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Joined 02-14-12, id: 3723753, Profile Updated: 10-30-12
Author has written 18 stories for IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, and Avengers.

Okay, my profile looked stupid, so I've changed it.

My name is Rachelle. I am fifteen, I live in England, and I adore most comedy. As you will see. I had to make a special section just for that. I love the Mighty Boosh, the IT crowd, and Doctor Who. Best programmes on Earth, without question. Some stuff about me:

Things i write, or intend to write, fanfiction for:

The Mighty Boosh
The IT Crowd
Doctor Who
Avengers
Sherlock
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Discworld

I'll be honest, it's mostly intending to write at the moment. I can't help it, the Boosh has sucked me in ;)

Bands/artists I like that inspire me:

Bombay Bicycle Club
Chameleon Circuit
Ed Sheeran
Ellie Goulding
Feist
Florence and the Machine
Kasabian
Kings of Leon
Lenka
Mumford and Sons
Owl City
Paramore
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Scouting for Girls
The Script
Sky Sailing
Vampire Weekend
Ben Howard
Patrick Wolf
Hudson Taylor
Coldplay
Talking Heads

And some random songs:

Miserable at Best- Mayday Parade
School's Out- Alice Cooper
Melancholy Hill- Gorillaz
Goodbye Mr A- The Hoosiers
Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
In the Morning- Razorlight
Chasing Cars- Snow Patrol
Monsters- Hurricane Bells
Shooting the Moon- OK go
Blue Song- Mint Royale
One Day Like This- Elbow
Sleep- Marion
Africa- Toto
Teenage Kicks- Undertones
Jar of Hearts- Christina Perri
L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.- Noah and the Whale
Like a Drug- Hard-Fi
Sister Rosetta- The Noisettes
The ballad of Mona Lisa- Panic! at the disco
Turn off the lights- Panic! at the disco
Etc. Believe me, the list goes on and on and on.

The comedians I like

This list is actually so long you'd be here all week if i wrote it all down, but here's my top ten:

Noel Fielding
Ed Byrne
Russell Howard
Michael McIntyre
Milton Jones
Chris Addison
Hugh Dennis
Jack Whitehall
Frankie Boyle
Micky Flanagan

And all the other random stuff I love:

Converse, Doc Martens, capes, eyeliner, being a goth, the night, the moon, the stars, shooting stars, dragons, angels, wolves, werewolves, mythology, ancient gods, being random, my trilby hat, my nerd glasses, my memory stick, my iPod, cake, music, writing, art, Latin, drawing manga, the film Thor, CSI, sleeping, not sleeping when I have a caffeine high, 7up, blue sweets, my friends, my 'brother-from-another-mother' Alex, my mum, having a cluttered desk, my laptop, my safety pinned jacket, my keyboard, my millions of notebooks, my spiky punk bracelets, my camera, London, the Union Jack, Jamie Campbell-Bower, work experience, Sitting and just talking to someone, Sunlight dappled through leaves, feeding my last chip to a pigeon, Noel Fielding, having my hair feather cut and dyed black, Berlin, street art, my highly decorated room, bacon butties, Chemistry, snow, my new feathered headdress, Christmas, fanfictions, etc, etc. I could go on. I just generally love my life. :)

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If you've ever written a story for the sole purpose of doing it before someone else, copy this.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND (or orchestra), so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm BI so I MUST be confused about my sexuality

This thing is more revealing than I thought (oo-er) XD

Anyway, that's probably all you need to know about me. Apart from one more thing. I have this thing called Echolalia, where you imitate a voice or sound, especially if I find it funny. With the amount of comedians I watch with different voices, I often randomly turn camp, Irish, posh, or, my personal favourite, Cockney. What can I say? It's a genuine condition.

That's all for now. Ta-ra!

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My Favourite Prince by BeatlesChick reviews
Rika is an Asgardian warrior, best friend of Loki, and his lover. This is their story, told in non-chronological one-shots. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,940 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Loki, OC
Every Unsatisified Urge by Concupiscence66 reviews
This is a "real person" fic based on a prompt for livejournal's queer fest: They don't have sex, so they're just friends. Right? Noel and Julian have a mostly sexless marriage.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The Mobile Barista by xSeashellGirlx reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,512 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hulk/Bruce B.
Welcome to the dictionary of The Mighty Boosh by Thisonesforthefreaks reviews
This is the new fic that I promised in the last chapter of my other story. Each chapter consists of two oneshot/Drabbles one about Howard one about Vince, each based on a new word, two words per letter of the alphabet. Enjoy:J Some Howince some not so. Some happy, some sad, some thoughtful and some just plain mad. :P
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
Sleepless Nights by AlKiMi reviews
Lister can't sleep - and he wants to know why. My first Red Dwarf fanfic. RxL. NOW COMPLETE.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Adieu to the Zoo by GrowlyNoir reviews
The Zoo is closing. Howard, Naboo & Bollo all want to keep the exotic Noir, who is coming of age. Discovering he has "gifts" Vince tries to show Howard his heart. The Moon resists. - Comfort/love/friendship/angst. Innocent Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,373 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Criss crossing worlds by ProwlingShadow reviews
We all know the stories of the Boosh going into the real world but what about when the real world goes into the Boosh?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
The Slow Descent Into Madness by AlKiMi reviews
Kind of how it all started. Very depressing and bleak.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,202 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012
That Extra Floor by reincarnatedwitch reviews
Sequel to 'There's a Crack Behind the Fridge...' The Doctor's back! And what's with that extra floor? Y'know, the one that doesn't exist? And all those murders - Something isn't right here. Good job the Tardis knows what she's doing at least...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
When They Were Young by andtheyshallinherittheearth reviews
When Howard and Vince start growing apart, what will get them to admit their feelings? Songfic based on When You Were Young by The Killers. Warning: Language and super cliched fluffiness! Rated just to be safe. Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
What Would Naboo Do? by DramionePerfected reviews
'When we said think like Naboo, Bollo, we didn't mean for you to smoke THAT' Vince and Howard had been apart for years. Living and working at opposite ends of the country, the two men were brought together by evil forces unknown as a mysterious letter forces them to consider life without the weird and wonderful Shaman Naboo. R&R
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
Because I Love You by AlKiMi reviews
Vince gets arrested and Howard is there to help... One-shot. Howince. Rated T for swearing.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Avani Hollister by Queen of the Beasties reviews
What would it be like with another character on Red Dwarf, this one being twelve years old, a bit lippy - especially toward Rimmer - and who goes by the name of Avani Hollister?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
The 30 Excuses of Loki by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Letting Go by Amaryllis3121 reviews
Howard commits unexpected suicide, leaving Vince to attempt to pick up the pieces and move on with his life. But will Naboo and Bollo be able to help him let go? Or will Vince's determination to bring Howard back be its own reward?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Vince N. - Complete
An AngryWorded Letter by Leuuci reviews
Moss is writing an angry letter, but Roy and Jen find its subject particularly funny. Moss doesn't find it funny, at all. OneShot.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2012
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Johnlock Texting by Anakaraya Slytherin reviews
Little drabbles of John and Sherlock's relationship through texts. Some might not between John and Sherlock but all are about John/Sherlock. I TAKE REQUESTS! :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On The Radio by NeonGolden
#15 Songfic: On The Radio - Regina Spektor. Minific - SLASH VinceHoward - they share a kiss, and what life comes after?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Camden's Prince by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Howard's Vince and Camden's Vince are two completely different people. He could tell you everything about his Vince, yes sir, but Camden's Vince? Camden's social, brightly patterned butterfly? No. He was always something of a mystery.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
50 Words For Snow by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
Six notable Christmases in the lives of Howard and Vince, and how they changed because of them. Basically fluffy Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
When I Needed You by reincarnatedwitch reviews
When an unwanted person from the past arrives back in our two shopkeepers lives - what effect will it have on their friendship? rated T because i don't really know where this is heading. First fanfic - reviews are love! Last chapter posted D':
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
There's a Crack Behind the Fridge by reincarnatedwitch reviews
John was just making tea, completely normal huh? Then suddenly, John's not there any more - and no-one can remember him. What's going on? Look's like someone needs a Doctor… *Happy Birthday misskam!* :D
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
A to Z of Howince by AllTimeNatalie reviews
26 drabbles based on Howince, one for every letter of the alphabet. T to be safe just in case Dedicated to Roxxi Sanders my lovely sister :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
Cushions and a Couple Quiz by reincarnatedwitch reviews
My first attempt at a drabble. Vince and Howard are a couple - this is a fluffy insight into a lazy afternoon with them. Howince. R&R and I will love you forever!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Healing Scars by reincarnatedwitch reviews
A thought that occured to me. Howard and Vince help each other to heal their past scars. Set to 'The Long and Winding Road'. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Panic at the Airport by reincarnatedwitch reviews
It was Steve's first day on check-in, and the strangest family arrive to try and get through passport control. Just a hopefully! funny one-shot. I dont know if this is how airports actually work, but hey, it's just a bit of fun!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
The Battle by AllTimeNatalie reviews
The words that have yet been spoken the things I need to say. To voice what's within my heart I just can't find a way. I've fought with my emotion; I've held them deep inside. I didn't want to face what for so long you've tried to hide. Real-life fic.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
The Midnight Barber by SapphireGemStone reviews
"Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?" What really happens when Vince gives Howard one of his nocturnal haircuts? oneshot, mild fluff
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Warmth by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
A very short fic, surprisingly not angsty! Involving a cold winter's day, a warm Boosh flat and a shaman fire. Slight indication of slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Lost by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
He missed him, so much. Possible character death I know, I know, don't kill me, I've got so much to give!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
He's a Vamp by Beechwood0708 reviews
Douglas has computer issues, but the enitre IT department seem to have vanished, along with anyone he sends down to find them. Affectionate mashup with Dracula.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's guide to the Mighty Boosh by Boosh Rocks reviews
This is my 1st fic I've posted, and its... a little confusing but its ok i suppose. A mysterious man, a rather large hole in a field and what I hope is Hilarity for everyone! Reviews are magic. Please bestow them upon me.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
Glue by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Jen regrets leaving Moss alone with a tube of glue. Heh, that sounds dodgy... I apologise for the iffy summary but you kind of have to read it to find out.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010
I Don't Cry, So Why Are Tears Falling? by CrimpinCrackers reviews
Just a cute story showing the brotherly love between Howard and Vince. Set in the keepers cabin at the Zooniverse in the early hours of the morning. What will they discover within eachother? Some tears, fluff and hugs. Hope it makes you smile.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Snow Makes Everything Perfect by xelectrogirlx reviews
Vince wakes up unexpectedly at seven o'clock in the morning and wonders exactly what happens when he's up this early... fluffy goodness. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
A packet of Ficabix by NoirXheart reviews
My First Fics! Howince! One Shot Ficlets. Nothing at all to do with each other. Mostly Fluff but if you squint you can see angst....
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009
I Hope You Had the Time of Your Life by Demactica reviews
Vince sometimes looked up at the sky and wondered if Howard was happy wherever he was.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
A Journey Through Time and Space by teehee111 reviews
It's after closing time in the Nabootique, Naboo and Bollo are on a Shaman weekend, no doubt getting completely plastered and Howard and Vince are doing not much of anything. That's when a man calling himself the Doctor shows up right outside their shop.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - 10th Doctor
Clinging In The Dark by KickingRoses reviews
A one-shot set the night after Vince saves Howard from Monkey Hell. Cue bittersweet fluff.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
The Green Door by SisiDraig reviews
Mighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xx
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Hello Again by Beechwood0708 reviews
IT Crowd/Hello Friend crossover. Reynholm Industries begins to use Praemus units, and only Moss realises how much danger everyone is in.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
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Moving On reviews
Bainbridge and Fossil are having money issues at the zoo, and have to sell up. Vince is devastated that he has to leave his beloved Zooniverse, and Howard isn't too chuffed either. This is their journey from the zoo to Nabootique, and the way they took it all.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Vince N., Howard M.
Heels and Hell reviews
Richmond is messing with the occult. Again. He's looking for a demon, but when the Boosh tag along, they all get a lot more than they bargained for... T for language and whatnot. Title may change.
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Howard M.
Vita sola, ars perfectum reviews
When Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bollo are evicted from their flat, they find themselves in an artists' squat in central London. It isn't long before Vince is struggling to stay sane and smoking weed to escape. But can Howard take the strain of trying to keep him clean? And will Vince ruin himself anyway? T for language and drug use.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Return of the Boosh reviews
A real life fic. Sorry. Noel wants to restart the Boosh. Julian wants to restart the Boosh. But will they restart the Boosh? They will. Or will they? They will. But will they really? Yes, they will definitely restart the Boosh, okay? T for language later.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,701 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
The Boosh is Loose reviews
When a strange man in a bow tie and two of his friends appear at Nabootique, at first nothing seems out of the ordinary. But then Howard and Vince are introduced to the Tardis, and things get a bit odd... T for language and possible fluff/slash later on.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Vince N.
The Garden Party reviews
Vince and Howard have been together a month. When they are invited to a party, they think this would be the best time to tell their friends. But are they right? T to be safe or in case I swear without thinking.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
Bruises reviews
Vince has been beaten up. Howard is being very kind and trying to help. But sometimes when you help a friend in need, you find that you need something yourself...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Girl in White reviews
Loki isn't dead. He's just trapped where the Avengers left him. But bonds can break, and this time, Loki has power beyond that of the Tesseract. And when a mysterious girl in white turns up, the Avengers must question their methods, their morals, and their feelings... Implied OC/just about everyone, plus possible slash later on. T because I'm paranoid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Booshy Poetry reviews
Wow, what an imaginitive title. Not. Basically, I sometimes write poems based on the Boosh, and this is my outlet for them as and when they come. Implied slash will happen.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
Lost Souls reviews
'Nothing had been the same since Vince left him. The flat was too quiet, too empty.' Vince is gone. Howard can't start again, however hard he tries. Strong angst, character death, suicide references.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Howard M.
The Saga of Moon and Noir reviews
Vince has snuck out. Again. His mum won't be happy. But he has something to do, and someone new to meet, and a new, better life to live... How the Boosh began, and how they dealt with life until series one. T for language later on.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Vince N., Howard M.
All I Wanted reviews
Howard is awake early. Vince is not. And Howard starts to realise something that makes his heart ache...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Howard M. - Complete
Turn It Off And On Again reviews
When McKenna goes for a new job at Reynholm Industries, she finds out a lot of things. Things like how to build a desk, how to talk to annoyed workers from seventh, and how easy it is to fall in love...
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Ennui reviews
I'm Vince Noir. I'm meant to have a zest for life, ain't I? So where's it gone? One-shot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Vince N. - Complete
I don't fear the darkness reviews
When Vince's fears become a reality, can Howard do anything to help? One-shot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Winging It reviews
When Howard worries, how can Vince calm him down? My summaries are rubbish. One-shot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
A Very Booshy Christmas reviews
Three rather memorable Christmases in the Boosh flat, and the events which made them so special. Fluff ensues. T for language mainly.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Emotions reviews
Just a lot of fluff. It was going to be lots of unrelated one-shots, but it turned into a storyline, so here they all are. Slash becomes involved. Rated T for language and that.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete