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Joined 02-16-12, id: 3729297, Profile Updated: 11-09-16
Author has written 5 stories for Blackadder, Avengers, Merlin, Harry Potter, and Batman.

23 yo, British, working at a university. A politically-motivated socialist & feminist, with other online presences usually found under the username SaJoPe.

I run a book blog at www.theslowpulse.wordpress.com (tumblr and twitter linked from there).

I have a ridiculously diverse range of interests because I combine a short attention span with a deep nostalgia and unwillingness to let things go. I don't update often.

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A Moth to the Flame by Donatarion De Loriat reviews
Red has continued with her life after the encounter with the Wolf, thinking him dead. However, when he reappears and kidnaps her, she finds that he may not be as coldhearted and mindless as she first thought him... based off of : Little Red Riding Hood
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 230,434 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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No Alarms
Robbing a bank wasn't easy in America. Even in Gotham City, where the crime stats might have made you wonder. Except Harley has a headache, the Joker is unforgiving, and things don't always go to plan. In the best way. Oneshot JxHQ-ish, focus is on the story. Comicky slapdash adventure, K for appropriate violence but no gore.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Delving into the Life of Hermione Granger
The As-Yet Unwritten Tale of Miss Hermione Granger and her Life Post-Hogwarts. A lengthy story that shall be abridged through switching between both wide and sweeping narratives, and shorter, close-range snippets, for your dipping-in-and-out pleasure. EDIT: MISTAKES CORRECTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Advantage reviews
What happens between Loki's capture and his departure with Thor for Asgard? How much does Loki share with the female Avenger, and what impact will this have on their futures? BWxLoki. Hinted BartonxHill. T for safety.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Just Hold Me reviews
A continuation of the final episode and some of the events leading up to the last scene, with a snippet of things to come. Not necessarily Merthur, unless you're squinting. SPOILERS.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Major Disaster reviews
Blackadder Goes Forth. When Baldrick has an insane plan and Captain Blackadder is left culpable for missing rations, what's a man to do but bluff, lie and generally weasle his way out of trouble? Pre-Slash, T for extreme safety.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete