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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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i am feeling deeply unorigional and shall therefore go find a question sheet to think for me just in case anyone finds themselves curious or bored enough to stay here a while. (oh, and i have another account for things not-naruto related if you wanna wander. and here's my tumblr i cannot explain it i am sorry.)


Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 10 songs.

  1. dancing with myself - nouvelle vague
  2. keep breathing - ingrid michaelson
  3. what makes a good man - the heavy
  4. sparks - man man
  5. vegas lights - panic! at the disco
  6. this house is a circus - arctic monkeys
  7. all alright - fun.
  8. lisa baby - walk the moon
  9. fly me to the moon - frank sinatra
  10. graveyard picnic - voltaire

If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Would you take anyone with you? i'd probably like to rough it in a great untouched stretch of forest in New Zealand or somewhere like that. just wander around and sort of not exist for a while. with me would come a toughened, likely bearded older gentleman who would be okay with long long spans of quiet but would know which parts of the immediate vicinity wanted to murder me and would kindly share these thoughts. and maybe teach me to set fires and maul large predators with my bare hands in the most safety-conscious way.
What is your preferred writing implement? (eg. Blue pen, pencil, green pen) aside from keyboards, probably black gel pens. fountain pens too, because for one i know that if you should happen to be stabbed with them it hurts like a mother and for another the ink inevitably gets all over my hands and probably face and knees and it misleads people into thinking i am endearingly artsy and studious. this is a trap.
Favourite month and why? probably august. it's a light month, but not a glaring one, not as - piercing as june or july. it starts off all warm and lazy-hazy but then it can wake you up with a wind that's finally cold enough to charge your skin up and break up it into bumps that remind you of other stuff. i think it sounds like just what it is, too, and i like that. it sounds a little burnt, and it's hard to say it without it sounding like a sigh, but it doesn't sound too tired. (i think september sounds tired. creaky. old trees losing their hair. i'm tired, i'm shutting up.) that's why??
Name 3 items you could pick up from where you are. a yellow pillow; anything on my bookcase, including but not limited to the actual, you know, books; a poorly thought-out energy drink.
A musical artist you love that isn’t well known. i really don't know what most people are actually listening to but - who knows who Marika Hackman is? if you don't i recommend her if she's not well known it's a tragedy for all involved.
A musical artist you love that is well known. let's say Fall Out Boy. or P!aTD. or Mumford & Sons. or Ke$ha. or the Arctic Monkeys. hhh h
What is your desktop background currently? it alternates bc clearly i am a technological prodigy. currently it's the (2010) Cheshire Cat.
Last person you talked to, and through what you talked to them. my mother, through our faces. she came into my room and she was like my back hurts and i was like wow go back to bed and she was like i can't my back hurts and i was like you must have made terrible decisions at some point and she was like i'm walking like i've shit myself and i was like indeed you are and then she left because i am an asshole and was laughing.
First colour name you can think of that isn’t in the rainbow. black. like my soul.
What kind of headphones do you use? big overstated ones because i am just that anime. also people don't try to talk to you they're like muffling gleaming warning signs that you're an Antisocial Troubled Youth.
Does virginity matter to you? i don't understand the question?? i think everyone should respect everyone else's opinions about sex to the point where it's not even an issue anymore - like your star sign or zodiac year or whatever. so i guess the answer is it matters so little to me i have no feelings about it except fury for those who think the presence or loss of any but their own is even remotely their business.
What pets do you have? What are their names? i have a dog his name is Ash he is a husky and more importantly an absolute knobhead of a furry disconcertingly lupine child.
Favourite item of clothing? waistcoats or combat boots.
Name at least one book you loved as a child. the monstrous regiment by Terry Pratchett was ridiculously formative.
Earliest moment in your life you can remember? i was like six or seven and i was on my grandad's lap and he was going "i wish i could say sausages but i can't say sausages" while actively saying the word sausages and after a while of this i was actually transformed into three feet of pure molten rage and i was like "grandad you are being silly bloody fucking hell" and everyone was laughing too hard to yell at me for it. bloody fucking hell, grandad. bloody fucking hell.
What did you have for dinner yesterday? a muffin.
What’s your favourite candy/chocolate? skittles.
If you were suddenly really hungry, what would you choose to eat? probably skittles.
If you could study anything, what would it be? folklore or really, really ancient civilizations. the folklore of really, really anceint civilizations.
Do you use anything on your lips? (eg. Chapstick, gloss, balm, lipstick) bitter sarcasm and profanity as balm glossing over a tortured, unhappy inner soul.
How would you describe your sense of humour? incorrect.
What things annoy you more than anything else? listening. to youths. speak at each other.
Do you wear much jewellery? just a tiger's eye stone on a string round my neck for luck or something. roman soldiers used to wear it into battle and i guess i like that perspective when i'm feeling anxious.
What is on the floor of the room you’re currently in, not including furniture? all the clothing that i own.
Is there is anything that is guaranteed to always make you happy? boys hurting themselves.
Is there anything that always makes you sad? girls being uncomfortable.
What do you associate the colour red with? blood, i guess. mouths. bloody mouths, yeah, i love that aesthetic!
Last strong smell you can remember smelling? the cold - you know when it's so cold it just kind of smells clear and it hurts a bit?
Last healthy thing you ate? a pear.
Do you drink tea or coffee, and how much per day? i try not to drink too much coffee because goddammit i want to be tall okay i want to loom, and as for tea - well, i'm british.
What do you associate the colour blue with? my hair.
What colour pants/skirt/etc are you currently wearing? black.
How often do you clear your browser history? i don't because i am not a thirteen year old boy and i know how to operate incognito mode. fools.
Do you believe nude photos can be artistic, rather than erotic? well yeah. the human body is kind of a miraculous fucking thing, like - i'm typing this with my fingers, you know? now i'm stretching, and it's lovely. it's kind of perfect. you're kind of perfect. your eyelashes catch your sweat. sharp bones stick out on the inside of your head so you can crush things and absorb their power. inside your head is also a meat tentacle. do you have any idea how excited a dragon would be about the fact that we make our own water in our mouths. do you. (also i think the human body can also be kind of gross. sex, defininately, i think of as very gross. i am so disturbed by the suspicion that it would sound like when you stir porridge. so disturbed. no. no thank u.)
Last formal event you attended. a wedding. i wore a suit. apparently i made an impression on people even though i knew hardly anyone there and spoke to even less. idk i guess i just have a face people want to smack talk about.
Would you prefer to be at a beach or in the countryside? whichever has less people there that day.
What is your least favourite colour, and why? beige. it looks like failure. if you're wearing beige and it's not to blend in with your surroundings so as not to be murdered then i just feel like you've gone wrong somewhere. name one good thing that is beige and is not a cute animal.
What’s your least favorite season? either the middle of summer or the middle of winter because i inevitably hit a point where i'm staring glumly at the central heating system convinced that i will soon die and thinking this is getting silly now this was a terrible idea.
Do you prefer to text or call? text. so much better where i can't stutter.
Do you like tacos? i have never had a taco they look quite difficult.
Are you an introvert or an extrovert? dude i write fanfition what the hell do u think.
What’s your favorite desert? probably cheesecake.
Do you enjoy walks? i do. especially early morning or late night walks because there's less people about and walking past them is a very stressful experience.
Do you watch animated shows still? ADVENTURE TIME C'MON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FIN THE HUMAN THE FUN WILL NEVER END IT'S ADVENTURE TIm e
Can you roll your tongue? my tongue is the most athletic thing about me.
Are you scared of anything? living an entirely unremarkable life. that the people i'd like to be around wouldn't ever like to be around me.
Are you fond of romantic novels? i am not.
Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars? who wouldn't what the fuck.
Would you forgive someone for cheating? i think i could understand why they did it because i really don't think actual humans were made for long-term monogamous romantic relationships but if they didn't respect me enough to tell me about it or end our thing beforehand i don't think i'd ever be able to respect them again, never mind trust. but i think i could detach myself enough to forgive?? idk i'm not really interested in relationships.
Are you superstitious? eehhh.
Do you like to read? of course i do.
Do you believe in aliens? i think it's highly self-important of people not to.
If you were the last person alive besides one other person you get to chose, who would it be? someone who knew neat stuff like how to set broken bones or preserve food and generally not die in an embarrassing way. it would also be nice if they could play poker.
Dogs or cats? i would like a small army.
Are you a grumpy person? that depends on who you ask.
What’s something you hate? certain things about myself, mostly habits i want to shake but can't. also gnats. i will not be overly fond of those who answer in the affirmative to the above.
Do you like having your picture taken? i don't think my family have solid proof of my existence since i was about nine. last year i spent an entire three-hour party reading under a table because someone was wandering about with a camera.
Do you believe in ghosts? i'd like to because that is genuinely my Ideal.
Rap or pop? eh.
Do you like math? almost as much as i like dying headphones and slow wifi.
Are you the type of person to laugh at others misfortune? it's not misfortune though omg it's not like "ha he fell up that step wow that's awkward for him ahaha" it's like. abject narrowly avoided tragedies. like no ok i was on the bus the other day and this small idiot boy child kicked his ball at it and then ran out in front and the bus hooonnnkked and the whole carriage was airless from the fucking unanimous horrified inhale, a beautiful grounding of the human condition as a whole came through in a cannon of "is he ok?!" and "what a dick" and it was a stressful moment for all and we're blessed no one was hurt truly and i tried. i tried so hard. "i swear i'm not a psychopath."
What was/is your favorite school subject? english lit.
Do you like tattoos? i would like to one day be a very large and mobile tattoo.
Are you the type of person to lie? pointlessly, all the time, but not about things that matter to people i think matter.
Are you allergic to anything? empathy makes me quite nauseous.
Do you like Lady Gaga? i want to be friends.
What about Nick Minaj? she deserves so much better from the media i think she's very brave to do what she does.
Do you like rainy days? i prefer rainy nights.

Great! What do you write about/like in fanfiction?
naruto-based fics that score high-points with me usually include a few of the following ahem:

one very in love guy - bonus if it's explicitly for more reasons than, 'damn shawty hawt' (likewise for reciprocation) more than one very in love guy angstangstangst. i don't love a character until i want to watch them suffer. and i love these ones. i do. i promise. make them cry. snark banter snarky banter idk i just don't like over-emphasis on looks, or unnecessary lines reminding us how supermegesmexyhot the respective dude is. i just don't think a relationship should be built with that as a driving factor, but then i don't. really understand actual relationships. or most people. so. i don't know it just seems like wanting to be around people because they're pretty is kinda like picking your cereal based off of which sponsor character you would most want to form a tag-team with. BAD PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR IS SUCH A TURN OFF IT HURTS ME. IT IS LIKE THE WHISPERED FOOT-FETISH IN AN OTHERWISE DECENT MAKE-OUT SESSION. (i assume) near death experiences for one and resulting emotional turmoil for the counterpart. because i'm stable outside friends of central female character being freaking decent and supportive dammit seriously i so genuinely cannot care about a thing unless it has well-thought out, well-written, savvy, developing lady characters all over it like for real. lovely platonic relationships and taking time to write love stories that don't end in hot animal sex but quiet cups of coffee at four in the morning and rotas of piggyback rides and blind dumb loyalty and hey keep talking but hold still you have an eyelash. well-fitted, well-written AUs with the cute little references to canon just let me AU ok

What inspires you?

stuff.

dayreaming.

stuff that makes me daydream harder.

action movies, poems with their teeth left in, books, booksbooksbooks- exciting works that suck me in and get the dopamine flooding my brain long enough to last after it's finished, leading to daydreams, leading to, inevitably, me pasting a favourite character's face over the result. (Marvel movies do this a lot) sometimes it's just a line or a scene you can take out of context - like i think the most recent one was The Expendables 2 trailer. yeah. (looks as ridiculous as you'd hope, but i swear like five things got blown to hell in thirty seconds, and testosterone-fuelled, illogical destruction is oddly inspiring. "You and your psychotic little gang of mutts," indeed.)

also music. of course music. and motion. (like, okay, if i can't be bothered to leave the house one day but i want to daydream exclusively, i'll put in headphones and pace inside my own house. for hours at a time, i'm told. uh)

What setting do you write best in?

the dark-out and quiet and alone kind.

Any fanfic pet-peeves?

unexplained, ridiculous OOCness. painting a female character (usually Karin or Ino) as the Big Bad with no further personality traits other than bitchiness, an outlet of slut-shaming and 'wants to ruin your otp.' i just- this is a really misogynistic thing to do, guys, and it happens so freaking often. i can understand the need for confrontation to up the drama, but, hey, if it was a guy you'd probably include development - actually, there's an article that explains this a lot more eloquently than i could - one sec: -Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit it's nice to have someone to mindlessly hate sometimes, but nobody's one-dimensional, and the Innocent Perfect Bookworm stuck in Cardboard Slutsville and being better than them obviously xx- that's a really poisonous mentality??? excluding a female (shinobi, at least) from acting like an impulsive, violent, boisterous jackass when the boys are. they live lives centred on violence just as much as them. they're probably just as emotionally stunted, and need just as much fixing up of just as many issues. they're not your Manic Pixie Dream Girls, dammit. a character (read: Sakura. again) settling for less than they should. go flufftastic, blissed-out Disney ending or go home. (this is good for some people. that's their thing, you know, the cynicism. that's okay. but there's really a lot of it in this fandom's het fics that i've seen. so i'm making up for it with hopeless fluff. it's a hard path.) double-standards. double-standards everywhere. read a fic from a female PoV, then a male PoV, and then switch the characters. likely they're both trained killers who've had a bunch of crappy things happen to them, so wat r u doin. lack of emotional reaction. c'mon. even the tally, make a dude cry instead. or rage. rage is fun.

Mm hm - so, for a change, what ships do you most certainly not ship?

ah heh.

most of the popular ones...?

narusasu/sasunaru (with all Naruto's done for him, Sasuke doesn't deserve his heart on top of it. Naruto is a perfect person and as such deserves worlds better. and the fans are fucking rabid) nejiten shikaino (i just don't get why people assume that two genders spending a lot of time together makes them automatically compatible...? am i missing something about them?) sasusaku (i cannot read a lot of fics because they tend to have Sakura regress (although that is canon when she'd around him, unfortunately). i love her and i just she deserves better. she's loud, and heartstrong and often violent and shouldn't have to change that for anyone - she should be with someone who challenges her and talks to her and appreciates what they fucking have, helps her grow rather than make her feel Not Good Enough (granted, we haven't had many proper interactions between them for a while so this dynamic could be applicable if he ever gets his shit together, and i'll withhold judgement). uh... i think. yeah. you have some pretty fanart, whatever. i don't want to start i ship-war here, i know most of your arguments and it's fine if you ship it that's great get inspired be productive convince us heretics otherwise that's great for you really! it just personally makes me uncomfortable don't stab me ily) naruhina (they're both sweethearts, but i'm just not getting it. it's default status in fics and largely anti-Sakura fanbase really annoys me more than the ship itself)

and don't you just know most of them will be canon eventually (in the shonen way, at least).

tccccchh.


i don't have ships. i have a naval fleet (in no particular order):

AkatSaku ItaSaku NaruSaku HidaSaku DeiSaku KimiSaku NejiSaku SakuHina KakaSaku SasoSaku ShikaSakuNeji NaruSakuSasu GaaSaku SasuSaku (in certain fics since we all know he can be a twat of the first water in canon and Kishi's kinda bad at the functional relationship type-things.) MinaKushi (and now i'm not sure i want my ships to sail because here if you're ever happy/awesome it usually means you're about to die a terrible death - au contraire, i really didn't like that it was Kushina's dream to be Hokage. and then she ended up washing his dishes. wat.) KibaKanku KibaHina ShinoIno ChoIno TemaTenten LeeHina (they would be fucking adorkable) IruAnko GenmaShizu KotetIzu (if this isn't actually canon my life doesn't make sense anymore) ShikaNeji

basically if I was in charge of the Naruto-verse everything would be beautiful.

and polygamous.

fucking shonen


let's go on an adventure, or something.

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Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,728 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,873 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
A Voice in the Wind by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blond Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 459,604 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Tempest by Thirrin73 reviews
Rival schools, Cross Academy and Konoha Academy, have decided to try to settle their differences by exchanging students. And everyone, both Day and Night class alike, can't help but admit that the three K.A. representatives are very strange. Rocky roads and thin ice ahead; a most turbulent tempest. NaruSakuSai, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric [ALL PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN REWRITTEN]
Crossover - Naruto & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,918 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sakura H.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Return&Rehash by SpaceNugget11 reviews
"You," Sakura snarled with bared teeth. Sasuke gagged for air, clutching at her forearm, but she only pressed harder into him. Her green eyes crackled, and she wished she could burn him alive with the heat of her anger. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Entropy by silverfootsteps reviews
Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 176,355 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rapture by ichilover3 reviews
Their relationship had never been defined. Labels were never for them, anyway. Hitsukarin, Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,053 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/15/2009 - [T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.] [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Truth behind the Mask by elle6778 reviews
They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,512 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Expectations by Thirrin73 reviews
These secret meetings meant the world to her. PeinSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Easy Like Sunday Morning by odmonkey reviews
For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
My Overrated Perspective by Yosuke reviews
Celty lives a life most wouldn't understand, but she is content. That is, until Izaya Orihara throws her a curveball (as expected), but it's nothing the courier can't handle... until that curveball turns into a drunk Shizuo at her doorstep, ready to spill some feelings neither of them were ready for. Rated for slight language and minor violence. ShizuxCel, implied IzaxCel.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Celty S., Shizuo H. - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The Prince, The Witch, But No Wardrobe by Wynn reviews
Fury, Clint, Tony, Bruce, and Loki all think about Natasha and place her in one of the three stereotypical categories for women: the princess, the prince, or the witch. Based on a requested prompt.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Five People Who Woke Up In Ozai's Bed by KalliopeStarmist reviews
...And One Person Who Didn't . Exactly what it says on the tin. M/F, M/M, and a whole lotta walks of shame.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Ozai
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Broken Hallelujahs and Masquerades by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Having woken up from a year long coma Sakura turned to the blonde haired, blue eyed guy, in an odd orange jumpsuit, "Who are you exactly?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sakura H.
Burn by SkyKissed reviews
The fire will rise because she asks it. She's only ever had to ask. Bane Centric, spoilers for DKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bros Before Superheroes by JDPhoenix reviews
"I want you to know, I am no longer a fan of Spider-man on Facebook. That's how much I'm here for you."
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] Flash T./Agent Venom - Complete
The Dog Days are Over by Wynn reviews
Sequel to The Animal Inside. A few weeks after their nighttime conversation, Natasha discovers Loki on Earth and she follows him to discover why.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Crescendo by gochateau reviews
Looking back, Korra thinks that falling in love with Asami was always kind of inevitable.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by MeteorLeopard reviews
It's one of those moments when you wish for the earth to swallow you 'hole'.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reflections on the Heart by doydle reviews
What Rukia means to Ichigo, and why he continues to call her a midget.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
take my hand and let me follow by Nautica Dawn reviews
SasuSaku anthology. o9: snowflake butterflies: "This isn't you and you don't know me."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Memory Lane by Glowing Blue reviews
It takes a most peculiar trip down memory lane for him to realize what he lost in letting her go. Two-Shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Somniare by Thirrin73 reviews
She would stay with them, her dear Dreamers, as they created their worlds and loved their little dream. She would stay, until the Nightmares began. Even then, she would love them, and they her. Uchiha/Sakura. For StormDragon666.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
In The Woods by Stormdragon6 reviews
In which village girl Sakura sits down day after day and ponders her thoughts aloud to the flowers and the birds, and finds that someone, something, was listening after all. ZetsuSakura AU oneshot, contest entry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
The Stuff of Legend by oshare-banchou reviews
They dance a fragile two-step in the city's limelight. He watches, entranced, from the sidelines. Shizuo/Celty with a side of Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Shizuo H., Celty S. - Complete
Inside the Mad House by VesperChan reviews
What happened inside Domo, doesn't stay in Domo. Sakura's stay with possessive, psychopathic males is a haunting affair. Sakura multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Peer to Peer by sunshinelexi reviews
HidaSaku. Sakura is required to peer counsel Hidan for community service credit. Starts out as the dreaded high school AU, but becomes much, much more. If you like good grammar and spelling and funny, non-cliché romance, then this is the fic for you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Hidan, Sakura H.
in this world of hope and risk by Miroslav reviews
Afterwards, Hanna searches and Sophie dreams. Post-movie.
Hanna - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hanna, Sophie - Complete
These Days by Stormdragon6 reviews
When Deidara asked him how long he'd loved her, he answer, the truth, was, "My entire life." And he decided for the truth to be made known on graduation day, immediately after the biggest ceremony of their young lives. Until then, he would, as always, play the part of the best friend. The pining best friend. For days, and weeks, and years. Modern SasoSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,393 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Month Long Romance by ShelbySabaku reviews
She believed that love could only last a month. They disagreed. 12 short Sakuxmulti oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Seven by Stormdragon6 reviews
Young female samurai Sakura leaves her besieged village behind, seeking other skilled samurai to help defend her home. Whether they accept her request for payment or for her is another matter. A retelling of Samurai 7, SakuraMulti style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H.
All I Want for Christmas by smellslikecorruption reviews
Buffy and Spike, future Christmas.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
carpet burns by sarsaparillia reviews
This is not a game of forgive and forget. — Karin/Sakura/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands and Feet by cutecrazyice reviews
Her hands were cold and so were her feet - but always, always, he was there to warm them up. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Phantom by Like A Dove reviews
The Blue Spirit has something very precious that he must protect. Blutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Strings Attached by Orange Sherbet reviews
And then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
I Don't Have a Clue by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko discovers that Katara's ex is none other than Jet and is thoroughly disgruntled. On the bright side, at least Jet's already dead. Continuation of audreyii-fic's "Sparrowkeet".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Everything Turns to Gold by smellslikecorruption reviews
You know, sometimes words have two meanings.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Cherries and gold by Deploringly reviews
Naruto doesn't think Sakura will ever love him in poetry and love letters and light. And Sakura doesn't think he will ever understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 264 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Animal Kingdom by Stormdragon6 reviews
A nightmare in Sakura's opinion would be the mafia wanting her dead. Unfortunately, they just want her. Modern UchihaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sakura H.
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
bits and pieces by the general girl reviews
Sakura nearly dies on the battlefield, and when she opens her eyes again it is not to the same Konoha she knows. — narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
slightly singed by saywheeeee reviews
A morning, a misunderstanding, and sofa cocoa. Set sometime between "Vincent and the Doctor" and "The Lodger." Light swearing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
rays by mrie reviews
Itachi and Sakura. A life lived and shared. Companion piece to 'Shades of Sunrise.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Should've Seen it Coming by Crazy Cherries reviews
"NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR PARENT'S NAMED YOU SASUKE! SASUKE! A.K.A. see full summary inside " Sakura's mad. Sasuke's depressed. And everyone else is in plain shock. "It's not true! I swear I wasn't looking at Itachi that way!" Sequel to Never Saw it Coming. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Partners in Shadow by Celtic Oak reviews
AU drabble series written for the 100 prompts community on LJ. The threat of war among the shinobi clans brings about unexpected and dangerous alliances; but some dangers are well worth courting and the heat of the flame is too enticing to resist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,574 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
With a Burning Violin by smellslikecorruption reviews
Dancing is all they've ever known.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Body Heat by Wicked Raygun reviews
Sharing body heat is a traditional survival tactic used during low temperature conditions. It's also a great excuse for snuggling. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: FUN by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Date Clause by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Here's A Thought: Next Time, Don't Wait Around by littoh.fish reviews
Sasuke reflects on Itachi and Sakura's relationship and realizes something much too late. Could it destroy their wonderful life together or will he leave things as is? Sequel to Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? Non-mass AU ItachixSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Glances by PeinSaku reviews
When you fall for someone, it happens in the most unexpected ways. Sometimes you run smack into the person you eventually come to love. Sometimes you call them a rude name because they tripped you. Sometimes you're introduced by a friend. And sometimes, if your name is Sabaku no Gaara, you fall for a girl by attempting to crush the life from her body.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Drink Up the Pretty Sunshine by smellslikecorruption reviews
Season 2. Dru begins to see things about the slayer and Spike. horrible things. B/S at heart.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
Dangerous Ends by coalitiongirl reviews
Season Eight, takes place just after #38. Buffy reflects on the dangers of waiting too long when it comes to Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Night Under by Stormdragon6 reviews
It was unlikely, that Sakura would fall through a hole and land in a nightworld inhabited by demons. It was strange, the way they treated her so kindly. It was chilling, that they did not want her to leave. MultiSaku oneshot for Halloween contest, 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Bridges by Kylara reviews
One boy and one shinigami never meet. The lives of Uryuu, Orihime, Renji, Byakuya, and most of all, Ichigo and Rukia. IchiRuki. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Hellish Limbo by Deploringly reviews
As she skirts in and out of the skewed lines that have become his disconsolate life, he watches himself trip into oblivion. An oblivion that lasts far longer than forever. An oblivion she has unseeingly put him into. mostly drabble. oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
War by TigerLily927 reviews
Today was supposed to be a day of peace of mind and now he has shattered that into a million microscopic pieces.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? by littoh.fish reviews
The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zutara Week '09 by Jade Sabre reviews
My overdue contributions to last year's Zutara Week, hopefully done in time to have this year's prompts ready for next July. Prompt: Cactus Juice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Doctor, Doctor by Rayneken reviews
...Give me the news. Sakura is the doctor, Naruto is her patient, and it all just goes uphill from there. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
requiem for a dream by Cella N reviews
Freedom or death, happiness or loneliness. What's real and what is a dream? SAKURA. SASUKE. NARUTO. Which will you choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Open Road by thereisafire reviews
Celty invites Shizuo to go look for aliens. Celty/Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Celty S., Shizuo H. - Complete
New Beginnings by owl-eyes and wolfsheim inc reviews
The sun was frying his brain. His wasn't checking out his student. Nope, not him, not her eyes or her legs, or - damn! Fifty one sentence themes for the KakaSaku fandom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
the ABCs and 123s of love by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
er, their hair by dreamscapenymph reviews
In which Gaara feels he is at the top of the world. sequel to er, her, herr, hurr, hair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Support Beams by universefactory reviews
They fit well together, this strange and otherworldly pair who walk the streets of Ikebukuro with a quiet confidence, laughing at their own misfortunes. Shizuo and Celty's friendship in one hundred sentences.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shizuo H., Celty S. - Complete
keep her lustrous eyes by saywheeeee reviews
Amy Pond is drowning. 11/Amy, as per usual.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Caring by Angelv98 reviews
When you have no experience whatsoever in comforting someone, what do you do when you're thrust into a situation where comfort is needed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck," he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. [Crack.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
A Full Spectrum by coalitiongirl reviews
Begins at the end of 7x21: End of Days. Buffy kisses Angel. Spike sees. And this time, pride and jealousy interfere...and might just give Buffy and Spike that happy ending, after all. Written for Seasonal Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
All it Would Have Taken by Valzen reviews
Have you ever wondered how powerful the words “What if?” truly are? What if Sakura Haruno had flourished a bit early? What if Neji Hyuga hadn’t grown up alone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Things We Could Not Say by Lady Penguin reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sequel to "Do To Me What You Cannot Say." Naruto plans on winning this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by Angelv98 reviews
What did the Hyuuga have that he didn't?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Blackmail by coalitiongirl reviews
Spike, Dawn... and that ugly word, blackmail. Ficlet set in the summer after "The Gift."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
Dear Itachi by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Claude Monet by Stormdragon6 reviews
The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,221 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ten Things by mollycoddle reviews
Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Victimize by onceuponachildhood reviews
There were stories of vampires, of course, but weren't they just meant to scare children into obeying curfew? She shouldn't be out so late, and alone at that. It wasn't safe. .:AU oneshot:.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
rescue breathing by mrie reviews
Sasuke has always loved them and it has never mattered. But it’s like breathing, and some things cannot be helped. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always by Iridescent Rain reviews
ItaSaku Fifty themes. Sometimes a word is enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inconcessus: 20 Themes by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
There is no evil angel but love.--Shakespeare. TobixMadaraxSakura in 20 themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obsessive by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Gone by twilightdazzle reviews
It took all of five minutes for Sakura to fall in love with Sasuke. It took Sasuke years and the pain of death to realize he loved her back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
perish in the flames by mrie reviews
The end of everything. And the beginning that comes next. Sasuke. Sakura. SasukexSakura ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gravity by iMissa reviews
Uchiha Itachi was a smooth talking playboy, and Sakura didn't want any part of his games. Honestly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
of halos & wings by SebonzaMitsuki27 reviews
Momo, ToushirouKarin. Future fic. He had betrayed Hinamori with nothing but his heart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Miso Addiction by Asuka Kureru reviews
Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reliance by silent nox2 reviews
And along came a green eyed girl... SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 280 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
flash flashy eyes by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura/Gaara. AU. With the single flip of a coin, she knew. She knew where she belonged. For al2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by with eyes looking up reviews
It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Denouement by hasu86 reviews
“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Changing by kitsune13 reviews
just a short drabble, naruto/sakura. Perhaps AU, perhaps just 'not yet'. Sakura has always had certain rules when it comes to him. He's just not sure when they started changing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Emergency by Asuka Kureru reviews
Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Enthalpy of Formation by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. He knows with every breath he takes that he will die here. But the alternative is unthinkable. That this abomination should survive to harm her further.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Poke by Iridescent Rain reviews
GaaraxSakura One-shot:"Sakura, What are you doing?" "Poking you, of course." "...Well, stop" She grinned at him. "No way, Kazekage-sama"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fight And Flight by Stormdragon6 reviews
Unfortunately for anyone either attached to or enamored with Haruno Sakura, particularly Uchiha Madara, what Sakura hid from the world was much worse than any secret diary. Oneshot, MadaraSakura?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Reaching for Nothing by sarsaparillia reviews
Her muscles tremble, and she takes a shaky breath; she supposes being brilliant kind of kills it. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... [Akatsuki no Sakura. Crack!fic. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Fifty by earthbender068 reviews
Fifty different themes 10 per guy centered around Sakura & the men of Naruto. Pairings include, SakuxKankuro, SakuxShika, SakuxShino, SakuxNeji, & SakuxKiba. I'll try to change the filters as the story progresses, rated T for mild lang/adult situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Zutara Week '08 by Jade Sabre reviews
a belated series of drabbles and short fics following the Zutara Week '08. All seven prompts posted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 310 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devirginization by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Courage by hapan reviews
Rangiku interrupts Nanao in her work once again. It's getting to be a habit now, and Nanao finds it far to...distracting. If only she could make the other woman listen. Un Fortunately for her, Rangiku has always had a mind of her own. Rangiku/Nanao
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Nanao I. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
the makings of a goddess by Little Miss Escapist reviews
On the battlefield, they call her Death. Sakura breaks and blooms and finds her place. introspective gen. implied ss and nt. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Your Hold on Me, I Cannot Resist by rainypromise reviews
Set on City of Glass. Due to some unresolved frustration, Jace thought it would be fun to provoke Clary. This is my attempt on blowing off steam cause I haven't found city of glass yet. Expect Hotnezz.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Avenger by Little Miss Escapist reviews
He is an avenger, so he leaves his soul in her eyes and his heart in her fingers. --- Sasuke, Sakura, SS, NS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Centre of the Sun by Lellian reviews
There are eighty-nine and a half reasons that Haruno Sakura should resist her Hokage’s advances. She knows because she’s actually made the list. Very irreverent NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4595 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take A Picture by Mewdu reviews
Talking to a random stranger that could have killed her in a second was probably not the smartest thing Sakura's ever done. Especially since this stranger is a member of the akatsuki. But she was having a bad day...HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Into a Realm of Endless Possibility by peroxidepest17 reviews
The difference between dead and dying is a million miles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neon White by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Sakura’s eyes are green, he realizes. So green.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Differences by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. There were many things that Sakura couldn’t see, but she couldn’t believe that she was blind enough to miss something as big as this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burned Dreams by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Team 7 has been dealt another blow from Akatsuki and Sasuke. Sakura, for one, has had enough of it. Oneshot. Rated for language and alcohol consumption. Some fluff and angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Girls: Interrupted by Cella N reviews
She was very sure she liked boys. At least, before kissing her. SAKURA. TENTEN. You're not born knowing these things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
In Thirteen Steps by Cella N reviews
It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yet Grace Must Still Look So by Skiagrapher reviews
You're never going to be rid of me, he tells her, and Sakura knows with absolute certainty that it's the truth. There are all kinds of fine lines, and they cross all of them. 50 sentences on violence, madness, and love. Deidara/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Isosceles by Lady Silvamord reviews
Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
More Than Fifteen Conversations About Stuff by Kilonji reviews
Random conversations in random order. More spoilers than you can shake a stick at. 45. Foreshadowing, Urahara style. 46. A test, a confession, a breakthrough. 47. They sing in unison.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 31,481 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Frosting on Top by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It was really hard, Kiba was discovering, to seduce a girl who laughed at all your advances. Still, he could manage. Just with a bit of... sweetness. KibaSaku. Oneshot. For Iz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Just One by peanutbutter126 reviews
In her last moments, Naruto tells Sakura a story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
pitfalls of perfection by smartalker reviews
My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fuchsia, Glitter, and Rhinestones by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Original Team 7. In which we learn yet another reason why betraying your village is very, very bad. "Sakura-chan... your smile scares me."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
to the death by mrie reviews
Twenty-four rules to being a ninja and a teammate, because they’re practically one and the same anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Six Words on a Sunny Afternoon by Lira1123 reviews
Rukia still finds time to visit Ichigo while he's away at college. She also still finds new ways to turn his life upside down. He wouldn't have it any other way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Breathe by Skiagrapher reviews
Sakura breathes in. She breaths out. She finds she has to do so again.' He makes her an offer, and it's perhaps not as hard as it should be for her to make her decision. Deidara/Sakura. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Alleviate by mrie reviews
She doesn't love him – not anymore. But she once did and she thinks she could again. So she'll try to save him, one more time. Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
how scattered is the shattered glass by silence.like.sleeping reviews
Sasuke knows that glass is easy to break and very hard to put back together. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/26/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Tell Me by mrie reviews
Tell me a story, she demands. Give me a prince and his princess. Give me a castle and a dragon. Give me a true love's first kiss and a happily ever after. Tell me a story. And he tries, he really does. /Naruto x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth Is by mrie reviews
Lies, confessions, truth, and what makes life worth living."I was just pretending." /Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Being Strong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because in the end everything he's ever done, every step he's ever taken, has been for them...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Unaccompanied by RofS reviews
Two years ago, he walked out the door and away from her life. Now, when she’s finally ready to let him go, he’s back, demanding entrance into her life – and her heart. SasuSaku. Two Parts, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Similarities by Hoseki-sama reviews
Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Bits of Time by Sunpies reviews
Really, life is little more than bits of time. Fifty themes: Neji/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Guardian by iMissa reviews
Zero is trying to get things done; Yuuki is procrastinating. Pray for Zero's soul. ZeroYuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Of Towers and Damsels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Strong Enough by Random1377 reviews
Short Naruto/Sakura WAFF piece for the Heaven and Earth fanfic contest. Tied for first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
To Love Sakura by Miss Soupy reviews
A collection of oneshots with all of them Sakura pairings. NEW POST: DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Juxtaposition by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Something within Hitsugaya Toushirou thinks that he may have met his match. Hitsugaya/Karin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/23/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Intensely Romantic Story by Gennerator reviews
Sakura was very pretty. So pretty she got raped. By like...five hundred different people. God her life was ironic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Skin & Bones by kc-archive reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everything Changes by silence.like.sleeping reviews
In which Sasuke is left on a bench and Sakura walks away. SasuSaku angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
17,068 by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Meetings between Byakuya and Yachiru. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Amethyst by Empatheia reviews
[Hitsugaya x Karin, Yuzu] Future!fic. Seven years in the life of Kurosaki Karin, in which she almost dies three times, falls in love, and miraculously stays there. No thugs were harmed in the writing of this story. Much.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sand Walls by Cella N reviews
He spent half his life building walls around himself. But walls made of sand are easily destroyed by the first person with a strong enough punch. SAKURA. GAARA. On friendship, the beginning of something, and icecream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bright Lights by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
After losing a bet with Tatsuki, Ichigo finds himself subjected to the ultimate idignity. Being dragged to a rave. But in a surprising twist of circumstances, he may find that losing a bet isn't always so bad.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Precious by Nachtweiss reviews
At some point, she grew up, and, at some point, he realized she was precious. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Headache Season by incandescens reviews
Byakuya, Gin, and an epidemic of headaches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Death Metaphors by Galaxia Alpha reviews
A series of IchiRuki moments taking place several years after the anime while Ichigo is in college. Different chapters explore different writing styles and metaphors abound. Chapters aren't necessarily chronological, but are linked by reoccurring themes
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Halcyon by Kuroeia reviews
[Naruto, Sakura, Sai] A picnic, Naruto style. Watch your head.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Enmity by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Matsumoto Rangiku hates Hinamori Momo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/5/2007 - R. Matsumoto, M. Hinamori - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Hime reviews
After a hard day's work, this is the only place they want to be. [NaruSakuSasu oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yakyuu by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Neji. Sakura. Baseball. And pants.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 704 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Lateral Geniculate Nucleus by Muffytaj reviews
When half a minute is still too slow. SasuSaku, of a sorts. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Make Her Smile by Green Amber reviews
Kon reflects upon the darkness that has always threatened to overtake and consume Rukia. Ichigo x Rukia. Warning: some light spoilers for the current chapters.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
This Is How We Operate by Quillslinger reviews
And the only way to deal with crazy people, she knew, was to comply with their demands and not make any sudden movement. Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
In the Dark by RadiantBeam reviews
Ichigo is not stupid. Perhaps that is how he knows that Rukia has loved before, without fully understanding why he knows... or why he cares. [Ichigo x Rukia][Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Shading Secrets by NessieGG reviews
Sometimes he's sure that she hates him. [IchiRuki. One shot.]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloodlust by cannibal-peach reviews
He's hurt and looking for a way to heal. He wants to feel the love that others receive everyday. But no one wants to be near a monster. But she understands what it's like being alone. She understands the pain. She understands the painful craving for love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Kunoichi by PetitDejeuner reviews
No one will stop her from saving the people she loves. [Sakucentric] [NejiSaku hints] [REVISED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
How Neji Got His Groove Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rituals by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
There are little things Rukia is familiar with. IchigoRukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The One And Only Truth by Asuka Kureru reviews
Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 169 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Thirty Kisses by Kit Spooner reviews
NarutoSakura oneshots to the tune of thirty kisses. It goes way beyond chemistry and crushes, baby. [ongoing, ratings vary for each story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
These Circumstances by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura and Shikamaru tampering with the Hokage's mission records at midnight? And what role does Neji have to play in all of this? [complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Blood Between by Annwyd reviews
One missed step, and Naruto does die at the Valley of the End. In the aftermath, Sakura does what must be done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cookies, Choices and Champions by Heather11 reviews
Buffy muses on her way home after her talk with Angel in Chosen. Very heavy BS undertones.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Hole In The Wall by Cella N reviews
Sakura is finally free, finally independant, finally living one her own. If only Naruto hadn't blown a hole in her bathroom wall. SAKURA. NARUTO. SASUKE. KAKASHI. OTHERS. This is where you laugh at life. AU. Verily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sakura H.
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Basic Long Division by Jade Sabre reviews
Credit to Rashaka for the title. Set in a Zuko'sjoinedthegaang universe. Zuko and Toph talk to each other. Wittily, and with much backandforth banter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 332 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Closet Negotiations by Rashaka reviews
Empty closets are good for lots of things. As Katara is going to find out, hiding is just one of them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
And Venus Loved Mars by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Wings by sharingank reviews
She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposal by The Cashew Nuts reviews
Neji thought being a prodigy and genius made everything easy...NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Things by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flutterby by Goldberry reviews
A fluttering of dusty wings. Collection of Bleach Drabbles. [Ichigo x Rukia]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Outgrown by Muffytaj reviews
One of the hardest parts of being a teacher is watching your students grow up. Platonic KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Broken Men by Muffytaj reviews
NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stages of Love: Team 7 Style by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Series of drabbles, 500 words or less, written for the stages of love community over at livejournal. NaruSakuSasu, het and implied yaoi, complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Konoha Blend by sharingank reviews
He didn't expect her to be the one to bring him his morning brew...GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeve of White Snow: Variations on a Theme by afrai reviews
In the days after she had been released from her long wait for death, Rukia trained. Spoilers for chapter 201.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Tension by sharingank reviews
Even the Kazekage needs a little tender loving care once in a while...GaaraSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Promise Written In Snow by Chicklets reviews
Oneshot ItachiSakura. A promise made before Itachi’s betrayal to Konoha, and to one little girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ghost by sharingank reviews
Sakura enjoyed watching him while he slept. GaaraSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Labels by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Poetic License by cousinjean reviews
SB, PostNot Fade Away: She thought the sight of him should stun her. He was alive and whole, and he was right there. But all she felt was an odd mix of relief and excited anticipation, like waking up on Christmas morning. Like the moment she didn't even
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Buffy S., Spike
Stupid Thing by cousinjean reviews
Every day, she saved him. Set of four drabbles touching on events in S2 and S7, and spec for the future. Rated PG.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Spike, Buffy S.
Stupidity by half-sleeping reviews
It was never quite believed that the 11th were smart. This was because they weren't. Crackfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2005
Eve of Everything by Sailor Panda reviews
The relationship between Sakura and Gaara told from a different perspective. Perhaps not all of it quite sane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
In Retribution of Valentine's Day by peroxidepest17 reviews
Just a silly fic following “In the Tradition of Valentine’s Day”- Come White Day, Rukia receives lots of candy.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005
In the Tradition of Valentine's Day by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rukia succumbs to the tradition of Valentine’s chocolate. Sort of.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2005
Obtuse by O f f beat reviews
Ichigo learns the complications of putting on a dress. [slight IchigoRukia]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Proposition by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sometime-in-the-undetermined-future-fic: Rukia and Ichigo and a conversation on their lives together.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/24/2005
Her Blindness by Frosted Bug reviews
[One-Shot] Blindness is seeing only what you want to see. Blindness is not seeing what's right there before you. [IchiRu]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
A Fine Line by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/2/2004 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
Perchance To Dream by Goldberry reviews
Sometimes dreams speak the truth where we cannot. [IchigoxRukia]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2004
And Miles To Go by Goldberry reviews
Rukia dreams and Ichigo stands watch, calling himself a million kinds of fools. [Ichigo x Rukia]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Six Feet and Slipping by Goldberry reviews
Ichigo's dying and everything is wonderful. [IchigoRukia]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/22/2004
Anchor by sharingank reviews
He needed an anchor to help him move on, someone to make him see that his heart is good, not tainted by the demon living inside...A little something about the dynamics of the relationship between Gaara, Sakura, and Naruto...somewhat NaruSaku...oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Impasse by Geno Calamari reviews
Some thoughts on you and her before I kick your ass. Naruto POV, One-Shot. Spoilers for manga 219
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Last Step by Anna Queen reviews
Somewhere along the line, loving him got easy. Buffy and Spike, the back porch, one last time. Set late Season 7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Romping 101 by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Sakura and Neji romp in the snow.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
As Long As It Takes by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Sakura. Naruto. And ramen. Side fic to Between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Somewhere, A Place For Us by cousinjean reviews
"Soul or no soul, it still came down to just the two of them. She found she really preferred it that way." S/B. Follows "Something Other Than Dead" and "Armor."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
Armor by cousinjean reviews
Clothes don't really make the man, and the coat doesn't make the vampire. S/B. Follow up to *Something Other Than Dead.* 1/1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
Something Other Than Dead by cousinjean reviews
A conversation on the back porch, a day or so after "Potential." S/B (1/1)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
A Hairdresser Always Knows by Anna Queen reviews
For anyone that has ever speculated about the significance of Buffy's hairstyles, fantasised about Spike, or wondered what Clem would wear to a wedding. Sheer Spuffy indulgence. And enormous fun! From 'Gone', S6 through S7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Getaway by cousinjean reviews
Spike kidnaps Buffy. Hijinks ensue. Set after "Normal Again." S/B. Complete.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Season Six's Big Bad by Meltha reviews
At long last, our courageous Scoobies confront the true terror of season six and bring new meaning to the word terrified. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Spike, R. Giles - Complete
Super Food World by Valerie X reviews
Spike and Buffy go grocery shopping. Post DMP. Not as stupid as it sounds, I promise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
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of princes and thieves reviews
In this city, there's no space for innocence any more than there's space for heroes. Haruno Sakura has never been much of either. "Would that all the smug, vainglorious, damned inconvenient nobles hounding after poor innocent common girls had a collective set of balls so that I might kick them repeatedly." MultiSaku, Assassin!AU. T for Bad Words and gratuitous violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sakura H.
strings reviews
20 prompts inspiring 20 ficlets of varying length, genre and connectivity. Some AU. Do not read if prone to cavities. "Sakura grins. When he rights himself, through the fractures of his face, Sasori does the same." Appreciate that the only victim here is Deidara. SasoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete