Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.
Hello, im not new... matter a fact i have another page but that one will stay secret. i love making stories and i wish to show more of my creativity. I'm an Acen participant and cant wait to see you all until then, anyway,back to stories.
Gender: Male/Female/Robot 0-0
Reason for being here: I love fanfictions and making my own work!
Do you have an obsession: Well if art and music can be one than i guess you can say that. Anime i know is one, homestuck, hetalia and drawing. I could name more...i guess, like the computer and stuff
Goal in life:Make out with ALL the hot hetalian men :D
Real goal in life: Travel the world and learn as many languages as possible (don't want to regret anything in life.) *insert YOLO joke here*
Friends:i Have plenty.
Something you hate:People who act fake and can't compromise. Oh! dating...maybe...IDK XP
Something you love:Nature, animals,my friends,my family, Art, Hetalia ,life, The list could probably go on forever.
Will you ever get married:What is this marriage you speak of 0_0???
Will you ever have kids:Heck, i still am!
Will you ever have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Your questions amuse me...
Anybody you would die for: Mars, but he's already dead so im gonna say no
( = ヮ = )৩ PASTAAAA
Sexist meanings that i like...
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
"when a man give his opinion-he's a man...but if a woman gives her opinion, then she's a bitch..."?
Crap that happens to me...
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
N. Italy - Feliciano Vargas
Germany - Ludwig Beillschmidt
Japan - Honda Kiku
America- Alfred F. Jones
England - Arthur Kirkland
France - Francis Bonnefoy
China - Yao Wang
Russia - Ivan Braginski
Spain - Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
S. Italy - Lovino Vargas (Otherwise known as Romano)
Hungary - Elizaveta Héderváry
Austria - Roderich Edelstein
Prussia - Gilbert Beillschmidt
Lithuania - Toris Lorinaitis
Poland - Feliks Łukasiewicz
Latvia - Raivis Galante
Estonia - Eduard Von Bock
Belarus - Natalia Alfroskaya
Switzerland - Vash Zwingli
Finland - Tino Väinämöinen
Sweden - Berwald Oxenstierna
Turkey - Sadiq Annan
Greece - Heracles Karpusi
Egypt - Gupta Muhammad Hassan
Canada - Matthew Williams
Korea - Im Yong Soo
Sealand - Peter Kirkland
Prussia - Gilberta
Spain - Ana
Romano - Romana
Italia - Felice
Germany - Lucrezia
Austria - Rodreika
France - Francesca
Hungary - Elias
Canada - Matilda
America - Alice
You know you are Hetalia mad when;
[x]1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
[x]2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
[x]3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
[ ]4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
[x]5. You watch APH MADs
[ ]6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
[ ]7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
[x]8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
[x]9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
[ ]10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
[ ]11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
[x]12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
[x]13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
[ ]14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
[x]15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" or any Hetalia pairing means.
[ ]16. You end every sentence with "aru."
[x]17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
[x]18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
[x]19. You want Prussia back on the map.
[x]20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
[x]21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
[ ]22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
[x]23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
[ ]24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
[ ]25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
[x]26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
[ ]27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
[x]28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
[x]28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
[x]29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
[ ]30. You have the APH skin/persona on Firefox
[x]31. You spend more time looking in English speaking forums than in your native language forums because there's more Hetalia-related material there.
[x]32. If you speak English then you're seriously considering learning Japanese to read the (still) non-translated strips...
[x]33. You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you.(Heck yes! :D)
[ ]34. You always tell your fellow hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother russia"and even the non-hetalia fans
[x]35. you start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of.(Role play)
[x]37. You take a sudden interest in sunflowers
[x]38. You think the USA should change the name to "The United States of Alfredia".
[ ]39. You watch the news just so you can find good stuff to request in the kink meme.
[x]40. You would name your pet after your favorite Hetalia character.
[ ]41. You would name your UNBORN CHILDREN after your favorite Hetalia character
[x]42. When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture."
[x]42. When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces.
[x]43. Your mum thinks you are obsessed with world peace.
[x]44. When you get a 117% A in your History class.
[ ]45. you randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry.
[x]46. you want your own country to exist in the Hetalia world. Republic Of IRELAND and WALES PLEASE
[X]47. When you smile when hearing France.
[x]48. you squeal as you saw a country's name somewhere in the place.
[x]49. you want to know what scones taste like. I love scones X)
[x]50. you wish they were all real.
[x]51. Your obsession with world history is multiplied to the power of PRUSSIA
[x]52. You consider Prussia as a number. (BECAUSE PRUSSIA IS AWESOME)
[x]53. You make random Hetalia references in the middle of a conversation. (lawl)
[x]54. You nod your head and giggle like a crazy fangirl with each entry on the list.
[ ]55. you surf through the World News on Yahoo and the only thing you can think about is how these would make good one-shot Hetalia fics/fanart.
[ ]56. Your mother thinks you have something against Poland after you tell the same Polish jokes countless of times.
[x]57. Sing bouno tomato every time you see a tomato.
[x]58. You’re in denial that Prussia was dissolved after WWII. (why! why do you lie! D: )
[x]59. You call baby chicks..gilbirds.
[ ]60. Demand that hello kitty should have a mouth..
[x]61. You really really want your history teacher to watch hetalia...
[x]62. Laugh every time you see the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, or Florida.
[x]63. There are two Italy's!!
[x]64. you want to hug a freakin landmass!! (thats my dream!)
[ ]65. you keep telling people you'll invade their vital regions...
[x]66. You memorize all the characters' birthdays and make sure to celebrate them in some shape or form. (i do actually and its kinda sad, but i love them!)
Whats wrong with being a Fan :D
Girls Don't realize these things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (I'm the girl who took the challenge) Can you?
You say ONE DIRECTION, I say ALLIED POWERS.
You say JUSTIN BEIBER, I say MATTHEW WILLIAMS.
You say FINAL DESTINATION, I say HETAONI.
You say ROMEO X JULIET, I say SWITZERLAND X LIECHTENSTEIN.
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, I say GAUKEN!HETALIA.
You say MARIO BROTHERS, I say FELICIANO AND LOVINO VARGAS.
You say BEETHOVEN, I say RODERICH EDELSTEIN.
You say HELLO KITTY, I say SHINATTY-CHAN.
You say NATIONAL ANTHEM, I say MARUKAITE CHIKYUU.
You say SUPER MAN, I say ALFRED F. JONES.
You say PEDOBEAR, I say ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIDO
You say NYAN CAT, I say FLYING MINT BUNNY.
You say TEAM EDWARD & JACOB, I say FrUK & UsUK.
You say SPAGHETTI ,I say PASTAAAAAA.
You say SWORD, I say WOK.
You say I LOVE YOU, i say ICH lIEBE DICH.
You say OH MY GOD, i say AIYAH.
You say HISTORY CLASS, I say HETALIA
You say we're FREAKS, I say we're FANS.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN alot so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say " its because your gay isn't it"
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this