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Author has written 5 stories for Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, StarTrek: Voyager, StarTrek: Other, and Vampire: The Masquerade.


So I'm guessing since you're reading this, you've got some sort of interest in me, am I correct? Well, I guess you've come to the right place!

I guess that the most important thing is that I'm a writer. But that's obvious - who want to talk about writing on a writing site? Pssh, we're all bored of that, am I right? Here: Let's talk about the more important things! Such as... Well, I'm 16. Dang youngsters messin' up the internet! *shakes fist* Ha! No, but seriously, there are quite a few kids my age here, huh? I think it's just that fanfiction is usually the gateway into writing for kids. Well, I've been stuck at this gate for longer than I should have been, but... Oh, who cares! I'm just rambling, like I always do... Sorry. Pssht! No I'm not.

ALRIGHT. Next topic! Um... MUSIC. Music's good, right? Yeah, I like it too. Um... quite a bit of variety in my palette, though, it seems. Mostly I listen to Industrial/Electronic/Rock... but sometimes I'll be in the mood for a bit of my old 30s jazz and swing, or a bit of 80s hairband... or... I dunno, Disney? I listen to Disney songs quite a bit, though that's hardly a genre. Oh! I also listen to a lot of classical, like Bach and Beethoven. Or a sort of Epic or Celtic 1-hour thing on YouTube, mostly when I write. Though it depends on WHAT I'm writing... Which is usually sci-fi, haha. In that case, I listen to psybient/ambient/psychill or whatever happens to catch my ear at the time. They're usually more of a future-y type of music.

Maybe next would be um... Recurring obsessions? Haha, well I guess you could call them that. Um, well, my very first obsession was Dragon Age, I think. Or at least that's the one I remember most strongly. I used to obsess about that thing for YEARS. It was ridiculous. My friends seriously stopped talking to me. But then I think it was more of an on again/off again relationship with most of my obsessions. I can't remember much order, but I know I was obsessed with vampires for the longest time. Not "sexy" vampires, mind you, just... vampires. Y'know, like... Dracula (and not that new crap TV show of the same name). Yeah. Then came the period of geek, which I'm sure you can tell NEVER WENT AWAY. First it was games such as Mass Effect, Spore, Portal... really just games in general. I really took to the sci-fi though, and then one day I finally decided to sit down with my dad and watch an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation with him, and then... voila! This big ball of Trek glory was born! Ironic, though, that I'm not a huge fan of TNG...

I guess next would have to be the inevitable telling of my favorite pairings, wouldn't it? I mean, let's be honest, we all have them. First I would like to go ahead and put it out there that I was totally AGAINST the M/M "slash" pairing for the longest time (unless they were cannon, then I was fine). It wasn't anything homophobic or whatever (in fact I'm pan, but that's not the point), it was just the fact that I hated when people took two random people and just smooshed them together for no reason whatsoever. I'm still not a huge fan of the completely crack pairings, but I'm sure you'll all be happy to know that I now participate in the slashies. LAWL. Sorry, I couldn't resist... BUT, I promised you some faves, didn't I?? HERE: Spock/Kirk (DUH. Who doesn't, honestly?), Boone/Arcade, Xander/Spike, Draco/ANYBODY EVER, Bashir/Garak, and since I'm still new to the whole slash and I don't have a whole bunch of faves, here's some totally norms: Butch/LW, Draco/ANYBODY EVER. (because he deserves both categories), Sarek/Amanda, Batman/Catwoman (c'mon, need you ask?), Fenris/Hawke, Willow/Oz... Um... I'm probably missing hundreds, but... WHATEVER. I do what I want! Because.

Well there you go! I'm tired and it's past midnight on a school night, so... GOODNIGHT. I hope you all have wonderful whatever time of day it is for you, and may a rainbow poop on your face! (also if you wanna know anything specific just ask and I'll totally... read it... and I may even answer! *legasp*)


Beards Hurt - Last updated: February 21, 2014 Sorry for not updating in, like, forever! I am working on it again, but I haven't much time at all lately. I don't know when I'll be able to post anything - it might be in a few days, or a few months. But for now, I'm way too busy with the end of school coming up and all the tests and studying and such. I AM still working though, so don't worry. I will finish this story. (as of March 21, 2014)

The Misconceptions of an Irish Ginger - Last updated: September 12, 2013 ON HIATUS. For right now, at least. I'm devoting my time to both schoolwork and my new schedule for Beards Hurt. I WILL come back to this story, however. I just don't know when.

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Echo by RustyPaperclip reviews
When Zimmer left Rivet City without him, the Institute stopped summoning him to come back. But 4 months 3 days 11 hours 12 minutes 29 seconds after re-activation, he had no idea why he was being summoned again. Butch/Harkness. Slash. COMPLETE.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Butch DeLoria, Harkness - Complete
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,803 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F)
Repressed Memory by SadaraLochlan reviews
OC heavy. Contact with a strange telepathic species triggers a repressed memory to struggle to the surface for Sadara Lochlan. Rated M because I have no idea how the subsequent chapters are going to unfold yet.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Vorik - Complete
Secrets of Blood by midnight341 reviews
A young woman is forced into the world of vampires due to unique circumstances concerning her blood. How will she handle her new life in the servitude to a man she loves to hate? And how will LA's Prince handle a woman who is more suited to be in the company of anarchs than that of the influential Ventrue? OCxLacroix, before Bloodlines.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,632 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix
Stranger in a Strange Land by DeLyse reviews
Lynette gets unexpectedly dumped in Skyrim after being rejected at the College of Winterhold, but learns of someone who could teach her the fundamentals of magic. Will she be able to face the college again? Will Farengar ever learn to be nice? OCxFarengar...with a dash of Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,027 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Vilkas, Farengar Secret-Fire, OC
The Book of Secrets by Are Are reviews
With a war of words and wills, Jimmy Kent and Thomas Barrow embark on a strange romance. Set Post Christmas Special. ((Oh, and credit to Catthetamedshrew on tumblr for the awesome cover image!)
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,948 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Thomas, Jimmy K. - Complete
The Flavor of Laughter by brytewolf reviews
He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
This is My Design by KayYaoi reviews
A new criminal has gathered the attention of the FBI and only Will Graham can catch him. With Will's sanity on the line and the murders becoming more erratic, the odds are against them in catching this self-proclaimed vigilante. Or are they? Only one man can give them the upper hand in this case, and that man is no other than Hannibal Lecter. Hannigram fic!
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., J. Crawford
Consume Me Wholeheartedly by Destielixer reviews
Hannibal Lecter might be a cannibal but when it comes to Will Graham, things are different. He doesn't just want to eat Will he wants to possess him fully. Will doesn't know about his partner's habits and when he does find out it's the danger of it all that draws him in to this unhealthy relationship of theirs. Hannibal/Will.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Hannibal the Handyman by Jenetica reviews
Perhaps better entitled "What the Hell is Hannibal Lecter Doing Mowing My Lawn, a Tale by Will Graham."
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
A Fresh Start by AMoogleNamedKat reviews
Set after 3.08 but no CS: A few months after the 'Jimmy Incident', Thomas tries to turn over a new leaf, to make a fresh start. With important guests and meddling co-workers, that might easier said than done... Thomas/OMC
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,677 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thomas
The Lone Hawke by Trixxeh reviews
The Capital Wasteland proved to be cruel and inhospitable. No one knew that better than the Lone Wanderer, Hawke. This land had taken away the only thing she ever cared about; her father. Yet the world did not end with his life. Now, the young girl is left to try and find new happiness in this poisonous world. Starts with her life in the infamous Vault 101. ButchxF!LoneWanderer.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria
I Dream of Blood by as much fun as holding a gun reviews
Sequel to I Dream of Fangs. Set after Vampire: The Masquerade plotline. Lacroix X OC. Rated M because I'm afraid of the man.
Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012
Cupid's Cove by Spockaholic reviews
Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,598 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Trial of Risk and Fall by The Konfessionist reviews
Winona, a brilliant inventor, leaves the vault in hopes of finding her father. All the while, she is struggling to make amends with her childhood bully, maybe even-LOVE him. ***DISCONTINUED***
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,300 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria
Friendly Fire by chronically radioactive reviews
"I can't be their superhero anymore." Neutral Karma F!LW/Butch DeLoria. M for swearing and certain chapters later on.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria
I Dream of Fangs by as much fun as holding a gun reviews
Currently being "revamped!" Aristocratic, temperamental, haughty, pompous... all words that could be used to describe Lacroix. Is it any surprise that his relationship is as complicated as his leadership over the LA kindred? Lacroix x oc.
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,253 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
His Ghoul Friday by sister-b reviews
Natalie's new to this "ghoul" thing and finds herself constantly the cause of LaCroix's frustration. However, he gives her one more chance...and one more chance...and one more chance...and she doesn't know why. VtM:B-M for language and adult content.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,425 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010
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Beards Hurt (working title) reviews
Dean McMaron is a vampire. He's also a lazy, post-punk who plans on wasting his whole unlife away. Since moving to LA, though, some weird crap's gone down. He's got a best friend, learned a hella' lot about vampire politics, and met a fascinating new woman who just so happens to work for the head honcho himself. Just what the hell is going on here? Warning: M/M
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/7 - Prince S. LaCroix, Toreador, OC
The Misconceptions of an Irish Ginger reviews
When young Elnora Hart sets out on her journey through the stars, she expected to go from planet to planet without a care in the world, studying alien cultures and lifestyles. But when it's time to leave her current planet, Cardassia Prime, will there be something holding her back? Or will the new planet, Vulcan, bring her peace of mind? Tons of OCs everywhere! Run! -ON HIATUS-
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013
As a mission to an alien planet goes awry, a certain crewmember, Ensign Nick Valentine, starts to develop some strange symptoms. Vorik/OC Rated M for language and M/M sexytimes.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,885 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Vorik - Complete
Faith reviews
A Dovakiin of many talents, Faith seems to have fallen under a certain guildmaster's spell. What will become of the starstruck Dragonborn on her way to kill the man she loves?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
Advice reviews
When Shepard is feeling a bit down on her downtime, she goes to Mordin for some advice. Previously titled A Salarian Scientist - Changed rating to T for mild-ness
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete