Zalgo Jenkins
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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3726889
Author has written 17 stories for Fate/stay night, Misc. Books, Cthulhu Mythos, Harry Potter, Black Lagoon, 1984, Hellsing, El Hazard, Ender's Game series, Sekirei, Draka series, Welcome to the NHK/NHKにようこそ!, Megatokyo, Game of Thrones, and Familiar of Zero.
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The Witch Queen and the Hegemon reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/17 - Peter W., Cersei L.
Halkeginia: The Magnificent World reviews
Katsuhiko Jinnai, god-emperor of the Bugrom and would-be conqueror of El-Hazard, finds himself summoned to a very different magical world. An older oneshot.
Crossover - El Hazard & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Louise - Complete
Vestigial Mercies reviews
AU: What if Kiritsugu had saved a very different sort of distorted person from the fire? A 17 year old Kotomine Kirei finds himself fighting Heaven's Feel in Shirou's place. This cannot end well.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
A Study in Velvet reviews
After the exhilaration, nail-biting terror, and sheer adventure of fighting alongside Iskander in Heaven's Feel, Waver's return to the Clock Tower has been...well, dull. But when a fellow student is murdered, Waver must call upon the same ingenuity that took him through everything that Fuyuki could throw at him. A oneshot murder mystery.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Waver V. - Complete
Irish Vampires, Being Integra's Heir, and Other Reasons I Hate My Life reviews
The Battle of London ended decades ago. The Hellsing Organization's secrecy ended with it. Now, Integra has sent her successor-to-be on his first mission – to investigate an outbreak in Ireland. Alas, growing up as a medical experiment in a household where his only male role model turns into a teenage girl and eats people might have left a few gaps in Cyril Hellsing's education…
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013
Flashman and the Iron Throne reviews
Flashman / GoT crossover. Collection of snippets/drabbles from a hypothetical Flashman novel where a portal opened between the British Empire and Westeros in the 1880s.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2013
And The Weak Do What They Must reviews
AU. Shinji learns about his family's magecraft, and their plans to "adopt" Sakura much earlier. Another necro'd Beast's Lair dare drabble, which will probably remain a oneshot.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Shinji M., Sakura M. - Complete
Magical Comrade Berserker-Chan reviews
Heaven's Feel decides to go with a World War II theme. Pity the magi.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Great Servant Largo reviews
Heaven's Feel gains its most quixotic servant, and Gil's life gets that much worse. Another older oneshot.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Megatokyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
The Luddites Were Right reviews
Zouken tries his hand at video games. Dredged from the dim, dark recesses of my old story posts on Beast's Lair, and dubiously reanimated for your reading pleasure - much like its protagonist.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Zouken M. - Complete
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Welcome To The Freelance Business reviews
When Tatsuhiro Sato's parents stopped sending money, Sato had a choice: give up his social isolation, or starve in his room. He chose a third, crazier, far more lucrative option. But what happens when the assassin he hired for his "online business" wants to meet him face to face? AU. Crack. You have been warned.
Crossover - Black Lagoon & Welcome to the NHK/NHKにようこそ! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Revy
Meditations of Mikkel De Vries reviews
While the Domination swallows the Allies' remaining holdouts in New England, a Draka unit discovers something rather unwholesome.
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Draka series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
War Knows No Favorites reviews
Continuation / AU for Stirling's Island in the Sea of Time. It's been seven years since William Walker defeated the Allies in Anatolia, and six since his assassination. But empires don't run themselves, and his son Harold finds himself dealing with sadomasochistic high priestesses, Danubian tribesmen, and an inconvenient little civil war in Pharaoh's Egypt...
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012
Postnuptial Disagreements reviews
Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,727 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - No. 105/Benitsubasa - Complete
Fate: Azathoth's Masque reviews
What if the War had happened in Lovecraft's universe instead of Nasu's...? Long after Innsmouth's destruction, the last two heirs of the Marsh family enter a seven-way assassination game that might send their greatest wish to Azathoth...or destroy them.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012