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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3728842, Profile Updated: 10-20-14

Hey all!

I'm an avid writer, but very little makes it into the light of day. Hence my presence on this site tends to be mostly in reading and reviewing. I try to be as useful as possible in my reviews, too, when I make them. That's what they're for.

So about me... what sort of things should I put here? Of course, I don't really have to put anything. But that's rather the point of the page, isn't it?

Then again, giving someone a list of characteristics that I believe true of myself won't help them get to know me. Besides, who says I want you to know me? Maybe I should just leave it up to you to divine what you can from what I say. You know, like real life. But this isn't real life, and I can choose what I want to put here. It could all be lies, for all you know.

Before I talk myself into knots, I'll give you a couple of facts about me:

  • I'm a New Zealander, with the accompanying variety of English. Although I've noticed some of my language choices leaning towards the US (my use of double quotation marks and the past tense dove in particular), I still fight my bloody computer and its automatic spell check which I cannot figure out how to change from US English.
  • I study languages, and linguistics. Which explains why the first point is indeed the first point.
  • I used to have an old FanFiction account. When I looked back on it, it was promptly deleted. I don't know what possessed me to post some of the stuff I found lurking there.
  • On a related note, I lost all of the writing I had done a few years back, when my USB was stolen. That is something that I still regret, because I still remember some stories I really liked that I had on it and wish I could look at them now. If only I kept my damn wallet in my bag instead of my faulty pocket, and if only the girl who stole it had at least given me back the USB. I wonder if she still has it. I still want it back.
  • And the thought of my lost USB has killed any desire to continue this profile page, so this is where I finish.

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    The Life and Times of Runner Five by Stelladea reviews
    The outbreak is no longer a surprise. Thousands have turned to the creatures hovering between life and death, and now, the humans face the ultimate challenge: survival. The runners collect supplies and are vital to keeping the human race safe... but how long can they last? Follow Runner Five's adventures to make sure that no one gets killed... or turned.
    Zombies, Run! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 37,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012
    Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
    Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
    The Fight Club by The Fighting Irishman reviews
    He never wanted to be a champion. He certainly never expected he'd get the opportunity to train one. Rated T for safety.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,887 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sabrina/Natsume, Steven S./Daigo, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
    Pokemon Black and White: Tony's Journey by Coli Chibi reviews
    Tony Miller is determined to be the world's greatest Bug-Pokemon Master, and he's on his way to prove it. Join him as he and his Pokemon deal with Gym Leaders, rivals, his own dark past, growing feelings for a certain pilot, Team Plasma, and the mysterious N.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 160 - Words: 366,213 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Butterfree, N H./Natural H. G., Larvesta, Skyla/Fuuro - Complete
    Across the Sun by Liz Hollow reviews
    After May's sudden disappearance, Steven Stone discovers a letter left behind by the lost champion. Filled with instructions and hints to locate the other letters she left throughout the regions, Steven finds himself on an impossible and heartbreaking journey searching for her. And the more letters he finds, the more he fears what lies at the end.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] Lyra/Kotone, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
    The Seven Idiots of the Demon Mist by Harpokrates reviews
    A collection of drabbles, focusing on the Seven Deadly Swordsmen and all of their dumb sidekicks. Formerly titled One Week.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
    Homebound by DamselCausingDistress reviews
    Ezio/OC. Romance, Action. Abigail has no idea how or why she's appeared in Renaissance Italy, but she is now, and she has to adapt, and maybe make a few friends that get her tangled in something far bigger than herself. (really bad with summaries!)
    Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,214 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
    Langsam Langsam by Harpokrates reviews
    Fairytale AU. The only thing Haku can really do is play along and try not to get eaten by that shark guy. Rated for language.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Haku
    From One Jashinist to Another by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
    Throughout history there is always someone. Someone who doesn't fit the mould, someone who is different. Some of these people are worshipped as superior beings while others are ostracized, tortured… killed Sometimes… they rise up and take back what is theirs. T for Hidans language
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
    Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
    For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4022 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
    Mischief Makers: A Cybot's Tale by Komodin reviews
    Stuck on the uncanny world of Planet Clancer, the Ultra InterGalactic Cybot-G Marina Liteyears must save her creator, Professor Theo, and free the Clancers from the clutches of the Empire of Terror. A retelling of Mischief Makers.
    Mischief Makers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011
    Anger Management by Mikell reviews
    A certain Author is in a MOOD. Can Raphael and his brothers intervene before her anger spills over into her fics? Rated for minor language. A/N I've decided to leave this one up. No real reason, I just like how it ended. COMPLETE
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
    A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
    Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
    A Crate of Lemons by ShireDweller reviews
    An exotic gift from Gondor brings cheer to Bag End the morning after ‘Garden Plot.’ Postquest, no slash.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete