Kyokitty 4ever
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Heya everyone!!! As you can tell from my pen name, I LOOOOOVE KITTIES!!! Best animial on the face of earth, well, in moi's opinion, of course.

For my hobbies, i loove reading, wirting, listening to music, hanging out with my buds.

My favorite type of Music: K-pop!! Army where you at though?? 'It's FIREESSS'

My favorite foods!!: pocky Pocky and POCKY!! You just can't get enough of pocky. >.

To me, The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Which is totally true!! X3

The thing i hate most: is being lied to...because the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth...

Well, since I want to write more, I'll tell you more about me!!!

I'm like the little sister in my little group of friends, mostly because I'm short -_- Oh well. Still aiming for 5'2. I'll make it one day. I love making my friends laugh and smile. I'm happy-going and always optimistic. I look at the glass half full not half empty. Well, i guess that's all for now. Keep Smiling! :) Fly High!!! And oh yea, This quote is what i live by: When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

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Kittys will rule the world, one day...Be prepared!! >.

X3 KyoKitty's List Of Importance: X3

Love. Perhaps the most important. Fall in love, if you aren't already. If you have, fall in love with your partner all over again. Abandon caution and let your heart be broken. Or love family members, friends, anyone -- it doesn't have to be romantic love. Love all of humanity, one person at a time.

Take chances. We often live our lives too cautiously, worried about what might go wrong. Be bold, risk it all. Quit your job and go to business for yourself (plan it out first!), or go up to that girl you've liked for a long time and ask her out. What do you have to lose?

Follow excitement. Try to find the things in life that excite you, and then go after them. Make life one exciting adventure after another (with perhaps some quiet times in between).

Find your passion. Similar to the above tip, this one asks you to find your calling. Make your living by doing the thing you love to do. First, think about what you really love to do. There may be many things. Find out how you can make a living doing it.

Rediscover what's important. Take an hour and make a list of everything that's important to you. Add to it everything that you want to do in life. Now cut that list down to 4-5 things. Just the most important things in your life. This is your core list. This is what matters. Focus your life on these things. Make time for them.

Be positive. Learn to recognize the negative thoughts you have. These are the self-doubts, the criticisms of others, the complaints, the reasons you can't do something. Then stop yourself when you have these thoughts, and replace them with positive thoughts. Solutions. You can do this!

Open your heart. Is your heart a closed bundle of scar tissue? Learn to open it, have it ready to receive love, to give love unconditionally. If you have a problem with this, talk to someone about it. And practice makes perfect.

Face your fears. What are you most afraid of? What is holding you back? Whatever it is, recognize it, and face it. Do what you are most afraid of. Afraid of heights? Go to the tallest building, and look down over the edge. Only by facing our fears can we be free of them.

When you suffer, suffer. Life isn't all about fun and games. Suffering is an inevitable part of life. We lose our jobs. We lose our lovers. We lose our pets. We get physically injured or sick. A loved one becomes sick. A parent dies. Learn to feel the pain intensely, and really grieve. This is a part of life -- really feel the pain. And when you're done, move on, and find joy.

Watch sunsets, daily. One of the most beautiful times of day. Make it a daily ritual to find a good spot to watch the sunset, perhaps having a light dinner while you do so.

Laugh till you cry. Laughing is one of the best ways to live. Tell jokes and laugh your head off. Watch an awesome comedy. Learn to laugh at anything. Roll on the ground laughing. You'll love it.

Lose control. Not only control over yourself, but control over others. It's a bad habit to try to control others -- it will only lead to stress and unhappiness for yourself and those you try to control. Let others live, and live for yourself. And lose control of yourself now and then too.

Cry. Men, especially, tend to hold in our tears, but crying is an amazing release. Cry at sad movies. Cry at a funeral. Cry when you are hurt, or when somebody you love is hurt. It releases these emotions and allows us to cleanse ourselves.

Try something new, every week. Ask yourself: "What new thing shall I try this week?" Then be sure to do it. You don't have to learn a new language in one week, but seek new experiences. Give it a try. You might decide you want to keep it in your life.

Be in the moment. Instead of thinking about things you need to do, or things that have happened to you, or worrying or planning or regretting, think about what you are doing, right now. What is around you? What smells and sounds and sights and feelings are you experiencing? Learn to do this as much as possible through meditation, but also through bringing your focus back to the present as much as you can in everything you do.

This is to all those idiotic teenage girls who are stupid enough to do this...

Month one


I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

I really don't get it, why must a child, that you made, die, just so u could live as you wish?To say a child is unwanted says nothing about the child, but it says much about the person who does not want his or her child.Some people really want a child, but they can't have one, because of some condition with their body. And when you get a opportunity to have a child, you just throw it away. it makes me soo mad!! When I see a pregnant woman, regardless of her circumstances, the first thing I recognize is hope, because God is at work with her. I want to help her see that. The baby is not a 'mistake,' even if her conduct was. He is giving her an opportunity to carry out the privilege of bringing a new human being into the world.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Have a this...

Her dad was a drunk.

Her mom was an addict.

Her parents kept her locked up in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear.

It was old and worn out and had patches of hair.

She always talked to it when no one's around.

She lays there and hugs it not a peep of sound.

Until her parents unlock the door... Some more and more pain, She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear and softly crys

She loves her parents, but they want her to die

She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? "

Such a bad life, For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten, For anything that she did

Then one night, her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy, It was one that she's made

She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out, Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear and again started crying

Police showed up at the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly opened a door

To find the little girl lying on the floor

It must have been bad to go through such harm

But at least she died with her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. There are millions of others just like her, who get abused,or worse. Have you ever took the time to think how lucky you were to have parents that cared for you? And if you have an ounce of pity in you for this little child and hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cares for them.I care for them, and i know those who have a heart also feel the same way i do. Together we can save little kids just like this child.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

- I read this and freakin cried for a while. Then I went downstairs, hugged my dad and told him I love him. Repost this if it touches you in the soul.


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

This sooo very true!!! Girls, you gotta read this!! O.o

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is very Touching *wipes a tear*

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!" Pause. "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Drinking and driving is a gamble that you just can’t win. So don't gamble with your life or someone else's. If you're gonna gamble with your life, fine, its not my problem, you had a choice and you picked the wrong and stupid one. The only thing i'm concerned about is when you gamble, you pull someone else's life in the middle. Don't let yourself live with that regret, because if you do you won't be able to live with yourself. Knowing you killed someone because of your stupid decision, how can you live like that?

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

This is really Cute...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and shouts "That's her!"

I decided 2 post this coz it remind so much of my besties...


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff


FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.

Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Handsome.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect.

... so why bother?

Yea, girl u tell them!! .

Repost this is u wish a guy would say this 2 u...

Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

-- Must Read this--

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship...and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1. 3. 5. 7. 9. 11. 13. 15. 17. 19. 21. 23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again!

It's so cute & sweet, if a guy sent this 2 me i would love him 4ever...

What Your Name Means! Bold appiles 4 me..

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes!
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Cool Girl Comebacks!!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

Lesson 2 guys: never think ur better than girls coz ur not and never will be!! KyoKitty has spoken...

Just because i can't see it doesn't mean i can't believe all you guys who don't believe in unicorns just because you never saw're really missing out...

Now lastly, if ur still with me, after reading all that, i got a word of advice 4 u...

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,

Love like you'll never be hurt,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

And live like it's heaven on earth.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Well that's my word of advice 2 u, and don't u ever forget about it...

PM me anytime, coz i'll be sure to reply!!

Anways, that's all 4 now, Peace Out! *Kisses two fingers and then holds it out to you, winks* I love you all!! X3

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Text Messages by Shuffle Princess reviews
5. Of Ninjas and Knock Knock Jokes. "Nooo! You ruined it! You have to say, Love who?" /MikaNatsume/ /drabbles/
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
One Love by Princess Mei Mikan reviews
What if Mikan meets the UF4? A group of 4 arrogant lads who ruled Gakuen Alice? What if the leader of the group makes her life miserable just because she's against of what they're doing by giving her a red rose in her locker with a card saying 'YOU'RE DEAD'. A/N: I am a BOF fanatic.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,409 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Things A Guy Should Beware Of by ArtsyNinja3 reviews
[HIATUS] A collection of one-shots of things a guy should be aware of. The difficulties of having Amu Hinamori as your girlfriend. AmuxKukai Now taking requests! PM me or leave a review! Much appreciated!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
Jealous? by ArtsyNinja3 reviews
Kaito and Luchia are now a couple in high school. Everthing's fine. There's only one problem: Luchia gets jealous too easily. Kaito is sick and tired of it. What happens when Luchia starts hanging out with other guys?
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucia N., Kaito D. - Complete
Curing Love Sickness by bullsh.t reviews
AU. NxM. Slight OOC. Natsume Hyuuga is smart, cold, athletic, and a possessor of good looks It's too bad he thinks girls are annoying and love is a bother therefore he's determined to go through high school avoiding both of them. When he's asked to tutor ditzy, cute, and sunny Mikan Sakura, what will become of his opinions on the two things he lives to steer clear of?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
To win you back by cxard reviews
Mikan is in America. Their she meets new friends and finds herself in a love triangle. But when she goes back to the Academy with her new-found friends, what will happen? Sequel to 'Just too Late'. Epilogue posted.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Devil Herself by ejo reviews
For Mikan Sakura, transforming five devilish boys for the better is definitely not an easy task. The problem? Those boys have a winning streak for misbehaviour. Her secret? She's the Devil herself.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
A Victorian era love by Awful Nightmare reviews
You may have heard of fourth shaped Alice. But have you ever heard about fourth shaped love? Limitless, but life shortening? Okay then, read and find out!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,176 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Only Reminds Me of You by LostAngel12.-'Anne reviews
"Do you really hate me that much?" She wiped away her tears harshly, turning her back on him."Fine then! I will marry that arrogant raven-haired pervert." Huh? A Natsume look-alike? And why is he so attached to Mikan? Who will she really marry?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Mikan S.
Innocent Acts by Frencheska reviews
Behind those thick square glasses is a stunning chocolate brown eyes, let's untangle those braids to witness that beautiful silky brunette hair, change those old fashion uniform to see that doll like body - but all of those are only part of her scheme. -2-
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,602 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
I Need a Girl by Ayamekochan reviews
Natsume Hyuuga, the number one player of the Alice Academy, is getting a wake up call when the beautiful Mikan Sakura enters his playerboy life and turns it upside down! What is a guy to do when he can't have the one girl he wants the most?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,897 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Lessons by Indigo Fly reviews
Natsume lowered his head. A tutor for art? How low could he sink? NXM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Broken 10 wishes by What I wrote reviews
FINISHED Mikan Sakura's life takes an unexpected turn, when she wishes to teach the school's playboy,Natsume Hyuuga, a lesson he will never forget. 1st fanfic. MxN mostly Epilogue finally up! Sry everyone, it took a while :-
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
8 Things Boys Are Being Compared To by ejo reviews
It happens when you leave two girls alone.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Mikan S., Hotaru I. - Complete
i hate that i love you by hannaxsweetheart reviews
mikan comes to GA,everybody warns her to stay away from a gang called black fire, she agrees but what if the gang comes to her..she tries to stay away from them, but this only makes the Black Fire wanting her in the gang... what to do.. mxn & lovetriagles
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,120 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008
Bring it On! by sealthiel reviews
Mikan Sakura, a transferee student who's hobby is cheerleading. After getting accepted in the cheerleading audition, she met the famous Hip Hop dancers, Natsume Hyuuga & Ruka Nogi. And so the epic begins! Warning: OOC & love triangles REVISION
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011
Kittens And Bunnies by ejo reviews
It was either Hello Kitty or My Melody. From a simple choosing of stuffed toys to buy for her recovery, it turned to be a battle of love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
7 kisses! by ejo reviews
Mikan never knew that just because of her first kiss, she's going to receive more kisses from him. MxN
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
When It Comes To Mikan Sakura by ejo reviews
Being fought over by a black knight and a white prince was tiring. Add evil witches, scary dragons, tipsy potions, and then you'll have high school.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mikan S.
I want you back, Mikan! by senichio-san24 reviews
NXM is a couple.Mikan discovered her Stealing Alice and found out that Natsume's still doing missions.It's dragging his life span. Mikan made a deal with Persona.Natsume's out of the academy and Shiro Neko appears!What will happen if he comes back?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
To Be Admired by PurpleHime reviews
Mikan has an admirer and no, it isn't Natsume Hyuuga! But how will our flame caster react to his Polka dots being watched by another guy? Jealousy ensues as they both struggle with their feelings.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,864 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
New Experiences by xxGAG reviews
Mikan and the others are now 16 and want to experience normal high school life, so they decide to enter Ouran High School. But with the Host Club's presence, Natsume's feeling jealous. Will they experience a normal High School romance as well? MxN
Crossover - Gakuen Alice & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Natsume H. - Complete
It's Funny Yet Romantic by ejo reviews
"I know how you feel, I have the same problem but I'm sure he'll never like me, Loser." She said with a sad tone. "Wait," He said. "Who's the guy, Stubborn?" "Oh," She paused. "Some guy, Crazy." "Oh, I see," He said. "She won't like me either, Noisy." MxN
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Obsession by JC-zala reviews
Sakura Mikan, innocent yet energetic, is Natsume’s lovely girlfriend. As his passion for her deepens, so does his obsession. With men head over heels for her, Natsume is unable to live quietly. As he protects her, he finds himself losing control.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 290,034 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Who's He? by Dying With A Smile reviews
Natsume and Mikan have been married for about four years. But Natsume has been seeing male names written on sticky notes, even in Mikan's diary! 'Daisuke Michi, who's he' ONE-SHOT
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Forgotten Memories by JC-zala reviews
One rainy day, Natsume found Mikan in the middle of the forest. She asked him for one last favor and fainted. When Mikan woke up again, she doesn't remember anything. NatsumeXMikanXRuka.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,941 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H., Ruka N. - Complete
It's just a contract by Venus Syrinx reviews
Natsume Hyuuga, 15, is having a hard time controlling his fan girls. That's why he decided to have a girlfriend. Just for a show. But then, someone think it's real and gets jealous. NxMxR
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,787 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
One Love by Venus Syrinx reviews
Two boys, only one Mikan. Who will she choose? And would she be happy with her decision? Read and review... NatsumexMikanxRuka
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
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Who says boys are stronger than girls? reviews
Mikan only wanted to join the Gakuen Alice soccer team. She never expected to be caught in a love triangle. But, Mikan doesn't want to fall in love again, so will the boys give up or strive to get her love? NxMxR
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,969 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mikan S.
Feelings Collide reviews
Ruka one day realizes Hotaru is nothing like anyone thinks she is. He starts to see her differently. Mikan is sure Ruka loves Hotaru, but he denied it by saying he was still in love with Mikan. But Mikan is already going out with Natsume. When Ruka finally realizes who he really loves, he finds out something about Hotaru he would have never guessed in a million years. TWO-SHOT!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Ruka N., Hotaru I. - Complete