Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.
"I'm not a vampire but I feel like one." - "I'm Not a Vampire", Falling in Reverse
I'm agnostic (but I respect all religions), nihilistic (but I'm not a sociopath), and straightedge (but I'm not going to tell you how to live your life).
Coffee is the greatest thing currently in existence. About 95% of my blood is caffeine.
I love mythology, the occult, and philosophy. Hence the reasons why I don't have many friends.
Everything's a government conspiracy. Truth.
I support gay rights.
There are no winners in war. Just those who are left standing.
Olivier Armstrong is the female version of Chuck Norris.
“He made wings out of wax so he could fly.. but when he got too close to the sun... to God... the wax melted and he crashed to the ground...” –Edward Elric
“I kill, therefore I am!” – Barry the Chopper
“There is someone I need to protect. It was not because I was forced by anyone, but it was my own free will. It is my own choice to pull the trigger for the person who I must protect. Until the day that person accomplishes his goal... I will pull the trigger without doubt.”- Riza Hawkeye
“You win. I hate to admit it, but it isn't too bad to get killed by a man like you. I like those determined eyes of yours. I can't wait. The day... your eyes will be filled with torment... is right... there...” – Lust
“Nowhere on Earth does a true king exist!” – Fuhrer Bradley
“To seek justice in a special place like a battlefield is what's strange. Is it heretical to kill with alchemy? Is it better to kill with a gun? Or is it that you were prepared to kill one or two, but can't bear killing thousands? When you wore this of your own will, weren't you already prepared? If you don't like it, you shouldn't have worn it in the first place. You moved forward onto this path on your own, why are you playing the victim now? If you're going to take pity on yourself, don't kill people in the first place. Don't avert your eyes from death. Look forward. Look at the people you're killing in the face. And don't forget them. Don't forget. Don't forget. They won't forget you either.” – Solf Kimblee
“In that case, I'll protect all that I can... even if it's just a few, I'll protect all that's important... In turn, the people below me will protect those below them. For a small human, at least that should be possible.” – Roy Mustang
“Inside me, the war isn't over yet. No...it will never end as long as I live. It was my decision to trust you and pass my father's research on to you. I also made the decision to join the academy in hopes of improving the lives of this country's people. As much as I regret what's happened, I can't escape the fact that it was my choices that brought me to this position. I'm a killer, and no amount of denial or repentance can absolve me of that.” – Riza Hawkeye
“No you're not. What a load of crap. What is this, a radio drama? I feel like puking! Are you humans always this emotional? Listen to your instincts! Colonel Mustang! Scar tried to assassinate you, didn't he? And you, short stuff! Scar killed your friend’s parents, remember?! And the East City girl who was turned into a chimera! He killed her too! And I myself pulled the trigger that started the Ishval war! Hahahahaha! You killed plenty of people during those years, Lieutenant Hawkeye! Scar! The man and woman responsible for slaughtering countless members of your race are right in front of you! Take this chance! Ooh, what angry faces, hahaha! Keep it up! Hate, cry, kill, and be killed! Wade through the mire of war! Pathetic insects like you can't put aside your differences and work together! Right, shrimp? HAWKEYE! MUSTANG! SCAR! ...why... WHY WHY WHY?! DAMN YOU ALL!” – Envy
“When someone asks "who" I am, I always say "a housewife." That's the polite response... But just for today, I feel like showing off a little. I'm an ALCHEMIST!”- Izumi Curtis
"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies." – Kakashi Hatake
“I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist to magnify that love, then there is no more a splendid world than this one.”- Gaara
“Well that's typical. Not happy unless he's giving people a heart attack”. – Iruka Umino
“Same streets, same crowds too. Yeah, Shibuya hasn’t changed a bit. But still, I don’t think I can forgive you yet. You don’t see it, but... those few weeks were very hard for me. Learning to trust people, having that trust broken... Finding out the town I pegged as small, and stifling, and empty... wasn’t any of those things. I’m glad I met you guys. You made me... pick up on things I probably would’ve just gone on ignoring. "Trust your partner." And I do. I can’t forgive you, but I trust you. You took care of things right. Otherwise, Shibuya would be gone... and my world with it. Hey, did I mention? I’ve got friends now! We’re getting together for the first time in a week! See you there...?” – Neku Sakuraba
“You know, this is gonna have repercussions upstairs. But hey, at least things are back to normal, right?” – Sanae Hanekoma
“To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...” – People possessed by the Red Skull Pin
"My plan was perfect but there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass and you always account for dumbass..ness." – Agito
"Okay here's the plan, we’ll go in and start hitting them and see where that takes us."- Maes Hughes
"Welcome to Ouran High school Host Club, a place where handsome, rich young men with too much time on their hands entertain rich beautiful young ladies, who also have to much time on their hands." – Tamaki
“We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass.” – Shigure
"You wouldn't recognize a god damn vampire, even if one jumped out and bit you at the end of your fucking dick." – Cyber City Oedo 808
“Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! …oh, I’m so fucking hard right now.” – Jan Valentine
"We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?" – Jan Valentine
“Immortality is wasted on the young.” – Alucard
“That’s not wrong… you fought to protect your world. Isn’t that good enough? No one really thinks of others, you will lose everything if you can’t keep up. After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. Only two kinds of people exist in this world: those who steal…and those who are stolen from. So then, today I just stole your future. That’s all.” – Ciel Phantomhive
“All creatures want to believe in something bigger than themselves. They cannot live without blind obedience. And to escape the pressure of that trust, those in whom faith is placed in turn look for someone higher than themselves. And then people in turn look for someone even stronger. That is how all kings are born. That is how all gods are born.” – Sosuke Aizen
“That human sacrificed himself to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against each other, but it was not until they set aside their differences that I saw the true power they all shared deep inside. I see now the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” – Mewtwo
“Forget all that formal crap ’bout comin’ at me one at a time. I’ll take all you bitches on!” – Mugen
“Nothing’s perfect. The world isn’t perfect. But it’s there for us, doing the best it can. And that’s what makes it so damn beautiful.” – Roy Mustang
“I LOVE BIG BOOBS!” – Jean Havoc
“There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, and women with attitude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?” – Spike Spiegel
“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei
“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?” – Lina Inverse
“If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.” – Monkey D. Luffy
“Oh, I adore "Rock, Paper, Scissors"! Although where I come from, we call it, ‘Quartz, Parchment, Shears’.” – Pops
“It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?” – Fry
“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”- God (Futurama)
“Bite my shiny metal ass.” – Bender
“We have nothing to fear but running out of beer.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Head (play on his quote of “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”)
“This one time, at band camp, I –“ – Michelle
“ If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles an hour, you're going to see some serious shit.” – Doc Brown
“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” – Harvey Dent
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.” – The Joker (RIP Keith Ledger)
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