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Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Note on updates of the Various Dumb Things I write: So I kind of relapsed into my old ED this year (probably from stress) and got a little underweight, and things have generally been not so groovy. I'm trying to gain a little weight back slowly and healthily so my body can get back to normal, but it's hard, and writing on a schedule has been harder. I'm doing my best, and I will try to update more. I just wanted to put a disclaimer out if anyone wants to know why my updating is so erroneous

Hi! I'm a eighteen-year-old girl who uses fanfic to relax. In addition to crying over fictional characters, my interests include chocolate and cats. Sometimes I do art. Mostly I just read fic.

Reviews are the butter on the writing bread. Too little butter scraped over too much bread is never a good thing, so please review if you can! They really brighten my (and other authors') days!

Some months I'm busier than others. I'm a full time college student. I spend a lot of time (like, 20 hrs per week) working on various weird art projects for my classes. I'm double majoring in french so a lot of my time is spent trying to understand the various french people I have to listen to for my classes. I will update, but sometimes it just takes more time. Please be understanding. I love all my readers, reviewers, and anyone who takes the time to let me know my dumb little stories are appreciated!

I love weird stuff, including but not limited to: making art about gross body parts/bodily functions, David Lynch's movies and Twin Peaks, and anything surreal or horror related. I watch a lot of Game of Thrones but it's very confusing because everyone is so attractive?? Like I cannot decide who to lust over and I need lust like I need air in my lungs and blood in my veins. I'm pretty deeply in love with Oberyn Martell even though he was only in, like, 8 episodes. I really love movies about lesbians with happy endings (I like movies about straight people too except they normally suck. Get original dudes).And Stranger Things! Those kids are my children and I will defend them to the death. I love magical stuff. Fairies, disney princesses, mermaids, unicorns, hobbits, and elves, of both the Harry Potter and LOTR variety, though we all know Legolas has nothing on Dobby. I'm also a Ravenclaw, an INFP, and bisexual.

Note on NMIME: Read at your own discretion. Seriously, I was thirteen when I wrote the thing. It does get better and Ellie does in fact mature from a vain and thoroughly unlikeable princess to someone a little less whiny and bratty, but honestly, I don't know if I would advise trying to read to that point.

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Burn Like Cold Iron by Scylla's revenge reviews
A shy, eccentric violinist named Bee is dragged into a mythical world she knows nothing about, and finds herself as a pawn in a game of political intrigue and war unlike anything she's ever imagined. Will she ever find her way home? Rated T for occasional language/violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/17/2016
Sinful Pleasures, Consuming Darkness by Skywolf42 reviews
A young woman from our world - at first excited to be transported to Middle Earth - instead finds herself in a sinister, darker parallel of the world in which she once dreamed of living, yet now yearns to leave. Taken captive and imprisoned in Erebor to serve the twisted needs of the deadly dwarf King, she must learn to adapt if she is to survive. DARK!DURINS. NON-CON/ADULTS ONLY!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,928 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC]
Sometimes, Life's a Bitch by ShiieldMaidenofGondor reviews
Katie never asked for this. Katie never asked for the Fellowship of the Effing Ring to show up on her doorstep in a January snowstorm, she never asked to feed a bunch of hobbits for a week, and she sure as hell never asked to get pulled into Middle Earth, but sometimes, life's a bitch. Rated T for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,921 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, OC
The Fire Breather by 14Phantom reviews
Cornelia Blake: textiles major and chronic daydreamer. She takes an innocent nap between classes and finds herself on the cold ground of Hollin; in the right place, at the right time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,761 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Escapades In Red by funkyrandomer reviews
While tackling serial killers, jewel thieves and psychopaths, Sherlock's values are slowly redefined by a female detective freshly returned from an undercover operation. Mycroft is baffled by Ruby Smith's unusual connection with his little brother despite John insisting the two are just friends. WARNING! Realistic fic, Sherlock will NOT fall in love quickly! Updated weekly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 78 - Words: 371,715 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mycroft H.
Pressure Point by HappinessIsaWarmSociopath reviews
Magnussen watches from the shadows long before he enters the game, Sherlock is less emotionally oblivious than he appears, and one poor journalist finds herself stuck with an impossible task she didn't even know she'd been appointed. Drama, romance, a delightfully twisty plot in the making, and new ties between S2 and S3.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [OC, Sherlock H.] Janine, C. A. Magnussen
Typical-Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth Parody by Skywolf42 reviews
Just a fun thing I did one day when I was bored. I remembered all the terrible stories I've read about girls from our world falling into Middle Earth. They usually have ridiculous super powers, wings, magical pets, etc. Thought I'd take a 'crack' at it. Bit of a crack fic. It does mock other stories I've read though I have 'named no fingers and pointed no names...' Enjoy&REVIEW PLZ
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Fíli, Kíli, OC] - Complete
Easier with Eyes Closed by HappinessIsaWarmSociopath reviews
Life is terrible, messy, and has a nasty habit of driving you to the person you need most and taking them away again before you can blink twice. Julia Fields never expected to meet someone as extraordinarily brilliant as Sherlock Holmes. Nor did she expect someone like him to leave such an impact on her world. Slow, realistic Sherlock/OC. Previously known as "Memoir".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,460 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
Gaslight by HappinessIsaWarmSociopath reviews
John plays a game with Sherlock and teaches him a thing or two at the same time. Spoilers in reviews.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Complete
Wallpaper by HappinessIsaWarmSociopath reviews
A Sherlolly sestina.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Funny Games by HappinessIsaWarmSociopath reviews
"Janine managed it once. She makes the funniest noises." Janine's role in HLV with Magnussen, Mary and the tiniest hint of Johnlock and MorMor if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Sherlock H., Mary M., Janine, C. A. Magnussen - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Roslyn: Part One by mecherry reviews
Isabelle Mouri has come to England, but from where, and why exactly? Her only concern is the safety of her sister; the only thing she's ever loved. But she will become part of events bigger than she can possibly imagine, and this is only the beginning. Year One. Eventual Pairing will not be revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Harry P., OC
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 8,213 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 6,231 - Follows: 643 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The Secret Diary of Fleur Delacour, aged 16 34 by fledge reviews
Aged sixteen and three-quarters", but the computer doesn' print it.) The events of GoF as seen through the eyes of the Beauxbatons champion, going to be more and more AU towards the end. NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Of Dwarvish Ale and The Fairer Sex by Ariel3 reviews
The continuation of a classic... The four hobbits sit down to a pipe, a mug and a fine tale or two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Ringbearer's Complaint by Rose Cotton reviews
Frodo's been reading a lot of fan fiction lately, and he's found some things he doesn't like. A satire that pokes fun at many genres-- don't take it seriously. (This is just a repost, nothing new.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Frodo B.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 245 - Published: 1/8/2002
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So Sue Me reviews
Two Mary Sues fall into ME, complete with names that sound like STDs, sparkly pink blood, and a tendency to molest every male in sight. It's up to their unwitting companion to prevent them from wreaking hormonal havoc on the characters she knows and loves, and just maybe, with a pinch of patience, a little thing called "growing up" can happen to even these worst of Sues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,962 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015
One Day More reviews
Amaryllis Bracegirdle wasn't particularly intelligent, talented or extraordinary, but when she accidentally befriends Merry, Pippin, and their fascinating cousin Frodo, she discovers that there may be more to her than meets the eye after all, and that adventure can be found in unlikely places. Slow, sweet Frodo/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., OC
No Malls in Middle Earth reviews
Ellie has a perfect figure, perfect nails, and a perfectly perfect life. What happens when she wakes up in Middle Earth and has to deal with dirt, bugs, bird poop, stinky men, and a really weird prophecy? T for language and minor suggestive themes. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,448 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas