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Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

hello, my name is Jessiica! I love Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Torchwood, Glee, Harry Potter and Avengers with a passion. My tumblr is callitslutandthefalcon.tumblr.com if your interested! :)

North Italy

You were bullied a lot in your childhood
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10)

Germany

You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods.
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard too hard...
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

You've had issues with money once or twice

(2/10)

Japan

You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it.
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood

You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people

(8/10)

The United States of America

You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
You love to invent things
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses

(1/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland

You like tea
You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before
You get drunk quite easily.
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery

(9/10)

France

You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet

(1/10)

Russia

You had a very sad childhood.
You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong

You stalk a friend
You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(6/10)

China

You're very mature
You're very superstitious
You're very religious
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
You work hard
You're good at drawing
You like sweets

(2/10)

Austria

You are very well-raised
You're polite
You love classical music

You like cake
You have a mole on your face
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses

(3/10)

Canada

You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey

You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you

(5/10)

Cuba

You smoke
You're very physically strong

You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model

(3/10)

Hungary

You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
You're very reliable

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
You're very faithful
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6/10)

Lithuania

You're very loyal
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
You're very serious
You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you
You're a born worrier

(7/10)

Poland

You're very flamboyant
You're quite hyperactive
You can be quite goofy
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
You're very wary of strangers
It takes you ages to come out of your shell
When you're used to someone, you're very chatty
You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
You love pansies and corn-poppies
You get up to lots of crazy antics

(1/10)

Prussia

You're quite mean-spirited
You're a bit of a hooligan
You're very loyal
You're very good at tactics
You hate Russia
You love to fight people
You can avoid marriages quite well
You're not always taken seriously
You like drinking
You want to become stronger

(3/10)

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If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 211 - Words: 543,176 - Reviews: 8537 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
A Study In Magic by DoctorHarryEmrysWatson reviews
Take one school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, add a brilliant sociopath and his loyal companion, mix in a bit of magic, Dark Lords, possible Hufflepuffs and what do you get? Answer: Chaos... and some pretty miffed Hufflepuffs. Rated T for language/ just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Out of Dark Places by cherryflesh reviews
Hannibal has been having deliciously dark fantasies about his Will but before he acts on it his keen senses pick up a new and raw pain beneath the surface of the man... what has happened to Will? And with this new trauma, how likely is Will to give up control to Hannibal? Warnings: rape/non-con (not between Hannibal and Will), violence, hurt/comfort, slash, smut
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013
Blood Like Chocolate by Deklava reviews
After vampires murder Sarah in front of him, ex-army doctor John Watson no longer has a life: he has a mission. He comes to London to destroy the vampire population, never expecting to fall in love with one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Pensieve of Sherlock Holmes by Phyona reviews
"After all this time?" "Always," said Sherlock. A retelling of 'The Prince's Tale' featuring Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,881 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Danger Nights by Deklava reviews
Mycroft Holmes is losing one of Britain's most crucial resources: his mind. As John, Sherlock, and Lestrade struggle to find a solution, the past comes back to haunt everyone. Sequel to "Promise to the Living" and "The Devil in Devon".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Mycroft H., John W., Sherlock H., OC
Save Me From Myself by Taelr reviews
Will Graham is haunted by memories of torture and murders; memories and murders that aren't his own. He's getting slowly worse and worse between the nightmares, hallucinations, and constant fear that he's forced to live with. He's considering checking himself into a mental hospital when someone new shows up in his life. Someone who could change it all. But will he let her save him?
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Will G., OC
Captivated by deathtoonormalcy reviews
Dean Winchester is a serial killer, with a strange moral code. Castiel is a boring college student with multitudes of crippling anxieties and disorders. When Castiel becomes Dean's hostage will they discover they aren't so different after all? Destiel. Trigger Warning: Graphic Violence, Cutting, Depression, Suicidal Tendencies, Molestation.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,005 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Hollow Woman by ScopesMonkey reviews
Forced to return to London sooner than expected, Sherlock falls into a case too close to home.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,293 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Harry W. - Complete
The Road Ahead by ScopesMonkey reviews
After a serious illness, Sherlock and John face a slow road to recovery together. AU; Otherwise AU; crime AU; Johnlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Heart Full of Love by prodigaldaughter13 reviews
A retelling of the Little Mermaid. Molly longs both for a human and a soul, and Sherlock can give her both, but at what cost? A/N: This is based on the Hans Christian Andersen story, not the Disney film. So it is very different, and rather sad. Be warned. Written for Let's Write Sherlock Challenge 2. (Unrequited Sherlolly and requited Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Molly Hooper, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Elegy of Entrapment by animeluver2112 reviews
"Do you promise?" "I just swore to it, did I not?" "It means nothing. How can I know for sure?" A coy, deadly smirk came to Hannibal Lecter's face. "You can't."
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 107,559 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
For Luck by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock discovers a hidden tattoo of John's. Pure PWP fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
It's Too Cold Outside by prodigaldaughter13 reviews
Sherlock has no qualms about who she is; addict, callgirl, freak, she's all these and more. But when she finds an unlikely friend in Johanna Watson, things begin to change. She is forced to clean up her act, and when Jim Moriarty sees his highest money-maker slipping away, he makes it his business to remove this good influence from Sherlock's life. (Genderbent AU)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2013 - J. Moriarty, John W., Sherlock H., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Just a Little Study Break by Connie Welsh reviews
Boarding School AU. Studying for Latin in tedious. Making Cas squirm is a far more entertaining use of time. Dean/Girl!Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Man Who Beat Sherlock by Deklava reviews
A series of one-shots following the volatile and emotionally-charged relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Ian Adler. For mature readers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sherlock H.
Desperation by ABubblyBritishWriter reviews
Angst. Moriarty steals Sherlock and locks him away. Slowly Sherlock starts to break down with devastating results. Forced Morlock. Rape. AU. Dark.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Family Matters by hmmga reviews
The boys are back for their third year at Hogwarts, but as boggart dredges up old terrors for Sherlock, John is facing nightmares that are very real. Can Sherlock face his demons in time to help his friend? Or will he lose himself along the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Adventure of the Two Students by Gertrude Granger reviews
Ten years after Harry Potter defeats Lord Voldemort, Hogwarts faces a new threat to its students. Luckily, first year Sherlock Holmes and his friend John Watson are on the case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,136 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - John W. - Complete
Until Such A Time As The World Stops Spinning by InkwellWarriors reviews
An unlikely alliance of evil including Lucifer, Loki, Moriarty, and the Master has caught the attention of the TARDIS and the Doctor must find the world's best heroes to defend the Earth in her most desperate time of need. Humanity is depending on it. Follow both sides of the impending war. This is a SuperWhoVengerTorchLock story folks, you have been warned.NOTICE:WEHAVENTGIVENENUP
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,905 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012
The Moon is on Our Side by thequeergiraffe
Genderswapped wincest fluffiness. Just what it says on the tin. Set during season 2. Written for the femslash February initiative on Tumblr. One-shot. Rated for pre-slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Get Bent by thequeergiraffe reviews
Sam and Dean wake up in an alternate universe...featuring Sammie and Deanna, their genderswapped counterparts. Follow along as Dean encounters a brand new form of masturbation and a truth he's not quite ready to face, and Sam spends some quality time with an old friend. Sam's POV, probably about 5 chapters. Not as cracky as I expected it to be. Involves M/M, M/F, and F/F pairs.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ramble On by thequeergiraffe reviews
A lot of people on Tumblr have mentioned that in their headcanon, Dean prostituted himself to get by at times. I got sort of transfixed with the idea, but I haven't been able to find any fic so I just said "fuck it" and wrote one myself. Obviously there are some consent issues involved, but I'll also caution that Dean is underage for part of this, and obviously there's some smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Too Soon by FlippinSirens reviews
They thought it'd be the other way around. They thought they'd have more time. But turns out they don't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Arizona Sun by thequeergiraffe reviews
John gets a strange text that leads him into an even stranger situation. One-shot. Will not be continued. I went to see Skyfall and wrote this in my head on the bus home afterwards, so it's very Bond-influenced.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Give and Take by thequeergiraffe reviews
Destiel, rated for smut. Starts out as girl!Cas but switches back to normal!Cas pretty quickly. Basically I just wrote this because there was no episode on Wednesday and I was mad about it, haha. One-shot, will not have a continuation.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Little Talks by Ricechex reviews
Sherlock and Joan share some moments together. BROTP feelings in this, and Irene Adler feels. Plus some Ty Morstan feels. Not sure how long this might be, as it's just stuff that pops into my head, so is being called complete for now.
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
And What Will Never Be by KatZenSPN reviews
2008 was a bad year for everyone. DW S3; SPN S4
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
Cycles by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ashes by StixieMarie reviews
Sherlock/OFC. A series of bizarre and dangerous police investigations force Sherlock to reconnect with someone from his past. Rated T for violence, disturbing images, language, drug use and sensuality.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,967 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H.
The Girl Who Counted by thequeergiraffe reviews
A series of short one-shots in which Molly Hooper is the Doctor's companion. Excluding the Doctor himself, all the other characters will be either alien or Sherlock characters. Tenth Doctor. Set whenever because he's the Doctor and normally time parameters don't apply.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Molly Hooper - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Major Lift by Ricechex reviews
Sequel to The Minor Fall. Sherlock is now at Whitecross, a halfway-house, where he has met Victor Trevor - a tennis player recovering from an addiction to pain killers, & who seems to be rather taken with Sherlock. John is awaiting his own transfer & trying not to take to heart every rumor the papers print - especially the ones surrounding Sherlock. Will it all turn out in the end?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Scandal at the Ministry by thequeergiraffe reviews
Set after The Six Anglias. Or The Great Quidditch Game, if you prefer. Irene Adler has stolen some very important memories, and Sherlock has been sent to fetch them back. But is he in over his head this time? Rated for smut, of which there will be...a bit. I think it'll probably show up in two different chapters. Maybe three. Yep.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Irene A.
A Boy In Need by Hughesish reviews
This is the third part in the Runaway Home series. It is a parentlock fic and could probably be read alone if you'd like, but there will probably be references to the other stories. Especially given John and Sherlock's age difference. Other wise it is mainly focused on Hamish. Also, I don't know why it's rated M. Probably for violence and possible sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,673 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Countdown by SoraOokami12 reviews
Sherlock/Moriarty. Slight BDSM. Moriarty wants to play a game, and Sherlock is enthusiastic to play along.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Ships in the Night by theraggedypond reviews
They were best friends. Well...the best of friends they could be while one traveled the universe and the other traipsed about London. Amy and Sherlock have grown up together. They've had their timestreams altered fifty four different times. They've fought alongside the Doctor. But they're still working on overcoming their most difficult challenge yet... each other. Pondlock romance
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H.
Sigh No More by thequeergiraffe reviews
Quick little Ten/Rose one-shot well, more of a Meta/Rose one-shot, but whatever . Doctor's POV and it's a lot more angsty than I intend but that tends to be the way these things go so. Spoilers for pretty much the entire Ten/Rose story arc, I guess. Rated for a total lack of smut. Weird, I know. Title from the Mumford and Sons song of the same name.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Six Anglias by thequeergiraffe reviews
Mini-fic set in the summer between The Great Quidditch Game and A Scandal at the Ministry. Should be read AFTER The Parselmouth League. John and Sherlock are recruited by Lestrade to help solve an odd case involving tiny model flying Ford Anglias and a man with no qualms against taking a life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
Never Surrender by Pantherlily reviews
The honeymoon is over. Sherlock and John head back to London. Only...things don't got as planned...at all... Part five in a Johnlock series. Takes place shortly after 'Alone With You' ends. It would be extremely helpful to read the first four, although some of the previous stories are pretty long.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He Breaks But No One Sees by FlippinSirens reviews
Part Three of the Screaming!Verse. Sherlock's been through so much with this new John, has been broken literally and metaphorically, and now can't seem to hold it together much longer. But could there be a way to get John back?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
As Before I Went Under by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock detoxes from cocaine. Rated for drug use, violence, restraining someone against his will. Pre-John Sugarverse story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Reactions by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
So John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Together as a couple - officially. How will everyone react to that? Gratuitous humor and fluff mingled with crime-scenes and deductions. Will include Mrs. Hudson,Molly,Mycroft, The Yarders, blog readers and more! Sequel to Getting Tedious. *On Hiatus*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Worst Things in Life Come Free to Us by too many stars to count reviews
Sherlock's raped on a case but he's fine. Really? Why is everyone fussing. So he's limping a little. It will heal! He's fine. Right? Right. ...Right? See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Absentminded by ScopesMonkey reviews
With the Christmas season right around the corner, Sherlock is called in to investigate the case of a man whose assault has left him without his memory.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,428 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Machine by thequeergiraffe reviews
AU in which John is one of two doctors working alongside an almost completely robotic staff at St. Bart's and Sherlock is a highly peculiar android, new to the hospital and not at all what either doctor expected. Set in the distant future, will contain smut at some point but not PWP. John's POV.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Great Quidditch Game by thequeergiraffe reviews
Part 3 of my series, The Brave and The Cunning, in which Sherlock has an admirer who likes to play his own sort of game, using the golden snitch as a timer. Rated for pre-slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W.
The Devil in Devon by Deklava reviews
Sequel to "Promise to the Living". Sherlock, John, Mycroft, and Lestrade investigate the devil's reappearance in Devon County after 160 years. What they find out places their lives- and John and Mycroft's relationship- in jeopardy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
The Reasons Why by Everyone Lives But Us reviews
When Molly is asked why she became a mortician, she tells them "Because it's quiet. There should be at least one voice in a mortuary." Wholock, with Kidlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, Molly Hooper - Complete
It's Called a 'Near Death Experience' For a Reason by Haelia reviews
Or, "Five Times Sherlock Nearly Died, and One Time He Really Did." Rated T for language, and possibly graphic injuries. Sherlock whump. No slash. WARNING: Character death in final chapter!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Masquerade by dragonscales707 reviews
Sherlock has been captured and John has to go to a masqurade ball to find and rescue him. While at the ball he runs in Moriarty who offers his help for a price. Will John have to take him up on his offer? And if so, what will Moriarty's price be.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty
Just Friends? by PaperPrince reviews
In which John accidentally has an affair without knowing it. Or how Sarah learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to try and date colleagues. Established Johnlock AU. Can be seen as a stand alone fic or squeal to 3,554 miles
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cage Without A Key by Deklava reviews
On Christmas Eve, Mycroft Holmes must face the possibility of sectioning his beloved younger brother. AU fic with OOC Sherlock. Eventual Mystrade and Sherlock / John. Rated T for depression and suicide attempt.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Containing the Threat by Deklava reviews
After John is severely injured due to Sherlock's impulsiveness, Sherlock locks himself away in a psych ward to protect them both. One-shot inspired by a prompt on the BBC Sherlock kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boys of Baker Street by Skyfullofstars reviews
As John Watson struggles with the after math of his kidnapping, shooting and forced drug abuse, Sherlock goes after those who would continue to harm the man he loves. Mycroft deals with a very real threat to his brother and the Government he has sworn to protect. Angst. Slash. Murder. Language. Violence. Drug Addiction. Sequel to THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF JOHN WATSON.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 296,490 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Captivation by spacey-wacey-tardis reviews
Mycroft can't get any information out of James Moriarty - not even after weeks of interrogation. Anthea, however, offers to help get the information the government needs, but it's not clear whose side she is on.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - J. Moriarty, Anthea - Complete
Getting Tedious by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wedding Crasher by punchablenun reviews
John's wedding day is interrupted. Oneshot. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Give It All Away To Have Someone To Come Home To by Ricechex reviews
Post TRF. Not-slash, but mentions of a romance that could have been. Sherlock watches John, and wishes he could come home right now.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Promise to the Living by Deklava reviews
After the Reichenbach Fall, John doesn't want to go on without his best friend. Mycroft Holmes acts on his promise to keep John safe. Rated T for attempted suicide and depression.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,183 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Headache by Kat Silver reviews
Sherlock has a headache, so he texts Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Do You? by Ricechex reviews
Set in, "A Scandal in Belgravia." Took John a while to get home - long enough for Sherlock to subdue an American killer. What took so long? My take on the unseen scene. Hope it works out. Reviews are always good!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/22/2012 - John W., Irene A. - Complete
A Note of Panic by nachalainne reviews
Lestrade decides it's time to knock some sense into Sherlock, who's refusing to eat or sleep while he's on a case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
John's Dream by jerrypoordaniel reviews
A Post-Reichenbach one shot. A look into the subconscious of John's mind, while awake and while dreaming. Sherlock/John friendship. Bit of Moriarty in there.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This is Your Song by too many stars to count reviews
John has spent months listening to Sherlock play the same familiar songs on the violin. So when Sherlock unexpectedly begins to play something new, and apparently nameless, John has to know what it is. J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lodger in 221c by Shnlock reviews
The Doctor moves into 211c, but something's very wrong. The murder of a Goverment Offical soon leads Sherlock to discover a more sinister plot brewing on the horizon. Original prompt by deastrumquodvicis on Tumblr.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Five Stages of Mourning, Plus One by SunnyRea reviews
Sherlock did not want this, did not want another stalemate with John in the middle, a gun in Jim's hand. This cannot have happened without a sign. There has to be something he missed anything which said today is the day I kill for real. -Character death-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 11,525 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Worthless by Jomel10 reviews
John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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We have a guest! reviews
When the TARDIS lands in Sherlock's bedroom the Doctor and Amy take him traveling with them. He only stays with them for a short time, but five years later they come back; this time Sherlock takes a friend along for the fun. But the fun is soon over when Moriarty sends some bombs and murder cases their way! Can Sherlock solve the cases and keep John, or will he have to choose?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
And We Ran reviews
John and Sherlock have been flatmates for over three years now. Tension has been building between them but what happens when it goes over the edge and they realize there is more to there relationship that just being mates.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Not Even For A Second reviews
Post Reichenbach: It's Christmas, 6 months after the falls. John has a Christmas party at 221B Oneshot, implied Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
She's dead, John reviews
The intensity of emotions his eyes so rarely held startled John. There was anger and confusion, but above all, there was despair in his friends eyes. "She's dead, John." He spoke so softly that John nearly missed it. Quick one-shot with a smidge of fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Suicide of a Fake Genius reviews
Post-Reichenbach - "SUICIDE OF FAKE GENIUS: Fraudulent Detective Takes His Own Life" His brother, the "Fake genius", the "Fraudulent Detective". Or so the papers say. mycrofts pov; one-shot!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete