Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Vampirates series, and Thor.
\ As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. /
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear."
...1 John 4:18...
God Bless You All.
だいさいなん ねこ Daisainan Neko here! It means Disaster Cat in Japanese. 日本語
In my profile picture Loki's eyes are just barely open and he's saying "...So I guess this is the end."...Thor's holding him and it breaks my heart and makes me write fanfictions... I love Loki :) *sheds little tears*
Me: I love Loki and the Avengers XD They are all so MARVELous ;D
Tony: Damn straight. *sips scotch*
Steve: Thank you, miss. *polite salute*
Clint: The rest of the world should be MARVELous like us, you say? I've got an arrow for that.
Natasha: Honestly, I'm just doing my job. *smiles*
Bruce: Ha... Well, at least I have some people who appreciate me, and don't just use the other guy. *adjusts glasses*
Tony: *slings arm around Bruce's shoulder* Science bros!
Bruce: Heh... Yeah. *smiles*
Thor: My friends are a wonderful team to be with, and Midgard is very precious to me! *giant puppy grin and booming voice*
Me: Okay, Gollum...
Loki: We're on amiable terms now, I suppose one could say.
Tony: *puts hand on Loki's shoulder* Aw, come on Reindeer Games! We love ya!
Loki: *shifts awkwardly* Ah, yes, thank you.
Thor: And brother, you and I are friends again, as we once were!
Loki: *smiles slightly* Yes, brother.
Thor: *crushes Loki in giant big bro hug*
Loki: *hugs back*
everyone weeps collectively*
Okay, wow... that was a rant...
My favorite pairings are Thane (Thor/Jane), TaserTricks (Loki/Darcy, lol), BlackFrost (Loki/Natasha. My absolute favorite Loki pairing, so I have to make Clint and Loki share 'Tasha... Uh oh.), FrostCondiments (Loki/Pepper... yeah I made that name up...Hahaha! I've only read like one fic for this pairing though, and I like Pep mostly with Tony, and her and Loki as just friends. Though I will occasionally go for some FrostCondiments XD), Pepperony (Tony/Pepper... or IronCondiments *waggles eyebrows*), Clintasha (OBVIOUSLY Clint/Natasha. Adorable)!
I've been into Thor and Avengers (including the Iron Man movies, the Hulk movies, Captain America... yada yada yada, pretty much a big, dedicated MCU fan [Marvel Cinematic Universe]) since they came out but I'm now working up the nerve to put up some of my works of the fandom here :D
I LOOOVE LOKITTY!! I love little Thorgi too!! Lol... little XD
I'm part of Loki's Army :) Clearly.
LOVED THOR 2!!!!! Woohoo. Can I just say... I'M EXCITED FOR PHASE 2! COME ON MARVEL, DISH IT OUT!!!
Avengers 2 coming 2015
Avengers 3 coming 2019
Get ready people, for the longest 5 years of your lives.
I could rant for pages and pages about how much I love this fandom, but that would be bigger than my Naruto rant section... and my Naruto rant section is big.
So I leave you with this: I am one of those rare girls who actually likes Marvel more for the plot than the attractive guys. Yeah, they're attractive, but that's not what attracts me to the fandom in the first place! GOD I LOVE SUPERHEROES! I spent my whole childhood wishing I could be one while all the other girls my age ran around wanting to be princesses... But now I have a few female friends like me *smiles*
All is well with the world.
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT AVENGERS 3 COMES OUT IN 5 YEARS! BBLSGHGHGASUGH!!! *pant pant* *green recedes* Okay, it's all good guys :) Have a MARVELous day :D
BUT WAIT! There's more! :D
Which Avenger Are You?
Tony Stark/Iron Man
[X] You like booze
] You are the life of the party
[X] You love gadgets
[X] You can be rather cocky
[X] Your favorite color is red or gold (I have multiple favorites, okay)
] You're good with computers
[X] You use sarcasm a lot
[X] You love getting attention (sometimes)
] You're good at mechanics
[X] You have issues with your parents
Dr. Bruce Banner/The Hulk
[X] You're good at science
[X] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[X] You like to be secluded most of the time
[X] You like wearing baggy clothes
] You like to meditate
] You like doing science experiments
] You try to avoid getting into fights
] You like wearing purple things
[X] You're clever
[X] Your favorite color is green
] You're good with a hammer
[X] You like coffee and/or poptarts
[X] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[X] You can be arrogant
[X] You have long hair
[X] You have an interest in astrology
[X] You can get sulky when things don't go your way
[X] You're willing to take a fall for someone else
[X] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
[X] You don't get on well with your sibling(s)
Steve Rogers/Captain America
] You like helping those in need in any way you can
[X] You hate bullies
] You're a great leader
] You're a bit of a do-gooder
[X] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue
] You like wearing things with stars on them
] You strongly admire the army
] You have a good throwing arm
[X] You like war films
] You're good at running
Colonel Nick Fury
] You like wearing long coats
] You're good at organizing things
[X] You're good at being in the loop
[X] You like guns
[X] You're good at giving information to people
[X] You like giving solutions to people's problems
] You like eye patches
] You work best as part of a team
] You like beards
[X] You like wearing black things
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
] You like wearing tight clothes
] You can do martial arts
[X] You're interested in the world of spies
] You have red hair
[X] You're quite agile
[X] People generally don't know much about the real you
[X] You like to make yourself look good (I try...)
[X] You can speak another language
] You're good at taking orders (I'm good at taking them and not following them...)
] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now
[X] You're very good at archery.
] You currently like/love someone on your team
] You like to wear purple and black
[X] You're very good at aiming,
] You've worked at the carnival
] You like working in a team
[X] You're up for almost anything thrown at you
[X] You'd be a top assassin if you ever took the job (hopefully)
[X] You're quiet (sometimes)
] You tend to get along with people well (It really depends)
[X] You want to be a great leader
[X] You want to prove something
[X] You're the younger sibling
[X] You've been/are overshadowed by a sibling
[X] You don't get along so great with your sibling (understatement of the millenium. What did I ever do to her? *fumes*)
[X] You're good at lying (*should be ashamed but is not*)
] You're adopted
[X] You're very clever
[X] You are able to manipulate people well (*should be ashamed but is not*)
[X] Your favorite color is green or gold
FINAL SCORES: Tony (7/10), Bruce (6/10), Thor (9/10), Steve (3/10), Fury (5/10), Natasha (5/10), Clint (5/10), Loki (9/10).
So. Least like Steve (figures) most like Thor AND Loki (again, figures). Now. How does THAT work? Thor AND Loki? *thinks for a moment* Oh whatever I am so done with logic and reason. Tony as runner-up, Bruce not far behind. Nat, Clint, and Director Pirate Patch tied at 5.
nods head* Pretty good. I saw the Loki thing coming (again, maybe I should be worried that I've been manipulating people since I was little... Pfft, nah.) and I saw the Steve thing coming too. On what planet could one be like Steve and Loki at the same time? Not here. Saw Tony as runner-up to Loki coming. But I did NOT see Thor as tying for 1st. With Loki. Well, you learn something new everyday.
Today I learned I have a split personality XD Wait! No! I literally actually am bipolar! So my more manic side must be Thor, and my depressive side is Loki! *gasps* It all makes sense now! I'm not even joking! Holy crap, I think I just had an epiphany!
You should try this form too. You may learn something about yourself you didn't know...
OH YES MY OTP IS CANON!!!!! NARUHINA!
About Naruto lately... WTF, KISHIMOTO-SENSEI?!?!?! YOU SAID NARUTO WILL GO FOR ANOTHER YEAR, HOW MANY MORE YOU GONNA KILL???? I am one more fictional character death away from giving up on life...
Fandom: REALLY, SENSEI?!
Kishimoto-sensei: I can do whatever the fuck I want
Yet I still love him and his manga to death!!! Argh!! Conflictions!!!! Plus the newest chapters made me cry I was so happy! Thank you, Kishimoto.
On an unrelated note, just gotta say, my favorite Naruto/Naruto Shippuden chapters are 590, 615, and 631. They top them all. Itachi leaves Sasuke and says he'll love him forever... Ah brothers. And now NaruHina is canon :) And I'm not going to spoil 631 :D
In case you're wondering, I do dress and do my hair in the emo style. But whatever, right? I told you so now you can picture me in your heads!
The quote that stood out to me the most in Naruto Shippuden was from the manga, chapter 611. NARUTO: This is no longer a half-assed band...!! Take a good look 'cuz what you have here is the Ninja Alliance Jutsu!!! The most terrifying and awesome jutsu in ninja history!!!! It's a jutsu that's gonna kick the Infinite Tsukiyomi's ass! WRAP YOUR USELESS HEAD AROUND THAT!!!
My OTP (well really 2): NaruHina (CANON, BITCHES!!!!!) & SasuSaku!!!!! LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR. I HATE SASUNARU & ITASASU *shudders at those unspeakable names* MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD. IN FACT I HATE ALL YAOI (AND YURI).
My personality: A mix of Sasuke, Deidara, Gaara, Suigetsu, Shikamaru, and Tsunade. I know! I'm weird! Yes, multiple friends have actually told me I'm like these characters O.O
Gender: Female. Very proud!
Hair color: Naturally dirty blonde but it's now dyed raven black.
Eye color: Blue-grey
Favorite Japanese Bands: DISH//, Ajikan (Asian Kung-Fu Generation), NICO Touches the Walls, Flow, Stance Punks, Snowkel, Hearts Grow, and a singer I really love is Ikimono Gakari!
Favorite animals: Snakes, cats, dragons, tigers, and all big cats.
Relationship Status: MENTALLY DATING ZUKO, SOKKA (A:TLA), SASUKE, SUIGETSU, DEIDARA, GAARA, ITACHI, SHIKAMARU, NARUTO, KIBA (Naruto), LUFFY, ZORO, SANJI, SHANKS (One Piece), NATSU, GRAY (Fairy Tail), PRUSSIA (Hetalia), L (Death Note), DEATH THE KID, SOUL (Soul Eater), KIRITO (SAO), RIN (Blue Exorcist), UMEHITO (Ouran Host Club), RON WEASLEY (Harry Potter), LORCAN FUREY (Vampirates), ARAGORN (Lord of the Rings), and I could go on and on. Naw I'm really in a relationship... sort of... his parents don't want him to date...
Favorite animes and mangas: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden (favorite Naruto movie is Road to Ninja!), One Piece, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Soul Eater, Sword Art Online, Hetalia, Blue Exorcist, and Ouran High School Host Club! I will one day have a Beelzenef puppet!!!! And I will name my next cat Beelzenef!!! Teehee yes...
I have lots of animes/mangas I really like, but Naruto will always be my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. So many memories :) Plus the art, story, characters, and music (heh heh) are the most amazing I've seen. The characters interact with each other and react to situations in the most realistic way I've ever seen in any anime/manga. The best anime/manga is Naruto, for certain!! Kishimoto Masashi is so unbelievable!!!
But I also love One Piece SO MUCH. Yay pirates!!!
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER WAS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD! ZUTARA FUCK YEAAAAAA ZUKO SO HOT, KATARA SO ADORABLE, I MEAN COMEON PEOPLE!!!!!! SHOW ME ALL YOUR ZUTARA LOVE, FELLOW ZUTARIANS!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOO CAN'T WAIT FOR ZUTARA WEEK2013! THEN THE YEAR AFTER THAT I HAVE THE 2014 WEEK TO LOOK FORWARD TO, AND THEN- well you get it. BUT OHHHH YEAAAAA I CAN BARELY KEEP MY CACTUS JUICE DOWN WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT! wait, you did not just read that from me! shhhhh don't tell! just bring me Momo and Sokka so we can all hullucinate together YAY! Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest! Teehee. ZUTARA SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED! But Kataang is still cute, I gotta admit... don't hate me.
FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN AVATAR: Zuko, Katara, Toph, Sokka, Aang, Iroh, Ty Lee, Mai, Suki, Momo, Appa, Ursa, Avatar Kyoshi, The Dark One (HE'S FROM THE AVATAR GRAPHIC NOVELS, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM DO IT NOW BECAUSE THE NEXT SERIES WILL BE ZUKO LOOKING FOR URSA *HIS MOTHER*)
LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Ozai (wut a jerky creep), Azula (blue is azul!), Jet (meh.), Zhao (GUYS HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY!), too LAZY to list more.
Okay I admit it, I don't like Legend of Korra. I just DON'T! Maybe I just can't let go of the Gaang.
FAVORITE AVATAR PAIRINGS: Zutara (um... duh), Toko (ik, ik... but it's cute! I like them as just partners in crime too), Taang, Tokka (couldn't resist), Maiko (like it, don't love it), Ty Lokka, Sukka.
LEAST FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Azula/Zuko *barfs for 10 minutes* , any yaoi (boyxboy) or yuri (girlxgirl), Ursa/Ozai, Zuko with any girl that isn't Toph or Katara, Jet/anyone, Katara/Haru, idk... I think there might be more.
I LOVE, I mean LOVE Harry Potter and my favorite characters are Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, and Blaise Zabini (ya know, the black boy who was chillin' with Draco in the 6th & 7th books/movies... yea, him...). Oh and also Crookshanks and Buckbeak! Teehee yea. Yes, I support DRAMIONE! WAHOOOOOO! But Romione is still kinda cute. But I also likeRon/Pansy... I know, I'm weird! Severus Snape and NymphadoraTonks :) And Neville/Luna. Oh and Luna/Draco a little. And yes, I'm against Snarry *barfs everywhere*. I also support Blaise/Ginny. I slightly support Draco/Ginny. I am pretty much against most yaoi (slash). No offense, everybody. I have nothing against the actual people involved I will still be your friend c:
I could say more about how much I love Harry Potter, but I'm lazy so this is enough proof: I've been to Harry Potter World twice and it. Was. FUCKING. Amazing. Both times!
I LOVE NARUTO! I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH TO THE POINT THAT PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE! AND I MUST BE!!!! I really do love it so much! It's so intense and cool and action-packed and I love how Tsunade turned Sakura into a powerhouse!!! But that's just one of the many things I love about it! Jinchuriki are the bomb it would be so cool to be one! I have so much more about Naruto that I would like to say, but there's just so much and I'm so lazy.
FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Hinata, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Neji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Lee, Kiba & Akamaru (awesome little pair, they are!), Suigetsu, Deidara, Yahiko, Konan, Nagato, Jiraiya! SUPER AWESOME ANIME tons of action and fuckin' amazing characters!!! The Akatsuki were so cool!!!
Characters I don't really like... Well I don't actually hate any main protagonists like some people do. Which means I'm free to hate on Karin, Kabuto, and Orochimaru as much as I want! AND I HATE DANZOU AND THE ELDERS! FUCKING BASTARDS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, SASUKE! 'Cause, you know, he killed Danzou and Karin with chidori :D Made me SO happy!!! Well... in my mind Karin is dead. Apparently not in Kishimoto-sensei's.
FAVORITE PAIRINGS: SasuSaku (Forever!!!), SasuHina (sounds weird, I know... but it's pretty cute), SasuTema (it's pretty epic!) NejiTen (Neji... *sniff* still adorable!), NaruHina (I am soooooo glad it's finally cannon!!!!!!), ShikaTema (even Kishimoto-sensei likes this pairing, so I'm hoping for the future!), KibaHina, GaaHina.
LEAST FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Anything yaoi, yuri, or incest *gross, incest! Barfs for ten minutes* , anything with Orochimaru *gags* or with Karin. Gosh I wish she was real so I could kill that mother fucking bitch. I don't really have a bone to pick with other pairings.
I AM SO GLAD KARIN TO DIED OH MY GOSH THAT PSYCHOTIC BITCH! I AM SO HAPPY DEAR SASU KILLED HER!!! (in my mind) Wahoo talk about Grell female look-alike. You Black Butler/Kiroshitsuji fans know what I mean ;)
My gosh I wish I had a dog like Akamaru! A little while ago we were about to get a white boxer pup and I got naming rights. So naturally I wanted to name him Akamaru and buy it a red collar or something. But then my mom changed her mind and we didn't get the dog *sigh* what a drag.
Sometimes I feel like Shikamaru! I've been tested to be super smart, but I am just sooooooo lazy! Sometimes I also feel like Kiba and Sasuke personality-wise. No girls can match up to me! I am the supreme queen of all females, and so much that only hardcore guys can ever hope to be like me!!! Ha... just kidding ;) But in all seriousness, you can't beat me! Heehee
Haha Hashirama and Madara had the best bromance ever XD Also Naruto and Sasuke!
1.) Who is/are your favourite character/s? Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Hinata, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Neji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Lee, Kiba & Akamaru, Suigetsu, Deidara, Yahiko, Konan, Nagato, Jiraiya! A lot, I know, I know...
2) Which is/are your favourite pairing/s? NaruHina, SasuSaku, SasuHina, SasuTema, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaHina, GaaHina
3) Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai fan? Nope not at all. Bleh
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto character(s)? No because I'm broke. Would cosplay Sasuke, Hinata, or Gaara if I had any money. Yes, I'm a girl but who cares
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise! Playing cards, character magnets, a Shippuuden Sasuke plushie (with his sharingan on!!), a Shippuuden Shikamaru plushie, a Sasuke wristband, a Gaara wristband, lots of bookmarks, some stickers, a necklace with the Konoha symbol on it, Sasuke's Mangekyou Sharingan contacts (aw yeah bitches XD), a Naruto Shippuuden DVD with about 20 episodes (YAY!!), Naruto Shippuuden the movie: Road to Ninja, and lots of manga! I have two self-made shirts. They're both black t-shirts with white fabric paint and #1 says:
the only canon ship
deal with it
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Well in all honesty I feel like my personality would go well with Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, Deidara (ART!), or Suigetsu. Buuuuut I'm pretty much convinced I'm destined for Sasuke. I'm dead serious most of the time and have not had the happiest life. Plus I've gotten revenge on several people. Like beating them into next week for disrespecting my best friend. So... yeah
7) Naruto/Hinata or Kiba/Hinata? NARUHINA!!! It's canon now, and don't you forget it.
8) Sasuke/Sakura or Sasuke/Naruto? SASUSAKU!!! Forever! GROSS I despise sasunaru!!
9) Which team is your favourite? The Allied Shinobi Forces of course!!! But out of the original gennin teams: Team 7 & Team Guy!!!
10) Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi = Obito) *SPOILER ALERT* Well... that's a funny story. At first I was like "Tobi is so Obito!" then I began to doubt myself "Naw... I'm being stupid it's just a myth." then I read chapter 599 "SO I WAS RIGHT!" So technically yes AND no. I changed my mind a few times. And it's not even a theory anymore!
11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Not a theory anymore but I always did.
12) Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi AND Deidara. Deal with it... Also Konan and Nagato
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke of course!! Geez do you even need me to answer that? It's kinda obvious
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? I skip the fillers that go back to Naruto when they were all little. Other than that, I'm all caught up.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yup!
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? False. He has ADHD.
17) Sub or dub? Sub!!!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. She's a f*cking powerhouse
19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoying. Sometimes I felt like Deidara when I watched the episodes he was in when he used that stupid little voice
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? *SPOILER ALERT* Add an o...
21) Guy Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Uh... average I guess
22) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku without a doubt
23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Awesome and totally kickass!!!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Always Sasuke
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Well yeah. Duh.
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes but I haven't posted even half of them yet!
27) Do you like lemons? Depends on who it is but most of the time sure. No mindless smut. Gotta be a story with a plot. Unless I'm just in the mood for Sasuke & Sakura to get it on...
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I tell my mom about them sometimes but she has awful memory.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? YES I love it!
30) Have you ever seen the Naruto Ultimate Fan Flashes? Yeah they're pretty cute.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes! I'm a Naruto missionary!
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes!
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope they kinda just stared...
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes a lot!
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yep.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Of course!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Are wa nan desu ka?! (What is that?!) Answer: No...
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Only about everyday of my Naruto-centered life
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Yes! I know, I'm a freak.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah I have 2 or 3. For personal usage *grins*
41) Do you look/act like a Naruto character? I act like a lot of them most of the time. Holy crap it's like I absorbed their personalities!
42) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Completely! But I don't mind!
Which Akatsuki Member Are You Most Like?
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] - I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - My closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 2]
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot but deep down I love him/her/them.
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. I am Intelligent.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (Annoys the fucking hell outta me)
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me
[Sasori Score: 3]
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. (Thank goodness I don't)
[Deidara Score: 6]
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 2]
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[X] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (Deal with it)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.
[Hidan Score: 7]
[ ] - I have a split personality meaning two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[ ] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 4]
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score: 1]
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (Was)
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.
[Orochimaru score: 4] (Fuck it I hate him)
Well it looks like I'm Hidan and Deidara. I kind of expected that. Least like Tobi and Konan. Hm.
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Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
I have done lots of these!!
You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when...
1. You make a leaf village forehead protector.
Proof that Sasuke cares for Sakura..
-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.
-When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come.
-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.
-During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.
-Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.
-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go.
-Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.
-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side...the pity things is it wasn't enough...
-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.
-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.
-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.
-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.
-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.
-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.
-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face. (More than just a hint in my book.)
-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.
-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.
-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people!
-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.
-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think?
-The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out.
-In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is.
-Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something.
-When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.
-After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up.
-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something.
-Very subtle hint that may just be my opinion. When Sasuke blows up the hallway and he's looking down in the hole at Sai, Sakura is the first one to see the new Sasuke. She's the one he last saw when he left Konoha (left the city, not during the Find Sasuke Arc) and she's the first one he sees out of Team 7.
-When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato go to find Sasuke, and after they do. It was after Sasuke talked with the Kyuubi. He said that he didn't want to use any of his cruder methods. Of course, Orochimaru stopped him, but that shows that even after two and a half years, he still cares, even if it's just a little. He still has "bonds."
-When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato met up with Sasuke, the only one to come out from that meeting physically unharmed was Sakura.
-Some say that Karin, in Team Hebi, has hot pink hair. That is possible, cause if the pink is darker, i think manga-drawers would actually make them black...well, you can't make them grey, like between light pink and brown or red. But back to the topic. If Karin did have pink hair then maybe Sasuke picked her because she reminded him of Sakura. The pink hair and the specialty with chakra.
-In the first Naruto movie, at the end when the Snow Country became the Spring Country, when all the snow melted, you could see Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke had his head resting on Sakura's lap and he didn't mind.
-All throughout the movie, Sasuke and Sakura were always working together.
(I am Taurus! Jiraiya: "A ninja is one who endures." In Japanese "ninja" and "endure" are written with the same kanji. So I have great news! If you are also a Taurus like me, you are a shinobi! [ninja])
AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.
Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.
6/9/87 - 3/14/08
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If you think child abuse needs to stop, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Aw, so sad!)
My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late, His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
(This is very sad, please go and post this for others may read and feel the same as I and others do) (DO IT! Do it NOW!!! Please)
Stereotypes: All I have to say is that they suck dragon balls (HA! Anime reference...) so stop believing them. NOW. Yes that includes the emo ones! They aren't true.
Bye! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Man, Tobi ("Tobi" ha. Nice try you little masked liar we all saw through your disguise soooo easily) he annoys me but it's fun to shout random Tobi stuff.
じゃ、 まって ね。 See ya later.
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