Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
Okay, guys, I know I've not been active lately and I'm sorry, but I need to give my neglected DeviantArt and my neglected Lunaescence account more attention. I won't be updating stories anytime soon, but I'll still long in from time to time to manage a few things. Feel free to PM me about things and/or questions, but I'm sorry to say I'm going to go on a hiatus until who knows when. I hope you guys can be patient with me and I'll try and reward you guys when I get back to writing fanfics on here again.
Note: Before reading my profile, make sure you read the note below without skipping any part of it. Plus, I will not use caps in the note because it will feel like I have a temper problem and am yelling at you. Otherwise, any caps in my profile is merely part of the copy-and-paste.
Note: For those who read my profile, think what you want to think. I just repost, not create, but repost, what I like. Others might have similar things on their profiles too, so if you're gonna say something, say it to everybody with a profile similar to mine. When reviewing my stories, I will take any criticism happily or any complaints about something that isn't supposed to be there because I'm sure it is to help me, but if it's gonna be about my profile, you're insulting me. So, if all you're gonna do is say what you would've done or try to tell me off about the little details on my profile, then shoo. You have your own life and I have mine. People think differently and I respect that, but this is my profile, not yours. Hope you understand. Otherwise, those who respect my profile, go on and continue to read. And one last thing, I do not have an account on Fanfiction to have you flamers, anonymous or not, make me feel bad about myself and my profile. A profile is here to express some of my personality, not a tool to help you step all over me. Those who respect that, go ahead and read my profile.
"Gold can be melted and transformed into something else, but there are times when something beautiful can be shining within the presence of coal. It is a diamond, my dear."
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(Actually, I have no idea what a tonue is. I only copy and pasted it, but just copy and paste it. It's fun.)
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If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
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99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the 0.2 of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.
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If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Repost this if you agree!
If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"? Copy and paste if you said yes.
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Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile
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If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
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Copy and paste if you have a secret crush on a Pokemon guy
Copy and paste if you LOVE skittles. TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
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Copy and paste if you look like a mini version of your mom (like me)
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Copy and paste if you've reviewed, favorited, or followed one of my stories (Thank you!!!)
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Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"
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Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it said... Read This In God's Name. 80 percent of you won't repost this.
It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
If you are a proud otaku, copy this and post it on your wall.
1.SOME OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET THEM? Tripping on cords?
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Anime Drawings.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? How am I supposed to know when I'm asleep?
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything except JB and rap.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? I wasn't born with a clock if that's what you're asking, but if it's not. I dunno.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Near a refrigerator?
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Ice cream?
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My phone, laptop, and a rare deck of cards.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I'm not tall, I'm short.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Somewhat.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No, unless I hear something weird.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Does a dog count as a person?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't wear perfume.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't have any preference.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Anywhere.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My own room.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah, of course. I mean, I have to like my family.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't go shopping.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Doggies!
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? There's a Maltese, German Sheppard, Pomeranian, and Chihuahua.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes, that is, if I like him enough.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Say "I love you".
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 27
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? The number that gets me food.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Lack of Internet.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I was born out of the USA.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? British accents. Nothing beats that.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No...
37. FIRST JOB? I don't work.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Typing.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Heck no!
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My good looking food.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A hot anime guy.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Three maybe?
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Rarely since I barely go out at night.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever's there.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? ...I guess.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Meat is meat is meat. What's the difference?
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Overthinking things. Wait, who am I kidding? I don't think.
53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have a shelf of CDs.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, who wouldn't?
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Squeeze the stuffing out of something. Don't worry, I know how to stitch it back up.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Texas.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I remember slamming and swinging a toy hammer.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Too many to count.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I was... At least I think I was.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Occasionally.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Effort and loyalty.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Twangy. I don't know why, but that's what I'm called.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I don't have one.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't watch TV.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate!
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? I think so...
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Oh, that was ages ago.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? Yes.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Um, 0 mph.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? They can if they want, but I don't care.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The air.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mom.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Gender.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I said it once and I'll say it again. I don't think.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Crappy Internet.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Libra.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Ebony Black.
86. EYE COLOR? Brown.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? The closest one.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I don't like it. I LOVE it!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Animation.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The last day of school
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? My voice.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither. I'm me.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I don't go shopping. I've said this already.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? The non-existent one.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I don't read books. I read Fanfiction!
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Yet to be born.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Moogles rock. If you think they rock, copy it into your profile. Do it, kupo.
I can't stand flamers. Really, give your opinion, that's it. In fact, I have a little poem that flamers will hate. I use some old language for rhyming purposes. (P.S. That wasn't me talking. It's the author of the poem.)
To the flamers out there
Let I fill you with despair
You are little worms
Who in a review, give one set of terms
"this story sucks, delete this" they say
But I only want to keep them at bay.
My skin is thick I must tell
your flame is like a tiny, burning bell
it sticks out like a golfball to a shell.
Flamers have nothing, only much, much worse,
their only thing better, is a cute little purse.
Now I see a review, I take it gladly,
Then I see a flame, written so badly.
I might mention the flamer in my story,
But I'll forget the flame, as fast as Dory.
But before that, this poem I set,
So I embarrased the flamer,
IN ALL OF FANFICTION.NET!
If you liked this poem, copy and paste this, but please give credit to golfer, the author of this poem.
After an hour of a boy and girl texting*
Boy: so who do u like?
Girl: the guy i'm texting (:
Boy: oh... who else are you texting?
Girl: no one :)
Boys. So clueless and stupid. Why do girls have to be the one that falls in love first and confess to the guy and then he starts falling in love with you ONLY because of your confession.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, Copy and Paste this To Make People who read profiles smile
Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
You live in 2009 when...
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this on your page if you got owned, and you know you did.
What 2 Do When You're Bored!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids
18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic
19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't:
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
98 percent OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
(No to the question "Does it include this sentence and the sentence before?")
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)
This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Mate drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
And if you wish that someday you will find the one who treats you like this repost...
Ten Facts About You:
1.You're reading this
2.You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4.You didn't notice I skipped three
5.You're checking now
7. You're still reading my profile
9.You didn't realize I skipped eight
10.You're checking again.
11You are enjoying this
12.You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to your profile. That will always make somebodies day. =D (I can't believe that I actually fell for this...)
(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!
HOW GUYS FLIRT:
1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)
HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible.
Now make a wish...
Now scroll down while you wish for something
Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
It's hard to believe. This thing knows have to read me like a book. It got everything right!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.
You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.
You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.
You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.
You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.
You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.
You thanked him by moving halfway across the country
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him .
You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it on your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Inuforlyf, Kimster44, wolfsaver-ladey, jasmine0317, CherriEclispe, Friendly Kitty, pokelover0ash, RuruPuppy2854
What am I afraid of out of the most 72 common fears?
[x] the dark
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot;
So I'm a Light and Air kinda person.
Link For The Quiz I Got My Result From: http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/result/4472953/4756858/
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Scroll down to the end of this paragraph,
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
A Real Boy Friend:
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you, Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers
When she re-posts this bulletin she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you post the words above in the next four minutes, the guy you love will call you, kiss you, and text you saying something like "I want to be your boyfriend."
“Here’s to the girls: That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here’s to her.”
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Note: Please read about my OCs (FYI: Everything you need to know is right under these character fun questions) first before you read this.*
Name 10 characters (ALL of them are my OCs)
7.)Crystal (My OC, NOT from the manga!)
8 decided to cook waffles for you, but they ended up making you want to barf. What do you do?
(Flame) Ask him to make another one and then smile while telling how bad he burnt it and all of the other alien looking goop on it.
4's birthday is today. What did 5 get him/her?
(4.Knight , 5.Sasha) Sasha would give him a knight's costume for him to cosplay.
You find 1 and 10 making out. Your reaction?
(1.Azura , 10.James) I'd scream and call Sasha and Knight. Those two making out is my nightmare. James would never kiss anyone. ANYONE! Azura would just punch him and do other violent stuff.
You and 1 were at McDonald's. What do you guys order?
(Azura) The usual. Two large cokes, two medium fries, a box of 20 chicken nuggets, and a hamburger for Azura.
3 wants to join your family. What will do you do?
(Carina) Sista! I can't wait to talk about stuff with you! Of course, I'd welcome her anytime.
You, 7, 9, and 5 were playing tennis on the Wii. You and 9 were against 7 and 5. You and 9 end up winning. What are 7 and 5's reactions?
(9.Alex , 7.Crystal , 5.Sasha)
Crystal: I want a rematch! My hands were just numb from the popsicle.
Sasha: That's that.
If you got to marry either 10, 2, or 6, who would you choose and why?
(10.James , 2.Skylar , 6. Khang) I can't choose between James and Khang. I like James for his quiet, caring, helpful, and mature personality, but I also like Khang for his cute, happy-go-lucky, fun, and childish-like personality. For Skylar, I can't imagine myself marrying a girl.
9 proposes to 8, but he/she denies. What's 9's reaction?
(9.Alex , 8.Flame)
Alex: Meh. I never really wanted to marry you. One, you're a boy. Two, You're my cousin. Lastly, three, this was all a prank.
Flame: I don't really care. If you were serious, I'd freak out and go to Azura for help.
4 and 7 decided to go out, but 5 doesn't approve of their relationship, so he/she decides to get them to break up with the help of 10. Then 5 and 10 end up falling in love with each other and got married in China and 10 discovered that 5 has been cheating on him/her and was secretly dating 1 while he/she was dating 4. Then 7 finds out about 4's affair and marries him/her while 1 marries 8. What's your reaction?
(Knight and Crystal decided to go out, but Sasha doesn't approve of their relationship, so she decides to break them up with the help of James. Then Sasha and James end up falling for each other and got married in China and James discovered that Sasha has been cheating on him and was secretly dating Azura while she was dating Knight. Then Crystal finds out about Knight's affair and marries him while Azura marries Flame.)
Ew. It only got the 5 and 10 falling in love with each other part (this shall happen in the near future) and the part about Azura dating Knight (this shall also happen in the near future) right. I'd barfed if I read any more.
Knight: I'd never date Crystal, better yet! I would never even ask her out!
Azura: I'd never date Sasha! I'm not lesbian nor would I EVER marry my own cousin!
Crystal: I would never flaking marry Knight!
Sasha: The horror! I would never date Azu (That's right! Azu is the nickname for Azura). Although, I might consider falling in love James.
Flame: I would never marry Azura. That's going to be my nightmare!
James: This is in my Top 10 list of hated stories. as if I'd fall in love with the annoying women and marry her. If i did, it has the cheating part right.
9 randomly kisses you on the cheek! What do you do?
(Alex) Sigh and faint. That would be my day! (I can't believe I'm falling in love with my male OCs!)
4 and 3 are fighting over you! What's their fight about?
(4.Knight , 3.Carina) What I should do on the weekends.
Carina: She needs to shop! Haven't you noticed how much clothes she bought last time? Zero! Absolutely ZERO!
Knight: What she needs is to play some soccer. She needs to get her daily 30 minutes of exercise!
7 and 2 are in love with 5, and they decide to play Rock, Paper, Scissors (don't ask why) to see who gets to ask out 5 and 2 wins. What's 7's reaction?
(7.Crystal , 2.Skylar , 5.Sasha)
Crystal: Hold on folks! Remember, this is only an act to deplete boredom. (Resumes acting) Why can't we just win her over by making her fall for one of us instead of an unfair game of RPS?
Sasha: (Cries) You mustn't fight over me!
Me: Who in their right mind would fight over you?! Oh! Wait a minute, boys will.
1 texts his/her crush and 3 ends up getting the text instead. What happens?
(1.Azura , 3.Carina)
Carina: OMG! Azura's got herself a crush!
(5 Minutes Later...)
Azura: (Stomps into Carina's room)Carina! What did you do?! The WHOLE world knows about it!
Me: Cut! Good job girls! I'll treat you to pizza later.
7, 8, and 9 get drunk. What happened?
(7.Crystal , 8.Flame , 9. Alex)
Crystal: (drunk) Let's go have an affair with each other!
Flame: (also drunk) Let's go! We have no time to waste!
Alex: (also drunk) Where are we going?
Me: Cut! Another good filmed scene! Yay!
Crystal and Flame: (choking each other) There is no flaming/flaking way I'd ever have an affair with you!
2, 3, and 6 wanted to go to the park. What are they doing?
(2.Skylar , 3.Carina , 6.Khang) Carina and Khang are probably on a date (hopefully) while Skylar is watering the plants.
10 sent 8 a box. What is in it?
(10.James , 8.Flames) A 'Leave me alone and never burn the lab down again!' card. It's signed by James.
9 and 2 go to the mall. What do they buy?
(9.Alex , 2.Skylar) Alex is buying a soccer ball (don't know why) and Skylar is buying a few boxes of jigsaw puzzles (don't know why either).
4 throws a party. What is it for?
(Knight) It's for his mom's birthday.
5, 1, and 8 come to your house. What are they there for?
(5.Sasha , 1.Azura , 8. Flame)
Sasha: Give me the latest gossip news, cupcake and yes I'm referring to you Ruru!
Azura: Where's Knight?! I'm gonna challenge him to a race and defeat him once and for all!
Flame: Ruru, help me learn how to make waffles. You said mine tasted horrible when you answered the first question. Everyone, the question earlier was '8 decided to cook waffles for you, but they ended up making you want to barf. What do you do?'
Me: Why are you guys in my room?
6 made a cake for you for no particular reason. What's your reaction?
(Khang) Throw up. The thing looks like a huge ball of goop!
Khang: Well sorry if I'm can't bake!
Me: All of you boys other than James can't cook OR bake! I'd die with the slightest of nibbles. I was lucky I survived Flame's waffles!
If 2 and 7 started going out, what would you do?
(2.Skylar , 7.Crystal) File in a report to the police about this crime and go to congress to make sure they have a law so that girls can't be lesbian.
10 is alone with 3. What are they doing?
(10.James , 3.Carina)
Carina: Then, I saw this girl walk up to Knight and flirt with him! I hate Khang so much that I wish he had his funeral today!
James: Am I supposed to torture him or something?
Me: (watching the theater screen) Man this movie is good!
Khang: Should I go and hang myself?
7 wants to ask 10 something. What is 7 asking?
(7.Crystal , 10.James)
Crystal: The stupid jerk! James! Give me advice about what I should do to give Flame a piece of my mind!
James: Make him depressed...?
Me: Are you a therapist for love problems or something?
James: I don't plan to take that course for college if that's what you're asking.
5 walks into the room while you are changing clothes, what's your reaction?
Sasha: Girl! You got a nice body. Why didn't you ever think of getting a boyfriend?
Me: Eek! Get outta my room female pervert!
1 wants to talk about his/her crush to you. What would you do after the talk?
(Azura) I would just keep quiet about because a promised, but I want to tell Knight so bad!
Azura: Ruru! What are you doing?! Give me the phone!
Me: Why? I want to tell Knight so badly!
You had a dream about 7. What was it about?
(Crystal) She was helping me with homework.
You are getting engaged to 5. What's 9's reaction?
Alex: Girl, are you lesbian or something?
Sasha: That's mean and no!
Me: Unless you were the donkey and we were in a play, no. What's gotten into you, Alex? Since when did you learn the word lesbian? I never taught you that.
You walk in on 9 kissing 2. What happened?
(9.Alex, 2.Skylar) Man, you sly, Alex! Skylar would never go out with anyone.
Alex: You were spying? Get outta here! You're ruining the moment!
4's parents are coming over to your house for dinner. Who would you invite to meet his/her parents?
Azura: We're wasting time.
Me: Sorry. Azura would come because of my matchmaking plans.
Me: Skylar would come because she's cute!
Me: Skylar, I'm not Alex. I would invite Carina because she'd help me pick clothes, so it's like a reward.
Carina: Of course, I'm a master.
Me: I spoil you too much. I would invite Sasha because she would help me with Knight asking Azura to go out with him.
Sasha: You need me. There's no point denying it!
Me: I would invite Khang because he's make the dining table loads of fun.
Khang: Is there a lot of food?
Me: Maybe. I would also invite Crystal because she will protect me from any harm done by Knight's parents.
Crystal: I'll kill anyone who hurts Ruru!
Me: Thanks, Crystal. I would invite Flame because Crystal was there. Besides, he's break into my house if he wasn't invited.
Flame: Would not!
Me: Would too! Alex has to come because he's gonna get mad if I don't invite him, so I'll just stay on the safe side without people destroying my house. Wouldn't want Knight's parents to think he has crazy friends.
Alex: I am not crazy!
Me: Yes you are, Alex. Yes, you are. I would invite James because he's a good guy to talk to if anything is out of hand.
James: I'm helping dad with some work tonight.
Me: I'll help make up the work tomorrow.
Me: Not a single word. Basically, I'm inviting all of my OCs.
1 went to the library. What did he/she check out?
(Azura) A book on how to beat boys at everything.
6 and 5 are getting married What's 10's reaction?
(6.Khang, 5.Sasha, 10.James) James, you okay?
Me: Hmm. Must be in shock because the girl of his life is getting married to Khang.
2 and 3 are seen at the mall. What were they doing?
(2.Skylar, 3.Carina) Carina is shopping for clothes so she can help Skylar with fashion sense and Skylar is being dragged to help with the size and everything else.
8 ate 7's homework and 7 is mad, but then you came over at the same time to calm down 7. What did you do?
(8.Flame, 7.Crystal) I just told her that I'll burn his homework later.
Flame: I eat paper?
Flame: Oh, you're gonna flaming get it now!
Me: (stuffs more paper down his throat)
1 was walking down the street. what did he/she hold in his/her hands?
(Azura) A baseball bat to challenge Knight at baseball.
2 poked 7. Why?
(2.Skylar, 7.Crystal) Skylar wanted to ask for help on a finding something.
10 was reading while 4 was staring at him/her. Then 3 came to look at what 10 was reading, but became really disgusted. Then 8 came to see what was happening and got really interested in 10's book. 4 got bored staring at 10 and walked away. 6 came by to ask if they would eat anything, but was rejected by the silence, so 6 came to look at what they were reading. What was 10 reading?
(James was reading while Knight was staring at him. Then Carina came to look at what James was reading, but became really disgusted. Then Flame came to see what was happening and got really interested in James' book. Knight got bored staring at James and walked away. Khang came by to ask if they would eat anything, but was rejected by the silence, so Khang came to look at what they were reading. What was James reading?)
James: A lot of stuff happened while I was reading.
Me: Probably something with dissecting a frog. Flame would love it for sure. Knight is well... Knight, but Khang is probably gonna be, well, Khang.
9 and 1 were taking 4 to the doctor, but 4 tried to run away. Why?
(9.Alex, 1.Azura, 4.Knight) Knight is just trying to run away because...
Azura: Just spit it out!
Me: I have no idea why Knight would want to run away from the doctor.
10 and 3 are in a locked closet. What happened?
(10.James, 2.Skylar) James was putting away stuff and Flame pushed Skylar in there and both fell inside.
James: Get. Me. Out. Of. Here!
Would 9 and 2 ever kiss?
(9.Alex, 2.Skylar) Yea! I want RedSkyShipping to be canon.
7 won the million dollar lottery! What would he/she use it for?
(Crystal) Buy stuff to hit Flame with.
It's your birthday! What would you get from 1?
(Azura) A box. Really! Just a box. Azu here doesn't know what I want.
3 came over to your house for something he/she forgot. What is it?
(Carina) Her pink mirror.
2 is drawing your dream boyfriend. Your reaction?
(Skylar) O.O Does she know my dream boyfriend?
What if 6 was drawing your dream boyfriend instead?
(Khang) It looks horrible.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me: Uh...what kind of workout?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
(Khang) I'm so sorry, Khang! I can't believe I would forget your invite. I'm so sorry.
Khang: It's okay. Really. Everyone makes mistakes.
9 became a singer?
(Alex) No comment.
10 got a daughter?
(James) The James? I, well, maybe he had some passionate workout? I don't know what to think.
What would 1 think of 2?
(1.Azura, 2.Skylar) A sweet and kind girl?
Azura: Anyone who touches her is dead!
How would 3 greet 4?
(3.Carina, 4.Knight) A simple hi?
Carina: What's up, Knight. You doing well?
I take that back.
What would 4 envy about 5?
(4.Knight, 5.Sasha) Uh...
Knight: I have nothing to envy.
Sasha: What's there not to envy?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
(5.Sasha, 6.Khang) Dunno.
Sasha: Carina and Khang are finally making out.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(6.Khang, 7.Crystal) I don't know, their birthday is in winter?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
(7.Crystal, 8.Flame) Oh, I don't know, anything and everything?
Where would 8 meet 9?
(8.Flame, 9.Alex) At home, in their house, together on the couch, having fun as boys, and watching TV.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(9.Alex, 10.James) He helped Flame burn down the lab.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
(10.James, 1.Azura) Azura probably tried to destroy some of his stuff? Maybe? Am I right? Yeah, that'll never happen. I see no reason why James would be afraid of Azura.
Is 3 Gay?
(Carina) Do you mean someone who is happy or do you mean she's lesbian? To being happy, I don't know. You ask her, but I'm pretty sure Carina is not lesbian or attracted to a person of the same gender as her.
After Questions Commentary
Me: What do you think?
Azura: This is stupid. I am NOT EVER gonna crush on Knight.
Skylar: It was fun...
Carina: Seriously, Ruru. You need some more clothes.
Knight: What she needs is exercise!
Carina: Says you! (an argument starts)
Sasha: We should do it again! Of course, with more twists.
Khang: Do you really think I bake AND draw that badly?
Me: Yes. Your cake looked like a pile of color changing goop and your drawing, looks like an alien!
Crystal: I am never gonna do this again. With all of the events happening, it's a waste of time!
Flame: She's right for once!
Crystal: For once?! I'm always right! Eat more paper, idiot!(once again, another argument starts.)
Alex: I'm tired and bored.
James: But aren't you dating Skylar?
Alex: *blushes* Not true!
Me: Ah. Cute couples are everywhere today.
James: Are you an old women?
Me: What? Where did you get that from?
Flame Fare (Have you noticed Fare rhymes with Flare?)
OppositeShipping (Azura and Knight)
P.S. Every pokemon lives or used to live in a pokemon town named Thunder Village. Pokemon who never lived there were Sophie, Wales, and of course Blair.
Pokemon OC Shippings:
PureQuartzShipping (Sophie and Wales)
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