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Joined 02-17-12, id: 3733760, Profile Updated: 12-28-15
Author has written 11 stories for Fate/stay night, Parodies and Spoofs, White Wolf, Sekirei, Familiar of Zero, and Girl Genius.

Not much to be said really. I actually don't really care for the physical act of writing, but I like the end result, so I do it anyway. I don't have a set schedule, I just write whenever I can.

--ANNOUNCEMENTS--

The First Dawn is dormant to cut down on my active fics.

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Story I am currently working on:

A Soul of Fire (till it's done)

Fic Ideas That I Don't Have the Time/Skill/Sanity to Do

Agent Emiya: Secure. Contain. Protect.

FSN/SCP Foundation

After sacrificing Sakura to save hundreds of lives, Shirou Emiya has embraced his father's path, wandering the world to save as many lives as he can by whatever means necessarily. To some, his cold weighing of lives may seem harsh and unthinkable. However, to one origination which protects mankind from the things which pervert reality, he's just what their looking for.

Notes: Because the one thing the Nausverse needed was MORE HORROR.

Of Fairies and Birds

Durarara/Sekirei

MBI has just open their new headquarters in Ikebukuro, but business isn't the only thing they've brought to the district. Adding to mess already there, the various residents now have to deal with being bonded to a bunch of alien females in a battle royal.

Notes: SO. MANY. CHARACTERS.

Shizuo Gets a Harem of Alien Space Babes

Durarara/Sekirei

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Notes: I think having a bunch of women who will love Shizuo unconditionally which he doesn't have to worry about hurting will be good for the man.

Haruhi May Cry

Haruhi/Devil May Cry 3

When a strange tower erupts in the middle of the city, it's up to the resident demon slayer to put a stop to it. Unfortunately, she's a hyperactive, borderline sociopathic teenage girl. Face palms will abound.

Notes:

Haruhi = Dante (obviously)

Kyon = Lady (Just replace the short shorts with pants and you're good to go)

Yuki = Vergil (Don't ask why she looks nothing like Haruhi if they're supposed to be twins; Just smile and nod)

Adult Mikuru = Arkham (For scheming)

Teen Mikuru = Jester (Distracts everyone with the moeblob)

Itsuki = Navi (...I ran out of characters.)

I don't need a reason!

Fate/Grail Files

FSN/Dresden Files

Things were looking down for Harry Dresden, what with the being shot and dying and all that. However, rather than getting some much needed rest, the next thing he knows he's standing in front of some jerk who's telling him to get the holy grail for him or something. The universe must really have it out for him...

Notes: Try not to think about the fact that the magic systems and mythologies are completely different... Just smile and nod. Most likely, a Wizard (Zelretch) did it.

Fantasies of a War

FFVII/ FSN

It has been 80 years since the cataclysmic event which reshaped the world. A meteor impact cracked open the world and let a new energy flow forth from it, mutating the ecosystem to one filled with monsters. This combined with the devastation caused by the impart itself, is was small wonder that the Shin-ra Energy Corporation came out on top when they found a way to process this new energy, dubbed Mako, and offer some stability to the world. Not many know that The Impact happened to coincide with the 3rd Holy Grail War, and even fewer think the two are connected. All Shriou Emiya knows is that he's close to achieving his dream of joining Shin-ra's super solider program LINER. However, a fateful reunion at a Mako plant might change that.

Notes: This is an idea I brainstormed between myself and F-14 Tomcat Lover.

Number One Hyperactive Knucklehead Ninja

Naruto

Power is not what makes a hero. Take away a true hero's power and they will carry on regardless, for it is there will that make's them strong. Plus being the crazist, most unpredictable ninja this side of the Elemental Nations doesn't hurt either.

Notes: This would be a story where Naruto never became the Kyubbi's container, and never got all the massive power that came with it. However, he still wouldn't take all the crap happening in the world lying down.

Holy Grail High

FSN

What happen's when you take a bunch of Heroic Spirits from the Throne of Heroes, turn them into teenagers, and make them go to high school together? With Zelretch as the principle? Terror and Hilarity ensues, that's what.

Notes: Basically Clone High, except with Servants. It will be silly.

Between the Heart and Soul

Kingdom Hearts/Exalted

Long has Creation been broken. Long have the pieces remained separate, now worlds unto themselves within the sea of warring Chaos and Oblivion. But that is changing, and the Darkness is coming. It is time for those chosen of the Light and Sun to walk the worlds once more.

Notes: It will take some work, but I think I can merge the mythologies of the two settings into something magical.

Agatha Shepard and The Reapers from Darkspace

Girl Genius/Mass Effect

After years of Sparks fighting for dominance, Humanity has finally taken to the stars and found the wonders of the ancient technology left for them. However, there are not the only inheritors, and an uneasy tension sits between them and the other species of the galaxy who find their methods and technology too extreme. Things take a turn for the worse when a human colony goes dark and Agatha Shepard, First Class Engineer-Commander of the Sol Empire Astrofleet is sent in to fix the problem.

Notes: Agatha will be a composite character in this fic. Also, I should probably get around to writing something that has the real Agatha at some point.

Titans of Creation

Teen Titans/Exalted

Aliens. Wizards. Mutants. Robots. Demons. The Teen Titans had seen it all by this point, as the life of a superhero tended to show the stranger parts of the world. Even when a portal to another dimension opened up in Jump City it was hardly anything new. However, none of them expected just what role they were about to be Chosen for...

Notes: I'll be using the animated version of the charters as those were my favorite. Not too much to say other than I hand the idea to take a five man band I liked and make them Exalts to see what happens.

Of Wizzards and Giant Robots

Discworld/Evangelion

The Lady, as was wont to be, was bored and poking around the multiverse for something interesting when she found a dreadful place. No sense of the proper way things were supposed to work, far to much depression and navel gazing. However, she found a boy that remind her much of one of her favorite pawns... maybe something interesting could come of this.

Notes: I'll admit, this came entirely from the idea of having Vetinari and Gendo mentally square off against each other.

A Different Kind of Thaumaturgy

Discworld/FSN

It was the oldest story in the book. Dying boy runs in library to avoid massive fire. Boy meets simian librarian who happened to be strolling by that universe to save some books. Librarian takes boy back to university filled with men in pointy hats. Boy goes back to his universe some time later, having some opinions on how the local wizards were using magic. Of course, which story from which book is another matter entirely.

Note: This is mostly so I can have Wizard/Shirou drive Rin nuts about how magic is supposed to work.

Pandora's Patron Saint

Saint's Row/Borderlands

Being the Emperor of an alien empire is a lot of work, and the Boss decided he need vacation. Time Travel was fun and all, but the Saints had kinda plumed the depths of human history (and mucked it up a bit). So, what about the the future? Kinize said a bunch complicated techno stuff, the Boss did it anyway, and now he's stuck on some backwater planet 3000 years in the future.

Note:s It seems really probable that the Saint's Row verse turned into the Borderlands verse. It would be a shame if these two forms of madness never interceded.

I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION! EXPLOSIONS?!

Familiar of Zero/ Borderlands

THE ANSWER IS OF COURSE YES.

Notes: Honestly, I'm kinda surprised no one's done this yet.

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Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 241,080 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 3,416 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 354,313 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 978,144 - Reviews: 5520 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 69 - Words: 758,361 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 3/12/2012
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 554,571 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 885,965 - Reviews: 6886 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 5,547 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 651,565 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 108 - Words: 199,506 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
From Across the Throne of Heroes by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. The Holy Grail has become corrupted… controlled by the Evils of the World but there is enough of its Core, of her original self, that retains, that remembers… That all rules are made to be broken… So let us witness the wondrous fractures of the Kaleidoscope…
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,414 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Assassin
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 72 - Words: 308,063 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Eighth, the Dragoon by Arrixam reviews
Through tragedy, Issei awakened a power which places him as a Predator, one of the most dominant beings on the planet. As the Eighth, he must defend the planet from a force beyond his current means. Ideals clash, blood is shed, and hearts are broken in his struggle to protect those he loves most dear. But he can do it. He has become Y Ddraig Goch. (Slight AU, OP Issei, OCs inside)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 388,811 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Fate:Stay Away by The Infamous Man reviews
Ten years after the chaotic events of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Fifth begins. This time eight Masters come together to fight for the Holy Grail. However, due to the meddling of a bored evil spirit, seven Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting. Sequel to Fate:Zero Sense!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,122 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32983 - Favs: 20,327 - Follows: 16,181 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guilty Sparks by General Rage reviews
Fleeing from the glassing of Reach in the belly of the Pillar of the Autumn, the crew of the SR-2 Normandy find themselves stranded with their UNSC allies on a strange Forerunner constructed ring world called Halo with the Covenant hunting them. But Halo holds a secret, one deadlier than both the Covenant and Reapers combined... and it's hungry.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 890,038 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Throne of Shirou by Arrixam reviews
From across Time/Space, legends from the age of Fanfiction Net come together to engage once more in the Fifth Holy Grail War. All is not as it seems as the Shirous of various works must band together to stop a force beyond their current means. But let it be known they are not alone. For they hail from the nexus above and beyond, the Throne of Shirou!
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 211,179 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 10/11/2013
The Familiars of Zero by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,163 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Louise, OC - Complete
Link: Mage of Fairy Tail by Tenrousha reviews
After his defeat, Ganondorf attempts to drag Link into the dimension of his banishment with him. Link retaliates, but the result sends him hurling through dimensions to land in Earthland.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 203,861 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Link
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,949 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013
Evangelion: Age of Marvels by Chuckman reviews
In a time before time, the ones who made us cast judgement upon Man, making our cradle our prison. Beset from all sides by sinister forces that crave suffering and domination, humanity is on its own, save for a path to salvation left behind by forces unknown, and the last gift of a long-lost race of gods, a key for earth's mightiest heroes to unlock the sky... if they be worthy.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 260,078 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Shinji I., Hikari H., Ritsuko A., Asuka L. S.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
A Green Sun Illuminates the Void by EarthScorpion reviews
Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,223 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Louise - Complete
Glorious Shotgun Princess: Journeyman by Gregg Landsman reviews
Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.
Crossover - White Wolf & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,392 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013
Suzumiya Haruhi no Index by Hyakimaru reviews
After discovering the existence of a place named ‘Academy City’, the SOS brigade have to deal with an unlucky transfer student… one that might just destroy the universe if they're not careful.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,747 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8551 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Polyphemus by Chuckman reviews
Last night I dreamed I was an Evangelion. Or am I an Evangelion, dreaming that I am a man?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,925 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Ritsuko A.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
FateBlack Reflection by Nameless Flame Wielder reviews
With Aizen's plans foiled in Karakura, Ichigo and his friends are called to investigate strange happenings in nearby Fuyuki City. Hang on, what the heck are Magi? And who's that woman who's calling Ichigo "Master?" AU after chapter 389 of BLEACH
Crossover - Bleach & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 271,488 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Rider
Steadfast by Bard Linn reviews
An alternate universe of Gabriel Blessing's In Flight. "We promised to stand beside you. Do not push us away now." [Diverges after chapter 38, Rin, Saber, Shirou centric.] (Indefinite hiatus, check bio for info)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,317 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Saber, Rin T.
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Happy Riniversary by Moczo reviews
