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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3727907, Profile Updated: 01-02-13
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Arsevell/Kristy

Age: 1-100

Location: Extraterrestrial, thats where.

I like pie.

I like steak.

I like honey.

I like my room.

But I love you more


1. Deidara
2. Itachi
3. Hidan
4. Sasori
5. Sasuke
6. Naruto
7. Hinata
8. Neji
9. Konan
10. Tsunade
11. Kakuzu
12. Kiba

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? *Kiss* My dreams came true!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "WHAT THE FUCK MAN, GET OUT"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? That would be a very odd but rather cute/strange couple

Number 5 cooked you dinner? Aw, that would never happen.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Most likely eating ramen then paying any attention to me

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Wow, that would be cool!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Didn't he already get in the hospital when he was fighting that weird 8 limbed guy?

Number 9 made fun of your friends? Not very likely that'll happen

Number 10 ignored you all the time? So?

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Probably nothing. Probably say "Foolish little _"

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? A book about Jashin?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Use one of his puppets?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? "You aren;t scared are you, scardey-cat?"

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: I'm not a lesbian, but if that were to happen. He'd smack me on the face a few times and blow up 10

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? She'd say that it's okay and things that'll make me feel better

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? I honestly don't know

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Punches me a million times

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because I'm in love with him?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. That would make an awesome couple actually! Very adorable!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Yes? No? Maybe?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? They already did in like episode 3


Copy and paste thee song lyrics on your profile if you think that men need to hear this song.

So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I think it's still some things you need to know
So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I feel it's still some things you need to know
Things you need to know

A woman
She needs more than material things
And a woman
Needs so much more than what her man can say

A woman
Needs you to make love to her, she needs more than sex
A real woman needs a real man
That don't talk about it, be about it
Put that work, and still shows his woman real romance

So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I think it's still some things you need to know
So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I feel it's still some things you need to know
Things you need to know

A woman
She likes to talk, and work it out
And a woman
Likes for you to watch her back, protect her crown

A woman
Dont only want your makeup sex, she want your respect
And a real woman never wanna walk into a room see another woman knowing information she dont even know about her man

So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I think it's still some things you need to know
So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I feel it's still some things you need to know
Things you need to know

Make your way home
At a decent hour every night
Pick up your phone just to say you'll still in love from time to time
Remind her, that she's still beautiful in your eyes
And ride with your woman
Make her feel that you're always on her side
When she cries, Ask her what she's feeling
Let her know you sympathize
Gotta swallow your pride
Got some making up to do
Gotta make it right
Kiss her real slow and get down and blow her mind
Gotta take your time
I say,
Kiss her real slow and get down and blow her mind
Say it one more time, Say it one more time
Kiss her real slow and get down and blow her mind
Gotta take your time
Don't no want minute man
We wanna have fun until she finish man
But if that's asking too much
You never knew hot to really
Love a woman

So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I think it's still some things you need to know
So you think you know how to love a woman
Well I think it's still some things you need to know
Things you need to know
You think you know how to love a woman


You cry tears of joy

You cry tears of happiness

You cry tears of laughter

You cry tears of sadness

You cry tears of pain

But do you cry tears of love?

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Angel of Mine by Angel's Garden reviews
Ayami, a young jounin from Konoha, is kidnapped by the Akatsuki to be use as Madara's personal toy. Poor girl, now she's counting the days until she loses her sanity and composure. Contains Lemon, rape, Madaraxoc, slight Itachixoc. Chapter 43 is up and i mean the real chapter 43.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 186,978 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Madara U., Akatsuki, OC
Just Purrfect! by WolvesKey reviews
Can you imagine waking up in a forest of the Naruto world in the body of a kitten? Well, can you ALSO imagine becoming a pet to the Akatsuki? Read to find out. AKATSUKIxOC Eventual romance. Warnings within.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,727 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Akatsuki
I Miss My Evil Kitties by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
Sequel to Akatsukittens! It's been almost three years since the Akatsuki left the girls. So when they come back, bring them to their world, everything is peachy, right? No. Because, let's face it, nothing is peachy with this organization around. Especially with eight girls messing up the Narutoverse. Just how is this world supposed to deal with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,144 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Akatsuki
Don't Be Afraid To Tell by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
The Immortal & The Weasel tear apart the Blonde, leaving him broken beyond repair. He doesn't tell anyone, he feels no one will care, and besides. He would only be punished. Madara didn't know if if he could fix him.. But he would give his best. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Dancing At Dawn by ShyyVonVanity reviews
Three girls in a freak flood are transported to the Naruto world... As kiddies! What will happen when the Akatsuki find these unnatural children and raise them as their own? /Usernames Changed, formerly: Akuma-Uchiha, Vampgal212 - Now: ShyyVonVanity, Pirate's-Territory
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Akatsuki
Me enseñó a amar by Kahiko-san reviews
A Naruto le gusta Sakura y un día decide declararle su amor a la chica, pero esta lo rechaza dejándolo destrozado. Hinata que siempre lo ha amado, decide sacarlo de su soledad, volviéndose después su mejor amiga. Naruto pronto empezará a sentir algo más por ella (Conti 09/04/'14) Gracias por la paciencia
Naruto - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,945 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011
And now there are S Classed Criminals in my House by Shadow the Ranger reviews
Both of our families have gone on vacation together and left us home alone. LET THE PARTY AND FREEDOM BEGIN! That however was what we thought. But Truth had a way of messing that up for us. Sigh oh well better face life head on. And deal with these crazies that make up the Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Akatsuki
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
Akatsuki Interviews by Dark and Death reviews
Shortly after their death, the Akatsuki must answer ten interview questions in order to proceed to Heaven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Akatsuki
Dream Come True or Horrible Nightmare? by Itachis-Only reviews
A sleepover gone wrong sends two girls to a whole new universe where they are instantly captured by the akatsuki. Will they make it out alive, and perhaps with a litle romance? DeiXOc, ItachiXOc, yaoi references, slight KakuHida. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Capture Me First by CuteArtsyDoll reviews
The infamous Akatsuki is after a certain feminine blonde. Deidara doesn't want to be capture but whoever said the blonde has a say in anything? DeidaraxAkatsuki Chapter 12 is up! Rated M now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Memories are Coming Back by RunAway Rose reviews
The Sequel to My Akatsuki Kittens. After Three years The girls have started to remember things about the Akatsuki but not everything. The Akatsuki come back and take them to there world. When things start to go wrong and there lives are put on the line, will Ember finaly be able to face her past, will Natalie relize her role, and will Eve remember who she really is?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
AkaWolves by kage kitsune 14 reviews
The Akatsuki get turned into wolves and transported to our world. And the poor innocent OC, Lupita, get's caught by them. Please read and review. I am rewriting this. I reread it and felt it isn't as good as it should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
White Rabbit by Itachis-Only reviews
After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,432 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Problemo by BloodCat1234 reviews
When frustrated 10 year old Katniss Markov was walking to the bus station with her annoying twin sister,Prim. She decided to take the shortcut through the woods when the unthinkable happens. Rated T in future chapters cause of Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Akatsuki, Neji H.
When Life Gives You Kittens, Still Make Lemonade by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
ARCHIVED FOR REFERENCE; READ STATE OF GRACE FOR MORE INFO - "It's them." I said, gaping. "It is!" Emma said, dramatically. "You know what this means?" Emma quickly whipped out her iPod and clicked a few things on it. We looked at each other and grinned, "IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH!" Classic Akatsuki kittens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sasori
Servant For Howl by Yugicanbesexy reviews
Sophie is forced to work for the Witch of the Waste and her husband Howl. And as she becomes closer to her master she gets in more and more danger with the Witch of the Waste
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,659 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Howl, Sophie H.
Lost love by deathnotelover12 reviews
Roxas is a perfect child; Good grades, nice attitude, just a great kid all around. So when he falls for a redheaded boy, his life turns upside down. His parents hate gays. How is he going to tell them? Roxas' life just keeps getting worse. YAOI!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Girl Next Door! Yaoi Addition by LifeOfA-FallingStar reviews
Deidara goes through school like it is nothing, hopeing to never be noticed. But that all changes when he stands up for himself and the Akastuki take notice of him. Can Deidara have friends and be happy with Sasori or will he losses his last family member only to gain a new one? How Will Deidara choses and what is Tobi and Zetsu doing? Will you'll have to read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki are at my house, again! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
This is the sequel to my story "The Akatsuki are at my house, WAIT WHAT".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Akatsuki
Thinking Of You by ShyyVonVanity reviews
Sayu has a flashback of how her and Kisame first met. /One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki, Kisame H. - Complete
Strip Search by snarryaddict123 reviews
L abuses his powers in a smutty strip search oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wolf pups by XxWhiteXWolf14 reviews
Three odd girls from our world gets thrown into the world of naruto as wolf pups. How well do you believe the Akatsuki will react to these girls? Will the Akatsuki be the death of them? Rated T for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Akatsuki
Smarter Than the Average Pet by SheerCuriosity03 reviews
When two girls discover the wonders of owning a pet, they bite off way more than they can chew. With new pets Jinx, Knight, Sunny, Luna, Cookie, Sugar, Stitch, Birdie, Sushi, and Smartass, things might get a little bit out of hand. ItachiXOC HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Power Of The Dragon by Sayu Hyuga reviews
Akuma and Sayu have been threw a lot, but they didnt think that they would ever get sent to the place of their dreams. Mix the Akatsuki in with all of that and you got one hell of an adventure!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Kisame H.
Somebody Save Me by Yami - The Devil's Advocate reviews
After Sasori Dies and Deidara's left alone Hidan makes him believe he's helpless again, until a surprising saviour comes to his rescue...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Breaking My Rule by danevan grace reviews
Since that tragic night,Natsume, a full bloodied vampire had implemented his one and only rule to himself. Never drink a human blood. Full summary inside!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
My Angel by echo2794 reviews
Emikoh has lost everything. She fears that she will never feel the love she did with her old friends. Will new friends and a new love cure her sorrow? Will she ever be an angel again? REAL sequel to My Immortal. KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki
Woof Woof! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
The Akatsuki members get turned into dogs and they end up in our world, where they are purchased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Akatsuki
Neko slave by CrazyAnimeAngel reviews
Hidan's horny and finds a girl who's a neko with a abiltiy to not get pregnet. She's put though drugs and tourture, and everyone wants a piece of her, even Konan. All except one person, that may end up doing the crulist thing to her. Dei*x*OC, LEMONS! Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Death of an Artist by you can't help but fall reviews
Deidara's been captured and sent back to Iwagakure, but nothing is left for him there besides death. One-shot. Chapter Two includes alternate ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Never Far From You by AkastukiDragon reviews
Deidara has just lost Sasori and all most lost his life, But is saved by Tobi and now Tobi looks after him while he gets better...though Deidara's physical injuries aren't the only thing he is help healing.rated M for later chapter's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,192 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Deidara, Madara U.
It Ended with a Bang by ramenwriter15 reviews
What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
The Bomber's Biggest Bang by BAKOOM reviews
Everything changes the day Deidara gets kidnapped by Orochimaru. Now impregnated with Kabuto's child, he doesn't know where to turn. Until the least likely person comes to his aid... yaoi, mpreg,lemon ItaDei,KabuDei, and other hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
How did I End Up Here? by oOBlueBumbleBeesOo reviews
16 year old Caitlin is thrown into the Naruto world where she doesn't know anyone. How will she cope when she is made a slave be a certain blond akatsuki member, falls in love, and is expected to help save the world? DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,196 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
I win by Mitsu-Mitsu-chan reviews
Sasuke and Itachi fight- Itachi gets weakend and Sasuke forsees a little punishment in store for his dear aniki.. incest, rape, yaoi dont like dont read.might be a oneshot might be two
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Honey and Poison by BomberBrat reviews
Because according to one Madara Uchiha, that's what little Deidara's are made of. Shota warning! MadaDei! Written as a gift for my Tobi. Lemony goodness, is good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Sanguinary Pruriency by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan and Deidara are stuck on a mission together, and they have to make the best of it. Is Hidan going to end up sacrificing Deidara in the end, or will his curiosity get the better of him? Yaoi, blood, cursing, lemon. HiDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
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Meow, Meow! Woof Woof! reviews
Your average Akatsuki loving girl meeting the Akatsuki story. Full summary inside. Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Akatsuki
Closet Portal reviews
Kyleen and Latalia are sent to their Grandmother's house for the summer to help clean out her Attic. Okay, not so bad. Just cleaning out an old ladies closet, but...little did they know that behind a door, a portal would lead them to the anime world. Rated T for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Akatsuki