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Author has written 16 stories for Maid Sama!, Naruto, Hakuōki/薄桜鬼, Magico/マギコ, Fairy Tail, and Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー.

Hello unknown person who is reading my profile!

Yes, I'm talking to you. Y-O-U. You! Who read this! . . . Finally! *hands up in the air* I didn't think you would believe me.

My username is TheGirlWithNoIQ, my real name isn't important.

I suck in English so my stories will have spelling mistakes... Hopefully not too many...:P

I love romance anime/manga/books/movies so maybe you can give me some tips!?


A little bit about myself:

Name: Unknown

Age: Try to guess!!!

Gender: Female (Look at my username... du-uh)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, sleeping...(I'm a lazy ass XD)

Favorite artist/band: My Chemical Romance, Black Tide, Lady Gaga, Stone Sour, Sugarcult, Panic! At The Disco, Lil Wayne, Eminem, Papa Roach, DIAURA, MoNoLith, The Gazette, DIR EN GREY, ScReW, SuG, Miyavi, P!NK, Breaking Benjamin, Girugamesh, Dead By April, Asking Alexandria, GOLDEN BOMBER, Malrun, Bullet For My Valentine...etc...(Have a lot of favorites)

Favorite manga: Dengeki Daisy, Magico, Say I Love You, AAA, Lost in London, Koukou Debut, I Love HS, Do You Want To Try, Beast Master, Midnight Secretary, The Undertaker (a hilarious one-shot. Seriously, I recommend you to read it!), Boyfriend, Koibana! Koseiyo Hanabi, Blood Lad, Annarasumanara, Delinquent Lesson, Private Prince...

Favorite Anime: Karneval, Naruto, Bleach, Ao No Exorcist, Kuroshitsuji, D.Gray Man, Maid-sama, Hakuouki, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Hyouka, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Skip Beat, Darker than Black, Durarara!!!, Shingeki no Kyojin, Lovely Complex, Diabolik Lovers...

Favorite books: True Blood, the Night Huntress, House of Night (sometimes), Just Listen, Perfect Chemistry and the other two, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Me Before You... Norwegian book named 'Novemberbarn', or 'Novemberchild' in English

Favorite authors: Kyousuke Motomi, Jojo Moyes and Patrick Rothfuss!

Enough about me, baby!


LEVI IS AWESOME!!! FAIRY TAIL IS AWESOME!!! DENGEKI DAISY IS AWESOME!!! MAGICO IS AWESOME!!! GAREKI IS HOT!!!


Okay...(sweat drop) ...and then some random stuffs...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you ever said you loved a manga/anime character and meant it, copy and paste; arigato!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agree) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), Raiton Dragon (Pakistan), AndThenBurnTheAshes (USA), TheGirlWithNoIQ (Norway)

Enough about that!


The reason why I have so many Hinata fics (Don't believe me, scroll down to my favorite stories..look and faint of my craziness..)

I don't really know why I have so many favorite stories there she's the main character... She's my favorite female Naruto-character, and I love her personality... But I'm not a fangirl, (hopefully)...:p


Funny/Favorite Quotes:

"... You're an honest girl. And you don't have money? Poor thing. I guess there's nothing we can do about it...is that what you thought I'd say?! People are not that nice in the real world, STUPID! If you don't have money, pay with your body!"
- Kurosaki to Teru after she had broken a window (Dengeki Daisy)

"I'm not a pervert...I'm a super pervert!" -Jiraiya to Naruto (Naruto..du-uh)

"I am going to kill you dead!" -From a western/zombie game called 'Red Dead Redemption'

"UM, Kurosaki-san, are you okay? I see the look of death appearing on your face..." - Hasegawa to Kurosaki after asking him a question regarding to love... (Dengeki Daisy)

"If you die now, I'm going to kill you in the afterlife" - Okita Souji in a fanfic (Hakuouki)

"I have a needle and I'm not afraid to use it..." a guy in a manga I once read. (Chicken Cutlet Princess)


JUST some random stuff because I'm bored:

List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

1. Hidan

2. Deidara

3. Sasori

4. Itachi

5. Naruto

6. Jiraiya

7. Kisame

8. Shikamaru

9. Pein

10. Tobi

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

(Hidan) I would first have sent him an evil glare, then ask him a question Hidan-style: 'What the fu*k is your problem!'

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Sasori) I would scream, throw some clay at him (Don't ask me why clay is there in the first place..) and yell: 'Deidara, Sasori stole your clay!' Then laugh evily when I hear Deidara say: 'Katsu!'

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Itachi/Pein) 'Please let me out of this nightmare!'

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Naruto) Him...Dinner!? Never gonna happen, he would have taken me to Ichiraku instead.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(Jiraiya) I would yell at him: 'Don't stare at my bikini, Pervert!'

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Kisame) I would have passed out...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Shikamaru) 'Next time, don't call a pregnant lady during childbirth troublesome...Moron'

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Pein) '...I'm going to steal your piercings...!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Tobi) Yell after him when he passes by: 'Tobi is a bad boy!'

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Deidara) Call Kakuzu and begg him to pay the hospital-bills... and when it doesn't work jump on a clay-bird and fly away...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Sasori) Gives me a little do- 'puppet! Sasori, stop glaring at me!'

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Itachi) Take the fire away, du-uh!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Naruto) Run to Ichiraku's

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Tobi/Hidan) Say a lot of profanaties and yell that he should marry me instead! (Only in my dreams...I know...sigh)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Kisame) Give me sushi and tell me that Samehada likes me...

You give 1 your house-keys, leaves for a vacation and when you come home your house is on fire. What does 1 do?

(Hidan) Laugh his crazy laugh and tell me the sacrifice went well...Then scream like a little girl when I run after him with a chainsaw..O.o...

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

(Jiraiya) I would run after both him and Hidan...

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

(Shikamaru) 'For Gods sake, don't call them troublesome on first date!'

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Sasori/Itachi) Am thinking that I don't wanna know, then get a nosebleed when I DO think...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Hidan/Jiraiya) I don't hope so, but in my head I hope..(because of my perverted mind...)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Deidara/Pein) 'Sasori, don't put drugs in Deidara's drink!'

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Sasori) Well, since his parents is puppets I guess so..:P

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Itachi/Pein) It means Sasori should get less free-time...

Would 2 trust 5?

(Deidara/Naruto) I don't think so...:P But seriously, who would trust someone who tries to kill you?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Pein/Jiraiya) Depends... but I guess so, remember Jiraiya likes every kind of women..

7 won the lottery?

(Kisame) Free sushi to everyone!

8 had quite a big secret?

(Shikamaru) He's actually not lazy! He use to run together with Lee and Gai early in the morning with the green jumpsuit on...! LOL, try to imagine...!!!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Itachi/Tobi) I don't think he's so bored...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

(Naruto/Hidan) I don't have a clue... I don't wanna know either...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

(Hidan/Tobi) I don't think it was an accident...


My (curently) top five favorite completed fanfictions:

1; Captive by The Akatsuki Wolf

2; 39 point 948 by Kieren

3; Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna

4; Die! Die! Let down your hair! by Shin-Hana

5; Innocence by Airanke

My (curently) top five favorite ongoing fanfictions:

1; Demon Dance by grainsofsand

2; The Sexual Misadventures of Levi-Heichou by xXxHoneyRosexXx

3; Kismet by Witherwolf

4; Weenie In A Bottle by Im-the-fang-to-your-bang

5; Solid Steel by NekoErza


Incomplete stories:

Love Will Leave A Mark: chapter 8 is up! Chapter 9 will be up soon I think. :D


- Bye my sweet and lovely Dude!!

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Light and Dark by fyd818 reviews
:Prequel to "Shadows": When Uchiha Itachi leaves his village and everything he's ever known behind, it's to follow his duty to another village, which he's sure he can never call home. Sabaku Temari finds something familiar about Suna's newest ninja, but who is he - and why does he drive her crazy at every turn? :Itachi x Temari:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,229 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Itachi U., Temari]
Him by Titanic-fanatic reviews
Levi x OC. Heidi Kirschmann's first day in the Survey Corps brings with it a face that was long buried in her past. What unfolds as a result? A plan to join Levi's infamous Unit going from bad to worse to somewhere very complicated and definitely not appropriate. Nothing could prepare her for what was to come.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,396 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/11 - Levi, OC
Wallbreakers Redux by ScriptForPeace reviews
As one exasperated officer once said, "The war don't matter one fig. Falling In Love is the big doodah around here." And exercise in nonrestraint, potatoes, and everyone except the idiot down the road.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/18 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Sasha B., Levi - Complete
Codes and Keys by lunarism reviews
In Magnolia's slums, Fairy Tail works to protect civilians from a corrupt police force, and behind the mess of crime and justice something even more sinister is stirring. But Levy McGarden, the crux of Fairy Tail's intelligence system, has another problem to deal with. And this problem drives a motorcycle. Modern day AU, rated M for language and sexual content.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Twisted by Cheating Death reviews
Fifteen years after witnessing her parents' murder, Hinata cares only about finding those who had destroyed her life and exacting her revenge. She wanted those men dead for what they had done. However, she never imagined that she would fall for a certain silver-haired man along the way. A man who enjoyed killing others for his own pleasure... M for swearing, violence, and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,611 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 123 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
Kismet by Witherwolf reviews
Medical students Sasori and Deidara are similar in so many ways that it's frightening, but even they have their respective problems which sometimes make life seem unberable. Their meeting is almost like a God-sent chance to rectify their lives. They can either help each other or potentially destroy each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,357 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
His eyes so blue by wodolay reviews
He had just wanted to get a closer look of the man, get to hear his voice from a closer distance. What he had not expected was for the man to turn around and look him in the eyes. They were a light blue, icy and cold. They reminded him of the days when the air was too cold to break the surface of the water, freezing the water on his skin and in his hair. Mermaid!AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
How to Piss off the Naruto Cast! by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
A series of unfortunate events that the poor cast is put through...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/3/2012
Enchanting by Holly-Batali reviews
College AU. She saw him at a glance across campus; somehow it escalated from there to tutoring, coffee, pizza and autopsies (though not necessarily in that order). Rivetra (LevixPetra).
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/9 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Common Delinquents by ProbablySatan reviews
Au. A world of gangs and violence isn't something Hinata Hyuga is accustomed to...then again, she's not accustomed to two powerful gang members being attracted to her either. SasuHinaDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 136,835 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U., Deidara
Night of Memories of Two Great Shinobi by the Composcreator reviews
Naruto has to be @ the Mount for Sage business before the trip to island. So, Tsunade orders for one last night of drinks and party for all the ninja's. Hinata just happened to find a scroll storing possesions of the 4th and his wife. Naruhina talk added. For Adoption!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Pivot by Blight Purged reviews
AU. When Gaara is admitted to a psychiatric ward, he just wants to be left alone. But others come, trying to "fix" him. Only one catches his immediate attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,659 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Gaara
Small by Serys reviews
Previously a one-shot - now stretched into a small story. - Gajeel knew that there would come a day when the knowledge of Levy's vast intellect and ability to decipher ancient languages would travel to the wrong person. Now they must face against a Dark Guild who have their sights set on Levy all the while dealing with the feelings they carry for each other.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Misinterpreting by himitsuni reviews
Karoku has woken up and his injuries have healed as Nai came to see him everyday. Gareki got jealous and decided to play a little prank on him.
Karneval/カーニヴァル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12 - Nai, Gareki, Karoku - Complete
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Chiaroscuro by Thinkette reviews
Meet Levy McGarden: an aspiring painter with a major case of artist's block. Enter Gajeel Redfox: all around rascal and rulebreaker without a care in the world. "It would be so much easier to draw him if he was in front of me...not just in my mind." AU GaLe and NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,139 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
The Sexual Misadventures of Levi-Heichou by xXxHoneyRosexXx reviews
The Survey corps are offered a large sum of money to fund their expeditions from the Gottlieb family, but in return they demand their daughter be privately taught how to become a skilled soldier by the corps top member. Already in quite the bind for money the offer is accepted, and a certain corporal is put to the task of whipping this high standing citizen into shape.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,204 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/5 - Levi, OC
Grave Visiting by CanYouHearTheVoices reviews
Several years after the loss of his best friend, Yogi pays a small visit to his grave. [Based on a RP prompt from tumblr. "My muse has been dead for years. On the anniversary of their death, your muse goes to visit their grave. What do they say?" Warning for character death, obviously.]
Karneval/カーニヴァル - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Yogi, Gareki - Complete
If I Knew by TeeBeMe reviews
