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The Body Shoppe
by robovacation reviews
"You want to work here? Get on your knees." Sebastian owns an adult toy store and hires an unruly college student.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 302,516 - Reviews: 5591 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Robin and Tutor
by theantitype-LUNE reviews
Ciel is ready to die; after all, nothing is left for him in this world. But Sebastian doesn't agree to his young master's sentiment. Now that he's free of his contract, he's ready to have fun...and that fun includes Ciel, whether he likes it or not...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,367 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Bent, Not Broken
by StrangeDays reviews
Slightly AU; When Ciel discovers that his revenge is impossible to attain, he blames Sebastian. The ensuing fallout is unpleasant for the butler, especially when a familiar demon enters the picture... Non-con, abuse. Claude/Seb/Older!Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sebastian M., Claude F.
by robovacation reviews
Arrogance. Wealth. Sex addiction. A virginal therapist helps a young addict cope with his sexual frustrations.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
La Petite Mort
by Little Storm reviews
A prostitute, a priest, and a story of salvation.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,939 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
by Little Storm reviews
"The very few who have been able to afford a night with him have left here 1000 poorer." He is the most expensive, because he is the most beautiful. How could a broke waiter buy the boy with the million dollar virginity?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,153 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
EXTREME BLACK BUTLER PARODY!
by HauntedYouth reviews
This is a bunch of halarious short stories smooshed together to create a montoge of candystealing,gay baby making,trancy or transexual? I always get those two confused. WHAT? your saying its trancy? Sorry can't hear you over his booty shorts. Yeah I went there CLAUDE! Parody! I hope you like it. :
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
One Hell of a Master
by Junjou-chan reviews
One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 375,735 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Für alle Zeiten
by Demetra reviews
Kapitel 46 nach 3 (!) Jahren Pause ist da! Haldir findet sich für ein Menschenkind verantwortlich und muss schon bald erleben, dass die Zeit den größte Schmerz der Welt birgt. Ich freue mich über und bedanke mich für jede Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Haldir, Boromir
by Zoni reviews
The contract has ended and Sebastian has earned his meal. However, when he tries to devour Ciel's soul he finds that something older and more sinister than himself has already laid claim to the boy. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Given In Evidence
by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,737 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
by PhantomTigre reviews
Hermione and Ginny grow closer as they share their thoughts in written words, Hermione is recovering from a traumatic break-up with Ron and Ginny is struggling to hold her recent marriage to Harry together. Hermione and Ginny f/f slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Seal Or No Seal
by Darth Vader C11 reviews
Shenanigans in the kitchen leave Sebastian's hands dirty, so, as not to disgust the young master Ciel, Sebastian washes them. Everything is fine and dandy until he notices something: the contract seal is gone. Will he ever find a creative enough way to get it back in time? Or will Ciel's ridiculous tasks get the best of him? I don't know, I guess you have to read to find out.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Browsing The Archives
by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
That butler, found out and punished
by Onineko Hikari-chan reviews
Sebastian is sent to the Trancy manor in order to find some evidence against the young earl, but he's discovered and punished by a certain spider demon. SMUT! LEMON! YAOI! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
Stocks & Bondage
by Random Hilarity reviews
Life can change in the span of a moment. An emotionless boy will begin to feel and a wealthy man who wants for nothing will be consumed by desire.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
by CerealKillerx3 reviews
Sebastian continuously denies that he and Claude are anything alike, but one night Claude kidnaps him intending to prove one way or another that Sebastian is guilty of everything he accuses Claude of.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
BFF Is So Overrated
by Shounen-Ai reviews
AUTHOR NOTE. NOT A CHAPTER. my bad.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,922 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Im Schatten des Baumes
by Lanjana reviews
Als Lilith ein geheimnsvolles Kästchen ihrer Urgroßmutter findet, ahnt sie nicht, dass es sie bald nach Mittelerde verschlagen wird. Angst, Gefahren, Liebe, Drama und keine Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,641 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Diligo Victum Nusquam
by Maiden of the Moon reviews
"On Earth, this desire is often called 'love.' In Hell, I feign that they recognize it as hunger." — C.S. Lewis. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,512 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
To the Bone
by Road Rhythm reviews
Half his instincts are crying out against this, because he's not supposed to hurt Sam. The other half are twisting up his insides in a sick mess of lust, because what he's doing is making Sam beg in all the right ways, and that—that he does want.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
by Scarper reviews
In a world where light and dark are nothing but empty ideals, the line between them is so heavily blurred it becomes nearly impossible to explain how that which is hideously revolting can also be beautifully tempting. WilliamxSebastianxClaude threesome.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - William S., Sebastian M. - Complete
by ChocoFrosty reviews
/He would play this game. It was just like chess, only Alois was a very formidable opponent./ What if Ciel and Alois really did go to the restroom in episode six? Without their butlers, what would they get into? Ciel/Alois, Alois/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
by crow-of-murders reviews
This was absurd. The entire situation was impossible. It was immoral. It was unthinkable. It was exactly what he needed. WilliamxSebastian LEMONTASTIC.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sebastian M., William S. - Complete
Out of the Water
by KatieByHerself reviews
How Harry Mason meets James Sunderland, told completely from Harry's point of view. Slashy HarryxJames.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry M., James S. - Complete
Purr, Kitten, Purr
by Cat In My Fridge reviews
-"Cats," Sebastian said, a loose smile around his face that didn't reach his eyes, "have no souls." A Sebastian/Pluto fic that is at heart a Sebastian/Ciel story, and also the most evil thing I've ever written.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sebastian M., Pluto
by Val-Creative reviews
AxI. "I think I may have preferred the ball gown on you." GirlycardxIntegra. Yuri themes. Early manga setting.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
William happens upon an unfortunate scene... and makes the best of it. WillGrellSeba
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Prank War
by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6591 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Resident Evil 4: The Real Encounters
by LimaLoser reviews
Apparently the movie editors of "Resident Evil 4" got a little over-zealous when they were cutting up the scenes between Leon and Luis. LeonXLuis yaoi
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Leon S. K., Luis S. - Complete
by Snowbear reviews
Ginny is questioning her sexuality. Does Hermione have the answers? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
by Gaia Faye reviews
The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,162 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
by BELOVEDbyWAR reviews
*Sequel to 'Undercover Revelations'* Henry has a really bad day and it is only getting worse! Who will he turn to for help? *H/M slash*
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Henry F., Mike C. - Complete
by Leandra Nendalored reviews
Ca. 1500 Jahre vor dem Ringkrieg: Der junge, und recht ungestüme, leichtsinnige Legolas besucht Lothlorien und lernt dort Haldir und seine Brüder kennen. Schnell schließen sie Freundschaft, doch gehen Haldirs Gefühle für Legolas darüber hinaus. WIP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,344 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
by hamlet-972 reviews
Tattoo, chains, a guitar, piercings. So Harry Potter has changed a bit in the summer. How much will he change when he has to live in a town full of muggles with the one he hates the most? Oh yes, Draco Malfoy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,353 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset
by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4392 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
by Lady-of-Gondor reviews
Worte können Verlangen erwecken...eiskaltes Verlangen. Taten können ein unstillbares Feuer entfachen... Haldir bereitet Legolas süße Qualen. Doch Zweifel können vieles Zerstören. ACHTUNG Neuigkeiten siehe auch mein Forum hier!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 49,696 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Legolas, Haldir
Purple Rose of Middle Earth
by Naergilien reviews
Haldir ist des Sterbens auf Helms Klamm müde und verlässt die Leinwand...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,959 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Not to Hold
by elektra121 reviews
Lieben heißt loslassen können... ArwenEowyn, eine Übersetzung aus dem Englischen. Reviews herzlich erwünscht!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - German - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Arwen U., Eowyn
Ich liebe dich, bleib fern von mir!
by Yamica reviews
Legolas ein ganz unartiger Prinz und sein Vater schickt ihn aus um Gehorsam zu lernen. STORY COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
What Is Meant to Be
by ak-stinger reviews
AL slash. The frustrated prince of Mirkwood meets a ten-year-old boy. Years later, their bond transforms into the truest love of all. Goes from before their first meeting to "The Return of the King". COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,600 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Leaves of Gold
by Lady Elina reviews
A portrayal of the friendship and love between Aragorn son of Arathorn and Legolas Greenleaf, spanning from the year before the Council of Elrond to Aragorn's death in the Fourth Age. Warning: this story contains explicit slash. STORY COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,708 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Zwei Hälften einer Seele
by Leandra Nendalored reviews
Elladan und Elrohir suchen Trost nach dem Verlust ihrer Mutter. Rating? Hmm zwischen PG13 und R. Erklärung im Inhalt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - German - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Elrohir
Den Jäger erlegen
by Sleepy Tiger reviews
[Legolas - OC] Nur eine weitere Liebesgeschichte mit Legolas und einer eigenen Figur. Mit einigermaßen wohlüberlegtem Handlungsbogen, aber ohne Tolkien-Kenntnissen (Status: Complete)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 208,780 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Legolas - Complete
by Sparrow-666 reviews
[slash A&L]...Aragorn ist verflucht, und nur ein Mensch bzw. Elb ist in der Lage diesen Fluch zu brechen...R&R bitte ... smile
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - German - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Von Hobbits und Lebertran
by Stoffpferd reviews
Die ultimative Fortsetzung zu "Von Elben und Preiselbeeren", Enthüllungen und die nackte Wahrheit, die Tolkien ganz diskret verschwiegen hat *g* ~NEW CHAPTER~ Aragorn hat Visionen und Faramir wird melancholisch r/r *plz*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,235 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
by Akasha-of-Mirkwood reviews
*Der Zwerg atmet so laut...* Was der Sprecher dieser Worte über den Elben denkt, der plötzlich im Wald von Lórien vor ihm steht... slash! *vg* |ENDE|
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Hauch des Lebens
by ManuKu reviews
*Story vollständig* Aragorn wird vor eine harte Bewährungsprobe gestellt. Er ist der einzige, der Legolas vor einem unerträglichen Schicksal retten kann!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - German - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,483 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
by She-Elf reviews
|ENDE| Okay, das hier ist richtig bööööse! Wie der Titel schon sagt. Aus Aragorn's Sicht. Und wirklich Rated R! Ja, und Legolas ist auch dabei...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
by Demetra reviews
Das letzte Kapitel um zwei Liebende,die eine Entscheidung treffen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Legolas, Arwen U.
by Genesis Grey reviews
Wandering the halls of Meduseld Arwen sees something quite unexpected. [femmeslash warning]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Arwen U., Eowyn
by speakpirate reviews
Hermione and Ginny slowly discover their feelings for one another over the course of their final four years at Hogwarts. Contains f/f fluffy slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,928 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Kuroshitsuji Units: User Guide and Manual reviews
Due to customer requests Claude Faustus is the newest addition to our product family. Please feel free to suggest other Kuroshitsuji characters for mass production. Reviewers get 10% off :D
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sebastian M., Undertaker