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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I am AKA as Frostpuppy96 on DA and Zelda4Efas on Fanpop.

Pen Name was once Jolene2012, but I changed it to Frostpuppy

Name: Now wouldn't you like to know? ;D
Nicknames: Z4FR, Zelda, Frost, (I don't have a nickname in RL cause it's so short lol ... o_o I'm going to run away from Ed now.)
I enjoy the following Fandoms: Zelda, Fullmetal Alchemist (both 2003 and Brotherhood/Manga), Doctor Who, Fairy Tail, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Animorphs, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus, Artemis Fowl, D. Gray Man, Ao no Exorcist, Ouran, MLP, anime, manga, and probably others that I can't remember ATM. Acronyms FTW!
Age: It's a mystery to all.
Hobbies:I read. A lot. Don't believe me? I dare you to a Bookworm Showdown! Oh yeah, I also draw and dance.
House: Slytherin
Wand: 12 3/4 inches Yew Dragon heartstring (that sounds strangely foreboding O_O)
Star sign (even though I am totally not into those flipping horoscopes I'll tell anyway): Scorpio

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (HAIL HADES!)

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile. (Heheheh)

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Legend of Zelda and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile

If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (Right after reading this.)

Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree. (Someday, it will be a girl who shall rule the world. Namely me. How the male of our species became the superior gender I will never know)

If you have ever ran into a stone column head first, post this on your profile. (... and a steel beam)

If you have ever woke your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

Normal People VS PJO Fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: Will rely on the weatherman for the forecast.
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

PJO FANS say Oh My Gods!

NORMAL PEOPLE think that PJO Fans are stupid.
PJO FANS know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE will climb the rockwall and ring the button at the top saying, "Yay! I made it to the top!"
PJO FANS will make it to the top of the obstacle course and say, "Yay! All my body parts are intact!"

NORMAL PEOPLE look at the poodle and say, "Aww... it's so cute!"
PJO FANS take one look at the hellhound and run.

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
cαℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
cαℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
cαℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
cαℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
cαℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
cαℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
cαℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
cαℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
cαℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
ѕσ ωну...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think u know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.""
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.
I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.
A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network".
If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.
I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.
Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.
When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'.
Telling Lucius what he could do with his staff... is not advisable.
I'm not on Survivor, and therefore I'm not allowed to vote people out of the common room.
I will stop telling tree-huggers to go visit the Whomping Willow.
However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.
Professor McGonagall likes her milk in a glass, not a saucer.
Wolf whistling at Lupin when he walks by is not funny.
Dementors don’t like it when you walk up to them and ask if they are the Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come.
When someone pulls Godric Gryffindor’s sword out of the Sorting Hat, I will not say, “You have acquired the Master Sword.”
Saying, “Accio brooms” while first years are having flying lessons isn’t nice.
I am not to ask, “Voldemort: boxers or briefs?”
I must not moon Professor Lupin. Even if his nickname is “Moony”.
Voldemort’s nickname is NOT “Filthy Half-Blood”.
I am not allowed to train Hagrid’s pets into attacking Gryffindors.
I may not call any members of the Ministry of Magic untrustworthy, corrupt slime. Not even Fudge. Ok, especially not Fudge.
I may not sell any Weasley into slavery.
I cannot trade McGonagall to the Death-Eaters for McNair, Avery, and a DE to be named later.
“Poppy” is Madam Pomfrey’s nickname, and not what she dispenses.
I am Not allowed to put up Death-Eater recruiting posters on school property, not even in the Slytherin Common Room.
I may not use Harry Potter as a body shield if Voldemort invades the school.
I may not encourage Fred or George Weasley to boobytrap the Sorting Hat.
Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
He is NOT Gollum either.
My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
"Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you beat them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

Harley Quinn: “I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into walls.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

When all else fails, use duct tape. Or vodka.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

When Life gives you lemons, you better hope Life also gives you sugar or your lemonade is gonna suck!

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.


Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.


"Someone call the janitor -- We're going to need a mop."

"Accept this sacrafice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!"

"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen... what's that?"

"Hand me that... uh.. that uh... that thingy."

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, heck, this guy's got two of 'em!"

"What do you mean you want a divorce?"


An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, SCREW THE FRUIT!

Ever wonder why it is that no one is ever 'good' at GOODbyes?

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

There are three types of people in the world. Ones that can count, and ones that cannot count.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

Flirty Guy: "Hey baby, can I have your didgits?"
Dumb Girl: "Ok, here is my social security number, there's my credit card number, here's my e-bay password, and my bank account pin."
Flirty Guy: "Uh...can I have your phone number?"
Dumb Girl: "Sorry, I don't give that out to people."


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does. (veeeery true)

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it..

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. (Possibly, but this may be considered blasphemy. But it's funny blasphemy! :D)

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. (very true)

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

You have at least two addresses memorized; Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." (THE POWER OF PUNCTUATION!)

The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.

"It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!" Billie Joe Armstrong

"Don't yawn in the shower, you might drown." Bill Cosby

"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own butt, okay?" Dennis Leary

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adele Rodgers St. Johns

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is ten or something." Dennis Rodman

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." Vidal Sassoon

"Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with." Jane Seabrook

"When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents." Jane Seabrook

"Nothing is more satisfying than watching your children have teenagers of their own." Jane Seabrook

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." Bill Waterston

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." Oscar Wilde

"Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days…'" Anonymous

"Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." Anonymous

"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it." Anonymous

Don’t go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." Anonymous

"Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!" Anonymous

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present." Anonymous

"Let's flip a coin: heads we'll be together, tails we flip again." Anonymous

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over." Anonymous

"Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile." Anonymous

"You have to have darkness for a dawn to come." Anonymous

"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars." Anonymous

"To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world." Anonymous

"Tell the truth and run." Anonymous

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative." Anonymous

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." Anonymous

"Education is important; school however, is another matter." Anonymous

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Anonymous

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic..." Anonymous

"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?" Anonymous

"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt'?" Anonymous

"Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?" Anonymous

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" Anonymous

"If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?" Anonymous

"Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?" Anonymous

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Anonymous

"Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?” Anonymous

"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.” Anonymous

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Anonymous

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." Anonymous

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." Anonymous

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." Anonymous

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" Anonymous

"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." Anonymous

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." Anonymous

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." Anonymous

"Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!" Anonymous

"Virginity is like a balloon, one small prick and it's gone forever." Anonymous

"Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" Anonymous

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." Anonymous

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought." Anonymous

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." Anonymous

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" Anonymous

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good..." Anonymous

"I'm going to live life, or die trying." Anonymous

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps." Anonymous

"Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" Anonymous

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day since she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Anonymous

"A day without sunshine is...night." Anonymous

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" Anonymous

"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." Anonymous

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell." Anonymous

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't." Anonymous

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Anonymous

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying." Anonymous

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife" Anonymous

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that." Anonymous

"DO NOT HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now." Anonymous

"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?" Anonymous

"Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?" Anonymous

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs." Anonymous

"Ho-lla-back girl: n. I have no idea what it means, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do with bananas." Anonymous

"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." Anonymous

"You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch." Anonymous

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing." Anonymous

"If there's no exit, make one!" indirectly from Hiromu Arakawa, the genius creator of Fullmetal Alchemist who said these words through her character Edward Elric (manga)

"I'm not an optimist. I'm just stubborn, that's all." read the above

"If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action." Non-smoking zone sign.

"When you die, it doesn't matter the years in the life, but the life in the years." shopping store sign

"Don't mind the horns; they're just there to support my halo." Xx.Hikari The Light.xX

"Unleash your imagination." FanFiction.Net

The Best Quote in Existence!


Answers to Those Random Questions

Question - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things there and drink what comes out"?

Answer - A desperate pervert who couldn't get some. That...or umm, a farmer? (dur)

Question - Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Answer - God. God looks behind your ears, and if they're dirty, you're going straight to hell.

Question - In that song, She'll be Coming Around the Mountain, who is "she"?

Answer - YOUR MOMMA!

(These Q & A’s were found on Makmay04's profile.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away. But if the Doctor is cute, bugger the fruit! (But always take a banana to a party.)

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

When life gives you Justin Beiber, throw HER back and demand lemons.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Dear Math; I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I know Karate...and, like, two other Japanese words.

Our National Heath-Plan: don't get sick.

Dear Algebra, stop sending me to look for your X. She's not coming back.

We are NOT nerds; we prefer the term INTELLECTUAL BADASS.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.


Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Hello. Welcome to the State Mental Hospital Phone Line.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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The Colours of the World by Mai Kusakabe reviews
When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Roy M.
The Angel's War by RubbishRobots reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Alchemic Wizardry by swimmjacket reviews
Ed is back from Xeres and Mustang has a new set of orders for him. Teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Ed and Al go to England for Ed to teach Alchemy and Al to research magic in hopes of getting their original bodies back. During Order of the Phoenix and set in the BROTHERHOOD 2009 series/manga (around episodes 18-20) T for some violence and Ed's mouth!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,698 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Are You Sure This Is A Good Idea? by BuffPidgey reviews
For political reasons, Britain asks Amestris for a bodyguard. For political reasons, Amestris sends the Fullmetal Alchemist. Unfortunately for both sides, neither Harry nor Ed really like this idea. Unfortunately for both boys, they're stuck with it. Crossposted on AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,018 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/10/2017
-CHAPTER 25 UP!- Get ready for a new kind of CROSSOVER! Zero is back, reborn into the Battle Network series as a powerful red netnavi! Placed into the hands of Ciel, a student new to netbattling, they quickly become the team to rely on to beat insurmountable odds. New and familiar friends and foes await, as Zero and Ciel kick butt, NETBATTLE STYLE!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,367 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 1/18/2006 - X, Zero, Ciel, Neige
A Hogwarts Story by Palleas reviews
Many years after the tales in Hogwarts we know have come to pass, new characters enter the stage. Merida, Hiccup and Rapunzel cross paths, the three becoming quick friends. But then, in their fifth year, a strange boy comes to Hogwarts from Durmstrang Institute of Wizardy in Bulgaria, by the name of Jack Frost. And strange goings on start happening in the castle...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,371 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/3/2013
The Reunion by AFN reviews
Somehow, with the help of Captain Jack Harkness and the Torchwood team, the Doctor is reunited with his long lost daughter Jenny. New Chapters added: Chapters 10, 11, 12, 13 and 14 are now up! So sorry for the very long delay! Please, Please, Please review! Hope you enjoy it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Intersecting Points by VIKAN reviews
When Mustang drags Ed into a mission that ultimately lands them in a world consumed by war and people who can bend the elements to their will, they're desperate to leave - but is it possible to do without interfering with a battle of destiny and fate?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 169,274 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Edward E., Aang
The Fullmetal Wizard: The Philosopher's Stone by Shara Raizel reviews
At the end of FMA Edward Elric activates the transmutation circles and is sent back to the alternate reality on the other side of Truth's Gate... But what if he finds himself somewhere just outside of Hogsmead and happens to run into a certain Professor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,588 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Spread Your Wings by Echoes Come in Whispers reviews
Annabeth couldn't believe it. She'd just gotten Percy back from the Romans and now some creepy dudes in white coats show up and take him! Percy, on the other hand, was confused. He'd woken up in a strange place, with strange kids, and strange feathery things growing out of his back. Why wasn't he at Camp Half-Blood?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,742 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 9/25/2012
Turnabout Hero by three-days-late reviews
When Alfred F. Jones is accused and tried for murder, Phoenix Wright is brought in to defend him. Solving a murder with this strange bunch will not be easy, and with secrets around every corner and the entire country against him, can Phoenix prove him innocent?
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,148 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., America - Complete
Building Trust by mystery writer5775 reviews
Edward has just lost his brother and the only one he trusts. Now placed on probabtion with Roy they are sent to a private school to teach posing as father and son. But when trouble builds will Ed be up to it? Takes place during book 4. Roy/Ed parental fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,211 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Similarities by lexieconextreme reviews
A list of reasons why the Winchester and Elric brothers seem so very similar to me. If you've got more than what I've got, leave it in the reviews.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2017
Truth's Game by Tandrele reviews
"Because, Mr. Alchemist, I have a different proposal in mind. It's been millennia since anyone has beaten me, but not to worry this deal still adheres to the law of equivalent exchange. Can't go breaking my own rules, now can I?" the amusement in the Truth's voice was growing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Alchemy Teacher by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Megaman ZX: Return to Zero by RiceKrispie reviews
Post-ZXA. Using the power of the biometals, Zero returns to the world of the living to defeat an old foe thought to be buried and forgotten. But what is it, and why has it returned? Rated T for moderately mature themes and fight scenes.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 259,623 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Zero
A Boy Named Ed by BelloftheSea reviews
Ed knew he was different. It wasn't just that he was smarter than the other kids or even that he had automail. No, it had more to do with the way people would occasionally look at him, like they were expecting somebody else. It was the way his mechanic cried the day she met him. It was the way his dad would sometimes slip – and call him Fullmetal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 302,732 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E., Alphonse E.
Keeping A Promise by Lanx Borealis reviews
After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Don't Look Back by MrSpockify reviews
When Sam leaves in the middle of the night, Dean is completely distraught. When John comes home and finds out what happened, he's furious, and Dean is the only one left to face the consequences. After finally having enough of the constant beatings, Dean sets his sights on leaving. Unfortunately, John has a different idea. Abusive!John. Rape and suicide tw.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,973 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Dean W., John W., Bobby S., Ellen H. - Complete
A Sorcerer's Skill by Literature work reviews
Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 271,174 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arthur W., Rita S., Edward E., Jean H.
The Bender and the Alchemist by C.C.writerXD reviews
Two years have passed since Ed passed through to the world of bending- and away from his brother, and he has wasted no time trying to find his way home. When he meets Aang and the gang, they do what they can to help, but things get a little crazy when they discover some pretty dark truths about the world and some conspiracies within the War. (Cover temporary: I need one with both)
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Edward E., Aang
Shadows by Kamawe Takami reviews
Set after Citizen Fang in season 8 (possible spoilers). Due to a witch's curse, Sam, Cas and Benny experience Dean's memories from his childhood and the following years. Slash, read the warnings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,385 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist and the Order of the Pheonix by Kyleta reviews
After sacrificing himself for his brother, Edward finds himself in a world of wizards and magic. While becomeing the new alchemy teacher he must find his way home and solve the mysteries surrounding the wizarding world as well as fight in a war against the Dark Lord. Rated T for violence and Edwards mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Son of Hermes by morethanjustfangirling reviews
It was just another day at camp. A newcomer appears and he's the new talk of the town. Strange things are going on and not even Oracle knows how things might turn out. We just have to wait and see. [[ The Big Four AU Percy Jackson ( Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons. You know who they are.) ]]
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,321 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013
Professor Shorty by Oceanesta reviews
Ed was pissed. The Colonel interrupts his precious sleep, only to tell him that his new assignment is to teach Alchemy at some school called Hogwarts where magic rules instead of science? However, no one warned him about the fat pink toad called Umbridge who has made it her life's ambition to get him fired. Oh, it is ON! Set during Harry's fifth year. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Severus S., Albus D., Dolores U., Edward E.
What Lies Beyond the Veil by mayanpaw reviews
He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward E.
Painted Angels by WinJennster reviews
Castiel Novak is an author, and his most successful book is about the failed relationship he had in college with a painter. It didn't last, but he finds himself back in the place where it all started for a book signing. When his former love shows up for the book signing, Cas finds all his old wounds open again. (Destiel)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,027 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Into The Fold by smalld1171 reviews
Set in 6x07 although in this story Sam's soul is back. I am a 'sucker' for Vampire!Dean so, in a nutshell, the alpha vampire isn't going to let one of his children just walk away. Rated for safety.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Dean W.
The Riddle Solver by Anonymous.Crystal reviews
Continuation of "The Riddler". ... "I'll bring about another riddle, and if a person that can solve this riddle appears..." "I'll trap them in this tale."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,731 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
The Mark of Cain by IDontKnow1-9 reviews
Dean will have to go on a perilous journey after receiving the Mark, bringing Sam and Cas along with him. He knows he has to kill the final knight of Hell, but what he doesn't know is that the quest doesn't stop there... Rated T for just in case, and might move onto M later on (if decided) The endgame is Destiel, but there will be other pairings throughout.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,157 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Issues of Abandonment by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Soul Survivor episode tag. Dean found himself wishing that he felt that blissful nothing that his demon-self had felt... because human emotions were too damned hard. Especially if Sam was going to abandon his ass again. Not that he'd blame him... A peak at Dean's inner thoughts and the aftermath of 'Soul Survivor'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Time For Change by laughing on the inside reviews
Winry, the Elrics, Ling and Mei have decided to go East after the events of The Promised Day. Ling convinces the group to enrol in his old high school, Ouran High, but why does everyone seem to hate Winry the instant she arrives?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,268 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Winry R., Edward E., Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Collisions by MerryMusician reviews
Ed and Al have started at a new school, Ouran High. It seems normal enough, until they meet the Host Club! What happens after a mistaken identity and collision ensue? Alternate universe, rated T for minor violence and swearing. DISCONTINUED/RE-WRITING. SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR INFO.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,967 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Doctor? Alchemist? Friend? by AliceTop reviews
Ed is a travleing doctor who just happens to run into the D. Gray-man crew on a train, so through in some broken noses, Akuma, and noah and let's see what we get!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Edward E.
Dragon of Hong Kong by Artdirector123 reviews
Hong Kong has a secret he hides from most of the countries, and soon he will find some one with the same one. And wit everyone's favorite fairy obsessed nut job teacher on the loose(After denzel crocker) will he be able to keep his secret from his brother and the rest of the world?
Crossover - American Dragon: Jake Long & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Jake, Hong Kong
Of Pie and Angels by Burnsie at the Crossroads reviews
Castiel was never one to believe in angels, as a hunter he has seen too much evidence otherwise to believe. He's surprised to find however that angels are indeed real and that one in particular, going by the name of Dean, is probably one of the strangest things, supernatural or human, that he's ever met. revese!verse drabbles and misadventures (based on gifs by thespywhospies).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
The Last Affair by Black and White Wolf reviews
Nicolas Flamel has completed all of his affairs. All but one. Now, before he dies, he must confront the man he has feared for over six hundred years. Can he forgive him for what he's done? HP FMA crossover. Rated T because of some of the dark elements.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Nicolas F., Edward E.
A Sorcerer's Science by Literature work reviews
Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,802 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., George W., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
I Wish I Was Your Brother by Scribble2Much reviews
The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,353 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
Hogwarts and The World by Sunfire7845 reviews
England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,197 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain
Lifetime by robbiepoo2341 reviews
(Not shipping) Dean has never met anyone like the Doctor before. For that matter, the Doctor hasn't met anyone like Dean. They keep meeting out of order, too, and that only complicates what is already a rocky relationship. The Doctor isn't human, after all, and he has a tendency to show up when trouble is brewing.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 82 - Words: 143,488 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
The Roman Inquisition by Marz1 reviews
"Two serial killers, John. Two killers who have successfully faked their deaths multiple times! It's Christmas! It's double Christmas!"
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,573 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons by Harlow Baines reviews
When the Guardians are once again summoned to the North Pole, Jack Frost suddenly finds himself being dragged on the adventure of a life time as North's new invention brings him face-to-face with a dragon-riding viking boy, a stubborn Scottish Princess and a charismatic blonde. As Mother Gothel's worst fear becomes realized, who better to show up than the one and only Boogeyman?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Bodyguards Never Sleep by Assassinating reviews
Apparently, Edward is not old enough to skip school. And not legal enough to murder his higher ups for assigning him to a bodyguard mission. For Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
Mission: Hogwarts by bmystee reviews
Roy and his command are forced into helping the Ministry of Magic. But when they find out the truth, whose side will they be on? HP5/FMA2003
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,747 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Edward E.
Arcadia by fortitudo reviews
Zero is discovered and awakened by Neo Arcadia, instead of the Resistance. An exploration of what could have transpired had the game's original events gone a bit differently.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Zero, Ciel, Sage Harpuia
Edward Elric and the Order of the Phoenix by Aideen Rathnait reviews
What would happen if Edward Elric, instead of ending up in Germany, ended up in the Wizarding world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Sweetest Sugar by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Alastair wanted Dean more than a child wanted an ice cream sundae heaping with whipped cream and cherries. However, he knew that his skin would taste better than sugar. Slave AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Alastair, Dean W.] Castiel
May Entitle Change by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
Shortly after the Promised day, Edward Elric receives an unexpected assignment. The recently war torn country makes new ties with England, and the young alchemist becomes an undercover student with the charge of protecting a troublesome Boy-Who-Lived. R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,768 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Edward E.
Wands of Alchemy by Kame-tan reviews
Ed is sent to Hogwarts to help the DADA teacher purge the school of "rebellious" students and teachers; however, can Ed stay true to his mission or will he end up on the side of the people he is supposed to be arresting? T rating.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,325 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2009
A Time Before Fairy Tails by NeoShadows reviews
Before Natsu joined Fairy Tail, our favorite little Dragon Slayer roamed Fiore looking for Igneel. From the day Igneel left to the day he joined Fairy Tail, their was nothing but a blank. Until now. Join our rose headed fire mage as he walks the path of a wandering mage, meeting new and old friends in search of his foster father. NatsuxHarem. Get ready for a new Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,726 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Natsu D.
The Heavenly Reflection by fakescorpion reviews
The angels look into the Mirror of Erised, and this is what they most desired.
Crossover - Supernatural & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Castiel, Lucifer, Gabriel, Michael - Complete
A Painless Lesson by theforgetfulalchemist reviews
As Avatar Korra enjoys peace after Amon's defeat, a spirit overseeing travels decides to give two brothers from another world guidance. So, in Amestris, as Ed and Al begin their separate journeys to east and west, they are spirited away to a snowy country and encounter a strange girl with elemental powers...and instead of new countries they find a new world to explore.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Edward E., Winry R., Korra, Mako - Complete
Fairy Tail Facebook by chibijaxie reviews
Our favorite cast has a Facebook!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Professor by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
Edward Elric, seeking new knowledge, agrees to teach Alchemy at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But will the students be able to survive his teaching methods? To make matters worse, one kid with blond hair keeps whining about tattling to his daddy if he doesn't get his way. And what's with all this "Boy-Who-Lived" and "You-Know-Who" crap that Ed keeps hearing about?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Edward E.
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Study In Shapeshifting by Mardy Lass reviews
Sam and Dean track down what they think is a shapeshifter. Problem: it's now in London. Bigger problem: two strange but well-meaning gentlemen think they can help. Two strange but well-meaning gentlemen called Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson. For those about to read, I salute you.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Immiscibility by N. Silvutra Mayhem reviews
Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,329 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010
Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Fairy Tail by Song Of Ice And Wind reviews
The ultimate information guide line to clearify if you are obsessed with Fairy Tail!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012
Different Seas by Amelie Nockturne reviews
As Ed and Ling wander through the depths of Gluttony's stomach, they discover they aren't the only ones down there. Meanwhile, Percy and Annabeth are baffled by the two foreigners they meet. How the Hades are there other living humans in Tartarus?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edward E., Ling Y., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Oberon, King of the Fairies by Aceboizor reviews
Missing scene from "Clap Your Hands if You Believe" regarding Dean's experience during his 'alien abduction.' Slash, but only because the show itself suggested it to begin with. Dean relives meeting King Oberon and what actually went down when he refused to answer his brother's question.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Oatmeal by emebalia reviews
John, a sick Dean and a bowl of oatmeal. Dark, warning inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2013 - John W. - Complete
Mysterious Visitors by Rashelle reviews
When a couple of FMA characters land in Camp Half-Blood, no one knows who they are or where they come from. They work on finding a way home, but a camp full of teenagers is more than a little counter-productive. Meanwhile, certain people plan to use these six powerful dimension travelers for their own schemes. - Post Manga/BH, Post TLO. -
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011
Hogwarts meets the new generation of troublemakers by Chiaki Hamano reviews
Jack, Hiccup, Merida, Hogwarts. Hogwarts... meet the four infamous troublemakers. I'm sure you five will get along wonderfully. A small advice for the four troublemakers though...Try not to destroy the school too soon, alright? Book 1 of the series.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
It's Not That Easy by SilentHowler reviews
Boris didn't allow himself to be killed by Dean and wasn't just going to let him be cured and return to his normal hunting life, he was his now. Vampire!Dean Souless!Sam and Caring!Campbells. Linked to:6x05
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dean W., Sam W., Gwen C.
Charms and Songs by lokhet reviews
After, once again, getting expelled from school, the Vocaloids are transferred to Ouran. Every time they transfer school, Master wipes their hard drives to limit the amount of trouble they can make, but what he doesn't know is that each keeps a diary...
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012
Something Returned And Something lost by Junipearlee reviews
There was a different payments the first time Edward and Alphonse ELric did human transmutaion.Forever seperated from his only relative can Ed survive ?Will he want to?Or maybe he will find a new family one that he never knew he was destined to be apart of. AU NoahEd EPOV rated T for cusing and possibly gore
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Edward E.
Escape to the Host Club! by ShadowHawq35 reviews
When Edward demands for a mission out of the country, he doesn't expect to go to school... or join a Host Club for that matter. Though he can't let his youth get mixed into the real reason why he's in Japan, and when someone starts murdering the students, Edward might have to turn to his new friends for help.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by Regina Evans reviews
The story of an alchemist who leaned on the wrong wall...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
Superwholock Meets the Mirror of Erised by Robin Purdy reviews
Superwhopotterlock, or Superwholock with a dash of Harry Potter. The Superwholock gang find the Mirror of Erised, and some of them aren't strong enough to see what's in their reflection. Implied Johnlock. Rated T for Dean's language.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Dear Gumi, by manateelover777 reviews
Gumi, aka a socially invisible otaku, considers herself a fail at high school life. Once she literally runs into Len at an otherwise boring assembly, however, her life is turned upside down. "Oh my god you're a shota!" "A what?" eventual LenGumi
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,879 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid, Len K.
Crashing Down to Earth by broshipFanatic reviews
"There once was a hero who made wings of wax, but he flew too close the sun, to god, and the wax melted as he came crashing down to earth." Thalia Grace knew both of the stories: the story of Icarus, and the story of Edward Elric. Rated for moderate violence, no pairings. Brotherhood/Mangaverse.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Edward E., Thalia G.
Percy Jackson The Death Eater by Glass of H2O reviews
Percy awakens on a beach, only to discover that he is in England. The Death Eaters find him, and well... Set after TLO and during DH. ** On a hiatus **
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Draco M., Percy J.
Love Quest by MrsEDarcy reviews
It started innocently enough. The Aphrodite cabin just wrote down their favorite couples. However now that their mother has intercepted it everything has gone mad. Who will end up together? What extremes will Aphrodite and her children go to? And will this new goddess be key to success? Contains Pothena, Percabeth, Hertames, Tratie, Jasper, Thalico or Thuke, and OC. After Giant War
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,838 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] Aphrodite, OC - Complete
And What Will Never Be by KatZenSPN reviews
2008 was a bad year for everyone. DW S3; SPN S4
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
Lost in the Winds by playing-in-the-mud reviews
The School is a place of illegal human experiments and they have recently taken an interest in demigods. Specifically Percy Jackson. When Percy finds himself trapped in this world, how will he escape, especially when he cant even remember his own name...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,529 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Memories by jazzpha reviews
Captain Jack Harkness is cooling his heels in 1950's New York, where he gets to know a married couple who run a local bar in Manhattan. He thinks they might be hiding a secret of their own, and decides to find out for himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Banished Beyond Return by CaketinTheHobo reviews
An alternate version of what happened to Castiel in 5x18. The Doctor and the Ponds get an unexpected visitor in the TARDIS.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
Remote Control by mitchkat1 reviews
L R L R STOP & DASH & UP & TALK A B A B A No Problem. Rin and Len become friends in a video game, but are unaware of each others true identities. Meanwhile the two are paired up for a school project, but can't seem to get along. Then Len falls in love with Rin! Why can't things be as easy as they are in video games?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,643 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Gotcha! by Paintdripps reviews
Hylla's out to kill Jason. Therefore, he thinks the best place to hide is in the room she shares with Reyna. Reyna isn't in agreement-and Jason's not leaving. All chaos breaks loose. T for some *ahem* suggestive dialogue. Bobby... you have issues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
Traffic Jams by broshipFanatic reviews
The Gate leads to the Underworld, and the souls of the dead follow. Enter an extreme traffic jam, one annoyed Lord Hades, and one all-powerful -in his own opinion- Nico DiAngelo. Contains MAJOR spoilers for Fullmetal Alchemist manga/Brotherhood. Oneshot.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Alchemy and Magic by A Rebel's Angel reviews
Assigned to a mission to go undercover as a student in a magical school and protect a boy targeted by a murderer, Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric soon finds out that there is more to the mission than meets the eye. Takes place in HP:PoA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.
There's A Boy by TheKritty reviews
Kind of a character study on the main characters of Supernatural, Sherlock BBC and Doctor Who - parallels and stuff. Also, this is a poem. - Superwholock!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
The Child Eater by KatZenSPN reviews
Stuck on the slow path, Capt. Jack Harkness receives a letter instructing him to save two American boys and prevent a paradox from unraveling the universe. Spoilers for DW through "Utopia"; references to TW through "Fragments"; pre-series Winchesters with spoilers through Season 5.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,231 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Jack H., Dean W. - Complete
Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords by Inwitari Turelie reviews
In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Austria
12 Impossible Things by Tiamat Feuerbraut reviews
A series of oneshots; basically, what happens when the Doctor, Captain Jack and various companions pop into the Harry Potter universe? Rating's up for possible nudity. Okay, there WILL be nudity - we are talking about Jack Harkness here.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Major Edward Elric by BlessedSiochan reviews
REWRITE ON NEW ACCOUNT A new subject will be taught at Hogwarts this year. Who better to teach it than a prodigy? But a class filled with rowdy students is REALLY bad for an eighteen year old with a short complex... T for Language and possible Violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Edward E.
Major Edward Elric by Vita-de-Incendia reviews
A new subject will be taught at Hogwarts this year. Who better to teach it than a prodigy? But a class filled with rowdy students is REALLY bad for an eighteen year old with a short complex..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,139 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2009
King's Cross Station by o'shaku reviews
Charlie's recruitment of foreign wizards is yielding results, one by the name of Edward Elric. Getting him the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts position is only the first step to convince him to join the Order. X-over with OotP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Scarlet Rivers by VivaNewVegas reviews
Truth. The one, True god. When Edward defeats Father and tries to bring back his brother, Truth will make him a deal he can't refuse. Now, stuck in a new world, with nothing familiar, and with only the clothes on his back and a Sin inside him, he will make a name for himself in Fiore, and Fairy Tail. I own nothing in this story except the idea of mixing the Anime's
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Edward E., Erza S.
Twenty Reasons Why by GlowingGoddess reviews
Twenty reasons why you, Reyna, daughter of Bellona, should date me, Leo Valdez. Leyna!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Move On by cinderblock garden reviews
One-shot. Jason is with Piper now. And after a conversation with herself and her co-praetor, Reyna is learning to accept that. Not a Reyna/Percy, just friendship. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Reyna R., Percy J. - Complete
What Power by KatZenSPN reviews
What power would Hell have if those imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven? One-shot sequel to "The Shadow Proclamation". SPN S4, DW through S4.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
Unexpected by Skioldr reviews
The Doctor and Amy go exploring in the TARDIS, and come across something unexpected.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Impala - Complete
Fullmetal Professor by Taneya reviews
Edward didn't think much of people who couldn't be bothered to do their own dirty work. But then, the Gate of Alchemy wasn't really much of a person, and Edward didn't have much of a choice. Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,738 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Edward E.
Why Won't He Die! by George Weasley's Ear reviews
The story of the time Voldemort kept trying to kill Captain Jack Harkness. Because apparently Mr Snake Face never learns. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Alchemist? Meet Wizard by Quicquidlibet reviews
DISCONTINUED. FMA/HP crossover. 5th yr, post-Manga. Ed and Mustang both agreed, their new orders had to be some of the weirdest in history. Or the Fuhrer was pulling a prank on them. Either one. No HP pairings, possible EdWin, possible Royai, definite parental Roy/Ed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Fred W., Edward E. - Complete
Sorry, Boy by HextheDaydreamer reviews
Kurow's last thoughts as everything slips away from him. Oneshot, character death, kind of angsty.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Chibiterasu, Kurow - Complete
Ed Elric Sues Link by n00dl3gal reviews
Link and Zelda set off to reclaim her body, but a pair of angry alchemists stand in their way.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Link, Edward E. - Complete
The Riddler by Anonymous.Crystal reviews
An ad attracted Rin's eyes. Len, a former murderer is looking for an assistant. Will Rin accept the offer? Kinda based on the songs Nazotoki / Nazokake. RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 238,490 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Heart Seeker by DarthMittens reviews
Reyna realizes her feelings for Percy and decides to confess to him. If only things could ever go as planned...One-Shot. Percy/Reyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] - Complete
Team Edward by broshipFanatic reviews
Something terrible is happening at the military. Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist and Hero of the People is ready to find out what...But then again, curiosity killed the cat.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
Bigger isn't better by Stebbi reviews
Fairy Tail's guys are virgins. Definitely. /Gruvia & Nalu/
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H., Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Don't Blink? No Problem by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Awkward by agentdouble0negative2 reviews
Stiles was sure that the person standing on his doorstep wasn't a FBI agent. He's also sure he could add Derek coming into the scene as one of the most awkward moments of his life.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dean W., Stiles S. - Complete
Presence by zealousfreak27 reviews
Eragon did not know what to think of Alphonse Elric. Crossover of Inheritance Cycle and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Alphonse E., Eragon S. - Complete
Roomies by Laetans reviews
After Team Natsu finally destroys an entire town, Makarov gives them the ultimate team-building challenge: Erza, Natsu, Lucy, Gray, and Happy have to live together. Part 4: The Job I
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
At a Diner by eclecticdinosaurs reviews
John Watson meets a resigned Dean Winchester in a small diner. Hilarity does not ensue. Minor Sherlock/John Cas/Dean. Mostly friendship.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Running by Sleeping Tiger reviews
After a scare when her family and friend's couldn't find her, Applejack's friends find themselves in an odd predicament: What is wrong with Applejack, and why won't she stop running?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Applejack - Complete
Fullmetal Hunter by EsTeLweNadia reviews
FMA/SPN. Thrown into a world far different from Amestris, Edward and Alphonse rediscover the meanings of friendship, family and what it is like to fight without Alchemy as they try to find a way to get back home. Post manga, set in SPN Season 3. Updated!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Edward E., Dean W.
The Truth About Santa by tech-17 reviews
Bartimaeus tells Nathaniel the truth about Santa Claus.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Of Salt by Tashilover reviews
John has three tattoos. One of them, is a five-pointed star with black flames.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Castiel, Sherlock H. - Complete
Torch the Wood of the Supernatural by ThomE.Gemcity-06 reviews
After the death of a friend and the sudden decline of Monsters, Dean decides to get out of 'the family business'. His plan turns to dust when he gets a mysterious call and visit from a man who calls himself Captain Jack Harkness.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Dean W., Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist : A Summoning by Ice Vixen X reviews
Edward and Alphonse had finally started living their lives back in Amestris, but a new set of homunculi cause an unforeseen string of events that lead Ed back through the gate... and into what lies beyond. Rated for violence and Ed's potty mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,347 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward E.
Little Fairy Tail by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
Curious about how Natsu became part of Fairy Tail? Well Lucy is too and according to Gray, here's the story. One shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Natsu D. - Complete
Five Times the Winchesters Saw Through The Mist by bulletproof trucker hats reviews
Just a collection of barely connected drabbles, where Sam and Dean encounter the world hiding behind the Mist. No spoilers for much of anything. Reviews are always appreciated.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Each to Each by icy roses reviews
Percy's absence is felt by the people he leaves behind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
all the beautiful things by icy roses reviews
Percy mystifies Reyna, but there is one thing she wishes she could understand.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Reyna R., Percy J. - Complete
Meeting by OhJay reviews
Partner fic. Ed and Allen both have missions to go on, and end up meeting for the first time at the train station. After talking for a little whilec, they decide to see who's more skilled in a sparing match...Oneshot implied EdxWinry and AllenxLenalee
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
To Settle a Debt by Takhissis reviews
"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,026 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward E.
Two Lives, One Story by ClosetFMAfan reviews
Two different lives, two different circumstances, two different worlds. One story. One purpose. The similarities and differences between the noble State Alchemist and the Irish Prodigy.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Artemis F., Edward E. - Complete
A Hogwarts Tail by FairyTailFamily reviews
What chaos would ensue when some of Fairy Tail goes to Hogwarts to protect it? Join Natsu and the gang as they go undercover as students and complete this troublesome mission. We hope everyone prays for the well being of Hogwarts. Order of The Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
Nightmares in the Forest by kalirush reviews
After the 456 leave Earth, Jack is wandering around the Amazon when something- or someone- comes through the rift. Serious angst. Ed whump. T for language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Edward E., Jack H. - Complete
Grieving for Sacrifice by Fang323 reviews
Warning: Do NOT read unless you have seen HetaOni. Please. America's reaction to England's sacrifice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia Hogwarts, A History by LightningZebracorn reviews
Total Hetalia fic. Human names. Only the HPverse setting is being used. Genres to be slowly incorporated. Eventual BL.Not severe. Rated T for later on. Come join the Hetalia cast at Hogwarts as they go about their day to day life, but NOT as students. ;
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - England/Britain
Semper Fidelis by BobCat reviews
A direct sequel to It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia. What was supposed to be a simple trip to Ponyville instead leads Soarin on an adventure that will determine the future of all Equestria. Will he be able to save Applejack from a horrible fate?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,004 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Soarin, Applejack - Complete
Sun Radiance by Rashelle reviews
Apollo has obtained a new favorite form. One of a young man who wholeheartedly deserves it. -Not related to my other story at all.- Just a quick oneshot. Short, but worth it.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Edward E., Apollo - Complete
100 Reasons Harry Potter Beats Twilight by Jenny123 reviews
Ah, we all love to hate Twilight. The title pretty much speaks for itself, does it not? If you're sensitive to Twilight Bashing you should probably stay away from this. Rated T for troll, and because I will most likely use adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Resolve by DesiQuiche reviews
"Life is all about resolve. Outcome is secondary. It is resolve that determines the value of your life." -Waka. Kurow was always meant for one thing. To defeat Akuro. But does he have the resolve to accept his destiny? One-shot
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurow - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
10: Bought Online By Mistake by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
The Red Room by Moonshayde reviews
While investigating a job, Dean suffers a relapse of the vampire disease. Sam and Dean must race to uncover what happened before Dean's cravings become too strong to control. Takes place in the second half of S6. Spoilers for Live Free or Twihard.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Liar by Harp Strumming Choirboy reviews
Demons lie. Demons lie. Demons lie. Demons lie and read your mind and lie more.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia by BobCat reviews
When Applejack goes with Rainbow Dash on a trip to Fillydelphia, she learns that life doesn't always go according to plan... and that can lead to something better. Applejack x Soarin 5 word summary for Equestria Daily: Eat pie, get a shipfic
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,144 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
Everything Wrong With Twilight by actressen reviews
Warning: there be bashing and ranting ahead. Rated for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Dreamer by WOWZAcoolBEANS reviews
One can think of anything when asleep. As Road Kamelot dreams, she dreams of an alternate reality where she's just a normal teenager attending high school with a kid named Allen Walker. Road/Allen, somewhat A/U.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Road C., Allen Walker - Complete
Alchemic Magic by articwolfgirl347 reviews
Edward Elric is sent on a mission to see if the claims of a wizard and witch school known as 'Hogwarts' is real, and is enrolled in it as a fifth year. Ed must report to Mustang. Using his knowlege of magic, Ed will try to use it to save his brother Al.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Edward E.
Fullmetal Salesmen by Mawlsie reviews
Roy makes Ed and Al be door-to-door salesmen...what could they be selling! I don't own anything, not even a wagon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
One last song by mimezinga reviews
Luna has a special work for Vinyl Scratch. Sad story with a grim theme
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
Simple Truth by Dragon Raptyr reviews
The Truth grinned. "They say the Truth will set you Free. Fullmetal beat me. Can you tell me why?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Truth - Complete
Edward Elric and the Goblet of Fire by 4master reviews
Hogwarts gets two new transfer students in Harry's 4th year! And they are none other than Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell. The also join as 4th years! What shall happen when our fav alchemist learns magic? Main pairings EdWin, Harry Hermoine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,506 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
FullMetal With the Order by LuckyNumbers reviews
A bored Edward Elric takes up Dumbledore on an offer to teach at Hogwarts and help the Order of the Phoenix. It soon turns out that students aren't his only problem as he has to face a toad in pink, and eventually a man so evil he puts Envy to shame.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
Idiot general by Saki-nee reviews
The general really didn't realise where he got himself into for talking to Fullmetal like that. Really, how stupid can one be?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Tempest by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed is adamant that he doesn't need a father. And it's only when he's about to lose the closest thing he has to one that he understands how very wrong he is. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Meanwhile, Elsewhere: by Lucillia reviews
Answers the question of where Jensen and Jared went while Sam and Dean tromped through their lives during The French Mistake.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Prime Directive by Dayspring reviews
"You have one obligation to me and your brother: to come home to us, no matter what you have to do, no matter who you have to hurt, no matter what or who you have to kill. You come home to us. You understand?"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Dean's Vampire Tales by smalld1171 reviews
Various chapters regarding 6x05. One theme per chapter. Thanks to all who have a look.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Alphonse, the Suit of Armor by Laora reviews
Various Christmas carols, Fullmetal-ified!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Convergence by sylveisaque reviews
Discontinued, pending complete overhaul. Once the new story is posted, I'll add a chapter to this with links, and a few months later, this will be removed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008
Ten, Jack, Queen, King by Mardy Lass reviews
Sam and Dean need to take care of a werewolf. Trouble is, there are these two nutters barging in who think it's a lupovariform. Black Impalas, white moons, blue boxes, red herrings - will the weirdness never end? Rated T for a few naughty words.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Shadow Of A Doubt by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was meant to be a simple inspection, but a disturbing dream makes Ed uneasy and fearful. His anxiety intensifies when the mission takes a dangerous turn, putting his and Mustang's lives at risk. Can he hold it together long enough to save them both?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Damage Control by Min Daae reviews
The Doctor, in trouble, in Cardiff. Jack gets involved. Therefore, so does Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
A Lesson In Science by CatsbytheGreat reviews
While in Cardiff, Sherlock and Watson have run-in with a certain Captain in a bar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Shadow by UnholyMuse reviews
Pre-Series AU. The boys are put in separate foster homes after John is sent to prison. Five years apart in very different lifestyles sees them eventually reunited. Will their bond survive after years of separation and abuse? Contains abuse & rape.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 238,420 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
No Longer With You by Kitsune Hayashi reviews
When Len gets fed up with being a Vocaloid and runs away, he expects he's going to have to get a job eventually. What he doesn't expect is that that job could be in another world!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Len K.
CSI: Maverick Hunter by The Stin reviews
Something i came up with when thinking about Zero's hair and a sittuation where it would be useful. no pairings. My first story, and it shows.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - X, Zero - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Voldiemort by LAB Rats reviews
Harry made a list. 101 ways to kill Voldemort. Wanna see?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Coffees and Captains by Firecracker-SJ reviews
One shot. The Eleventh Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness meet for the first time while Amy and Rory 'enjoy' some strange alien coffee. Jack doesn't recognize the Doctor at first and the Doctor is somewhat annoyed but definitely glad to see his old friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/23/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Man Who Lived by phantomviola reviews
If Harry Potter is The Boy Who Lived, what does that make Captain Jack Harkness?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jack H., Harry P. - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them. Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 233 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
As Seen On TV by Rhysch reviews
The Tenth Doctor finds himself in a parallel universe where he meets Sam and Dean Winchester, stars of the show 'Supernatural' back in his own universe. However, he soon discovers that in this universe, he's the TV show - the Winchesters are real!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Dean W.
Metal Men by BandGeek99 reviews
Hiccup has more in common with the town's doctor than he realizes. No pairings, drabble-ish. Spoilers for end of anime kinda and movie.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward E., Hiccup
Spirit Lights by Smudge93 reviews
Dean shares a moment with his brother that comes back to comfort him after Dean's death. Part wee!chester and part end s3/start s4.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Weakness of Dean Winchester by Synesthete314 reviews
The apocalypse is over. And really, nothing has changed. Until, "Name's Captain Jack Harkness. I've got a proposition for you." Post-CoE. Spoilers through 5.21. One-shot. Complete.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dean W., Jack H. - Complete
Captain Jack Strikes Again by JoanieSappho reviews
A short one-piece based on a random idea that had me giggling like a fool on public transportation. Let's face it, if the TARDIS really is alive, that's enough for Jack Harkness ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jack H., TARDIS - Complete
Welcome to the Machine by caithream reviews
”The truth is, the only thing that can kill an angel... is another angel." Coda to 5.18.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 370 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Crash by Mirrordance reviews
Set in the Stanford years. After a rough solo hunt, a hurting Dean camps out on Sam's couch. Sam's roommate notices a few things about Dean that Sam finds hard to hear.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Of Astonomy Towers and Chimeras by SakuraLetters reviews
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but Ed managed to escape with only an easily fixed broken leg. "You pushed Mr. Elric off of the Astronomy Tower! Just to see if he'd land on his feet?" kitty-chimera!Ed, 5th year implied
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Minerva M., Edward E. - Complete
Infrangible Road by Dayspring reviews
An AU where John stays in Lawrence and raises the boys.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,749 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Dueling club by hanjuuluver reviews
A little Lockhart bashing never hurt anyone. Well, except perhaps Lockhart. Crossover of Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter. One shot.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Host Club: VOCALOID: Data error by DementedSagacity reviews
Master was so kind to let us go to school!" Miku didn't know that this particular school was...out of the ordinary...Host Club, meet the VOCALOIDS! They're not really human but they'll show you what FUN is! Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009
Brother by Synesthete314 reviews
Dean Winchester could relate to Edward Elric, maybe more than anyone, definitely more than most. FMA/SPN crossover. Rated T for language. One-shot.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward E., Dean W. - Complete
Unusual Arrangements by mrawgirl09 reviews
Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,021 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Hunter, 20 by Reichenbach reviews
Dean and Sam meet a certain Time Agent
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Dean W., Jack H. - Complete
Shortest Straw by Napoleon Clocks reviews
Edward Elric has decided that he has the worst goddamn luck in all of Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E.
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
A Tale of Two Slackers by Kame-tan reviews
Roy teachs Komui how to get rid of paperwork...Riza teaches Lenalee how to stop that.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Roy M., Komui Lee - Complete
Boredom by addershoe reviews
Allen and Ed decide to have some fun with strip poker on a boring train ride. Crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist and D. Gray-Man. One-shot.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
Righteous Dollar Bills by Mummyluvr reviews
When Castiel woke on Dean Winchester rack to find a green-eyed boy staring at him, he realized his mission was far from over. Gen one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Exorcist and the Alchemist by SailorCardKnight reviews
-one shot, with sequel- Allen and Lavi get stranded in the country of Amestris and they happen to meet none other than the Elric brothers. (EDITED 12-16-15)
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
The Angels have the Phone Box by ladie red reviews
SPN 4x20 spoilers. The angel wore a brown pinstripe suit underneath the trademark coat, his head cocked to one side, watching Dean with his face a mask of understanding and complete befuddlement, both seemingly at the same time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
Right in the Kisser by Amarielah reviews
In which Jack Harkness is attacked by a stranger with a chip on his shoulder.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward E., Jack H. - Complete
7 Things the Human Doctor Inherited from Donna by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
companion to 7 Things Donna Noble Inherited from the Doctor. Rose discovers there might be a bit too much of Donna in the Human Doctor than they orginally thought
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Not Hungry by staceycj reviews
Sam finds out why Dean eats everything in sight. S1
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Art of Balance by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dedicated to and written for charis-kalos. Dean 21, Sam 16. Sam is given a writing assignment in English class which leads him to make unsettling discoveries about his family. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Short and the Shorter by Reo9 reviews
Crack-fic, one-shot, 100 words more or less: like title suggests short Edward meets the shorter Yugi. Rated for one word.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Yūgi M., Edward E. - Complete
Sleep by Mummyluvr reviews
Dean had been happy, had been safe. He’d had a family. He’d been loved. They’d taken it all away from him, and he just wanted it back. Alternate ending for 4.17.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Future Perfect In Past by Veldeia reviews
Dead Weevils and an unconscious Doctor amount to a mystery more challenging and less straightforward than usual for the Torchwood team. Doctor Who/Torchwood crossover, takes place post Journey's End for the Doctor, but before the end of S2 for TW.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Genius by adder574 reviews
Why does Dean hide his intelligence?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Dark Woods Circus by Enemy of Righteousness reviews
What if Ed and Al's mother never died?What if they never lost Al's body and Ed's arm and leg to a transmutation?What if,instead, they visited the Dark Woods Circus.Based on the Vocaloid video:Dark Woods Circus.Oneshot/Songfic.Vocaloid Cross over.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
For You, Too by Nari-nick reviews
Kitty hates Christmas and can't believe that Bartimaeus likes it. So he tells her a Christmas Story. Just a little belated Christmas present for you.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
7 Things Donna had Inherited from the Doctor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just because he erased her memories didn't mean he erased his habits. seven huge habits come out constantly, followed with little quirks all from the's driving Sylvia and Wilf insane.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Donna N., Sylvia N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Comic Life by Elflocks reviews
Dean took an art class in high school, but Sam just thought it was so he could goof off. He's about to find out otherwise.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by Smudge93 reviews
A little take on Sam's final moments before he buries his brother. Dark and angsty. Spoilers for the start of season 4
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Prohecies Intertwined by Demonelf reviews
This is a FullMetal Alchemist-Harry Potter crossover. Edward Elric goes through the gate in an attempt to get his brother's body back and ends up falling into a world of magic thanks to some help by Voldermort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Capslock Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by Overskill reviews
Clearly a crossover with the Potterverse. Short-short farcical parody. For some reason Edward and Alphonse are at Hogwarts during Harry's fifth year. A beautiful friendship starts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Clues by Lindenharp reviews
Captain Jack Harkness never met a puzzle that he didn't want to solve, and the Doctor is the most intriguing puzzle he's ever encountered. Missing scene s following "The Doctor Dances".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Nadean by Rae666 reviews
Before their world crashed down around them, Mary Winchester always wanted a daughter. When Dean wakes up as the wrong sex, Sam is having the time of his life mocking his big ‘sister’ and the boys have to take a pit stop to figure things out. NO WINCEST!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,322 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by kmfrank reviews
In the midst of the battle in the Department of Mysteries in Harry's fifth year, he is knocked into a large hourglass and hit with five Killing Curses from the Death Eaters. He wakes up in the streets of an unfamiliar London. Where is he? What happened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,040 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P.
Trash by Mummyluvr reviews
Dean’s got a new hobby, one that takes his mind off things and reminds him of happier times. He’s just got to hide it from his dad. Too bad he messed up. Pre-series one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Back To Me by Mummyluvr reviews
One month after Sam leaves for Stanford, Dean almost dies alone. Good thing his little brother has weird dreams, huh? One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Regret by adder574 reviews
Written for the fan fic challenge. John finds out that Dean applied to college.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Hesitant Return by edPod reviews
Five years after Ed dies, Truth revives him with good intentions at heart, but Ed is reluctant to leave. A series of accidents lead Ed to take on a new identity to fool everyone as they struggle with the uncanny likeness the newcomer has with their own Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Absent by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
Sorry, he said quietly, a small hum in his tone. Pointing at himself, he continued, He's not here any more. Pride!Ed One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Little Boy Lost by silver ruffian reviews
Summary: Sam wasn’t the only Winchester infant infected with the Demon’s blood.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Today is the day by Buddhahead reviews
Based on the fan-game Bluebird's Illusion, after Veggie!Ed ending.Slight royxed. COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Unforeseen Destiny by Millie M. Banshee reviews
Take's place after Ed goes through the Gate & n year 3 of Harry Potter. Ed's going to Hogwarts for the year. Magic is still new to him & he doesn't like all that much. He has a lot to deal with being compared to his late father. To be redirected shortly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
John Just Has That Effect on People by deangirl1 reviews
Why did Bobby pull the shotgun on John?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Dean W., Bobby S.
Mischievous Ed by edPod reviews
Winry gave Ed new gadgets. He tests them on Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Fanfic Guide to Fullmetal Fanfiction by Ayumi Elric reviews
Fullmetal Fanfiction got you down? Just not writing the way you want to? Having trouble because you don't have the amount of reviews that you want? Come learn to improve your fanfics, open to both noobs and veterans and all in between!Because Ed says to!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Twas The Night Before Christmas by Jade Summers reviews
A Fullmetal spin on the old poem of Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Say Hi To Kitty For Me How? by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Oneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Authority by edPod reviews
Mustang's rank gave him power over the lowerclasses. Not everyone is happy with that.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Cycle Continues by Leoanda Taylor reviews
Oneshot. Okay, so not many people are happy with the ending. Anyway, this is what may have happened at Bartimaeus' next summoning. Please R&R! Thank you!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Hope by Mystery Muse MMX reviews
Sigma finds a use for everything, even a crazed blond Maverick known as Zero...
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Open Mind for a Different View by psychochick1 reviews
Letting Dean loose unattended in a bookstore, while enlightening, can be hazardous to Sam's mental health. A character study inspired by a book, Metallica and Philosophy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
That Bloodred Stone by sessha-chan reviews
In a search for the Philosopher's Stone Edward is sent to a most unusual school. Can Edward create the Stone without sacrificing thousands? Can he do it without revealing who he really is? Can he do it and not screw up? HPFMA. AUish. Romanceless
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Scry For You by Regaime Seishi reviews
Ed is stuck on the other side of the Gate, looking for a way home. En route to see a rocket scientist he is shoved into the world of Harry Potter. There he discovers scrying, a magical skill he comes to depend on. But will it be enough to save his world?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
No Illusion by o0whitelily0o reviews
[Based off Bluebird's Illusion][Post Veggie!Ed ending, oneshot] Big Brother, you may be gone, but you aren't dead. You'll come back. I'll make sure of it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Fullmetal Fowl by Regaime Seishi reviews
A dusty book opens the door to a new hope. Ed and AL descover how to transport themselves with alchemy. however, they don't exactly end up in the right place. where they DO end up throws them into another epic adventure. fullmetal and artemis fowl xover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
No Trace of Existence by XWingAce reviews
Jack Harkness goes to check up on a man answering the description of the Doctor who met Queen Victoria. He finds a schoolteacher. Spoilers for Human Nature
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Straight From The Heart by Mummyluvr reviews
He'd always been special. He just kind of forgot. Thanks to recent events, though, Dean's past is coming back to haunt him, bringing along some unwanted baggage in the form of his own freaky psychic powers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Metal and Fire of Hogwarts by Roze Alchemist reviews
Roy and Ed are sent to Hogwarts on a new mission, is there a lead on the philosopher's stone? Do they need to protect Harry Potter, or is all of this just a scam? Read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2005
Apples by SciFiNutTX reviews
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Is Dean really thick, or does he just want to appear that way? A bored Sam is about to find out. complete
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
We are the Ones that Will Make You Feel Better by SpookyClaire reviews
Hurt!Dean, Protective!Sam and John [Wee!Chesters, Dean is 16.5, Sam is 13] Something’s wrong with Dean, but John and Sam don’t know what it is. It’s not until Dean gets hurt and has to go to the hospital that they find out. [Warning: Sexual Abuse]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Fruits Basket by shoesofgold reviews
What happens when Colonel Roy Mustang gets a letter from Albus Dumbledore? Contains characters from Harry Potter, Full Metal Alchemist, and Fruits Basket.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Living Expenses by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries. Scholarships don't pay for everything. When you're not talking to your family, that makes summer the worst time of the year.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
Dean's Very Bad Day by graceandfire reviews
Okay, I have been sucked into the genderswapping fic. Yes, I am ashamed. Rated M for strong language, this is Dean after all, and because I have no idea where genderswap falls on the ratings scale. This is NOT wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Jade S. Lee reviews
[FMAHarry Potter Crossover][AU] Hermione Granger has found herself intrigued by the new professor at Hogwarts, Edward Elric. As she tries to learn more about the mysterious Professor Elric, she finds out more than she bargained for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
What Moms Do by Ridley C. James reviews
Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Chipping Away by Thru Terry's Eyes reviews
Winner of Best Story, SNFA awards, Round 2. Preseries. What happened in the days before Sam left for Stanford. It's affect on everyone as the situation spirals out of control. Complete!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 386 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Queezle by Ananaka reviews
About what happened to Bartimaeus' friend Queezle during the attack of the Golem; And what happened afterward... Complete.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Can Sins Get Drunk? by Kaira-chan reviews
[Spoilers for Anime!Pride] Pride and Envy bring home booze.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Envy, Lust - Complete
A Literal Plummet into The Magical World reviews
Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Nico DiAngelo take a lift to Olympus, and end up skydiving into the Quidditch pitch of Hogwarts. Confused? So am I! Takes place in the world of Harry Potter in Goblet of Fire. Cussing is censored which is why this fic is rated T. I DO NOT OWN PJO OR HP! No pairings yet. Read to find out why two Percy the Prefects was a definitely not spiffing idea
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,570 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.