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Author has written 6 stories for Darkest Powers, Wizard of Oz, Black Lagoon, and Soul Eater.

HOMESTUCK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you may address me as: Tan

AGE: age is but a number - 12th grade

fav movie: Kill Bill


fav song:Nerds - Bo Burnham

I absolutely love horror stories!!!

I am Namekian, Piccolo is my brother from another mother (well sorta... you know what i mean)

fav short story: The Skating Party BY Merna Summers


I dare you to click this link...

please click the link It would be a big help!!

thank you if you clicked it!!

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (please i did that past four in the morning)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't live without your music, copy and paste this into your profile.

Your guy side:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt. (Especially when it is me)
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck. (only if they are boring!!)
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV. (NFL all the way!)
X Gory movies are cool. (one word BEAUTIFUL ;p)
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Does Pokemon count?)
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (All the time)
X Sports are fun. (I suck at them)
X Talk with food in your mouth. (Only Occasionally!!)
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (Wat no?)

Total: 20...

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love like to shop. (Love is a strong word)

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport. (My Best Friend is hard core she is ripped and id 5' tall total BA)
X You hate wearing the color black. (LOVE IT!!! it is slimming duh)
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should. (At stupidly awesome things)
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I have like two pairs i truly wear but all together i have more promise)
X You care about what you look like. (Sometimes and who doesnt?)
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies. (Come on, who doesn't)
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 5

1. Hold your breath

2. Go to your profile and add this

3. Still holding your breath

4. If you made it, your a good kisser

You might be a 90s kid if...

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
you remember actually getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . .
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish... eeny meeny miney mo... and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . . (Spongebob has been around since the 80s... so this doesn't exactly apply)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future.

Way back Before we realized all this would eventually disappear,
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much?!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
(Bold the ones that apply to you)

RULES OF THE INTERNET (that i live by)

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours

34. If it exists, there is porn for it. No exceptions.

37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

42. Nothing is sacred.

63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.

(rule numbers may vary depending on your source)

