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hobbies: blogging, fangirling, watching: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avengers, reading Harry Potter, Maximum Ride.
animals: two cats: Crap and Booger
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Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. I just realized when I read it on a profile.
i almost cried when i read the end of this
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the person telling you this.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."
"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."
"Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad."
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
A day without light is, well, night
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't good
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,itasca36,
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "
-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
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