Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.
Hey guys i'm Samantha (call me Sam though or else) can you guess my favorite book ever????? If you cant there is something wrong with you;p well its the Mortal Instruments. Well, i really want to be a writer. No matter what people say about my dreams, their mine and i wont back down. That includes 90% of the guys i know in my new and old school. But I have a back up plan to become an English teacher if that dosnt work out. My pic is of my favorite creature in the world, a Faerie!
So this is me:
Birthday: September 23
Location: Planet Earth (or is it somewhere else???????????)
Likes: Reading, Writeing, The Beach, Manga, BLEACH(its a manga not the cleaner that would be weird), Music, fluff, Fanfiction, Kon, narwhales, hanging with my friends, visiting my grandparents in Virginia, and other stuff too but its such a long list I'm ending here.
Dislikes: JUSTIN BIEBER, homophobes, idiotic people at my school(*cough*andrew*cough*), sports, gym, belibers, Sam P, and anything else along these lines
Music: Where to start, Maroon 5, Glee, Avril Lavine, LMFAO, Micheal Jackson XD, Pittbull, and just anything to dance to( even though I'm a horrible dancer i just love to be crazy!)
t.v./movies: Glee, Bones, House, and Crimminal Minds. I hate reality TV its sooo stupid. As for movies, Warm bodies, Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Les Misriables, Pitch Perfect, and more!
Books: The Mortal Instruments, Cirque Du Freak, Rangers Apprentice, Hunger Games, The Infernal Devices, warriors, Percy Jackson, Fable Heaven, Beautiful Creatures series, Graceling, Fire, Bitterblue, The Halo books, and a lot more!
For any manga reader like me who have read Tokyo Crazy Paridise(if you havent you should) I HATED THE ENDING!!!! I'm scared now for the ending of Skip Beat cuz its the same writer. If you have read Bleach then good for you cuz its amazeing!!!!! So sad its coming to an end... But Gintama cheers me up!
To the people who like Warriors, I'm sad it ended but the ending was AMAZING! No i wont spoil the ending for those who havent read it though.;)
UPDATE FOR COB MOVIE!!! Relese date: August 23 2013 one month before my B-Day EARLY B-DAY PRESENT
Jace: Jamie Cambell Bower
Clary: Lily Collins
Isabelle: Jemima West
Magnus: Godfrey Gao
Alec: Kevin Zegers
Simon: Robert Sheehan
Jocelyn: Lena Headey
Luke: Aiden Turner
Hodge: Jared Harris
Valentine: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Pangborn: Kevin Durand
Blackwell: Robert Maillet
Madame Dorthea: CCH Pounder
Brother Jeremiah: Stephen R. Hart
Rapheal: Aldo Quintino *Rumored*
Vampire Lieutenant: Elyas M'Barek
Vampire: Alyssa Veniece
Alaric: Harry Van Gorkum
Eric: Chris Ratz
Blue-Haired Demon- Chad Connell
Raziel- Jonathan Seinen
Young Clary: Hope Fleury
Goth bar girl: Lucy DeLaat
Valentine loyalist: Alex Branton
WILL UPDATE AS MORE INFO IS RELESED TO THE PUBLIC!!!! I hope its soon though! (Wait till I have to take it down!)
OMG THE TRAILER IS AMAZING LOOK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Random stuff i copy and paste/ write
If you wanted Magnus Bane as you GBF but then realized he was a fictional character, and still wanted him, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! lollypopgirl98, Ty Grl XD, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm, GirlUdon'tMessWith, jenn222,blacknails512, SushiSasha244, MIgirl923
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
If you have evermessed up in a game in gym and started laughing at your fail, copy and paste this
I'm the type of girl who will do anything for my friends, for example, my best friends boyfriend dumped her, i called him and said, 7 days, and hung up.
Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.
If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you fit the 'crazy' definition found above, or the 'wierd' one, or are considered wierd, crazy, hyper, random, etc. yet your also considered the sane one out of you and your friends, add this to your profile.
SPPPLLLEEEEE! SPPPLLLLOOOOPPPP! ... if your extremely random, add this to your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch (American Eagle, Hollister, Aeropostale, Tommy Hilifiger, Pac Sun, etc.) told them it was uncool to breathe. If you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing their butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could play guitar, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile.
If you've ever had your heart broken, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile.
90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!
If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (the Hoverboard, Bungee Jacket and skintenna, Uglies; Jacob, Twilight; The Lightsaber, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars; EVERYTHING FROM TOKYO MEW MEW, Tokyo Mew Mew, BLEACH)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (once in Spanish lol)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Jace in the mortal insterments when he yelled at Clary in City of Glass and when Magnus broke up with Alec in COLS)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever reading a fanfic and had to do something and had to leave and when you came back you realize you forgot the stories name and can’t find it because the content was really good, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination and creativity, copy this into your profile.
If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your fave characters, copy this into your profile.
If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! (take no offense, miley. or fans. ;D)
95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!" (love this sentence!)
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!
Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
95% of America would go nuts if the JoBro’s were about to jump off a building. 4% of America would be screaming, “Jump! Jump! Jump!” If you are the 1% that would climb up the building and push them off, copy&paste to profile!
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, Missy789, HunterWildRocks, Ms Fantasy Freak Lolololololol, djrocks, MIgirl923
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you think Justin Bieber is a girl trapped in a guy's body (or possibly the other way around), PLEASE do me a favor and copy & paste this into your profile
You know you're a Malec fan when:
1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COG
2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus
3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid
4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy
5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject
6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec
7. you have dreams about them
8. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again
9. you almost threw COLS out the window when Magnus broke up with Alec but said he was still in love with him(thats just messed up)
10. you post this...just because you agree with me
101 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord VoldemortSure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, o dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry'.
52. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...
63. Throw tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'
73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy'
80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at random moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'
100. Let him catch you trying on Death-Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)
2. Don't say you understand when you don't. (that just makes you look stupid)
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. (We will respect that of you)
10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!
26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(but i don't have any other time to use it!)
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(damn you fritos!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(...how do i use regular soap????)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but i love the frozen crunchy-ness)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(...i wonder what happens XD)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(i thought it was gonna be cold! isn't that what heating is?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(but its quicker!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(we'd be so much safer if them damn 9 year olds stayed off the road!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(I hope so!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to space)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(oh i know the other use...the killing people use...right?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(damn it! why would you put nuts in peanuts???)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(what if i wanna eat the nuts before opening the packet?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(damn i hought i'd really be superman)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."(but its the most convenient way!)
lets see what I am!
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun(???)
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale(90% of my clothes were on sale...)
You have more than one house
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps (usually….. not always)
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, green, pink, red, or purple hair.
You dislike pink.
You dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo guys are hot (sometimes)
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.(that would be scary if i was!)
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with tongue flipped out
You can break dance
lets see... i guess i'm a geek. If you but a l between g and e I'm a Gleek which is soooo true ;)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.
I found this on Deviantart... it is by SuchCuri0sity and I just felt like I had to repost it. If you are against homophobia and couldn't read this without crying, copy and paste this onto your profile!
You were friends Since 3rd grade You trusted each other You treated each other Like brothers.
You were best friends Through middle school You played the same sports And were always at Each other's sides.
Then came high school.
You looked at him one day After he quit football. He looked the same As always. He talked the same. He walked the same. Nothing was different. You shrugged it off.
Then, a few weeks later, He confided in you He thought you'd understand And be supportive. After all, you were his best friend You'd die for him.
But once he told you, And uttered those words, You looked at him with horror. "Fag!" You yelled. And left him there all alone. You didn't want to be friends With a gay kid.
You stopped talking to him Even when he needed you most. You left him there all alone.
A year later, you heard on the news That some gay kid had died. You didn't care Until you saw his name.
It was him. Your friend. The one you left behind. You tried not to care As the newslady spoke And uttered those terrible words "He was found cold and bloody, Beaten to death in the street. Investigators believe He was all alone at the time As he tried to fight off His attackers."
You blinked away your sadness And tried to swallow your grief. All the memories rushed back to you As you tried not to think about The fact that if you had just been there And hadn't left him all alone, He would still be alive And his life wouldn't have been wasted By a bunch of kids you knew As they beat him in the street.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
THAT'S MESSED UP!
IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS
You were friends
Since 3rd grade
You trusted each other
You treated each other
You were best friends
Through middle school
You played the same sports
And were always at
Each other's sides.
Then came high school.
You looked at him one day
After he quit football.
He looked the same
He talked the same.
He walked the same.
Nothing was different.
You shrugged it off.
Then, a few weeks later,
He confided in you
He thought you'd understand
And be supportive.
After all, you were his best friend
You'd die for him.
But once he told you,
And uttered those words,
You looked at him with horror.
"Fag!" You yelled.
And left him there all alone.
You didn't want to be friends
With a gay kid.
You stopped talking to him
Even when he needed you most.
You left him there all alone.
A year later, you heard on the news
That some gay kid had died.
You didn't care
Until you saw his name.
It was him.
The one you left behind.
You tried not to care
As the newslady spoke And uttered those terrible words
"He was found cold and bloody,
Beaten to death in the street.
He was all alone at the time
As he tried to fight off
You blinked away your sadness
And tried to swallow your grief.
All the memories rushed back to you
As you tried not to think about
The fact that if you had just been there
And hadn't left him all alone,
He would still be alive
And his life wouldn't have been wasted
By a bunch of kids you knew
As they beat him in the street.
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. ( which is false cuz i have 2 possibly 3 gay best friends)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (I don't even believe in hell, so you can say that to me as often as you want... IDC!)
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (Wtth (What The Tokio Hotel)? I like black; deal with it!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (heh, no)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (Okay... yes, in my case thats true... but thats because I live in a rich town full of snobs that only care about sports and i have friends like that are like me but they are mostly at my old school and i have a few here at my new school but not as many as before.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all (Guys make awesome friends... they're funnier, less dramatic, and generally smarter than most girls!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. ( which is 100% false since the Nazi's were cruel and i have Jewish friends.)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (There's nothing wrong with being gay... I'm just not)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude (ROFL! No way is this true! XD)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. ( okay i'm am crazy. no i have a better word, mentally unstable as my BGF Nick puts it)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. ( not true i just dont WANT a BF right now)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.( like i said before its not true!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I'm not overweight, but compared to other people at my school i think of myself as, so i wont bold it.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (Now this is often true... but not always!)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too (No, and I don't approve of them doing it either! But I'm not gonna stop being friends with someone just because they make some stupid choices)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. ( no artistic ability whats so ever)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (Like I said before, I'm surrounded by rich snobs)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( this might be true in my case)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (maybe a bit XD)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (... wtf, people???)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.( beavers really??? and i hate hocky... my dad likes it though.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (Okay, yes... BUT IT'S NOT MY CHOICE!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (Can we say "RACIST"?)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (so what i dont wanna be a rude obnoxshus person( i no bad spelling))
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am, but that doesn't mean it's ALWAYS true...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (Most of the guys my age are either idiots, taken, or annoying)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (No, and I have tried very often to convince them to stop, because I worry about them!)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
with religion, i'm supposed to be christian but i really dont believe and stuff i dont like to go to church cuz i refuse to wake up at 6 IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!!!!
29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first (thats right! we are AMAZEING!)
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
24 things everyone should know about Harry Potter:
1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so you should never encourage him to try
2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with reading fanfiction about himself
3. Daniel Radcliffe will yell at you if you mock his character
4. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, you might as well surrender
5. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy
6. Sirius Black is way too sirius..don't you think?
7. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that or she's just crazy
8. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if you don't wanna be locked in a cupboard or watev..
9. Harry Potter knows how to use a wand..never underestimate someone who destroyed Voldemort..like what..10000000000 times?
10. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)
11. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year
12. Harry Potter is better than Twilight; no questions asked
13. There is not an anime version of Harry Potter...I so wish there was tho..
14. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART!
15. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know
16. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie)
17. Snape has a rather...err...large nose...
18. Voldemort likes to touch 14 year old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF
19. Harry Potter is emo
20. Harry Potter is very popular
21. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter
22. Harry Potter is fake because a ginger could not possibly have two friends
23. People actually wish they could be Snape
24. The Hogwarts Express is actually just a white van disguised to look like a train
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture (usually)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (please dont laugh power rangers are duh best!!! specially mystic force and lighspeed rescueXD)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (this is my dad's fault, long story)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Well i guess my guy side wins, before you say anything, i was raised with boys so that might be itXD
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321, InvaderVanessa:), Almighty Invader Bugz, Missbooradley, xx.Mrs.Peeta.Mellark.xx, MIgirl923
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Samizzle. Sounds like... nothing it just plain weird...
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): BLUE Penguin. BEST. NAME. FUDGING. EVER.
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Milsachi. Thats pretty epic! ... I don't even watch Star Wars. XD
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Slushie!!
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alohtdn. Cuz that makes perfect sense. XD
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): Ann... ?
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Marbles. :D EPIC NAME.
I pledge to think of Darren when I'm legally overage.
I pledge to think of Harkat in a golf cart when my ass needs to be saved.
I pledge to think of Larten when I need some life advice, and before getting in an RV I promise to think twice.
I pledge to think of Mika when I should be more tolerant.
I pledge to think of Kurda when I buy designer pants.
I pledge to think of Seba when I see abominations in the world.
I pledge to think of Paris when I embrace my inner nerd.
I pledge to think of Arrow when I'm feeling kinda badass.
I pledge to think of the Essie when I reminisce on vacations from the past.
And if I ever happen to feel bored lonely or depressed, I will not fear because my life was changed by TVF!
The Official DSS Pledge: (written by Elenafromthewoods)
I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out
I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about
I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake
I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take
I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg
I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg
I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool
I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool
I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill
I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill
I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo
I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew
I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map
I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap
I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath
I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath
I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then
Even in death may they be triumphant, amen.
The Hunger Games pledge:
I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me. I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry.
If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim. And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him.
When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time. And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime.
The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair. I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care.
I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce. And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once.
Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games. I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names.
I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind. I promise to remember the Hunger Games Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too.
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
Here's some info and differences between me and you:
You say Pink,
I say Black.
You say Pop,
I say Rock.
You say Justin Bieber(gag),
I say Evanescence.
You say Shakira,
I say Paramore.
You say Zac Efron,
I say Chace Crawford.
You say Valentine's day,
I say Halloween.
You say Claires,
I say Fluffykin's Wonderland.
You say guitar
I say piano.
You say drawing,
I say writing.
You Say The Hills,
I say Ghost Whisperer.
You say I'm a freak,
I say, why thank you.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?
(Isabelle and Jordon)No but now that i think about it... nah i wont read one
2. Do you think four is hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Jocelyn and Max) HOW WOULD THAT BE POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Simon) Ya they're pretty cool
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Magnus, Isabelle) Surprisingly yes due to their love of shopping and fasion
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Luke & Simon or Luke & Maia) Five/Ten cuz it makes more sense to me because nine is way to cool XD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
(Jonathen/Sebastion, Magnus, Jocelyn) Jonathen/Sebastion would say "Dude, thats my mom." then attempt to kill him
8. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Jace, Max) No not that i know of i would be deeply disturbed if their was one
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Jonathen/Sebastion, Jocelyn) Mom is here for you (im bad at titles and they probably would try to kill each other)
10. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?
(Clary) yes actually, my friend Ryan does and it kinda scares me a bit how he describes it 0-0
11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
(Jordan) Yes my friend Kay does
12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Magnus, Alec, Luke) No just Two/Four hello, Malec
13. If you wrote a song fic about eight, which song would you choose?
(Max) Only the good die young by Billy Joel
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Jace, Isabelle, Jocelyn) MAJOR GIRL WARNINGS in other words if Jace was to hurt Clary he would be beat up by Jocelyn and Isabelle
15. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
(Luke) A couple Months ago (Today is 7/18/12)
(16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Jace and Jonathan/Sebastion are in a happy relationship until Jonathan/Sebastion dumps Jace for Simon. Jace, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Jordan, has an unhappy breakup with Jocelyn, then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Clary
17. What would you title this fic?
Jace's Broken Road to true love
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb @#!*% ?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries
A good friend forgets about you when you move. A best friend atempts to kidnap you because the cant imagine their life without you
WHAT A KISS MEANS! (JUST CUTE :)
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Don't ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships
So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!
Greetings, new follower:
If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).
The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Yours in infamy,
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?
Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating. Aims of the society:
World peace To be evil To conquer the world Elimination of all Muggles Elimination of all Mudbloods Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix Elimination of (miscellaneous) To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!) To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes This statement is a lie.
List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:
(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)
Long Black Robes (Casual) Long Black Robes (Smart) Short Black Robes (for summer wear) Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent) Black mask (informal) Black mask (sequined) Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted) Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional) Wand Extra wand in case of losing first wand Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand
Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).
Coffin Dueling sword Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc. Saw Assorted chains Handcuffs Pointy stick
Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department
Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.
Death Eater Rules:
No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore. No Death Eater shall play the harmonica. All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch. No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident. A Death Eater must be pureblooded. No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded. No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason. All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.) All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames. All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?
As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:
Being slowly eaten by a manticore. Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom. Gradual impalement on your own wand. Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer. Death by Mandrake (according to season). The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.) Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties. Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).
What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?
Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.
What is the salary like?
You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.
Does the Dark Mark hurt?
Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?
Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?
No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.
But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)
Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?
You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.
Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?
Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.
What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?
This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.
The Death Eater Anthem
(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.
Who lurk beneath the undergrowth? When all is dim and dark? Who murder people in their beds Or sometimes in the park? Death Eaters! Death Eaters! Our blood is pure as pure! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! We all love Voldemort! We serve the Dark Lord every day, We're always very loyal And if with us you don't agree We'll boil you in hot oil! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! We're evil as can be! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! But if we're scared we'll flee! Our curses are incredible. We're known for our Morsmordres And though our leader is insane We always follow orders. Death Eaters! Death Eaters! We're wickedness collective! Death Eaters! Death Eaters! Yet rather ineffective! Health and Safety:
Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.
However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:
Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.
Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.
If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)
Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).
Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.
If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.
Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.
Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.
Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.
Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.
Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.
Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.
Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).
Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.
Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)
77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers
#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.
#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.
#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"
#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank
#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)
#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."
#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend
#8: Make a really big deal out of random things
#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem
#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one
#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason
#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song
#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom
#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously
#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically
#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song
#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"
#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere
#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time
#20: Sing the school song at random times
#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions
#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk
#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage
#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day
#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"
#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight
#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.
#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)
#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"
#30: Hack into the computer system
#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"
#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher
#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team
#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)
#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice
#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"
#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)
#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras
#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs
#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"
#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID
#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around
#43: Pull the fire alarm
#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown
#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard
#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do
#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.
#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"
#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion
#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"
#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly
#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker
#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)
#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know
#56: Change all of the clocks
#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes
#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"
#59: Wear a bag over your head
#60: Do something annoying during a test
#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"
#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class
#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently
#64: Spill balls all over the floor
#65: Shout out random things
#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably
#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper
#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE
#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically
#70: Flip everything upside down
#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"
#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything
#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it
#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"
#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"
#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on
And for the Grand Finale…
#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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You Know You're a Book Addict If: ( LOL, I am!)
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I do that with a 563 paged book.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
You've given Zen lessons to your friends (Oh Dimitri!)
Quotes from Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the
“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
“Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
“Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
“You don't get to decide," she said, "where I go, or when."
She pulled away. "That doesn't make any sense."
“Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead."
“She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again.
“I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire."
“His eyes softened. "But it doesn't change what we are to each other. It's like there's always been a piece of my soul missing, and it's inside you, Clary. I know I told you once that whether God exists or not, we're on our own. But when I'm with you, I'm not.”
most of this goes to SushiSasha244 since alot of this i copyed from her profile cuz all her stuff is awsome! READ HER STORIES!!!!! And to djrocks i found a lot of stuff on her profile and it was really cool XD!
Props to my BFFL CryslikeRaina who was one of my first friends at my new school. moving to a new town at the start of 8th grade is ruff, but i had her and my other friends who i will not mention cuz they don have an account on here helped me through the yearr. i love you all you made my first year at M* so great! Also to if the ground was the sky since she WAS my first friend there and all and through her i met CryslikeRaina and our other friend we will always have our Boston trip moments and our crazy year with the three of us, like our little clip after our spanish project that we should have left in. I still need to find that...
Like if the ground was the sky says, dont hate on my stories. If you got nothin nice to say dont say it at all!