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Author has written 32 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Pokémon, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Megami Tensei, Fallout, Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, Dragon Quest Series, White Knight Chronicles, and Assassin's Creed.

Fanfic Posting/Update Schedule: Ash and Gou's Alola Adventures second chapter, A Rivalry Retold, Ash and Gou meet Mewtwo one-shot, Dawn of Darkness: Rising of the Sword Hero chapter 2, Reunion with the Released, Capture of the Uncaught.

Stories I have planned for the future or considering on writing: Pokémon Anime What If: What If Ash stayed in Kalos with Greninja, (Will either be a one-shot or a multi-chapter story. Can't decide yet.) Ash gets sent to Hisui by God story.


"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." James Branch Cabell.

"Looks like I'm doing two guys at once." NicoB, 2015. Island Mode, Dangan Ronpa 2: Goodbye Despair.

"But he's a guy!" Okabe Rintaro, Stein;s Gate. 2010.

"What's your (Bleep) doing on a dead girl's phone?" Annalise Keating, How to get away with murder.

"I might not be gay, but I'm gay for you baby." NicoB, 2015. Stein;s Gate: Lukako's Ending.

"Hey Bitch, You wanna join my harem?" NicoB's Seven Voice. New Persona 5 Trailer - Breakdown Analysis. 2016.

"What happens when Death, dies?" NicoB. Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix, Episode 16. May 28th, 2016


All time favorite videogame & why it is my favorite: Kingdom Hearts. (Do I need a reason to fav this? It was the very first videogame I ever played.)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air-conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


Kyuubi's Top Twenty List of People/Things That Just Need to Die By Its Hand

#20. Minato Namikaze: The bastard had a giant slimy toad try to hold me down and then he had the gall to seal me into his fucking son. Other than that his hair is too bright and with his special move, the Hiraishin, he was a pain in my ass. He's also such a good target to heap hate onto, the look on his face at all times just makes me want to eat him, no joke.

#19. Mito Uzumaki: My first jinchuuriki, the one that started the chain of me looking at the inside of people's heads instead of the outside world. She sealed me in herself, herself! She sealed me in herself and didn't do a half-bad job of it whatsoever. The kit knows nothing about her because I'm not his damned storybook, but if he did he would be more inspired to learn that fuuinjutsu shit. The worst part is that she never tried to even utilize any of my power, I was bored as hell in there.

#18. Glitter Cannons: These horrible contraptions are too evil, even to me. Cruel and unusual… and obnoxious.

#17. Kisame Hoshigaki: Apparently he has enough chakra to earn the nickname biju without a tail. I'll wait and see him fight my container before I believe a word of that shit. That creepy-ass sword of his eats chakra does it? Well I would love for it to eat a concentrated blast of my chakra and see how much it likes snacking on that.

#16. Soy substitutes for meat: If it looks like beef, cooks like beef, sizzles like beef, but fucking tastes like asparagus then there's a fucking problem. If I want that then I'll tell the ningen I'm sealed in to eat the leaves off of a tree. The hands down worst food that the kit has ever picked up and tried at the behest of that black-haired medic woman. Disgusting.

#15. Maito Gai: I would have him higher, but he freaks me right the fuck out and he'd probably enjoy that. There comes a time in every man's life where he has to put up the form fitting green leotard for good. That time came for Gai about seven years ago. He makes me regret making my deal with the kit, because seeing him in that shitty green suit and listening to him scream like an epileptic cheerleader about 'the power of youth' makes me want to eat him, it's an insult to the senses. The only reason I would back off from doing that if I had the chance is because I'm not entirely sure that whatever is afflicting him can be passed over to biju. I already know it's contagious, his little mini-me that he totes around is proof enough of that. With that knowledge I don't feel like risking it.

#14. Jiraiya: He's slowly getting off my shit list, but he's on here for more than a few reasons. Now the kit I'm sealed in is a pervert, I'll admit that, and I doubt he would deny it himself if you prodded him on it, but this man is one of the highest degree, so much so that it is creepy. When he met Naruto before the chunin exam he wanted him to stay in Oiroke no Jutsu form, even though he knew damn well that the kit was a boy. What the fuck?

Other than that he trained the bastard that sealed me away again, without him I wouldn't even be here right now, and he was a lesser reason that the kit had to go through four years of life as an utter moron. He's slowly dropping down the list, I did have him higher, but I am a benevolent being, therefore he's working his way off the list, but he won't be off of it anytime soon.

#13. Rock Lee: You need to be part of the solution kid, not part of the problem. Hell, even if I'd never seen or heard the kid he'd still be on the list for drinking the kool-aid that Gai heaped into his bushy-browed little head. Why not become my mini-me? I'm at least ten times better than Maito Gai!

#12. Fangirls: Enough said.

#11. Alcohol-free beer: The kit hates this stuff too. It utterly defeats the purpose of drinking in the first place, if you're not drinking to get drunk then you should just go ahead and mix yourself some lemonade and sit in a corner. 'The only thing worse than drinking a warm Schlitz tall boy is drinking a warm Schlitz tall boy and realizing that you did it for absolutely no good reason.' The kit's words, not mine.

#10. Gamabunta: This ugly warted son of a bitch held me down and stabbed me with that goddamned tanto of his long enough for the bastard Yondaime to seal me in his son. I gave the toad a nice little gift to remember me by though. He he he… How he was able to look at the kit the first time he saw him use my power and not shit himself on the spot I'll never know.

#9. Orochimaru: Just rubs me the wrong way. It's not the need to destroy Konoha, fuck that place. It's not the jumping bodies thing either since I technically did that myself, though not by choice. It's not even his *ahem* life choices… It's basically his entire personality. Orochimaru is capable of doing anything he wants and he chooses the most impossible life goal in existence, to learn every jutsu in the world. The only way that would ever work is if he could kill every single person in the world and get their bloodlines and list of jutsu before he tried it, and that would be redundant because who would he brag to about it? What a stupid goal, and he was supposed to be a genius.

#8. The guy that introduced ramen to Konohagakure no Sato: I curse this person every day of my existence. If I never hear the word ramen again I would be just okay with that. I would curse that family of ramen chefs, but that wouldn't be the root of the problem, if they weren't in Konoha any longer my container would somehow find some other way to get his fix, so I'm cursing the source of my flavored noodle misery.

#7. Sasuke Uchiha: First of all, the kit doesn't like him. The kit is usually a good judge of character and if he doesn't like you then there's a damn good reason behind it. I personally don't like the brat because of that damned pink-eye of his that he calls a doujutsu, but that's more personal than objective. He reminds me of Madara, he's also laughably easy to manipulate, it's ridiculous. Genius my ass.

He has an attitude problem and no amount of adjustments, i.e. asskickings, will ever get through to his thick skull. Whoever said that children are the future never got a look at this punk's psyche, or else they would have had him committed to a mental facility. Mark my words, that Uchiha runt is going to bring about the ninja apocalypse if no one stops him before he gets too big for his britches, and he'll probably laugh while he watches the world burn.

#6. Kirabi: Do I really need to go through the reason that I want to eat this guy? Try and have an hour long conversation with the man and see if you can keep your temper and sanity in check.

#5. Kabuto Yakushi: He's like a cochroach. He'll live through the worst of the fallout and pop his head out to sift through the remains. The boy has no redeeming qualities as far as I can see. He smells of snakes and oiled wood. Those two things just do not go together, and that makes me mistrust him even more than I already should. He's troublesome, and whenever he shows his face he never sticks around long enough to take too much of a beating. At least Orochimaru is man enough to go toe to toe with someone when the need arises.

#4. Hiruzen Sarutobi: He really thought that the people of this village would see my container as a person, shouldn't a ninja of legendary stature have a better understanding of human nature? Now other than creating and *ahem* enforcing the rule that had adults inspiring their kids to try and bully him and keep him away at all times he really didn't do that much and this is not the reason that he's up this high, but I am insulted that he didn't think my jinchuuriki had what it took to be a ninja. He was my prison, of course he had what it took when he was young!

This actually led to the best thing that had ever happened to the boy, getting actual training and being able to prove to the world my superiority, as my container was a force to be reckoned with at a young age, until the old monkey got paranoid and sealed away years of hard work. I may be petty, but I'm immortal and a being more ancient and powerful than any on the planet, I can afford to be petty.

#3. The first guy that called for Naruto's death when he was revealed as the Kyuubi's container: The two jinchuuriki I had before him barely had to deal with the crap that this kid had to put up with, hell Mito didn't have to deal with anything adverse at all. Well with an angry crowd all it ever takes is one dumbass to open the floodgates and let the ire of the masses come out. After my 'attack', emotions were high, and everyone was low on logic and understanding, therefore loud and opinionated idiots like this held sway, as in most near anarchy situations. Whoever this guy was I hope that Sarutobi's Anbu axed his ass on the spot, he made Naruto's life, and by proxy my life, much harder than it already was going to be.

#2. Hashirama Senju: The son of a bitch held me down with his stupid Mokuton and let his wife seal me inside of herself. Almost one hundred years of consecutive life sentences inside of passed down hosts with supposedly ridiculously long natural life spans for humans. All because some guy could grow a tree around me and hold me in place. If Madara is the reason I'm sealed then this ass is the trigger.

#1. Madara Uchiha: Where do I start? Well how about the fact that the sadistic piece of shit freaks me the fuck out sometimes… me! Me of all people! This ass is the reason I was sealed the first time and the third time. I must have his head. I will hound the kit until the day I feel Madara's blood run across his fingertips. Fuck Madara Uchiha and his hijacked eyes, the next time we meet I'll show him who's in control.

He has a damn god complex and enough arrogance to just come out and make puppets and tools of forces that should not be trifled with, myself included. He's manipulative, sneaky, and conniving, even to the extent where I find it overbearing. Yes, a world without Madara Uchiha in it would seem like utopia to me. He keeps his eyes on the times and picks the most opportune moments to risk his neck by coming out into the open, and that makes him all the more dangerous since he has always ended up on top, or at least in control of the situation.


10 Simple Rules For Dating My A Marine's Daughter

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

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Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
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Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/31/2022 - Published: 4/28/2020 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Lillie, Lana/Suiren] Pikachu - Complete
A Heart So True by FrostGlaive reviews
What does it mean to be a Pokémon master? It's been a long journey. Ash has done what most could never dare to dream of, and yet he feels no closer to achieving his goal. Luckily for him, Pikachu has always been there to keep him on the right track. Set after JN132: Partner. Cross-posted on Ao3.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
The Bond Between Rivals by LightAngel96
The final battle was approaching but before then, Ren and Akechi have one final talk. Despite how much Akechi wanted to deny it, he couldn't ignore the bond he shared with the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2022 - Goro A., Akira K./Ren A. - Complete
Heroes Can't Have Bad Days by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Of course they can't. They're perfect. They have to be. Because if they aren't, that means people can die Even when they do everything right people die. So they can't have bad days. And maybe that's part of the problem.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2022 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Keidra369 reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 45,318 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 2/14/2022 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Heart of the Infiltrators by MordinofSolus reviews
Senran Kagura x Male Insert - Amidst a turn in the modern era, a young man is forcibly contracted to cure twenty shinobi of a mental ailment known as distortion, caused by the corrupted blood of Yōma. As time goes on, the long hidden societies of the world are forced to come out into the public spotlight when they are pitted against one another. CANCELED INDEFINITELY
Senran Kagura/閃乱カグラ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 84 - Words: 690,162 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Asuka, Homura, Miyabi, Yumi
I Summon Thee, Dark Magician Girl? by QuietInspiration reviews
A desperate NEET summons a Servant to participate in the Holy Grail War. To his surprise he summons Dark Magician Girl and learns that she is unable to access her mana. Thinking they are destined to be slaughtered, he despairs until his Servant suggests an... alternative way. Smut/hornyfic. 18 ONLY
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2021 - Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl - Complete
Synthetic Aesthetic by KtyouVsWriting reviews
What does a synthetic and a human have in common? Most people would say nothing. One is born and has lived a life up until the present day. The other is created with a singular purpose, just like a machine is. But, Jaune Arc isn't normal, not since he chose to pick up a weapon and Penny Polendina is unlike any synthetic that has come before her. What does that mean when they meet?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,299 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 1/27/2020 - Jaune A., Penny P.
Inverted Sky: Kingdom Hearts II (Abandoned) by Joutei Kuragai reviews
A continuation of; Inverted Sky: KH 358 2 days. A retelling of Kingdom Hearts where Sora is not only the natural born wielder of the Kingdom Key-D, but is also a girl. Sora has awakened at last, and finds that the worlds are in disarray. Now it is up to her and her friends to save everyone, all while battling Organization 13. Continued on in Inverted Sky: KH Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 118 - Words: 297,276 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/14/2021 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Sora - Complete
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it. The opening 42 chapters have been revised and updated as of March 2023.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 2,007,708 - Reviews: 17624 - Favs: 10,654 - Follows: 9,653 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Flames of Victory Reawakened! by Flyg0n reviews
The Kanto Festival has come early this year. With the return of Ash's fiery friend, Charizard, Ash begins to see things in a new light. With the Unova League only a couple months away, he vows to make this a League to remember. (Unova League Rewrite AU/ Ash-Rewrite AU. Featuring the same lovable Ash, but more inspired and driven.)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,882 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/3/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Charizard/Lizardon, Krookodile, Tobias/Takuto - Complete
A Doom Driven Hero by Anomalous435 reviews
The story of Marcus, a young man involuntarily thrust into a world of destruction and loneliness. Who can you turn to for support when the entire world rests on your shoulders alone? Expect adventure, death, psychological degradation, romantic tension, and my terrible humour.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 458,207 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 1/29/2018 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax, Lydia, Serana - Complete
Lucky Rabbit by Selene Sokal reviews
It was one thing to fall in love with someone who already had someone perfect for them. It was another thing entirely to fall in love with that person as well. But isn't that just Velvet's luck that she's alone with Jaune and Pyrrha, but can't bear to let them know how she really feels? Indulgent smut.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 5/19/2020 - Published: 11/22/2019 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Velvet S.] - Complete
Thank You, Naminé by Laid-Back Brit reviews
Once Kairi manages to free Naminé from her heart, Sora is finally able to do something he promised the blonde; something he assured her that he would only do when face-to-face with her... One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad by Mr. Garbanzo reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 293,054 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/7/2020 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Axel, Zexion, Lexaeus
On The Beat by Izzyaro reviews
Nanu deals with Team Skull, and the trouble they cause, in his own inimitable way. Reposted because of troll bots.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2019 - Guzma, Nanu/Kuchinashi - Complete
Doctor Nefarious and the Imperial Fight Festival by Cortana Hansen reviews
(This is a rewrite of "A Day at the Imperial Fight Festival.")- Nefarious decides out of the blue he and Lawrence are going to the Imperial Fight Festival. Needless to say, shenanigans ensue.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence - Complete
Dishwashing by ShockingRevelations reviews
Shirou once found a golden cup filled to the brim with purple sludge, so he did what any hero of justice would do; take it home and clean it. Afterwards, some funny coincidences happened. Rated T for cursing.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 521 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Reticence by TheArchimage reviews
Melia chooses to stay silent. Everything goes so much smoother when she chokes down her own desires and doesn't make her opinions known. Even if she spoke up she still won't get what she wants, so it doesn't matter if no one notices. Fiora notices. And she has a plan...
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Fiora/Fiorung, Melia, Shulk] - Complete
Pavlov's Cat by Mallobaude reviews
No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 562 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Team RWBY - Complete
The Circle of Life by TheLilyoftheValley reviews
"He is the one true Lombax, the last of his royal race! The one true hero among his kind, born from the fires of heroism and all that is good, and uh... sprinkled with a hint of crabbiness... He is the one true KING!" "Qwark, can I go back to sleep now?"
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark - Complete
Dangan Ronpa: Gender Bender Edition by Monokub reviews
Ever wonder what the Mutual Killing games would be like if just ONE character happened to have a different gender? Ever wonder how the story would play out if that Gender-swapped character happened to be Makoto Naegi himself- or perhaps, Herself! Dive in to an alternate take on Dangan Ronpa, with new murders, new victims, and new interesting twists! Reviews equal bonuses! Sum yuri
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 59 - Words: 605,053 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Naegi M., Kirigiri K., Ikusaba M., Monobear - Complete
Make Heroes Out of You by The Zoni Enthusiast reviews
Ratchet and Clank song lyric parody of Mulan's "Make a Man Out of You".
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
Bleach: The Three Phantoms by kyoraku08 reviews
Based on the video game "Bleach: The 3rd Phantom". 100 years ago, two young Shinigami joined the Gotei 13 and helped fighting an Arrancar, before being sent to the present day, where they meet Ichigo and the gang. Part 1: Chapters 1-39; Part 2: Chapters 40-?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 414,757 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Fujimaru K., Matsuri K.
The Steel Crusader by badliar 2312 reviews
Emiya Shirou is a magus, one who can be said as bizarre due to what he possesses within. However, his status as one is a secret and he kept it that way. He was fine in keeping what he's capable of to himself, but when the Fifth Holy Grail War came knocking, he Stands up and do what he's born to do: To make those who endanger others for their own gain feel the Steel of his Justice!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 376 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Complete
Family Meeting by SerenaKo413 reviews
In which people keep intruding like the door is wide open (which it is), Makoto is a mom, and Hajime stubbornly refuses to believe that this meeting has romantic implications. Accidental SHSL Pimp!Hajime AU.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Naegi M., Fujisaki C., Hinata H., Nanami C. - Complete
The Easiest (And Weirdest) Possible Solution by SerenaKo413 reviews
In which Hajime Hinata is apparently smooth enough to be used as butter and seduce robot bears (A fact Hanamura will not shut up about) and escapes the school without a single death despite having no clue at all what he's doing. Talentswap AU.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2015
Broken Systems, Bending People by EstelRaca reviews
When Miles finds a therapist that he likes and trusts, he recommends her services to friends and allies over the years. Includes characters from the original trilogy, the Ace Investigations series, and through Dual Destinies.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Apollo J., Athena C. - Complete
The Ultimate Hope by hunterofcomedy reviews
The diligence and bond between the students of Hope's Peak Academy was far stronger than the mastermind could have ever imagined. The killing game should have gone exactly as planned…but time passed quicker than expected. With no murders occurring, the mastermind began to get desperate…especially since the game began over 5 years ago!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 235 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Enoshima J. - Complete
1 year and 5 months by Raizen Yusuke reviews
Ichigo and Orihime help each other deal with the aftermath of the war, as a result their relationship grows. Their bond changes into something that neither of them expected it too. Spoilers set during the 17 months in between FKT & LSS. IchiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 746,493 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
Julius Freedom: Ace Attorney by Trande reviews
Hear about the phenomenal exploits of rookie defense attorney, Julius Freedom, as he does everything in his power to prove the innocence of his clients! Solve puzzles, expose lies, discover the past of many, and find the truth of a three-year old mystery!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
A Conversation With The Zurkon Family by M14Mouse reviews
Ratchet has to have a talk with the Zurkon Family. He isn't looking forward to it. Sequel to A Conversation with Mr. Zurkon.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Clank, Ratchet - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Brotherhood of Dark by DarthKingdom reviews
A few months after Xemnas's defeat, the trio recieves a letter from the king. Of course, things aren't over yet! My version of Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 476,758 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sora, Kairi
A Conversation With Mr Zurkon by M14Mouse reviews
Ratchet has a conversation with Mr. Zurkon. Mr. Zurkon just wants to kill things. Everything else is complicated.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Ratchet - Complete
What if? by whiteicewolf reviews
What if Naruto ran away from the Leaf Village when he was a child and Hinata went with him. Both of them travel and then they make friends with Gaara, Haku, and Kimimaro and they travel alongside Naruto and Hinata. What would happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,748 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6417 - Favs: 7,883 - Follows: 5,033 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 5,159 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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The Proactive Prince
A (somewhat) divergent take on a certain scene in Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince that I couldn't tolerate how it went down in the game. From Psaro's point of view and a One-Shot for now.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Published: 1/9 - Complete
No Pokémon Gets Left Behind reviews
Awakening from a nightmare the night before his gym battle with Roxie, Ash is given a wake-up call to realize the mistakes he's made and been making as a Trainer. Deciding if he's ever to make his dream a reality and be the Trainer he wants to be for all his Pokémon, Ash begins walking a new path that'll hopefully see him change for the better. (Canon Divergence from BW83 onwards.)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/4/2023 - Published: 2/26/2023 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume, Gengar/Gangar
The Sailing of a Hundred Plus Ships and the Sinking of the SS Amour reviews
Alternate Title: That time Ash got 151 Girlfriends Who All Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love Him. (Except none of them are Serena.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2023 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Nemona/Nemo] Serena - Complete
Capture of the Uncaught reviews
A series of one-shots about Ash meeting and catching Pokémon he formed a strong enough bond with in the show again that for some reason he didn't canonically add to his team at some point. First chapter summary: Due to Bea having to get her Pokémon healed up after a battle with Surge, Ash becomes the Trainer of a different Riolu than what fate intended him to receive that day.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Riolu, Bea/Saito
What Really Happened When Cyrus Entered The Portal reviews
April Fool's Day and 25th Anniversary for the anime fic in one. Contained within this fanfic are Jojo References and a slight Skyrim Crossover. Not necessarily a part of my Journeys AU fanfic series. Arceus is a troll and Mew's characterization follows the original Japanese take of the first Pokémon movie. (Not sure if this should be rated T or M.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2022 - Cyrus/Akagi, Arceus - Complete
Reunion with the Released reviews
A series of one-shots involving Ash meeting his released Pokémon again and having them reunite with their Trainer on his latest journey across the many regions of the world. First chapter summary: A trip to the Isle of Armor, Ash had intended to be a training opportunity for his latest catches takes an unexpected, but welcome turn when he happens upon a certain Pink Butterfree.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/21/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Butterfree
Dawn of Darkness: Rising of the Sword Hero reviews
Following Gou's capture of Scorbunny, the Research Fellows remain in Galar a bit longer thanks to their flight back to Kanto getting delayed. Which leads to the two meeting the younger brother of the region's Champion, a regional variant of Serena, one of the Legendary Pokémon of Galar, and two new (and very unusual) Pokémon to join Ash's team.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/20/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Zacian, Hop, Goh/ Gou - Complete
The Semifinal Surprise reviews
Alternate Title: Alain's career is ended by the unexpected appearance of a rival to surpass all others. This fanfic probably isn't for Alain Stans if they exist. Simps for the 2nd character in the tags are welcome though.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/11/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji, Alain/Alan - Complete
Versus Virgil: Vertress Victory reviews
Alternate Title: Or How The Black & White Anime Should Have Ended. Ash gets his battle with Virgil like we all deserved, Palpitoad gets some deserved screen time, a bunch of Eeveelutions pass a stick around, Scraggy makes a reference, Trip realizes he was never considered an actual rival by Ash, Stephan is happy he is though, and Alder's scared of a little girl. No Virgil tag.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Palpitoad, Scraggy
HISHE: Ash vs Marnie reviews
Or: If the anime writers had a little more self-awareness of how predictable their show has become since Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, and Dynamax/Gigantamaxing your Pokémon became a thing. Slight Marnie/Ash for the first chapter, definitely teasing it the second chapter. (First chapter isn't part of my Journeys AU series, the second one is.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Marnie/Mary
A Raid Battle Ruined by Egomania reviews
Gou's attempt to capture Zapdos is foiled not by Team Rocket forcing him to fight the Legendary by himself, but by the intrustion of a certain Fire/Flying-Type with a bone to pick with the Legendary Birds of Kanto. He is less than amused his dream to catch Mew has a sudden obstacle in the form of his newest friend's own Pokémon. (Third part of my Journeys AU series.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/24/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Zapdos, Charizard/Lizardon, Goh/ Gou - Complete
May The Best Rowlet Win reviews
Overhearing some chatter from Ash's classmates, leads Rowlet to learn some distressing news that's going on with his Trainer. After some less than helpful words from the Alola Team's newest member, Rowlet wonders if there's something wrong with him, but help comes from a seldom-seen teammate and two of his other teammates helps Rowlet finds his drive to better himself at long last.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2022 - Rowlet/Mokuroh, Lycanroc/Lugarugan, Incineroar, Naganadel
Ash and Gou's Alola Adventures reviews
First chapter summary: Ash re-earns his Fightinium Z, adds a new Pokémon to his team, Gible gets a win, Go's collection increases, and for a bonus scene: Charizard 'helps' a Dragon at the end of his rope. (Second part of my Journeys AU series. Will be a multi-chapter fanfic hopefully soon.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gible/Fukamaru, Go
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! reviews
Ash decides it's about time to end Team Rocket's relvance. Also Giovanni has a terrible week. (First part of my Journeys AU series.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Alola League Victors reviews
Ash faces a different form of adversity early on in the Alola League as he is pitted against his classmates. Regardless of having to be the one who ruins his friend's fun time at the League, Ash is determined to show the Alola Region what an aspiring Pokémon Master is capable of. Now if only he could take the time to actually figure out what a Pokémon Master really is. T to be safe
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,760 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hau, Guzma, Prof. Kukui
How Hau could be easily beaten by Ash reviews
Rowlet learns his most powerful move yet, which results in humiliation for dear Hau and pain for Decidueye. This story also features Acerola being a tad bit creepy and the possible reason we haven't seen the Ghost-type Z-Move in the anime. Also at the end, how Hau could easily defeat Ash. BTW, I can't seem to find character tags for Acerola/Decidueye. Cover art by LoliTomatoBunny.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi, Rowlet/Mokuroh, Hau - Complete
A Different First Impression reviews
In which after getting his battle with Guzma, Ash actually reconsiders his own stance on the Alola League and a few other things. This turned out less humorous than I would have thought. (Rated T, just to be safe.) (Not really sure what Genres to put this one under.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi, Guzma
Ash's List reviews
Ash's friends, family, rivals, and Team Rocket are tired of Ash's shit. So they make a list of 225 things he is forbidden to do or else they will betray him.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Die, Nagito Komaeda! Die! reviews
If there was one thing I will be remembered for having contributed to this fandom, this won't be it. Souda relives childhood trauma, Komaeda is honest with his feelings, Kuzuryu loses hit cool, Chiaki reviews Five Night's at Freddy's, Monokuma executes, Hajime establishes a new OTP for himself, and Monomi becomes the Ultimate Hope Martyr Waifu.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Usami/Monomi, Hinata H.] Monobear, Komaeda N. - Complete
I want the world to burn reviews
The Sole Survivors thoughts following Mankind Redefined. Plus Covenant gets what it deserves... I think.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Sole Survivor - Complete
Hibiki's journey through New Game Plus reviews
What happens when a somewhat ill-intentioned author decides to make the game mechanic of New Game Plus into a story element? Hibiki (SMT DS Break Record Hero) get's a harem! Kazuya (SMT DS Overclocked Hero) is 10% sexier towards females, and males! Insanity guaranteed, and sarcasm guaranteed! Title may change along with rating. Warning: Third chappie contains author arse-kissing.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Nameless, Io N., Makoto S., Otome Y.
Luckenhaft's version of Chapter 14 of Naruto Arashiodori reviews
Does not require the reader to have read the fanfic this was based off of. You ever have one of those days where things just keep going wrong. Well Naruto is having that day. In other news... Sasuke wants to Amaterasu Itachi, but can't! Itachi is into mind-raping kids! Kisame is a fanboy! Naruto's uncle is an assassin! This author is a douche, and this is just for laughs.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kisame H., Mario A. - Complete
CHEATER! reviews
Shouts out the sore loser. This is basicly my version of the quarter-final match between 'Ash', and Cameron. This has to be my longest one-shot yet. In other news Cilan makes a big announcement, Iris reasserts her fear of Ice-types, Bianca slaps Iris, Ash's Glalie shows up, some weirdo tips 'Ash' off about Cameron's Hydreigon, & Snivy pawns Riolu/Lucario.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Lucario, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Transcend Your Limits V2 reviews
After Ash finishes his journey in Sinnoh by finally winning a league tournament he wonders if as he is doing things now will he be able to achieve his dream of becoming a pokemon master and comes to a realization. Now Ash prepares to set out on a new journey to grow stronger in order to be able to become the Champion-Master of Kanto. Finished, and a sequel will come soon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Ash vs Ash? reviews
Basicly what could happen if Ash had beaten Cameron at the quarter-finals of the Vertress Conferance. I will also reveal to you all the truth of why the Black, and White anime sucks so much. WARNING! There will be bashing of the main character of the Black, and White anime who is trying to trick us all into thinking he is Ash. This fic also contains crackyness. You have been warned
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Yura moon reviews
What happens when you put the Keyblade Master in training together with the White Rose of Radient Garden. Cracky romance, mooning, a pissed off Cid, and Aerith needs a drink. Writing this because there needs to be more of this cute, hot, funny pairing. Don't like, don't read or flame.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sora, Yuffie K. - Complete
Fennekin, Shin, and the birth of a running gag reviews
Shinryu is used to ending up in strange situations, but this one might take the cake. As long as you don't count the time Shinryu woke up in Johto handcuffed to Mewtwo, and Will on the run from Team Rocket, psycho fangirls, and a pissed off overpowered blonde.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Fennekin/Fokko - Complete
Compliments reviews
Sora is impulsive. We all know that. He cares about he friends. DUH! He is shy around girls. OBVIOUSLY! One simple compliment ends up earning him the admiration of a certain girl. Soshiki as I have now dubbed it to be. I write this to advertise my challenge and in response to what one of the readers to Cherised Tenshi's stories said this site needed. I hope you like this.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sora, Shiki M. - Complete
Nightmares from a galaxy far far away reviews
This story is for Greywing-chan, Luminary-san, Pheonixian-senpai, and anyone who appreciates my comedic genius. It is purely for humor. By the way there may be some slight OOCness. Ryan has issues. R&R
Crossover - Star Wars & White Knight Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Main Character - Complete
Pokemon Conquest advertisement reviews
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE READ THIS STORY! IF YOU DO I WILL GUVE YOU A COOKIE!C:
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Complete
Desch a true freind a true warrior of light reviews
i based these stories of my fight with the giant rat and medusa from the game. the 3rd and 4th genre are hurt/comfort and romance. please R&R
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Refia, Luneth - Complete
stuck reviews
based off of something that happened to me with my FFIII DS game. i have a low tolerance of r people who read my story and don't review. so R&R GOT IT!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Luneth, Refia - Complete