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Joined 04-19-03, id: 372427, Profile Updated: 01-07-09
Author has written 26 stories for Naruto, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Just another one of those weird people who live in their own little fantasy world.

In case you're wondering what the heck is up with my user name, my account was deleted back in '03 for violating TOS. I'm such a rebel. XD Anywho, that's where the 2.0 came from. Yes, lame humor amuses me.

DBZ was my introduction into fanfic, but it's highly unlikely there'll be any more of those coming from me any time soon. Naruto has chewed up my brain and spit the soggy thing back out at me. Right now, I can't get enough of it.

Some things you should probably know before you start digging through my writing:

- I'm an equal opportunity fangurl. Het, yaoi, and yuri all lie here. The warnings are your friends. Please don't skip over them.

- I have a thing for threesomes (team 7 is about as canon as they can be in a shounen manga. :3), teacher/student (Oh, KakaSaku, you're so deliciously wrong. @_@), and the occassional crack pairing (NaruIno is obnoxious, blond LOVE!)

- I tend to stay on the humor side of things yet still try to keep it realistic. I'll probably never write anything poignant, but hopefully I can make you laugh a little. xD

- I hate character bashing (no Sakura does not need to die because she's female and therefore gets in the way of Naru and Sasu-chan's true wuv. No, really, she doesn't.), and blatant OOC breaks my brain.

Fanarts for my fics:

Sunshee over at livejournal drew the funniest thing that was inspired by my Deep Thoughts crack ficlet. There is nudity, but it's blurred out. I'd still say it's probably Not Work Safe. Enjoy! And don't forget to let her know how awesome it is.

DocDestructo drew five awesome and mostly worksafe (this one's iffy) fanarts for Wet Nightmare.

Links to my other stuff:

@ Mediaminer - All writings that have been posted online (DBZ and Naruto)
@ AFF - All my mature writings that I felt were decent enough to post there
@ DeviantArt - mostly CG fanarts: DBZ, Naruto, Bleach, Star Wars
My Livejournal - EVERYTHING gets posted here, and I do mean everything. Writings, artwork, deranged ramblings. View at your own risk! XD

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Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9768 - Favs: 9,512 - Follows: 5,170 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Plus One by Quillslinger reviews
Behind the wheel and wide awake. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Emotional Intelligence by Quillslinger reviews
Emotional Intelligence in People Other Than Your Boyfriend. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera. The kids are still alright.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Keeper by Quillslinger reviews
A lever and a place to stand. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Steamy Encounters by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
A flurry of coincidences and fateful machinations bring Naruto and Sakura together at the local baths. Can they rein in their animal passions? And do you really think that's the kind of story I write? NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 7,257 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love The Sound of You Walking Away by Quillslinger reviews
Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Life Pursuit by Quillslinger reviews
"Want me to buy you another hooker?" - In which adulthood is unsimple. Naruto/Ino, slight Kiba/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Half a Thousand by Quillslinger reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Crowskin by Sintari reviews
Let me also wear such deliberate disguises... In Ino's world, people look, but never see. Ino, Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 353 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 537 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Your Third is Your Own by Sintari reviews
There is a saying among Hyuga mothers – Your first child is lost to duty, and your second to despair, but your third is your own. Implied NejiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
A Hundred Indecisions by Sintari reviews
Who is Renji to refuse the bride on her wedding day? IchigoRukia. Renji POV. Angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Treatise on the Price of Sugar in the Edo Period by Sintari reviews
Nothing can be too good for you if you've never wanted it anyway. MugenFuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Fighters or 20 Truths About Ichigo and Tatsuk by shalomdebbie reviews
A look at the canon relationship of Ichigo and Tatsuki from their first meeting to the beginning of the Arrancar arc in the manga. Warnings: the f word and a frank reference to homosexuality.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Teamwork The Night by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Teamwork universe, Sasuke POV. Did you ever wonder what happened that night just before Teamwork proper starts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 165 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disgraceful by Joosetta reviews
Set after the three year break. 1093 days with Jiraiya, and Naruto has changed but is it for the better? Perhaps he's simply disgraceful. . . NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee by solderini reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 922 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Full Circle reviews
He doesn't know what he expects to find as he tops the hill and stares down at the destruction below, but it sure as hell isn't Sasuke covered in blood, some of it leaking from his eye. SasuNaru SPOILER WARNING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lest Things Become Predictable reviews
Gokudera decides right then that in the unfortunate and highly unlikely event he ever becomes a father, he'll promptly get a vasectomy so that no child of his suffers the tortures of an evil sibling. Or the joys of having a meddling older sister. 5980
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
mischief's cracktastic shorts reviews
A series of drabbles that the brain demands I dump somewhere. XD All genres including het, yaoi, and yuri. Each drabble has it's own warnings. Crack pairings extremely likely. Unless stated otherwise, characters are at least 20.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Che Cavolo reviews
That wasn't food I asked for, was it? Or the joys of being in a country where you can't speak the language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/4/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Midnight Cowboys reviews
5980 He raises an eyebrow when, while they empty change and keys, lighters and guns from pockets, a roll of duct tape is set down as well.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Gasoline and Wine reviews
This devotion makes no sense at all. What did he ever do to deserve it? But one thing Tsuna has never done is doubt it. Gokudera/Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Oh, Nurse! Or Izumo's Day At The Hospital reviews
Izumo suffers an injury, but he always has his friend to cheer him up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Stiff Competition reviews
So. I hear you’re trying to take my title. - What can the top dog do but harass the new guy? genma vs. naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Genma S., Naruto U. - Complete
A Matter Of Propriety reviews
Well, now that she really thought about it, he probably didn't care. Or the horrors of a neon-yellow book. team seven friendshippy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sweetest Victory reviews
Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wet Nightmare reviews
Stages Of Love challenges again, this time exploring 5 sexual kinks: voyeurism, exhibitionism, bondage, food sex, and crossdressing. :3 [NaruIno] While nongraphic, these still fall very much under the MATURE category. Heed the warnings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Incongruous reviews
If normal relationships are illogical matters of the heart, Sakura has no idea how to describe hers. [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Man reviews
Birthday drabbles for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Naruto U.
Discoveries reviews
It all started with a table. [Sakuracentric] mentions of het, yaoi, and yuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Best Gig in Town reviews
Sometimes even jounin need to take low ranking missions to pay the bills, but for once, Naruto doesn't mind at all. [NaruInoSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kakashi reviews
5 ficlets written for Kakashi's birthday. Rampant pairings. Het, yaoi, and voyeurism
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kakashi H.
New Roommates and Dirty Laundry reviews
Moving in with someone always requires compromise and adjustment, and team seven is no different. NaruSakuSasu pervy fluff. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Embarrassment reviews
For Sakura's birthday, Ino finds a new way to torture her friend. InoSakura friendship and a hint of onesided SakuKaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Peace Within the Emptiness reviews
Sasuke believes he's finally on his way to becoming the perfect avenger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Shotaiken reviews
-ON HIATUS- Life wasn’t a fairy tale. Sakura had realized this long ago. But the day she became a chuunin, she received some advice that shattered the last little fantasy she’d been holding onto. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Push reviews
Sakura can push sometimes, too. NaruSakuSasu, Het and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Things reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm the Best! reviews
Sakura gets dragged into another one of her teammates' arguments over who's best. NaruSakuSasu, implied het and yaoi, perviness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stages of Love: Team 7 Style reviews
Series of drabbles, 500 words or less, written for the stages of love community over at livejournal. NaruSakuSasu, het and implied yaoi, complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Them reviews
Group dynamics are reevaluated. NaruSakuSasu but NaruSasucentric. Het and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unwanted Labels reviews
Sakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete