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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3727647, Profile Updated: 04-23-16
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Hello and welcome to my "get to know the author" intro.

I'm in

Jr in highschool

Part of the LGBT

Gay as all hell

Female

Have a bae

Love animals and anime

I love food

I love video games

Animation is my passion

Writing is a hobby

Music is my soul

P!ATD is life.

5 '7'

Please enjoy the shit you may find here, and know that my old shit is certainly not as good as the good shit. People grow, advance and change. Thank you ~

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LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
A humorous look at some scenes from the Legend of Zelda games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 2/7/2012
Drowning In Pain by Fuzzybuni reviews
Link is a normal high school teen that is constantly bothered by one of his peers, Dark. He and Dark are both going through hard times and they are really confused with what to do. Can they make the right choices in the end?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 147,220 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/13/2008 - [Link, Dark Link] Saria, Sheik
Mingle the Classes by Jagger3 reviews
Gamzee is the heir to the Makara Family, one of the highest families on the social social hierarchy scale. His best friend and secret lover, however, is right at the bottom. Their class difference keeps the two of them apart and makes their relationship extremely dangerous, especially considering the consequences if they were caught. Rated M for violence, language and smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M., Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
A Prumano Halloween by LoviLovesTomatoes reviews
It's Halloween and we find Prussia and Romano spending more time together. Rated T for language, but I might raise the rating because of later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Obsession by PrinceofElsinore reviews
AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,167 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Tales of the Awesome Knight by GermanBros24 reviews
One stormy night Ludwig is scared, and runs to his big brother. This is the eve before Gilbert departs for war. In an attempt to get Ludwig to sleep, he tells him a story about The Awesome Knight. When he returns, Ludwig asks for another story, and it becomes a tradition, and a way for Gil to indirectly teach Ludwig. So who is 'the Awesome Knight? And will Ludwig ever figure it out
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
My Kingdom Come by Fluffpotato reviews
AU. After years of fighting, Holy Rome returns to the place he can call home. But when he returns, it is not what he expected. HRE/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
East to West by Arya May reviews
Rough sex during a hot day inside a Volkswagen has its merits. Or, in which Germany and Prussia have some "bonding" that goes down to a term slightly different from the word's intended meaning. Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Chastity by BloodColoredRose reviews
Crack fic. Takes place when Sebastian takes Ciel to the island to devour his soul. Ciel is seated on the stone bench, when Sebastian leans in. Wait. Are his lips puckered? WHAT THE HELL! sorry about the summary. my excuse for a humor fic. eh heh heh... Sebastian x Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mein Gott, Women are Weird by Kat Wink reviews
When Gilbert has to get some feminine products for Elizaveta, he just wants to get the stuff and leave without anyone actually seeing him. Yeah, so much for that. PruHun, human AU, crack, and rated T for Gilbert's swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Starting over with you by miscellaneouselements reviews
mattie loses his memories during a mission and is found by gil, who brings him in and has him become the best german solider. however, mattie gets his memories back while fighting against his bro. so he has to chose between the two he loves, gil and al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by BelaLorelei reviews
After a hectic meeting, Romano wishes Spain was different. Be careful what you wish for, Romano. You never know who may be listening. With Liechtenstein and Switzerland too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Prostate Examination by OoShaythePandaoO reviews
Ludwig goes in for a prostate exam, thinking it is an ordinary one but instead get's more than he bargains for when he gets Dr. Gilbert Beilschmidt as his doctor. And well let's just say the examination is thorough AU, Lemony Goodness One Shot Fixed up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia High School of Fangirliness by Nnoifangirl5 reviews
Imagine yourself going to a high school where every class was taught by a guy from Hetalia! Fangirl all you want at the Hetalia High School of Fangirliness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010
Wiggle by The girl you never knew reviews
The male nations decide to wiggle...to 'I'm sexy and I know it'...Yeah even England and Russia. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia...sadly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - America - Complete
The Unrelenting by WeDon'tKnowEnoughToUnderstand reviews
Spain is away helping 5 other nations stop whatever it is that according to England is making everything go haywire. When they get back things may turn out quite unexpectedly. Mostly Romance with side adventure story at the beginning. Rating may increase
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Scary Movie, Sweet Dreams by TheFabulousPrussia reviews
Gilbert and Lovino sit down to watch a scary movie, lights out, blanket-wrapped, and ready to be terrified. Well, only one is left terrified, the other, just amused. Some fluffy Prumano, rated for Lovi's silly mouth. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Candy Corn by Adina Mizu reviews
In which John uses the power of sugar on Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Faster by Stripes93 reviews
Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Let's Have Fun With Games & Sports! by nic98ole reviews
There's only one way to solve the problems of the world like war, world hunger and economic troubles...to play meaningless and ridiculous games. It's true. Your favorite characters playing things like Twister, Life & any other game/sport you can think of!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009
Virgin by Constalina reviews
Romano gets uncomfortable in a conversation and storms out... Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Hospital Hell by Constalina reviews
The hospital isn't safe these days... Now that the Axis and Allies are around.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Germany - Complete
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Walking on ice
It wasn't the same when Karkat woke up on another ice cold morning. He didn't feel the same. His head was pulsating, beating to the rhythm of his fast paced heart. It was as if his stomach dropped into the pit of his intestines when he saw noticed who was laying next to him. It shouldn't have been him! He was sure it wouldn't end with him. (AU Humanstuck)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Published: 4/23
Heaven's completion
The view point of Matthew as he describes Gilbert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Masked Lover reviews
The last chapter or should I say that this is a one chapter. continuation of The Masked Stranger. Enjoy Rated M because you all know what this shit is, don't ask!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2013 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pet Day reviews
The humans and trolls go to a pet shop to see the many animals. Oneshot story and is rated T because i love Gamzee so he's in the story
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
The Masked stranger reviews
At the costume party, Lovino meets his night and shining masked stranger. But he has disappeared. Will he ever return? AU Romance, Drama, Mystery, with a little humor to make it a little bright- warning for Lovino's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Interview with the Nations reviews
Not finishing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
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