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To spread his light by Simpli reviews
"No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe", Missionaries are skilled in oration, manipulation, and subtly changing a culture to bring it into line with the Imperial Cult, replacing the gods of the existing pantheon with Imperial Saints, they are also often skilled warriors not above the use of brute force.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,057 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12h - Published: 9/30/2014
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,221 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 269,856 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 1/24 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,340 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 4/21 - Revan, Darth Malak
Songs gone Unsung by Aleycat4eva reviews
Side stories from 'Of the River and the Sea'. Includes canon snippets that didn't quite fit, AU's of the story, and crack. SI/OC. Shenanigans. It's all shenanigans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 4/29 - Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 486,272 - Reviews: 8846 - Favs: 7,503 - Follows: 7,231 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Maybe a Vacation by kittyloaf reviews
Consider this an Omake sequel (way in the future) to Maybe A Dream written for myself to blow off steam. This is not serious at all. Please don't read this. Oh God how do I delete stories?
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/9 - OC, Skitter
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen. [We're going to fill in some blanks later, don't worry.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 112,847 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
Strawberry by Lore55 reviews
They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,185 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 11/30/2014 - OC, Naruto U.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,665 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Vincent Crabbe Saves Westeros by Ynyr reviews
After his humiliating death at the Battle of Hogwarts, Vincent Crabbe is given a second chance at life by the Gods. But can one simple Death Eater really change the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros for the better?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 7/21
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 16th arc is about changes.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 136 - Words: 191,701 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Runner by CompYES reviews
"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,048 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Vigil by Peptuck reviews
Mankind has survived its crucible, and while scarred and changed by the Ethereals, they advance into the cosmos. The galaxy beyond is a place of wonder and terror, of wealth and strife. Amid the threats and opportunities, both within and without, XCOM remains vigilant. Mass Effect/XCOM/Eclipse Phase/FEAR/Destiny fusion.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,167 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 9/2/2014
Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 156,707 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
1692 and All That by Publicola reviews
A Memorable History of Magic, comprising all the parts you can remember from Binns and Bagshot, including 103 Goblin Rebellions, 5 Chocolate Frog Cards, and 2 Genuine Facts. A companion piece to "Magical Me," inspired by my 'Map of Magical Europe.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 5/3/2014 - OC, C. Binns, Bathilda B.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 7,225 - Follows: 7,896 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,911 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Day One by Lapsed Pacifist reviews
The last thing I remember was listening to the doctors at the ER talk about "hypovolemic shock" and something about trauma and - well, it didn't sound good, you know? When I next woke up, a tall woman in a lab coat was flashing a light into my eyes and calling me Sasuke. [OC, semi-SI. No godlike powers. Info/warnings at the top of first chapter.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,274 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sasuke U., OC
Once More With Feeling by Unstoppable Hanger reviews
24-year-old computer programmer is reincarnated as a background character. Her first life was nothing special, but she's determined her second one will be. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,093 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Ami
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,290 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,550 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Falling Iron by Arthur Hansen reviews
Tony Stark fell from the sky after defeating Loki's allies at the end of Avengers (the Movie). It's too bad he didn't get back to his Earth, but instead fell into a city named Brockton Bay to collide and change the fate of one girl. But she wants to be hero, not just normal, bullied Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,812 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
What Happened to Maria Adams Then by CleverNickname reviews
A fanfic of Child of the CREEPER by Fnxmoon. From now on the rest of the story will be summarized in broad strokes due to the length of the story and my difficulties with writing.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,926 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 3/18/2007
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/13 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/13 - [Naruto U., Kaguya O.]
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto. -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,102 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
The Senshi Files: Silver Warden by Irritus185 reviews
When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,249 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, H. Dresden
Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,294 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 4/26 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Orochimaru, OC
Scarlet Waters by RubyNightsGavlyn reviews
Being reborn into the Bloody Mist wasn't good for one's psyche. [OC SI]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,144 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 6/13/2014 - OC
Meh, I can take them all! by wkz reviews
Worm is a story containing Superheroes! Angst! It gets worse! Villains! Grief! It gets worse! Warlords! Bullies! Monsters! It gets even worse! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! Face-heel turns! The End of the World! And Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's rewind to the start, add a little something more. Stir thoroughly, bake, and serve. Mmm... cake...
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 77,985 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Saitama
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 193,000 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Hammer On The Stone by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic. Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of the Crown Prince of Asgard. After Odin casts it to Midgard instead of handing it to Loki, Mjolnir determines that Odin has found both his sons unworthy and begins to analyze the Midgardians who present themselves as candidates for the throne. Ah, here is one who has made a study of rulership!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/21 - Thor, Darcy L., Odin
Drops in the Ocean by Ganurath reviews
A Naruto SI following the life of a Kiri nin, with two updates a day. One hundred and fifty words per update as of genin promotion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 113 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/23 - OC - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,567 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 6,717 - Follows: 7,883 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,343 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Brockton Bay's Gamer by storybookknight reviews
In a world of magic and martial arts, Han Jee-Han was The Gamer, a person of potentially unlimited magical talent. In Earth Bet, he's 'just' a parahuman. In Brockton Bay, he has the potential to change the course of events - though not necessarily for the better.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/19
Burning Twice As Bright by Delusional Fishies reviews
Wake up sharing Azula's body, and the world is your playground.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,320 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Azula
Winter Cherry by Eimii reviews
Every ninja wants some special technique or talent that they can call their own; it's practically an unspoken rule that you have to have one to make a name for yourself in the world (or at least to survive for very long in it.) Unfortunately, the best tricks often come down to who your parents were- but there's always one jackass who just can't keep it in his pants... (AU: Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/29 - Sakura H. - Complete
Running in the Shadows by Igornerd reviews
In a world of science, advanced technology and cyberspace hackers, powerful corporations control the world. Deciding the fates of masses that inhabit the urban sprawls. Yet in the corners of society, the ostracized live their lives in secret, running in the shadows. AU. Rated T for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,348 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Naruto U.
World Too Small by DarthAmmonite reviews
When you are seven and a half feet tall-not including the horns-the human world is a little too small for your liking. Particularly the chairs. (M for inevitably foul Iron Bull dialog/bondage/etc.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/6 - [Iron Bull, Inquisitor] Dorian, Varric T.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30537 - Favs: 16,978 - Follows: 14,699 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Memory Of The Wind by UntiedHeartbeat reviews
The first time Sakura realized she was attracted to Uzumaki Naruto, her idiot of a teammate, she poked herself in the eye with a chopstick. NaruSaku (AU/Canon)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Team Seven
A Song of Fire and Fire by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers with Burnscar's power. After a confrontation with a hero goes wrong, she must choose between her ideals and her new companions. Is Taylor destined for the Birdcage, or can she build a new life with the help of Canary and Lung?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/14 - Skitter, Lung, Burnscar, Canary - Complete
Tear Apart, Stitch Together by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers with Shatterbird's power. Her hero, Alexandria, is called in to face the threat. Can Alexandria help Taylor find redemption? And can Brockton Bay survive the new Slaughterhouse Nine?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/14 - Skitter, Tattletale, Alexandria, Shatterbird - Complete
Stranger than Fanfiction by Da-Guru reviews
Poor Shinji's hearing voices now...well, voice...specifically my voice. Enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shinji I.
The Butcher's Bill by storybookknight reviews
Quarrel was allergic to bee stings, and now Taylor is the Butcher - but the Administrator shard is strong enough to hold off the voices in her head, for now. What will Taylor do, when circumstances conspire to keep her on the wrong side of the law?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,672 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/19/2014
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Three Friends by UntiedHeartbeat reviews
Being reborn into the world of Naruto and trying not to die is one thing, but having to deal with two knuckleheads who have no idea how to treat a lady is going over the line! [Self-insert as Ino, slow romance, SxI]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/25 - [Ino Y., OC, Shikamaru N.] Chōji A.
Know the Mutant, Kill the Mutant (Idea) by Simpli reviews
Warning: This is only the idea for an story, a quickly (2 hour), scribbled plot idea: psyker, mutants & God-Emperor hinted at. This does not represent a real first chapter either, should I make a real story out of this, please keep that in mind and I look forward to your feed back
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/6/2014
The Grey by Against.The.Current reviews
"Helgen is done for and and I am calling a complete ceasefire as of this moment." Pacifism has the ironic tendency of throwing those who practice it directly into the line of fire. A SI story about walking the grey line between morality and destruction.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/10
The Drawing Board by Against.The.Current reviews
Opening chapters of Self-Insert or Original Character stories from various fandoms which I may or may not continue in the future. So far: Naruto, Skyrim, Final Fantasy VII, Pokémon, The Walking Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,123 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/22/2013
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
survival of the fittest by cywscross reviews
[Part 1 of Unexpected, You and I (But Not Unwelcome)] Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she's moved right on to pissed off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 406 - Published: 1/5 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 7,750 - Follows: 7,979 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,259 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 6/15/2012
Like Pinwheels in the Wind by XxZuiliu reviews
"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Orochimaru, Sakumo H., OC
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Cold waters by erimies reviews
Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 437 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,299 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Vintage Season by Worldmaker reviews
After everyone dies in the final battle against the First Evil and its aftermath, Dawn Summers makes a deal with D'Hoffryn, granting her wish for a new chance at putting things right, and perhaps saving the lives of her family and friends in the process. Rated M for language use and later scenes of a sexual nature.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,933 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 5,291 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 196,874 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Of Fae and Men by Levhitor reviews
When you hear of the Fae - Fairies and Elves- you think either of cute little pixies fluttering happily around humans, of small creatures that let you fly by using the power of love and friendship. Peaceful and ethereal beautiful humanoids with long ears, experts in archery and protectors of mankind. That is Wrong. So, so wrong.
Crossover - DC Elseworlds & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 11/18/2014
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,059 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 5,185 - Follows: 6,491 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Blame it on the Moon by Tozette reviews
Itachi likes cats and, in hindsight, that's probably his first mistake. Crack.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Play to Your Best Card by JakeCrown reviews
(Abandoned)A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Re-write is up.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,762 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Cestoda by hobonisuru reviews
An assortment of various glimpses into possibility. Sad, silly, horror, or happy. This is something of a mixed bag.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/29/2014
Polaris by XxZuiliu reviews
It's curious, how even the tiniest ripples in the ocean of the cosmic universe can stir the waves of reality. SI OC, drabble-ish format. [COMPLETE] Ch12 AN: "Sequel" up!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,951 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Squalo S., Timoteo/Vongola IX/Vongola Nono, Xanxus, OC - Complete
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Birthright by Marz1 reviews
It's another mouth to feed. It's another target on their backs. John thinks it's a resource. Dean thinks it needs their protection. Sam thinks she's his friend.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
Fuin Kenkyu Shotai by outlawpoet reviews
Time Travel is harder than it looks. A desperate research programme (by the Fuin Kenkyu Shotai - Sealing Research Group) in a devastated Konoha results in the ability to send back a message, but it is received by an unexpected person. Crackfic-ish, no apologies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Tenten, Tsunade S.
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
A&B by Lavanya Six reviews
One-shot prompt fill: Armsmaster was busy in his lab when the call for Lung went out, so Taylor's first Protectorate interaction was with Assault & Battery. (AU, post 1.05)
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Skitter
Senkei by XxZuiliu reviews
It's a miracle in itself that life extends beyond death. But in reality, reincarnation in the time of the warring clans is a curse, not a blessing. Self-Insert OC. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,964 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - OC - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
A Butterfly Does Not Flap It's Wings by thegreatpl reviews
Sometimes, a butterfly flapping its wings can change the world. however, what happens when a butterfly does NOT flap it's wings? A small event can have wide reaching changes. Here, Emma does not hang up on Taylor when she is attacked by the ABB.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/20/2014
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Incarnation by hobonisuru reviews
We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Skitter
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Queen by thegreatpl reviews
Taylor gets Mental Out (aka Queen)'s powers from A Certain Scientific Railgun instead of her canon powers. (minus the telepathy). Pretty much a revenge fic for the first few chapters from Sophia's point of view. Warning: contains some pretty twisted characters. And mindrape. Lots and lots of Mindrape.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
The Senshi File: Red Eye by Irritus185 reviews
[Prequel to The Senshi Files: Silver Warden] It was supposed to be a simple job - find a kid's family. Of course, the kid had to be from Japan, one of two plane crash survivors, and the only lead was the other survivor of the plane crash. Poor Harry; he should know by now that when he's involved, things are only gonna get tougher and a bit more...supernatural.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Ascend to Heaven by SixPerfections reviews
Sakura has a Kekkei Genkai. Sakura-centric. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Renegade Fireman Superhero Kisame by Tozette reviews
In which Kisame refuses Obito's recruitment speech and leaves Mist to find his real calling. Crack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
Several Things You're Not Looking For by Tozette reviews
In which there are almost-certainly-forbidden jutsu, Itachi is trying to have a peaceful afterlife, Sasuke loses his mind (probably), Tsunade is out of sake and being Hokage is the worst job ever. (Occasional horror themes. Silliness now continues with a second chapter about Sasuke learning to... adjust.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Itachi U., Tsunade S., Team Seven - Complete
Noble Savage by Syroc reviews
A young tribal warrior is about to find out that some things aren't as they seem. And others will find out that war never changes.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Shepard (M)
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not Your Kind of Trouble by Marz1 reviews
Bobby says its not a gremlin, and that we're idiots." "What did he say about the military guys?" "He said to send him a postcard from Gitmo." Sam and Dean get caught between the N.I.D. and a girl that shoots lightning, an angry clone, and the FBI.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Cassandra F., Sam W.
Templar by Agayek reviews
In every life, there is a choice. In every choice, a contradiction. One to flourish, the other to wither. Every man must choose their own way. Good men carefully seek the best path. Great men forge the only path.
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,623 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Skitter
Through other eyes by lucife56 reviews
Oneshots related to my fic Hacia el sol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012
Teen Titans: A Pokegirl Adventure by Ifrit Morningstar reviews
Someone had attacked Titan Tower. To save herself and Robin from burning to death, she used her powers to escape to her home dimension, but the spell goes wrong and instead they are thrown into a world unlike anything they'd ever imagine: the world of Pokégirls. Robin/Raven Harem. Rated M for a very good reason, people!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/10/2014 - OC, Raven, Robin
Vader's Own by Malicean reviews
Lord Vader promotes skill, not wealth or connections. The Dark Lord's favor, nonetheless, conveys a certain political pull. A simple soldier might find himself far beyond his usual social circles that way. Though, that's just the start of his troubles…
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,593 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Leia O., General Veers, Bail O. - Complete
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,605 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010
Hatching by reality deviant reviews
what if the events at Arcadia were just a little different?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Skitter, Clockblocker
A Very Naruto Christmas by JellyfishBlues reviews
Naruto decided that was going to have the best ninja-christmas ever. One thing led to another. :: AU/Goblin spinoff ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fiend, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Green Sun by logiccosmic reviews
[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.
Crossover - Worm & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skitter
Pink Parasite by 88mph reviews
During the Genin test Sakura awakens a blood limit that could make her more hated than the Uchiha's copying ability. As her hopes and dreams for the future shatter, she finds support in an unlikely knuckle-headed teammate. She has to hide the truth even as the village scrutinizes the newest additions to the notorious legacy of Team 7. Oh and she discovers the joy of ramen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Sweeping Feet by Memory25 reviews
Girl meets alien. Alien attacks girl. Girl screams. Captain America comes to the rescue! Girl swoons. Then assassinates Tony Stark with her food. Don't worry, it'll make sense. SI/OC insert.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC
Arc by Farmerbob1 reviews
Fanfic based on "Worm" by Wildbow. A middle-aged high voltage lineman becomes a parahuman after nearly dying due to electrocution. He's never paid much attention to parahumans. Not only does he have a lot to learn about himself and his new powers, he has pretty much everything to learn about the cape community.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Plea by BF110C4 reviews
Upon discovery that the bully who had been tormenting her is the hero Shadow Stalker Taylor became disillusioned of the world of Capes before actually entering it. Willing to give one last chance to humanity and the system she goes to the heart of the PRT with a single plea.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Zero's Wild Card by Stormedge reviews
In which the Courier, ruler of Vegas, becomes the familiar of Louise the Zero. Trapped in a world he knows nothing about and bound to a girl with a list of issues longer than his arm, the Courier must adapt to survive. Or perhaps the world will have to adapt to him. Either way, the chips are down now. Halkeginia will never be the same. WildCard!Courier
Crossover - Fallout & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,658 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Courier, Louise
For a Season by Spoiled Sweet reviews
As far as Sakura's concerned, she has more than a paycheck coming to her after being personally requested by the Mizukage and shipped off to Mist as part of a diplomatic deal. After all, a team of painfully green medics is one thing, but she draws a line at tetchy, old hunter-nin. Crack, character study, crack, friendship, and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ao, Sakura H.
Blind Justice by storybookknight reviews
When faced with the choice between destroying the world and surrendering his pride, Sasuke finally abandoned his hatred. Now, he's been given a second chance to rebuild his clan, avenge his family, and create a brighter future for Konoha. But without the Sharingan, things won't be as easy as the first time around. Deadfic, free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sasuke U.
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
The Art of Failure by Emerald Ashes reviews
With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Jack - Complete
The Easy Choice by Emerald Ashes reviews
You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Family Thing by Emerald Ashes reviews
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Irish Vampires, Being Integra's Heir, and Other Reasons I Hate My Life by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
The Battle of London ended decades ago. The Hellsing Organization's secrecy ended with it. Now, Integra has sent her successor-to-be on his first mission – to investigate an outbreak in Ireland. Alas, growing up as a medical experiment in a household where his only male role model turns into a teenage girl and eats people might have left a few gaps in Cyril Hellsing's education…
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013
Will is Everything by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/22/2013
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Back to Basics by Schwep reviews
Naruto finds a new teacher for the Chunin exam. One who won't show him powerful jutsus or give him great powers but instead beat into his thick skull that he is supposed to be a ninja. Less powerful ninja in a less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 340 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Team Seven
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Plot Bunnies Shop by Meinos Kaen reviews
Collection of Plot-Bunnies and One-Shots. If you'd like to take a plot bunny home, instructions and guidelines for adoption are inside. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Forge by ForgerOfLies reviews
Repository of plot bunnies that infest thy brain. They will stay here until I have time to write them or someone adopts the bunny. Mostly Naruto-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U.
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Ciaphas Cain and Commander Shepard: Blame the Eldar by Full-Paragon reviews
When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - C. Cain, Shepard (F)
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 1,102 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Kitty Kwest - The Adventures of Lord Tyranicus by Biigoh
Otherwise known as I got bored and started doing a Quest Thread on Space Battles...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,707 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sailor Moon
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Saito Dies at the End by Jack Mackerel reviews
Stop. Don't read this story. It might be too late already - I think that's how some kid named Saito and my best friend John got into this mess, fighting complete dicks in armor in some faraway land. Trash your computer, because if you don't, you'll be stuck here with us. (Two stoners and a Japanese kid save Halkeginia from eldritch daemons... and themselves.)
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & John Dies at the End - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Saito, John
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,056 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 11,143 - Follows: 10,456 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,128 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
What If? by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto has failed in the first retrieval attempt of Sasuke, and in the process been abandoned by the people who he thought loved him the most. Turning his back on his home, Naruto discovers new friends/enemies that will change him...NaruXharem.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,319 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Problem by Power of Touch reviews
When she was just a baby Hinata was heavily affected by the Kyuubi's chakra she needs to be near Naruto. Now he's returned from his training trip and the need has grown to be very, very powerful. Lemons in later chapters, you have been warned. Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Three Minutes to Midnight by Hardcore Heathen reviews
Naruto begins his genin career under the tutelage of Mitarashi Anko. He quickly learns that he has never hated anyone this much in his entire life. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
KOTORtype by Laluzi reviews
How would events have panned out if Alex Mercer was present at Peragus? A series of snippets; Prototype x KOTOR II.
Crossover - Star Wars & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,695 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Atton R., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Reading On by Razamataz22 reviews
After having finished learning the Kage Bunshin, Naruto delves further into the forbidden scroll, accidentally unleashing the army of Sukebe upon the elemntal nations. NarutoxPokegirl crossover; EveryonexHarem
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Lady Ex Officers' Lounge by Malicean reviews
Because people asked for more Veers/Piett interaction. With the occasional side of Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - F. Piett, Darth Vader
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 400 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Dark Times by Lord Raine reviews
Seeking his ultimate fate after solving the mystery of his own murder, Harry Dresden is flung back in time by Uriel to set right the imbalances created by the Fallen. Can he save a fracturing world from it's doom? And what might it cost him to do so?
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/27/2011 - H. Dresden
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Cursed Black Pills by Thrae Elddim reviews
We all know that Davy Blair got bumped from the Titanic's roster the day or so before departure. This is how he came to appreciate the unintended favor, thanks to two black balls of who-knows-what from god-only-knows-where.
Crossover - Titanic & John Dies at the End - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Wesley's Mulligan by Hotpoint reviews
Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,991 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Wesley W.
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Never Free by Lord Raine reviews
Years ago, a terrible truth came to light, and the truth changed everything. Now, years have passed, and an exile has ended. But the darkness rises, and the future of the world rests in his hands. But are they hands of a demon, a man, or something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 4,953 - Follows: 1,780 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Secrets by filkertom reviews
He's the Dark Lord, she's the broken thing at his feet. As far as anyone knows. Warnings: somewhat rough yet consensual sex, d/s, a little dub-con, some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Minute Insanity by Chasing2morrow reviews
Naruto blinked at the two men. The two men blinked back. "Uh... Hi," Naruto said, still staring at the strangers. They said something which he could not understand. Naruto really needed to stop hanging around Jiraiya. Short crack oneshot.
Crossover - Naruto & John Dies at the End - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Dave - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
The End of Sasuke Uchiha by kiraiakuma reviews
Sasuke has had it. Forget revenge, forget everything. All he wanted was one last battle, a cool death. But nooo, everybody was conspiring against him. So he takes his death into his own hand. Hopefully this time it will stick. Slightly, read very, OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Dancing and Robot Repair by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. A Tech Priest finds there are very good reasons why artificial intelligences are blasphemous. Warhammer40k/Borderlands crossover
Crossover - Warhammer & Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Claptrap - Complete
Life with an Orange Menace by kiraiakuma reviews
Pranking civilians is easy, Naruto found out early. However walking the easy path was never his style. So he attempts to prank ninja. That is as hard as it sounds, as some of them are going to show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Excuse in Accomplishment by kiraiakuma reviews
After the Forest of Death Naruto tries to get Kakashi to train him. But Kakashi has to train Sasuke, so how does he get out of this without hurting his students feelings... too much?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Formal Declaration by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little scenario I was inspired to write.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Four New HorsePersons of the AntiApocalypse by SenorTact reviews
A nice and accurate story about a friendly meeting by the side of the road X. with 'Good Omens'
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Butterfly's Wings by Owl344 reviews
Miles' life is good. He's got a wife, kids-and almost as important, Gregor has the same. His mother and father are in the best of health, as are his brother, sister-in-law and nephews. He loves his work as an Imperial Auditor. The absolute last thing he wanted was to wake up in a parallel universe, fifteen years ago. Especially when his other self wants to be an actor...
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008
Blood Lines by SenorTact reviews
Faith, Xander, and crew go to Gotham to investigate a series of murders, but there are other surprises waiting for them. BTVSBatman crossover
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Xander H., Faith L.
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Great Ninja Onizuka by Lousy Poet Automaton reviews
A mysterious civilian's presence changed the course of Iruka's destiny, and through him, that of the world. Iruka becomes a reflection of what he could have always been, and brings out the same in his students. Naruto/GTO/Hokuto Shinken/Azumanga Daioh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Iruka U. - Complete
Twelve Steps to a Better YouAnd a Toaster by SenorTact reviews
A sequel in spirit to 'Halfrek's Gift'. Yet another missing scene that may have been left on the cutting room floor
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Xander H., Faith L.
Butterfly Wings by Bjorn reviews
Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Orochimaru
Hobo Potter by Marz1 reviews
The good news: I think I've managed to ditch Lestrange. The bad news: I still haven't figured out how to beg for spare change in Bulgarian.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P.
The Right Technology by Marcus Rowland reviews
When Xander meets a stranger in a small British town, it's the start of a grand adventure...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Wallace and Gromit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Take by SenorTact reviews
The actions of 'Graduation Day pt1' have some long term ramifications
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
NOT a satisfactory ending by Malicean reviews
SW Republic Commando. You read the title, if you played the game, you'll know what I mean: a lost brother. Since LucasArts stubbornly refuses to bring up a mission disc, I had to set some things right.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Halfrak's Gift by SenorTact reviews
Something that my have been left on the editing room floor for 'Hell's Bells'
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
Sweet Revenge by SenorTact reviews
Xander will have his revenge...Oh, yes. Revenge will be his...Sorta
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
One night in the grocery store by liliaeth reviews
A Sunnydale night from the pov of a grocery clerk
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
I'll Protect You Until I Die! by Eimii reviews
Things go from bad to worse during the Third Exam prelims, and there's something odd about Sakura today... (slight crossover w/?)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2003
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