Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride.
I LOVE Maximum Ride and The Mortal Instruments! I think they're the best series EVER. :D
I think Miggy is adorable. c:
I love writing, reading, video games, and music.
Favorite Maximum Ride Characters in order:
I don't like Dylan.
Quotes from books
"Man, you weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" –Max and Fang
Max:"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX
"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX
"But if you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming. Yes, you're a blind mutant freak, but you're my blind mutant freak, and you're coming with me, now, you're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"Quit what? Breathing?"- Fang
Iggy: Can I come in?
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max
"I thought holy crap or actually much worse than holy crap, but let's just say I thought holy crap."-Max
“Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”
“It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to let her stand there and call me names?"
"Yes," Jace said kindly. "It'll do you good-- try to think of it as endurance training.”
“She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.”
“the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.
I was eating in a chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.-Paul Simon
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed internet.
Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay... Or just slap them in the face, whichever.
The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.
My life may be a joke, but its nowhere near as funny as your face :P
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Silly human, are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever... you just keep on talking
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. arse!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
It's a beautiful day... Now watch some idiot screw it up.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.
If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.
If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a
fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG!!!!!!!!!)
Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness,
-If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.
-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.
-If you have WAY too much things to do on your hands and your on fan-fiction.net instead of doing them, copy and paste this in your profile.
-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing time wasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you spend 10 hours on Fan-fiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile
-If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.
-If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
-If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)
If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people who don't like Maximum Ride are crazy/stupid/losers, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile.
If you only copy and paste this crap into your profile to make fun of yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you ever wished you had wings and could fly with the flock copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, The Missing etc.), copy and paste this into your profile!
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile (Fang!!!!!!!)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness,
When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!
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I AM DOING A REWRITE, SO ALL OTHER STORIES ARE ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISH THIS ONE! Sorry. >.