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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
We are George and Fred Weasley and there are only two words in the English language to describe us: GODS AND SHAGGING LORDS. We are brilliantly-devoted reviewers and part-time writters and male strippers...nah!!! So go on, read the story and leave us a bloody review!!!
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Love, Sex, and a Bottle of Vodka by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Twenty Eight-updated 6.1- Hermione has a wild night out and tries to forget about it...but a certain someone won't let her. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Shattered by Adriana1 reviews
COMPLETE After leaving Hogwarts, Hermione has become a powerful healer. As Severus Snape re-enters her life, things will never be the same. A story of Love and War. SS-HG AN: The sequel has been posted and updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,051 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Veritaserum Lovin' by potterprose reviews
A one-chapter installment. Parody of poorly developed HG/DM fics. Critics give it two gold stars and a scratch-n-sniff sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
FO' SHIZZLE by potterprose reviews
Dumbledore has a plan. Harry has a Dance-Off. Hilarity ensues. Read for the ultimate in parody pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2003
Dreaming in Crimson by Tabbycat aka M.e. G-C reviews
**COMPLETE** Hm/Dr romance. After Hogwarts closes early, Hermione works as an Auror with her friends. But after encounters with vampires, the Dark Arts, and an old school enemy, Hermione will discover exactly how dangerous this life will be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,154 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Demented Innocence by Devilzzz reviews
Hermione is what her shrink calls "a troubled child". She's been a good girl for five years...but when she meets up with a certain Slytherin, her mind is once again corrupted. One shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Hogwarts Ultra Secret Witch Society reviews
The Divine Gossip of the Hogwarts Ultra Secret Witch Society...is in our midst! Is the Head Girl prepared for what's coming this way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dead Blonde Skank reviews
The dead blonde, the psycho fiance, the show-off Ron, the morbid Seamus, egg-like boss, hyperventilated Harry and in the middle of all, the frizz princess! CHAPTER SIX IS UP...FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.