KittyNakoji
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Joined 04-21-03, id: 373278
Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Haunting Ground.

I do what I like and I like what I do. I regret nothing!

No, I will not write you stuff. GFTO. (It's because I'm a lazy bum, shh. I seriously heart you all)

--As a consolation, here's a can of tuna- I mean other stuff I write for--

Current RPs

- Luxord (Kingdom Hearts 2), Daniella (Haunting Ground/Demento): Landel's Redux community.livejournal.com/landels_redux/

- Luxord (Kingdom Hearts 2): The Dressing Room community.livejournal.com/thedressingroom/

Former RPs

- Cynthia Velasquez (Silent Hill 4): Silent Hill 4: Post Mortem games.groups.yahoo.com/group/sh4pm/

- Overlord Zetta (Makai Kingdom), Testament (Guilty Gear X2): STFUniversity community.livejournal.com/stfuniversity/

- Testament (Guilty Gear X2), Luxord (Kingdom Hearts 2): Paixao community.livejournal.com/paixaorpg/

Currently Applying

- No one: I'm lazy. :D

Oh, and if I seems I'm bashing a character, I'm not. Seriously, I love all of them to bits - I'm just sadistic. D: NEVER TAKE ANYTHING I WRITE SERIOUSLY, I SWEAR I DON'T BITE

Drop me a line if you wanna ask questions or talk about something, I'm normally never busy.

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Passion by silver-kin reviews
He wanted to be, even without a heart. At first, his cards were all he needed. But when those were longer be enough, he found something else that was. LuxordXigbar
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,097 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
Crimson Butterfly Gone Bad by Iridescent Hope reviews
Mayu tells her side of the story. Warning: Makes no sense and OOCs all characters. But hey, it's all good fun!
Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/27/2004
Thirteen Degrees of Separation by Miiko Ashida reviews
Things are all coming together, but not necessarily in a good way. Roxas wishes he didn't know all these people, Axel wants the voices to stop telling him to break small children's crayons, and Luxord just wants to have a normal day for once. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Lost Heart Chronicles by Unborn Lord Xion reviews
Organization XIII. A group of Nobodies, of Hearts lost to Darkness. Six fell in pride and knowledge one fell for love. But what of the others? New: VIII, Flames. Swept away by fire and pride, the eigth heart is consumed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Saïx, Axel
Disorganization by Esse reviews
They have an objective. Now all they need is venture capital, a bit of luck — and a better plan than panhandling. All good things must come to an end: So too all things mediocre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,446 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Mary Sue Murders by Part-Time Robot reviews
Formerly "A Late Night Visit." Johnny meets various Mary Sues, and shows them why they should not exist. Not for those who like JohnnyOC romances. [Rated R for language and heavy violence. Complete.]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Twisted Metal and Tall Top Hats by crazed spyromaniac reviews
Alice has been called back to Wonderland, and is amazed to find it exactly how it was when she first came there to save it. But now she has another person there with her. The person who is the key to Wonderland. Alice/ Jhonny the homicidal Maniac crossove
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/18/2002
Lavender Violet Rose SaraLee FionaDee Smith by J. Marguerite reviews
Too many Mary-Sues caused me to write this. This was never meant to be funny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2004
TV Light by Zarla reviews
Songfic to Arrow by Cheryl Wheeler. Feverish delusions late at night. NnyEdgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Juggernaut by Asuka reviews
A figure from Testament's past has a plan for a dire chess game that involves several pawns, Justice not the least of them. Chapter 7 added, after a long hiatus.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,973 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2002
Culmination by Croik reviews
After GGX2, Ky hunts down the origin of the Robo Kys, with help contains Yaoi, KyTestament
Guilty Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,042 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Ky Kiske, Testament - Complete
Emancipation by J. Marguerite reviews
One of the few DeviTenna fics on here, and on some major JTHM or IFS sites, Devi and Tenna go on some wild adventures involving minor food poisoning, alcohol, and Spooky. Finished.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003
Epiphany by EchidnaHazard reviews
An EffD-Boy shounen-ai, in response to a challenge that it could not be done. I respectfully disagreed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2003
The Joy of Life by EchidnaHazard reviews
Mister Eff is granted the wish of life after so long: So what does he intend to do with it?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2003
My Way by LittleMagenta reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- Johnny reflects on exactly what happens when he successfully “immortalizes the moment”.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Complete
I'm Going back to the Stars by Funeral for the Living reviews
My first fanfic! Zim's found out the Truth and commited suicide. Dib, who witnessed it, is forever changed, and has now dedicated his life to stopping pain. But how? PG13 for non-graphic knife deaths, mature angst, no love, and no cussing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,332 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
Desires Of The Mind by end-the-third reviews
WOOOHOOO! Chapter five is finally finally finally here! I think I've gone mad with joy and relief. Plus, I reloaded ALL the other chapters after I read them over and made a few changes. It felt a lot better to me afterward. a lot smoother now. RR me!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 12/12/2001
The Insanity We Call TV by Kippixin reviews
Dib and ZIM watch children's shows. Each chapter will be a different show. Updated! Chapter 2: Dora The ... Irken.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Moonchild10 reviews
*** One death, one broken relationship, two deep depressions, one bar. And one mistake that thrusts two characters into a situation they would never have imagined. *Story Is finished*
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
The JTHM Talk Show! Very Pointless! by Moonchild10 reviews
*** Comical nonsense! Q's and A's about characters, and humor! Learn about da people in JTHM & IFS! Episode 7 up now!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Middle by Lamia2 reviews
Renamed Snow Day. Updated Ch. 3, with Ch. 4. Part one of a three part story arc. This is the middle, where all things begin, and you will learn the beginning as we go along. The end will take care of itself.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003
Psyche by Zarla reviews
You make me so happy I want to kill myself. NnyEdgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Tempest Time Bomb by Leftomaniac reviews
:::It's FINISHED! Look inside for sequel information!::: A policeman, two more bodies, and some late night conversations. (Crosses over: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Willard/Carrie/Donnie Darko/Psycho/Dracula/Intensity)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003
Smooth Maniac by Moonchild10 reviews
A parody of 'Smooth Criminal', the JTHM way!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Moonchild10 reviews
Nny goes to the mall...will chaos take place?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2003
Enough to Stay by Sparkle Itamashii reviews
Happening during and after the seventh comic. Hopefully a satisfying explanation of anything that was left unexplained by the actual series. [OLD WRITING]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,893 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Complete
A Horribly Deformed Rendition by Spork Master G reviews
MY version of Blues Clues. What would REALLY happnen if it wasn't a "CHILDS" program.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2003
The Ghost Slips Away by OhCondensedEmily reviews
Nny catches and kills a butterfly, and comes to a conclusion. Then, Devi reacts. Only SLIGHTLY OOC...I promise...Based on a Weezer song
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 9/15/2002
SelfRealization by chimera child reviews
Johnny finds out who he really was and why he feels so hateful. JTHM/IZ crossover, but not what you think. 2ND CHAPPY UP, IT'S OVER, FOLKS!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003
One Last Breath by Moonchild10 reviews
Sometimes you don't realize how deeply you yearn for something 'till it's pulled away from your grasp, and it beomes too late........
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
Shiny Blades by Carrot3 reviews
Might be some of Nny's inner thoughts after the Devi incedent, I dunno. Grargh.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2003
I Can't Go Back Again by Moonchild10 reviews
A poem from Johnny's POV. Rated for more Johnnyness. The sequel to And I Love This.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2003
Winter Pains by Cinda 7 reviews
Nny is confronted by his younger-self and as the snow falls, he discovers more about his past. Really sad 'n stuff
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2002
When Boredom Strikes by The Absconding One reviews
What happens when boredom strikes one sanity challenged authoress? Nothing good, that's for sure. Watch, and be amazed as the cast of Invader Zim sings calypso! -R&R-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
Stoopid Stuff to do at Skool by Blue Whiplash reviews
Retarded things to do at Skool!! There's stuff from Johnny, a little Zim, and eventually there's gonna be some of everybody's favorite stick dude, Happy Noodle Boy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2002
Young Dib Membrane Took An Axe... by SilverRogue reviews
This story is mainly meant for those who read JTHM AND watch IZ. In it, Dib finally snaps. Rated for violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 4/11/2002
Johnny's Jolly Day Outside His House by BunnyGrrl reviews
The FINAL chapter. Busting at the seems with guest 'stars'... my good golly gosh, you'll have to read!! (R/R puh-leeeze)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002
Sensation by Lio reviews
Amazing what you think about, when you're lying on the floor with massive hemoraging...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2002
Tango with love by VerrucktTeufel reviews
Johnny desides to alter his destiny by requesting Devi for a second chance at love. It goes with "El Tango De Roxanne" by Ewan McGregor, very heart wrentching song. *sniff* Anywho, R&R
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2001
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19 2000 reviews
Without hearts, Luxord and Xigbar find the best thing is to exist while they can. [M for suggestiveness]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
Catalyst reviews
VII through XII were never scientists. They were never counting on such unfortunate events unfolding in their lives. But sometimes, it only takes one little push to drive a person into Darkness. [Pre KH, Orgcentric]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Luxord
Cards reviews
Cards never lie, and God, did he hate spades.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Luxord - Complete
Empty reviews
Daniella never could stand her own reflection.
Haunting Ground - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Ribbons reviews
For Marluxia, greed and control ties deeper than any love. [MarluxiaDemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Marluxia, Demyx - Complete
Time Travel reviews
If there was one thing Number X hated most of all...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Luxord - Complete