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Joined 02-11-12, id: 3714567, Profile Updated: 09-24-14
Author has written 5 stories for Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Pokémon, Horseland, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

about me:

Likes: anime, manga, being in the wild, web comics, People who are selfless and respect and help others, pulling pranks(I only do harmless ones though),video games, my family and friends, animals, Horseland, Egyptology, Duel Monsters, fanfiction, ect, and ect.

Dislikes: People who are smug and think they're better than everyone else, homophobes (I may be a Christian, but sinning is a choice, therefore, I don't think people should have to hide their sexuality in order to get equal rights), people who complain about their life when there are people STARVING to death in other countries, bullies (I will not tolerate them. At all. Do not make the mistake of picking on anyone I'm close to. Ever. The consequences will not be pretty.), politics (too much controversy, not enough getting along)

Opinion About Abortion: abortion kills babies that didn't do anything to deserve it. give them a chance. they can be adopted.

Sexual Orientation: I don't know.

Gender: female

Relationship status: single. Because I'm picky.

Favorite Video Game Series: Pokemon, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Sonic, Harvest Moon, Nintendogs, Animal Crossing, SimAnimals, Rune Factory, Etrian Odessey

Favorite Card games: Duel Monsters


About my OCs:

Takiri Kitsune:

Species: Kitsune AKA Fox Hybrid

Appearance: Pale pink hair with baby blue tips. bright green eyes. fox-like ears, and a fox-like tail that matches her hair in color. pale skin. 1-inch-long claws(fully retractable) and equally long canines, which grow twice as long when she's angry, and triple their usual size when she goes into Rage mode.

Age: depends on story

Personality: She only only trust those who earn it, and will risk anything to protect her brother. She can only read and write in ancient Egyptian, and her native language, Hybridian. She is terrified of fire, but will bravely rush into a burning forest to save the people she loves. She is very distrustful of humans.

Back Story: She doesn't like to talk about it.


WARNING: i do not tolerate intolerance (figure THAT out!)


303 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts. Repost if you think it's funny

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colours indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Bunnymund during Care of Magical Creatures class

3. Growing catnip is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”

4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Uranus's name” is not a challenge.

5. Putting up My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” and "Enter the Vaike" are not real spells.

16. I will not claim Pokemon to be an accurate presentation of Muggle life.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookends”.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.

20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.

25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Owned!”

26. I am not an alicorn.

27. I am not a mirkwood elf

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a kangaroo.

29. I do not weigh the same as a falcon.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I do not have a death note.

32. I will not use levitation to move Draco's paper while he's trying to write an essay.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.

36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as “Sir Fluffington Cluckhead III”.

39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my wildlife survival notes, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. I will not go to meals dressed as Cleopatra.

52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.

54. My name is not Master Fluffy.

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.

56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Auror”.

57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.

58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Stumpy.

59. I am not the Defence Against the Boring Classes Professor.

60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.

61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labelled “Firewhiskey”.

63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for poking people, balancing acts, drumming on desks, or roasting marshmallows and shooting them at the back of the professor's head, no matter how bored I become.

66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.

67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.

68. I will not impersonate Cilan in Potions class.

69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.

73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.

74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.

75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Werevamp's Gaze”.

78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not "Crazy Old Guy”.

79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

80. I will not use Slytherin first years as Christmas decorations.

81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

84. I am not allowed to summon the Dark Magician and the Nameless Pharaoh, take the Millenium Puzzle and the Dark Magician's staff, and lock them into a room together with only one blanket, just to see what will happen.

85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.

87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.

90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

91. I do not need to demonstrate the fact I am significantly better at creative, cuss-free insults than everyone else.

92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce that “In another few hours. the sun will rise” even if it is true.

93. I am not the daughter of a dragon.

94. Albus Dumbledore is not my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa.

95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

97. I will not claim there is a prequel to 'Hogwarts: A History' that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

98. A shadow game is not a spell.

99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Blue.

102. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.

103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.

104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

107. I will not sing "Think Twice" during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.

110. I will not tell first years that werewolfism is a basic Transfiguration spell.

111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.

112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

113. My name is not “Nightmare Moon” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.

115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

119. I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.

120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.

122. “Draco Malfoy Takes It Up The Rear” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

125. I am not allowed to re-enact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.

126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Ghost Day.

127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.

128. I am not Yusei Fudo and I shall not ride a duel runner into any classroom.

129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.

130. It is not necessary for me to yell “I Activate A Spell Card!” every time I use a spell.

131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.

132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by talking to the plants.

134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.

135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.

137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of Satan.

139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

143. I will not sing "The Song That Doesn't End” in class.

144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

145. It is not necessary to yell “Go back to hell!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

146. “Clean up on Isle 4!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.

147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”

148. I am not the Queen of Egypt and I do not have a flying carpet.

149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.

150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Harlem Shake will not earn me any house points.

151. I will not teach the front doors to recognize Filch and not let him in.

152. I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

153. I am not allowed to tell first years that there is a playground in the forbidden forest.

154. Giving Professor Snape a pink dress is unacceptable.

155. Singing ‘pop goes the weasel’ when Professor Dumbledore is giving a speech is not permitted.

156. I will not introduce Slytherins to ‘my pet dog Fluffy,’ no matter how tempting it is.

157. Shouting ‘How COULD you betray me like that?’ whenever Snape removes house points is forbidden.

158. I will not steal veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teacher’s morning tea.

159. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his ‘happy place’

160. I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor tower is ‘Petrificus Totalus’ and must be said with their wands pointed at themselves.

161. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she’s lying.

162. I am not allowed to dress up like Neville’s grandmother when going to a Halloween party in Snape’s dungeon.

163. The forbidden forest is forbidden because it contains werewolves and acromantula, not because there is a secret cave with the answers to every test, and I should refrain from telling the first years that there is.

164. A bludger is not a bowling ball, and Professor Snape is not a bowling pin. I will not attempt to prove otherwise.

165. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.

166. I will not shave Mrs. Norris

167. The house elves are not there to do my homework

168. There is no bring a muggle to school day

169. I must stop telling 1st years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student

170. I must not throw Mrs Norris out windows

171. Telling Draco Malfoy to 'Make like a ferret and bounce' is always a bad idea.

172. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

173. I must not throw Hermione’s Hogwarts: A History out the window and then claim that it wanted freedom.

174. I must not leave shampoo on Professor Snape’s desk with directions on how to use it.

175. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.

176. I will not take a hippogriff to the Summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions

177. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer

178. The proper way to report to my Teacher is “Yes, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”

179. A hug is not all Snape needs

180. When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, “There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you.”

181. I will not tell Snape he is emo/goth just because he likes wearing black.

182. Harry Potter is not my 'Protection Shield' to carry around to ward off evil.

183. I will not introduce Peeves to IM.

184. I will not introduce Snape to IM.

185. I will not tell McGonagall that she is bad luck because she can turn into a cat.

186. I will not introduce Peeves to a T.V.

187. I will not tell Filch that he needs to bathe once in a while.

188. I won't sign my homework as 'Awesome Demon'

189. When answering questions in Snape's class, I won't finish my sentences saying: 'dear Snaperdoodle'.

190. I will not hand out slips of papers asking students to answer the following question: Do you think Snape is evil?

191. I will not make a 'Too sexy for my shirt' slide-show full of Legolas pictures and show it during all of my classes.

192. I will not tell the first years, who are waiting to be sorted, that in order to be sorted, you must confess your deepest secrets aloud while wearing the hat.

193. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity.

194. Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong.

195. I will not tell Grawp that "Hermy" will give him a kiss if he eats certain members of the faculty

196. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."

197. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.

198. I will not attempt to set up a satellite dish on the Astronomy Tower

199. There is no Horseback Riding course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop signing up for it every year.

200. Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.

201. I will not demonstrate how to juggle using two Bludgers and the Snitch

202. I will not enter the great Hall running and yelling “We’re gonna Die” each time Snape comes to a meal.

203. I will not make farm animal noises in the back of Care for Magical creatures

204. I will not tell first years that divination is their 6th sense

205. Looking after a virtual pet is not a way to gain extra marks in care for magical creatures.

206. In the annual battle between death eaters and Hogwarts I will not sing “99 death eaters alive in the war, 99 death eaters alive. You shoot a spell they hit the ground. 98 deaths eaters alive in the war” as we fight.