Post-UBW Good. Rin Tohsaka's first ever anniversary is rapidly approaching, and she has a few big problems. First, how does one get an anniversary present for the King of Knights? Second, if one's chosen present is stolen by one's evil rival from Finland, how far should one go to get it back?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Rin T. - Complete
The Passing Lily by Sage of Eyes reviews
A Saber Lily Origin Story, Discretion advised. Oneshot.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5651 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
The Crisis of Infinite Shinjis by Chuckman reviews
A single moment of despair births parallel infinities. So long as the sun, moon, and stars exist, we will endure. So long as there is one more breath to be taken, there is always hope. The absolute enemy is coming, and Shinji Ikari must assemble the greatest force of heroes the universe has ever seen to prevent the destruction of everything that ever was or ever will be.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 145,305 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
Sick Time by Moczo reviews
Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Archer, Rin T. - Complete
Unlucky Star by Fukou da reviews
The bro adventures of bros doing bro things.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,796 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010
Fate:Zero Sense by The Infamous Man reviews
In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,266 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Waver V. - Complete
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
When There Was a Tomorrow by General Rage reviews
Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 630,924 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (M) - Complete
Soul's Light by Chengar Qordath reviews
It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,822 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shinji I., H. Dresden
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
Delta Force Go by Asha'man of Fire reviews
On one lazy day, a group of Tokiwadai girls decide to try and pick a fight with the Delta Force. How will the three respond?
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
A certain sister first date by Hyakimaru reviews
Misaka Imouto requests the help of her sisters in one of the most complicated and dangerous mission they have ever faced… her first date with Touma.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/6/2010 - [Misaka 10032, Tōma K.] - Complete
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 711 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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Saint of Zero reviews
The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Saint George, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Siesta
Agatha Emiya and the Fifth Holy Grail War reviews
Agatha Emiya was looking forward to ending her last year in high school and going off to college to earn those degrees in Physics and Engineering. However, all is not well in the city of Fuyuki, and for the girl with the wondrous and mystifying inventions, this means trouble. There's some kind of secret war starting among shady individuals using... magic? How unscientific.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,819 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Saber, Agatha H.
Birth By Fire reviews
Shirou Kotomine was found by his adopted father the day of the Fuyuki City Fire, and trained under the priest for 10 years to follow in his footsteps as an Executor. Still, Shirou never really trusts the man, and the bleakness of the hidden world of magic does little to help is worldview. When the Holy Grail Chose him for the next war, Fire will beget more Fire.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,117 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Rin T., Sakura M., Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa
A Soul of Fire reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 272,640 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa, No. 01/Miya A., No. 06/Homura - Complete
The First Dawn reviews
It had been 5 years since the 5th Holy Grail War ended, and things were going fairly well for the trio of Shirou, Rin and Saber. Living in London and studying at the Clock Tower, the three had made a nice life for themselves. But when an Apostle hunt goes wrong and Shirou finds himself on the brink of death, he is Chosen by Sol Invictus.
Crossover - White Wolf & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,417 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T.
Birds of a Feather reviews
All Uzume wanted was to be with Chiho. If that meant doing Higa's dirty work, then she was fine with that. No one else who had to make such a choice would understand. An so, the Cloth Sekirei was alone. That is, until a certain red headed young man walked into her life. This was originality an omake for In Flight by Gabriel Blessing.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,094 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 10/Uzume - Complete
Omakes of In Flight from SatireSwift reviews
A number of Random omakes I made for Gabriel Blessing's fanfiction In Flight. Mostly humorous, straying into crack and drama when I feel like it.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,016 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
In Flight Gaiden: Playing with Tropes reviews
An alternate continuation of Gabriel Blessing's fanfic In Flight. After Shirou discovers the website known as TVTropes, things start to get weird for him and his flock with the arrival of a rather unexpected man, courtesy of Zelretch...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,336 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Fate Ment: War of the Bridges reviews
Within the cup of the Holy Grail, Angra Mainyu became tired of waiting and tried to summon an even greater evil to destroy mankind already. It... didn't exactly go as planned as the thing he summons 'assimilates' him. Now the Fifth Grail war is gone to be fielded by a bunch of maggots with questionable sanity.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/25/2013
In Flight Gaiden: A New Dawn reviews
An alternate continuation of In Flight by Gabriel Blessing. Zelretch had just fled from the world of Creation, taking with him a shard of a Solar Exaltation. However, the moment he try's to look at it, it chooses Shirou Emiya to become a Lawbringer. How will he handle being given potential greater than gods? And just what followed the Kaleidoscope from Creation?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shirō E.
Unlimited Trope Works reviews
The Fifth Grail War has begun, and Shirou Emiya has found himself dragged into it. Little do the other players know, the young man is not just a master, but also a troper. They never knew what hit them.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Shirō E.