Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Vampirates series, and Thor.
BEWARE NOT A NARUTO MANGA SPOILER FREE PROFILE
MY STORIES HAVE SPOILERS TOO
THERE ARE MANY SPOILERS
HEED THIS WARNING
"Finally... They're back."
-Hatake Kakashi, Naruto Chapter 699
Naruto is my biggest fandom.
Just a warning in case you couldn't tell... So you know what you're getting into.
I ALSO SUPPORT KISHIMOTO, THE ENDING, AND THE CANON PAIRINGS FULLY SO IF YOU DON'T YOU MIGHT WANNA GET THE F OUT RIGHT NOW.
DEAL WITH IT DATTEBAYO
Now for some fun with the German Naruto opening 1, a classic joke of our fandom XD
Twelve years ago,
If you believe it!
... Still hilarious.
だいさいなん 猫(ねこ) Daisainan Neko here! It means Disaster Cat in Japanese. 日本語
Favorite band: NICO Touches the Walls, Flow, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, DISH//, and High and Mighty Color, bands from Japan. The lead singers' voices are so perfect XD
Favorite anime/manga (in no order, but Naru is #1): Naruto (manga only... but I watched most of the anime... it was slaughtered.), One Piece (anime and manga), Bleach (manga only), Fairy Tail (anime and manga), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (and the manga). Yes, I am a sucker for the Big 3 XD Though don't get me wrong, I love many others but those are the most loved! (Examples of others can be found in my Favorites List)
NOTE: I have not written or read fics for even half of my fandoms, but maybe some fics shall be posted... I like mostly anime/manga, with the exception of Harry Potter, Marvel, and Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Just warning you.
1.) Who is/are your favourite character/s?
TOP 5 (Sasuke is #1, the next 4 don't really have an order, I love them equally): Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Itachi.
The rest: Minato, Killer B, Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru, Temari, Hinata, Suigetsu, Deidara, Hidan, Jiraiya, Tsunade! ALSO (SPOILERS FOR MANGA): Sarada, Boruto, Himawari, Shikadai, Inojin, and Mirai (Asuma & Kurenai's daughter).
2) Which is/are your favourite pairing/s? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, SaiIno, KakaAnko, AsuKure, Shikadai x Himawari, Inojin x Sarada, Boruto x Sarada. I used SasuHana once... but that was mainly because I couldn't figure out how to put Sakura into the story lol! And it was a crackyish fic. I don't actually like the pairing.
3) Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai fan? Nope not at all. Bleh
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto character(s)? No because I'm broke. Would cosplay Sasuke if I had any money. Yes, I'm a girl but who cares...
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise! Playing cards, trading cards, character magnets, 4 Naruto Shippuuden themed ramune bottles, a Shippuuden Sasuke plushie (with his sharingan on!!), a Shippuuden Shikamaru plushie, a Sasuke wristband, a Gaara wristband, lots of bookmarks, some stickers, a necklace with the Konoha symbol on it, Sasuke's Mangekyou Sharingan contacts (aw yeah bitches XD), 2 Naruto Shippuuden DVDs with 13 episodes each (YAY!!), Naruto Shippuuden the movie: Road to Ninja, LOTS of manga, and a shirt that has Sasuke and Naruto on it!
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Well in all honesty I feel like my personality would go well with Sasuke or Shikamaru. But ultimately I'd have to say Sasuke. We act similar and think along the same lines. I understand his reasoning in the things he does on an emotional level. I empathize with him heavily. So... yeah. I sound crazy, don't I...? Then again, I'm smart but too lazy to apply it, lazy in general, and Shikamaru and I both think in the same tactical ways, and I'm pretty down to Earth... But though I love them both, if I had to pick one, it's Sasuke, hands down. Both in looks and who he is. He's a very complex character.
7) Naruto/Hinata or Kiba/Hinata? NARUHINA!!! My OTP! It's canon now, and don't you forget it!!
8) Sasuke/Sakura or Sasuke/Naruto? SASUSAKU!!! My OTP! Also canon!!
9) Which team is your favourite? Team 7 will forever be in my heart :') Their bond is my heart and soul, it makes me all warm and fuzzy, but it's also painful at times... Ah well. Such is love.
10) Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi = Obito) *SPOILER ALERT* Well... that's a funny story. At first I was like "Tobi is so Obito!" then I began to doubt myself "Nah... I'm being stupid it's just a myth." then I read chapter 599 "SO I WAS RIGHT!" So technically yes AND no. I changed my mind a few times. And it's not even a theory anymore!
11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Not a theory anymore but I always did.
12) Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Hidan, and Deidara. I can't decide... Deal with it... Also Konan and Nagato and Yahiko, since he founded the original. BUT ITACHI IS MY NUMBER 1 OUT OF THESE.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke of course!! Geez do you even need me to answer that? It's kinda obvious
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? I skip the fillers. Other than that, I'm all caught up.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yup! It's over *sobs*
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? False. He has ADHD.
17) Sub or dub? Sub!!!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. She's a f*cking powerhouse
19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? ...Both.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? *SPOILER ALERT* Add an o...
21) Guy Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Uh... average I guess
22) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku without a doubt
23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Awesome and totally kickass!!!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Eh, none. Kishi is the master and the characters deserve no less than to be written in character by the fans.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Well yeah. Duh.
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes but I haven't posted even half of them yet!
27) Do you like lemons? Depends on who it is. No mindless smut. Gotta be a story with a plot. Unless I'm just in the mood for Sasuke & Sakura to get it on...
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I tell my mom about them sometimes but she has awful memory.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? YES I love it so much! I've seen it a thousand times! I only disagree with a few things they say... especially because I'm a Sakura fan.
30) Have you ever seen the Naruto Ultimate Fan Flashes? Yeah they're... kinda lame.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes! 5! I'm a Naruto missionary!
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes!
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope they kinda just stared...
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes a lot!
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yep.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Of course!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? What is that?! Answer: No... WTF
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Only about everyday of my Naruto-centered life
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Yes! I know, I'm a freak.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah I have 2 or 3. For personal usage *grins*
41) Do you look/act like a Naruto character? I act like a lot of them most of the time. Holy crap it's like I absorbed their personalities! Which is totally possible look it up. And it makes sense, I spend most of my time immersed in Naruto.
42) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Completely! But I don't mind! I love it! ////
Which Akatsuki Member Are You Most Like?
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] - I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - My closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 2]
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot but deep down I love him/her/them.
[ ] - Many people find me attractive. (How would I know?)
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. I am Intelligent.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating... (Sasori's are. The ones that aren't used by ninja... not so much.)
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me
[Sasori Score: 3]
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi. (When he masqueraded as "Tobi.")
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. (T_T I now know how poor Dei felt... but I think his situation was worse.)
[Deidara Score: 6]
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 2]
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (Need to work on this...)
[X] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. (Need to work on this as well... T_T Such a bad person)
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (...)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.
[Hidan Score: 7]
[ ] - I have a split personality meaning two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[ ] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 4]
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score: 2]
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (Was)
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.
[Orochimaru score: 5] (Fuck it I hate him T_T)
Well it looks like I'm Hidan and Deidara. I kind of expected that. Least like Tobi, Kakuzu, and Konan. Hm.
Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.
6/9/87 - 3/14/08
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Daisainan Neko
SASUKE RULES CLUB: If you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess, Daisainan Neko
ITACHI IS AWESOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Daisainan Neko
R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Tiger Priestess, Daisainan Neko
24 - Nii Yugito
If you think child abuse needs to stop, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late, His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
(This is very sad, please go and post this for others may read and feel the same as I and others do) (DO IT! Do it NOW!!! Please)
Stereotypes: All I have to say is that they suck dragon balls (HA! Anime reference...) so stop believing them. NOW. Yes that includes the emo ones! They aren't true.
じゃ、 まって ね。 See ya later.
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