207. Harry does not wish to wear a tutu to lunch and I should not make him.

208. I will not put black circles over Harry’s lenses and tell him he has gone blind. No matter how funny it could get.

209. I will not sing “ebony and Ivory” whenever I see Dean and Seamus together.

210. I will not tell first years Fang is a hell hound.

211. I will not post notices in common rooms saying that tomorrow is a theme day, wear a costume. Even if it may be vegetable day.

212. “Another one bites the dust” is not a song to sing during quidditch matches.

213. The first few lines of Milkshake by KELIS is not the best song to be singing during first year sorting

214. I will not tell students singing the Death Note theme song is a way to gain extra points on potions

215. I will not laugh at Sirius if he changes his middle name to 'Lee'.

216. I will not laugh at Lupin’s 'time of the month'.

217. I will not offer Crabbe and Goyle a cupcake with Veritiserium.

218. I will not make fun of Harry and his 'Potter Senses Tingling'.

219. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Potions class

220. I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.

221. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

222. "All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts

223. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.

224. Even if I myself to do not believe in it, I will respect that the school observes daylight savings time.

225. Watching "Yu-Gi-Oh!" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.

226. Mr. Weasley's flying car is not to be taken apart piece by piece and rebuilt inside Snape's classroom

227. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

228. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.

229. I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see the future, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".

230. Draco Malfoy is not the secret identity of "Ferret Boy".

231. I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

232. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

233. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

234. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Snape's office door

235. Hagrid's skin is not green and I should stop calling him 'The Jolly Green Giant.'

236. Breaking into song during Potions class is not acceptable

237. Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong. Funny, but wrong.

238. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

239. Yelling BOO! at Professor Moody is not wise.

240. I am not allowed to use the superglue spell to stick Harry and Draco's hands together

241. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

242. Saying the Dark Mark should be the Slytherin Crest is wrong.

243. When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

244. "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

245. Should I chance to see a Death Eater dressed as a blue macaw, I should not start singing anything from the movie Rio.

246. I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.

247. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her obtaining all 7 Millennium Items.

248. I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

249. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.

250. Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

251. I am not allowed to predict the end of the world more than once.

252. I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.

253. Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting pinata from the Whomping Willow.

254. I will not attempt to graft a transplant from the Whomping Willow onto the Hogwarts Christmas Tree in Herbology class.

255. I will not try to make a new basilisk for the Chamber of Secrets

256. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as “Kitchen Stadium”.

257. “Potter 6, Voldemort 0″, is not a valid T-shirt slogan

258. I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school-anthem!

259. If Lupin requests something of me, it is considered very rude to refuse by replying, “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!”

260. Telling Umbridge cardigans are so 1994 will get you in trouble.

261. I must never tell Ron he looks like a puffer fish.

262. I am not allowed to sing "Holding Out For A Hero" whenever Harry Potter enters the room.

263. Putting fake spiders around Ron’s bed isn’t funny. Especially when he tries to jump out of the window.

264. It probably isn’t smart to ask Draco Malfoy if his hair glows in the dark.

265. No matter how cool it sounds I will not release pixies into the school - it will just end badly.

266. I will not use muggle hair dye to dye Draco Malfoy's hair red.

267. It is not a good idea to charm the furniture in the potions classroom to be pink and fluffy.

268. I will not owl Voldemort a bottle of anti-depressants and/or anti-psycotics

269. I will not make Snape an appointment with a muggle psychiatrist.

270. It is not a good idea to ask Snape if he is off his medication when he is angry. Or ever.

271. After using the hair dye on Malfoy, I will not attempt to claim him as the long missing Weasley brother.

272. I will not tell the first years that it is customary to dye their hair in their house colours for their first day of lessons.

273. A lightning bolt tattoo is NOT the 'Light Mark'.

274. Selling memorabilia with photographs of the 'ferret incident' is not allowed.

275. There is no annual 'Dress Like Dumbledore' day.

276. I will not re-enact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall.

277. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

278. I am not allowed to wear Death Eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think it's funny.

279. I will not attempt to cook a dragon egg.

280. I may not speak Ancient Egyptian in front of the books.

281. I may not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.

282. I am not possessed by the ghost of Albert Wesker

283. Neville is not my valet.

284. There is no “open-mic night” at Hogwarts

285. It is not a good idea to give Malfoy a “love note” from Ginny and vice versa,

286. It is not a good idea to show the notes to Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass

287. It is a horrible idea to introduce “colour war” to Hogwarts with Slytherin as green, Hufflepuff as yellow, Gryffindor as red and Ravenclaw as blue.

288. On no circumstances can you introduce rabid fan girls to Harry potter.

289. You must not mix Ravenclaws with muggle geeks or Slytherins with 'popular' people that are muggles. Or skunks. No matter how appropriate it seems.

290. I am not to make a waterfall in the astronomy tower so I can surf down after class.

291. I am not allowed to change the Slytherin banner in the Great Hall to a pink and blue banner with a teddy bear on it.

292. Easter in Hogwarts is not to be celebrated by releasing hordes of pink rabbits and making the first years chase them.

293. I am not the spirit of a nameless Pharaoh.

294. Professor Dumbledore is not my great-great-great-great-great-grandpa.

295. Despite being near-omniscient, Professor McGonagall is not Ishizu Ishtar.

296. Neither is Harry Potter.

297. I am not the founder of a new religion, in which Snape is the devil and can only be defeated by exposure to My Little Pony.

298. I will not refer to my herbology teacher as 'Cheza the flower maiden'.

299. Bronycon is not the school dance.

300. I may not borrow an extra wand and watch DRUMLINE too many times. The results are too unpredictable, and Professor Flitwick would like his nose back some day.

301. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

302. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

303. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, Hp-Twil-Fan, Britgirl99, Piper Daughter Of Athena, Sayuri Yamada, rainbow-claw

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Most Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with enough respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair for you like I was raised to do

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at
4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Most Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and just prove you have a low-down, cold-heart

I AM AGAINST CHILD ABUSE.

Are you?

My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door.
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!” I scream
But it’s now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s PM, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you've never heard of English 101

You Know You Live In 2014 When...

1. You accidentally enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years (and/or don't know how to play it.)

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are you don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the TV

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS

'Normal' people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

'Normal' people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

'Normal' people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book, or kidnap Mokuba, and blame it on you!"

'Normal' people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

'Normal' people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

'Normal' people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

'Normal' people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

'Normal' people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik and Malik have sent out their Rare Hunters to be sure that you are fine.

'Normal' people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik or Malik.

'Normal' people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

'Normal' people: Solve their problems by suing each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

'Normal' people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

'Normal' people: Don't believe in the apocalypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba

Copy and paste if you believe this and this is you

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Try to get you thrown in jail.

REAL FRIENDS: Will defend you in court.

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

REAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

93% of teenage girls would die Justin Bieber said that the air wasn't cool enough to breathe. If you're one of those 3% who would be marveling at this new combination of artificial and natural selection, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have never burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile

%99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those %0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've done this many times)

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, and never will, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

%90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the %10 that would be perfectly OK without it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile (many times)

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you talk to animals copy this onto your profile. (I can tell what they're feelling, too. It's a gift.)

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are against animal testing, then put this in your profile

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

If you think that if you ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that the government should make friends and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

80 of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissively(or, in my case, have no idea who he is),paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you would like to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and hug one of the characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you udrentnad waht Im syanig pstae tihs on yuor pfriloe.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile!

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, video games, tv shows (aka 'cartoons'), and movies, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than ten consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, and never will, write this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this on your profile.

If you have sisters or brothers that annoy you, copy this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy to get. So, the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're AMAZING. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose-me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call unpredictable and freaking-scary-when-she's-angry, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't use her Facebook account. I am the girl that stops to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (I'm also limited edition), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your , if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't need goggles to swim underwater without closing your eyes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that girl's dad in the Eggo Waffle commercial needs psychiatric help for trying to take her waffles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could meet all your favorite anime/movie characters, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
First of all, here is my definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately. If you haven't experienced writer's block yet, you undoubtedly will so post this onto your profile anyway.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile

Why do we drink? Why do we smoke? Do we want to die? What's wrong with living? What's wrong with drinkers and smokers? If you are against smoking and drinking, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

Bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic (Actually, you'd be surprised at how much I can eat at one time. I just have a fast metabolism.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (This and the above one certainly match up well, huh?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Relax, I'm not one of those people.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend(don't worry, i'm not like that)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (What does that even mean?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (actually, I don't believe in sex before marriage)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Just art.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Nope, meat is too good to give up.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f--king them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude(Well, excuse me if want my first time to be with someone I love and want to spend the rest of my life with)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (nope! I'm not ugly, OR crazy, but I AM unique!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(no, I think it's wrong to judge people by sexuality)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black(actually I'm against racism)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Not a loser, but I'm certainly unique and I'm PROUD OF IT! Besides, %75 of the people I've met offline are so foul-mouthed that I'm surprised that they weren't sent to the Principal's office on day one. Do you REALLY want me to be like that?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Actually, I'm so disappointed with this society, that I'm almost ashamed to call myself a citizen.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (All of the parties I go to are what most teens call 'kids' parties'. Also, I don't drink. I don't want to do something I know I'll regret later.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I'm not any better than you are, and vice versa, regardless of talents, looks, religion, sexuality, race, gender, politics, ect, and ect. I could go on but you'd be here all afternoon reading it.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, (if they deserve it) so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I apologize *SARCASM* if I have a mouth and I actually use it to let people know that I don't find like what they're doing amusing in any sense)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(again, i'm not a loser in any way, shape, or form)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST own a horse. (I wish this one WAS true.)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(Not a freak.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(I'm not THAT bad)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I can carry all of a horse's tack in one hand, and an overweight cat in the other)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant (I'm not obese, loud-mouthed, OR arrogant)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a lot of skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Everyone is different, even if most teens I've met are idiots)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future(Nobody's THAT bad!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Excuse me if I don't want to be a slave to my social standing!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER (lots of them), so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (If someone ever tries that, I WILL sic an admin on them)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST
worship Satan, sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (terrorism won't get you anywhere. Except Death Row, or the United Nations Target Of Opportunity list)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE (usually), so I MUST be an outcast (excuse me if I can make real freinds)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (yep, i'm definitely childish and i'm PROUD OF IT!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (It's spelled 'Renaissance')
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac

*Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!*

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (I had this necklace that I only took off when I went swimming, took a shower, or went to bed. It's been missing for months now. )-: )
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (not much)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane. (but I'm just very unique)

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer. (Some people think I'm a selkie. Others say I'm a mermaid)
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

.:EARTH:.
You are physically very strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You never get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules. (some of them)
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. (Sometimes.)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (That is a gift, my friend.)
You wish you could fly. (oh yeah, that would be AWESOME!)

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.(if snakes and certain bugs count)
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules. (Some of them.)

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. (Some of them.)

Write down your 10 favorite Anime/manga/game characters in no particular order then answer the questions!

1. Kuriboh

2. Shun Kazami

3. Timaeus

4. Astral

5. Dark Magician

6. Dark Magician Girl

7. Pharaoh Atem

8. Sky Forme Shaymin

9. Yuma Tsukumo

10. Ryou Bakura

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd poke him to make sure he was real.

2 asked you to go out with him?

"Aren't you already with Takiri?"

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Timeaus: 0_0

Me: *Smirks* Yeah, Timeaus. I know I'm hot.

Timeaus: *blushes*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I KNEW IT!

5 cooked you dinner?

Despite being a duel monster, Dark Magician's cooking is so good, it's like MAGIC!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cool! I've got relatives from Ancient egypt!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

smirk* Prank time! *brings out a permanent marker* Now, what should I draw?

8 got into the hospital somehow?

SHAYMIN, HANG IN THERE!

9 made fun of your friends?

YUMA TSUKUMO! IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR ARM AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

10 ignored you all the time?

What's HIS problem? He doesn't usually ignore people.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Scare them away with his mighty FLUFF!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He takes me to the hospital.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

An Ultra-rare Duel Monsters card

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

SENARIO A:

Astral: *floats around worriedly* What are we going to do?

Me: *rolls eyes* You're forgetting two things. One, you are a spirit, and two, *opens font door and walks out* I'm already outside. How do you figure that happened?*note the sarcasm*

Astral: Why didn't I think of that?

OR SENARIO B:

Astral *panics while floating around uselessly, completely oblivious to the fact that I just kicked right through a window and am now climbing down that way* What are we going to do?

Me: *rolls eyes* Moron, get over here.

Astral: *notices* Oh. *follows me*

Me: Idiot.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

DM: I really don't think you should go through with this

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

DMG: I think you deserve better. Besides Ryou thinks you're a male crossdreser.

