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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Pokémon.

Oldest ramblings at the top, new mutterings at the bottom so scroll down if you care to.

11/25/2013, Well to be more specific since i keep getting questioned about this:

Yes I've written Fic's but not since '04 when i graduated HS. Even then who cares about Star Trek fic's when there's Star Trek Online?

The 3 Neon Genesis Evangelion storys i wrote where just Shinji gender-benders/crack fics.

Now as to why there are posted here? ...I lost the thumb drive they where on at somepoint between '05-'07, and rewriting from scratch...nahh I'll pass.

Hell I didn't even re-gain my interest in Fan fics till 2010 when i stumbled across this site while on break at work and just browsing on my phone. I'm content to just read really. Let's see what else have people been nagging me about...

List everyone likes list:

1. NGE: Don't give Shinji a Sync Rate of 100% and him still get his arse kicked at the start, just to berserker win anyways.

2. No Romance between Shinji and Rei, a close friendship yes, shagging till they pass out no.

3. HP: Hermione falling in love with Ron,Draco,Serverus,Tom Riddle jr./Voldemort no.

4 HP: Harry in a relationship a Patil sister is ok, you don't need to relegate her to harem whore number 3,875,907 or something, Parvati is a extrovert and can bring him out his shell, Padma is just Hermione in a blue tie i.e. smart as you want to make her.

5 HP: Ron is so utterly useless just don't include him, Nevile is such a better personality.

6 HP: The amount of girls that are named characters that can teach Harry his heritage is staggering just a few Nevile, Susan Bones, Daphne Greengrass.

7 HP: There are 5 males and females per house in Harrys Sorting cohort of '91 the 2 vastly unknown lioness' are Fay Dubar, and Sophie Roper.

8 NGE: Don't ship Mari and Asuka, if you do then your an idiot that failed utterly to understand the relationship between the 2 girls. Mari is simply the type of pilot Asuka desperately wanted Shinji/Rei to be, someone who would compete with and who she wouldn't doubt for a second would have her back in battle.

In the Classic series 8th, and 9th Angle battles Asuka just starts to trust in Shinji then he blows it with the 12th,13th fights then runs away breaking her trust in him. then rides in and stomps the 14 but only after she lost. Put Mari in Shinji's place and you see the difference Asuka and Mari would have curb stomped the classic series angles. Theres nothing sexual about it between them.

9 NGE: Shinji isn't gay Kaworu had no concept of the masculinity myth, bro-code, or man law lol. Shinji was just pleased to be shown some compassion. Asuka and Misato sexually teasing him was just the wrong way to approach him it was doomed to fail from the very start with Misato's post card thingy.

11-28-2013

Harry Potter and Magical Life-Debts, Flow chart :

Snape owes James, Dumbledore a non Potter "converts" it to "Any Potter" Hermione owes Ron and Harry via "The Troll Incident", Harry owes Fiernze the centaur via the forbidden forest "Quirlemort" encounter, Harry and Ron owe the Ford Angela via the Acromantula encounter, Ginny owes Harry via the "Basilisk Battle", Wormtail owes Harry, Sirius Owes Harry via Expecto Patronum save, Gabriel Delacour owes Harry though this is a weak claim, Arthur Weasley owes Harry via vision save from Nagini, Draco owes Harry via RoR FyndFrye save, Blaise Zabini owes Ron via RoR FyndFrye save, Ron and Hermione owe Nevile via slaying of Nagini mid-lunge.

"Potter, Harry...Hufflepuff!..." Only if the story is Harry being light aligned but independent.

"Potter, Harry...Gryffindor..." Harry, Nevile, Hermione. makes a better trio... downside it's a trio of introverts Lavender Brown is rather extroverted, HermioneXNevile is a sweetly pairing she's the first person nice to Nevile even according to cannon with how harsh his gran, and uncle are to him.

"Potter, Harry...Ravenclaw..." Perfect for a neutral/grey, independent of Dumbledore's influence, downside no trio available till Luna if you put Hermione in with him.

"Potter, Harry...Slytherin..." Outright evile, or just the anti-hero. Or he could go there and actually redeem the house...

Harry x Ginny : You know it's ok even without Ron's friendship. Have her get to know him after the Basilisk or have her just talk to him and skip the whole "I'll date his room mate and snogg him only when Harry's in the same room to get him to be jealous crap JKR did".

Due to the prophecy Harry's "Magical Power Index" is equal to Tom's, So there's no such thing as overpowering him, just skip giving him metamophmagus, and multiple-animagus ect ect.

Inheritances : He's got the Potter,Peverell, Gaunt, and Slytherin lordships under his belt even with or without killing off Sirius. So there's no need to give him the other 3 founders, Merlin's and Le Fay's as well. It's 5 British pounds sterling to a galleon there's no need to give him billions of galleons as a example a wand is a Hogwarts students most expensive item they will buy in the 7 years they are their and it's only 7 galleons that's 35pounds.

In theory the first year supplies list of Hogwarts is actually the most expensive, 2nd year it's just updating book volumes for the core 4 subjects and IF needed robes to fit any growth spurts, 3rd year is more pricy due to electives, 4/5 year is much like 2nd year your just updating your course texbooks volumes and new robes. 6/7th year is the cheapest as you've most likey dropped several subjects and are only in the relevant courses that the career you want requires. JKR never went into depth with this: All we know is that the Auror Academy requires a N.E.W.T score of EE/O in Potions,and DADA.

Questions I'd like to ask JKR : Where are Lily and James's Wands, and their magical portraits? How and why did Dumbledore have Harry's Vault Key and why wasn't it held in trust by the goblins? Lily's blood magic shield is taken into Tom when he revives so why was Harry still at the Dursleys for the summer? there's a few scenes in the books where Ginny are Hermione are "looking at Harry and giggling" So if Ginny is telling Hermione about how much she likes him, and with how well Hermione knows Harry why did Hermione come up with the plan of "Ginny date other boys in full view of Harry to make him jealous" Hermione damn well knows Harry isn't like that. Threw out the series the Hogwarts staff and others practically shove Lilly's skill in charms down his throat, so why doesn't he ever develop a interest in it?

I'd like to say this about a plot point that comes up in Fan Fics alot. : The Basilisk corpse monetary value, often it's use to give Harry about 150million galleons

If your going to do this think about the plot hole it creates. Do you really want Basilisk parts to enter the international market with how corrupt the Ministry's are? You are giving Tom and the DE's a gift wrapped tool lol.

The Fair and Just house of Weasley : Want to throw them a bone and make them wealthy? Have Molly sue the LeStrange brothers for restitution for killing Gideon and Fabian use Sirius who wont contest the claim somehow as a proxy threw Bellatrix's marriage to do it, at the same time it gives you a way to get the cup Horcrux. Doing a "Good Ron" Have Harry or Hermione point Ron at the Muggle Professional Chess circuit, Grand prize for some international tourneys get up to the millions.

3/11/2014 : Rowling has been published somewhere, That "RonxHermione" may have been a mistake, its nice she can admit it after all lol.

6/8/2014 Addendum : It was a interview with Emma Watson, Where she says Ron got Hermione for a selfish reason. It being she wanted the 3 primary characters to have a "Happy Ending". So just do a bit of mental editing and think James, Albus, and Lily-Luna are the kids of HPxHR lol.

The Deathly Hollows : Why is the cloak so weak? It's supposed to hide you even from the entity of death and its manipulations of causality to find you.

1. Dumbledore can see threw it or otherwise detect it in use in P.S. 5. Luna can detect it's use...well she is awesome

2. Snape may have detected it's use in P.S.

3. Snape may have detected it's use in C.O.S.

4. Moody (Crouch Jr.) See's threw it in G.O.F.

Marauders Map: Some people wonder why the Twins never see Peter (Scabbers) well why would the twins be using it to look at the Gryffindor doorms where Percy and later Ron are when they are checking if the 1st threw 7th floor corridors are clear of prefects and staff while moving about for honeydukes/zonkos supplies or pranks?

3/22/2104

Why I believe Luna Lovegood is the only genius level intellect in the whole HP 'verse.

Nargles : It's code for her Ravenclaw bullies, bullies in general.

Wracksurpts : Again it's code, for the negative influence people have on Harry, examples Snape and Dumbledore hiding various truths he needs to know, and Ron impact on Harry's school coursework.

Rotfang Conspiracy: You guessed it, it's code for Malfoy, and Yaxey and the plans that made the Death Eater take over of the ministry a breeze.

Heliopaths : It's code shocked? It's referring to the destruction Death Eaters cause during raids.

Fudge making goblin pies : It's pretty obvious really, Fudge's administration was carrying out assassinations of various Gringott's Goblins.

Crumpled Horn Snorkack's : It's not the destination, its the journey.

3/24/2014 : Such a random thought but i believe it's legit.

Harry Potter, Auror The "Elliot Stabbler" of the corps. The "Street Detective"

Ron Weasley, Auror Ministry of Magic Building patrolman, Wand security and registry of those entering the ministry "The Paper Pusher"

4/08/2014 Just a few points I forgot to mention, to lazy to sort it out.

1: Hermione hates the concept of slavery, indentured servitude ect, ect. Then why is it when Molly recounts her story of Love potion usage doe's she just giggle away next to Ginny? Afterall Love potion should equal rape in her mind.

2: Why are there more teachers at Hogwarts, during meal scenes in the movies that actually exists in the books?

3: Dumbledore was evil, It took me awhile to concur with this opinion, the deciding factor was this: Albus knew there was a spy in the 1st order of the phoenix.

So how is it a master Legilimens missed Peter being the spy? He didn't Albus was evil simple as that.

4: Is there a single person that hates Luna Lovegood? If you do mind explaining why?

5: Snape, it wasn't love he was obsessed with the idea of Lily Evans being his.

6: Ron was supposed to die, not Sirius. Remus and Tonks dying was pointless JKR explains it as a bookend to Harrys life that Ted is a orphan...nevermind Andromeda or something...

7: In the book Lavender Brown is last mentioned writhing in pain but alive, in the movie she died...what the hell?

8: Lavender Brown depicted as a whore in "Fannon", you missed the whole point of her character then. She is supposed to reflect the average teenager into her looks and such her main worry is her hair and dating, she's meant to show not everyone is being tainted by war.

9: Colin Creevey, The good die young that imagery shouldnt be hard to miss.

10 Snape as Head of House: Granger! you know it all -50 points for excessive answering questions, "In private See Draco i put her in her place no need to carry out that plot to rape her" See with that example you see he actually has a use other than near useless Death Eater Spy.

11: Minerva I don't like her at all: Harry is getting tortured and all she says is "Keep your head down" WTF why didn't she send a Reducto to the pink toads head? Snape only took over and the Carrows reign of terror proceded because she did nothing about it. That qoute about evil winning cause good people do nothing comes to mind. In the end she decided her job trumped the saftey of innocent school children even Nevil mentions 1st year students being used to teach dark arts on.

12: Flitwick He is supposed to be a master duelist right? but he runs from a giant like a whimp in DH2 movie so what the hell?

13: The Wards of Hogwarts are supposed to be unconquerable...The death eaters are able to run amok and remember Tom never had the loyalty of the Elder Wand but he makes short work of the Professors network of Protego Maxium, and why was that even necessary? Did Snape "Turn Off" the wards and it would take to long to re-activate?

4/10/2014 Random thought on Arthur Weasley

He works in the mis-use of Muggle artifacts department of the D.M.L.E. It's his job to confiscate and destroy things that are illegally enchanted to harm Muggles or otherwise violates the statue of secrecy and he even has a hand in conducting ministry raids for dark art artifacts. So think about it he makes his living breaking enchantments on various things so it could be said he is a ministry curse breaker.

Also keep in mind by the time we meet him in the series he has put 2 kids threw 7 years of schooling and has 4 in school allready and is even getting ready to put his 7th in school that shit is expensive lol. Then i thought about it and this thought is the source of this to begin with: What if say someone like Lucius is screwing over Arthur by getting Fudge to muck up his pay scale?

6/08/2014

Charlus Potter married Dorea Black, But at no point is it acknowledged on scene/in books that James and Sirius are cousins.

At no point is it ever acknowledged in anyway that Harry is cousins with Tonk's, : Adromeda Black

At no point is it ever acknowledged in anyway that Harry is cousins with Weasley's : Septimus Weasley married Dorea Black

At no point is it ever acknowledged in anyway that Harry is cousins with Malfoy : Narcissca Black

At no point is it ever acknowledged in anyway that Harry is cousins with LeStrange : You get the idea lol.

The Order of the Phoenix is actually formally dissolved after the battle of Hogwarts before Harry, Ginny, Luna, Ron, Hermione, and Nevile ever get the chance to be sworn in as members.

For Ron the Mirror of Erised was almost a accurate prediction, as he became Prefect and Quidditch captain in 5th year and won the cup while Harry was banned.

Nevile and Luna didn't work out : Nevile wouldn't go on trips with Luna he rather preferred to chill in England waiting for Luna to return with interesting plants

While in Sweden Luna meets a bloke named Rufus Scamander. After breaking up Nevile heads to the 3 broom sticks for a pint and reconnects with the bar matron Hanna Abbot a friend from his Hogwarts days. This scenario won't leave my head.

6-20-2014 Complete nonsense that i felt putting on here after re-reading "Darkest night"

Harry Potter : Violet Lantern, "The power he knows not" Well since it's love guess Harry gets stuck...

Hermione Granger : Indigo Lantern, Her career is based on equality for all life forms that screams compassion to me at least.

Ron Weasley : Orange Lantern, Ron's jealousy and his amazing capacity to walk out on friendships.

Ginny Weasley : Blue Lantern, I am not 100% with it. But JKR would have us accept Harry went threw it all with the hope he would see her again.

Luna Lovegood : Indigo Lantern, She knew why her bullies tormented her and she forgave them anyways.

Nevile Longbottom : Green Lantern, After Bellatrix escapes Azkaban and joining the DA i see him in green.

Tom Riddle : Red Lantern - Lord Voldemort : Black Lantern.

7/27/2014 : Since I don't write, and just read for fun does anyone ever read any of this?

Anyways Today's ramblings : Hermione was set up by Dumbledore to fall in love with Ron, or Rowling just plain forgot she's a Muggleborn witch at some point.

1. Summer after GoF, Albus Brings Hermione to to Grimmauld place "For her safety" ignoring her defenseless parents but the entire Weasley horde is there.

2. Shes there with Ron a month by the time Harry is brought in after the Dementor attack, and her parents are still left alone.

3. moRon makes Prefect. That's a whole lot of time spent with Hermione alone.

4. Summer after OotP, rinse and repeat Hermione is brought in sans parents.

5. The events of HBP.

6. Oh wait Hermione Memory charms her parents, How nice of Rowling to remember she is a Muggleborn witch and addressing the "safety" of her parents at long last.

7/31/2014 Hogwarts Uniform : Why do so many people insist the robes are dress-like? Just watch the movies they are like bath robes with a clasp to close them across the chest area. They have pockets inside the the lapel area or at the very least a built in wand holster, and thigh area pockets on the outside large enough to hold a roll of parchment. That's not including a white short or long sleeve button up shirt, grey sweater vest, and grey trousers/pleated skirts.

It never looks like a dress.

8/20/2014 Inheritance Test: (Is anyone out there even read my ramblings?)

Whenever I see "Inheritance Test" I cringe because lo' and behold Harry or "Harry" discovers he/she is Lord/Lady
to Potter, Peverell, Black, Gaunt, Emrys, Morgana, Morrigan, Circe, Buddha, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Sytherin, God, Vishnu, Odin, Zeus, and God again with nine trillion billion galleons all at once. Of course no Test is complete without it being revealed that Dumbledore Has raped Harry/"Harry's" magic by sealing/binding various superpowers. I.E. "Multi-Animagus" "Instant-Occulmens" "Metamorphmagus" "Veela Allure" "Wandless Magic" "Beast-speak" and so forth.
people always forget if the Potter's had 98,765,432 seats/titles/bank vaults and 99.9% control of the Wizengamot, every named business in cannon then
James Potter himself the spoiled brat that he was pre 7th year would have bloody new about it!

8/28/2014 Something Different : My summary of Arthurian Legend. A poor peasant, a aspiring squire, the wizards student, a prince, a warrior, a king, the cuckold husband, victim of sisters ambition, a betrayed father, a battle wounded man, resting in Valhalla.

9/14/2014 Rebuild of Evangelion : I get it now It's just a "ShinjixRei AsukaxOC" fan fic and its just a coincidence that it's written by Anno.

9/29/2014 Corrupted Ministry : So According to transcript's of J.K. Rowling interviews. The British Ministry use of Dementors is a sign of corruption

within the government. How so? You only get sent to Azkabahn for pulling nasty stuff like dark arts use or Muggle Baiting. You get sent to a Ministry holding cell for public drunkenness and the like. Wouldn't it be a sing of corruption if they didn't use them at the prison? Like Malfoy bribed Bagnold and Fudge to not use them or to keep them away from the Death Eater cell block?

10/17/2014 The Peverell Cloak : So after digging threw sites I found the transcript of a Rowling interview. Dumbledore cast a wandless and silent "Homenum Revelio" to detect Harry in 1st year in the Mirror of desire's room. : Ugh that shouldn't work damn it, the cloak hides you from death but a simple detection charm gives you away?!

11/2/2014 Overly helpful Goblins : It works but people aren't doing it right. Yes Harry or "Harry" can get the scar Horcrux purged by goblins, the goblins will be well versed in killing wizards even Horcrux(s) will be known to master healers and how to destroy them that's fine. But getting carried away is happening to easily as in suddenly they pass out anti death eater wards like penny candy, seize vaults (LeStange) train Harry/"Harry" in warfare and magics with a time turner, and other none sense such as Dumbledore stealing 10,000 galleons a year from Harry/"Harry" since '81 or stealing artifacts and suddenly the goblins learn of the theft and reclaim everything with a finger snap.

11/2/2014pt.2 Guardianship : The entire concept of Dumbledore is Harry, or "Harry's" "Magical Guardian" because he is a orphan is asinine at best and I detest it. How can he be a orphan anyways when Petunia is his aunt?

11/4/2014 Plot Hole, or Hermione is truly Almighty : Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Why didn't Voldemort remove his own damn jinx on the DADA position while he was possessing the DADA teacher? (Hermione once said the magical world fatally lacks common sense...hmm.)

11/8/2014 Muggleborn Influence : Voldermort's jumping off point to lying to the Pureblood's is that the Muggleborn's are eroding Magical society.

I'd like to point out, out of the 3843 (Depending on the source) students in Hogwarts at Harry's 1991 sorting cohort that at only 3 are known to be Muggleborn :

- Dean Thomas, though in the movie adaptation he's changed to a half-blood.

- Hermione Granger, stays Muggleborn in the movies.

- Justin Finch-Fletchley, stays Muggleborn in the movies.

Then I look at it like this, for Blood Status

Hanna Abbot, Pure

Susan Bones, Pure

Terry Boot, Unknown Pure or Half

Lavender Brown, Pure

Mandy Brocklehurst, Unknown

Milicent Blustrode, Pure

Stephen Cornfoot, Unknown

Micheal Corner, Pure

Vincent Crabbe, Pure

Tracey Davis, Pure

Fay Dunbar, Pure ( Though she's only in Gryffindor and Harry's year in the Harry Potter video games, Rowling approved it so i count her.)

Marietta Edgecomb, Pure

Kevin Entwhistle, Unknown

Seamus Finnegan, Pure

Justin Finch-Fletchely, Muggleborn

Daphne Greengrass, Pure

Hermione Granger, Muggleborn

Anthony Goldstein, (with a Jewish surname in borne in Britain around 1980/81 I personally assume he's a Muggleborn)

Gregory Goyle, Pure

Wayne Hopkins, Unknown ( One of two in Hufflepuff that are unknown)

Megan Jones, Pure

Nevile Longbottom, Pure

Su Li, Pure blood, (Unknown, but again due to her being Chinese but living in Britian I assume Muggleborn or Half-Blood)

Erine Macmillian, Half blood

Draco Malfoy, Pure

Lilith Moon, Unknown

Theodore Nott, Pure

Pansy Parkinson, Pure

Padma Patil, (I assume Pureblood since it is inferred at least that Pansy Parkinson knows the Patil's during the broom flying class in tPS.)

Pavarti Patil, (See above)

Sally-Anne Perks, Muggleborn, (Not everyone agrees with this from what I could find, hell people don't even agrees on the house she's in)

Harry Potter, Half blood

Sophie Roper, Unknown

Zacharias Smith, Pure

Lisa Turpin, Unknown

Dean Thomas, (I go with the books he's a Muggleborn)

Ronald Weasley, Pure

Blaise Zabini, Pure

Sadly we know next to nothing about the Ravenclaw students in Harry's year, but still we only have 3 known Muggleborn's unless they where dozens more each year before Voldy's war he was lying about yet another thing.

11/12/2014 Ginny : For the active writers only, and not the "retired" people like me lol. "Ginny the Whore", "Ginny the Love Potion Princess", "Ginny the Evil Ex-Girlfriend", "Ginny the Potter vault thief" Stop it!. Did you know it's possible to even write a HarryxGinny "Hinny" ship with out Ron featured at all? Just think how often are guys truly friends of any type with there sisters boyfriend. (Ron is clingy lol, he's desperate to be seen and recognized as a famous persons friend, just ignore that he exist)

11/14/2014 Nagini : I came up with a theory the rudimentary body Voldy is in before the Homunculus ritual in GoF he does to get a new body. Was in fact created from one of Nagini's eggs after he made her a Horcrux.

11/17/2014 : The Youtuber trio at "Not Literally Productions" are so awesome I had to try my hand at it.

11/20/2014 : Don't use Apache Open Office >.> I kills your formatting the Luna crack wasn't supposed to have it's lovely wall of text I swear. (And I can't be arsed to go fix it.)

12/14/2014 The works I posted where on a whim no pre planning or plot line working was done at all, I mean I opened MS word wrote and posted in the time span of about 20-30mins. The Luna crack fic was me experimenting with Open Office, tried it on a friends advice FFnet didn't like it I guess lol so it killed my formatting. Then I exchanged PM with a Gandalf's Beard. The Adult adventure series was the result it was going to keep going, but people hate lime content? And people seemed to think it was some sort of sad attempt at a masterpiece of literature?! uh no, no way in hell lol, it was just some naughty fun.

I mean how did people miss the tags "AU, Crack, Humor, Parody"?

1/4/2015 Summer at the Burrow : Anyone care to take a crack at explaining this : "Why is it that Ron is the only Weasley sibling, that is allowed summer guest to visit the Burrow?"

4/19/2015 Draco : Did Rowling ever explain on how Draco the brash hot headed pampered prince, was able to learn Occulmency from Bellatrix, and be so good at it that Snape couldn't get threw?

4/21/2015 Black Heir: How about instead of Harry his godson Sirius selects Tonks who's older than Harry and more closely related?

5/7/2015 All new Fandom for me: Naruto, I'm serious after what 10 years of my buddy's nagging me to clear it off my "To read this series list" I read it.

Naruto: Just like Harry Potter, he's a orphan that sits on his ass waiting for other people to come to him and learn about his parents, massive archives are available but "Books are Boring" Just like Harry he never got off his ass to learn anything about where he comes from, he just waited for info to be given.

Sakura: Becomes a Ninja then decides it's to hard so doesn't train, because she might lose her girlish figure WTF?! at least in part 2 she learned to be a medic.

Sasuke: Fuck this guy seriously. (If Hermione is Rowling's SI, then this emo prick is Kishimoto's) The fan girls taking verbal, and physical abuse with a smile wtf?

Obito: Crush dies that sucks ass, Rin dies a hero's death defending her home. This fucker then decides the best way to honor her is to murder some 40 thousand people in total, while trying to destroy the home his crush Rin died defending AND HE IS FUCKING FORGIVEN IN THE END?!.

Sharigan Eye: I never knew something more "hax" than Sosuke Aizen could exist, this "God Mode" Eye Balls ruined the series in my opinion.

Hinata: Hey just like Ginny, you get your man by being a stalker for years and this is somehow true love fueled romance?

5/18/2015 Bellatrix Plot-hole?: If Bellatrix taught Draco Occulmency, Then why didn't she just check if the disfigured Harry at Malfoy Manor was actually Harry with a Legilimency probe, rather than go threw the bit with asking Draco to confirm anything?

5/28/2015: Yearly Daily Prophet Draw : The Weasley's are "Lower-Middle Class" in a culture where not being wealthy means your equal to shit. So why is it

When the Weasley's win 700 galleons 3,485 British pounds with Rowlings 5:1 ratio do they go on vacation for a month rather than save the gold?

5/31/2015 PoA Dementor scene : Book 3, Ron or Nevile...who told Draco about Harry fainting?

6/9/2015 More Magical Society lacking logical thinking: Hogwarts is like all magical schools are unplotable on maps thus no one can say with 100% certainty just where it is, Hogsmead isn't unplotable just warded against muggles. Hogwarts is 1 mile north of Hogsmead...

6/13/2015 "Golden Trio" : Which author in what story on what site coined this term that the Harry Potter fandom loves so much?

6/17/2015 Daphne Greengrass, and Tracy Davis: "Greengrass, Daphne" as read in OotP (book5) is the one and only time Daphne is mentioned period in cannon. It's just "fannon" that she is the political neutral "Ice Queen" of Slytherin. Tracy Davis exists solely as a name on a list from the 1st book planning stage.

7/8/2015 Star Trek: Archer the unprepared Explorer, Kirk the Adventurer, Picard the Diplomat, Sisko the Warrior, Janeway the Scientist. THEY DON"T BLOODY NEED TO FIGHT EACH OTHER ENOUGH!

Star Trek part 2: Versus Star War...face palm.jpeg, seriously while Star Wars ships are what 40x bigger they don't have the technology to go up against a Star Trek ship, the flip side of that is a Star Trek ship doesn't have the weapon capacity to take down a Star Destroyer it would take oh lets say 30 Star Trek ships to take down a Imperial Warship. "But the Enterprise could just transport torpedoes into a Star Wars ship's power core" ...no Ionized particles shut down a Star Trek ships systems such as weapons, shields, and targeting scanners and the damn Transporters, Star Trek ships would have to use line of sight targeting arcs.

7/12/2015 Excessive Anatomy: In today's Fanfiction/Fiction culture you can't have a female character without at least a 36 C cup bust it seems while D/E cup is preferred. But I give Nevile Longbottom a 14 inch cock and a race horses stamina, and I'm being unrealistic?! ...It's satire you fools. Tone down your own Bust Sizes if it bothers you so much.

7/25/2015 Any Woman explain please, since the wife just rolls her eyes when I ask...: This scenario; Woman wearing a red 2 piece bikini struts down the beach enjoying the attention, the very next day same woman walking down the street during her daily routine has her skirt lifted by that days wind since a storm was due over the weekend resulting in her panties (just normal cotton, nothing fancy) being seen by a few people for a brief moment gets offended that people got a 2 second look...wtf?

10/5/2015 Rowling Retcons the Potters: Charlus is renamed "Fleamont" Dorea Potter nee Black is outright replace by a random witch named "Euphemina" If that wasn't enough the Potter fortune is based on Pepper up Potion, Skele-grow, and Sleakeazy's Hair Potion and the royalties they generate. ...wtf?

12/21/2015 Hermione is really Black, Asian, Iranian, Hindu, Jewish, Haitian, Mexican, Chinese etcetera, ecetera: A black actress has been cast as Hermione for the stage play "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child" So Rowling retcon's Hermione with some silly notion that Hermione's race is never stated. Silly, Silly Rowling. It's 2015 it just doesn't matter if Hermione is black in a stage play, just like it didn't matter that Nick Fury is black in the MCU, it's the talent of the actor/actress that matters. Hell even Spiderman is a black kid at the moment :P

1/14/2016 Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman: Rest in Peace.

01/01/2016 The two mistakes you instantly made in your Fem!Harry fic's premise:

1. You forgot to gender flip Nevile as well.

2. Magical Society is sexist.

2/29/2016 Your Letter: If you where born between 1985 to 1999, your Hogwarts acceptance letter never came because Voldemort destroyed the Ministry of Magics Muggleborn Registry.

4/28/2016: Teen Sexy Time: Since 2006 Teen pregnancy decreased of Black's by 44%, Hispanic/Latin decreased by 38%, "white" pregnancy decreased by 3%. Take that white people!

4/28/2016 B: Naive or Borderline Retardation: Naruto call's the guy that pretty much murdered his parents..."The coolest guy" because Obito's Sharigan curse object was a girl he had a crush on...

11/8/2014 Muggleborn Influence : Voldermort's jumping off point to lying to the Pureblood's is that the Muggleborn's are eroding Magical society.

5/8/2016 Update: Let's take a look at this again:

Minister of Magic: Wizard or Witch: Is only ever a Pure Blood.

Any, and I mean any Ministry Department Head: Is only ever a Pure Blood. The Sole canonical exception is Dumbledore himself (Half Blood)

Business Owner: From the vendor selling roasted Dragon Kebabs, to Krump treats to Wand makers all Pure Bloods...

5/19/2016 Plothole in CoS: Ginny and the Weasley Clock...

5/19/2016 Every about Magical America: Fuck you Rowling, seriously! and that's all I got on the subject.

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The Snakes of Konohagakure by Tonlor reviews
Naruto is removed from team seven by his own will and is granted a solo sensei. Enter Miss. Anko Mitarashi. how will the tides turn under this change? NarutoxAnko no Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,635 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M.]
Different Beginnings by Starian NightZz reviews
FemHarry. What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Side with Voldemort-fic. Cedric/FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,797 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 275,730 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 193,991 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 6,820 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,474 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
You Can (not) Find Peace :ADOPT ME! by Anesti-zoi reviews
Genesis tempered his body, Rebuild steeled his soul, now that the third world has begun, will he break the never ending cycle of death and rebirth? Will he even be able to save himself? Shinji Ikari, the Messiah of the New Era Gospel has returned. (I don't own Evangelion) Chapter 14 out now! MSG me anyone is interested in finishing/revising this story!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,082 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Shinji I. - Complete
Paid In Blood by zaterra02 reviews
After decades of an empty life and wars that claimed all he ever held dear, the greatest dark lord in living memory and his most loyal servant are finally ready to challenge fate and once again bring down their vengeance upon their enemies. AU, extended universe, Time-Travel, bashing and HAPHNE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,244 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The True Blood Princess by Nemesis13 reviews
Growing bored and lonely the Girl-Who-Lived Lillith Potter decided to take Death up on his offer to explore new worlds; now the first born Princess of Robert Baratheon follow her journey as she is betrothed to the Starks of the North, adopts Arya as her apprentice, and shows an unchanging world what a mischievous millennium old witch can do.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Harry P., Robb S.] [Arya S., Gendry W.]
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8125 - Favs: 9,353 - Follows: 8,568 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Altered Destinies by shanejayell reviews
Different choices lead to a changed world for Shinji Ikari and the cast of Evangelion!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,924 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/23/2004
Sanguine by Lady Hallen reviews
Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 9,055 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
A Shifting of Life by Faery's Delight reviews
When Ichigo ends up on the wrong side of one of Szayels experiments, his life is turned upside down and inside out. Warnings inside. Chapters being replaced. (If a chapter doesn't immediately show up, wait 24 hours before trying again. If it still doesn't, contact me, wait until I contact you back and try again if I say to.)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,373 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Wrong Place by jasminrt reviews
FemIchixMayuri Ichigo runs away from a feral Captain Kenpachi, only to fall in the hands of a crazed Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi. Two chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Mayuri K.
Bleach: The Raven Angel by HollowTailedSaiyan93 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki has been in almost constant agony since the death of Kaien Shiba at the point of her sword. After giving her powers to Ichigo Kurosaki, she has gained back a measure of the happiness she lost. As they drew closer together, new feelings developed between them. How will they handle them in this alternate series of events?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,855 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Flower That Will Not Wither by Ell Roche reviews
Pure-blood Culture: Heiress Lavender Brown is a true Seer. She Sees ever so much. Most of all, she Sees Heir Harry Potter as he truly is, which changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Harry P., Lavender B.] Voldemort, Neville L. - Complete
Harry and Ginny: A Love Story by Epeefencer reviews
As per reader requests I am starting a long story from one of the Harry Loves Ginny chapters. This one is After the Chamber and it will become a Soul Bond Story but in a different way than most. Chapter 1 is basically the same with minor changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,800 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 6,788 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
I'll Be Here by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
They always seemed to be keeping an eye on each other. FemKirk/Pike
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,209 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [J. Kirk, C. Pike] - Complete
Ichigo one half by whackybiscuit reviews
Inspired by Ranma 1/2. Ichigo falls into a cursed hot spring and turns into a girl, now Ichigo has to deal with keeping it a secret while trying to find a way to turn back to normal permanently. Gender-bender. FemIchi. FemIchiXUnohana. FemIchiXMatsumoto. FemIchiXYoruichi. Alternate Ending up!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., R. Unohana, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Hufflepuff Chronicles Year of the Stone by theflyinfoote reviews
What would happen if Harry met someone other than the Weasleys and made a new first friend. Year one originally Harry the Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,222 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Butcher by whitetigerwolf reviews
The Potter's and Dumbledore come to Roanapur, seeking aid from Boss Chang in tracking down Harriet Potter, who disappeared when she was ten. They are looking for the true Child-Who-Lived, the True Chosen One, A Savior. That is not what they find. ONE-SHOT. M for disturbing parts. No Pairings. FemHarry. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Harry P., Sawyer - Complete
Be Strong For Me by rwbybomb21 reviews
It was slow, a steady snapping of her mind caused only by the death of her first love, and the abuse by the villagers. Now the Demon of Konoha, living up to the abusive slurs she was given, Naruko finds new love. But will it last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Hinata H., Anko M., Hanabi H., Naruko U.
Old Age and Fire Whiskey May Lead to Jumping Dimensions by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter is in his twilight years, he, Hermione, and Draco run Hogwarts as a way to avoid the Dark Lord of the week and spend most of their time lamenting their wasted early years. After a bottle too many Hermione reveals a plan to go into the past, unfortunately for everyone involved she convinces her friends it's a great idea, and there's...complications-Fem!Harry, Fem!Draco,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
The replacement captain: Ichigo Kurosaki by Kreion reviews
Two years post-winter war, Ichigo Kurosaki finally recovers his lost powers as a shinigami, however the return of his powers does not go unnoticed by the soul-society. Adventure and fluff a plenty! Ichiruki main, others as and when.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 274,510 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Sage Ra reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 410,182 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 4,596 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Pentupfury's Stories by hell-hath-frozen-over reviews
A repost of pentupfury's stories that got lost in the purge
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102,969 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 203 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Kushina U.
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Some Do Not Like It Hot by Squigsquasher reviews
After an Angel attack, Shinji and friends somehow, against all logic and common decency, get genderflipped. Will Shinji master walking in a skirt? And why did Ritsuko mix Kool-Aid with the LCL? (A fair bit of raunchy humour and transgender themes; do not read if you are offended by such things)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
When Team 7 is expelled during the first phase of the Chunin exams, the Sharingan falls out of Orochimaru's reach. In his attempt to salvage something of worth from his plan, the Sannin searches for another bloodline. However, when he chooses Konoha's other Dojutsu, the consequences exceed even his wildest expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 5,018 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Harry by Red the Revolutionary reviews
Harry was sent off to live in a muggle orphanage, after Voldemort failed to kill him and his twin, Jaina Potter. Now, as a first year at Hogwarts, he has only one goal, one dream. To do what no one has before: Rule the World. Some crossover characters, influences from other Fics, Darkish/Evilish!Harry, WBWL, mostly later. Hogwarts begins at age thirteen, silly with plot, edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,249 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 10,340 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
History by Akari-Chaan reviews
Jade Potter was like a mini-Lily in every way, just with black hair. So, of course she needed an 'arrogant, toerag' of a boy to make her Hogwarts life unbearable. Collection of short moments in the lives of Jade Potter and George Weasley, the *Cough* Stalker *Cough*. Taking Requests! FemHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,055 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Pl book 3: Tears of the Dragon by Gandalf's Beard reviews
3rd book in series: Nazis, FBI profilers, Dragons, Secret Societies, Demon Smackdowns, and Hong Kong Triads! Occult murders in America lead our three young wizards on a globe spanning adventure PG-13 - R in later chapters for sex and violence. crossover and occult Easter Eggs galore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rodolphus L., Alex R.
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Lady of Death by kitterkat100 reviews
It has been four years since the final battle, three since she locked herself away in Grimmauld Place, when Belvedere Potter stumbled across a journal that belonged to Dumbledore that explained that there was, in fact, a deeper connection between her and the now- dead Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Red Sun Sets, The Black Sun Rises V2 by Sedor reviews
In the aftermath of the Winter War, Ichigo Kurosaki is ripped away from his life as a substitute soul reaper and is now thrown into a world where simply being the strongest being in the known worlds, is no guarantee for survival. AU Ichigo/Sui-Feng Chapter 1 edited again 22 June 2014.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng]
Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Place Book 1 The Stone of Dreams by Gandalf's Beard reviews
Plausible sequel to my Harmony shipper "How Harry Potter Should Have Ended?" fan-fic. The War is over. Harry and Hermione need a holiday and New York seems like a great place to begin a tour of the US. Will the Russos help or hinder them when vengeful Death Eaters come calling? Rated M for some sexual themes and violence, but suitable for older teens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Alex R., Max R. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Pl Book 2: 7th Year at Hogwarts by Gandalf's Beard reviews
Sequel to my fan-fic Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Place: the Stone of Dreams. Harry and Hermione return to England after their holiday-that-went-wrong in New York-bringing back a new addition to their relationship: Alex Russo. Finally Hermione and Harry have some fun and put the war behind them. But McGonagall has plans for them... Rated M for sexual themes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Alex R., Max R.
Rise from the Ashes by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Voldemort has risen once more! Harry Potter and his friends must battle the forces of Darkness, a corrupt Ministry and a Headmaster who has plans of his own. Starts during summer before 5th year, and features proactive Marauding/Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe as there will be violence, language and suggestive themes. Title needs work and am accepting suggestions for new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,281 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Sand Grainy Death by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which the plot does not save the characters from their stupid ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
How Harry Potter Should Have Ended! :P by Gandalf's Beard reviews
In the wake of JK Rowling's recent revelations that she felt she might have made a mistake, and that Harry and Hermione were better suited than Ron and Hermione, I find myself agreeing wholeheartedly. Like most of my other fanfics, this is an experiment of sorts. The goal is to see if Rowling could have "fixed" the romantic arcs in DH without disrupting the entire series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
Locker Room by ChampionOfKratos reviews
During his fifth year the Chaser Trio from his Quiditch team realize how cruel they had been acting to Harry and decide to make it up to him. WARNING: Lemon (don't like then don't read), PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Harry P., Katie B., Alicia S., Angelina J.] - Complete
A Study in Green by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Potter had always been something of an obsession for him. Fem!Harry, mature themes, slight swearing. Prequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 172 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Friends with Benefits by whatshouldntbe reviews
Jim doesn't end up at Starfleet (until she does). girl!Kirk/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 167,453 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 6,360 - Follows: 4,312 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
What If by Teddy1993 reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Ginny to the Yule Ball? The story is currently being re-edited with the much appreciated help of JoonBang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,664 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by Irish216 reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 5,848 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Naruto: Menma Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Naruto is apparently killed in the Land of Wave only to find himself in the underground lair of Senju Hashirama beneath the remains of Uzushio. Now he's been told the truth about his past and the lies that have surrounded him his entire live. With new allies at his side he sets out to take the world by storm and bring about the first true peace they've ever known. Mokuton Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,975 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U. - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 6,750 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lex Talionis by OpenSourceArtist reviews
After growing up in one of the worst districts of East Rukongai, Ichigo becomes a mercenary and vows revenge against the Central 46. He dances with fate as his past continues to follow him while the future holds avenues left undiscovered. Takes place before the "Turn Back The Pendulum" mini-series, 112 years prior to current timeline. (Hiatus)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,332 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Ichigo K., Lisa Y.] S. Aizen, Juhabach
Red Headed Stepchild by sfjoellen reviews
Transgender Harry. fem!Harry Harry/Hermione. Dumbledore bashing. Mature Language and Themes. Not Explicit. Not Stupidly Overpowered Harry. Not Stupid Adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,435 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shinji's Angels by Calanor reviews
Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,195 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Armisael
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
The Boy in the Park by Shadenight123 reviews
Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruko U., OC - Complete
Cecelia Dorea Potter by LegendaryValkyrie reviews
About to be brought up on charges for using underage magic, Harry Potter's see-able future was looking bleak. That was until a new chess piece entered the game; one, that Dumbledore didn't expect nor want. There was a reason she was known as Lady Potter and she would do anything to protect her little brother. Voldemort better watch out, there's a Potter on the warpath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W., Susan B., OC
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 235 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Protector's Temptation by Sedor reviews
On the eve of his 17th birthday, a powerless Ichigo is given a chance to regain his powers once again, but with a completely different twist. AU from after the Winter War. Chapter 22 & 23 edited. Please see note EDIT, for more information.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,564 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Ichigo K., Kyoka Suigetsu
Naruto Monogatari by MariSkep reviews
Konoha's spider weaves her threads together. In them she has magistrates, lords, ANBU operatives and now a jinchuuriki. Just what is Yuhi Kurenai plotting? And why does she need Naruto and Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,639 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Archaíos Apokalýpseis Evangelion by Anesti-zoi reviews
What happened after the end? Can we, humanity, continue without our gods to guide us? After "he" and "she" experienced the rapture of "her" how can they not hope? How can they not continue? How can they not love? But even they are subject to fate and when a horrible twist of it gives birth to a new messiah, how will this child change the world? Will it be for the better or worse?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
The Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Continuing the Harry Potter story, 'Holly Evans & ...' Bi!Girl!Harry is Riddle's nemesis; having fought into adulthood, she's building a conspiracy using her own Mark- the Spiral. Bizarre, violent, sexy & complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,400 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bait and Switch by Zentrodie reviews
After Shinji returns from his time as LCL the return isn't what anybody had expected. Plans are changed, friendships formed, and a few minds shattered. But hey it seemed like a good idea at the time
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 102,869 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Taming the Beast by Dorchet reviews
On the day of his Mother's death, Shinji Ikari makes a new friend by the name of Mari Makinami. After being separated for 10 years, Shinji gets the chance to reunite with Mari. Re-telling of Evangelion with some elements from Rebuild. Shinji/Mari Rated M for safety
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,639 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Shinji I., Mari M.
Due to Chance by Zentrodie reviews
A simple game of chance changes the lives of not only the command staff but everybody they interact with
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,713 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ritsuko A., Kaji R. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4498 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 6,439 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Antebellum by fuzzibunniez reviews
After years in a coma, Ichigo wakes up to many changes. The biggest one that Byakuya is her friend. Rated M Byakuya FemIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,673 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K.
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 437 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Days of Daze by Zalucard reviews
What would happen if Shinji found a new hobby?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,920 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I.
Karma by fuzzibunniez reviews
FEMALE Ichigo collection! Please make pairing suggestions! M rated
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,648 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Tensa Zangetsu
Of Steel by Adam Kadmon reviews
Even steel can bend, even steel can break.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Mana K. - Complete
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 761 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Mother's Upbringing by MadAngryBeaver reviews
Instead of being abandoned by Gendo Ikari, Shinji is raised by Yui Ikari and trained to pilot Eva from a young age. Yui loves her son dearly, but she has plans for her son. How will Shinji stand to being manipulated by the woman he loves more then life?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,590 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 804 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caledonia Lilia Snape by Yashodoa reviews
Harry underwent a drastic change on his 15th birthday, then few months later, he suffered potion accident that changed his life around a hundred and eighty degree. Severitus/gender-bender/DracoHarry not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 233,905 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Uzumaki Chronicles: The Swirling Tides by AkashXD reviews
Naruto's twin sister holds Kyūbi's yōki while he holds the soul. Kushina survived and has raised them both to be true Uzumaki. Will they succeed in reviving Uzushiogakure and the Uzumaki clan? Or will they fall before Konoha, Madara and countless other foes? [Uzumaki Centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 271,925 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Everything To Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji is brought along by his father and meets Rei, forming a special bond.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,839 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Miss PotterMalfoy by Savy13 reviews
Fem!Harry Ivy Potter is found by the Malfoys and is taken in. Eventual Ivy/Snape. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,579 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And If That Don't Work? by Sunshine Temple reviews
CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 254,979 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2008
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Exiles by Zephyras reviews
When Aizen is discovered to have been defeated by a group of exiles months after his defection, the Soul Society is understandably uneasy. They begin an investigation which eventually locates twenty years gone deserter Kuchiki Rukia. AU, Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,602 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Mind and Body by Karasu 0 reviews
After A freak accident with the Microscopic Angel Iruel, Shinji's life is changed, for the rest of his life. As she must now struggle with what has happened to 'Her' for better or worse.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Shinji I.
Harriet Potter by tinyrose65 reviews
Orphaned Harriet Potter is not extraordinary in any way. But when some mysterious people show up at her Aunt and Uncle's and claim to be her parents, she learns of an untold past and that she might not be as normal as she believed. (AU! Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,809 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 302 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mad Circle by LostK9Girl reviews
Doomed by a false Prophecy at birth. Condemned to a life of horror at the age of one. Driven into the depths of insanity by age five. Released back into society at fifteen. Harley Quinn, formerly Potter, is the Mistress of Chaos and the world is her plaything. Fem-Harry. Most likely fem-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 730 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 6,389 - Follows: 4,230 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Evangelion Odyssey by amitakartok reviews
There are times when you question everything you ever lived for. Mostly, these are due to losing something important. But sometimes, it happens when you gain something you didn't know you had. AU crossover.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.]
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Alike by Lucillia reviews
The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bunny & The Fox by Yomitoru reviews
Naruko invites her shy girlfriend, Hinata over to her place for spring break. Feeling bored Naruko finds a way to spice up the night that will change the way Hinata and Naruko are intimate forever. Yuri, and a yummy lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruko U. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 4,893 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Riddle Me This by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
A mishap in Charms causes some problems in Hogwarts. Namely, an incomprehensible Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 630 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Evangelion Misfile by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Fans of Chris Hazelton's web comic "Misfile" will recognize the concept for this fic. The cosmic data for Shinji and Misato has been misfiled - Misato has been reduced to the age of 14, and Shinji has been turned into a girl. Shinji x Misato. CH 6 IS UP!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - [Shinji I., Misato K.]
SpiN Me A HoliDay by SLYSWN reviews
FemmeGrimmxFemmeIchi,Others, AU "If you're expecting me to tell you that I have locked Ichigo away in a tower or a dungeon somewhere inside my mansion then I am sorry but I will have to disappoint you."COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,863 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
After Life by XtremeGal87 reviews
Ichigo finds himself forced to leave his human life behind, and begin a new one in Soul Society. But the others quickly learn that life without him is more than Orihime can handle... Will they finally find their happy ending? Or is it too late? IchiHime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,637 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Gift by Mercaba reviews
After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,598 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 2,120 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
You Can Have it All Revised by opopanax reviews
Revised version of my story. Post OOTP. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The OneMonth Experiment by LastGirlOnTheWrite reviews
Ichigo agrees to help Urahara with an experiment for one month in return for Kidou training. Little does Ichigo know, he is about to learn more about the opposite sex, and his friends, than he ever thought possible... Rated M for safety
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,864 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Ichigo K.
Lord of shadows by voider reviews
Harry and Lucy are the twins who lived. They are also a weird vampire-hybrid, powerful and slightly insane. Watch them as they grow up, as they fool and enrage Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort and the DE. \ AU Independent Gray Harry \ H/Multy \ Yuri GL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,645 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., OC
Going another Way by Tribun reviews
A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. -COMPLETE!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 363,293 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
What We Make of It by Zentrodie reviews
The wedding is planned and everybody wants a piece of the action. But not all is happy and sunshine as the event draws near
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 327,901 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Shinji I. - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy Who died by opopanax reviews
Oneshot. Addresses one of the major plotholes in the books: why does everyone know what Harry looks like if he's sent straight to live with his muggle relatives?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Yaxley - Complete
A Different Kind of Favor by fuzzibunniez reviews
On the night of her 18th Birthday a seal appears changing her future. Comedy will run amok when she is forced into an odd arrangement with Byakuya to stay in Soul Society. Will Bya be able to figure out her secret? Will he be able to resist FEM ichi/Bya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,407 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Beginning of a New Life by rlpj4 reviews
AU. After the events of fourth year, Harry does not return to Privet Drive. He, with the help of Gringotts, decides to travel and learn as much as he can to help him in the fight against Voldemort. Super!Harry, Time-Travel!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,729 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 408 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Favor by fuzzibunniez reviews
Byakuya needs a favor...get married for two years or Rukia will have to marry Omeada. Ichigo needs his sister's to live in Soul Society with him. It's just a favor. What could go wrong right? FEM Bya/Ichigo Give it a read you will like it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,674 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Taking Sights by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,498 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gendo I., Shinji I.
Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
NGE: Trials by Pseudo-Dream reviews
7 years after 3I. Third Impact has been averted, but more of the dead sea scrolls have been deciphered, fortelling something far worse than SEELE had planned. Will we survive the trials? Or will we return to whence we came...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 11,704 - Follows: 4,953 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 14,622 - Follows: 5,897 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 1,234 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Rebellion by TedLupin32 reviews
AU: Fanfic where Harry's twin sister Kayla is seen as the Girl-who-lived even though it's really Harry. Ravenclaw Harry!Harry/Luna. Reviews please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,062 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 920 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Evangelion: A Beautiful Lie by Kentoushi87 reviews
The tale of a roguish young man and the blossoming young woman known as Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Soryu. They will discover that we all have a beast within us, some just more so than others... After all, life is sometimes just a beautiful lie.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,480 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Metamorphmagus by Staria 007 reviews
That fateful Halloween night, Voldemort was not the only one to disappear. Girl Harry, AU throughout the years, Spoilers from all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,297 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Angel's Empathy by Ramiel666 reviews
Massive spin in the story so far, as the war between the Lilith's and Kaworu's followers has started to spiral out of control. Shinji see's his new fate and is loyal to Kaworu, in order to renew the destroyed world from Third Impact. SxA KxR --Some LEMON
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,151 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Born of Conflict by Anime-Ronin reviews
Misato wanted her Shinji back – what she got back from the Eva was something rather unexpected.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,757 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Unbreakable Bond by Marine Brother Shran reviews
A cross synchronization experiment has gone wrong between Shinji and Rei. Both have experienced each other's memories and lives. The effects are still unknown. How will this affect Gendo, and the relationship between the two pilots? SxR OOC
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,855 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Redux by Squire of Gothos reviews
Neon Genesis Evangelion romance/drama with Groundhog Day elements and a little humor thrown in. SxR. The pilots find themselves caught in a time-loop, and as things grow ever stranger, will they be able to figure out what's happening without going insane?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 214,050 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Altered Destinies by Mike313 reviews
A different decision made in a battle and a simple act of curiosity cause Misato to be changed into a teenager, altering both her destiny and that of Shinji Ikari. Shinji/Misato.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,107 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
A Glass of Wine by 94saturn reviews
This is a story about Asuka & Shinji learning about them selves and falling in love. There is lime and lemon content scattered throughout the story so follow the warnings. At last Ch-22!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,236 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Konoha's Tragic Orange Beast by Nate Grey reviews
Or why Lee taking Naruto under his wing could potentially be a bad thing for them both.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Never Go Home Again by Nate Grey reviews
Just under 500 words on why Sasuke returning to Konoha is a very bad idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinji and Asuka by DeadlyPole reviews
What happens when Shinji can't take Asuka's behaviour anymore? Read and find out. ShinjiXAsuka pairing. Rated M for explicit scenes/coarse language. Please R&R. Chapters 1-7 have been rewritten. Chapters 8 & onward to be rewritten.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 247,668 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Red Moon Rising by Sociopathic-Antichrist reviews
Gendo Ikari left his son at his teachers with an undiagnosed psychological condition. Who knew this was how Shinji would turn out?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,747 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 348 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Changing Seasons by JErosion reviews
After a few awkward moments after school Shinji Ikari begins reevaluate himself. And looks to the possiblity that he can have more than just Eva in his life. SxH... mostly
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,673 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Shinji I., Hikari H.
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
From Cold to Warm by Chungdoo reviews
a ShinjixRei story...well that's all i can say sorry for the extremely crappy summary! The Epilogue is finally up and the much anticipated lemon chapter is posted!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,876 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Alternate D by Bardiel the 13th reviews
What would happen if this happened?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 804 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
True Angel by Innortal reviews
We all know Gendo used Rei as his key to control Third Impact. But what if he had used Shinji first with Adam's DNA. Here is what could have happened. Chapter 1 now redone.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,915 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/13/2005
Orders by Zentrodie reviews
On a joke Misato gives Rei an order that alters the course of not only one life but many
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,846 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sigil of Power by Minstrel Knight reviews
With the Dark Empire winning the war, Harry finds a mysterious sword. The Sigil of Power allows Harry to burn time, and Harry returns to relive his life. AU with Neville as BWL and Luna as Rose Potter, Harry's twin sister. HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,869 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Elemental by Staria 007 reviews
After fourth year, Harry had a agruement with his relatives, and runs off into the woods, where he is cursed for the rest of his life. Warning Gender bender story. Pairings HP,CL,GW NL,LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,227 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 489 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Godchild by Ikarus Onesun reviews
The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,032 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 742 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadly Curse by seritha reviews
This is my take on what happens if Harry was bit at the end of PoA. So how does Harry take it? Read and Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,331 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Evangelion: Blind But Not Disabled by FLUFFYTIGER reviews
Very AU. Shinji was blinded as a child and still has to pilot Eva. Contains Mild Lemon In Some Chapters. R.S.A
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 68,654 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Their Own by Lucillia reviews
One extremely disturbing aspect of the human race as seen through a Vulcan's eyes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 1,406 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tokyo3 Babysitters by Rakna reviews
A failed attempt to recover Shinji from Unit-01 reverts him to the state of a baby. Can the people of NERV deal with this new problem? (Added Chapter 8, corrected some grammer and spelling)
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,281 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2003 - Published: 2/14/2001
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Found Memories
My various memories with the games.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Arceus - Complete
Big Bang (Sorted) Theory reviews
Damn Insomnia, and 'On Demand' TV, AU, crackfic, and uh crossover?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2014
Harry Potter and the Adult Adventure Series reviews
Rita Skeeter wanted to cash in on Harry's fame wrote a series for adults, this is the start.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Demelza R. - Complete
Epilogue 19 years later: In which the good guys won bigger reviews
AU. Crack. Wrote for the single purpose of a laugh, and maybe even a giggle from at least one person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Neville L. - Complete
The Bashing of the moRon reviews
Crack'y goodness and Ron bashing. Though more of a list pretending to be a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone,To the tune of a song fic
Song fic based parody of Philosophers Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Harry P. - Complete