J-chan the Maniacal
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Joined 02-16-12, id: 3729240, Profile Updated: 01-29-13
Author has written 12 stories for Fallout, Hellsing, Dragon Age, BloodRayne, Legacy of Kain, Land of the Dead, Resident Evil, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Blade.

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Hallo! This be J-chan the Maniacal, splendiferous mistress of maniacalness and fangirl extraordinaire! Um, I set up this profile on this here site partly for the enjoyment of random fanfiction and partly to practice my writing skills.

... And to vent my ridiculous and often incredibly pervy fangirl thoughts, lest they float around my head in thought-bubble form and overwhelm me. It happened once. I had to defend myself with a stick. *cue flashback to chibi fangirl being swarmed with yaoi-based thought-bubbles, screaming and flailing*

As a side note, I'm the kind of gal who can't bring myself to post a chaptered story until I've actually written out most, if not all, of it. I have a tendency to follow whims, and as such I sometimes wind up typing and re-typing a thing multiple times before I'm satisfied with it, or I might go through a whole story arc and then get disgusted with the whole thing and scrap everything I've done. -_-;

I'm also terribly self-conscious a lot of the time, so I tend to feel some self-loathing for a short while after posting stories. It's all in my head, I know, but until I re-read the finished product a few times, I'll hate myself. (And sometimes, even after that, I still want to cringe and curl up in the fetal position. Though that's rare.) It's weird.

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Favorite random quote that I can't really remember exactly where it came from: "A pig that don't fly ain't nothing but a damn pig."

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Anime and manga ruined me forever, because Loveless not only made me trip headlong into the fujoshi-spawning pit known as the Boys' Love genre, but it also gave me a slight shota complex and, by association, a bit of a lolita complex. Vassalord made both of these much, much worse. (Discovering the world of South Park shota yaoi also hasn't helped. I blame Kenny... and maybe Butters.)

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I don't have a set "type" of character/real life person that I fall for/find attractive. Looks aren't all-important. As long as a person is interesting in some way, I like them. (I developed a fangirl crush on Igor from the movie Van Helsing on the umpteenth viewing. That should give you an inkling of how weird my tastes can get. O.o;)

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Live life with a soundtrack!! Dance like no one's watching!!! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!!!!!!! *dances around wildly to Skrillex's "Bangarang"*

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Watch really, really bad horror movies and campy ones from the 60's-80's. They are a source of endless fun. If you don't giggle during Count Yorga, you're dead inside. The same principles apply to action movies from the 70's-90's. (When men were manly and nobody cared whether or not the script was politically correct. SNAKE PLISSKEN FOR THE WIN!!!!! *swoon*)

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Favorite Arkham Asylum quote: *while some poor terrified henchman is walking around, panicking at every little sound now that all of his companions have been variously KO'd and strung up throughout the room* Joker- *over the PA* "Hey, Bats, take it easy on him... for me? ... Oh hell, what do I care? DO YOUR WORST!!" *Joker cackles maniacally*

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Favorite manga/anime... EVER: Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate. Alucard is the hottest, most badass vampire in the history of ever. Search your feelings. You know that it is true. Also, it's Vlad the Impaler and sexy English people vs. sexy Nazi otaku with ultra-violence. How can you not love that?!?!

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Love You Madly by The Respectable Pureblood reviews
The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
Louder Than Words by Villain reviews
Kyle has a rule: No saying "I love you" until they've been together for four months. With their anniversary right around the corner, Kenny can't wait to hear Kyle profess his love. K2, Kenny/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
The Greatest Illusion by KatrinaJG reviews
'Sanity is life's greatest illusion! And don't listen to Sithis. Innocence, bah! He stole that line from me! Well the Me that was Me before Me.' Five different times the Dragonborn met Sheogorath outside of Pelagius mind. -Written for a prompt on the Elder Scrolls Kink Meme. F!Dragonborn
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Cholo DeMuro by Genuine-Discord reviews
Just a few ways to irritate the hell out of our favorite zombie-killing despot, Cholo DeMuro from George A. Romaro's Land of the Dead.
Land of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
What Are Friends For? by Lachrymal at Litha reviews
In a nutshell; violins, sexual frustration, and naughtiness if you're into that. If you aren't...maybe read Pride and Prejudice, or something like that. Enjoy :
Re-Animator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012
Not a Necrophiliac by Oblong features reviews
"Her skin was so smooth, so silky, almost like it had been freshly moisturized… if Dan could have a woman, God damn it, why couldn't I?" Herbert finally has his woman. Oneshot, written in first person. Rated M for sexual acts. Crits, not dicks, please!
Re-Animator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Kiss of Life by Mickleditch reviews
Herbert makes the discovery that, insane or not, he can feel. Dan x Herbert.
Re-Animator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
On the Devil's Left by midnighrunner reviews
"It isn't love. Love is a weak word thrown around by fickle people. Obsession would be a better choice. A need without rhyme or reason, it simply consumes."
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,198 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. Wesker - Complete
Bad Influences by Shiny-kun reviews
Written for Dragonkink - pre-Blight. F!Surana stumbles across Jowan doing blood magic, and Jowan agrees to 'tutor' her in certain aspects of maleficarum magicks. F!Surana x Jowan
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Surana, Jowan - Complete
Spur of the Moment by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Now a collection of Gob oneshots. M for language and suggestive themes. kinkmeme prompts
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Gob - Complete
Heaven for One by kjollar reviews
John Constantine assumed that Baltazar was just another half-breed. But when dealing with demons one must remember that what is seen is generally not what really is. BaltazarXConstantine SLASH. Baltazar-centric, AU-ish. Based solely on the movie.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Balthazar, J. Constantine - Complete
Ashford Reunion by UmbrellaCo1971 reviews
Its been nearly 15 years, and while heading to his private mansion, Alfred Ashford encounters someone unexpected... Alfred/Alexia, rated M for sexual content.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alexia A., Alfred A. - Complete
Gain by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Two very unlikely doctors meet in a fate-filled meeting at the local Suds N' Stuff.
Crossover - Batman & Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Bargaining by Lucky Dice Kirby reviews
Jack wants to call in a favor. ‹torchwood•neverwhere›‹2.13 spoilers›‹gen›
Crossover - Neverwhere & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Loneliness by Aquarius Seth reviews
Kain's private musing of his fears and emotions.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
A Search for Something More by vampyrchilde reviews
Top Dollar is forced to confront things he does not want to face . . . one being Myca it's actually better than it sounds, I hate writing these summary things. Please R&R, I'm fairly new at this.
Crow - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Secret Keeper by Emerald Embers reviews
Janos isn't being completely honest with Vorador. Rated for yaoi from the start and bad language.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Complete
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The Fallen
"In an unbidden show of emotion that at last betrayed him, Dragonetti felt the blood rise in his cheeks as he glared at the boy. What was worse? Knowing that Frost was correct? or sensing the same type of hateful lust radiating from the young man's every pore?" Dragonetti x Frost, slashy one-shot.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Deacon Frost - Complete
Jonathan reviews
Afternoon tea never went so right, in Dr. Crane's opinion. One-shot, Hatter and Scares!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch - Complete
Sinister Kid reviews
"Morrigan watched the reaver glower his way through another midnight watch. She could see it seething beneath the surface, the wild, darkly passionate side that he kept locked away behind that tightly drawn mouth and saturnine stare. How she longed to discover just how sinister he could be when pressed. To experience his touch for herself..." One-shot, Morrigan x Cousland.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Morrigan, Cousland - Complete
Fear and Loathing reviews
Edward's managed to escape Arkham and is pulling a small heist to get back into practice. Unfortunately, he's not the only one who snuck out. Riddler x Scarecrow. Kinky!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Damaged reviews
Can't Eddie get one night of peaceful sleep? Not while Dr. Crane's incarcerated, apparently. Random one-shot, Riddler x Scarecrow.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Blue Dress reviews
Alfred spends some time playing dress up. Alfred is a messed up dude. Let's leave it at that, shall we?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Alfred A. - Complete
Fine Without You reviews
Do things ever go well in a zombie apocalypse? Probably not, in Ms. Murphy's opinion, but she's willing to be optimistic. Especially where DeMora's concerned.
Land of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Spite reviews
He never wanted to admit it, but Sebastian could never quite bring himself to fend off Kain's dominating personality.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sebastian, Kain - Complete
Boredom at Castle Gaustadt
The Krieger twins, when left to their own devices, find... ways to pass the time.
BloodRayne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sigmund Kreiger, Simon Kreiger - Complete
Blood Magic reviews
After being conscripted by his childhood friend, can Jowan come to terms with the turn their relationship seems to be taking?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Jowan, Amell - Complete
The Big Pounce reviews
When catboys try to pounce werewolves, sometimes things go awry. In the best possible way.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Schrodinger, Hans G. - Complete
The Tenpenny Tower Shuffle
Eve's only been out of the Vault for a short while, but she's taken quite a shine to the Wasteland and all it has to offer. What's a lonely Pirate of the Wastes to do when she's not out pillaging? Make "friends" with the local bad boy, that's what.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,401 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Mr. Burke