Waterbender of the Southhide bio
Author has written 6 stories for H.I.V.E., Septimus Heap, Avatar: Last Airbender, Leven Thumps, and Maximum Ride. Hello Peoples! Pickle Peoples! Any other Peoples! This is the wacky nutty author of Catch That Pickle. Yes, I am as insane as I seem. Maybe more. I really don't know, because maybe I don't seem as insane to me as I do to you and how insane I really am is different than how insane I seem. Only I can't tell you how insane I am because we don't have a measurement and I don't actually know exactly how insane I really am because I am me! See the little problem? Actually it is a big problem. Or maybe I'm so insane that it is a small problem and my insanity makes me think it is big. Only I don't know how insane I am compared to how insane you have to be for that to happen because I am me. And if I am me I don't know how insane I seem to you or how insane I really am. It's a never-ending circle! So a little about me. My name starts with M I live in MN I am in middle school I am completely insane I am a total math nerd I love Maximum Ride I hate Dylan Fax forever My favorite books are MR, HP, Alex Rider, Gregor the Overlander (I hate your ending Susanne Collins!), Hunger Games (I hate all endings by SC!), Pendragon, The Shadow Thieves (by Anne Ursu), H.I.V.E., Artemis Fowl, Ranger's apprentice, and any and all books by Margaret Peterson Haddix. My favorite shows are A:tLA, That 70's Show, Big Bang Theory, Off Their Rockers, The Voice (I'm going to try out when I'm old enough). Favorite colors: Blue and Green Favorite food: Between Pizza and Orange chicken. Personality: Nerdy and Insane. Mine is a delicate balance. Other random information: I have a dog named Sunnie, Two sisters, I am half Philipino, My last name is one that everyone pronounces wrong, I have a stick that i wrote the words Common Sense on and poke my friends with whenever they're stupid (inspired by the fanfics Stalking Zuko and Not Stalking Zuko- and she is stupid quite a lot), I am a young fresh faced girl wishing to enter the dog eat dog world of novel writing, in my opinion the worst sport ever to play is lacrosse (seriously, we just started the unit in gym and let me tell you it is VIOLENT!) I love Greek mythology, I am dying for Mark of Athena to come out, Hunger games is the best movie EVER, I am a ballroom dancer, I have an obsession with fanfiction, my mom owes me 200 some bucks, I procrastinate a lot, i have 2 bookcases filled with just books from the past 3 years, I now hate with all my heart my best friend from 3rd grade, I hate to eat pickles, I am totally random on a daily basis, and there is a lot more random stuff I could tell you that I won't. Or am I just letting my insanity get the better of me? No, not this time I don't think. Only I don't know because I can't tell the difference between me and my insanity because that's what insanity is. Crap. We will just have to see where this discussion about my insanity (or is it my sanity? I don't know. Is the glass half empty or half full? I think it is half full. Or is that just the insanity? Grrrr...) takes us. For now, enjoy the randomness. Sincerely, Girl from the states who's last name is always said wrong and won't tell you anything except that her name starts with M. Or just M for short. | |||||||
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Not the Same, Never Again by orphanedaccount1234 reviews
Even after escaping the horror of The School, Harry is plagued by flashbacks and nightmares. And the date on his arm is slowly ticking away the little time he has left. With wings and a death sentence, how long will it be before someone learns his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,976 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Max
Grandfather and Daughter by NeleX reviews
Ursa commits conversation instead of murder
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Ursa, Azulon - Complete
Alex! by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Sequel to the story: Alex?. What if he wasn't dead? What if everything has changed ... for everyone.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Trouble On Keyboards, With Video by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider and Eagle, sitting in a chat room with nothing to do… Chapter number two: Fox joins in. Ch3: Omegle is now turning into 'Alex-Meets-K-Unit, specifically Wolf.' Now: Snake meets Alex on video chat. Updated 7/15/2012 - complete!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
The Navy SEALs at Brecon Beacons by DarthZ reviews
The US Navy SEALs are invited to train at Brecon Beacons. Alex has just officially joined the SAS. With K-Unit, Cub, and the SEALs at the same camp, this is going to be an interesting few weeks.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
She's the spy? by ILOVEGREENDAY-MWAHAHAHA reviews
Just your typical SAS and Navy SEALS fic, except Alex is the spy that is supposed to train them. They just don't know it yet, and things are about to get interesting.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
A New Identity by Bookdancer reviews
What happens when Alex doesn't go with Mr. Pleasure, and Scorpia is out for revenge? He gets a new identity, that's what. After pretending to die in a bank robbery, Alex takes on a new identity and joins the SAS. K-Unit appears. After Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,913 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Rider Family Luck by Lonesome Personified reviews
Alex has been captured by the School, breaking his last promise to his most likely dead sister, Max. Everyday he plans his escape, but will escaping be proven to be much easier when a certain group of bird kids along with a very familiar face arrive?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Max
Naruto: Wrath of the Gods by Isom reviews
at 6 Naruto is taken from the village to Kami. Years later he returns with power and a mission. civilian council bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,142 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Some Heroes Come in Small Sizes by DarthZ reviews
When a group of armed men take over Jay's second grade classroom, what more can he do than use the skills his dad taught him? How will they react to what happens? What does his dad think? On hiatus due to writer's block
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub
There's a Kakuzu Under my Bed by MJ.Ride reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki moves in to Mo's house? Nothing good, obviously. Fang and Iggy appear as well, and though Fang can't be found, could he be planning something disasterous with the other residents? Warning: contains random Tobi antics.
Crossover - Naruto & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Random argument 3 by ILOVEGREENDAY-MWAHAHAHA reviews
sequel to both RA1 and 2 so yeah, all rights to koolkat136 random book characters get together and the fun starts!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Random argument 2 by ILOVEGREENDAY-MWAHAHAHA reviews
a sequel to random argument 1 all rights to koolkat136 random book characters get together and the fun starts!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Random argument 1 by ILOVEGREENDAY-MWAHAHAHA reviews
Ok so random argument alert! koolkat136 has the original but anywho so bunch of random book characters get together and the fun starts!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Philosopher's Stone by MissSwissish reviews
The Philosopher's Stone's creation is an insult to Hades. Therefore when it's safety is questioned, everyone's favourite Ghost King is sent to have it destroyed. How will Hogwarts cope with a moody demigod as a pupil?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
The DoubleDate by DramaticPirate reviews
Fairly AU in which Sam/Astrid go on a double date with Caine/Diana. Set in no particular book-period.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Christmas Sorrows by Mazken reviews
Here's a preview: Opening the door revealed Wolf, Snake and Eagle standing on his doorstep. With a tree. Eagle for some reason was covered in tinsel and baubles. Alex decided that really, he didn't want to know.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Band Together by True Colours reviews
Alex never expected to find himself playing guitar on-stage with two geeks, a chav, a pink-haired rocker and an ex-self harmer, but here he is. Exactly how is this going to save a teenage poet from death at the hands of the so-called deceased?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,021 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Author by Torn Apart Paper Dinosaur reviews
10 reasons why Alex shouldn't write about his life. Simple one-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
THE PRANK by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
ITS JUST A SIDE SHOT TO MY STORY 'ALEX' DONT REALLY KNOW WHERE IT FITS!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Alex? by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
K-unit thought it was just another assignment, until they have to protect the 5 year old son of their dead friends, Ian and John Rider. Oh, and Scorpia are out for revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,013 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Snake - Complete
Reunion by DarthZ reviews
Alex gets invited to his high school reunion, but what do people remember him as? Probably a one-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
There is a boy by opensummer reviews
There was a boy. But he was never a child. Perceptions of Alex. AU. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Dangers of Sugar by color my world bright reviews
Never, in her life, had Diana Ladris passed up a chance to embarrass Caine Soren, Sam Temple, or anyone else with some evil plan. And this was her perfect chance – even if it was tainted with sugar packets and off-key singing. One-shot!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Diana L. - Complete
Never Say What You Really Mean by Writer With Sprite reviews
A seemingly well-meaning substitute teacher misinterprets one of Alex's English assignments. After alerting the principal and the nurse, the school decides to take action on it. Can you say Children's Services, anyone? COMPLETE.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Somewhere by Storage-Jar reviews
"Where did you say we were again?" "Somewhere." "That's hardly an answer! Admit it, we're lost." - Welcome to the Land of Somewhere, or, the Sahara Desert. T for some swearing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
That's Not Santa! by SylverSpyder reviews
A two-shot Christmas prequel to the The Stranger and the Spy files.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Good Times by TwiGurl5000 reviews
The gAang's in modern times. What happens when the trials and tribulations of high school mix up with unsure feelings of friendship and love? Who'll fall first? What happens when an enemy comes back for revenge? And will someone get hurt along the way?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 146,045 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Hijacking the PA System by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
Having the HIVE Public Address System taken over by a student is every headmaster's nightmare, but when a certain albino genius decides to hijack the PA System, Dr Nero and Raven learn to fully appreciate the phrase, 'having a bad day'...Two-shot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Otto M., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Antithesis by chronikuru
Naruto is bright and happy and revels in his friends. Sasuke is quiet and analytic and only truly lives online. They conflict and fight and have nothing in common. Modern, kind-of high school AU. SasuNaru friendship, gen. Mostly character studies.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Are You Smarter Than A First Grader by ThePowerOfRandomnes1 reviews
Me and my friend Brooke T. made this 'cuz we were bored. This is not a Zeus x Voldie story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Voldemort, Zeus - Complete
Horrible Eyesight by owlgirl16 reviews
James Potter knows he has bad vision, but when he loses his glasses for a day... "Potter! Stop cursing inanimate objects!" "Bloody lamp!" Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2011 - James P. - Complete
Bad Veggies by JokerLoves
Team 7 and Iruka are at Naruto's apartment, when all of a sudden Sakura makes a horrible mistake and releases ... IT! WARNINGS: CRACKFIC! oneshot, complete, first fic. Be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Am Kakashi Hatake, Well Sort Of by XspriteyX reviews
They stared at each other until Naruto got his hand free and jumped back pointing accusingly at the guy "HEY WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE'S KAKASHI SENSEI?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't think, just do it by I Am The Girl Who Lived reviews
Max Fang and Iggy go to Hogwarts and meet Harry Ron and Hermione They all become friends and get involved in things they should have left alone What will happen? You'll have to read to find out 1st fanfic nd i suck at summarys so please read it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,914 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Shattered Spirit by bronzelord reviews
What if Naruto didn't have the strength to deal with the hate of the village? How would he survive the never ending waves of mistrust, and anger that cause the villagers to abuse and ostracize him? Can he find a meaning for his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,915 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
October 10th by XspriteyX reviews
He stood over the memorial thinking the day could not be more perfect considering whom he was here to remember, Sasuke murmured to himself "It should of been me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hunger Games Battle Royale by BTolson23 reviews
The Capitol, under the leadership of a new mayor, has started their 101st Games with a bang. They've assigned the Tributes to an Island, where anything goes. With new firearms and melee weapons randomly assigned, which of the 24 shall win?
Crossover - Battle Royale & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,797 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
10Tens by Epitome of Randomness reviews
A collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,991 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
My Four Best Friends by SenseandCommon reviews
Hello, my name is Avery Ingle. I am 14 and I live in Perdido Beach, California. I have been living without parents since I was 12. Today, however, all of the adults disappeared. - "Gone" told by a few of the Perdido's many ignored citizens.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
The PJO and JB war! by Anastasia Laurels reviews
Funny story...My brother gave me this idea! This is my FAVORITE story! Do NOT click if you love Justin Beiber! Really, DON'T! Rated T for aggresiveness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Gently Falling by bronzelord reviews
Naruto has returned home from his training journey with Jiraiya. He expects to fall back into his old habits. But as he is walking through town, a midnight haired beauty catches his eyes, and throws a wrench in his plans. Naruhina Some Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,497 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Are you SURE this is flammable? by Adorkable Super Dorks reviews
Explosions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fred W., Iggy
I Love Haruno Sakura by juliet agn reviews
This is why we don't save people with 100 dollar gift cards to Barnes and Nobles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Gods discover Fanfiction by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE GODS HAVE FOUND FANFICTION!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hermes
TOTALLY Less Than Threatening by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The six undead former-jinchuuriki socialize and discuss the relative "lame-ness" of their respective bijuu. Oneshot. Crack. Rated T for some mild-to-moderate cursing. Disclaimer: "It's fun to write characters who have no real defined personalities..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fū, Yugito N. - Complete
Awake by Z.Zonkky reviews
Hatake Kakashi didn't notice it at first. Naruto would shake his head and suddenly, he'd be the same little loud kid everyone knew, and most loved. But when he did begin to notice, Hatake Kakashi did not like what he saw. So he decided to help him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,833 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Devil's Box by bronzelord reviews
A Naruto fan's laptop mysteriously appears in the Forests outside of Konoha. Having never seen anything like it before, Team Seven decides to investigate the strange "box" to see what it is. But what happens when they see their own fan art? Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
It Must Be You by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - After Al Mualim's death, Malik struggles to run the Order.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
If I Wasn't There by Tarlyn reviews
Max, daughter of Voldemort, has trained her whole life for a mission from her father and has hoped for a chance to go to a real school. Her only problem? Her goal is to get the one and only Fang and family and falling in love wasn't part of the plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,829 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Max - Complete
The Time Warp Technique by Crumpled reviews
Naruto has discovered an ancient scroll dating back hundreds of years, labeled "The Time Warp Technique." What does this mysterious jutsu do? As Naruto attempts to find out, hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shikamaru's New Jutsu by Crumpled reviews
Nara Shikamaru was just about the last person one would expect to spend years honing his own, person jutsu. However, against all odds, he has completed it and is ready to show his friends. But the real question is: what does this jutsu do? HUMOR ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Grim Grinning Fox by Kio 'Key-Oh reviews
After a mission goes haywire Naruto is left as a fox. Will his team mates be able to undo what was done and how will the villagers react to a fox in the town? How long can they keep him safe? Will anything be the same?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,837 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Unfolds in Wave by Mr.mclane reviews
Six months before Naruto's return to Konoha, He is placed on a team of familiar faces who is being sent to Wave. Naruto wasn't expecting this mission to escalate to a life changing experience nobody would ever forget. NaruXSaku, first fict, Pre Chap. 500
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 525,326 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Similar Differences by siany reviews
Crossover with 'Harry Potter'. T just to be safe. Naruto gets transported into Harry's bedroom and has the hard task of getting home. Complete, Re-edited, Finished
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Magical Mystery Bunnies of Wave Country by Lil' DeiDei reviews
While training in the forest on Wave Country-what the heck is that doing there?-, Kakashi kills many bunnies and his students sweat-drop. A lot. Contains references to drugs and bunny deaths. A CrackFic for Earth Day. Love Mother Nature. Hug Trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Naruto The Elemental Fox by KitsuneDragon reviews
What if Kagebunshin wasn't the only jutsu Naruto learned from the Forbidden Scroll? His happy goofy self was just a mask and he is to grow up to be master of all the chakra elements. I give a fox contract instead of the toad. CoolxMature Naruto. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,929 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Perverts Anonymous by Rizember reviews
The perverts of Konoha, ie everyone, are forced to get professional help or die trying. Humour, stuff, unnecessary explosions... Possible continuation. COMPLETE...for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Otto's Past by claretopeventer reviews
Otto Malpense has no idea who he is, and neither does the HIVE staff. When something amazing happens to Otto, his past is revealed and he meets his creators. But when his half brothers and sisters get involved there is a lot of explaining to do...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Max, Otto M. - Complete
Alex Rider Meet Artemis Fowl, Your New Psychiatris by CasimereSabine reviews
Alex thought he was done with his life of the strange and abnormal. But when the vilians of his past began attacking him in his dreams, he has no choice but to enter another, one filled with more abnormality than he might be able to take. *COMPLETE*
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
A strange new world by Acaykath reviews
One Shot A jutsu sends Naruto crossing dimensions to a modern day New York.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
catch & release by sillyangelxo reviews
ONESHOT. AU. SasuSaku • He’s been there. He’s always been there. It just took me thirteen years, a fight, and attempting to replace him with my new boyfriend to realize it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 208 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Omitted Scenes aka Everything RR Didn't Tell Us by Aish Sheva reviews
A series of PJO humor oneshots! Sixth chapter: Because Percy is TOTALLY that stupid. Written for Flamepaw, who came up with the joke this is based on and so many of the wisecracks in the contest. NOTE: RR cut these for these for a reason...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Percy J., Kronos
A Crossover of Epic Proportions by Aish Sheva reviews
Looking for a story mixing Twilight, Pendragon, Fruits Basket, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Star Wars, Digimon, The Three Musketeers, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, and a dancing cup of ramen noodles? Look no further! It's a crossover of epic proportions
Crossover - Book X-overs & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P.
Skipping Class by SilentThunder23 reviews
Naruto and Sakura get caught out by Kakashi for 'skipping' class. Modern High School AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fate of Emos by Tainted Griffin reviews
What happens if you put Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, and Deidara together in the middle of Forks? Edward, Bella, Sakura, and Sasuke bashing. no pairings. Twilight/Naruto crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Magical Chronicles: Power of Shinobi by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,382 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cell Block Tango by GoodnightSleepTight reviews
Based on "Chicago" song: "And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"!" Now the time came for the ninja men, not only from Konoha! Love kills. Ouch! Pairs roles and other details inside .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Tsunade S., Deidara - Complete
The Key to Survival NOT! by Skyskater reviews
The Naruto cast deals with emergencies in MUCH different ways that normal human beings. Has a 20 question theme sorta thing. Rated T just cuz I'm scared the lil kiddies will get the wrong idea about how to handle emergencies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Please Make Me Walk Again by Kathi-san reviews
Tsunade looked up. "Sasuke, I'm so sorry, but there's a good chance that you'll never walk again..."...."WHAT!" Wait a minute, what's this? Sakura is Sasuke's nurse? Will all the extra time spent with him spark a budding romance? SasuSaku - Please Read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,766 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Apart by GuardianValkyrie reviews
After a series of foster homes, Kurenai finally decides to place a hurt Naruto in foster care with Iruka where he meets new friends and danger arises for the blond. Set in modern day Japan. No pairings. Not sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,685 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuIno: Fairytale Endings by AkemiYumikov3 reviews
A collection of SasuIno oneshots based on different fairytales, but with added twist, SasuIno style! Tragedy, Angst, and Romance Alert, rated for character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 455 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
55 Ways to Annoy Sasuke by Angelgirl18647 reviews
While Angel is away, her co-hosts will play. This is what you get when you add bored hosts, and Angel's old story 50 Ways to annoy Neji. Please note, without Angel we could only think of 25 not the 50 she did. So another 30 is up cause we love you guys
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off Sakura by sexikat729 reviews
Lots of Sakura bashing! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Mission by Enterprise1701-d reviews
NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 563 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Trump Card of Konoha by StCC reviews
Put a summary into 255 characters? Okay, a better one's inside... Naruto's been taken out of the academy exams and locked up for a reason he knows not. This is what would happen if instead of reverting back to the Third, they moved on to a Fifth. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ink by Gender Outlaw reviews
Sai draws on paper. Naruto draws on people. [Dark!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
What would you do for A Klondike Bar? by Jessie Roug3 reviews
What would you do for A Klondike Bar? All the Naruto characters are asked this age old question, well, quite a few, not all of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Letting Go by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
[Oneshot] Let go of Sakura... or I'll kill her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Mrs Pickles by Sushi Chi reviews
When dead animals show up on Henry's porch, Shawn blames Mrs. Pickles.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Sayonara by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
[Oneshot] They'll meet again... somehow... somewhere... Because they are Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
When Stravaganti go mad by princessezzy reviews
Title says it all. Very random but also quite funny, do not take seriously! Read and review please!
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Naruto Parodies: Kakashi's Timing by NaruKun427 reviews
This is the funny version of why Kakashi Hatake is always late to the Team7 training grounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat. A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 415 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Avatar: the Last Airbender Animal Crackers! by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
Avatar: the last airbender. Just a oneshot about when the characters eat animal crackers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Just Killing Time by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
After Wave Country and before the chuunin exam, Team 7 kills time while waiting for Kakashi. No pairings, no warnings, just mild humor and kids being kids.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ZEE END OF ZEE WORLD! by Kakashi Kat reviews
READ IT! BUT READ IT REALLY FAST!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
What Goes on Behind the Scenes by Skyskater reviews
Ever wondered what goes behind the scenes at Hogwarts? Here's your chance to find out. Rated T for some bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
I'm Home by Fujii29 reviews
A litlle baby fox from the burned forrest. Alone, abandoned, and abused. If only he caould found anyone to release him from his sufffer... could someone come and take care of him? little bit OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prophecy by DaniGirl101 reviews
Well, this story is about... WRITERS INNER SELF: Read it, or I'll have to send the flying hamsters of doom out to get you, and they have CHAINSAWS! Muahaha! NORMAL SELF: ...ok...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,169 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Domino Effect by Serry2 reviews
One change leads to another and the NarutoHakuGaara Team is formed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,185 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Haku, Gaara - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Demonic.Alchemist reviews
Naruto is abused by the villagers, and hides it well. From everyone but Sasuke. Slight, barely noticeable ShonenAi.. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Day The Smile Slipped by Manatheron reviews
Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Pickles by xsoccer4ever reviews
Harry, Ron, and Herminone are off to satisfy their everlasting longing for some pickles. Warning: This Fanfic is the result of being on Fan Fiction and being high on pickles at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 10/28/2005
Itachi's Shoes by Fire and Sand reviews
When Uchiha Itachi left Konoha, he was wearing black shoes, the same shoes as all the other ANBU, but when we see him four years later, he's wearing new stylish purple shoes. Where did he get them? Explained inside with exclusive interview. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Barry Saucepan and the Ugly Rock by Long live the pickles reviews
COMPLETED! It's Harry Potter one just twisted up and tipped upside down! New crazy characters! Random Happenings! Good, if you have an unusual sense of humor! C'mon! Come read and review! I LOVE REVIEWERS! R8d T because I have a swearing problem
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pickle by Long live the pickles reviews
Harry's rather small adventure that involves a brief apperance of rubber chickens. note: This story ACTUALLY has NOTHING to do with Pickle! hehe! anyway review like good pickles! Now...where's the catorgary for Attempted humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
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The black, the white, and the pink preview reviews
preview of my SYOC story. Thanks to everyone who contributed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Thoughts on a Savior reviews
My own character that Metal Flowers used in her fic. Yay! Her thoughts around the time when Max and Angel saved her. Companion to Expiration Date of a Family.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
The Storm Conquest reviews
As a secret extra avatar, Lirenn feels lacking compared to her sister. When the real avatar comes to the north pole, she jumps at her chance. Will she gain confidence and even love along the way? Better than it sounds. T Paranoid. HIATUS!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Being a Tree reviews
Geth's take on being a tree. Oneshot.
Leven Thumps - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Geth - Complete
Catch That Pickle reviews
A crazy pickle, a lot of jello, Shelby awesomeness, and lots of random! Totally Plotless, but full of funiness!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Otto M.
Beetle's Broken Heart reviews
Beetle thinks about Jenna's reaction to one word and compares it to the song Dreaming With a Broken Heart
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Beetle B., Jenna H. - Complete