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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3727647, Profile Updated: 12-08-12
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Hello, im not new... matter a fact i have another page but that one will stay secret. i love making stories and i wish to show more of my creativity. I'm an Acen participant and cant wait to see you all until then, anyway,back to stories.

Appearance: i I have brown eyes, brown hair, and brown skin. So yes I'm African-american... i am 5,6 or 7 and i have dreads that drape all the way down to my shoulders. And for some reason everyone says i look like i'm about to kill someone so i must look very scary (just a thought)...0_0

Color: turquoise

Gender: Male/Female/Robot 0-0

Hobby:art/anime/drawing

Reason for being here: I love fanfictions and making my own work!

Do you have an obsession: Well if art and music can be one than i guess you can say that. Anime i know is one, homestuck, hetalia and drawing. I could name more...i guess, like the computer and stuff

Goal in life:Make out with ALL the hot hetalian men :D

Real goal in life: Travel the world and learn as many languages as possible (don't want to regret anything in life.) *insert YOLO joke here*

Friends:i Have plenty.

Something you hate:People who act fake and can't compromise. Oh! dating...maybe...IDK XP

Something you love:Nature, animals,my friends,my family, Art, Hetalia ,life, The list could probably go on forever.

Will you ever get married:What is this marriage you speak of 0_0???

Will you ever have kids:Heck, i still am!

Will you ever have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Your questions amuse me...

Anybody you would die for: Mars, but he's already dead so im gonna say no

( = ヮ = )৩ PASTAAAA


Sexist meanings that i like...

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

"when a man give his opinion-he's a man...but if a woman gives her opinion, then she's a bitch..."?


Crap that happens to me...

Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.


hetalia names

N. Italy - Feliciano Vargas
Germany - Ludwig Beillschmidt
Japan - Honda Kiku
America- Alfred F. Jones
England - Arthur Kirkland
France - Francis Bonnefoy
China - Yao Wang
Russia - Ivan Braginski
Spain - Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
S. Italy - Lovino Vargas (Otherwise known as Romano)
Hungary - Elizaveta Héderváry
Austria - Roderich Edelstein
Prussia - Gilbert Beillschmidt
Lithuania - Toris Lorinaitis
Poland - Feliks Łukasiewicz
Latvia - Raivis Galante
Estonia - Eduard Von Bock
Belarus - Natalia Alfroskaya
Switzerland - Vash Zwingli
Finland - Tino Väinämöinen
Sweden - Berwald Oxenstierna
Turkey - Sadiq Annan
Greece - Heracles Karpusi
Egypt - Gupta Muhammad Hassan
Canada - Matthew Williams
Korea - Im Yong Soo
Sealand - Peter Kirkland


Femtalia names:

Prussia - Gilberta
Spain - Ana
Romano - Romana
Italia - Felice
Germany - Lucrezia
Austria - Rodreika
France - Francesca
Hungary - Elias
Canada - Matilda
America - Alice


You know you are Hetalia mad when;

[x]1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
[x]2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
[x]3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
[ ]4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
[x]5. You watch APH MADs
[ ]6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
[ ]7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
[x]8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
[x]9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
[ ]10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
[ ]11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
[x]12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
[x]13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
[ ]14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
[x]15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" or any Hetalia pairing means.
[ ]16. You end every sentence with "aru."
[x]17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
[x]18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
[x]19. You want Prussia back on the map.
[x]20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
[x]21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
[ ]22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
[x]23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
[ ]24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
[ ]25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
[x]26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
[ ]27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
[x]28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
[x]28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
[x]29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
[ ]30. You have the APH skin/persona on Firefox
[x]31. You spend more time looking in English speaking forums than in your native language forums because there's more Hetalia-related material there.
[x]32. If you speak English then you're seriously considering learning Japanese to read the (still) non-translated strips...
[x]33. You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you.(Heck yes! :D)
[ ]34. You always tell your fellow hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother russia"and even the non-hetalia fans
[x]35. you start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of.(Role play)
[x]37. You take a sudden interest in sunflowers
[x]38. You think the USA should change the name to "The United States of Alfredia".
[ ]39. You watch the news just so you can find good stuff to request in the kink meme.
[x]40. You would name your pet after your favorite Hetalia character.
[ ]41. You would name your UNBORN CHILDREN after your favorite Hetalia character
[x]42. When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture."
[x]42. When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces.
[x]43. Your mum thinks you are obsessed with world peace.
[x]44. When you get a 117% A in your History class.
[ ]45. you randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry.
[x]46. you want your own country to exist in the Hetalia world. Republic Of IRELAND and WALES PLEASE
[X]47. When you smile when hearing France.
[x]48. you squeal as you saw a country's name somewhere in the place.
[x]49. you want to know what scones taste like. I love scones X)
[x]50. you wish they were all real.
[x]51. Your obsession with world history is multiplied to the power of PRUSSIA

[x]52. You consider Prussia as a number. (BECAUSE PRUSSIA IS AWESOME)
[x]53. You make random Hetalia references in the middle of a conversation. (lawl)
[x]54. You nod your head and giggle like a crazy fangirl with each entry on the list.
[ ]55. you surf through the World News on Yahoo and the only thing you can think about is how these would make good one-shot Hetalia fics/fanart.
[ ]56. Your mother thinks you have something against Poland after you tell the same Polish jokes countless of times.
[x]57. Sing bouno tomato every time you see a tomato.
[x]58. You’re in denial that Prussia was dissolved after WWII. (why! why do you lie! D: )
[x]59. You call baby chicks..gilbirds.
[ ]60. Demand that hello kitty should have a mouth..
[x]61. You really really want your history teacher to watch hetalia...
[x]62. Laugh every time you see the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, or Florida.
[x]63. There are two Italy's!!
[x]64. you want to hug a freakin landmass!! (thats my dream!)
[ ]65. you keep telling people you'll invade their vital regions...
[x]66. You memorize all the characters' birthdays and make sure to celebrate them in some shape or form. (i do actually and its kinda sad, but i love them!)

Whats wrong with being a Fan :D


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (I'm the girl who took the challenge) Can you?

You say ONE DIRECTION, I say ALLIED POWERS.

You say JUSTIN BEIBER, I say MATTHEW WILLIAMS.

You say FINAL DESTINATION, I say HETAONI.

You say ROMEO X JULIET, I say SWITZERLAND X LIECHTENSTEIN.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, I say GAUKEN!HETALIA.

You say MARIO BROTHERS, I say FELICIANO AND LOVINO VARGAS.

You say BEETHOVEN, I say RODERICH EDELSTEIN.

You say HELLO KITTY, I say SHINATTY-CHAN.

You say NATIONAL ANTHEM, I say MARUKAITE CHIKYUU.

You say SUPER MAN, I say ALFRED F. JONES.

You say PEDOBEAR, I say ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIDO

You say NYAN CAT, I say FLYING MINT BUNNY.

You say TEAM EDWARD & JACOB, I say FrUK & UsUK.

You say SPAGHETTI ,I say PASTAAAAAA.

You say SWORD, I say WOK.

You say I LOVE YOU, i say ICH lIEBE DICH.

You say OH MY GOD, i say AIYAH.

You say HISTORY CLASS, I say HETALIA

You say we're FREAKS, I say we're FANS.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN alot so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say " its because your gay isn't it"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

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LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
A humorous look at some scenes from the Legend of Zelda games.
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Drowning In Pain by Fuzzybuni reviews
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Mingle the Classes by Jagger3 reviews
Gamzee is the heir to the Makara Family, one of the highest families on the social social hierarchy scale. His best friend and secret lover, however, is right at the bottom. Their class difference keeps the two of them apart and makes their relationship extremely dangerous, especially considering the consequences if they were caught. Rated M for violence, language and smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M., Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
A Prumano Halloween by LoviLovesTomatoes reviews
It's Halloween and we find Prussia and Romano spending more time together. Rated T for language, but I might raise the rating because of later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Obsession by PrinceofElsinore reviews
AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,167 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Tales of the Awesome Knight by GermanBros24 reviews
One stormy night Ludwig is scared, and runs to his big brother. This is the eve before Gilbert departs for war. In an attempt to get Ludwig to sleep, he tells him a story about The Awesome Knight. When he returns, Ludwig asks for another story, and it becomes a tradition, and a way for Gil to indirectly teach Ludwig. So who is 'the Awesome Knight? And will Ludwig ever figure it out
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
My Kingdom Come by Fluffpotato reviews
AU. After years of fighting, Holy Rome returns to the place he can call home. But when he returns, it is not what he expected. HRE/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
John: Be The Culturally Insensitive One by gastlyhauntergengar reviews
Things are different now. Karkat isn't going to be culled if he doesn't do this right. John just wants Karkat to feel good, and relax a little bit, and find as much pleasure in this experience as he does.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
East to West by Arya May reviews
Rough sex during a hot day inside a Volkswagen has its merits. Or, in which Germany and Prussia have some "bonding" that goes down to a term slightly different from the word's intended meaning. Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Chastity by BloodColoredRose reviews
Crack fic. Takes place when Sebastian takes Ciel to the island to devour his soul. Ciel is seated on the stone bench, when Sebastian leans in. Wait. Are his lips puckered? WHAT THE HELL! sorry about the summary. my excuse for a humor fic. eh heh heh... Sebastian x Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mein Gott, Women are Weird by Kat Wink reviews
When Gilbert has to get some feminine products for Elizaveta, he just wants to get the stuff and leave without anyone actually seeing him. Yeah, so much for that. PruHun, human AU, crack, and rated T for Gilbert's swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Starting over with you by hetalia13canada reviews
mattie loses his memories during a mission and is found by gil, who brings him in and has him become the best german solider. however, mattie gets his memories back while fighting against his bro. so he has to chose between the two he loves, gil and al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by BelaLorelei reviews
After a hectic meeting, Romano wishes Spain was different. Be careful what you wish for, Romano. You never know who may be listening. With Liechtenstein and Switzerland too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Prostate Examination by OoShaythePandaoO reviews
Ludwig goes in for a prostate exam, thinking it is an ordinary one but instead get's more than he bargains for when he gets Dr. Gilbert Beilschmidt as his doctor. And well let's just say the examination is thorough AU, Lemony Goodness One Shot Fixed up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia High School of Fangirliness by Nnoifangirl5 reviews
Imagine yourself going to a high school where every class was taught by a guy from Hetalia! Fangirl all you want at the Hetalia High School of Fangirliness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010
Wiggle by The girl you never knew reviews
The male nations decide to wiggle...to 'I'm sexy and I know it'...Yeah even England and Russia. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia...sadly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - America - Complete
The Unrelenting by WeDon'tKnowEnoughToUnderstand reviews
Spain is away helping 5 other nations stop whatever it is that according to England is making everything go haywire. When they get back things may turn out quite unexpectedly. Mostly Romance with side adventure story at the beginning. Rating may increase
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Scary Movie, Sweet Dreams by TheFabulousPrussia reviews
Gilbert and Lovino sit down to watch a scary movie, lights out, blanket-wrapped, and ready to be terrified. Well, only one is left terrified, the other, just amused. Some fluffy Prumano, rated for Lovi's silly mouth. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Candy Corn by Adina Mizu reviews
In which John uses the power of sugar on Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Faster by Stripes93 reviews
Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Let's Have Fun With Games & Sports! by nic98ole reviews
There's only one way to solve the problems of the world like war, world hunger and economic troubles...to play meaningless and ridiculous games. It's true. Your favorite characters playing things like Twister, Life & any other game/sport you can think of!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009
Virgin by Constalina reviews
Romano gets uncomfortable in a conversation and storms out... Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Hospital Hell by Constalina reviews
The hospital isn't safe these days... Now that the Axis and Allies are around.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Germany - Complete
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Gamers reviews
AU Romance, Adventure, A little mystery, death friendship, humor. (yes, there are video game references) I changed the summary because, how do you summarize a story with only 500 characters. XP There's an adventure a team and a glitch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/20/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia
The Masked Lover reviews
The last chapter or should I say that this is a one chapter. continuation of The Masked Stranger. Enjoy Rated M because you all know what this shit is, don't ask!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2013 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pet Day reviews
The humans and trolls go to a pet shop to see the many animals. Oneshot story and is rated T because i love Gamzee so he's in the story
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
The Masked stranger reviews
At the costume party, Lovino meets his night and shining masked stranger. But he has disappeared. Will he ever return? AU Romance, Drama, Mystery, with a little humor to make it a little bright- warning for Lovino's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Interview with the Nations reviews
Welcome to our show, we discuss the most personal, the most coolest, and the most weirdest questions with all of our loving nations, so sit back and enjoy this one crazy show you wouldn't get anywhere else for free.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
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