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Joined 02-12-12, id: 3717475, Profile Updated: 05-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Hey guys i'm Samantha (call me Sam though or else) can you guess my favorite book ever????? If you cant there is something wrong with you;p well its the Mortal Instruments. Well, i really want to be a writer. No matter what people say about my dreams, their mine and i wont back down. That includes 90% of the guys i know in my new and old school. But I have a back up plan to become an English teacher if that dosnt work out. My pic is of my favorite creature in the world, a Faerie!

So this is me:

Age: 14

Birthday: September 23

Location: Planet Earth (or is it somewhere else???????????)

Likes: Reading, Writeing, The Beach, Manga, BLEACH(its a manga not the cleaner that would be weird), Music, fluff, Fanfiction, Kon, narwhales, hanging with my friends, visiting my grandparents in Virginia, and other stuff too but its such a long list I'm ending here.

Dislikes: JUSTIN BIEBER, homophobes, idiotic people at my school(*cough*andrew*cough*), sports, gym, belibers, Sam P, and anything else along these lines

Music: Where to start, Maroon 5, Glee, Avril Lavine, LMFAO, Micheal Jackson XD, Pittbull, and just anything to dance to( even though I'm a horrible dancer i just love to be crazy!)

t.v./movies: Glee, Bones, House, and Crimminal Minds. I hate reality TV its sooo stupid. As for movies, Warm bodies, Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Les Misriables, Pitch Perfect, and more!

Books: The Mortal Instruments, Cirque Du Freak, Rangers Apprentice, Hunger Games, The Infernal Devices, warriors, Percy Jackson, Fable Heaven, Beautiful Creatures series, Graceling, Fire, Bitterblue, The Halo books, and a lot more!

For any manga reader like me who have read Tokyo Crazy Paridise(if you havent you should) I HATED THE ENDING!!!! I'm scared now for the ending of Skip Beat cuz its the same writer. If you have read Bleach then good for you cuz its amazeing!!!!! So sad its coming to an end... But Gintama cheers me up!

To the people who like Warriors, I'm sad it ended but the ending was AMAZING! No i wont spoil the ending for those who havent read it though.;)

UPDATE FOR COB MOVIE!!! Relese date: August 23 2013 one month before my B-Day EARLY B-DAY PRESENT

Jace: Jamie Cambell Bower

Clary: Lily Collins

Isabelle: Jemima West

Magnus: Godfrey Gao

Alec: Kevin Zegers

Simon: Robert Sheehan

Max: Unknown

Jocelyn: Lena Headey

Luke: Aiden Turner

Mayrse: Unknown

Robert: Unknown

Hodge: Jared Harris

Valentine: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Pangborn: Kevin Durand

Blackwell: Robert Maillet

Madame Dorthea: CCH Pounder

Brother Jeremiah: Stephen R. Hart

Rapheal: Aldo Quintino *Rumored*

Vampire Lieutenant: Elyas M'Barek

Vampire: Alyssa Veniece

Alaric: Harry Van Gorkum

Eric: Chris Ratz

Blue-Haired Demon- Chad Connell

Raziel- Jonathan Seinen

Young Clary: Hope Fleury

Goth bar girl: Lucy DeLaat

Valentine loyalist: Alex Branton

WILL UPDATE AS MORE INFO IS RELESED TO THE PUBLIC!!!! I hope its soon though! (Wait till I have to take it down!)

OMG THE TRAILER IS AMAZING LOOK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Random stuff i copy and paste/ write

If you wanted Magnus Bane as you GBF but then realized he was a fictional character, and still wanted him, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! lollypopgirl98, Ty Grl XD, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm, GirlUdon'tMessWith, jenn222,blacknails512, SushiSasha244, MIgirl923

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If you have evermessed up in a game in gym and started laughing at your fail, copy and paste this

I'm the type of girl who will do anything for my friends, for example, my best friends boyfriend dumped her, i called him and said, 7 days, and hung up.

Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you fit the 'crazy' definition found above, or the 'wierd' one, or are considered wierd, crazy, hyper, random, etc. yet your also considered the sane one out of you and your friends, add this to your profile.

SPPPLLLEEEEE! SPPPLLLLOOOOPPPP! ... if your extremely random, add this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch (American Eagle, Hollister, Aeropostale, Tommy Hilifiger, Pac Sun, etc.) told them it was uncool to breathe. If you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing their butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could play guitar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile.

If you've ever had your heart broken, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile.

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (the Hoverboard, Bungee Jacket and skintenna, Uglies; Jacob, Twilight; The Lightsaber, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars; EVERYTHING FROM TOKYO MEW MEW, Tokyo Mew Mew, BLEACH)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (once in Spanish lol)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Jace in the mortal insterments when he yelled at Clary in City of Glass and when Magnus broke up with Alec in COLS)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever reading a fanfic and had to do something and had to leave and when you came back you realize you forgot the stories name and can’t find it because the content was really good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination and creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your fave characters, copy this into your profile.

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! (take no offense, miley. or fans. ;D)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!" (love this sentence!)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

95% of America would go nuts if the JoBro’s were about to jump off a building. 4% of America would be screaming, “Jump! Jump! Jump!” If you are the 1% that would climb up the building and push them off, copy&paste to profile!

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, Missy789, HunterWildRocks, Ms Fantasy Freak Lolololololol, djrocks, MIgirl923

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl trapped in a guy's body (or possibly the other way around), PLEASE do me a favor and copy & paste this into your profile

You know you're a Malec fan when:

1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COG

2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus

3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid

4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy

5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject

6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec

7. you have dreams about them

8. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again

9. you almost threw COLS out the window when Magnus broke up with Alec but said he was still in love with him(thats just messed up)

10. you post this...just because you agree with me

101 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord VoldemortSure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, o dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'

51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry'.

52. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'

56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'

57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...

63. Throw tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'

73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy'

80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'

100. Let him catch you trying on Death-Eater robes.

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

Things guys should know about girls!

Men Need To Understand These Things

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't. (that just makes you look stupid)

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. (We will respect that of you)

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(but i don't have any other time to use it!)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(damn you fritos!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(...how do i use regular soap????)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but i love the frozen crunchy-ness)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(...i wonder what happens XD)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(i thought it was gonna be cold! isn't that what heating is?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(but its quicker!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(we'd be so much safer if them damn 9 year olds stayed off the road!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(I hope so!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to space)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(oh i know the other use...the killing people use...right?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(damn it! why would you put nuts in peanuts???)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(what if i wanna eat the nuts before opening the packet?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(damn i hought i'd really be superman)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."(but its the most convenient way!)

lets see what I am!

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun(???)

you own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale(90% of my clothes were on sale...)

You have more than one house

Total=6

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps (usually….. not always)

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total=6

PUNK

You can skateboard.

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, green, pink, red, or purple hair.

You dislike pink.

You dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total=3

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total=8

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

you think emo guys are hot (sometimes)

Total=6

GHETTO/GANGSTER

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.(that would be scary if i was!)

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with tongue flipped out

You can break dance

Total=2

lets see... i guess i'm a geek. If you but a l between g and e I'm a Gleek which is soooo true ;)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,

doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,

who can express herself better with words than actions,

who doesn't need a guy to complete her,

and knows the importance of the little things.

I found this on Deviantart... it is by SuchCuri0sity and I just felt like I had to repost it. If you are against homophobia and couldn't read this without crying, copy and paste this onto your profile!

You were friends Since 3rd grade You trusted each other You treated each other Like brothers.

You were best friends Through middle school You played the same sports And were always at Each other's sides.

Then came high school.

You looked at him one day After he quit football. He looked the same As always. He talked the same. He walked the same. Nothing was different. You shrugged it off.

Then, a few weeks later, He confided in you He thought you'd understand And be supportive. After all, you were his best friend You'd die for him.

But once he told you, And uttered those words, You looked at him with horror. "Fag!" You yelled. And left him there all alone. You didn't want to be friends With a gay kid.

You stopped talking to him Even when he needed you most. You left him there all alone.

A year later, you heard on the news That some gay kid had died. You didn't care Until you saw his name.

It was him. Your friend. The one you left behind. You tried not to care As the newslady spoke And uttered those terrible words "He was found cold and bloody, Beaten to death in the street. Investigators believe He was all alone at the time As he tried to fight off His attackers."

You blinked away your sadness And tried to swallow your grief. All the memories rushed back to you As you tried not to think about The fact that if you had just been there And hadn't left him all alone, He would still be alive And his life wouldn't have been wasted By a bunch of kids you knew As they beat him in the street.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

THAT'S MESSED UP!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS

You were friends

Since 3rd grade

You trusted each other

You treated each other

Like brothers.

You were best friends

Through middle school

You played the same sports

And were always at

Each other's sides.

Then came high school.

You looked at him one day

After he quit football.

He looked the same

As always.

He talked the same.

He walked the same.

Nothing was different.

You shrugged it off.

Then, a few weeks later,

He confided in you

He thought you'd understand

And be supportive.

After all, you were his best friend

You'd die for him.

But once he told you,

And uttered those words,

You looked at him with horror.

"Fag!" You yelled.

And left him there all alone.

You didn't want to be friends

With a gay kid.

You stopped talking to him

Even when he needed you most.

You left him there all alone.

A year later, you heard on the news

That some gay kid had died.

You didn't care

Until you saw his name.

It was him.

Your friend.

The one you left behind.

You tried not to care

As the newslady spoke And uttered those terrible words

"He was found cold and bloody,

Beaten to death in the street.

Investigators believe

He was all alone at the time

As he tried to fight off

His attackers."

You blinked away your sadness

And tried to swallow your grief.

All the memories rushed back to you

As you tried not to think about

The fact that if you had just been there

And hadn't left him all alone,

He would still be alive

And his life wouldn't have been wasted

By a bunch of kids you knew

As they beat him in the street.

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. ( which is false cuz i have 2 possibly 3 gay best friends)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (I don't even believe in hell, so you can say that to me as often as you want... IDC!)

I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (Wtth (What The Tokio Hotel)? I like black; deal with it!)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (heh, no)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (Okay... yes, in my case thats true... but thats because I live in a rich town full of snobs that only care about sports and i have friends like that are like me but they are mostly at my old school and i have a few here at my new school but not as many as before.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all (Guys make awesome friends... they're funnier, less dramatic, and generally smarter than most girls!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. ( which is 100% false since the Nazi's were cruel and i have Jewish friends.)

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (There's nothing wrong with being gay... I'm just not)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude (ROFL! No way is this true! XD)

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. ( okay i'm am crazy. no i have a better word, mentally unstable as my BGF Nick puts it)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. ( not true i just dont WANT a BF right now)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.( like i said before its not true!)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I'm not overweight, but compared to other people at my school i think of myself as, so i wont bold it.)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (Now this is often true... but not always!)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too (No, and I don't approve of them doing it either! But I'm not gonna stop being friends with someone just because they make some stupid choices)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. ( no artistic ability whats so ever)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (Like I said before, I'm surrounded by rich snobs)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( this might be true in my case)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (maybe a bit XD)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (... wtf, people???)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.( beavers really??? and i hate hocky... my dad likes it though.)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (Okay, yes... BUT IT'S NOT MY CHOICE!)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (Can we say "RACIST"?)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (so what i dont wanna be a rude obnoxshus person( i no bad spelling))

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am, but that doesn't mean it's ALWAYS true...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (Most of the guys my age are either idiots, taken, or annoying)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (No, and I have tried very often to convince them to stop, because I worry about them!)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

with religion, i'm supposed to be christian but i really dont believe and stuff i dont like to go to church cuz i refuse to wake up at 6 IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!!!!

29 reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first (thats right! we are AMAZEING!)

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

24 things everyone should know about Harry Potter:

1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so you should never encourage him to try

2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with reading fanfiction about himself

3. Daniel Radcliffe will yell at you if you mock his character

4. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, you might as well surrender

5. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy

6. Sirius Black is way too sirius..don't you think?

7. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that or she's just crazy

8. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if you don't wanna be locked in a cupboard or watev..

9. Harry Potter knows how to use a wand..never underestimate someone who destroyed Voldemort..like what..10000000000 times?

10. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)

11. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year

12. Harry Potter is better than Twilight; no questions asked

13. There is not an anime version of Harry Potter...I so wish there was tho..

14. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART!

15. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know

16. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie)

17. Snape has a rather...err...large nose...

18. Voldemort likes to touch 14 year old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF

19. Harry Potter is emo

20. Harry Potter is very popular

21. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter

22. Harry Potter is fake because a ginger could not possibly have two friends

23. People actually wish they could be Snape

24. The Hogwarts Express is actually just a white van disguised to look like a train

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture (usually)

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (please dont laugh power rangers are duh best!!! specially mystic force and lighspeed rescueXD)

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink a lot.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (this is my dad's fault, long story)

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8

Well i guess my guy side wins, before you say anything, i was raised with boys so that might be itXD

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321, InvaderVanessa:), Almighty Invader Bugz, Missbooradley, xx.Mrs.Peeta.Mellark.xx, MIgirl923

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Samizzle. Sounds like... nothing it just plain weird...

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): BLUE Penguin. BEST. NAME. FUDGING. EVER.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Milsachi. Thats pretty epic! ... I don't even watch Star Wars. XD

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Slushie!!

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alohtdn. Cuz that makes perfect sense. XD

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): Ann... ?

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Marbles. :D EPIC NAME.

TVF pledge

I pledge to think of Darren when I'm legally overage.

I pledge to think of Harkat in a golf cart when my ass needs to be saved.

I pledge to think of Larten when I need some life advice, and before getting in an RV I promise to think twice.

I pledge to think of Mika when I should be more tolerant.

I pledge to think of Kurda when I buy designer pants.

I pledge to think of Seba when I see abominations in the world.

I pledge to think of Paris when I embrace my inner nerd.

I pledge to think of Arrow when I'm feeling kinda badass.

I pledge to think of the Essie when I reminisce on vacations from the past.

And if I ever happen to feel bored lonely or depressed, I will not fear because my life was changed by TVF!

The Official DSS Pledge: (written by Elenafromthewoods)

I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out

I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about

I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake

I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take

I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg

I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg

I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool

I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool

I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill

I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill

I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo

I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew

I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map

I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap

I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath

I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath

I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then

Even in death may they be triumphant, amen.

The Hunger Games pledge:

I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me. I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry.

If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim. And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him.

When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time. And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime.

The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair. I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care.

I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce. And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once.

Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games. I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names.

I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind. I promise to remember the Hunger Games Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too.

In Remembrance...

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Here's some info and differences between me and you:

You say Pink,

I say Black.

You say Pop,

I say Rock.

You say Justin Bieber(gag),

I say Evanescence.

You say Shakira,

I say Paramore.

You say Zac Efron,

I say Chace Crawford.

You say Valentine's day,

I say Halloween.

You say Claires,

I say Fluffykin's Wonderland.

You say guitar

I say piano.

You say drawing,

I say writing.

You Say The Hills,

I say Ghost Whisperer.

You say I'm a freak,

I say, why thank you.

Mortal instruments:

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Jace

2. Magnus

3. Clary

4. Alec

5. Luke

6. Isabelle

7. Sebastion/Jonathen

8. Max

9. Simon

10 Maia

11. Jordon

12. Jocelyn

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

(Isabelle and Jordon)No but now that i think about it... nah i wont read one

2. Do you think four is hot?

(Alec) Definitaly

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Jocelyn and Max) HOW WOULD THAT BE POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

(Simon) Ya they're pretty cool

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Magnus, Isabelle) Surprisingly yes due to their love of shopping and fasion

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Luke & Simon or Luke & Maia) Five/Ten cuz it makes more sense to me because nine is way to cool XD

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

(Jonathen/Sebastion, Magnus, Jocelyn) Jonathen/Sebastion would say "Dude, thats my mom." then attempt to kill him

8. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Jace, Max) No not that i know of i would be deeply disturbed if their was one

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Jonathen/Sebastion, Jocelyn) Mom is here for you (im bad at titles and they probably would try to kill each other)

10. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

(Clary) yes actually, my friend Ryan does and it kinda scares me a bit how he describes it 0-0

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

(Jordan) Yes my friend Kay does

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Magnus, Alec, Luke) No just Two/Four hello, Malec

13. If you wrote a song fic about eight, which song would you choose?

(Max) Only the good die young by Billy Joel

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Jace, Isabelle, Jocelyn) MAJOR GIRL WARNINGS in other words if Jace was to hurt Clary he would be beat up by Jocelyn and Isabelle

15. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

(Luke) A couple Months ago (Today is 7/18/12)

(16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jace and Jonathan/Sebastion are in a happy relationship until Jonathan/Sebastion dumps Jace for Simon. Jace, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Jordan, has an unhappy breakup with Jocelyn, then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Clary

17. What would you title this fic?

Jace's Broken Road to true love

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb @#!*% ?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries

A good friend forgets about you when you move. A best friend atempts to kidnap you because the cant imagine their life without you

WHAT A KISS MEANS! (JUST CUTE :)

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice-- Don't ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships

So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating. Aims of the society:

World peace To be evil To conquer the world Elimination of all Muggles Elimination of all Mudbloods Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix Elimination of (miscellaneous) To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!) To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual) Long Black Robes (Smart) Short Black Robes (for summer wear) Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent) Black mask (informal) Black mask (sequined) Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted) Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional) Wand Extra wand in case of losing first wand Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin Dueling sword Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc. Saw Assorted chains Handcuffs Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore. No Death Eater shall play the harmonica. All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch. No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident. A Death Eater must be pureblooded. No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded. No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason. All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.) All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames. All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore. Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom. Gradual impalement on your own wand. Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer. Death by Mandrake (according to season). The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.) Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties. Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth? When all is dim and dark? Who murder people in their beds Or sometimes in the park? Death Eaters! Death Eaters! Our blood is pure as pure! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! We all love Voldemort! We serve the Dark Lord every day, We're always very loyal And if with us you don't agree We'll boil you in hot oil! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! We're evil as can be! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! But if we're scared we'll flee! Our curses are incredible. We're known for our Morsmordres And though our leader is insane We always follow orders. Death Eaters! Death Eaters! We're wickedness collective! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! Yet rather ineffective! Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.

#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.

#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"

#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank

#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)

#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."

#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend

#8: Make a really big deal out of random things

#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem

#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one

#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason

#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song

#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom

#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously

#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically

#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song

#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"

#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere

#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time

#20: Sing the school song at random times

#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions

#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk

#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage

#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day

#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"

#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight

#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.

#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)

#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"

#30: Hack into the computer system

#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"

#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher

#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team

#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)

#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice

#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"

#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)

#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras

#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs

#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"

#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID

#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around

#43: Pull the fire alarm

#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown

#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard

#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do

#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.

#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"

#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion

#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"

#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly

#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker

#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)

#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know

#56: Change all of the clocks

#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes

#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"

#59: Wear a bag over your head

#60: Do something annoying during a test

#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"

#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class

#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently

#64: Spill balls all over the floor

#65: Shout out random things

#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably

#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper

#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE

#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically

#70: Flip everything upside down

#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"

#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything

#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it

#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"

#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"

#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on

And for the Grand Finale…

#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day

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You Know You're a Book Addict If: ( LOL, I am!)

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I do that with a 563 paged book.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

You've given Zen lessons to your friends (Oh Dimitri!)

Quotes from Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the
oranges you originally asked for"

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”

“Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."

"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”

“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?”

“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
"Why?" Isabelle said.
"So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.”

“Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."
"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"
"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.”

“Jace?"
"Yeah?"
"How did you know I had Shadowhunter blood? Was there some way you could tell?"
The elevator arrived with a final groan. Jace unlatched the gate and slid it open. The inside reminded Clary of a birdcage, all black metal and decorative bits of gilt. "I guessed," he said, latching the door behind them. "It seemed like the most likely explanation."
"You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
He pressed a button in the wall, and the elevator lurched into action with a vibrating groan that she felt all through the bones in her feet. "I was ninety percent sure."
"I see," Clary said.
There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put a hand to his cheek, more in surprise than pain. "What the hell was that for?"
The other ten percent," she said, and they rode the rest of the way down to the street in silence.”

“You don't get to decide," she said, "where I go, or when."
"I know." His voice was ragged. "I've always known that about you. I don't know why I had to fall in love with someone who's more stubborn than I am.”

She pulled away. "That doesn't make any sense."
"Neither does this," he said, "but I don't care. I'm sick of trying to pretend I can live without you. Don't you understand that? Can't you see it's killing me?”

“Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead."
"I was not shacking up," Clary said, glad of the darkness as the blood rushed to her face.
"And my hair is naturally blond," said Jace. "Just for the record."

“She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again.
A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. "I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.”

“I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire."
His lips twitched, almost imperceptibly. "Okay, so maybe our problems aren't like other couples.”

“His eyes softened. "But it doesn't change what we are to each other. It's like there's always been a piece of my soul missing, and it's inside you, Clary. I know I told you once that whether God exists or not, we're on our own. But when I'm with you, I'm not.”

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Props to my BFFL CryslikeRaina who was one of my first friends at my new school. moving to a new town at the start of 8th grade is ruff, but i had her and my other friends who i will not mention cuz they don have an account on here helped me through the yearr. i love you all you made my first year at M* so great! Also to if the ground was the sky since she WAS my first friend there and all and through her i met CryslikeRaina and our other friend we will always have our Boston trip moments and our crazy year with the three of us, like our little clip after our spanish project that we should have left in. I still need to find that...

Like if the ground was the sky says, dont hate on my stories. If you got nothin nice to say dont say it at all!

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How to Save a Life by PiePrincess-andthe-FallenAngel reviews
In a future ruled by Lucifer and plagued by the Croatoan virus, Cas died along with many of his friends; however God decided to intervene one last time and brought him back. The lost angel uses his new, God-given, strength to go back into the past. Maybe this time he could get it right. Slow build Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,697 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6h - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Bobby S.
Burn it to the ground by FoundHerselfInWonderland reviews
Dean is sixteen and on a one man mission to ruin his life. At the end of her rope, Mary sends him to live with his absent father, his new wife and their two children. He is determined to be the child from hell, but things don t quite work out that way. Dean doesn't believe in fairy tales, but life might just throw him one anyway. Destiel. Teen angst with eventual cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Castiel
Because of You, I Never Strayed Too Far From The Sidewalk by OurLittleCornerOfTheWorld reviews
Destiel AU. When something happens to Dean that he never expected to happen, he is left with a little baby girl and no real way to look after her. Enter Castiel Novak, the handsome man who wins Dean heart over right away but maybe Castiel has a few other things hidden up his sleeve too. Eventual Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,103 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Balthazar
Freak of Nature by deathbyinsomnia reviews
AU! In a world of only angels and humans, humans serve as slaves. When 16-year-old Castiel, a pure-blood angel, meets the exiled "freak" Dean Winchester he doesn't know what to say. The 18-year-old Dean only has one wing, a mutant, half human-half angel. Between family and the only person he's ever fallen in love with, who will he choose to save? CxD-Updates every 2 weeks-
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Spin Cycle by Theawkward1 reviews
A messy hamburger leads to Castiel awkwardly doing his laundry in a deserted laundromat late at night in his boxers. Little does he know, cocky young Dean Winchester is about to walk into his life.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,926 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Charlie B.
Love, Actually by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(Omegaverse!, Destiel, Sabriel) Gabriel and Castiel are two Omega fledglings rescued from the streets after they run away from an Angel Mill and are taken to Harvelle's Pet Shop. Once there they meet Dean and Sam two Alphas who take a real shining to them. Will love actually happen within the doors of the pet shop after the two omegas were abused for so long? Will love prevail?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,724 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
Walk the Line by Metamorphosis2011 reviews
At 26, Castiel Novak thought he had it all. He was on his way to finishing his doctorate, married and about to become a homeowner. Taking the neighbor's kids under his wings had not been part of the plan, neither was facing things from his past he tried to forget. He and Dean formed an unlikely friendship, that threatened to lead down a dangerous path when feelings got involved.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 191,130 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Castiel
Love When You Aren't Looking by Aleandri reviews
*COMPLETE!* Destiel AU. Mechanic!Dean bombed a proposal. Business!Cas is on the mend after a break-up with his boyfriend. How do two such different men meet and fall in love? And can it last when Cas's world starts to implode? Features nosy brothers, plotting friends, great music, corporate espionage, and Kitten!Lucifer. Humor/Romance/Drama! More details inside!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 265,497 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Jessica M./Jess] - Complete
Blue Eyes by CaptainBrieOnToast reviews
Castiel is just a kid in highschool who likes to keep to himself. Dean is too confident for his own good. Please excuse the terrible summary.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] J. Mills, Charlie B.
Little Things by Brianna Jackson reviews
"His name is Peeta Mellark. He is twenty-five years old, originally from Boston, Massachusetts. He has two brothers, a mother and a father, a degree in business and a minor in art. He owns the bakery on twelfth street, and is the father of my child." One night leads Katniss Everdeen down a road she never wanted to travel.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,394 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Baby Steps by EllieDoesFanficbadly reviews
A no-war fic. What happens after initiation? Will Tris ever overcome her fear of intimacy? Rated T for mild language and sex references. Fourtris. I do not own Divergent - all rights belong to Veronica Roth. Final chapter now up.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] - Complete
Domestics by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
When the Doctor and Rose aren't saving the universe, they're just like any other couple. Weeelll, almost. Snippets of the life of the Doctor in the TARDIS with Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,898 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.]
I'll Try To Change by castielsbee reviews
Destiel High School AU: Castiel is bullied, alone, and broken. He resumes a cold attitude towards those around him, and they accept it without a care. What happens when Dean Winchester tries to break past Castiel's barrier? Will Castiel let him in? Or will he push him away?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 284,231 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Everlasting Kind of Love by Tylanarianist reviews
In progress of being rewritten.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 52 - Words: 83,673 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Welcome to Gallifrey High by GothicWhovian reviews
John Smith is a physics teacher at Gallifrey high. John had no plans for his love life, no plans to even think about dating again but everything changes when Ms. Tyler joins in as the new English teacher. will John's friends be able to push them together and keep John from mucking everything up?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/8/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Amelia P./Amy
Ready for Love by Elfgirl23 reviews
HS AU Castiel is a Goth kid who is in love with his brother's best friend, Dean Winchester. Castiel's past is warded with pain and let downs but when Dean begins to show an interest in him he thinks that maybe his life is looking up. The only problem being Dean has his own issues, with his strict father. Trigger Warning:Self-harm
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,265 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Don't Let it Burn (Cooking with Gas 'verse) by WinJennster reviews
Cas and Dean have been through much together; they got married, expanded their businesses, dealt with health scares and the ups and downs of making a relationship work. Now expecting their first child, life is busy and happy for both of them. One drunk driver and tragedy hits the Winchesters hard. Dean's entire world is upended in one night, and he needs Cas more than ever. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,746 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Don't Think by DrErikaWatsonAngelOfTheLord
Castiel spends his days tormented by his own thoughts and by those around him, all except Dean Winchester. Dean helps Castiel understand what it is to be alive and what life should feel like.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,722 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Order up Burgers & Love by 28MonstersWithin reviews
Two burgers, one sexy angel and a very horny hunter. Rated M (you know why... you sexy thing!)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/18 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W.
Innocent Love by AnnabethReads reviews
Tobias and Tris have a family. Yes, this family isn't perfect but they believe in moments. The kind of moments that they try to keep going forever only to have it end like all the moments in their lives: With a perfect calm essence that may seem unfixed but some how feels whole. (**THIS FANFIC IS COMPLETE CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL: FIRMS OF ENDEARMENT**)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 87 - Words: 172,102 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
A Better Reality by wwddd reviews
Dean is a soccer player and Castiel is a guy who spends his evenings watching scifi marathons with his best friend. Dean and Cas keep stealing glances at each other and can't manage to look away once there eyes have met. Highschool AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B.
Turquoise is the New Black by swlfangirl reviews
In this world, there were babies born with a multitude of eye colors, not just your standard blue, grey, brown, and green. There were pinks and purples, fuschias and sapphires, bright oranges, and softened teals. A person's eyes could be any color you could imagine, and there were even more variations once they were bonded, or found their soulmate…
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,063 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Ellen H.
Tempered Steel by MyFirstistheFourth reviews
Sherlock struggles with being a mate. John faces an unknown desire. While an enemy seeks to destroy a bond and the men who share it. Alpha/Omega dynamics. Angst and Feels abound but All Shall Be Well Friends! Mature in later chapters, starting with chapter 11.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,082 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay by msarahv reviews
Dean doesn't cry. He just sits on the dock and watches the ocean. And dreams...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Remember The Sky by MissAntelope reviews
AU: Mechanic, Dean Winchester, meets Castiel at a bar and hits it off. What Dean considers the best night of his live, Castiel has something else to say.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Accidental First Date by Powerfulweak reviews
Dean's date cancels on him at the last minute. Luckily, the stranger in the waiting area is willing to share a table with him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,714 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Balthazar - Complete
A Fairy Tale by lonewolfe707 reviews
In which Dean and Castiel are the first gay princes to grace Disney World with their presence, despite an initial mutual dislike.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/28 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Show Me How To Love by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
A new family of kids at Lawrence High School brings a new perspective to Dean's life, especially when he becomes inexplicably drawn to the youngest of the siblings, a severely autistic boy who has never spoken or touched anybody in his entire life. Rating will possibly go up later. Possibly upsetting psychological subject matter.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,500 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Come Back to Me by gouldwater reviews
Tobias and Tris are married, Tobias is in the army but what happens while his gone Tris finds out she's pregnant and he has no idea? Does he come back and find out?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Natalie Prior
Ginger Lollipops by Gypsy Rose2014 reviews
AU Gabriel-verse. Domestic bliss was a concept that was completely alien to Sherlock Holmes. But he was getting used to it. Of course, like most false senses of security, they're short-lived. Established Sherlolly. ParentLock!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 128,566 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W., Mary M.
The Tale of Two Men by angel-castiel-rules-the-world reviews
It started with three paintings. The women in flames looking serene and at peace. The man in the woods looking haunted and determined to protect, and the eyes always watching, innocently learning from the all they see. Or the story of Dean, his bar and his artist. Destiel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 82,650 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/19 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Shades by Trenchcoatkitten reviews
Dean had never heard of the band called Novak. But when their bassist, Gabriel, shows up in his Chemistry class and more than half of the girls (And Sam) almost faint, will Dean start to fall for their lyrics, or maybe even the lead singer? Or will the confusing, new kid at school convince him that maybe Castiel Novak is not everything people think he is? Musician!Cas Tattooed!Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,292 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Into the Fire by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
When Dean saves Castiel from a fire, he sets in motion a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's not the only time he'll have to save his angel and he may end up needing to be saved himself. Firefighter!Dean, Dean/Castiel, Slash, M/M, Non-graphic mention of past Dean/Jo and past Lucifer/Cas. A little hurt/comfort.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Charlie B. - Complete
Meet Me In the Dark by RhododendronPonticum reviews
There are certain things a guy shouldn't do in a religion-steeped small town, and falling in love with the preacher's son is pretty much at the top of the list. Dean/Castiel AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,166 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Lucky by starshaker reviews
HumanAU, paramedic!Cas, Dean's starting to think his long term mistakes are catching up on him. Then a certain troublesome puppy seems to have the ability to refocus his attentions elsewhere.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
No Words by moonshoesangel reviews
As a child, Castiel lost his family, but found a new one with John and Sam Winchester. After fighting along side his best friend for many years, he is damned to Hell, but saved by a powerful being- an angel named Dean. Castiel had been led to believe his whole life that he was a human, but after discovering the truth, he must face an old lover and save humanity from the end.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Hooked On A Feeling by hobbitwinchester001 reviews
"Well Congratulations Grandpa, looks like you just found your lifemate." Traditionally minded Alpha and CEO of Divine Movement Enterprise Castiel Novak never troubled himself with the thought of his life mate. He assumed he wouldn't meet the man until he was old and gray so he hardly gave it that much thought. Until he finds a green eyed omega inside the back of his truck. DESTIEL
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/9 - Dean W., Castiel
Only One Who Listened by cadlg7 reviews
Castiel is a bullied, studious boy whose only goal is to graduate from high school and go to college. Dean is a bad boy who doesn't want to be in the new high school but on the road with his father. After Dean defends Castiel from a bully, things between them slowly begin to lead to something more. Castiel X Dean. High School AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,858 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Familiarity by Likhoradka reviews
Destiel. Sabriel. AU. Dean finds out he's a witch, and Castiel is his familiar.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel]
Forever is good by bridecas reviews
Instead of Dean being the jock and Cas the nerd, it's the other way around. Dean has a crush on Cas who is a popular kid in their High School. Dean has to take care of little Sammy and he is constantly mocked at school just for being a nerd. [Destiel and Sabriel]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,068 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
We've Got Ourselves A Royal by SherlockedCastiel reviews
Destiel AU. Castiel is a prince who longs to be anywhere but the castle, so when he's kidnapped by Captain Dean Winchester he sees it as a chance to escape and explore the world. Unfortunately his kingdom is in chaos and without him marrying into another kingdom, war will break out. Castiel will have to choose between love and duty.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Je T'aime by agentstarkfbi reviews
Destiel College!AU :) Castiel Novak begins school at the University of Kansas where he befriends Lisa Braeden. Everything is normal for Cas until he meets Lisa's ex-boyfriend, Dean Winchester. The two have a rocky relationship until Dean begins failing his french class and Professor Fitzgerald assigns his best student, Castiel, to be his private tutor.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/3 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
The Worst Wedding Crasher by casnotcass reviews
Dean tries to hide that his date isn't going to show, so as to not draw attention from Sam's day. At the same time, an unfamiliar man shows up to the wedding, ordering endless plates of red meat and staring at Dean with his big blue eyes. This wedding might not be so bad... (Destiel, AU Wedding T for lang, will change if needed)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Jessica M./Jess, Sam W.] - Complete
The Things We Hide by songstress42 reviews
After Sam confronts Dean about his issues, Dean's latent feelings for Cas come to light. As well as a painful secret from Dean's past. Follows 7x07 'The Mentalists'. Rated for some swearing and references to rape. Eventual Destiel. Now rated M
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,299 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Rose Tyler, Plus One by avalanche9 reviews
The Doctor gets roped into going to a wedding with Rose. Fluff ensues!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Salvation by meganlovesdinos reviews
Dean Winchester is more than ready to get his senior year of high school over with. But, on the first day back to school, he meets a boy with black hair and blue eyes. As their friendship forms, Dean realizes that this boy is special. He realizes that this boy may just be his salvation.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Unforeseeable Relations by BornThisWay reviews
John and Sherlock are married; however, John is still in Afghanistan. Scotland Yard have never met John. How will DI Lestrade and the rest of his team react to finding out that Sherlock, the self-diagnosed sociopath, has a husband? AU. John/Sherlock. SLASH PAIRING. Reviews are welcome and encouraged!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/26 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Gratitude by alternaurora reviews
Newly-human Castiel is struggling to cope and adapt with his new life as Thanksgiving approaches. Sam thinks, what better way to help the fallen angel cheer up and embrace humanity than to keep a journal of moments and things that he is grateful for? Gratitude proves difficult beneath the weight of heaven's guilt and the burden of believing that what he wants most can never be his.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Baby Blue by cleithroph0bia reviews
Destiel High School AU, told from the first-person perspective of Castiel Novak, a misfit high school senior. After tiptoeing around each other's lives for three years, Castiel and Dean Winchester's worlds collide, creating a cosmic bond that redefines what it means to be in love.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Balthazar
Tattooed love by Echoes of a Bird of Prey reviews
Rose Mazur is a 22 yr old tattoo artist and single mom. She's a free spirt but devoted to her son. Dimitri is a 30 yr old tatted up photographer who wants to settle down. Sparks fly when he walks into her shop, but will she let him in even after being hurt in the past? Then add in Dimitri's crazy ex! Can they make it work? Read and find out. M for lemons.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,024 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Half my soul, my whole heart by castielsangelwings reviews
Castiel Novak, aged 26 has been patiently waiting for his soul mate. However when he finally meets the one, they immediately clash and fight. How are they going to fall in love when they can't be around each other for longer than 5 minutes without fighting. Destiel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,900 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Meg M.
The Flower Tattoo by violetsu reviews
Life had definitely not prepared Dean for handsome strangers with tongue piercings, tattoos and a perversely pushy disposition. But as Jimmy once spoke of his twin "No one is ever truly prepared for Castiel. We just sort of let him loose on the world and hoped for the best."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,423 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W., Jimmy N.
Boyfriends, remember? by thekatthatbarks reviews
In an attempt to get Castiel's family to stop setting him up, Dean agrees to pretend to be Cas's boyfriend for an evening. But when circumstances force the boys to continue their fake relationship, can they continue to deny their feelings for one another? Also, when a mysterious danger appears in their lives can they keep their relationship intact?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,179 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Anna, Gabriel
An Angel's Whisper by the-angel-of-words reviews
After eight months of being separated from her Angel, Christine calls into the night for him once again.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Erik, Christine, Raoul
Bathophobia (Phobias 2) by World'sOnlyConsultingTimeLady reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson return in a case involving yet another string of suicides. Is it just a copy of the cabbie, or is something more sinister afoot? Established Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,675 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Matchmaker by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
AU: Dean owns a bar called The Roadhouse Bar & Grille near where Sam's going to Stanford. They found their own little family, but it's about to get bigger. Four people come into their lives, changing them forever. Sam and two others decide to do a little matchmaking. Will they get caught in the act or will they succeed in pushing two people close together? Destiel/possibleSabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,992 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Nomad by Fate by deathsteel reviews
High school was hard, but being an adult is harder as Dean and Castiel soon find out when their relationship faces obstacles that neither of them expected. Heartache, sacrifice, and betrayal are things that both men must face before they're able to admit that maybe in trying to rescue each other they've lost more than they ever hoped to save. [Part 2 in Musical Heartache]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
Turn Up The Treble by Invisi-Camryn reviews
In Verona High School, the long-term feud between Band and Orchestra students dominates social interaction. Dean Winchester, the band's moody percussionist, thinks things are finally looking up for him when he meets Castiel, an all around interesting boy but his hopes come crashing down when he realizes that Castiel plays cello... in the school orchestra. Romeo and Juliet AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Collared by Megrh08 reviews
In your world there were two brothers, hardened by fire and blood, that saved the world despite the best efforts of Heaven and Hell. Their calloused hands pulled Earth back from the hellfire it would surely have fallen into, and they lived to fight another day. In my world, though, it was much different. AU: Earth ended, in all ways that count. Humans are slaves to them. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
I Choose You by TheMusician94 reviews
High School AU. Castiel Novak keeps having dirty dreams about the captain of the baseball team, Dean Winchester. Dean keeps having dirty dreams about the nerdy Novak boy who hangs around the art room a lot. Will they be able to keep those dreams a secret?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Love is Life's Sickest Joke by c-suspicion16 reviews
Dean came out as gay his sophomore year in high school, ruining his relationship with his girlfriend of two years. After that, Dean has only done hookups, never thinking of doing another relationship like that because he never felt anything for any of the guys he slept with. Until he met Castiel and everything changed. (Slash story! Destiel! Title Change. Don't like? Don't read!)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel]
You My Good Sir are an Asshole (but I Still Love You) by defenderofmankind reviews
Castiel Novak and Dean Winchester have been best friends since forever when Castiel was sweet and awkward.Over the years he has turned into what most of his family call a douche. The only one who can still stand him is Dean but will Castiel manage to lose him too. Dean/Castiel, Destiel Dean/Benny for a while, Jealous/Possessive!Castiel, Douche!Castiel, Nerd!Dean, OCs
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Benny, Charlie B.
Deans Recovery by amazinglikewhoa reviews
(Takes place after season 9 finally) After three weeks of not seeing Sam and Cas, Dean and Crowley finally go and see them. Dean and Cas learn how they feel. Sam and Crowley help figure out how to get Cas' grace back. Together they all try and figure out how to cure Dean and and get rid of the Mark of Cain. They soon get help from their old friend Charlie. (Please review! :D)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Crowley
The Small Things Count by superwholock903 reviews
Destiel one shots, cute Destiel stories to make you smile!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.
True love by jabeofcheem reviews
Castiel Novak is having the worst time of his life, at 30 he's single, doing a job he hates, and has a family that wants nothing to do with him, he's a broken man...and then he meets Dean a man with problems of his own but who fast becomes the only light in his depressing existence
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W.
Not Exactly Typical by CaptainBrieOnToast reviews
Dean Winchester is in his Senior year of Highschool, when a shy, socially awkward teenager named Castiel shows up, with a secret he doesn't want anyone to know. Somehow, Dean finds himself falling in love. Destiel. There's also Sam/Jess, but we get Sabriel later. And also, Anna/Charlie
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W.
Fool in the Rain by cobrien99 reviews
Dean and Castiel are forced together by fate, or rather an over-booked hospital. They end up sharing a more... profound bond than most roomates. Hospital patient AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Meg
Nobody's Fault But Mine by DeanTheDemon reviews
AU: Dean and Castiel have been dating for about five years. Everything is going great for Dean until he gets in some trouble and is forced to basically babysit his former best friend, Jo, for the whole summer. Will Dean be able to keep Castiel and watch Jo or will one person win over the other? The title is named after a Led Zeppelin song. Rated T for now.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,547 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Dean W., Jo H., Castiel - Complete
The Moose, The Angel, The Pyschopath, and The Pup by NatalieFinchNightingale reviews
Sequel to The Moose, The Angel, and The Pyscopath Destiel M-Preg Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Alpha!Dean Omega!Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Lucifer
Small Town Charmer by lastknownwriter reviews
A Dean/Castiel Holiday AU. By ten a.m. Dean had seen his dream of expanding the hardware store dashed. By one, his baby had been impounded off the street. And by midnight, Dean's personal space had been invaded by an angry, wet bookseller with hot blue eyes and an armful of natty first editions. There was also a cat. Maybe we should start at the beginning…
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,173 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Supernaturally Glee Club by Kalkoenvsneoklak reviews
Professor Balthazar decides to start a Glee-club, and from there on, the lives of a few students change a lot. Main ship is Destiel, other relationships on the side.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Jimmy N.
Coping by ATHPluver reviews
When the winter thawed and summer returned to Arendelle, Elsa is finally able to return to a somewhat normal life with her little sister. Meanwhile Anna is trying to understand the rules and tasks of a princess are, and trying to balance her new and growing relationship with Kristoff. How can they cope with all that's being thrown at them? Rated T, no flames please! Two pairings.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] [Elsa, OC] - Complete
So Young, So High (Angel Instincts) by WistalaJizara279511 reviews
Anyone who qualifies for need of an Angel can own an Angel. Castiel is an Angel caretaker for Anna Tronten's daughters, Faith and Melody. He believes he will never find anyone he cares about more than those little girls. But an unfortunate accident changes all of that in a heartbeat. AU, Angel!Cas, Angel!Winchesters, Destiel, Sabriel. Maybe Balcifer. Rating expected to change.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
Hero by numba1fangirl reviews
Destiel AU. Dean is a cop and Cas is a superhero
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Only You by greeneyedangel1 reviews
*PREVIOUS CHAPTERS FIXED* Castiel never wanted to be the center of attention. He never expected what happened to him, and he sure as hell didn't plan on falling in love with Dean Winchester. (Alpha/Omega)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 72,414 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Falling by dark-renegade-angel reviews
HSAU, WIP. One of six - sorry, five siblings, Cas is struggling with severe depression, an eating disorder and the pressures of belonging to the Novak family. Dean is the supposed embodiment of all-American, popular, heterosexual male perfection, who finds himself inexplicably drawn to the hot mess that is Castiel. Bit by bit, he begins to unravel the enigma. Together, they fall.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,889 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Lucifer, Michael
If Only by DivergentGirl16 reviews
Katniss and Peeta have been together for a year leading up to the reaping of the 74th annual Hunger Games. Now, they are both facing the games and President Snow as a team. How will this change things, and what will happen next? This story will explore how their relationship changes the events of The Hunger Games, Catching Fire and Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Thanksgiving by Captain Swan 666 reviews
This is fluffy little story about Team Free Will during season 10. In this story its around Thanksgiving. Destiel fluff (established), brotherly fluff, and Sam and Cas friendship fluff. Special guest appearance by everyone's favorite nerds (They stay in the kitchen when the kitchen gets hot X) Some angst and h/c in there. Happy Thanksgiving! R&R? And yes, LOTS of Destiel fun ;)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
I'm Into Something Good by fleurofthecourt reviews
After Dean accidentally stumbles into a nanny interview, he and Ben move in with Castiel and his nieces. Shortly after, he and Cas half expect the kids to pull some kind of parent trap matchmaking crap on them. Neither of them expect, Crowley, Cas' lazy butler, to do it. [Dean/Cas].
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Ben B., Crowley
Waiting Rooms and Elevators by Theawkward1 reviews
Dean is spending a lot of time in the hospital waiting room waiting for Jess and Sam's baby to arrive. He makes a late night run to the cafeteria to pick up some coffee, meeting a deliciously rumpled blue eyed man in the elevator. While both are visiting the hospital for very different reasons, a surprising connection is formed.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,807 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
Real World: Boston by Tinatheturtle reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. AU. A handful of Hunger Games characters living in present-day Boston. Shenanigans ensue. Peeniss. Clato.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,917 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Between by moonstone88 reviews
Set after the first book, what would it have been like if Katniss had realised her feelings sooner, if Peeta had become what she needed. How would it have effected the rebellion and the Capitols plans. Follow our starcrossed lovers as they try and find happiness in the middle of war
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,672 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
You Scored a 27 on the Hot Meter, and Your Son Gives You Extra Points by Perdition Raiser reviews
Dean's been depressingly and unceremoniously celibate for the last three years after his wife's death. All he focuses on is taking care of his four year old son, Adam and his little brother Sammy. He may be ending his long intended streak of celibacy for Sam's hot new librarian though, and it scares him shitless. Destiel AU [angst, romance, humor].
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Adam M.
A City In The Sky by the0voice0from0above reviews
Dean is a wolf shifter with a dark heart, travelling from town to town selling tear – a rare stone with magical properties which he has a talent for sniffing out and retrieving – when he comes across a wounded kingfisher shifter in the forest who turns out to be a prince, a member of the royal family from the city Halsayon, and in need of Dean's help in his effort to return home
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
To Be (Count to Ten) by castielsbee reviews
Destiel AU: Having dealt with a traumatic past, Dean Winchester has strongly put off any attempts at a close relationship. He works his job as a high school teacher, perfectly content with living his life alone. That is, until one day Sam drags him to a carnival, where he meets a mysterious fortune teller by the name of Castiel Novak. What happens after is all up to fate.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,484 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel
Sleepless in Lawrence, Kansas by Prince-Malice reviews
"Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental." - Sleepless in Seattle DESTIEL SamXRuby RADIO AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Cut my Hair and Change my Name by Leila Archer reviews
When Dean falls in love with Castiel at his brother's frat party, he has no way of knowing that his real name is Jimmy Novak, the renowned actor who disappeared without a trace years ago. Cas thought he left that chapter of his life behind him. But a year later, his past drags him back without warning and Dean is left feeling like he was a part of an elaborate publicity stunt.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Balthazar
Supernatural: Today Your Barista Is by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,527 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
I Didn't Expect You by Velysspar reviews
Castiel Milton, a 32-year old neurosurgeon, is pretty much married to his job. It's fine. It's easier that way. But what will happen when Dean Winchester, a coma patient straight out of a car crash, will enter his life? You'd think that not a lot could possibly happen in a hospital room, but this wouldn't be the first time that Castiel was proved wrong... (Dean/Cas human AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Not All Heroes Wear Capes by lawboysammy reviews
Castiel Novak is a High School teacher. One day, he is caught in a robbery. Police Officer Dean Winchester saves the day! Soon after their relationship turns to more than friendship. Destiel AU. Sam/Jess pairing as well. Might continue, just depends on how the first 1 or 2 chapters go. Rated M for later chapters if continued.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,830 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
The Day I Fly Away by TheLastofUs reviews
In which Castiel is schizophrenic and loves to play Sorry. Dean is his doctor. "Tell me yours." "Mine?" "Your story." "I don't like my story."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,095 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Daddy Issues by Angelsnlilies reviews
This is a series of drabbles of our beloved Daddy Hook/Killian. Watch him "struggle" with fatherhood by helping pregnant Emma, raising Henry, and chase after new little ones while seeking fatherly advice from Robin and Charming. AU! Many different settings; some plot lines are linear to one another (sort of a small multi-chapter fic). CS Cannon. Family Fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills, OC
My Beloved Officer by My Fandoms Rule Me reviews
AU: Dean and Castiel are married. Dean is the Sheriff of the town and Castiel stays at home. Dean continues the search for his brother who disappeared six months ago. Castiel wishes Sam would soon turn up soon. What if Sam did turn up but in a different way then what Castiel expected? My first Destiel FF. Please review and tell how it is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
For You I Am a Better Man by Queen-Annabeth-Winchester reviews
Post-Let It Be Me ficlets. Each is an individual drabble but all of them belong to the Let It Be Me universe. They follow Dean and Castiel's life together from Castiel's college years through medical school and onward. Can be rated from G to M so expect smut in some parts.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Shared Journey by losthorizon17
Castiel waited for a cab after a long day of work, only the cab is already occupied by one Dean Winchester. Who knew sharing a cab could find you the love of your life.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,710 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
It's Kind of a Funny Story by deathsteel reviews
After an aborted suicide attempt lands Castiel Shurley in the hospital, he meets Dean Winchester, a charming damaged young man who is much more than first meets the eye. Not being able to deal with the stress of growing up may have gotten him here, but Castiel soon learns that sometimes it takes going a little crazy to find the path you were always meant to be on.{ON HIATUS}
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,958 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Nameless by kristen423 reviews
AU. Everyone has the name of their soulmate written on their wrist at birth. Well, everyone except Dean Winchester. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,882 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Thank You by TheGirlWhoBlockedHerOwnShot reviews
Based off the song by Led Zepplelin. Destiel AU. On the evening of his brother, Gabriel's 30th birthday party, Castiel meets the frustrating 'Dean Winchester', who he quickly decides he dislikes. However, he still finds himself accepting Dean's offer of a dance, and curses himself for being so attracted to the green eyed man. My first fic, please be nice! M to be safe!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 269,698 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Ineffable Rapture of Heaven & Earth by MallowCakes reviews
Castiel & Dean are transported to another dimension where they have apparently lived for 5 years. Together. As a married couple. There's no magic, Castiel's angel powers aren't working, and somehow they know everything about the lives they've been pushed into. So, what the hell is going on here? And how can the get out?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,028 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Once Upon a Dream by bipolar broadway baker reviews
Sleeping Beauty AU: On Dean's twenty first birthday, he pricks his finger on a witch's hex bag, falling into a deep sleep. John and Sam tear at each others throats, while a mysterious fallen angel wins Dean's heart and saves the day.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Castiel
Austin and Ally: Romance in the Air by redneckduckling reviews
Austin finally makes a move and Ally is ready. What will happen? I was struck with inspiration after about 3 weeks of writers block couldn't wait to start writing again. rated T for language use, may change to M later. Please keep in mind that this story takes place when they are seniors in high school.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
High School - A Destiel Story by SunnyIsAwesommmmmeee reviews
A Destiel High School AU where Dean just moved to Castiel's neighborhood after moving in with Bobby Singer and Ellen Harvelle.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Its Not Our Time: Beware Promises of Always by Gatergirl79 reviews
When Dean Winchester was saved from Hell by an angel he'd never expected where it would lead him. He spent a year ignoring the strange connection he had with the creature until he almost lost him. Now he's going to make the most of his life, for as long as he has one. Which means finally admitting to his feelings and asking Castiel to fallen even further and marry him. [M/M Sex.]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Doctor Who University by all-mirth-no-matter reviews
Rose Tyler is still mourning the loss of her beloved mentor when she starts a new semester of classes. Unexpectedly, she develops a strong bond with his replacement - a tall, thin professor with really great hair.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,990 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J., Donna N.
Through the Years by PenandPaper83 reviews
Rose and her Duplicate Doctor have just been returned to "Pete's World" after the events of Journey's End. Now it is up to them to make their relationship work and live the life that they both only dreamed about. A Tentoo/Rose story with a good amount of fluff, relationship ups and downs, adult moments and some adventure.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 152,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] [Pete T., Jackie T.]
the heart of the matter by shannie541 reviews
Dean Winchester and Castiel Milton meet their senior year of high school after Dean's extended absences. Love and other stuff happens. (Also, changed the age difference between Dean and Sam. They are officially about 14 months apart in the story rather than 4 years) (PS. Fear not, my other stories have not been abandoned!)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Texting and Scones by i.eat.sugar.for.breakfast reviews
Dean was on his way to refill the beans in the coffee machine when he saw him. (Mute!Cas coffee shop AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
It's him It's Doctor Novak by WaywardAddy reviews
AU where Dean injures himself while making a gift for Sam's family, and meets a certain blue-eyed doctor. Dean (totally 106% straight) uses any excuse possible to end up at that hospital again. You know, because of that delicious hospital food. Obviously.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,217 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
California Dreamin' by deathsteel reviews
The Neighbourhod gets its fair share of celebrities and bartender Dean Winchester has pretty much seen it all, but when an intriguing stranger catches his eye one evening will the differences in their lives be enough to keep them apart? Human AU Destiel pairing and yes, slash.{ON HIATUS}
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,188 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Shut Up and Kiss Me by TWDAvengers reviews
Dean was the usual nerdy kid, mouth full of braces and glasses so thick they should come with a warning label, Castiel Novak was a god in black jeans and a Mohawk, everything he did was captivating and beautiful. After one night, something beautiful and deep and intense, Dean is jerked away from Castiel, seemingly forever. But what happens when Dean finds his way back to Cas? AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014
Crimes and Misdemeanors by Powerfulweak reviews
Police Officer Castiel Novak has a handle on things. At least he thinks he does until he's punched in the face by a green-eyed hothead. It all spirals out from there.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Zachariah, Balthazar - Complete
Down at the Pier by TC591 reviews
AU. Dean Winchester has just lost his dad, he hasn't seen his brother in years, he's spent his whole life following John & his mission for revenge. Now Dean decides to take one last look around Lawrence before his bus comes to take him away to the Army camp. He decides to stop in at the old diner in town where there's a waiter with a smile for him. NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED. [Finished]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,523 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not Another Love Story by NicoleSavage21
Castiel Novak is a best-selling author suffering from writer's block. Everything changes once he meets Dean Winchester, a rich, old-school guy who turns his world upside. As they begin a relationship, they must go through many things to stay together. A destiel story featuring my fanmade couple: Samily
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,168 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
I Don't Have To Pretend With You by Totallytwistedwords reviews
High School AU Dean Winchester's new in town, so he doesn't immediately recognize town-and world- celebrity, Castiel Novak, author and boy genius. The boys strike up a quick friendship, despite problems along the way- the least of which being Castiel's crippling shyness.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,088 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Of Clipped Wings and Chipped Halos by 11oyd reviews
Try it, they say. You'll love it. Better than cocaine, better than heroin. Makes you feel like you're fucking flying. Nothing can beat it, God, you'll never want to come down. Try it. In which Special Agent Dean Winchester is partnered with an unusually trained teenager to stop the spread of Grace, the darkest drug on the market.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 167,993 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tread Softly by natashawitch reviews
All Human AU - Dean & Sam grew up on the road with their mechanic father. Dean took care of Sammy and Sam was the voice of his selective mute brother. Until the day that Dean was gone. The memory of his deceased brother drove Sam to achieve the best, until another fateful day when Sam discovered John had lied. Dean wasn't dead. Mpreg, Slow Build Destiel & Samifer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 281,594 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
My Life In Moving Pictures by AlfieMoore reviews
Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak fall in love as teenagers. MLIMP follows their lives as told by a camera lense. Through all of the ups and downs, the happiest moments of their lives together and the saddest, Castiel continues to record to the very end. Will they end up together or will they be torn apart by tragedy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Anna
Scales And Feathers by AlmightyOstrich reviews
Zoo AU: Dean loves animals, but he has never gotten what's so great about birds. Reptiles are better by miles. When a new guy, Castiel, comes in to manage the bird department at Winchester Zoo, Sam appoints Dean for the task of making him feel welcome. Dean thinks Castiel is weird, and he doesn't expect a nasty eagle to be what turns his opinion around. (Multichapter Destiel)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
The Fallibility of First Impressions by LostInWho reviews
As one of five daughters with a rather small income, Rose Tyler knew that many of her dreams would probably remain that way: dreams of seeing the world and marrying for love rather than security. However, the arrival of a wealthy family and a military regiment in town soon sets life in their quiet village upon its head. Based on the novel Pride and Prejudice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,584 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Love and other Thrills by DeanandCasHadButtsexPassItOn reviews
The first few chapters are 100% smut. Destiel smut. After that there is some fluff, some over-emotional stuff I wrote at 4am, and some humor just because. Enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Fix the Broken by onceuponasabriel reviews
Destiel AU. Sam's a patient at a local hospital. Dean makes friends with the new nurse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Little Wonders by WhoviansTARDIS reviews
100 one-shots inspired on 100 titles. All based on two people. Rose Tyler and the Duplicate Doctor. This is their life after they had been left on the parallel universe together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,043 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.
Is It Love? by mooseintheconsultingtardis reviews
Sherlock and John meet during high school. John is a new transfer student and Sherlock is the first person he meets. Will feelings get in the way of their budding friendship? Teenlock Johnlock AU (On temporary hiatus until I find some inspiration)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Written in the sand by goldenboat reviews
Destiel AU- They say that matches are made in heaven. In Castiel and Dean's case, it was made across the fence. They grew up as neighbors,went on to become best friends and ultimately lovers . Dean is a renowned journalist and Castiel is a college professor. This is their story. When your husband is Dean Winchester, you don't get to relax. Ask Castiel and he'll tell you why.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Castiel, Dean W.
One Thousand Words by Supernatural on Graph Paper reviews
Castiel Milton was gifted with an artistic talent, not a social one. But eventually he's going to have to interact with people other than his photographer friend, Gabriel. When Castiel meets Dean, everything changes, and Castiel finds himself wanting more than just a friendship. Thing is, he can't tell what Dean wants. Destiel, Sabriel on the side, Artist-AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
First Day of My Life by Cassiopeia Mercutio reviews
Teacher!AU. Castiel is a new teacher to Samuel Colt High School. He just wants to lay low and have a fresh start. Unfortunately for him, his heart disregards all his plans and flushes them down the toilet when he meets Mr. Dean Winchester, the teacher across the hall. Destiel! (DeanxCas)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,559 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
I'm a Monster, Yet You Love Me Anyways by shmiley reviews
Creature AU. Dean's a vampire and gets captured. He's given up all hope until he's saved by a certain blue eyed phoenix. Eventual Destiel. rated T to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,005 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Balthazar, Sam W.
What We Hunger For by GiroGirl723 reviews
Alternate Ending to Episode 5x14 My Bloody Valentine. What if Famine did find something Dean hungered for, during their confrontation in the diner? Destiel, plain and simple. My first smut... please don't judge. I expect this to remain fairly vanilla.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Fanboy by MadWithMusic reviews
After bumping into only one of his favorite singers ever - Castiel Novak - on the street one day, Dean finds himself invited out to lunch. And then again. And then again. Everything in Dean's wildest dreams slowly start coming through as Castiel finds himself falling for one of his biggest fans. [Eventual Rating Increase]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Charmed by pink.chocolate.unicorn reviews
"Hello, Dean." Dean forced a smile, a little confused by his reaction to two simple words - three syllables really shouldn't have him feeling warm, like there was something trapped in his guts. It wasn't the first time he'd been greeted with a tiny smile & a friendly look warming blue eyes. (Slash. Destiel. Kid/Family fic. Kid!Sam. Kid!Gabe. Rated M.) Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,055 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Dining with the Devil by MadWithMusic reviews
While up at bible camp, love sprouts between two young boys and they are forced to keep their relationship secret from even their closest friends and family in fear of being disowned for being anything but straight. They're left with only each other to trust as they struggle with the constant bashing of gay relationships in their families and churches. Rating may/may not go up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
A Split Second by Wandering Seas reviews
What if Jack had gotten there a split second earlier? What if his timing had been perfect enough to get the Doctor and Rose both safely out of harm's way? If the Doctor hadn't been shot, there would be no Metacrisis. If there hadn't been a Metacrisis, then Donna wouldn't have had her memory wiped. If there hadn't been a Metacrisis, then Rose wouldn't have left. AU Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,368 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Rose T., 11th Doctor
30 Day OTP Challenge? Challenge Accepted by PandoraTheFox reviews
30 Day OTP Challenge centering around Destiel. Need I say more?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,191 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Secrets by MadWithMusic reviews
Dean is an FBI Agent investigating a human trafficking case. Upon new evidence, he is sent to the small town of Haeven undercover. An ad is placed for someone willing to let him rent a room with them and he quickly gets a response from one Castiel Novak. Destiel fic!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
A Leather Bound Book of Moments by James-Padfoot reviews
This is a collection of one-shots that will primarily feature Captain Swan through (mostly) fluff, angst, and many other types of emotions that come with being alive. One-shots will most likely not be related, but may follow similar verses when possible. Will also feature canon ships.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,264 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
The Adventures of a History Teacher and an AutoShop Teacher by Secretlyademigodinthetardis reviews
The second part of the Novak vs Winchester 'verse - a series of timestamps in no particular order. Helps to read Novak vs Winchester before this - it's pretty good if I do say so myself. Expect fluff, smut, and angst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
It's Only Destiny by daisygirl101 reviews
Destiny? Ha. I laugh in the face of destiny. Ha ha ha. "Soul mate charms" and fairytales and magic are only a waste of my time. At least, that's what I used to think...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,278 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills - Complete
Frozennatural by keepcalmandfangirlon reviews
Prince Samuel Winchester is born with fire powers. But after a tragic accident, Sam shuts himself off from the world and his brother. How can he let go of his pain? Frozen/Supernatural crossover fic. Eventual Destiel. Hope you enjoy! UPDATE: New cover image credit goes to my very talented younger sister.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,665 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel
Bruised: A Destiel AU by Bunny2412 reviews
When the Winchester boys entered into New Oak high school, they figured everything would go normally. Castiel figured his senior year would go as his Junior year did. Smoothing sailing. Little did the boys know this year would leave them all bruised. Cover done by the amazing CanvasWonder at: www.fanfiction(.)net/u/4734274/CanvasWonder . Thank you!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W., John W.
Spelled by 4llamas
After hunting a rouge Cherub, Dean finds out that he and Castiel were destined to be together. Will knowing about their feelings make their relationship easier for them, or will it cause their friendship to crumble to nothing but awkward glances and conversations? Rated T but may eventually become M
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,343 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Angels in the kitchen by chibi-excel reviews
Castiel is an angel of the lord that is used to wars, but everything is at peace and so angels now help humans. A task Castiel is not so great at. Enter a three year old praying for an angel to help his brother take care of him and set their lives back in order after their parents death, putting Castiel into the foreign role of caretaker. Child!Sam, Destiel AU. Possible M later
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hot Chocolate, Zambonis, and Ice Skates by The Girl Who Flys reviews
Being an assistant manager at an ice rink is easy. Stumbling through a new relationship is like skating on thin ice. But Anna's definitely more than worth it. Kristoff can only hope that he is, too. Kristanna. Modern AU.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,864 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Blank Canvas by CoraLoft reviews
Supernatural AU- Angels, Demons, and Humans all live as one on the surface of the Earth. Drinking at bars together, going to work together, having fun together. Oh, and killing each other, being racist, prejudice, and worst of all falling in love with each other. The story begins with Dean Winchester getting his new job as a waiter in the wonderful, and completely run down-
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Bobby has Four Nephews and Dean thinks one of them is Really Hot by Perdition Raiser reviews
Bobby took in the Winchesters after their parents died, and in doing so had to stop visiting his nephews on Christmas, nine years later they're moving to Kansas and everyone notices when Dean can't keep his eyes off of Bobby's youngest nephew Castiel. Destiel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Dead Sea by AngelofOctober reviews
Castiel has always been gay, but he cares more about pleasing his parents- particularly his mother, and especially after she is diagnosed with terminal breast cancer. Castiel goes to school, gets married and has a kid. After the death of his mother, everything falls apart.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
I'll Try to Help You by CompassionAndCaring reviews
Highschool AU. In which Castiel is the new kid and Dean is the loner with the stutter. Eventual Dean/Cas and some Sabriel in upcoming chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,271 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
All Violent Reforms by lastknownwriter reviews
When the angel Castiel found himself married to a lonely mechanic to avoid deportation, he expected nothing in his neatly ordered world would change. But then, he never anticipated Dean Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,803 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Icarus by DestinyWolfe reviews
After Dean reawakens to find himself changed, Crowley helps him get on track to becoming the most powerful demonic military leader the world has ever seen. But first, they'll need an army. And that means finding new recruits for the Knights of Hell; Fallen Angels to corrupt and twist into creatures of darkness. Good thing for Crowley, he knows exactly where to start.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Castiel, Dean W., Crowley, Sam W.
Sick by AstROnAut reviews
Rose gets severely sick and not knowing what to do, the Doctor and Jack go to Jackie. Once there, secrets are revealed. Life altering secrets. Doesn't follow the show's story line, so no Doomsday! Jack is with them; also they have met Martha and Donna and they will be around. Gallifrey still exists and the Doctor is not the last of his kind.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Novak vs Winchester by Secretlyademigodinthetardis reviews
Destiel Teacher AU. Castiel Novak has recently moved back to America with his partner, Balthazar, taking a job at a local high school. He and the Mechanics teacher, Dean Winchester, have an instant hatred - but of course drama strikes, and they are forced to rely upon one another in the aftermath. Unbeta'd, rated M for language and smut. Disclimer: I do not own Supernatural.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,379 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Alastair, Balthazar - Complete
Forever Watching Over You by WatchTheSkyBleed reviews
AU- Dean is enjoying living a somewhat normal life with Cas, the man he adores, but fate has a cruel way of sneaking up on you. Will one ever be able to survive without the other? But maybe they won't have too. Lots of Destiel cuteness, some smut thrown in too for good measure :P (I do not own Supernatural or any of it's characters :( )
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Mary W., Castiel
The Green Doll House by futuremoffat reviews
High School Au. Destiel. Dean works at the family GreenHouse. One day, an interesting stranger comes along, only to change his life forever. Sweet, brilliant, Castiel who makes dolls for kids with terminal illnesses. Dean helps Castiel adjust to life in a small town while Castiel helps dean adjust to life in general. And, hey. Everyone loves a little T.S. Eliot to lead the way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Whistler's by Perdition Raiser reviews
Dean works at his little brother's boyfriend's restaurant part time. Castiel, little brother of Dean's boss is a super hot socially awkward college soccer player that Dean becomes infatuated with. DYE-AYYEE-NEWW. Destiel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Fractured by InterestingCorpse reviews
Castiel is human, living in the bunker and not coping very well. The only thing he can control is what he eats. Eating Disorder/Depression/Destiel Canon divergence from 8x22 onwards.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
in this endless night by skyestiel
Castiel is a bright teenager living a comfortable and promising life inside No. 6, one of the six utopian city-states. On the rainy evening of his twelfth birthday, a boy slips through Castiel's window, a boy that he later learns is, of all things, a demon. The two become reluctant companions; however, 4 years later, things change and ties become stronger. AKA: the Dean/Cas No.6!AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,589 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna
Unstoppable by IAmAPurpleLewie reviews
When Dean sees a nervous dark haired, blue-eyed boy in front of him in the line for the roller coaster what will he do? One encounter that leads to the Destiel love story. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,025 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
One For The Road by blowmiakisscolin reviews
Slight AU. Before Emma left Storybrooke and all of her memories behind, she and Hook shared a night together on their return from Neverland. But what happens in Storybrooke, doesn't always stay in Storybrooke... Angst/Humor/Drama/Fluff/Baby!Fic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills
Mechanic Fisherman with Tattoos is Hot for Teacher by Perdition Raiser reviews
Sam and Dean live in Camp Ellis, Maine and Dean, covered in tatts, working as a fisherman and mechanic meets his little student teacher brother Sammy's new boss and his patella's turn to jell-o. Castiel, Sam's boss, really really likes hot fisherman mechanics with tattoos. Destiel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Happy Birth Month To Me of Cheesy Tropes Challenge! by swlfangirl reviews
AHH sorry it's fixed now! Each chapter will be a different short story based on the trope provided in the challenge, I hope you enjoy MA just to be safe, Destiel throughout so slash .. you've been warned.. and I guess.. Wish me luck on uploading every day
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,417 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
My Schizophrenic Wing-man Hooked Me Up With a Guy Who Has Wings by Perdition Raiser reviews
Dean's best friend Meg Masters is schizophrenic and is trying to set him up with this ward aid that he is pretty sure she hallucinates. turns out he's real, and really hot. Dean, Sam, Meg, Jo, Ellen, Bobby, and Benny are this giant family. Destiel. AU. Lucifer and Gabriel are Cas' wonderful brothers of course.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Meg, Castiel
Let It Snow by ARoseForRose reviews
A year after the Eternal Winter, summer is once again back to Arendelle, and it's time for the queen's birthday. With Anna around, things can go either way. But when an old enemy comes back, this time bringing an unexpected, albeit very dangerous ally to help out, a birthday party is the last and least of Elsa and Anna's worries. (Not a birthday fic. T just to be sure.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,752 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
Always By Your Side by Sophia's-Obsessions reviews
Curiosity draws John to a strange boy sitting by the fence that borders the school yard. A strange boy with no friends and who doesn't talk. A boy with curly black hair and a mean older brother. As the years pass by and their friendship grows, John finds he is more than willing to always stay by that strange boy's side. Johnlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Boy Behind the Wall by AmmyeRellim reviews
(Name Change from Becoming the Sociopath) The boy behind the wall was always silent until night fell. Some say he was psychotic. He plays the violin well. A lot say he's weird. He has dark, wild hair. Most say he's a freak. His eyes change colour, greys, blues and greens. Everyone stays away from him. Well...apart from me.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Learning Curves by Roza-Dimka-Reader reviews
Sequel to Hook, Line and Sinker. FBI Agents Rose and Dimitri are learning how to deal with the new occurrences in their lives. With a newborn, tense jobs, and a few unknown enemies...how will Dimitri and Rose cope?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 178,873 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I Melt With You by hunters-of-221B-from-Gallifrey reviews
DESTIEL High School AU: Castiel Novak is the most popular guy at Samuel Colt High School as captain of the football team. He's got a girlfriend, friends, and girls pursuing him like crazy. But all Castiel can think about is the boy with the emerald eyes that ran into him. Destiel, obviously, and Megstiel in the beginning and hints of Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
BBQ Day by birdie7272 reviews
It's BBQ day! Dean takes Cas to the beach and teaches him a few things about being human. Little did he know Cas would be teaching him a thing or two in the back of the Impala. Destiel. Two shot: Fluff & Smut. human!Cas, top!Cas. Prompt by mishahoe (tumblr).
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
One day you'll meet a tall, dark stranger by Sakurau121 reviews
Set after Frozen. Anna and Kristoff's relationship is awkward and unresolved, Elsa is ruling Arendelle peacefully but in comes Prince Theobald from the Southern Isles, here to amend his kingdom's relationship with Arendelle. As kind-hearted as he is, his umkempt state, patheticness and lack of nobility does not impress Elsa. At least, not at first. But is everything as it seems?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Elsa, OC] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
To Death And Back by letthesongtakeflight reviews
Kay based, E/C. Christine returns to the dying Erik to confess her love for him and they spend his last days together. After he dies, Christine marries Raoul and tries to be happy with her new life, although she knows that she will always love Erik. But their happiness is shattered when Christine gives birth to a deformed child, reawakening the ghost from her past.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Christine, Erik]
Tomorrow by fionasank reviews
Destiel AU: Cas's 4 o'clock bus is always late, but once he meets a green-eyed boy at the bus stop, he finds that he doesn't really mind the wait.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Strawberry Wine by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
Castiel is sent to live with his Aunt Naomi on her dairy farm in Kansas. Miserable and bored, the only thing for him there is the handsome mechanic, Dean. The two form a bittersweet relationship that grows red and wild as their young hearts. They learn that the loss of innocents and first love are two things you can never truly let go.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Little Piece of Heaven by winchesteritious reviews
Castiel Novak runs a daycare in Lawrence, Kansas. Sam Winchester is a new boy, and his family has its issues. Sam is about 3 or 4 and Dean is 26.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,582 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You have two hours by Amako-sama reviews
AU / Sherlock and John's friends never, ever thought they're gonna have children. But that was before Archie. Because now, for his first day at university, Sherlock and John's friends realized that they should never let two insane persons like them have a son. For their mental health.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty
Agape by moonstones42 reviews
Dean's in love with Cas. Plain and simple. The only problem? Cas is ready to move on with his new life now that Dean has kicked him out of the bunker, and Dean's too guilt-ridden to do anything but pout about it. But when Cas's potential date turns out to be a babysitting job, caring for a cranky infant finally forces them to face their feelings for each other.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Take Me to the Stars by Ablissa reviews
Her life was dull. Very dull. Heiress to the extensive Vitex fortune, Rose Tyler had no hope for a life of her own. Not until she met the Doctor, a mad man with some delightfully great hair, a man who waltzed straight into her life and made a right mess out of it, showing her that just one day is enough to change everything. / Ten/Rose multichapter AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,678 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Lost in Time by gammadolphin reviews
Castiel is alone and wounded after the events of TSRtS, left to make his own way back from 1978. But the angel's power over time is not as precise as it was, and it is all he can do to cling to the one thread that will keep him from getting lost: Dean Winchester's timeline. He just ends up seeing more of it than he ever expected to, and it affects him in ways he never imagined.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,587 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Criminals and Missionaries by raven-flighton reviews
Dean and Castiel are reasonably settled with a son, Robby, and a daughter, Mary. Everything is going great until they move into a new town to set up yet another church in Castiel's branch of Christianity. They've passed through a lot of towns in their time but this one's different. After all, with a teenager like Mary in the house, nothing can ever be simple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] OC
Little coincidences by JoeCarol
We've gone through so much you and I, but I hope that we can still see each other the same way as we did before.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,060 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Dean W., John W., Mary W., Castiel
Temporary Bliss by ill-interrogate-the-cat reviews
Dean wakes up one morning, not at the bunker but at his old home. His brother is 13 and both of his parents are alive. He finds that he has to go to school and when he gets there he sees many familiar people such as Benny and Jess, Sam's old college girlfriend. Can he last in a world where his best friends, Castiel and Charlie, hate him? "It's all part of the game, Dean-o" -HS-AU-
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Moonlight Serenade by magnessina reviews
"I shall not disappoint him. Not now, not ever. I just... I just need some time. I think." If you want to find happiness, you must first learn how to be strong. Drabble-ish fic, E/C shameless fluff.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 30,750 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Christine, Erik] - Complete
Getting to I Do by jdmusiclover reviews
A series of mostly unrelated one-shots set following my last story "A Wish Your Heart Makes." Killian Jones has proposed to Emma Swan, and to his utter delight, she's accepted. Now all that remains to be seen is if they can survive the wedding-planning process. Lots of Captain Swan, a fair amount of Captain Cobra Swan and several dashes of general Charming family fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,172 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills - Complete
Roots by Jessica Kincaid reviews
Sequel to "That Sinking Feeling," but can be read independently. The anniversary of Liam's death sends Hook spiraling into a dark place. He shows up on Emma's doorstep, stone drunk. She realizes what he needs most is a place to belong again. Will include lots of Captain Swan, as well as Neal, Henry, Gold and Snowing.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills, Neal C./Baelfire
I'm Not Dead, Just a Little Broken by sociopathic-shezza reviews
When Sherlock returns, will everything be the same or will their world turn upside down? With Sherlock in recovery, and John struggling with his feelings for the detective, the crime-fighting duo have a lot to talk about. Eventual Johnlock, I promise . Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,617 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Last Apartment by matezey
Castiel works in the I.T department of a big marketing corporation called SunFocs. He loves his job and he is very friendly. Just your average run-of-the-mill guy. So why would anyone ever be attracted to him?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,616 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Dean W., Jo H., Ruby, Castiel - Complete
Family Dinners by bridecas reviews
Dean and Cas never met, but their brothers have. Once Gabriel introduces Castiel to Sam -Dean's brother-, Gabriel decides he wants meet Sam's brother too. After having met several times, they decide it's time to have a family dinner with all of them together. That was the first time Dean and Castiel ever laid eyes on each other; but that won't be the last time it will happens.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Gabriel
Beauty and the Beast by swordofthefang2 reviews
Supernatural AU. Destiel. A sometimes silly and sometimes serious story based loosely on Beauty and the Beast. Alright, maybe not that loosely. Starring Castiel as the "beauty", and Dean as the fearsome beast, living a cursed life alone in his castle. Will Castiel be the one to break the spell? Probably. But read and find out anyway.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Sooner or Later by Books In the Blood reviews
Three months after the loss of their child, Rose and the Doctor are running, not only from place to place but from each other. When the TARDIS lands on a tropical planet and refuses to let them in, they are stranded, forced to slow down and to come clean about their demons. The sequeal to my story "The Beat of Three Hearts"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,320 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Young and Beautiful by Rosaline O. Porshe reviews
Beatrice and Tobias met when they were just 8 and 10. As they grew up, they loved each other. And then Tobias left Beatrice for Dauntless, after they promised each other a forever. Beatrice picks Dauntless, determined to find Toby again, but as she finds herself falling deeper and deeper for her instructor, Four, what is she going to do? Continue her search, or give in to love?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,949 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Wanted You More by WritingDiva reviews
Rose leaves court after her fall out with Lissa, Dimitri and Adrian. None of them knowing she was expecting Dimitri's baby. Now six years later she will need the help of her child's father to fix a mess bigger than even she can handle. Will Dimitri help or has his love really faded? First FanFiction, please Review. I DO NOT OWN VA, ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICHELLE MEAD.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,444 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lips of an Angel by winchesteritious reviews
Castiel and Dean get into an argument and Castiel runs away. Dean decides he needs a break from hunting to clear his head and ends up in the arms of an old friend, until he gets a mysterious call one night. (Rating may go up)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Lisa B., Ben B. - Complete
The Epistemology of Cabinets by casocracy reviews
In the year 2106, the civilized world has fallen after the Last Great War. A chunk of Europe has survived and named itself the New Republic of Europe, and it's ruled by the strict laws of the Division. Every year, nineteen year olds are sorted into their careers. Rose Tyler receives a special assignment - to be an assistant to a mysterious man known as the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,058 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Martha J., Rose T.
Trial by Error by debraelq reviews
Dean as a dad, Bela as the crazy ex, Cas as her closeted, hot lawyer. destiel AU. Thanks catbean715 for the summary idea.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,722 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Effulgent by BrutallyHonest1423 reviews
It's been a year since Tris has become an official Dauntless member. Now it's her turn, along with Four, to train the initiates, so follow the ups and downs and jumps, in their adventure. rated T for language, love, and my sanity! NO WAR! sorry, I know the topic is a bit over used, but I just love it! previously titled 'Welcome to Dauntless!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Camp Counselors by TheLadyIsabel reviews
AU where Cas and Dean are counselors at a summer camp. The scenery makes for a perfect background for a new kind of relationship for both of them...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Castiel, Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Almost Out of Minutes by superwholock7899 reviews
High school AU. Dean and Cas have been best friends forever, but what happens when Dean tells Cas about his feelings for him? Destiel, some background Sabriel. Rated T because I honestly don't know how to rate and am paranoid.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Damn Blue Eyes by superwholock903 reviews
Destiel high school AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
The Connection of the Webs of Life by lifeofalostelf reviews
Highschool Au in which John and Sherlock meet each other over Tumblr and their connection grows, with the help of their IRL friends. (This was inspired by a tumblr post. I read it a long while ago or I'd give them credit here. It just mentioned the idea of John and Sherlock on tumblr and finally my mind decided I had to give it a go.) (Also I do not own the characters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,545 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Nicest Thing by skyestiel reviews
When Dean is whisked away to Sonny's home for delinquent boys, he can't stop thinking of how much he'd rather be anywhere else. That is, until he meets the shy, mysterious Castiel with piercing blue eyes and an affinity for shirts that are five sizes too big. 9x07 AU Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
A World Ahead by junejuly15 reviews
'If I were to kiss you now, would you let me' Sherlock whispered - 'Try me,' John growled ... A World Ahead is a Johnlock-fix-it-fic, following Sherlock and John from A Study in Pink to His Last Vow. Missing Scenes and plot holes will be filled, and in the end everything will be all right :) Chapter 9: His Last Vow - A truly happy ending
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snapshots by IncestuousChinchillas reviews
Fluffy Captain Swan oneshots of varying length
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
The Heart Asks Pleasure First by Kerkerian-Horizon reviews
When Sherlock comes home after assumedly being dead for two years, neither John Watson's nor his own reactions are what he expected. Johnlock, set post-Reichenbach. Ignores most of season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H. - Complete
Her Forever by LoveAvonTARDIS reviews
How would the Doctor's life be affected if Rose had managed to hold on and hadn't been trapped in the parallel world? Can the Doctor and Rose be happy in a world that's trying to tear them apart? And why does everyone but Rose know what's going on? Will they get Rose's forever? Series 3 Rewrite. [Cover art by viria13]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Lesson by Sovocraine reviews
What happens if you could change both the past and the future? Would you? Dean is given that choice. AU/Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Saving Him by sarah-might-be-johnlocked reviews
John and Sherlock's lives transform when they admit their love for each other. (Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
A Series of Destiel Events by nerdfighter2.0 reviews
When Cas gets cast out of his meat-suit, Jimmy reveals to Dean that Castiel loves him. But the forces of Heaven and Hell threaten to tear them apart. Can Dean swallow back his fears of abandonment to let Castiel in? And will Cas ever break free from the constraints of Heaven to fall into Dean's arms? Will the two ever get it right?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Feathers in the Opera by Wolfheart929 reviews
Phantom of the Opera AU. Castiel is a young singer in an opera house haunted by a phantom. A phantom who is in love with young Castiel but fears that he will not love him back because of his scarred face. Destiel. PS I suck and summaries and writing smut
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Meg M., Ellen H.
Hooked by colinruinedmylife reviews
When the kingdom's most wanted, and most charming, bandit Captain Hook hides in a mysterious tower, the last thing he expects to find is Emma Swan, a spirited but broken girl. And now the devilish handsome pirate is taking her on a great adventure and she is about to discover the world for the first time, and who she really is.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
God is in the Rain by OnyxDay reviews
Dean wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm and finds Castiel whimpering in the corner. Can Dean help Cas with his fear of thunder? And why exactly is an angel of the Lord afraid of a little thunder?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W.
Funny Little Brains by OnyxDay reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson meet in First Year at boarding school. This is the story of how they met, fell in love, and ultimately lost each other, only to find each other again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Summer of Levi by Aimee and Chloe asdfghjkl reviews
It's the first summer after college. Told from both POV alternatively. Long distance is hard, then Levi lets a little thing he forgot to mention slip.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Cath A., Wren A., Levi, Art A.
The 221b Shuffle by Maevelyn reviews
The tea is on, the fire is crackling in the fireplace, and the ipod is on shuffle. A collection of songfics.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Moving Closer by bananas-are-good-9 reviews
What would've happened if some of the episodes from season 3 & 4 were included in season 2? Would Rose and the Doctor realize their feeling sooner? Or would it drive them apart? Would Rose have been able to stay with the Doctor through Doomsday? Season 2 rewrite.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.]
A single red poppy by I'mEnglish'CourseIDrinkTea reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock bond after Lestrade finds out about Sherlock's husband in Afghanistan. Johnlock John/Sherlock and probably Mystrade Mycroft/Lestrade in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Finding Our Love Again by BritishSweden reviews
THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY OTHER STORY 'Do You Love Me'. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THAT THEN PLEASE READ THAT FIRST OR THIS WILL RUIN IT AND MAKE NO SENSE. Set a little while after the happenings of 'Do You Love Me' How will Dean fair when he is so vulnerable? Find out by reading the sequel. Rated T, once again, for Dean's dirty mouth! XD I hope that you enjoy it. xx
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Gabriel
Tomorrow Never Knows by hook617 reviews
Set after the end of 3x12. Killian, Emma and Henry settle back into Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] Henry Mills
Personal Space by fionasank reviews
Cas always sits by himself at lunch, not out of choice. One day, he's surprised to find he has company. (Destiel highschool!AU. Cliche as hell.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Change? Change is Good by AtLoLevad reviews
Rose told Dimitri she wouldn't get married before she turned 20. Now that her birthday has come and gone, she's anxious about his plans to propose. Lissa's announcement isn't helping things either.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Dimitri B., Rose H.] [Christian O., Lissa D.]
Hamlet and the Pirates by eight 0f hearts reviews
In a miraculous feat of Murphy's Law, Emma ends up paired with Killian Jones for an English project - one of the few people at her school that she really, genuinely Does Not Like. It doesn't help that Neal's back in town. [High School AU, slow-build CaptainSwan] - COMPLETE -
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,916 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Ruffled by Jinx2016 reviews
When the kingdom of Heaven's most wanted hunters- Sam and Dean Winchester choose to hide in a tower, the last thing either of them expects to find Is Castiel, a thousand year old angel with mismatch wings and a power never seen before. Together, the strange team go on a long journey, kicking up some truths, mysteries, and a lot of trouble on the way. /Tangled AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,419 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Clary the Demigod? by djrocks reviews
Clary? a demigod? not possible right? wrong. and who's her godly sibling? someone we know and love? oh yeah. and what about Jace? where does he come in? well if you would just read it you'd know. a DJRocks story. hope you like. R&R
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 75,684 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Percy J., Clary F.
The Same Familiar Spark by billyshezzascottholmes reviews
Sherlock is at home with his son, Hamish, when he gets a phone call in the middle of the night saying his husband's been injured in the war.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Walking Together by SailorChibi reviews
AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 103,322 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
14 And a Quarter Floors Up by bobbirose reviews
Something goes wrong in a case and John and Sherlock find themselves trapped in a malfunctioning hotel elevator, which leads John to discover something about Sherlock he'd never known before.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Bet and The End by raiseyourpinky reviews
High School AU: When Dean asks Castiel out to win a bet, he never counts on the consequences. It turns out Castiel isn't as ordinary as he presumed. And Dean isn't as heartless as he thought.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,971 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Fighting Faith by Steampunkmagic reviews
Teen AU. Dean and Sam have been raised as conmen and hunters. Castiel is an angel sent to observe humanity. Jess is an normal girl looking for adventure. Their worlds collide when the Winchesters get jobs at the state fair . Will they be willing to put it all on the line when lives are at stake and maybe ever their own? -Friday Updates-
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Little Darling by im-an-idjit reviews
Things aren't that much different now that they're dating. There's just a lot more sex. (continued from 'Fake It Till You Make It')
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Power Within by DarlingRed reviews
Sequel to The Weight of my Sins Just when things began settling down at the Bunker, a surprise appearance from a previously deceased Archangel complicates everything. Metatron is still running Heaven and Cas is the only one that can make things right, but at what cost?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hummel-Anderson Experience by xgleekx4lyfx09x reviews
Follow Kurt and Blaine go through adoption and adapting to parenthood with two hyper 10 year olds which will bring adventures, drama and very cute fluffy moments. COMPLETED!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,751 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 8,752 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Meeting at Chance by always-superwholocked-447 reviews
This time, what if Dean was the awkward, shy teenager in a crappy high school and Castiel was the popular, handsome and cocky guy? They meet for the first time being in all the same classes and connect instantly.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
An Unexpected Meeting by whiskeynmenthols
Dean is a loner with a passion for photography, Cas is a teacher with a passion for his job and students. (rating may change with progress)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Titanic by blackromanceangel274 reviews
I basically just rewrote the entier titanic movie into a destiel fanific. Enjoy :)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Sam W., Meg, Dean W., Castiel
What The Hell Is A Hufflepuff by Owl Lady reviews
Castiel Novak is nervous on his first day of Hogwarts. Will he be sorted into a good house his father will approve of? Will he be like his brothers? Will he be a success in his families eyes? Will meeting a strange winking blonde help him? This is the story of Dean and Cas growing up together at the most magical place in the world, Hogwarts. Eventual Destiel. Rude Language Warning
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
Playthings by angeiei77 reviews
Dean Winchester was not anyone's plaything. Nobody could get to his heart and toy with his feelings. Except maybe one miracle named Castiel. Castiel was perfect, and Dean believed in him even when neither if them believed in themselves. And it was Dean's belief in Castiel that saved them both in the end.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
When It's Time by PhantomWhisper reviews
It's amazing how a little thing can change your whole life. Castiel Novak's life took a turn when he fell head over heels (quite literally) for the green-eyed boy he met outside the campus coffee shop.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
I will try to Fix You by PiePrincess-andthe-FallenAngel reviews
High School AU. John Winchester is delusional, he's dragged his son's into his life and Dean wants out. Especially when they move to a new town; he meets Castiel Novak and realises that his life could be normal. But is it that simple? Contains Destiel. Angst; thoughts of suicide.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,412 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Charlie B. - Complete
A New Beginning by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
Sherlock is back and John wants nothing more than to be with him, new life an responsibilities be damned. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Novak Family by Anastasia Snape reviews
AU The Novak family is large and eccentric, & to them family is everything. With the sudden loss of their mother and father, the five brothers, Michael, Lucifer, Raphael, Gabriel & Castiel must come together to take care of their 15 year old sister, Abby. Read as Castiel and Gabriel deal with teenage hormones, overbearing older brothers and new romances! Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabe
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Christmas Aftermath: Holmes at Home by Pakmai reviews
Sherlock and John return to Baker Street after a rollercoaster Christmas. How will they cope with their new relationship in every day life? It won't be easy, life with Sherlock Holmes never is. Will they make it out stronger than before, or will it destroy what they have? Sequel to Holmes Family and Friends Christmas Surprises, Sherlock/John. NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,240 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through the Years by ecb327 reviews
A montage of AU Johnlock moments, from the moment they meet in a playground as infants to the moment they put a ring on it. Short vignettes every five years or so. Expect Johnlock angst, drama, and fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Laws Of Being A Human by ArticulateFiction reviews
A very human Castiel shows up at the bunker. Dean&Sam must guide him through the regular acts of being a human (such as eating, washing his clothes, bathing, etc.). While Cas is beyond frustrated with these mundane tasks, Dean and Sam are thoroughly enjoying themselves trying to teach him the basic necessities of being human. -Slow Destiel, plenty of fluff, and all kinds of fun.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,805 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My comrade by AngelKissesAndLoveBites reviews
Rose managed to save Dimitri in the caves. Join them as together they face their life together. with Rose about to graduate and Dimitri's family coming to visit, things may just get complicated.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Clarity by AngelKissesAndLoveBites reviews
The seniors of Vlads are going to a resort town for a month before they graduate. But what happens when Rose and Dimitri are roomed together after he told her he cant be with her until graduation? and with the tension growing between Adrian and Lissa, will they get to graduation without a confrontation and Rose's illicit affair being exposed? Dimitri never turned. Mason is alive.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Blacksmith and the Beast by Skittles Pie reviews
Beauty and the Beast!AU. John Winchester finds himself a prisoner of a beast, and Dean trades himself for John. While John rallies the forces, Dean stays with the Beast, but soon comes to realize that there's more to him and his castle of live household objects than what meets the eye. What will happen Dean realizes that the clock is ticking, and he's not the one who needs saving?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Do You Love Me? by BritishSweden reviews
A 30 Day OTP Challenge for Destiel! I would describe this fic as full of fluff with the occasional bit of angst and emotional speeches added in. I am a terrible summary writer but this story is about how Dean and Castiel went from friends to more with a different chapter and prompt everyday! Prompts are on the first chapter. Rated T for Dean's dirty mouth! I hope you enjoy it! xx
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,155 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Stuck With You by mugglex reviews
Stubborn as she was, Rose probably couldn't see past the hurt and betrayal to realize the immensity of what he had just done for her. But Jackie hoped that she would be able to… not just for her own sake but also for the equally lost and grief-stricken half Time Lord that sat beside her. Post Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,421 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate
Untitled by World'sOnlyConsultingCriminal reviews
Castiel and Dean are just starting to adjust to their new found relationship...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Ezekiel/Gadreel
The Charm of a Prince by SnowPrints reviews
Post Frozen: Anna and Kristoff have yet to address their feelings for each other, but a series of misunderstandings, overreactions, & poor timing may split them up for good. Will time force them to move on? Or can Elsa's efforts bring these two back together before arranged marriages and misplaced trust corrupt their last chance for love? Will it end in Kristanna? Possible ElsaxOC
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa
tie-dye shirts are rainbows and you know what that means by Perdition Raiser reviews
Destiel AU hooray! Dean is a mechanic in Lawrence and Sam goes to the local college, they live next to Lucifer&Gabriel Novack, owners of a local coffee shop. Their younger brother Castiel moves in with them and starts working part time at the coffee shop while also attending college and doing bike tricks. Dean falls for Cas when he falls into a pile of his leaves. we bit of Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,746 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Praise by asteriskss reviews
Dean Winchester is an angel who makes himself known to Castiel, a man of faith who's also a hunter. He's in search for the prophets but finds something else along the way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Gabriel, Sam W.
When They Thought Their Lives Couldn't Get Any Weirder by bringmesomepie reviews
Cas and Dean have been married for 4 years. Cas wants a family and Dean thinks that's just a pipe dream. Suddenly, Dean gets a call from a friend of Charlie Bradberry's...Somethings wrong with her...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W., Charlie B.
Holmes Is Where The Heart Is - Johnlock by SherlollyJohnlock reviews
Sherlock has been confronting Mycroft of his feelings for John for a while. After John sees an email admitting Sherlock loves him, John immediately returns the feelings. Neither of them thought they'd fall for eachother but with affections and feelings arising and the danger of even knowing Sherlock Holmes, will they get past the drama and stay together? Johnlock! John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper]
An Angel in White by angelofthepizzaman reviews
After a hunt gone wrong, Dean gets sent to a psychiatric institution. With a demon on the loose, however, the town is far from safe. Sam is missing, and Dean's doctor, Castiel Novak, is ironically the only person who treats him like anything other than a complete mental case.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W.
Hey There, Castiel by DarthAbby reviews
Set Season 9-ish. Cas just wants to be with Dean. Dean just wants Cas back. Singing is overheard, and heartaches are intensified. First chapter is a songfic to 'Hey There, Castiel' by sunnySniper. Fluffy hurt/comfort Destiel. Rated for feels. Now Multichapter, not all songfics!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Smash, Cas and Love by casgetouttamyass reviews
Cas is a paramedic, Deans the unfortunate victim -AU Destiel :) Warning: Homophobia, Sexual Content, Minor Character Death
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel
My Personal Paramedic by hbarker10 reviews
Destiel AU - Dean is an EMT at Lawrence Memorial Hospital after he gets a call out to a car accident and see's the extent of the injuries he doubts that the man would survive. But after the patient surprises everyone Dean can't help but get to know the man. TW - Character Death and Physical Abuse
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
He who waits by LadyTrista reviews
AU Sam has a major crush on Dr. Novak his college professor, too bad no one told Dean. Cas/Dean. No longer a One-shot. Chapter 11 has been rewritten!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,935 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Guardian by MadWithMusic reviews
AU Destiel After running late for class after gym one day, Dean Winchester finds that a guardian angel walks among the kids at school, and that guardian angel is there just for him. Nor Dean or Castiel know why he needs protection, but the danger is closer to home than either of them would want.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Crowley
The Cafe by miranda.l.scoggins
Castiel just wants to get away from his brothers and relax with a nice cup of coffee. But instead he meets Dean Winchester, and his whole world gets turned upside down.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B.
The Returning Soldier and the Consulting Detective by phoenixreal reviews
AU: John and Sherlock are engaged before he goes to the Middle East. Mycroft comes by a crime scene and brings Sherlock a surprise. I rated it pretty low because there's a little cussing and that's it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
The Beat of Three Hearts by Books In the Blood reviews
The Doctor has always said that he doesn't do domestics. But when Rose discovers she is pregnant, the Doctor finds himself changing his mind as he and Rose navigate potential parenthood and their feelings for each other. But when an old enemy resurfaces amid the family bliss, will the Doctor be able to protect his new family?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,981 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Nurse Dean by Gibby402 reviews
Story idea where Dean is a nurse, and loves taking care of people, especially his baby brother Sammy. Cas is a new doctor who wants Dean to let him take care him for a change. They have to get over bad things from Dean's past In order to move on together.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
New Boy by JensenAckles13 reviews
Prompt: Hmmm...I'm really in the mood for a high school AU. Destiel with Dean as his normal troublemaker self, but his secret is he's really smart. Preferably all human.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W., Mary W.
Smuggling Rings and Nightmares by daleksanddetectives reviews
John has been living with the two Holmes boys for several weeks and Sherlock decides he might come in handy on cases. (Continuation of 'Consulting Detective and Father of One', parent!lock au.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Perks Of Acting by HellaHades reviews
Dean is an actor and one day he meets Cas and his sister at a convention. After that he goes head over heels for Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
The Things We've Lost by bow-to-my-tie reviews
Rose Tyler had never had many friends. She had always expected a normal life in her normal, boring town. However, what she didn't expect was to end up captured in the Doctor's dungeon. Can Rose fall in love with the man who used to have two hearts, even though he doesn't know how to love? Will there be a happily ever after for her? Ten/Rose Christmas Special Beauty And The Beast AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, Rose T.] The Master
More than a feeling by Chocolmel reviews
On a particularly long hunt, John Winchester enrolls his sons in boarding school. Dean thinks this is a horrible idea but then he meets the boy with the blue eyes and slowly begins to change his mind. Destiel, Sort of Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
All That's Left by yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch reviews
SEASON 9 MIDSEASON FINALE SPOILERS Destiel. when Dean is alone, its obvious who he'll call on. So, this is my first fic, that I'm publishing, it's probably going to be four chapters, rated M for later chapters
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Crowley
The Effects of Being Human by megsdailyprophet reviews
Cas is having trouble adjusting to his new human body, so he decides to ask Dean for help. Some fluff, possible smut in later chapters. Warning: spoilers for season 8 finale.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Destiel Dribble Drabbles by MichiganStarKid16 reviews
I write Destiel things. [Lovely cover art by edgebug. tumblr. com]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
Of Drums and Wolves by yesimadramaqueen reviews
The Master manages to jump to a parallel Earth to attempt world domination again. However, he encounters none other than Rose Tyler. Suddenly, he's falling in love. Can the Doctor reach them before the parallel Earth and his perfect Rose are lost forever? AU at the end of series three. Rose/Master; Rose/Ten. Romance, drama, angst, and comedy. Rated T for violence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,768 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., The Master - Complete
The Hell That Is Powell Estate by BadWolfIsComing reviews
The Doctor has always had feeling for Rose and he had always intended on acting on them but being together could be more difficult than he thought when he accidentally agreed to visit Jackie once a week. Doesn't follow the story line so no meta-crisis doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T., OC - Complete
A Working Realtionship by HellaHades
(Cheesy name I know) Cas is a workaholic and Dean is tired of him working all the time. He wants to have a normal marriage like most people. Instead he gets a overly working husband who barely ever stops working.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,771 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Just Another High School Love Story by gripmetightcas reviews
Cas is new at school and has had a crush on Dean since he started school. Dean has had a crush on the new boy at school since he came to the school at the beginning if the year. Charlie is friends with both of them and is the only one who knows about their secret crushes. (This is a Destiel High School AU)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Charlie B. - Complete
Teeth as Tough as Nails by smellslikesalvation reviews
Dean is new, and Cas is conflicted. (My random, fluffy, college AU with a side of light angst. Sorry for the shitty description. I literally can't think of anything better.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
The Doctor's Daughter by animeandmusiclover12 reviews
What if, when Rose was sent to the parallel universe, she was pregnant with the Doctor's child?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Donna N., Martha J.
Lost and Found by prolixdreams reviews
In one of their usual brotherly spats, Dean says something really stupid. An archangel friend makes a surprising return to teach them a lesson about staying on the same team by kidnapping Sam away to the center of the Labyrinth. Dean has 13 hours to get him back. [Slightly AU-Dean was able to tell Sam about Ezekiel, and Ezekiel was subsequently evicted.] [Destiel] [Sabriel]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Living a New Life by TenToo reviews
Just after Journey's End, Rose and the Metacrisis Doctor try to begin their life in Pete's World. (Sorry about my use of American terms, I'm unfortunately not British and don't know the equivalents off the top of my head, so please bear with me). COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] Jackie T., Pete T. - Complete
A Reminder From Me To You by The-Sky-Is-Forever
"When Cas was saving Dean from hell they fell in love but when dean resurfaced he didn't remember any of it and Cas has been subtly trying to remind him ever since." Idea taken from a tumblr post by deanfucker (who is amazing).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Alastair
Doctor Drabbles by just1geek reviews
What if something happened that made Rose stay with The Doctor forever? What would their lives be like. I own nothing, wish I did though.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Wonderful Life of Castiel Novak by seacanary reviews
Castiel Novak is a collage sophomore with a million and one problems. On top of all the stress of getting a job and figuring out what to do with his life, Cas gets thrown into some unnecessary drama he wished he could have stayed miles away from. (Dean/Cas collage AU with hinted Sabriel in later chapters. T currently, but later chapters (flagged) will be M.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Cas and Dean's first Christmas by whiskeynmenthols reviews
Cas and Dean have their first Christmas together, Sam and Ruby come over for a visit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Ruby, Castiel
Destiel High School AU by fangirlintheimpala reviews
Destiel high school au. Cas was a loner kid who moved around a lot and ends up back at one of his old schools where he runs into Dean Winchester, a boy who he had a major crush on during his time at school.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Kevin T.
Wayward by Mouse and Stupid Productions reviews
High school AU. John left Dean and Sam with Bobby in Cedar Grove - a town that specializes in training hunters. Dean was absolutely determined to hate it but against his better judgment found himself making friends with a few of the locals, especially a socially awkward Castiel Milton. (friendship, family, romance, hunting things, Destiel, and my first SPN fic, rating to change)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Benny, Charlie B.
Praying for Redemption by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
When a stranger called Dean Winchester advertises for a roommate in the local paper, Castiel finds himself replying. Of course, Dean is only ever supposed to be a roommate - or maybe even a friend - but will he end up being more than Cas ever thought possible? Modern AU. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,810 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Born to Run by deathsteel reviews
Castiel and Dean are experts at running away from their problems. But, when circumstance brings them together in their senior year, will they be willing to face their demons and fight for something that really matters? Or will the fragile trust they build not be enough to repair the damage that's already been done to their minds and hearts? HighschoolAU[Part 1 in Musical Heartache]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 225,257 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
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Journey to the unknown: Sequel to Twins reviews
This is Cam, Nick, Jace, and Sam's journey to California to meet Daniel. A new problem arises not in the form of a villain, but in the form of each other. Old "loves" return. Will Sam and Cam's relationship last?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Percy J., Jace W.
The Mortal Instruments in High School? reviews
What happens when your favorite TMI Characters go to a High School in New York and joins the Glee club? What happens when they tell the they are Shadowhunters? READ & REVIEW!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012
Twins reviews
Jace has a twin sister, better yet one who is the daughter of Poseidon. So that means Jace and his sister are both half god half shadowhunter who have a big destiny to fulfill. Follow them on this journey of love and hate! Please Read and Review. Characters are somewhat OOC. Sorta a song fanfic, I believe there needs to be more of these... Read and Review!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Percy J., Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Granddaughter reviews
What if Dumbledore had a family we didn't know about? What if he had a daughter who has a family of her own now? Follow the life of Natalie Carmichael, Dumbledore's Granddaughter, as she finds her way through all the drama of Hogwarts. During Harry Potter's time she is the same year as him. Read and Review! Reviews give me motivation and chapters will come sooner rather than later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Albus D.
You learn somthing new every day reviews
Just drabbles of Magnus teaching Alec things arent as bad as they seem. Leave ideas for other things for Magnus to teach alec in a review. R&R! T for later content.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Being loved reviews
Just a simple oneshot that came into my head. Please dont hate me, this is my first story!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete