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Basic Stuff About Myself

Name: Not Gonna tell You

Age: Ditto Above

Gender: M

Nationality: Australian (I'm Chinese, but my parents are Australian Citizens)

Current Residence: Somewhere in Hong Kong (Timezone GMT8)

Religion: Official Christian (reality Atheist)

Political Beliefs: Moderate Socialist, Conservative

Favourite Color: Black/Purple

Likes: Politics, Pizza, Pasta, Eagles, TV, Computer, Electronics, Science, Latin (Even though I don't know it)

Dislikes: People with a "Holier-Than-Thou" Attitude, retarded people, bitchy women, bitchy men.

Favourite Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Code Geass, Infinite Stratos, Bleach, Beelzebub, Fairy Tail

Favourite TV Series: Yes, Minister (and Prime Minister), The Thin Blue Line, Blackadder, The New Statesman (These were all made before I was born); and CSI: New York, Castle, and Boss (Japanese TV Series)

Favourite Books: Alex Rider Series, Maximum Ride Series

Stuff I Know About: Physics (Quantum), Chemistry, Biology (A Little), Law (A Little as Well), Military-Related Stuff, Sociology, Philosophy

Favourite Music: Classical

Favourite Songs: Viva La Vida- Coldplay

Favourite Quotes

You can Build a throne of Bayonets, but you cannot sit on it for long.- Boris Yeltsin

I Trust no One, Not even Myself.- Joseph Stalin

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.- Again Joseph Stalin

God's Up in His Heaven, All's Right with the World (and also the Popular Variation God's Up in His Heaven, All is Not Right with the World)- Neon Genesis Evangelion, NERV

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.- Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.- Charles de Gaulle

When writing advice to a minister always apply the safety catch. The three best safety catches are "If present trends continue," "Other things being equal," and "Unless the unforeseen happens." In politics, present trends rarely continue, other things are never equal, and the unforeseen always happens.- Sir Humphrey Appleby GCB,KBE,MVO,MA (Oxon)

Me on Me

(To be Updated)

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 176 - Words: 1,121,363 - Reviews: 23858 - Favs: 9,625 - Follows: 9,543 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ - Complete
Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 376,920 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
Shinji: Warrior of the Beast Fist by Dr. Exposition reviews
Shinji, at age 4, was left alone by his father for his teacher to pick up. However, his teacher never came. Instead, someone else did. Now 14, Shinji is back and not gonna take any crap from anyone no more. (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Crossover - Evangelion & Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,579 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/27/2020 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Shinji I.
The Summer the Stars Fell by Wixom reviews
Admiral Daimlon - A young man having just graduated from the Academy, is to become the proud owner of a freshly constructed base out in the Pacific. Unknown to him, however, his starter will be a rather unique individual. The war in the Pacific is heating up, and Daimlon will be thrown into the thick of the action. Will he be ready? Or will he fall victim to the Abyssal onslaught?
Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,357 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 3/13/2015 - OC, Jintsuu
Into the Fray by A.D. Fields reviews
Lelouch was happy living with his sister in Japan, far away from the royal family, until he is spotted, recognized, and forced back into the Imperial family. Will probably be LelouchxCornelia, cause I like those weird pairings. There may be laughs, there will be fighting, and there WILL be lemons! So...yeah...enjoy.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,613 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Lelouch L., Cornelia L.B.]
The Power of the European King by ulfark reviews
AU: After the assassination of his mother Lelouch plots his revenge. He can never move freely inside the empire, so he must escape to another country without becoming another political hostage. However only one place is opposed to Britannia and can actually do something about it and that's the EU! Tags: political and manipulative.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,620 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Leila M.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8935 - Favs: 9,950 - Follows: 9,265 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 9,707 - Follows: 9,358 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
ReTrial by KiaserKoh reviews
Sequal to 'The Spar'. Read the first to better understand the second. Again rated for Language/Themes/Situations. OOC, AxS, Maybe some comedy later. R&R
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,522 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12808 - Favs: 7,731 - Follows: 6,929 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Come Downstairs and Say Hello by wrathkitty reviews
With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,616 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Caroline, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Do the Dab by silversummerwords reviews
Spark of Team Instinct is not just any lovable idiot. He's a funny, dense and unbelievably cute idiot. To Blanche and Candela, keeping up with his daily antics is a challenge, a far greater challenge than just fighting for the top in Pokémon Go. Here's a fluffy story that is not just about catching Pokémon and fighting Gyms.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,444 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Candela, Blanche, Spark
Liar Liar: For the Love of Pie by Minute-Maid511 reviews
For justice, for honour (but mostly money), and for love… of pie. Liar Liar: For the Love of Pie—the companion piece. Spanning all genres including, but not limited to: Love, horror, tragedy, and, of course, abject humiliation.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Belated Battleship by Obssesed Nuker reviews
Abyssal forces have a stranglehold on mankind, and it's taking everything the combined naval and kanmusu forces of the world can to just to break even. USS New Jersey finds herself thrust into the middle of this world, but how much difference can one battleship do? Are you really waiting for an answer? The answer is a LOT. Seriously. She's a frigging BATTLESHIP.
Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 175 - Words: 509,007 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 10/23/2015
NGE: (Not) the End by Fyrstorm reviews
Another Eva AU. The Angels are late, the Eva series finally finished. Unfortunately, this doesn't mean life's any nicer to poor Shinji Ikari, thanks to terrifying monsters, semi-psychotic Brits, and countless other problems. Hopefully, this is as bad as it gets. Probably not. Contains sarcasm, bloody combat, liberal cussing, and awkward hormone stuff.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,947 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [Asuka L. S., Mari M.] [Shinji I., Rei A.]
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9829 - Favs: 10,544 - Follows: 8,029 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
You Are (Not) at Fault by MisterHalt reviews
Following Third Impact, Asuka Langley-Soryu is slowly coming to terms with her feelings for a certain boy - who has withdrawn so far into himself that she is the only thing still anchoring him to reality. The path to recovery will not be an easy one however, as an old threat rises anew.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,849 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 2/3/2016 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I.] - Complete
Futures Freak Me Out by hidinginplainsight reviews
Shinji and Asuka are college roommates, but will their fear of the potential consequences of a relationship stop them from taking the one chance they both so desperately want to take? COMPLETE
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Of Misplaced Devils and Unmeant Queens by yuuram2fangirl reviews
Chaos. War. Evil. These are the things that people generally say ruin the world. They are wrong. It is not chaos which ruins the world, but reforges it anew. War does not ruin the world, it opens up new possibilities. Evil does not ruin the world, it is what makes it tick. I wonder how will this.. New World fare, now that is houses a Demon Emperor, who no longer wants to hold back.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,056 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S.
Pieces of Forever by reenas-as reviews
Lelouch never intended to live into his brave new world, of that Kallen is certain. But since he has, they make the most of all the moments they can share together. Post-series, ignores the OVAs (and anything else that implies Lelouch actually died) - otherwise canon compliant. Lelouch x Kallen
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,066 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.] Suzaku K. - Complete
Code Geass: Monster Within by Blade8821 reviews
Rated M for the same reasons as my other fics. What would you do if you found yourself dropping into the world of Code Geass? Have as much fun as possible!... And try to keep a certain violet-eyed prince from screwing up too badly. We're going to embark on an adventure of action, thrills, intrigue, romance, hopefully with a few laughs along the way. Well? Whattaya waiting for?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Cecile C., OC
The Coalition Fleet- Fall of Darkness by Touhoufanatic reviews
A year has passed after the events that named the Coalition fleet, and it's members continue to live their lives and work toward their goals. but the news of an and admiralty board members death changed everything, and sets into motion things that none could have conceived. the Sequel to The Coalition Fleet
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,415 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Complete
You Forgave, and I Won't Forget by cgkm2099z reviews
This begins in the aftermath of Basic Sandwich. I started writing this (a year ago!) when it became known that season 6 wouldn't begin until mid-March, and needed something to keep me busy. The title comes from the song "I Will Wait" by Mumford and Sons.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,464 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jeff W., Annie E.] - Complete
Of Isolation by nomashawn reviews
Years of captivity and testing in Aperture have left Chell ill-equipped for life anywhere else. She isn't sure how to socialize or get what she needs. Yet true to her tenacity, Chell refuses to give up on figuring out life on the surface. / Rated M mostly for swearing, but there will be violence, mention of sex, and non-sexual nudity. There will be more chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,834 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015
Shinji - Reimagined Fate by Veleriphon reviews
Shinji Ikari holds the key to stopping the threat of extinction by the Angels. Everything is fair game: targets of opportunity, misdirection, and Total War. Survival is not guaranteed. You have (NOT) been warned.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Talk Show by Shadow At Midnight reviews
Euphemia's announcement of the SAZ doesn't go without unforeseen consequences. With an accident placing the Emperor in a coma Britannia is forced into a bind. Why does making peace with The Black Knights, even only temporarily, involve Zero getting his own late night talk show?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,207 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L., Sayoko S. - Complete
I Just Need A Bloody Battleship! by Demirari reviews
A Rear Admiral, an armada of destroyers and light cruisers, and a poor Inazuma. That is what makes up a certain naval base and it shall forever be like that as decreed by RNG-sama. However, sometimes, ambition and stubbornness pays off and you get things that normally won't be there. That is what a certain virgin is about to find out. God help him.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - OC, Inazuma
32 Pickup by Gunpowder Gelatine reviews
"Sometimes the only way to win is to flip over the board." "Lelouch, chess does not work that way." "It does the way I play it."
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,296 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Cornelia L.B.
Infinite Stratos: Resolve by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
Seeing his sister sacrifice so much for his sake, Ichika vows to grow stronger and protect her instead. His new found resolve will alter his life forever... "Tabane-nee… I have a request… Please teach me about the Infinite Stratos!" *Up for adoption*
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 146,740 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ichika O. - Complete
And Everything Goes Back To The Beginning by Amrywiol reviews
A first season AU where Annie does not join the study group. Content mostly T, perhaps some M in later chapters. Chapter 22 posted - now finished.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,250 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4828 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 4,992 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lelouch of the Senate by daytonanerd reviews
What better way to show off the genius that is Lelouch Lamperouge(Or whatever alias who chooses to go by) than in the US Senate? This is an AU of Code Geass, in the quasi modern day of the United States political scene. There is a small amount of House of Cards inspiration here. The plot will be... Different... Currently on hiatus, as I am having a bit of writer's block with this.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Trishula by CerberusTheHunter reviews
A little bit of common sense, a little less rigid characters, a little bit of pulp, and a lot more awesome goes into the world of Evangelion. Things start off even worse, get even worse, but end up a little better. Well, better than getting tang'd anyway. Action, Adventure, Romance, Hinduism... wait, what? Dark and trigger warnings throughout.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 167,472 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36588 - Favs: 29,188 - Follows: 21,266 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Proctor of the Twilight Empire by Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo reviews
After Japan fell, an embittered Lelouch used his cunning and influence to start building his army; restarting the Ashford Foundation, gathering the support of Kyoto, and finding allies in the downtrodden nations subjugated by Britannian Imperialism. But the Emperor is no fool; he knows Lelouch is behind the sudden rise of Ashford, and the dangerous attention they're gathering.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81,730 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., C.C., Kallen S.
Who'll Come A-Waltzing Matilda With Me? by Wellington99 reviews
After winning the championship, Ōarai finds themselves in a rut with no one to face against until a little known school from Australia asks them to come and participate in a tourny to draw more attention to them and keep the school open. Many surprises await the girls in the land down under, especially for one Reki-jo club member. Chapters will be published when they get published.
Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,439 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Anzu K., Erwin
Ichigo Lemon Collection by Austin4 reviews
Watch as Ichigo makes love to the various ladies of Bleach. PWP, harem. First chapter, Ichigo/Rangiku/Isane/Nemu.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto, Isane K., Nemu K.
Goldenrod: The final chapter of the Eureka Seven saga by Ken-Goh reviews
The conclusion of the Eureka Seven series.
Eureka Seven - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Complete
The Japanese Are Already Dead! by vetty123 reviews
Imagine...a world where Lelouch prevented the Massacre and changed everything! No Zero Requiem, no World Domination, and World Peace for All. A world where Euphemia is alive. How is this possible? See inside for more details. Pre-Season 2. Three-Shot. Euphemia/Suzaku, Cornelia/Guilford, implied Lelouch/C.C. NonIdiot!Lelouch. COMPLETE!
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Euphemia L.B., Suzaku K.] [Cornelia L.B., Gilbert G.P. G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 6,483 - Follows: 5,255 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Competitive Testing Initiative by Backward Compatible reviews
The most capable test subject Aperture Science has ever seen has been living on the surface for a couple of months, but it turns out that life is full of tests and merely completing them isn't always enough.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
In Pursuit of Bad Luck by Supreme Distraction reviews
Bad luck is purely coincidental. It can happen to anyone anywhere at any time and it can't be prevented any more than one can control the changing of the seasons. Jinx knows this to be all too true and, when her powers surge out of hand, finding a way to restore their balance becomes a little... chaotic.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,439 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Jinx, Raven] [Starfire, Robin] - Complete
His Actions (Original) by yesman55 reviews
Kallen Stadtfeld attends Ashford Academy. Life has become peaceful since the war, but when a Britannian prince transfers to her school, things get interesting. Kallen classifies him as a spoiled brat, but she catches the prince doing something...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,636 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Evangelion Rewrite by 546932 reviews
An aggressive, uncontrolled and almost self-destructive Shinji finally joins Nerv in order to defend against the angels. But he often confuses his aims of getting revenge and protecting the people close to him.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,352 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K.
You're My Curveball by LaxChick25 reviews
Life throws you curveballs. Sometimes you're already wound up and ready to take a swing. Other times you barely even know you're up to bat and the ball hits you so hard in the head you're not even sure where you are anymore. Maximum Ride was the curveball of my life. She was the curveball I wasn't even remotely prepared for. Fax. No Wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 142,922 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8080 - Favs: 17,817 - Follows: 10,693 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
EVA Sessions: The Human Cage by Gob Hobblin reviews
A boy wakes up on a mysterious island where people are numbers and children are tools built for sinister purpose. As he clashes with the intentions being set before him, he must fight to keep his identity while pursuing rumors of a rebel who calls himself the 'Free Man'...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,318 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012
Pizza Angels by roguespirit reviews
Oarai orders pizza from the Pizza Angels: a pizzeria operating out of a Zeppelin flying over the Pacific near Japan, but pilot Redab Salguod, who is delivering their large order, gets more than he bargained for when a rival flying pizzeria gets aggressive with their competition.
Crossover - Crimson Skies & Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Yukari A. - Complete
Growing To Success by MadsVega reviews
Max gets sent to "Grow to Success Academy" so she can learn to 'grow up' and how to 'raise a family'. Fang, and his brother were sent there from immaturity. She's a tough girl, and he's a cocky dude, and as a result, a mutual disliking towards each other. But guess what? They're spouses. - Adopted from Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute who adopted it from SSammy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Seven Devils by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
Some changes are made when She reawakens; new body, new look, same GLaDOS. The two discover things about themselves that weren't there before. When they learn to live under the same roof after Wheatley's takeover, things slowly start to change between them. They could never go back to the way it once was. - ChellDOS - M for reasons.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,490 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Days of Daze by Zalucard reviews
What would happen if Shinji found a new hobby?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,920 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I.
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Soaring of the Doukugan Ryu! Orimura Ichika! by Fangking2 reviews
Ichika was kidnapped at the age of ten. From there he had to kill 3 men to protect his sister. Now he is a hardened young man whose goal is to attain the title of the strongest. A swordsman, battle maniac, gang leader, and now a first male IS pilot.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 275,580 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O.
Code Geass: The Black Steel Prince of Britannia by Stanislas reviews
After Britannia's conquest of Japan, Lelouch decides to go back, in part for his sibling's sake. Will he try to save Britannia, or will he destroy it from the inside? Some OCCness, lots of OCs and swearing, and lots of changes. Enjoy!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,071 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Lelouch L., Zero
Red Angel and Blue Demon by Gamerof1458 reviews
The Orimura family have always had the worst luck. After a horrible childhood, Ichika finds himself now the world's first male pilot of the IS. Harem. Slight AU. Rating may go up due to violence and random craziness.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Ichika O.
Limbo by Wolf of Summer reviews
Zero Requiem went as planned...but Lelouch has to find his place in the afterlife. To do this, he's been sent back to Earth as a ghost.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Lelouch L. - Complete
White Knight by fujin of shadows reviews
What if Ichika's kidnapping turn out differently? What if he discovered his ability to pilot an I.S. early? What if he rescued somebody who had suffered the same fate has him? One change, one discovery, one meeting, will change the course of his life. Warning heavy Incest, don't read if you are uncomfortable with those kinds of materials.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,514 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichika O.
Starry, Starry Night by dogsrplayful reviews
Fang and Max slip out in the middle of the night to show their love for one another. Lemons, Max/Fang. Reviews, please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Fang, Max
Green Silk and Golden Orbs by mxngo reviews
C.C. is a lazy and gluttonous girl who only cares for pizza. And Lelouch is the man that may fall for her, ahem, charms. C.C. x Lelouch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,283 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Initial Perturbation by Despite reviews
Chapter 26 - the story has finally reached it's stable point after Asuka's Initial Pertubation back on the Over the Rainbow.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,236 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
How I Can Move On When I Still In Love With You by My Bitchest Romance reviews
Oga love Hilda. it's never ever changes
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Fallen by Sketched Hero reviews
AU. Fax. Partial-human. Maximum Ride is a teenager with the unfortunate luck to run into life-threatening situations. With her father, Jeb, moving her all over the States, she finally ends up in San Diego, where she meets her Guardian Angel, Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Six Paths by EternalKnight219 reviews
Code Geass x Naruto x-over. What would happen if instead of Geass, Lelouch had the Rinnegan from Naruto? Lelouch x ?. Could possible be rated M in the future. Possible Rewrite.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Lelouch L.
Harry Potter and Teammates by Tsukune08 reviews
This is my take on the fourth year and what should have happened in an ideal Harry world to reward him for his shitty life. Give it a look and tell me what you think. HP/AJ/AS/KB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,016 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Angelina J.
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
PsychoHunter by pheonixspike reviews
Author's note included in last segment about the future of this work and others. It's coming back!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Shinji I.
Hands Where I Can See Them by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 81,366 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Avenging Angels by Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
The Love of Fighting and Fighters by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
Maximum Ride: a black belt with a quick temper and an even quicker tongue. Fang Riley: a street fighter nicknamed Shadow, and known for his deadly silence. Put them together and you have one heck of a story. FAX. No wings. Continued by me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Valkyria's Redemption by Dark-Warrior100 reviews
What if Selvaria had realized that Maximilian did not care for her, and joined Gallia after being convinced by Squad 7 and a certain imperial tank commander? Will she be able to fight against the man she once loved, or will her emotions prevent her?
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,069 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Selvaria B.
Vicissitudes by Parsat reviews
Vicissitudes: The natural changes and mutations of daily life visible in nature and human affairs. These are the events that unite the Gunther family under Welkin and Alicia.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010
Peace Breaks Out by Parsat reviews
From the Gallian declaration of peace to a happy marriage, the year after the Second Europan War would be the busiest and happiest year of Welkin and Alicia's lives.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Welkin G., Alicia M.
Short Ero Stories from Code Geass by C.C. Loves Lemons reviews
A collection of one-shot orgies from Code Geass. Contains lots of hot lemons, yuri, lolis, and some half/brother, half/sister royal incest. Read at your own peril.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,506 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 4,392 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Falling For You by Taralynn10 reviews
Richard Grayson is the most handsome, popular guy at UCLA who was a player through and through. But what happens when he meets a girl he can't have? & what happens when this girl finds out his most precious secret, maybe she has one of her own.. R&SF 4EV
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Robin, Starfire
Valkyria Chronicles: Lone Wulf by Runty Grunty reviews
-DISCONTINUED- After failing to protect Isara at the Battle of Marberry, Marina Wulfstan is thrust into the darkest days of the war, and of her life. This chronicles her war story as the infamous Ghost of Gallia... CHAPTER 10 IS UP!
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 147,918 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Marina W., Catherine oH.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 12,090 - Follows: 11,055 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
FAITH: Archangel in Disguise 2 by T-Bones158 reviews
The sequel to AiD is Finally here! Faith and Phoenix are teens and enjoying life. But changes and hard choices are coming their way. Please enjoy the Fanix and Faxness. oh...don't forget to enjoy the Drama.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Fang, Max
21st Century Breakdown by Canadino reviews
World War Two was a long four years. This is their story. Well, I just wanna see the light!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Foundations' Resolve by Stephen Collings reviews
Set immediately after Foundation and Earth. With characters introduced in the Second Trilogy, Gaia must decide how to respond to Daneel and his story. And the Foundations head again toward conflict, this time with permanent consequences for the galaxy.
Foundation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56,726 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Ride On, Valkyria by OneirosTheWriter reviews
Faith, fire and fury in Gallia. Follow the Militia through the terror and anxiety. Rated M for what you would expect. Dedicated to some of the unexplored aspects and characters of the game.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Child of Eva by Terror of The Azure Flame reviews
Takes place after episode 20. Shinji has just returned from being absorbed by Eva 01 but with drastic changes. Story is in the progress of a rework so please read and review.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,259 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Scent of Your Destiny: Blood Moon by Andrew Hildreth reviews
All new story. Sequel to Scent of Your Destiny. Another Andrew Hildreth adventure. On hold until further notice.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rei A.
Commanding Lightning by FalselyTrue reviews
In a futuristic vision, Max learns that she will cause the Flock's deaths. In an attempt to prevent it, she attempts suicide...and fails. Three years later, she commands a special team for a company called Xeti. When the flock joins, all heck turns loose!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,114 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Max - Complete
Metroid: Unifying Paths by Quentix Starwing reviews
An Epilogue, I finally finished it! To those who had wanted to see it, here it is
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
South Pole by chittychittybangbang16 reviews
Dick and Kory are complete opposites. He's going places, and she's not. He has to give up everything for her. Will love ruin everything for both of them? Business and Pleasure shouldn't cross & Opposites don't always attract.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,336 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Overlord Shinji by MadHat886 reviews
Shinji, Asuka, Mari, and Rei find themselves in a strange new world and Shinji is the new overlord of the castle they find themselves in. Base on Overlord the game. Harem Fic
Crossover - Evangelion & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
A Glass of Wine by 94saturn reviews
This is a story about Asuka & Shinji learning about them selves and falling in love. There is lime and lemon content scattered throughout the story so follow the warnings. At last Ch-22!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,236 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Heroes of Evangelion: An Iron Will by Krahae reviews
An NGE – Iron Man story. When it finally looks like Shinji can begin atoning for NERV's mistakes, he's again thrust into the fray, an unwilling hero against an enemy with a familiar face, and his own tools at their fingertips. Some MGS elements. AU.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,191 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Shinji I., Mana K.
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 4,894 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Scent of Your Destiny by Andrew Hildreth reviews
My first Shinji/Misato fic. It was fun to write. Hope you all enjoy! Rated M for language, sexual content, and some graphic violence. Many thanks to orionpax09 for his ideas! It's broken 60K! I'm speechless!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,185 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Warfare by doRodrigo reviews
After a swift decision and a huge inheritance Harry wage war the muggle way against Voldemort. Now the Dark Tosser is going to learn that muggles can teach wizard something about real power. Abandoned...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,647 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
The Mighty Titan by Adamant Eve aka anna-neko reviews
Space Cargo Guarding was getting old for Robin. He loved space, but surely there were better things to look forward to than getting to the other side of the stargate. Man-oh-man, was he right...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 167,894 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004
Path to Tamaran by Adamant Eve aka anna-neko reviews
In this sequel to "Guiding Star", Starfire comes face to face with her past, forcing her to come to grips with the possibilities of the future. Robin and Starfire test the strength of their love in this tale that spans the Titan-verse.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 150,151 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Where Her Softness Lies by GX reviews
Shinji has changed, but only a little. It was a small change, one that could only be seen by someone that knew him well. It was something that would bring about even greater changes in the people around him.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2004
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Wings of the Seraphim by AN Seranov reviews
When a young boy decides to use the powers he is gifted with to protect those he cares for, will he change the future for the better? Time can only tell... [Important Note up.]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
The Best Laid Plans by Ryoma reviews
Who will Shinji end up with, Asuka, Rei or Hikari? And who was the mastermind behind this elaborate scheme?...FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP !!!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,282 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 10/5/2001