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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3728082, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 4 stories for Merlin, Star Trek: 2009, and Hobbit.

Greetings, my friends. I am coffeeclutch, a humble fangirl. 'Tis nice to meet you.

Sorry it's been such a long time since I've logged on, but expect to see new stories soon!

If you have any requests, be sure to send me a message! I cannot guarantee that I will write the story, but I will do my best. I will always thank you for the request in my author's note at the beginning of the story. I accept request for the books, movies, and TV shows listed below, or any crossovers of them.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, Psych, Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother, The Office (US), Parks and Recreation, Star Trek, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Once Upon A Time

Books/Authors: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Agatha Christie, Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, The Lord of the Rings, the Inheritance Cycle, J. R. R. Tolkien, the Scott Pilgrim saga

Movies: The Lord of the Rings/the Hobbit, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Star Trek, Star Wars IV-VI, Clue, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, the Dark Knight Trilogy, Marvel movies, DC Comics movies

OTP: Merthur, Stucky
BrOTP: Johnlock, but if it's Parentlock, I ship them.

FAVORITE QUOTES

“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.”
--Edgar Allan Poe, Eleonora

"Very few of us are what we seem."
--Agatha Christie

"Evil is not something superhuman, it's something less than human."
--Agatha Christie

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song over hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
--J. R. R. Tolkien

"Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
--Arthur Conan Doyle

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To my daddies by LadyoftheCity reviews
A series of short one-shots where Arthur and Merlin's little adopted son, Bran, celebrates several festivals with his daddies. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, OC - Complete
A Dare for the Dark One by FaerieTales4ever reviews
Rumple and Belle have been dancing around their feelings for months. Now, Belle has a special request that might just be the beginnings of something wonderful. The question is, does Rumple dare to take the chance? COMPLETE ONESHOT Cover made by Emilie Brown
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle] - Complete
Youngest by Dannrose reviews
The youngest on the Enterprise is now even younger. Leaving the crew dealing with a de-aged Pavel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Awake My Soul by teamdemonmonkey reviews
He felt drawn to her, like there were strings attached to his very being and she was pulling him in, dragging him into her delicious warmth, so much like the summer sun that warmed all it touched. She was beautiful and modest and for all the pain and suffering she had endured, maintained a level of innocence and naiveté that he found endearing.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
The Mysterious Doctor by MadmanWithANotebook reviews
In this episode: A mysterious man turns up near the dog park, the Council pushes curfew back, and the Parade of Hooded Figures is coming back to Night Vale. Music: Helen Hunt by Hank Green.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Arrogance Loves Flattery by L3ftOfCent3r
Commissioned to find pixie dust, Jefferson travels to Neverland and crosses paths with the infamous Captain Hook.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Every Holmes has a Gift by MerlinPsych reviews
The door peeked open, and out stepped a young man John had never seen before. He reminded him of someone, with his pale skin, high cheekbones, and dark hair… Even if it was straight instead of curly behind his oversized ears and his eyes were a darker blue than he was used to... Sherlock gave a weak smile at John's shocked expression. "John, meet my little brother, Merlin Holmes."
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Merlin, Sherlock H.
I'll Bring You Flowers by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Jim decides right away that he and Bones are going to be friends, but McCoy requires some "wooing".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Teasing and Repentance by Laree England reviews
Merlin is ticklish. Arthur naturally takes full advantage of this. He soon discovers his rough-housing has gone too far. A story told in three parts. Merlin and Arthur friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
The Agrabahn Viper by L3ftOfCent3r reviews
A little blurb on the business between Jefferson and Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Dear Grace by StorybrookeMaine reviews
One-shot for Jefferson and Grace when she finally realizes just how crazy their separation left him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Paige/Grace - Complete
Dona Nobis Pacem by ZeenoMCR reviews
On the hunt for Ten, Donna finds the Doctor, but it's the wrong one. Nine meets Donna, sass is had, and there's a bit of humour, too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Seeing is Believing by L3ftOfCent3r reviews
They both have an eye for observation and know what it's like to be thought of as "crazy". Henry meets Jefferson for just a moment, but the impression lasts much longer.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Henry Mills, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
My Daddy, My Hero by ramsaybaggins reviews
Companion piece to A Letter To My Hero: /s/8307063/1/A Letter To My Hero The team help get Jenni's room ready
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Letter To My Hero by ramsaybaggins reviews
Thor receives a letter from a little girl asking him to save her from an abusive father, rated M for non-sexual child abuse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Amy is Cool Right? by HyperSammy22 reviews
It's Amy's turn to right a poem. And it ends in disaster.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
What Rhymes With Fez? by HyperSammy22 reviews
One day, the Doctor decides to write a love poem but this time to fezzes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Mushrooms by L3ftOfCent3r reviews
Five times Jefferson tried to make contact with Grace, and one time he didn't have to.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Entangled Lives by Catindahat reviews
AU – Arthur finally takes the chance to find Emyrs who is supposed to help him rule Camelot and was taken from the castle as a child. Could Merlin be the warlock Arthur is looking for or just an idiot intent on driving him crazy?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,305 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Many Songs of Merlin by Emachinescat reviews
Series of mini-songs/poems, each dedicated to poking fun at a character from Merlin. NOW: The Gwaine Song! Silliness with a smidge of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5056 - Favs: 11,615 - Follows: 1,335 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Things James Kirk Had to Tell Joanna McCoy by screaming-poetically reviews
And One Thing He Didn't. Some things, she thought, don’t really have to be said aloud to be heard. Some things, just are the way they are. Kirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
ABCs of the Enterprise according to Joanna McCoy by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Because I love the Joanna McCoy I created in Salve. So this will be a series of drabbles based on her experiences once she’s aboard the Enterprise with our favorite doctor and his new wife.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Scorched reviews
Bilbo Baggins is still haunted by the ghosts of his past. Namely, the ghosts of Laketown.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Frodo. B - Complete
One Second reviews
Reflections on how one second changed Spock's life forever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Spock, Amanda G. - Complete
Almost an Orphan reviews
Merlin and Arthur both grew up with only one parent caring for them, protecting them, and teaching them. Each one is almost an orphan. Arthur wants to know what having a mother is like while Merlin wants to learn what having a father is like.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther, Hunith - Complete
A Motherless King, A Fatherless Warlock reviews
Arthur grew up without a mother, and Merlin grew up without a father. Most would think that their situations wouldn't be too different, but they are mistaken.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete