Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I am AKA as Frostpuppy96 on DA and Zelda4Efas on Fanpop.
Pen Name was once Jolene2012, but I changed it to Frostpuppy
Name: Now wouldn't you like to know? ;D
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (HAIL HADES!)
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile. (Heheheh)
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Legend of Zelda and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile
If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile
If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (Right after reading this.)
Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree. (Someday, it will be a girl who shall rule the world. Namely me. How the male of our species became the superior gender I will never know)
If you have ever ran into a stone column head first, post this on your profile. (... and a steel beam)
If you have ever woke your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile
Normal People VS PJO Fans
NORMAL PEOPLE: Will rely on the weatherman for the forecast.
NORMAL PEOPLE say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE think that PJO Fans are stupid.
NORMAL PEOPLE will climb the rockwall and ring the button at the top saying, "Yay! I made it to the top!"
NORMAL PEOPLE look at the poodle and say, "Aww... it's so cute!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
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REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Got a problem with me? Solve it
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you beat them
Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise
If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
Harley Quinn: “I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into walls.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
When all else fails, use duct tape. Or vodka.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!
The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
When Life gives you lemons, you better hope Life also gives you sugar or your lemonade is gonna suck!
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!"
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.
THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY
"Someone call the janitor -- We're going to need a mop."
"Accept this sacrafice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen... what's that?"
"Hand me that... uh.. that uh... that thingy."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, heck, this guy's got two of 'em!"
"What do you mean you want a divorce?"
An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, SCREW THE FRUIT!
Ever wonder why it is that no one is ever 'good' at GOODbyes?
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
There are three types of people in the world. Ones that can count, and ones that cannot count.
Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.
Flirty Guy: "Hey baby, can I have your didgits?"
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does. (veeeery true)
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it..
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. (Possibly, but this may be considered blasphemy. But it's funny blasphemy! :D)
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. (very true)
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
You have at least two addresses memorized; Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." (THE POWER OF PUNCTUATION!)
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
"It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!" Billie Joe Armstrong
"Don't yawn in the shower, you might drown." Bill Cosby
"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Nathaniel Hawthorne
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own butt, okay?" Dennis Leary
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adele Rodgers St. Johns
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is ten or something." Dennis Rodman
"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." Vidal Sassoon
"Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with." Jane Seabrook
"When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents." Jane Seabrook
"Nothing is more satisfying than watching your children have teenagers of their own." Jane Seabrook
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." Bill Waterston
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." Oscar Wilde
"Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days…'" Anonymous
"Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." Anonymous
"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it." Anonymous
Don’t go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." Anonymous
"Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!" Anonymous
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present." Anonymous
"Let's flip a coin: heads we'll be together, tails we flip again." Anonymous
"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over." Anonymous
"Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile." Anonymous
"You have to have darkness for a dawn to come." Anonymous
"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars." Anonymous
"To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world." Anonymous
"Tell the truth and run." Anonymous
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative." Anonymous
"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." Anonymous
"Education is important; school however, is another matter." Anonymous
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Anonymous
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic..." Anonymous
"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?" Anonymous
"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt'?" Anonymous
"Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?" Anonymous
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" Anonymous
"If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?" Anonymous
"Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?" Anonymous
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Anonymous
"Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?” Anonymous
"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.” Anonymous
"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Anonymous
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" Anonymous
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." Anonymous
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." Anonymous
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." Anonymous
"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." Anonymous
"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." Anonymous
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." Anonymous
"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." Anonymous
"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." Anonymous
"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" Anonymous
"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." Anonymous
"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." Anonymous
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." Anonymous
"Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!" Anonymous
"Virginity is like a balloon, one small prick and it's gone forever." Anonymous
"Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" Anonymous
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous
"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." Anonymous
"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous
"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." Anonymous
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." Anonymous
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." Anonymous
"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous
"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." Anonymous
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Anonymous
"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" Anonymous
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." Anonymous
"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought." Anonymous
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." Anonymous
"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" Anonymous
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good..." Anonymous
"I'm going to live life, or die trying." Anonymous
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps." Anonymous
"Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" Anonymous
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day since she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Anonymous
"A day without sunshine is...night." Anonymous
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" Anonymous
"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." Anonymous
"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell." Anonymous
"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't." Anonymous
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Anonymous
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying." Anonymous
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife" Anonymous
"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that." Anonymous
"DO NOT HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now." Anonymous
"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?" Anonymous
"Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?" Anonymous
"People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs." Anonymous
"Ho-lla-back girl: n. I have no idea what it means, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do with bananas." Anonymous
"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." Anonymous
"You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch." Anonymous
"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing." Anonymous
"If there's no exit, make one!" indirectly from Hiromu Arakawa, the genius creator of Fullmetal Alchemist who said these words through her character Edward Elric (manga)
"I'm not an optimist. I'm just stubborn, that's all." read the above
"If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action." Non-smoking zone sign.
"When you die, it doesn't matter the years in the life, but the life in the years." shopping store sign
"Don't mind the horns; they're just there to support my halo." Xx.Hikari The Light.xX
"Unleash your imagination." FanFiction.Net
The Best Quote in Existence!
"NEVER READ A STORY AND NOT REVIEW. EVEN IF IT'S ONE WORD, AUTHORS LOVE TO HEAR FROM THEIR READERS!" silent:tears:fall
Answers to Those Random Questions
Question - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things there and drink what comes out"?
Answer - A desperate pervert who couldn't get some. That...or umm, a farmer? (dur)
Question - Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Answer - God. God looks behind your ears, and if they're dirty, you're going straight to hell.
Question - In that song, She'll be Coming Around the Mountain, who is "she"?
Answer - YOUR MOMMA!
(These Q & A’s were found on Makmay04's profile.)
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away. But if the Doctor is cute, bugger the fruit! (But always take a banana to a party.)
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, throw HER back and demand lemons.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Dear Math; I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I know Karate...and, like, two other Japanese words.
Our National Heath-Plan: don't get sick.
Dear Algebra, stop sending me to look for your X. She's not coming back.
We are NOT nerds; we prefer the term INTELLECTUAL BADASS.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Here's a joke...
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.