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Joined 04-19-03, id: 372203, Profile Updated: 12-12-08

Formerly ChibiSerenity3. Yugioh reference.

12/12/08: My old stories were really horrible, so I've decided to delete all of them from here. I still read fanfiction, though. I mostly read my Author Alerts, but occasionally I get the urge to look for new stuff.

07/30/06: I don't like any of the fics I've written so far (script format is a really bad writing form anyway), so I won't be updating or writing unless I either delete the existing fics, revamp all of them, or get my writing style back in order, which...let me tell you, isn't likely to be happening anytime soon. In other words: I have another account, but I'm not writing there now either. My writing is on major hold and has been for months. However, I do read and review other fics fairly often. Truthfully, I'd like to start writing again, but there are...obstacles. Problems. Hesitation. My other account, which doesn't have any posts yet, but which does have a much more updated bio: HumorNut (www.fanfiction.net/~humornut).

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Puppy's Paradise by KakyoTheStickInTheMud reviews
SJ yaoi How has Joey been supporting his huge appetite and drunken father with time to spare for school and duels? Why, a secret, sexy job at a gentleman’s club, of course! When a business associate of Seto Kaiba treats him to a “mystery dance,” bli
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Little Naruto doesn't lie by kally77 reviews
Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Brother by LeDiz reviews
Al knows his brother, he's just not so sure about Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Sin of Defiance by RobinRocks reviews
Alternate Ep 25: Rem won't be so easily beaten by Light Yagami, but where does that leave L? At Light's mercy, of course. Dark LightxL. Cowritten with AutumnDynasty.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chibi For A Day by Spyder Webb reviews
After reading a spell from an old book, Joey and the gang find that they all have...'little' problems to deal with now... slight yaoi FINISHED! 49 Chapters in all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 96,081 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2005
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
Not That Kind Of Guy by mousapellikun reviews
It might be time for somebody to tell Yuuri the facts of life, given the situation with Wolfram, but Gwendal isn't volunteering.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2005
Me, Myself and the Couch by Misura reviews
Malik walks into the living-room and knows something is wrong. [major weird]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Marik I., Yami Marik
Great Minds by runespear reviews
Rated for language and yaoi (not intense). Raito and L have a conversation about the physical act of love. Set during handcuff and forfeit!Raito chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/1/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 410 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Literally by Unmentionable Squick reviews
Havok has a whim, words are given their own interpretations, and Ed still manages to win. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2004
The India Ink Problem by hilarity reviews
The rather obscure tale of one boy's troubles with ink. SLASH. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
What Better Use For Your Millennium Item? by DarkShadowFlame reviews
What are you going to do when you can see the future and boy, does it look boring? Play matchmaker, of course! Well, it sounds easy enough… too bad Ishizu’s friends are so clueless. [YamiYugi, SetoJoey, BakuraRyou, ShadiIshizu]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,516 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Isis I./Ishizu I., Shadi - Complete
Eau de Jou by Fire Dragon of Darkness reviews
[drabble] [very slight hints at Kaijou] Sometimes Mokuba's a little too eccentric for his own good.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/22/2004 - S. Kaiba - Complete
One Week by innominate reviews
The Domino High School sophomore class takes a ski trip. Yami takes ski lessons, Bakura disappears, and Joey and Kaiba get roommate angst. Shounen-ai, sort of...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,222 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Different Way to Say Love by samurai-ashes reviews
[dark humor?, twisted-ness, yaoi] Jounouchi reflects on his... interesting relationship with Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2003
Yami Bakura Explains It All by Serendipity1 reviews
Oh my. Everyone's favorite albinary tomb raider has discovered what we think of his love life. Heads are gonna roll. Fortunately, he's going to sit down and have a talk with you first.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Art of Losing by Lady Cosmos reviews
Sakura's thinking and trying to hide. *shounen-ai, complete*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Nothing's on TV! ARGH! by jeti reviews
Yami no Bakura is home sick watching daytime television. Namely, soap operas and pre-schooler shows. Oh, joy. Rated for LANGUAGE and LOTS OF IT.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2003
Being Dead Ain't Easy by D. Draggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Reasons why by redfox and megane-chan reviews
Ever wonder why your favorite characters do what they do? Ever wonder why Seto likes the BEWD cards so much? Ever wonder why Joey's called dog? Well it's all here! Just click on the title! ^__^ R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator by Lady of the Wolves reviews
It's a normal day when Yugi and Co. go to KaibaCorp to see Seto for a mysterious reason...but the day turns interesting when everyone gets stuck in a hot, stuffy elevator! Do they EVER get out? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
Heart of the Dragon Master by Elf reviews
Seto Kaiba's locked up his heart and soul to almost all. After his soul is released by Pegasus, he meets someone who just might change that forever . . . Serenity Wheeler, Joey's little sister. Serenity/Seto, Joey/Mai, slight mentions of Yugi/Tea and Te
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2002