Ifyousaysodearie
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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3725887
Author has written 17 stories for Once Upon a Time, Mythology, Blacklist, and Sherlock.
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The First Trip by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,020 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by DD Agent reviews
Belle French is failing history and her only hope lies with Professor Gold. Certainly NSFW.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Get The Cluedo by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
As a gag gift for Christmas, John buys Sherlock a Cluedo game board. And one evening, Sherlock is just bored enough to play the child's game. However, their game turns a bit ugly and they don't finish it... .:. Subtly Johnlock. For Kootenai. MY 300TH FIC!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 11,583 - Follows: 1,333 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Caffeine Highs and Lows reviews
Sherlock has to take a summer job at a cafe while staying in London with Mycroft for the break. John is a medical student who just wanted a cup of coffee and ended up with a new favorite barista.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Game Over
The night that Sherlock went to meet Moriarty at the pool where Carl Power's had died he receives the biggest and last shock of his life. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
The Great Escape reviews
Life after Sherlock's suicide was like a war. John Watson fought as hard as he could to survive but this was a war that could not be won, so he surrendered. Inspired by P!nk's songs 'The Great Escape' & 'Beam Me Up'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
So Close reviews
John is nervous for his first dance with Mary so Sherlock teaches him how to waltz. Inspired by the song 'So Close' by John Mclaughlin.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Pineapple Experiment
Written for cottoncandypink on tumblr 3 Sherlock decides to test some research he has done on how diet may affect the taste of male discharge. No plot really, just smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Published: 5/6/2014 - John W. - Complete
Proving Sherlock Wrong
Short fluffy ficlet that I wrote as part of a valentines day exchange on tumblr for probing table. John gives a speech at the reception after marrying Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Planned Parenthood reviews
Parentlock/Johnlock they are going to start a family but Sherlock of course wants it to be done in a logical and precise manner.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper
Avast Ye Sherlock Holmes!
John finds out that Sherlock had a lot more than affinity for pirates.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Relapse reviews
Bored and lonely Sherlock falls back to his old heroin habit to find some sense of comfort for a night.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014
No Rest for the Wicked reviews
Raymond Reddington is motivated by those two minutes that he had died years ago to send away all of the most heinous criminals he had once helped. He wants to fix Lizzys life and secretly he seeks redemption that he can not have.
Blacklist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013
All In reviews
Protecting her bum father Lacey is forced to make a rather dark deal with Mr. Gold.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, Lacey
Grave reviews
Belle was gone and he had to mourn her somehow.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Something There reviews
Rumpelstiltskin has claimed Belle as his own to tend to his castle but soon something much more precious starts to evolve.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
What it's Like to Love a Monster reviews
Warning: Noncon/rape. Belle tries to break the curse and show Rumpelstiltskin love. He shows her that loving a monster doesn't come with out consequence.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Roll in the Hay reviews
Rumpelstiltskin finds Belle in a rather compromising situation. repost
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Twisted love: true as it can be reviews
Takes place after the kiss failed to break the curse. Fairytale simpletons forgot the far more exciting places where one could kiss. One Shot Mild Smut
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Original Story: Phoenix Moon Working Title reviews
Original story my take on necromancy and that sort of magic. Corina Rhodes is a professional necromancer in a world that has had to wake up to the legitimacy of her sort of magic. Looking for Feedback so I might continue it.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012