A little bit about myself:
I live in the U.S where specifically is up to you :p My favorite manga/anime: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, One Piece, Detective Conan, Naruto(to a certain point), Denpa Kyoushi, Kuroko no Basket, Gakuen Alice, Wallflower, Prince of Tennis, Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo, Helen ESP and more that I can't remember.
Things I love:
-reading manga and books(not nonfiction)
-everything that has to do with the color blue
-watching anime but recently I haven't been hooked.
-running(call me crazy but I actually enjoy it when I'm not dying)
-playing soccer, also called football
I see myself as a jack of all trades but master of none(not very impressive but I lose interest in things very fast). My past hobbies were drawing, knitting, jewelry making, origami, cutting snow flakes, hoarding dozens of books at the same time, making omelets, imagining stories, re-watching The Cat Returns for the billionth time, making friendship bracelets, collecting erasers, being traumatized by cats(don't ask), paper mache, and decorating t-shirts.
I'll add more to this later...
I found these some where and either couldn't stop laughing or agree with it. I take no credit:
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head." -unknown (imagine Gai giving you this advice while doing his 'okay' pose...)
"There are many things you should never say to a police officer. One of them is "I swear to drunk i'm not god." -unknown
"I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick..." - unknown
"Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over." - unknown
"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it." - unknown
"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it." - unknown
"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn." - unknown
"Dear sister, your brother cannot work due to his illness called 'DC'... 'DC stands for 'Don't Care' It's a horrible disease where 'I can't do anything I don't want to...'" (said by Kagami Junichirou to his sister) Too bad its not a real excuse *pout*
6 reasons not to mess with children:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."