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Time Masters Apprentice by RaeSoul reviews
Danny died and became full ghost and is now working as Clockwork's Apprentice. When Clockwork see's trouble in the Human Realm two years later, he sends Danny back into Casper High as a new student named Daniel Time. But trying to hide his true identity and stop the rising threat is no easy task. T 4 safty and character death! Image done by djanubis!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,224 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Does Your Amber Heart Bleed Purple Gold by Adel Mortescryche reviews
The last thing anyone expected was for the older twin to manifest Cloud Flames. (Or the one in which Tsuna is Xanxus' Cloud Guardian, flat-out terrifies anyone who's heard about him, has a younger brother who loves him, is possibly in a queerplatonic long-distance relationship with Hibari but will never admit it, and is the big brother you never knew you wanted in your life.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 60,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
I Love College by ellamariexx reviews
A look into the dramatic, wild and often crazy lives of the FMA group at Central University. AU: EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 226,376 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Teenage Drama by StephXanatos reviews
**Chapter 41 is FINALLY online** Will Brittany tell anyone of her ordeal? What's gotten Alex in a mood? And how long until Bruno's birthday! **18 year old Munks and friends - who knows what drama they'll get in to? AXB SXJ TXE Steph and Alex OCs and Bruno - DJ Marvin's OC used with permission**
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 269,948 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3698 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
A New Start by silverangel4567 reviews
What if Serena and Darien got their memories when they first met, the scouts couldn't be trusted, and Serena had the crystal? Rated M for later chapters.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Teenage Life, Saiyan Style by GeetUpSausage reviews
Gohan struggles after Cell and his fathers death. but now he has bigger problems,high school, How will Gohan keep his secrets from the school? How will he make friends with out them knowing who he is? Rated m for safety
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,862 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Gohan, Videl
Black Lagoon: Pirates Life For Me by kipper898 reviews
It all started with what should have been another job, now the gang from Lagoon are neck deep in it. RockxRevy for later chapters. Rated M
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,097 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Bound by Love by Carlsss2361 reviews
Derek and Chloe's relationship is becoming stronger. Family bonds are tested. Old enemies reunite as well as some family.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,605 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
10 Mafia Commandments by ChamiRyokuroi reviews
In November 2007 Sicilian police reported to have found a list of "Ten Commandments" in the hideout of a mafia boss. They are thought to be guidelines on how to be a good, respectful and honorable Mafioso. Follow Decimo and his guardians and how they deal with the people who broke this rules. NO PAIRINGS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,483 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Title Pending by murrey-2012 reviews
After the fall of the Edison Group, Chloe and the group went different ways. When Chloe's life takes an unexpected turn, she must turn to some old friends. But will this reunion be the key to a mystery Derek has been trying desperately to solve?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,788 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
This is going to be Fun by flying-potaattooess reviews
It's pretty much my version and they are different but it still has CHLEREK...Sorry, but let me know if you like it?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Broken Trust by jackalope17 reviews
A painful accident drives a wedge between Derek and Chloe. Can he forgive himself before she falls into the arms of another man? Does he even want to? I do not own the Darkest Powers trilogy.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
GHOST ZONE TRADGEDY by KPtwistepghost reviews
a camping field trip w/ their classmates was not going well especially when ghosts want revenge on Danny and send the trio and more into the ghost zone! they do their best to keep things hidden especially when things start happening that shouldn't
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Whispers by werewolfsgirl reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a territorial/protective/mated werewolf freaked out when something happened to their mate? Ever wonder what exactly Derek would do if it involved Chloe? Read ot find out my take on the situation. :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Short Skirts and Iron Bars by werewolfsgirl reviews
Derek in prison...Chlerek...Read to find out. :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
One Miffed Delivery Boy by jjgp1112 reviews
Gohan is an angry, brooding teenager. After being enrolled against his wishes into Orange Star High School, our favorite Half Saiyan now has to cope with the annoyances of school. And will that girl with the pigtails stop looking at him like that?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,305 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
The Reckoning by doarfthXx reviews
After they find Andrew, he takes them to a safe house filled with supernaturals. Can they learn to control their powers? M for later chapters- possible lemons. Afther The Awakening. Sukcy summary please read, if you like my other stories you'll like this!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Everything Eventually Dies by ffdrake reviews
With Lagoon and Hotel Moscow tearing up all the Syndicates in the US, what happens when Revy's past comes back to haunt her in the form of an FBI agent. Rock/Revy. Rated M for, Violence/Sex/Drugs/Language/Blood an Gore.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Rock, Revy
The Destruction by xxxbubblygirlxxx reviews
Chloe and her friends are desperate to destroy the Edison Group, but at what else will they discover? New friends? New love? or will they lose it all? DerekxChloe TorixOC SimonxOC Give it a Chance Definite Later Lemons and tons of Limes just very Citrus
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Kit vs Lauren by xxxbubblygirlxxx reviews
THis is the untold story of how Chloe got her birth control in my story" The Destruction"
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Lauren, Kit - Complete
Friends with Benefits by jm1681 reviews
Rock and Revy's friendship takes an interesting turn as one, simple indiscretion leads to another... Revy/Rock, M for sexual situations and language. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,378 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
My version of The Reckoning by agony-fairy reviews
My version of the reckoning from the safe house to the defeat of the Edison Group. My first fanfic.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,956 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
A New Adventure by SSJVegeta2 reviews
As Gohan starts school will he open up to some unwanted friends GV
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,324 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Gohan, Videl
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Our Promise
A Little poem thingy i wrote when thinking about SE. so basically this is my idea of what the dwma's creed would be read and reviews please and thank you! not really what it should be rated so T just because why not! -
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
She Knew reviews
Lauren's POV sequel to They all Knew-REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW - i'm desperate for reviews here!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Lauren - Complete
I Can Hear the Bells reviews
walking alone at night in a city like Roanapur is never a good idea...NEVER.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Gretal - Complete
They All Knew reviews
sequel to They Knew- in the end i guess all their powers were dark in their own little way
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Elle Se Découvre
une petite histoire que je devais écrire pour un cours de religion a propos d'une jeune fille nommée dorothé qui se decouvre je ne sais pas qoui d'autre faire avec cette histoire donc je vous la presente. pardonnez moi s'il y a des fautes de français.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Dorothy G. - Complete
They Knew reviews
first fic - chlerek - they always knew there was something dark and sinister about being a necromancer
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete