CigarChomper
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Joined 02-14-12, id: 3724969, Profile Updated: 03-12-14
Author has written 2 stories for Warcraft, Command & Conquer, and Mass Effect.

Hello folks and welcome aboard! I'm a hard working man trying to make my way through this crazy world. Writing is a passion of mine and I enjoy it a lot. I'm a proud citizen of the US and grew up ranching for my father before we moved to the city where I took up construction. Right now I'm going to a trade school to learn industrial welding.

A few other details.

I'm a big fan of power metal, metal, rock and roll, 80's metal, country (The old stuff none of this new country rock shit), Swedish viking metal. Death metal is a little to rough for me but every now and then I listen to it. Classical is actually pretty nice to.

I absolutely hate all this new pop bull shit and would love to see it die a horrible death. Along with the newer main stream rap which is so fucking repetitive its pointless, the worst part is that rap use to have meaning to it; like coming from the slums and rising to the top based off skills. Not how much 'booty I can pop.' Disgraceful.

I'm also a huge fan of history and love learning about it. I apply what I learn to as much as possible. I'm also a huge debate fan and enjoy friendly respectful debates. So if I say something you do not agree with and would like to bring it to my attention please do. But no cussing I will never cuss at some one and would like the same respect.

Now moving on to other things.

You would be hard pressed to find someone more lore savvy than me when it comes to Warhammer 40k. I absolutely love it and you will probably see certain aspects of it pop up in my stories. Imperial Guard for the win!

Future projects:

Red Alert: Rise of Humanity series.

I'm also considering doing a Sins of a Solar Empire X Mass effect crossover, it seems like a relatively untapped area to experiment with.

A Warhammer and mass effect cross over.

Now here's a little food for thought, 90 percent of morals are subjective to culture and who raised you. The other 10 percent is just a reflection of natural laws of selection and evolution. So before you make an argument of who has better morals make sure cold hard facts back you.

Anyways thanks for giving me your time feel free to PM me about anything you want.

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Mass Effect X Halo Spartan Dawn by Freedom Guard reviews
Yet another creation of mine to help ease my mind, I hope that everyone does not mind seeing this one. I know there are a lot of crossover with Mass Effect and Halo, but no sense not trying a bit of it in my free time. Story on Ice, Updating all NON Halo stories is priority now.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 233,980 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their savior back? OC/John. The Arbiter, R'tas, Hood and Cortana also make appearances. DISCONTINUED - a conclusion may appear in the future.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,609 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
The Death of Hope by 570K4 reviews
An ME-3 AU story where the Crucible doesn't make it to the Citadel, the fleet is decimated, and the Reapers scour the Galaxy for survivors, most notably the Normandy crew. Story will have multiple POVs, all the space combat that you were sad wasn't in the game, (ground combat too), and some drama. Will be very dark. Lots of character death.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,692 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Joker, Harbinger - Complete
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array by Galaxy Hunter reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cortana, Shepard (M)
Imperial Effect V1 by Lost Guy reviews
Summary: what would happen if an entire solar system from Warhammer got teleported into the Mass effect universe… but this version of ME did not have humanity in it before? What would the councils reaction be to super humans carrying rapid fire grenade launchers? is Romance, action, serious but with a splash of comedy to make my characters more memorable... especially my marines.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Imperial Guard
Saved By The Damned by Master of The Blood Wolves reviews
By refusing the Catalyst's proposed solutions, Shepard damned the galaxy to extinction. But in humanity's darkest hour, aid comes unlooked for and unannounced, in the form of spectral warriors clad in armour adorned with images of death. Alternate ending for Mass Effect 3.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Space Marines, Shepard (M) - Complete
Uplifted by DarkDanny reviews
Desperate for an end to the exile, now in its forty seventh year, the quarian Admiralty Board decides on one last audacious plan to help them destroy the geth. However, January 1942 in occupied Russia might not be the best place for first contact with humanity...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,767 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Drifter Series:Revolution and Freedom by General RTS reviews
Japanese-American US Army Ranger Alex Tsougi always considered himself a normal military grunt. That is until he teleports through a magic portal into the world of Zero no tsukaima. WARNING:the following story gets really epic by ch3. Complete!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,674 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Cattleya - Complete
Angels of the Storm by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
The Reapers have come, doom threatens the galaxy and it is time for Malleus Scandarum and his brothers to stand firm and face the oncoming storm. ME3 Specfic, sequel to Hammerhand, complete.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 195,460 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Space Marines - Complete
So you're in a Self insert? A writers guide by Empeorie reviews
We've all done it. Wanted to write a Self insert. But how do you be original, creative and actually get some reviews? Read on future writers to find out. Now accepting tips for sequal.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
The Emperor Works in Weird Ways by he who fell from grace reviews
If a Space Marine Captain with anger management issues was thrown into the Stargate Universe with a Battle Barge and 3 Companies of Marines what would happen? Mayhem that's what. Pre 13th Black Crusade and post Season 7. Book 1 of 3. Re-Mastered.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,155 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,360 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
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Red Alert: Rise of Humanity reviews
We will not break and we will not falter. No enemy will keep us from our revenge and conquest! Glory to the motherland! Glory to Earth!
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013
Gunslinger reviews
Death claims a young man in our world, but in their world a Gunslinger is born. He will adapt or die nothing more nothing less. T for violence.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Human, Night Elf