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Author has written 6 stories for Once Upon a Time.

Hola! This is BlooperLover! So, I highly doubt anyone's actually reading this page, but I'm gonna put some stuff on here anyways!

Disclaimer: I don't own any quotes I use on this page!

Favorite Movies:

Les Miserables

Anythign MARVEL

Pirates of the Caribbean

Sherlock Holmes


Lord of the Rings

Edward Scissorhands

Princess Bride

Favorite TV Series:

Doctor Who




Criminal Minds

Favorite Actors:

Benedict Cumberbatch

David Tennant

Peter Capaldi

Matt Smith

Robert Downey Jr.

Johnny Depp

Favorite Bands/Artists:

Home Free


Billy Joel


If you think Iron Man is, by far, the best Avenger, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you think that Will is a whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a heck of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am a chocolate lover! (put it on yer profile if you r)

If you like Luigi better than Mario, put this on ur profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (copy and paste this in ur profile if you are a Pirate!).

If you know that PIRATES are indeed better than ninjas, please copy. (No offense to Ninja people out there)

If you love, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

So I think I'm done now...

Anyway Goodbye! Adios! See ya! Hasta luego! Auf wiedersehen!

Live long & prosper! Adieu! Adieu! Parting is such sweet sorrow!

You will always remember this as the day that you read Blooper...Lover's... Profile!!!!

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Storybrooke's Sherwood Forest reviews
"Rob? That's a naughty word; we never rob! We just simply borrow a bit from those who can afford it!" "Borrow? Boy, are we in debt!" -Disney's Robin Hood
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Emma S., Henry Mills
Why You Shouldn't Eat Ice Cream After Midnight reviews
"Get some ice cream," he said. "It will be fun," he said. And thus their adventure began…. Two friends are sucked into an awful-smelling purple vortex and transported to Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2012
Jewels of the Crown reviews
Long ago, before the ogre wars, before Frederick was turned to gold, before Snow's stepmother planned on killing her… Princesses Abigail and Belle were friends.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Princess Abigail/Kathryn N.
Sometimes reviews
I want someone to hurt, like the way I hurt. It's sick but it makes me feel better.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Now That It's Over, I Just Want To Hold Her reviews
A Rumbelle songfic to Lucy, by Skillet.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
A Dangerous Thing reviews
"Love..." he let out a laugh. "Such a dangerous thing..." Implied Rumpel/Belle Snow/Charming
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete