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Joined 02-16-12, id: 3730286, Profile Updated: 05-11-12
Author has written 2 stories for Zombie Fallout, and Dragon Ball Z.

OK people,I'm back and stuff. Now, if you guys REALLY wanna know my real info... all you have to do is ask! Nawww, I'm just screwing with you! Ok, below this is the info, my fav quotes, and all the other crap...

Name:Alexa Julsolian

Gender: Female


Height:5' 11''

Hair color: Dark Hazelnut

Eye color: Light hazelnut with gold specks

There people, thats all the BASIC things you need to know about me. Below here, I went on another persons profile and there was a bunch of quotes there, and they said if I believed inthem or something, post them on you profile. So, here I go!

Bold the ones u r!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATEBOARDER so I must do weed and steal stuff(not the weed part!)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (this counts if I got two motorsycels (I really don't know how it is written :(... ) as a gift from my mom's new boyfriend right?)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (not sure if I'm bi...)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(not true!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw MANGA/ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(NOT stalker!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (you can call yaoi porn right?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm from NORWAY, so I MUST be a viking.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH (I'm both...) so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(not gay!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, MANGA, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm OVER 20 so I MUST be able to drive and like to drink

I'm a pastafarian so I must be crazy or stupid.

OK ,bye bye! Russian Girl OUT! PEACE!!!!

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Why are you always gone Papa? by babythisislife reviews
It all started with a buisness trip and a walk in the park
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
The Big Apple Goes Small by TheDevilsDen reviews
A young man named Alex Mercer gets infected by himslef. He fights his way with Percy Jackson, through the military to find out that the Greek Gods are real. While the Gods watch him, he finds himself not only at the center of the military but Greek myths as well.lol terrible Im am terrible at summaries.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Percy J., Alex M./Zeus
Eius Amicus, Mortem by Abiadura reviews
Death had always been an unwanted friend in Ciel Phantomhive's life. It was because of death his world had been shattered. It was because of death he became who he was today. It was because of death that he had Sebastian. WARNING: Character death
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Universe at Battle: The World War UN Death by Androidfish7 reviews
My ultimate schematic that will take me to grand number 10, this is in celebration of 7 stories published on Fanfiction. White and Blake return, Universe at Battle, and find the zombies Lieutenant Hunt and General Worthington, World War Death, made.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Sweet As Lemon Meringue by PhoenixDiamond reviews
He'd just moved in across the street not too long ago. Didn't seem like such a big deal as long as he stayed to himself and didn't bother me. I was pretty cool with it. Well I was until he said good morning to me and I swear I heard God. AU. EDIT IN PROGRESS
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,926 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Marks by XxLupe-MartinezxX reviews
Ciel awakes in the morning finding an unusual red mark in his neck, and what bothers him more is the questions from everyone...and the fact that he still doesn't know who let's that little mark in his neck everyday.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Despair or Comfort by YetAnotherJanewayFan reviews
I'm going to be Evil on this one... You have to read to find out what it is about... ONESHOT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
MilleFeuille by Nintendo Queen reviews
Ciel comes to visit Sebastian's room one night, and Sebastian decides to enjoy his dear Bocchan. SebaCiel. Lemon. Shota. Based on the doujinshi "Mille-Feuille" by Pink Kitten
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Zombie guide by doctorwho733 reviews
This short zombie guide will help you survive the Zombie Apocalypse or ...might kill you so read on if you dare.This is my first fanfic so be kind also there is swearing in this also don't want to sound like a noob but I suck at summaries R&R
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Darkness Rising by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
Alex gets sent to deal with PARIAH.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, PARIAH - Complete
His butler, the escort by LovingWriting reviews
This is a short lemon between Sebastian and Ciel while they hunt jack the ripper at Viscount of Druitt's house its rated M for a reason please enjoy
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Bedroom Fantasy by Ramen.Kitsune reviews
Inuyasha sneaks into Sesshomaru's bedroom. SesshInu! YAOI! BOYXBOY LOVE! Lemon! Yay 100 reviews for Dirty!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Zombie Survival Story Book 2 by ZombieObliteration reviews
After the first war between the zombies, Phuoc and his friends travel with a couple hundred thousand to Africa to investigate the damage done by the 2012 Disease. As they travel, they learn that their firearms are more than it looks
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011
Temptation and Desperation by SSSP-shhh reviews
Blood flecked pale cheeks. So many had died... Lemon Ciel/Sebastian Set during Circus Arc in manga
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Zombieland 2 by XxEmoKid14xX reviews
Brad didn't expect his birthday to end up like this, first his dad had a buffet with his family, then Brad was surrounded by zombies which he beat, now he's riding with his Friends Zack and Angela just hoping for a way out.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Neoxie reviews
Ciel has completed his revenge and must now do his part of the contract. Alternate ending for season 1. Seb/Ciel, Oneshot, angst.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Devil's property by Proxy424326 reviews
My version of how season 1 should have ended.A dark fic of how Sebastian takes Ciel's soul.That was how it should have ended.They both knew it wouldn't be a happy ending.Because Ciel was always the Devil's property.Dark fic.Dubcon.Rated for gore and yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
it was just the beginning by bara.no.hitsuji reviews
inuyasha woke up and found himself at sesshomaru's place. sesshomaru wanted his brother, all of him. after naraku was defeated, sesshomaru was given the rights to take care of inuyasha. inuyasha shocked to the most! but he couldn't do a thing. just read!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The End by Kaslo reviews
Ciel Phantomhive has completed his revenge. It is time for Sebastian to take his soul. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The End of Ciel Phantomhive by Star-Slut reviews
This is how Kuroshitsuji should have ended, in my opinion. Contains mild yaoi. SebxCiel. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Brolly loves chocolate by Mikkibaby reviews
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Brolly, Goku - Complete
Goku x Brolly by IcePrincess11819 reviews
Goku gets pregnant by Brolly. Please no mean comments about saying my story is horrible
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Brolly, Goku
Fear the Power of Darkness by poisemonkey reviews
Dracula and Edward Cullen faces each other and fights.
Crossover - Castlevania & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Dracula, Edward - Complete
slipping away by scary vegeta fangirl reviews
Vegeta finaly gets his wish and ends goku's life. But will he find this to be a mistake?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Fight of the Legends by Vincent Kemper reviews
This is just a one shot of the fight between Alucard and Richter. I probably won't be adding any more to this one, but if people like it I just may.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Ninja Rider by VA23 reviews
Naurto kills Sasuke at the Valley of the End and makes a deal with the devil to bring him back. At the same time, the greatest terror the world has ever known is unleashed again. Only one person can fight this evil: the Ninja Rider. Naruto-Ghost Rider.
Crossover - Naruto & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Naruto U.
Me and My Koi by Chibi Serenity Chan reviews
Vegeta and Goku have beeen married for years, now, Vegeta has been urging Goku for a baby. Will Goku provide him with one, or deny the Ouji? Yaoi, VxG, Mpreg
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,636 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Vegeta, Goku
Destruction by x The Chichi Slaughter House x reviews
It seems like the end for the Earth...their warriors are defeated. But Goku has something to get off his chest before he dies... Shonen ai. [Oneshot]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Bubblegum Love by Red Kasei reviews
Vegeta is the Saiyan no Ouji. Goku becomes his slave. How? And what's gonna happen...? Read ta find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,599 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Goku, Vegeta
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Son Ruby:The Female Saiyan Warrior! reviews
This is an introduction to one of My OC's Ruby. Read about this Android half-saiyan's life as It goes up and down!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/3/2012
The End Of The World, The End Off Apolla reviews
First story! Be gentle,please!
Zombie Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete