As embarrassing as it is to say this, I have yet to actually write anything for this site and I've been on it... at least a couple years. Yikes. I keep telling myself that I'll eventually upload something, but even though I have some ideas, I have yet to develop the patience to actually sit down and write them.
Someday I will. Maybe this summer...
Until then, I'll just read everything you genius people have written down. And seriously, there are some crazy talented people on this site, who put some published authors to shame. :)
btw yes, i am actually ron swanson