if you can guess what my user name means then you either know me u either know me or youre phycic ;)

Im probably gonna be pretty slow with updates etc as obviously school comes first(sorry to be boring but im in last year of A-levels so shits getting serious) os sorry for that i mainley joined fanfiction bacause i realised that I'd been reading other peoples storys and enjoying what they had written but hadnt given anything back to them (i.e. reveiws) and when theyd spent so long writing all these storys for bookaholics like me it just seemed selfish so im mainly here so i can reveiw it just seemed fair :)

im amazed if u got past the epicly boring lecture above ill brobs be posting random quotes/ pairings/ sayings/ stuff that i find interesting up here & i probably dont own half of them so feel free to use anything in here in a story or for ideas if u want :) here 2 help etc xx

SONGS THAT REMIND ME OF CHARACTER PAIRINGS/ WHATEVER

Mean - by taylor swift - Draco & Hermione ( harry potter)

Time bomb - all time low - Cammie & Zach ( gallagher girls) / Lily & James ( harry potter)

Resistance- muse - Melanie & Jared ( the host)

Uprising- muse - All The humans in the host

Guiding light- muse- Ian about Wanda ( the host)

Daydream away- all time low- Will & Lyra (his dark materials)

Long live - taylor swift- Percey & Annabeth ( percy jackson and the olympians the lightning theif to the last olympian) ADORABLENESS!!!!

Enchanted- taylor swift- Piper & jason ( heros of olympus [sequel series to percy jackson and the olympians])

Mine- taylor swift- Percabeth ( percy jackson & the olympians)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning-may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one…)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s James and Lily
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – who cares about the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cant buy happiness- but its more comfortable to cry in a mercedes than on a bike

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the idiots name

3. Help someone when theyre in trouble -and they'll remember you when theyre in trouble again

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them

5. Alcahol doesnt solve any problems- but then neither does milk

JUST SOME QUOTES THAT I LIKED/ MADE ME LAUGH - ENJOY

"All slow dancing was really only about getting close to someone you wanted close

or being forced to be close to someone you wished was far, far away"

-This Lullaby

"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance"

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally dealing with men"

-Joseph Conrad

"Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them."

"flying is just learning how to throw yourself at the floor and miss"

"some say that when you love you love forever but when you truly love forever will follow"

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."

Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.

Sometimes in order to move forward, you have to go backwards

friends are gods way of apologizing to us for our families

"some people say they dont beleive in karma i say have you had a hangover?"

"You waited too long and now you're in 'The Friend Zone'"

"The way we see the problem is the problem"

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival,"

-C.S. Lewis

"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it,"

-Mark Twain

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire,"

-George Bernard Shaw

"There's a time and place for logic. Love unfortunately, isn't one of the places,"

"If you pull yourself away from love just because of a few bad experiences, you will never have any good ones,"

Sods law; anything that can go wrong will go wrong

i wont waste my time trying 2 prelong it i will use it well

were all gonna die in the end so we may aswell enjoy r selfs while we can

Who ever runs the country were gonna complain so why do we even bother voting what evr happens someones gonna fuck it up

if you open your mind too much your brain'll fall out

Error - keyboard not found - press any key to continue (wtf computer ???????????????????)

A few days after the first sucessfull aircraft made it across the channel - work on the anti aircraft gun began - and that should tell you all you need to know about the human race

if youve never failed the youve never done anything

You can tell that a guy wrote a bible

you can only fight a enemy if you know who they are

The truth is allways the thing people beleive least

Theres nothing more elusive than a obvious fact ( sherlock holmes [movie 2011])

the moment your about to crash & burn is the moment that you feel the most alive

if 1 grain of rice can tip the scale then 1 tiny decision can change the world

If we dont have free will the why would you have to make agonising choices

never hit a guy with glasses - allways use your fists ;P xx