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Joined 02-17-12, id: 3731693, Profile Updated: 06-22-13
Author has written 17 stories for Earthbound, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Kick-Ass, South Park, Scott Pilgrim, Thor, Avengers, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Good evening and welcome to the Profile of Pasta Alfredo.

Abilities of communication include English, Español, and по-Россkи.

Major/s include: Psychology and Criminal Justice.

Favorite Games: EarthBound/Mother 2, Super Mario 64, Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Favorite Music artisits/bands: Rammstein, Слот, Muse, and Nana Kitade.

Favorite Parings: Vroom respects (almost) any pairing.

Favorite LPer: SuperCrazyHealthBar

Joined forces With: Firehose2011; Collaboration is called Complains to Kirby. Found on FH2011's profile.

SilverSockFox and FromTheUk; Collaborations is composed of Mother 3 Boss One shots.

Princess Zora; Collaboration is called Beauty and the Moblin.

Complete Projects:

ForeverBound [An EarthBound/Mother 2 FanFiction: After banishing the evil Giygas, things were thought to be calmer around Eagleland, right? Wrong. Accompany Ness and friends in this terrifying experience as they witness bloody murders firsthand. Who could have provoked them? I dare you to find out.

Artistic Know Nothing [An EarthBound2/ Mother 3 One-Shot Fanfiction]: An inside look at the tear jerking tragedy that snatched away our beloved conductor, Mr. Passion. A true musical talent. Read on, if you dare.

0h S0 Depressing [An EarthBound2/ Mother 3 One-Shot FanFiction: The 0h S0 Snake was not always 0h S0 evil. Read on it you dare.

Hot Spicy Enchiladas [A Super Smash Brothers Brawl FanFiction: All was normal for Peach Toadstool at Final Destination High School, typical high school dramas, romances, and friendships. Until one day, Peach and friends recieve a deadly threat. Would high school drama really be a reason to kill? Read on...if you dare.

Moblin's Letter: [ A Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Fan Fiction: Maggie the richest girl in Windfall Island writes a Love letter to the man (or Moblin) of her dreams, Moe. Will he reply? What will be his reaction? It's all up to YOU after all, I dare you.

The Picto Box [A Legend of Zelda: WindWaker Fan Fiction: Link meets Lenzo.

Harro Shitty Wok, Take Odaa Pree? [A South Park Fan Fiction]: An adolecent Kyle Broflovski obtains a job at City Wok.

Pop Tarts [A Thor Fan Fiction: Thor introduces his guilty pleasure to Lady Sif and the Warriors Three.

Piece of Cake [A Super Smash Brothers Brawl Fan Fiction: One of the brawlers stole Falco's double chocolate fudge cake! But who could it be? Read on...if you DARE!

Pending Projects:

To The God of Mischief [An Avengers Fan Fiction: While being trapped in an Asgardian prison, Loki recieves a series of letters in regards to his past experience on Earth. Who will write to him? It's up to you, afterall.

Holy Big Macs [A Super Smash Brothers Brawl Fan Fiction: The Beautiful Mushroom Monarch and the hungry citizen of Dream Land go grab a few burgers. The aftermath? Switched bodies. Ahem...read on, if YOU dare!

Prepare For Trouble and Make it Double [A Scott Pilgrim Fan Fiction: Ramona Flowers dates Twins. At the same time. Will there be consequences? Of course.

Beauty and the Moblin [A Legend of Zelda Wind Waker Fan Fiction: Link tells his younger sister a bedtime story about a certain Moblin in love.

Chillin' Like A Villian [A Kick Ass Fanfiction: Five long years after Frank D' Amico's death; his son Christopher D' Amico swears revenge on Kick Ass and Hit Girl. Experiece D' Amico's pathetic attempt at being a super villian as he breaks the unbreakable rule of villains, don't EVER fall for the hero. ("I Will Avenge You, Father" Title Has Been Changed)

Forever and EverBound [An EarthBound 2/ Mother 3 FanFiction: After the banishment of the Pig Army, Nowhere Islands remain a Utopian Socialism as Mayor Pusher elevates to King. Lucas fears that Nowhere Island will go through the same fate it wen through six years ago. Only this time, King P will not RULE alone. Sequel to ForeverBound.

The Higher You Fly, The Harder You Fall [A Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword FanFiction: With each passing day, Zelda grows more addicted to Link. With each passing day, Link looses interest in Zelda. Or does he really? Could it be that the eyes can be decieving sometimes? Find out that things are not always what they seem...I Dare You.

Future Projects (Not in order)

Prince of the Anti-Force [ A Legend of Zelda:Twlight Princess FanFiction]

Beware of Detsville [An Animal Crossing Fanfiction]

TBA [A Pokemon Black and White FanFiction]

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It's Black and White by calypsoxsrx reviews
Black loves White and White loves Black, but the two don't know that. What's more is that there are other potential love interests for Black. Follow Black on his journey of love and pokemon. TouyaxTouko Chessshipping and JuniperxTouya
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,350 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko
Gideon: Rise to Power by 41Naf-Redips reviews
In this unoffcial prequel to the Scott Pilgrim series, see how the League of Evil Exes formed and look behind the mind of Gideon Gordon Graves!
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Gideon G.
Ramblings of a Pork King by VexVulpes reviews
A short drabble dipping into the thoughts of the self proclaimed King of Nowhere Islands. T for safety, onesided Porky/Ness, don't like then don't read
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Dominance by AmaranteX reviews
Before setting out for the museum in Stuttgart, Loki had just one thing to do before dominating the world. Dominating the world of a young woman. Loki/OC one shot - lemon/rape. Dark/OOC Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Love me by 13ssbbfan reviews
Ana wants Ninten to be her boyfriend, but he claims he needs time to think. With the help of Loid, Ana is determinded to help him make up his mind. But will their plan work or fail?
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Ana, Ninten - Complete
Complains To Kirby by firehose2011 reviews
JeTTa.Vroom.Vroom and firehose2011 COLLABORATION, yay! Popular enemies that have been slaughtered by Kirby in the past have had enough! Some finally agree to send letter complains to the fat little hero, what will Kirby's reply be?
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kirby
Little Miss Marshmallow by firehose2011 reviews
The back story of the creation of Little Miss Marshmallow.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012
Truth or Dare: Mother Edition by GenosAngel reviews
My first fanfic. It is basically just a Mother ToD fanfic. Rating is T just to be safe.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Rock and Roll Spicy by Nopeinator reviews
The Jealous Bass was never all that bad... He just needed companionship and friends... Follow him as he discovers in a day what it's like to have, then lose a friend... One-shot
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
A Swampy Affair by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a trainer finds herself nearly dying in her pool, it fell to her Swampert to save her. However, from that experience she begins to change her outlook on life. This includes love for a certain water Pokemon, but does he feel the same? PokeXHuman 18
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Swampert/Laglarge - Complete
The Area of Her Curves by rowdymouse reviews
While straightening up Porky's playroom in Thunder Tower, Li'l Miss Marshmallow meets a peculiar, time-traveling visitor. Something about him tweaks all her submission subroutines...
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jeff - Complete
jef an hiz dady go 2 prk! by fassiofassad reviews
WEwt!
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Jeff, Doctor Andronauts
Blueness by SchmEthan reviews
Krystal can't sleep. All the recent events that she had been through are cycling through her head, and she really needs to talk to someone about it. And who else should come to her aid than everyone's favourite blue pilot?
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Krystal, Falco L. - Complete
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To The God of Mischief reviews
While being trapped in an Asgardian prison, Loki recieves a series of letters in regards to his past experience on Earth. Who will write to him? It's up to you, afterall.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Loki
Chillin' Like A Villain reviews
Five long years after Frank D' Amico's death; his son Christopher D' Amico swears revenge on Kick Ass and Hit Girl.Experiece D' Amico's pathetic attempt at being a super villain as he breaks the unbreakable rule of villains, don't EVER fall for the hero.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Mindy M./Hit Girl
Prepare for Trouble and Make it Double reviews
Ramona Flowers dates Twins. At the same time. Will there be consequences? Of course.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Ramona F.
She Steals More Than Just Gems reviews
Jewelry isn't the only thing Selina Kyle's stealing tonight. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, J. Blake - Complete
Holy Big Macs reviews
For LLB and GSG's Body Switch Contest: The beautiful Mushroom monarch and the Hungry Citizen of Dream Land go grab a few burgers. The Aftermath? Switched bodies. Ahem...read on if YOU dare!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kirby, Peach
Beauty and the Moblin reviews
Link tells his younger sister a bedtime story about a certain Moblin in love.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
Forever and EverBound reviews
After banishment of the Pig Army, Nowhere Islands remain a Utopian Socialism as Mayor Pusher elevates to King. Lucas fears that Nowhere Island will go through the same fate it went through six years ago. Only this time, King P will not RULE alone.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lucas
Piece of Cake reviews
One of the brawlers stole Falco's double chocolate fudge cake! But who could it be?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Falco L. - Complete
The Higher You Fly, The Harder You Fall reviews
With each passing day, Zelda grows more addicted to Link. With each passing day, Link looses more interest in Zelda. Or does he really? Could it be that the eyes can be decieving sometimes? Find out that things are not always what they seem...I Dare You!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Link, Zelda
Pop Tarts reviews
Thor introduces his guilty pleasure to Lady Sif and the Warriors Three.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Thor - Complete
Harro Shitty Wok, Take Odaa Pree? reviews
An adolecent Kyle Broflovski obtains a job at City Wok.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
The Picto Box reviews
Link meets Lenzo.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Link
Moblin's Letter reviews
Maggie the richest girl in Windfall writes a love letter to the man or Moblin of her dreams, Moe. Will he reply? What will be his reaction? It's all up to YOU after all, I dare you.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
Hot Spicy Enchiladas reviews
All was normal for Peach Toadstool at Final Destination High School, typical high school dramas, romances, and friendships. Until one day Peach and friends recieve a deadly threat. Would high school drama really be a reason to kill? Read on...if you dare
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Peach - Complete
0h S0 Depressing reviews
The 0h-s0 Snake was not always 0h-S0 Evil. Read on, if you dare.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Rope Snake - Complete
Artistic Know Nothing reviews
An inside look at the tear jerking tragedy that snatched away our beloved conductor, Mr. Passion. A true musical talent. Read on, if you dare.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
ForeverBound reviews
After banishing the evil Giygas, things were thought to be calmer around Eagleland, right? Wrong. Accompany Ness and friends in this terrifying experience as they witnesses bloody murders firsthand. Who could have provoked them? I dare you to find out.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Jeff, Paula - Complete