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HEADS up I am a very sarcastic person and its not because I try but because people just make it to easy

Name: Mentally-Deranged-4-Ever (yeah because I'm really going to tell you my name A) dont know you ...B) I dont know you and oh yeah did I mention I DON'T KNOW YOU )

Age: dose not concern you

What do you need to know about nothing just that I love reading fanfiction and that eventually I might make a Fanfic about: Twilight, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Vampire Diaries or Percy Jackson the Olympian hell I might even incorporate them all into one

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day when you get your own house i'm going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open, and mess with the thermostat!

What every person should live by

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'I need tampons!'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yoursef at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- if you don't ask no one can say no

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

- If trying fails cover up all evidence that you tried.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

Keha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

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Lily's Son by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione who ends up in Ravenclaw, Draco who enters into Slytherin, Neville to nobody's surprise is a Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 5,362 - Follows: 5,971 - Updated: 10/31/2022 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Haunted Jaded Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The wards around Privet Drive fall and Harry is taken. He is rescued and returns to Hogwarts a different man. It's time Harry shed his mask and became who he was always meant to be - a Slytherin. One that just might be able to win the war. Harry ends up finding the Founders Portrait what awaits to be learned? SLASHSS/HP MPREG Manipulative perverted Dumbledore YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 282,480 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 6,392 - Updated: 10/2/2020 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
New Twilight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry grew up in the Muggle world brought up by a nanny his parents hired. He's only seen his parents a few times and he knows they are ashamed of him. They move him further away to Forks. His siblings find out about him, and they are furious with their parents. Will they lose their remaining children? Harry learns what its like to love and with the Cullen's. DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 175,202 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011
Invisible by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has a twin, and everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. What will happen when Harry is pushed aside? Will he fight for a world that didn't want or care about him? Will Dumbledore or the Potter's grovel at his feet? What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that fateful Halloween night? Fourth year summer fling HP/VK! Primarily Snarry SS/HP! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 622,982 - Reviews: 11718 - Favs: 10,114 - Follows: 7,871 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 15,702 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 7547 - Favs: 11,192 - Follows: 6,915 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forever And Everything by BustersJezebel reviews
Remember when Stiles wrote that paper in his econ class on male circumcision? This story has been extrapolated from that scene. It is Sterek in full with lots of sex pre and post circumcision. And it's AU, no supernatural. If you don't know my writing it is explicit, so consider yourself warned. I have no ownership of Teen Wolf whatsoever.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,393 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] [Sheriff Stilinski, Peter H.] - Complete
A Rose Among Thorns by mario mm reviews
Iris Potter better known as the Girl-Who-Lived, the war had finally ended wanting to forget what happened she turned to a small town named Mystic Falls. She is creature with a past that goes back a thousand years that she doesn't even know.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 494,949 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Elijah, Klaus
Pretty Boy by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry runs from the wizarding world, after just two weeks at hogwarts aged 11. Running away and leaving behind the Dursley's and a manipulative Headmaster. He makes a life for himself, he was now just a normal man with no expectations heaped upon him. Then, at the age of nineteen help finds him in the form of Severus Snape or rather Harry helps him. SS/HP Slash good Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 165,570 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Can't Fight The Moonlight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry moves to Forks to be with his mother, he was just a normal boy until he meets the Cullen's and is bitten by James. Carlisle removes the venom from Harry but a dormant gene just awoken. Harry's great great grandfather was a vampire. Harry is a hybrid and they are unsure of what it could mean for Harry's future. Lily's is just as uncertain too. SLASH Lily/Severus Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,824 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Edward - Complete
A Different Moon by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry Potter was adopted and renamed Damon Gibbs all evidence went up in flames along with the orphanage months later. When his family move to Forks, his magic is forcefully unbound at the age of seventeen. He is then taught by the Headmaster Edmund of Dragon Academy. While learning magic he falls for a vampire Edward Cullen. Watch out Hogwarts -Damons back demanding answers!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 123,529 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
My Brothers Love by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry, Jamie and Godric are triplets. When Voldemort attacked it was Godric who was proclaimed the hero. Dumbledore got it wrong, it was Jamie and Harry who are the Children Who Lived. To make it worse Harry is sorted into Slytherin and are Parseltongues. They are disowned helped by Dumbledores interferance. Watch as they learn what's important in life Siblings, Friends & Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Human Elemental by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Three years have passed and things have changed a lot for Bella... After all she's not just a human... So what happens on the date of her 21st things change when someone brings a certain cowboy back in her life? JXB PXCh Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,931 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] [Charlotte, Peter] - Complete
Silent Light by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
After the final battle Harry is informed Sirius is alive he leaves at once for Forks wanting a normal life. His life isnt ever as simple as that and he should have realised. The Malfoy's come, he falls in love with a vampire and ends a war. Mpreg HP/EC HG/RW LL/NL DM/LC past BS/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,086 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Pieces Of A Puzzle by Stephycats7785 reviews
After Bella leaves Edward two months after Nessie is born, he is left to pick up the pieces. Will Leah Clearwater be able to help him put his family back together? Can he heal her pain in the process?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,661 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Leah, Edward - Complete
Going Dark by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry learns the true extent of the manipulation, including his own free will with potions. Thanks to Severus Snape he can truly become himself, he turns grey, neither Dark or Light who wins? slash SS/HP Mpreg Dark Dumbledore! Manip Herm/Ron/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,889 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darkest Night by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry, Luna, and Draco escape the wizarding world assumed to be dead After defeating Voldemort with no one after them and finally finding the freedom to be whom they want to be. Moving to the little town of Forks, Washington with Sirius, Remus and Teddy comes later. EC/HP LL/SC DM/AW RHC/EC AC/JWC Severus soon joins them and the fun begins. COMPLETED. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Complications of Demigods by Violet Vicky reviews
What if Harry Potter and Hermione Granger weren't born that? What if they were really the children of Greek Olympians? And what if they were more than simply demigods? Travel with our heroes as they discover life, love, and have a fun on the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 87 - Words: 113,515 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Seperated Twins by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Lily and James had twins! they run from them all? found years later powerful and smart and not at all how Dumbledore wanted them. Watch as Damon/Harry and Damien/Desmond take Hogwarts by storm. Defeat Voldemort and go back home. Sev/Damon Damien/tyler.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,851 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Moving On by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
HP/EC HG/RW SS/LM SB/RL Evil AD Harrys being forced to train, Herm & Ron find out and set to free him getting Snape involved. Much has changed, people have died will Harry survive to meet his destined mate Edward cullen in Forks? vamp story! slash warned!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Harry Potter & Loss Of Faith by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Kidnapped by Voldemort, rescued and learned he was pregnant with a vampire's child, Dumbledore wants it aborted only thing left for Harry to do was flee. After meeting Bella he goes to a place hardly on the map Forks while there he meets the Cullens. Will he survive the pregnancy? Slash mpreg EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 98,060 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Because You're Mine by Ms. Padfoot reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 611,455 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Has Alway's Known by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has always known Dumbledore is manipulative. He starts showing his true self! his Slytherin self! after being forced to Marry Severus Snape! eventually this will be his undoing. slash mlpreg. REPOSTS FINISHED ALL NEW CHAPTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm what back in time? by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
COMPLETED Harry ends up back in time, will he end up just like his father a bully? or will he be on the recieving side of his fathers pranks? will he see what his father truly was like? This is also edited by SlashySoultice R&R PLZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,808 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How It's Meant To Be by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
COMPLETE Ron and Hermione as well as the whole order is using him, his Relatives beat him, enoughs enough Harry snaps expecially when he finds out his father is alive and none other than Snape. He sets out to destroy voldemort for taking away his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 540 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fire and Blood reviews
My name, I don't know what my name is. What I do know is that if I want to get out of here, I was going to have to fight my way out. BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Bella, Jasper