Author has written 13 stories for Inuyasha, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Astro Boy.
The creator of my profile picture can be found here: http://captinbenny.deviantart.com/art/A-clock-work-Man-Eyes-387756633
I highly recomend reading the fanfiction that goes with it.
Awesome story summaries, if you find one that you like a lot, go ahead and PM me. NOTE: Titles are subject to change.
The Bell Ringer of Nuku: Raised to believe he was a monster, Ivan is the lonely bell-ringer in the city of Nuku. The festival looks like such a wonderful event, and Master had never told him he couldn't go. As long as he got his work done, he could go right? Go and see the beautiful oriental gypsies from the far East, the land known as Chen. What is to happen when one catches his eye? Will he be the monster his Master says he is? Or will he help him/her(?) escape from Master Francis' clutches?
Now I've Died Young: Not really a songfic, just inspired by an awesome aph amv at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdgSIn5G3h8 It's about Prussia, and how he 'disappears' from the map.
Hero: Screams of death rang through every street, around every corner, in every nation. WW3, a new Hell on Earth, literally. Germany starts it once again, and everyone is paying the price. Shot, bleeding, dying, screaming, crushed. The nations are facing a war where they are all most likely to die. Why did he start again? Who has sided with who? Will Any survive? America? Norway? Japan? Italy? Spain? Canada? Poland? Sweden? Russia? Lithuania? England? China? Finland? Hungary? Cuba? Romano? Germany? France? Prussia? Denmark? Belarus? Holland? Switzerland? Austria? Find out! Multiple pairings.
St. Patricks Day and The Consequences of Cute: Oh no! It's St. Patrick's Day, and Ludwig went to celebrate with the BTT, Scott, Conner and Cole! At the party, Gilbert and Francis tease Ludwig about his lack of a sex life, and the fact that he hadn't slept with his beautiful boyfriend Feliciano. Just who is unlucky enough to pick him up? The adorable Italian himself Now he's pregnant, impossibly, and dealing with the fact that his boyfriend raped him in a car... GerIta, not as dark as it sounds...
The Unplanned Trip to France: This story was inspired by a conversation that Mr. Himel (my awesome history teacher) told us when some people sent slaves 'back' to Africa. It was a law that was sort of passed, and some slaves were sent to Africa, they made the country of Liberia I think. He told of how his family was from France, and how if that type of thing was passed here he could imagine a black-clad squad of soldiers busting down the door, grabbing him, and taking him to France saying: “You're free! We saved you!” He would only know how to say one thing: “Who cut the cheese?” or, “Qui a coupé le fromage?” People would think he was insane and he would end up in an asylum. So I thought, what would happen if something got confused and a certain Brit was accidentally captured and taken to France? Who is that outrageous man that keeps following him around curiously?
Howl: It started as a dream, from one of my good friends. Completely consumed by powers, Nyssa doesn't know what she is; Queen of the Okami's, or Wolves. Nearly killed by a huge pack of them when she was five, and then saved by a handsome man, she would be pretty scared. Paralyzed, but able to perform tremendous magick, the only weakness is the New Moon, and with a mate, she wouldn't have to worry. Especially with a certain Wolf Prince the top contender for her heart KogaxOc
Parting Gift: Abandoned, left, but not on purpose. Riiko, it's been a few months since Night shut down, and she's been noticing that she hasn't really been able to hold anything down. A trip to the doctor after an almost accident, and one pregnancy test later, we discover the truth; Riiko is impossibly pregnant. She has to find Night and somehow reactivate him, but will he be the solution to her problems? NightxRiiko
There's A Little Blonde Boy There!: Roderick has kidnapped Feliciano, and forces him to work for him in his household, beating the child when he messes up and breaks things. His brother has already been sold to a man far up in the north, a man called Francis. One day Roderick goes too far, and Feliciano is laying there on the ground, blood spattered all over his chest. Is anyone willing to save him? ItalyxHRE
Complex: Romano was sobbing. Blood ran down his arms, but he barely noticed. He had been forgotten again, his brother, Feliciano, could do no wrong, and had made everyone else forget him. His adopted father, Roderick, had thrown him to the floor just the other day, wondering aloud why he was even alive still.
Only two people actually cared about him anymore, when they remembered him. His own fratello Feli, and sometimes his adoptive mother, Elizabeta.
It was too much.
Why am I still alive?
My Painting Curse: He longed for him; longed for the man he couldn't stop painting. He had never met the man, but he was perfect, blonde hair, bright emerald eyes, even the bushy eyebrows that he wanted to not add, but found he couldn't see him without them. In desperation he goes to an old friend; very old indeed. Lukas warns him of the dangers, but Francis does not care, he wants to meet that man, he needs to know him. The spell is cast, yet Francis feels no different. So he leaves, mourning the failure. When he next paints, something terrifying and wonderful happens: the man steps out of the painting! Alive, and fully grown! What were the dangers the wizard Lukas spoke of? FrUK
Happiest Holidays: Warning! Rated M! It's said that before the Roman Emperor Constantine the day we now celebrate as Christmas used to be a Roman holiday were people would give gifts, drink, and be merry... oh, and did I mention have gay sex? What happens when Romulus invites his good friend Alfher to celebrate the holiday with him? RomexGermania
I Do: AU Zuko is drafted into the army in times of a terrible war while his fiance, Katara waits for him at home. A year passes and a general comes to her home, telling Katara that he's MIA, and most likely dead. A childhood friend, Jet, is there to help her, and as she begins to fall in love with him, Zuko appears, ragged and worn. But Jet tries to fight for Katara, and he looses his life. Katara is horrified and runs from him, leaving the engagement necklace he carved for her. Zuko goes to a hunter with the necklace and she is tracked down. He proves to her how much he loves her, and she accepts his apology even though her friends object.
Pumpkin Filling:Taunting the little Quiz Bowl squirt was too much fun. Kevin made it too easy for me to not enjoy his emotional reactions. Distress, fear, all lovely and fresh on his sweet face. But for once... can it be something he enjoys too?
Edd is a lonely popular high school bully. His parents have abandoned him basically, wiring money home every month while they spend time vacationing around the world. As a neglected child, Edd feels nothing, so he turns to hurting others to drink in their reactions so he can feel too, and Kevin is the perfect specimen. But he notices how much it really hurts him. So he turns to other methods, and simply leaves Kevin and his group of friends alone. Will Kevin figure it out? Reverse!KevEdd
There are about like, five more idea's, but I think y'all get the message. PM me if you want to read any of them.
Bide the Wiccan law ye must,
In perfect love and perfect trust,
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill:
An' ye harm none, do what ye will.
What ye send forth come back to thee,
So ever mind the law of three,
Follow this with mind and heart,
Merry ye meet, Merry ye part!
Love is something that you shouldn't force on others. - France
FrUK= FrancexUnited Kingdom
Drarry= Draco MalfoyxHarry Potter
USCan= United StatesxCanada
ChibitaliaxHoly Roman Empire
Marshall LeexBubba Gumball
OTP= SuFin: SwedenxFinland
Pairings in General:
Team Jacob= JacobxBella
"Did he just die?” Zuko whispered
“I'm not sure, it wasn't very clear." Sokka replied.
Alice of Human Sacrifice
“Somewhere, there was a tiny dream, such a tiny dream it was,”
“No one knew who had dreamt it. The tiny dream began to think,”
“’I don’t want to disappear this way. How can I make people dream of me?’”
“The tiny dream thought & thought, and came up with an idea,”
“’I’ll make humans get lost in me, then they can create the world...’”
The first Alice was a gallant red one, wielding a sword in hand in the Wonderland,
Slicing down everything in her way, she was followed by a bloody red path,
This new Alice deep in the woods, was trapped as a wanted fugitive,
If it weren’t for the red path that she made, no one would think that she ever existed.
The second Alice was a fragile blue one, he sang to the world in the Wonderland,
Filling regions with so many false created notes, that were of a crazy blue world,
This new Alice was that of a rose, he was shot and killed by a mad man,
It left a flower blooming sadly red; the one who was loved was now forgotten.
The third Alice was a little green one, very cute and dear in the Wonderland,
She charmed people to her every beck and call, she made a strange green country,
This Alice was the country’s Queen, taken over by a distorted dream,
She was afraid of losing to death; she would forever rule her country.
During this two children went into the woods,
They had a tea party beneath the rose trees,
An invitation from the castle for them was,
The trump card of hearts.
The fourth Alice was two siblings, their curiosity in the Wonderland,
Going through many different doors, coming not too long ago in a yellow boat,
The stubborn big sister, the smart little brother,
Though they were the closest to Alice’s Wonderland,
They were never woken from their deep dreaming, forever they wondered in the Wonderland!
Who is the next Alice?
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
I swear to god click on this! You might pee yourself it's so funny! http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=MaximumDeath
"Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
"Umm excuse me? Is he alright there?" (Random bartender)
"Yea, he's always like this when he gets drunk." (America)
"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"
"Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain
"You're the most pathetic excuse for a country I've ever seen...! Are you sleeping at me right now?!"
-Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)
"I think someone's inside here." (Germany)
"You're wrong! There's no one inside. Do not open the box! Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"
-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one, Hetalia: Axis Powers
(Smacking Italy) SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!- France Hetalia: Axis Powers
HETALIA QUOTES PART TWO
Italy: Draw a circle. that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth I'm Hetalia! Hey, my voice changed! I kinda sound like a homo now!
Hungary: That's GREAT Dear!!
Austria:(Just realized he was a boy) Huh?
Hungary: What's wrong? (To Austria)
Austria: Oh nothing.
Thinks To Himself: Now I understand why Holy Rome likes him.
Italy: Hey Germany lets play some football come on lets play some football come on please please football play with me football football.
Britain:(to America) Don't worry I'll be back I just have some work to do. Now you be a good country.
America: No why do you have to go? I don't want to stay here. Who will read me those boring books?
Britain: Those books aren't boring, they're called history. Now you go make some of your own okay?
Britain: See I'm back just like I said.
America: Hey British dude!
Japan: It's nice to meet you China where the sun sets. My name is Japan. I am from where the sun rises.
China: Well that wasn't very nice!
Romano: *holds up mustache* Ah-haaa, now you look stupid!
Germany: . . . From here it just looks like you're the one with the mustache.
Romano: What?! Don't look at me I'm hideous!!
England: Busby's chair... Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a horrible and often painful death... Except... apparently... For Russia.
Italy: "I didn't know you were telepathetic!"
Germany: "Yahh, dat und I read idiot."
America: Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin' your mind yet or what?
England: *sigh* I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. (snickers) Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.
America: Hey thanks Man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you! So I'm glad you think its stud!
Solider: Sir? Wasn't that supposed to be a secret?
America: It sure was!
Holy Roman Solider 1: Why do we have to keep these stupid paintings?
Holy Roman Solider 2: Hoho, is this a painting of your little girlfriend, or boyfriend or gender neutral chibi thing?
Holy Roman Empire: Its not like that!
Romano: Could you say something nice about me for once?
Romano: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Italy: Romano, where are ya going!?
Germany: Now if you want to say something raise your hand but do so in a manner that does not mock my country's past!
Random Guard: Oh no everybody start to freak out the Great Prussia is here!!!
Prussia: SUCK IT LOSERS!!!! I'm Awesome!!!!
Panda: You guys related?
China: You bet! This guy happens to be my kid brother.
Japan: *long pause* Right.
China: WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?
America: Yo, tell me your ancient Japanese secret diet!
Japan: Well, I eat like human being instead of use food to cover feeling of emptiness.
America: Hey! That was cruel!
Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache und a grape.
Italy: Fine, I'm up, I'm up!
England: Bring on the fire, bring on the Hell, set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire-
America: I feel like we're summoning the devil!
America: NO! Poor Britain!
(Creepy laugh Grim Reaper behind Britain's bed)
America: Rumor has it that you were mortality wounded!!! Is that true??? I BLAME GERMANY!
Britain: No it wasn't I was in the process of making a panjandrum, when well you know how I got side traced.
America: Dude, No way hang in there man come on please you can't just die you still owe me a whole crap tone of money!!
Britain: Calm down listen to me we have spent too much of our time fighting, and I want you to know...I don't hate you I know it must have seemed that way the truth is...(Grim Reaper covers Britain's mouth)
America:Britain, you ok?
America: Eh eh eh eh (tapping head of Britain) AW dude Britain is totally DEAD lets go get a drink to celebrate. (patting GR on the shoulder)
America: See I told you he wake up if we did that
Narrator:“Poland faced Germany tanks with…..Oh right anime fans…..Germany invaded Poland in……Oh right American fans………Poland is a country in Europe!!
Holy Roman Empire:In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.
Hetalia theme song: Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bologna that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Look closely, that's the Earth,
Might that be the Earth,
Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen,
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!
HETALIA QUOTES PART THREE
Austria: You moron! Why did you become allied with Italy?
Germany: Well... let's just say that there's a lot more to it than you think. It's better to have more people on our side, isn't it?
Austria: No! He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak! I'll express how angry I am with this piano.
Germany: Alright, go for it.
[Austria proceeds to play a lengthy piece. Germany waits patiently]
Austria: Do you understand now?
Germany: So your anger is Chopin...?
[England is attempting to curse Germany by summoning a demon through a magic ritual]
U.K.: I summon thee, from faraway lands! Come forth!
[Russia's head emerges through the pentagram in the floor]
Russia: You called?
U.K.: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!
[Germany is shopping at a supermarket, while a narrator comments in Japanese and English]
Narrator: You're a German. Out shopping. Luckily, you were able to obtain a bunch of sausages, but the check-out area is really crowded.
[We see all the countries lined up in the check-out area, with Germany at the end]
Narrator: This is because the cashier is Spanish, and they're known for their carefree and easy lifestyle. That's why a crowded check-out area is a daily thing to them. To make matters worse, the easygoing Greek is putting his groceries up *very* slowly. This scene is natural in Greece.
[Southern Italy, whistling nochalantly, cuts in line two people ahead of Germany, who is beginning to become frustrated]
Narrator: Then an Italian cuts in line. In Italy, cutting in line is a normal thing to do. Did that irritate you? The Austrian in front of you is even angrier.
Spain: Oh, really?
Spain: Oh, really?
Spain: Oh, really?
Narrator: Oh, no! Now the Spanish and the Greek have started to chat!
Italy: [Walks up and stands in line behind Germany] Ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve...
Narrator: Another Italian. He didn't cut in line, but he's really loud. The Japanese man wants to say something, but he doesn't.
Austria: [to the cashier among the gradually increasing commotion] Hey, you! Take your job seriously! Look how long the line is! Are you listening, you moron!
Russia: Dunno, the line looks normal to me.
Spain: [Completely oblivious to the chaos] Oh, really?
Austria: For Christ's sake!
Sweden: Another peaceful day...
Finland: Well then, I'll tell you a funny joke while we're waiting in line!
[the entire line has now erupted into chattering, bickering, and America laughing obnoxiously in the background. Germany appears to be at the end of his rope]
Germany: [Narrating] One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...
[cut to a disheveled looking man standing over him]
Germany: to find some strange guy staring at me.
Roman Empire: What? So this is Italy's ally? For some reason, I'm a bit annoyed.
Germany: Who the hell are you!
Roman Empire: What did you say? You must be really ignorant if you don't know who I am. As you can see from my sculpture-like beauty, and my steel-like strength, I'm none other than the great Roman Empire, the supreme ruler of the Mediterranean!
[Germany points a gun in his face]
Germany: Get out, you suspicious bastard! What are you planning? On top of that, impersonating the Roman Empire, a man I have deep respect for, is unforgivable!
Roman Empire: I'm serious though...
Germany: Shut your trap! From now on, speak only when you're answering my questions. Who the hell are you?
Germany: Whoa, food!
[takes a bite of a raw potato]
Germany: I'm the great Roman Empire.
Germany: Because of what you just said, I've decided to put a bullet through your head.
Roman Empire: Don't get so worked up! Come on, you heard my beautiful voice, remember?
Germany: That was you? Well, why are you here?
Roman Empire: Oh yeah, I forgot!
[pulls back Germany's bedsheets to reveal a content Italy, deep in sleep]
Roman Empire: I came to see my precious grandson!
Germany: Hang on! Why is he in my bed?
Roman Empire: [Cuddles Italy] Gosh, you're so damn cute! You're such a good boy!
Germany: A dream! A dream! This is all a dream!
England: "Show yourself! But be warned if you try to stop my escape you'll get a sound thrashing!"
Spy: "A thrashing for free? That's- THAT SOUNDS JOLLY! I'm currently studying espinoch here in Rome with the might- bleosdofasipbvipweb LOOK AT ME I'M STILL SCOTTISH!"
Lithuanina: "And he united all... 34 tribes and there's a walunt...
I got a shield MOTHERFUQAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Wait, no, Jake's in the back round."
"Jake, you whore!"
Random guy in audience at the Ask A Nation Panel at Oni-con 2012: "America, you do know that hamburgers where made in Germany?"
*Prussia and Germany stand, doing the "GET SOME!" pose*
Random girl in audience from the same panel: "England, what would you rather give up? Earl Grey Tea or magick?"
Kagome: "OH MY GOD WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT WE'RE FALLING!!!! WE'RE GONNA FALL SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!" *screaming her head off since she just got kidnapped by Koga*
Koga: "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND STOP SCREAMING?!"
Kagome: "I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!"
Russia: "What's your name?"
Prussia: "SCREW YOU! That's my name!"
Romano: How bout NO? Ya crazy Dutch bastard...
Hungary: "What is it with you gays? Ar-are you really so repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?
Germany: I'm sorry but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals.
England: That's not what I heard.
Hetalia human names:Denmark Anerusen, Christiansen, Anasen, Simon, Abel, Mikkel, Magnus, Bertram,Norway (seems to be the most common last name and the name in most popular in Norway) Lucas Bonnet Week Bjørn, Chetiru, Knut, ShiguruIceland Emile Stelson, Sigurd, Hinrikku, Egil, EirikuNetherlands Tim, Govueruto, Abel, MogensuBelgium Henry, Laura, Emma, ManonCuba Maxim, Jajuan, Erekuemedo,Liechtenstein Erika, Fogle (last name), Tsutsuia (light)Ukraine Irunya, Maria, SofiyaAustralia Ralph, Christine, Kyle, JetTaiwan I want you to put Lin B Ling, Xiao plum, pluHong Kong I want you to put Wang Jia Yong, Li Koharu, Leon
Female human names:Fem!Italy ... Ariche/AliceFem!Romano ... ChiaraFem!Germany ... MonicaFem!Japan ... SakuraFem!England ... RosaFem!Russia ... AnyaFem!China ... Spring Swallow (Cheng Yen)Fem!Canada ... Meg (shortened nickname form of Marguerite)Fem!Prussia ... Yuruhyen/JulchenFem!Switzerland ... Adelheid/Heidi