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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
*Random quotes from other profiles, songs, and friends*
"Look Behind You! its a distraction!"
"I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"
"Best Friends are the siblings God forgot to give us."
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is."
"We need to protect earth to save our souls. A hero to raise up and take control."
"My best friend gave me the best advice. He said each days a gift and not a given right. Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind and try to take the path less traveled by. that first step you take is the longest stride. If today was your last day, if tomorrow was too late, could you say goodbye to yesterday. Would you live each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past? Donate every dime you have, if today was your last day."
"If everyone cared and nobody cried, If everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day where nobody died."
"You can't quit until you try. You can't live until you die. You can't learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie. You can't breath until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the joke."
"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
"If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history."
"When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend."
"They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same."
"Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
"Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!"
"The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family."
"When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to."
"True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget."
"Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal."
" The Ten Commandments aren't multiple choice."
"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
"Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?"
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!"
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead..."
"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement."
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
"'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!"
"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again"
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women."
"So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone"
"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face"
"Tired of living and scared of dying"
"Scared to remember, terrified to forget"
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more"
"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends."
"Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse"
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't"
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.