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Author has written 2 stories for Angel, and Summerland.
Stuff about me:

Name: Allison/Ally, or some people on this site call me Adriana since my old username here was Adriana3.

Hobbies: Gymnastics (yes it IS a sport; i'd like to see YOU do a backflip without falling on your head!), reading, writing, reviewing, talking, having fun, babysitting...stuff like that.

Interests: Many many many many things. I like, of course, all of my, i also like RP (RolePlay) sites...they're fun...

Top Favorite TV shows in no particular order except Angel is #1

~Buffy the Vampire Slayer
~The Days
~Boy Meets World
~South Park ((that show ROCKS!))

Random things that might make you laugh or at least smile (I got these from some people's profile's and e-mails i've recieved and stuff like that):

~Only in America……..can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
~Only in America……….are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!
~Only in America……… drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!
~Only in America……….to people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and then a diet coke!
~Only in America……….do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter!
~Only in America………do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and then put useless junk in the garage!
~Only in America…… we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
~Only in America…… we buy hotdogs in packages of 10 and then buns in packs of 8! (The Canadians have discovered the DOZEN!)
~Only in America………do we use the word politics to describe the process so well: "poli" meaning many in Latin and "tics" being blood sucking creatures!
~Only in America……….do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

Ever wonder why the sun lightens your hair but darken your body? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to go to start? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Well why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do the call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed trough stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
~On a Sear hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
~On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside. ( The shoplifter's special?)
~On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions- Use like regular soap". (And how would that be?)
~On some frozen foods: serving suggestions- defrost before serving.(but it's just a suggestion)
~On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down! (Well duh…it's a little late!)
~On On Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (…..and you thought?……..)
~On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. ( But won't that save me time?)
~On Children's cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off the highway!)
~On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning- may cause drowsiness! (……and I'm taking this why?………)
~On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to where?)
~On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for other use. (Now, will somebody out there please tell me what that might be?)
~On Sunsbury"s Peanuts: Warning-contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)
~On and American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions- Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe uh… Delta!)
~On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I don't blame the company for this one. I blame the parents)
~On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (…was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Favorite Quotes of the Moment:
-If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
-If love isn't a game, then how come there are so many players?
-I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
-Live isn't like a Burger King, you can't always have it your way.
-When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.
-Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.
-I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.
-Never kiss by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't!
-Sometimes fires don't go out when you're done playing with them.
-I get plenty of excersise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
-Family is like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts.
-Never frown, even when you're sad, cuz you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
-I would give up chocolates, but I'm no quitter.
-Destiny is something people made up when they didn't have the strength to fathom their fortune.
-Silence is golden... but yelling is fun!
-Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
-I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
-Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.
-Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
-You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.
-A clean desk is always a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
-The grass ain't much greener on the other side if the neighbors don't take care of thier lawn!
-Everyone brightens a room. Some by walking in, others by walking out.
-Trust is believing in what you see and hoping in what you don't.
-Being popular isn't always right and doing right isn't always popular.
-Bob: But mom! All my friends are doing it!
Bob's Mom: If you friends jumped off of a building, would you?
Bob: Yes, because then there would be padding for when I landed!
-One time I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
-One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.
-If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
-I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
-SLACKERS UNITE! ...Tomorrow.
-Eagels may soar but weasels don't get caught in jet engins

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE (i saw this one on a when i was going on a field trip. it was on a church sign): Life is unpredictable. Eat dessert first.

Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.

Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.

Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.

Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.

Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.

Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.

Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.

Geniophobia- Fear of chins.

Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.

Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.

Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.

Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.

Linonophobia- Fear of string.

Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.

Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.

Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.

Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.

Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.

Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.

Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.

Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized.

Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.

Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
~ she tripped over a cordless phone
~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.'
~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
~she sold the car for gas money.
~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
~ when she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Weird Things You Would Never Know:

1.Butterflies taste with their feet.
2. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
3. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
4. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
5. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
6. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
7.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
8. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
9. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
10. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
11. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
12. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. ((although this isn't true. my friend shelby can. it's scary!))
13. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
14. A snail can sleep for three years.
15. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
16. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
17. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!
18. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
19. All polar bears are left handed.
20. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
21. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
22. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
23."Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
24. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
25. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
26. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
27. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
28. Almost everyone who reads these facts will try to lick their elbow.

You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you!

Alrighty then, peoples, that's all! hope you enjoyed it!

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Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews
DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Sanitarium by HollyH reviews
“There are no such things as Deatheaters, Harry,” Ron solemnly said. “It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,130 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Harry P.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6479 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seasons Change by Atypicall reviews
A tragic accident threatens to tear the house apart. Jay and Bradin centric, but has everyone.
Summerland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004
Never Enough by C-chan96 reviews
You go through life with a smile on your face; everyone’s got a mask to hide their inequities. Let’s face it, no one wants the world to know about his or her imperfections. Sometimes it slips through...You’ll never be enough. [Charlie Angst] [COMPLETE]
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
Shattered Glass by C-chan96 reviews
When an unexpected visit from his father turns Charlie's world upside down, problems worse than his father's plan to move him away surface. Before long the ability to trust fades, and he finds himself pushing away the only ones who can save him.[COMPLETE]
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 248,067 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Growing Pains by RRyanForever reviews
One stupid mistake and a few misunderstood words result in chaos when Bradin believes he is no longer welcome in his aunt's California home. Complete.
Summerland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Welcome to Breaktown by your-xx-illusion reviews
Ever since Bradin’s parents died he hasn’t been enjoying life. When he stumbles into someone, will he realize what he’s got before it’s gone, or let the corruption of depression and teenage years rule his life?
Summerland - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
One Way Ticket by C-chan96 reviews
When Charlie makes a life-altering decision, it throws everyone's world out of balance. Now he's faced with the chance to go back to the home he left. Will he embrace it, or push it away?
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,947 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003
If Only, If Only by LiL Grim PyroManiac reviews
9 J.D. girls are sent to CGL. If you can't guess there's romance! Better Summary in prologue! R&R! Flames allowed!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
You and I by Gohan Hug reviews
Virna, John, and Cory all reflect on Shawn's growth and changes through the years. (Different writing style than normal) One Shot.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Complete
This House Is Not My Home by januarysblu reviews
After spending the best year of his life with Mr. Turner, Shawn's father returns and wants him back. Torn between the two Shawn must make the biggest decision of his young life, will he do the right thing?
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,639 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Dedication Page by Anything But Ordinary reviews
Shawn hasn't spoken to any of his friends in years and now he has written a book based on his life. What are his friends reactions? Chapter 5 now up. There's a reunion. Sorry it took me so long.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002
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What You Can Handle reviews
NEXT CH UP, 3! When Ava, Susanna, and Jay are ruled unfit guardians by the court of law, Bradin, Niki, and Derrick are forced to move in with their grandfather's brother and his wife in Ohio. Can they adapt to getting torn apart from the people they love
Summerland - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
What I Want to Know reviews
What would happen if Connor's sister found out the truth about him and the demon side of the world? Would she be able to accept it? Would she tell?
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004