Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia.
R.I.P Cory Montieth.
Finn might not have been my favorite character or my favorite singer. But he was always there, a part of New Directions. He held them together and kept them believing. Glee just won't be the same without him.
Forever in our hearts.
Hi all! I honestly can't remember my life without fanfiction and my fandoms. I'm always open to new ideas, especially for Snapshots of a Golden Age, my Chronicles of Narnia Golden Age one-shot series. Welcome to my crazy-long profile.
Godly Parent: Daughter of Apollo
Favorite Books: To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, of course the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry by Mildred D. Taylor
Favorite Movies: The Sound of Music, Harry Potter (not picking just one), The Chronicles of Narnia (first two) Ender's Game, The Artist, The Lion King, Les Miserables, The Lion King, Hugo, Lincoln
Favorite Bands: Lady Antebellum, Kenny Chesney, Beyoncé, Adele, Lea Michelle, Glee Cast, Darren Criss, Imagine Dragons, Taylor Swift, Simple Plan
If you like Glee and Klaine you need to see these videos. They are incredibly moving and wonderful. If you do watch, I also suggest reading the comments, especially on the first one.
How Klaine Changed the World:
The Story of Klaine (2x06-4x22):
I also made a Tumblr. I re-blog a lot of Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Glee stuff, as well as Dr. Who, Narnia, Disney, and Harry Potter:If you found me through this site, tell me your pen name so I can go read your stories.
Various Awesome Quotes:
“The need to write comes from the need to make sense of one’s life and discover one’s usefulness.” -John Cheever
“Almost everyone is obsessed with leaving a mark upon the world. Bequeathing a legacy. Outlasting death. We all want to be remembered. I do, too. That’s what bothers me most, is being another unremembered casualty in the ancient and inglorious war against disease.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“The marks humans leave are too often scars. You build a hideous minimal or start a coup or try to become a rock star and you think, ‘They’ll remember me now,’ but (a) they don’t remember you, and (b) all you leave behind are more scars. Your coup becomes a dictatorship. Your minimal becomes a lesion.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“It’s embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“All representations of things are inherently abstract.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“We she better or you sicker, then the stars would not be so terribly crossed, but it is in the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong when he had Cassius note, ‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars/but in ourselves.’ Easy to say when you’re a Roman senator (or Shakespeare!), but there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“You can make anything by writing.”― C.S. Lewis
"We read to know that we are not alone" -C.S. Lewis
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke
"What makes you different is what makes you strong." - Darren Criss
"Always bring a banana to a party, Rose, remember that." -Doctor Who
“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.” -Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
“What grinds me the most is we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't know how to apply for a loan, don't even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world.
“Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
“What’s meant to be will always find a way.” -Trisha Yearwood
“There is no dishonor in losing the race. There is only dishonor is not racing because you are afraid to loose.”
“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends-they’ll act like it, anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything-they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them-actually pretty much all of them-are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soul mate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.” -Marilyn Monroe
“Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.” - Lloyd Alexander
Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus, Lord of the Rings, Ender's Game, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hunger Games, NCIS, Glee, Doctor Who, Jessie, Good Luck Charlie, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Les Miserables, Wicked.
When I write Narnia stories, I generally go with a mix of book and movie verse, depending on what the story needs. Book always trumps movie if there are inconsistencies unless the story is specifically movie-based. I see the characters as they are portrayed in the movies: William Mosley as Peter, Skandar Kaynes as Edmund, Anna Popplewell as Susan, Georgie Henley as Lucy, and Ben Barnes as Caspian. I do not write any Suspian, even if the story is PC movie-verse (this mostly applies to Gone and anything that is set after the PC movie and within that universe).
I never write slash or incest for anything.
As a general disclaimer, I do not make any profit off of any of my stories. Anything that is considered canon for any story regardless of fandom is the property of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros, C.S. Lewis, Walden Media/Disney, Rick Riordan, Ryan Murphy, and FOX respectively.
My Favorite Characters:
Harry Potter: Hermione, Luna, Fred, and George.
Chronicles of Narnia: Edmund, the other three Pevensies are tied for second, though the order tends to change a lot. And Phillip.
Glee: Kurt, Blaine, Rory, Sam, Mercedes, Tina, Artie, and Burt. I really love Burt.
PJO/HOO: Leo, Percy, Travis & Connor Stoll, and Annabeth.
NCIS: Abby, Ziva, McGee, Tony, Ducky, Vera, and Gibbs.
Doctor Who: Rose, 10th Doctor, Martha, the face of Boh.
Jessie: Luke, Ravi, Zuri, Emma, and Jessie.
Good Luck Charlie: Gabe, PJ, Teddi, and Charlie.
Les Mis: Gavroche, Courfeyrac, Enjolras, Les Amis
The Hunger Games: Prim
To Kill a Mockingbird: Scout and Jem
Ender's Game: Ender, Alai, Bean, Petra, Dink
Harry Potter: Romione, Hinny, Remus/Tonks, Dumbledore/Lemon Drops, Jilly
Glee: My OTP is Klaine. Forever and always. Niff (Nick/Jeff), which I got into from foraworldunderserving's AMAZING story, Straight Camp. Also from that story I LOVE the OC pairing Scames. Brittana, Dantana (yep it's contradictory), Quick, Samcedes, Fabhart, Finchel, Wemma, Burt/Carole (Barole?) and Tina Cohen Chang-Chang (Tike). Everyone else I like single or don't care who they're with.
NCIS: Tiva and McAbby.
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus: Peracbeth (OTP), Piper/Jason (would this be Jiper or Pason?), Frank/Hazel (Frazel?)
The Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta
Narnia: I will NEVER ship Suspian. Ever. I will never write it, for reasons I will not bore you with.
Doctor Who: My OTP is Rose and the tenth Doctor (Tennant),
Les Mis: Marius/Cosette
Ender's Game: Non-Romantic: Ender/Bean, Ender/Alai
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Never stop believing in yourself.
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Guidelines for Action Heroes
1. Show no regard for bullet wounds no matter where they’re placed. Run, jump, and skip like never before! You won’t bleed out or suffer permanent damage or anything.
2. Periodically stare off into the distance for an extended period of time and for no reason whatsoever. It makes you look mysterious, especially if you plan it so that 99% of the time someone will walk in on you.
3. Have a traumatic passed. Bonus points if you don’t even know what it is.
4. If a soldier or CIA agent and declared unfit for duty, go out into the field anyway. I promise you nothing will ever actually go wrong.
5. You can hold your breath for an infinite amount of time.
6. There is no such thing as, ‘if at first you don’t succeed…’ You will succeed. Case closed.
7. Normal bodily functions like sleeping or just having a full bladder have no effect on you.
8. Even if you’ve never handled a weapon before, you will hit the target with precision every time.
9. Risk your life whenever possible.
10. Be an orphan. No hero ever comes from a stable, loving family.
11. Never fully explain what you plan on doing. People understand you better the less sense you make.
12. If a woman, your menstrual cycle will be considerate of your turmoil and kindly not appear. You never see Catwoman suffering from cramps.
13. Kill many random people, but refuse to kill your arch nemesis. Doing so will make you more like him, obviously.
14. If possible, have a catch phrase.
15. Also have a sidekick. Especially one whose sole purpose in life is to be the comedic relief.
Things to do on an Elevator
CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
SAY 'DING' at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
What High School Musical has Taught Us
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.
6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!
13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.
14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else,' it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'
21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.
23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'
26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...
27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28. Iced tea from England is blue
29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name.
30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.
31. When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.
33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink and engraved with your initials.
34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!' GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.
38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills.
39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.
40. When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.
Life's Greatest Questions
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
If olive oil comes from olives then where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that if something says "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and re-post.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
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