Kashan
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Joined 02-18-12, id: 3735028, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Luigi's Mansion, Mario, Gravity Falls, and Toy Story.

There's three of us and I assure you, we're not ten, just highly perverted.

8==D-- DICK DAYZ


ATTENTION: WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT THESE STORIES ARE WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE AND SHOULD IN NO WAY BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. ALSO, THEY ARE WRITTEN AT AROUND 1 IN THE MORNING TO PROVIDE THE WORST POSSIBLE PLOT AND STORYLINE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


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You Got A Friend In Me reviews
Andy is coming home from college and his toys can't wait to throw him the biggest surprise party ever! One that may be his last but is sure to be one he'll never forget...;) R&R
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Andy D. - Complete
Adventure Time with Finn and His Hoes 2: Adventure into Sexuality reviews
Continuing after the tragedy of Finn's dick burning, Finn tries to adapt to his new life without a dick while Jake and Flame Princess must pass sexual trials to get him a new one.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Finn, Flame Princess
Adventure Time with Finn and His Hoes: Ghetto Edition reviews
Enjoy the first Finn and His Hoes translated into this beautiful ghetto edition! After his number one hoe commits tha illest betrayal, Finn goes on a adventure ta find a freshly smoked up prostitute.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Finn, Jake - Complete
The Gravity Falls AF Trilogy reviews
Based on the episode 'Double Dipper', in Part 1 the characters of Gravity Falls get down and dirty in the Mystery Shack, following in Part 2, they continue their dirty adventure in jail, and Part 3 soon to cum! R&R or Dipper will get u.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Dipper P., Soos, Wendy, Robbie
Adventure Time with Finn and His Hoes reviews
After his number one hoe commits the ultimate betrayal, Finn goes on an adventure to find a new prostitute.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Finn, Jake - Complete
Mario the Super Pimp reviews
Mario goes pimpin'.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Luigi's Playboy Mansion reviews
The unrelated side story to Mario the Super Pimp. There's a mansion and they have sex in it but you should read it anyway.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Harry Pothead reviews
so far there are books one and two up. enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rubeus H.