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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Hellboy, Rocky Horror, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good ...
Everyone has an angel, a guardian who watches over us.
We can't know what form they'll take, one day old man, next day little girl.
But don't let appearances fool you, they can be as fierce as any dragon.
Yet they're not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our hearts , reminding that its us.
It's every one of us who holds the power over the worlds we create.
We can deny our angels exist, convince ourselves they can't be real.
But they show up anyway, at strange places and at strange times.
They can speak through any character we can imagine.
They'll shout through demons if they have to, daring us, challenging us to fight.
And finally this question.
The mystery of whose story it will be, of who draws the curtain.
Who is it that chooses the steps in the dance?
Who drives us mad?
Lashes us with whips and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible?
Who is it that does all these things?
Who honors those we love with the very life we live?
Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sings we will never die?
Who teaches us whats real and to laugh at lies?
Who decides why we live and what we'll die defending?
Who chains us?
And who holds the key to set us free?
You have all the weapons you need.
repost if you are a Gleek and Proud
If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile.
Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".
Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song.
If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get really excited or laugh insanely whenever someone says 'love it' so it sounds like 'Lovett' copy and pastey.
If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.
If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile! (it's not a secret ;P )
If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley, and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.
f you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried during/after reading/watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.
If you LOVE the Weasley twins,( who doesn't?) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are in LOVE with fictional characters cut and paste this on your profile
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind.Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"
If you don't do drugs and never will,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
Slytherins are misunderstood. Including their Founder. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you believe that as long as someone is happy and in love that it doesn't matter if its the same gender, copy and paste this in your profile.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
…In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
…a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
…In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole Almost killing Harry thing.
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must have done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring
Harry Potter Quotes
Hermione: Don't you know how Cho is feeling right now? Well, obviously, she's feeling sad, because of Cedric dying. Then she's feeling guilty for liking Harry, and worrying about what everyone else will say. And she probably can't work out her feelings towards Harry anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when he died.
Ron: One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.
Hermione: That's because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.
Snape: Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?
Snape: Yes, sir.
Harry: There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor.
Ron:When we come face-to-face with one (inferi or ghost) down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if its solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'
Hermione:It's kind of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules!
Ron:Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Ginny: You'd think people had better things to gossip about,"while reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.
Fred: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Mrs. Weasley: "I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
Lupin: "Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
Harry: "They won't."
Lupin: "That you're safe -"
Harry: "That'll just depress them."
Lupin: "- and you'll see them next summer."
Harry: "Do I have to?"
Random funny and cool movie quotes...
"I come with you I'm coming for blood, no law, no code of conduct, you point me in the right direction and you get the hell out of my way" (Wolverine X-men origins)
" Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" (Inigo Montoya - the princess bride)
" Kentucky? Great home of my least favorite music... YEEEHAW" (Grover- Percy Jackson and the lightning thief)
"I have an army" "We have a Hulk" (Tony Stark and Loki-Avengers)
"This is madness!" "This is politics" (Elizabeth swann and jack sparrow-POTC 3)
"Det. John Munch: "There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba."
"LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SPAZOIDS! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY YOUR MOTHERS WILL CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!" -(Tommy Boy)
"We all deserve to die! tell you why Mrs. Lovett tell you why!"- (Sweeney Todd)
"a person is smart. people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it"- (Agent K- men in black)
"one part brave, three parts fool"-(Brom -Eragon)
"Quite impressive for a farmer with a pitchfork, wouldn't you say?"-(William Tavington)
"If I die I will die well dressed."-(Major Jean Villeneuve)
My Mother Taught Me
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
There are 20 angels in this world
If you can Raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the only iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
98 percent OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses
between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 155 minutes !!!
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm stilll waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied,
"GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."
The classroom erupted in cheers!
THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING! COPY AND PASTE IT ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD!
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
Soundtrack of my life
opening credits-After Midnight (Danny ElfMan)
wakeing up- Not While I'm Around (Edward Sanders and Helena Bonham Carter)
first day of school -Over at the Frankenstein Place (Barry Bostwick, Richard O'Brien, Susan Saradon)
falling in love-Cannibal (Ke$ha)
fight song- One Engine (The Decemberists)
break up song- Gypsies, Tramps and Theives (Cher)
prom- I'm Going Home (Tim Curry)
life -Razzle Dazzle (Richard Gere)
mental break down- Science Fiction/Double Feature (Richard O'Brien)
driving- Hot Patootie Bless My Soul (Meat Loaf)
flashback- Rolling in the Deep (Adele)
wedding- Do you hear the people sing? (Aaron Tveit, Eddie Redmayne, Les Miserables Cast)
birth of a child- I can make you a man (Tim Curry)
final battle-Oogie Boogie's song (Tiger Army)
death- Take the Heartland (Glen Hansard)
end credits-The Harold Song (Ke$ha)
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.
Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.
I ran with scissors and lived!
I don't obsess. I just think intensely.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out.
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Oh crap she's a morning person.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?
I apologized. Wait, you actually want me to mean it too?
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?
kay, that was really weird.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't sue when they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile
If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
f you have music in your soul, post this in your profile
If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba (Or Nessarose in my case-all three I wish!) in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!
-Ozheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an Ozhead then copy this to your profile!
-If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.
-The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.
-If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
-If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
-If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.
-If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.
-If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile
-You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that your just not that girl.
-You used to love the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion.
- You go crazy when the Nivea skin cream ad comes on and says its Defying Gravity.
-You want the local choir to sing a medley of "One Short Day", "For Good" and "Defying Gravity" and try suggesting it to them.
-You use Ozian words and expressions without even thinking about it.
-You went to this profile and read everything on this list then added some things and posted it on your own profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you miss Steve Irwin, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.
DRAMATIC SHAKESPEARE REACTIONS
When something bad happens:True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens:O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my boyfriend abandons me for food:FRAILTY, THY NAME IS MAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking:MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me:LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke:My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me:THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my boyfriend:The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed:MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night":Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry:OUT, damned spot!
I am Adora M McCarthy
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
I am a girl who never talks on the bus. Who sits by herself and listens to her ipod. I am the girl everyone calls "the smart girl", since they don't know her real name. I am the girl no one ever considers inviting to parties, because they think she is too busy studying. When, in reality, she is sitting alone, listening to her mother lecture her to GET OUT AND GET SOME FRIENDS. I am the girl who's wall is covered in original poetry and no one knows because she never has anyone over. I am the girl who sits alone and reads instead of eating at lunch. I am the girl who has mastered the art of being alone.
But I am also the girl who knows who a true friend is. I am the girl who is not afraid to go up in front of her whole class and recite Shakespeare from memory. I am the girl who everyone knows can sing because she sings in front of everyone on stage. I am the girl who is an actress because she is good at pretending to be someone people like. I am the girl who everyone goes to for help in any subject. I am the girl who has dreams and plans on fulfilling them. I am the girl who is proud to be someone no one knows.
I am Adora M McCarthy and I am happy to be me.
(((This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.)))))
well thats all folks
P.S - PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ REVIEW MY STORYS I"M STARTING TO THINK I"M THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTULLY LIKES THEM.
... Mischief Managed
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