Yami Bakura: *quietly fuming* He's supposed to be MY hikari! *jealous*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He'll let me wear the millennium puzzle for a while, and let me watch as he kisses Mahaad, and... Well...*blush* they'll let me watch. And no, I'm not being hypocritical? I merely said that I think it's best to wait until marriage before you do it in REALITY. It's perfectly fine to fantasize about sexual activities SOMETIMES, so long as you keep it private! You just need to be able to think about other things too.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
She'll think of something.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Well, he cheers for me until he has to run from a pack of government scientists Then he just cowers behind me, while I threaten to go carnivore on anyone who tries to get within 28 feet of him without my permission.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

you're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

They might not be too happy to know that I'm dating a dragon, even if he IS super-rare.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

This calls for a guilt trip (complete with the sad puppy eyes)

4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

They fight, until Takiri and Astral find out where they are, and proceed to drag their respective boyfriends to their respective homes by the ears. Shun gets an earful from Takiri and is stuck wearing a locked chastity belt for a week. Astral does the same thing.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

looks at them and sees that they're making out* That's a yes.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
He's jealous.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Me: YOU DID! The only reason you don't now, is because you went from boyfriend and girlfriend to husband and wife.

Shaymin: oh, right. *sheepish enough to put a sheep to shame*

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yes.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Shaymin: what the heck? Is he... crying because Ace called him arrogant?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
He doesn't. Bakura wouldn't let him.

3 told 6 he started his period. His reaction?

Dark Magician: Timeaus you're a BOY! HOW THE HECK CAN YOU DO THAT!

Timeaus: *panicking* I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why?

Three reasons:

1. Astral is Yuma's boyfriend

2. Atem is with Mahaad

3. he promised Atem's priests that he would punish Yuma for them

6 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

DMG: How do I look?

Me: Great. Let's get you to your date with the Dark Magician(AKA, Mahad)

DMG: Mahad is going to love this!

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Dark magician: *cussing in in german*

shun: *gives him a very strange look, opens google translate, glares at Dark magician, then kicks him in the nuts*

Timeaus: *winces* oooh... now that's gotta hurt.

Dark Magician: *whimpering on the ground while holding his crotch, because he wasn't wearing his armour right then.*

7 got high.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

10 starts working at a bar. What would you do?

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. How do you react?

Me: O.O you're a boy.

Kuribo: Yes

Me: THEN HOW THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU PREGNANT! LET ALONE FROM ANOTHER SPECIES!

Takiri: AND SHUN IS MY BOYFREIND! *FEMALE RAGE!*

Kuribo: *flees*

1 breaks up with you. Why did he break up with you?

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond?

Astral: I love you too...

Audience: BOOO

Shun and Astral: *run off the stage to avoid flying fruit*

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

4 kissed 8, what's your reaction?

Yuma's gonna be MAD. *gets popcorn*

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

I don't have a boyfriend.

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him?

I don't need to. I'm watching him kick some Kaiba butt in an undisclosed location. I'm also the only one other than Kaiba who knows where he is.

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does she need tutoring?

Humility.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

10 hates you. Why?

snickers* I introduced Bakura to Pixie Stix. He's eaten twenty of them in the past ten minutes.

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

What would happen if 5 got pregnant?

O_O; ... well, I'd certainly be shocked... I mean Dark Magician is a BOY.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

yes.

Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Not really

4/8 or 4/9?

Keyshipping

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Astral's gonna be mad... Popcorn anyone?

Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Comfort in the Dark

What kind of plot would you use for a 3/10 fic?

Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?

If you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you chose?

If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?

What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

Write a drabblefic for 10/8.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 10 having sex?

What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.

Would you write 2/4/5?

What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

What is 6's super-secret kink?

A dragon fetish

Would 10 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

No.

If 3 and 7 got together who tops?
I Don't Know. I mean, One of them is a Pharaoh, and the other is a dragon.

"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 is heartbroken, has a one-night stand with 8,and a brief, unhappy affair with 10, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with 2." What title would you give this fic?

How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?


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Alfea by BlueButterflyRose reviews
Shun and his future friends just found out that they're fairies and now they have to go to Alfea. But what happens when they meet the Winx Club who are also freshmen at Alfea. Be ready for some serious drama
Crossover - Winx Club & Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Helia, Shun K.
The Wolf Boy by skyressshun reviews
Raised by a wolf till he's 10 years old the wolf child searches for his parents. Rated to be safe.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,165 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Dan K., Shun K. - Complete
Two Hearts, One Puzzle by theamazingmugi reviews
In ancient Egypt, Atem is a cruel Pharaoh and Yugi is a slave. Before they even know each other, they start having similar dreams. What happens when Atem chooses Yugi to personally serve him, and when they discover they are connected by the millennium puzzle? Will Atem and Yugi's relationship evolve to something more than master and slave? AtemxYugi Rated M for graphic content
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Yūgi M., Atem
Breaking Point by The Controlled Chaos reviews
Everyone has their limits, and Yugi's found his. Yami has his own body and our favorite hikari has been cast aside by everyone. What does this mean for Yugi? Contains cutting. You've been warned. I think it's safe to say there are slight traces of Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,711 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Starlight: Child from Outer Space! by Cilanlovergirl20 reviews
When a young alien is sent to Earth, Ash and Co. decide to take her in. This is basicly a huge misadventure in trying to raise an alien tyke. Oh this story has some Cilan ownage and some fourth wall pawnage. please enjoy and no flames!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris
Black Petaled Rose by Kake'sOldStories reviews
Yugi was forced into transforming into a werewolf. He ran to the woods, unfortunately running into a vampire, whom werewolves are supposed to hate. As Yugi learns how to survive as a werewolf, will he learn how to love this vampire? Good story! Promise!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Wolf's Howling by Copperpelt reviews
A wolf bite has changed everything for Shun, and has placed him and everyone around him in more danger than you could ever imagine. But a wolf hunt is the least of everyone's worries, because one moon could rip apart everything. suck @ summaries. R&R PLZ
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,665 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Shun K., Alice G. - Complete
New Arena by Anzac-A1 reviews
Set during Custom Robo Arena, just before Hadron's defeat. A new power is unleashed, and love blossoms. LivXMatthew.
Custom Robo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011
Novelty Item by KadiToka-Chii reviews
Shadow and Lync were always fascinated by certain inexplainable things, as Mira, most unfortunately, is about to find out... NOW WITH SHUN X ALICE! :D
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Mira, Gus G.
Pokémon, Bakugan, Duel! by Yvee Moss reviews
A new tournament is about to begin, but unkown to our heroes, this is not a normal tournament. Brawlers, Trainers, and Duelists from all over have come to pit their skills. They will learn of new creatures they'd never seen before. But is that all?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,358 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Love Diary by Alex Fisher reviews
Yugi owns a diary where he literraly writes down everything that happens to him. Especially when he realizes that he has a crush on the new boy at school! Please read it sounds better in the story then on summaries because i am not good at them!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Fraternizing with the Enemy by Chibi-Chichan reviews
Egypt. He stroked her cheek causing her to shiver. Isis was sweating. “What’s wrong?” he whispered. “Don’t…” Isis said through gritted teeth. He smirked and pulled Isis closer. “You can’t boss me,” he said into her ear, “I am the pharaoh…”
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Isis/Aishisu
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Holiday INSANITY! reviews
The Pharaoh and his comrades (and Bakura) are sent to the world of the living for a year because SOMEONE decided to cast a spell without reading to find what it would do. Most of them have to learn how to survive in unfamiliar world, and learn how to use modern day appliances, such as indoor pluming. Possible shippings later. Rated T for cussing and adult humor. No flames please.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Atem
Desert Beauty reviews
Bakura has a sister. How will this turn out! RATING MAY CHANGE! Set in ancient Egypt.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Atem, OC] Thief Bakura
Horseland: my way reviews
Basically how I think it should go. rated T for now. rating will change later. goes through episodes 2-39 after the first few chapters. has some humor. REWRITTEN!
Horseland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013
Breaking Free reviews
Shun finds a young kitsune girl in his pool one day. The young girl is in a pack of hybrids and when shun finds out the past they share, he tries to help them overcome it. ShunxOC, MaronxOc, and more! rated M for SEXUAL REFERENCES, LANGUAGE, CHARACTER DEATH, BLOOD, AND INTENSE VIOLENCE IN LATER CHAPTERS! HIATUS OVER!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Shun K.
A Skychu's Wish reviews
rated T for character death, mild sexual themes, lots of gore, intense violence, mild swearing, and epic fight scenes as the story progresses. Based on a weird dream I had.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Pikachu, Shaymin
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