"Jesus, I'll call him Daddy all night long if he wants," I grinned cheekily, licking my bottom lip. Sakura snorted into her coffee, eyes wide. "Xin, I really don't think that's appropriate to say in front of the children," She reminded me. A tale of how I used my cousin's daughter to get a date with the redheaded sexy and single Dad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Gaara, OC] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Captive by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
You spend your life waiting to be bought, because in the Slave Trade that's really all your life is about, working. You pray your new owner is nicer than the last. But when Amaya; a teenager who's spent her life in a cage, is purchased by Hidan of the Akatsuki, she's pretty sure she'd rather the devil had bought her instead, as she's thrust into this heaven and h*ll.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,418 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hidan, OC - Complete
Facetious by startscribbling12 reviews
"He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. I don't know how to feel right now."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Poor girl by RainaValentinexx reviews
Hinata Hyuga. Bullied. Shy. Plain. New girl. Gaara no Sabuku. Infamous. Rich. Killer. Gang leader. When Gaara wants something, he gets it.Hinata is no exception. Gang wars. Crazed fangirls. Kidnapping. Fights. Kisses. Guns. Sigh, and Hinata is in the middle of it all. Poor girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,244 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Knight In Shining Blood Stains by RainaValentinexx reviews
When you're dating the most lethal gang leader in Konoha, things aren't always easy. Especially with said bipolar gang leader being a socially awkward, oblivious guy with an Internet dependency, psychotic fangirls team up with murderous enemies, kidnappings, carnage, competing gangs want you dead, shootouts and worst of all, couples' quarrels. Sigh. Poor girl! (Sequel to PG)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Off to the Races by JessaBaby1313 reviews
Hinata's plans are ruined when she's kidnapped by Master Gaara, who's past as a slave for Orochimaru has taught him all too well the meaning of cruelty & passion. Now staying with the Dom & her kidnapper, Hinata isn't sure if she can deal with his past, give him her future, & hide her growing feelings for him. (See 1st Chapter for Continued -Detailed- Summery)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,361 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara, Orochimaru, Shukaku
Final Stage by xCeceVolumex reviews
AU. Ever since Teru's brother went missing, she's relied on his friend DAISY for his indirect help. Now, however, she's in trouble and needs a tangible bodyguard. Enter Kurosaki, who's been watching over her from afar. RATED FOR A REASON
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - T. Kurosaki, Teru K.
Demon Dance by grainsofsand reviews
In order to appease the emperor of demons, and to save their village, the elders of Konoha offer him his choice of maidens. By chance or fate, an angel is thrown at his feet. Now the question is if she is saved or damned. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,001 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Something More by looneytails reviews
Most of the time, Natsu saw Lucy as his best friend. But there were some moments in which he couldn't help but think that she might be something… more. Moving in for the winter probably wasn't a very good idea, either. Especially when winter turns into spring.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,641 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Elevenses by forthrightly reviews
She's an officer and a lady. He's an assassin and a gentleman. A collection of moments that bring them close to something like friendship... and closer to something like love. Misaki Kirihara x November 11.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - M. Kirihara, November 11
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Entertainment by expectancy reviews
When Levy McGarden discovers that Fairy Tail's Iron Dragon Slayer has major difficulties with reading, writing and recognizing basic language features, she takes on the challenge of teaching him, certainly for more than entertainment purposes. [Rated T for Gajeel's colorful vocabulary]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Would You Quit Annoying Me? by Hazel Roses reviews
Irritating the characters is quite entertaining. Telling Kakashi there is a new Make Out book, putting dog food in Kiba's meals, stealing Tsunade's alcohol. Or maybe putting Moon Sand in Deidara's clay. Hidn sure would be angry if he couldn't find his rosary. It's too much fun to handle. This is the real way how to annoy the characters. Rating varies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Can't Die Here by SagishiKaneko reviews
You die
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Levi, OC - Complete
Head Over Feet by snappers reviews
You've already won me over in spite of me. And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet. Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are. I couldn't help it. It's all your fault... POV chapters. Lots of swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,254 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
he takes a breath (within the breeze) by seireeii reviews
She sees a man bearing the weight of the sky upon his shoulders. — Levi, Sasha. Implied Connie/Sasha.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Levi, Sasha B., Connie S. - Complete
Club Akatsuki by Celtic Water Spirit reviews
Club Akatsuki, a speakeasy in a dreadful town where mobsters of the highest caliber reside and tend to wealthy customers with more than a little secret business. What happens when the weapons engineer, Sasori, meets a captivating sniper out to kill him, and the blackjack dealer, Itachi Uchiha, is approached by a beautiful grifter out to rob him? (1930s AU) Itachi/OC and Sasori/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Fairy High by kurisu313 reviews
AU High School fic. A tale of the Football players and Cheerleaders of Fairy High as they go through the struggles of being hormonal teenagers while dealing with the outside pressures of Phantom High and others.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,492 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Team Natsu, Bacchus
Peach of My Eye by Wild Rhov reviews
AU. A visual kei band, The Dragon Slayers, "accidentally" steal lyrics written by Levy, and the song becomes a hit, "Peach of My Eye." Now Levy has to confront the famous musicians. She gets far more than she bartered for when the guitarist Gajeel sets his sights on her and wants her as their lyricist, and Sting seems attracted to her best friend Lucy. All lyrics by Rhov.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Lucy H., Sting E.] - Complete
Out of the Dark by JadedRen reviews
Naruto leaves the village in the middle of the night, giving up on being anything other than what the villagers have classified him as. Eight years later Hinata is rescued by the most wanted assassin in every nation. This mysterious man is determined to keep her at arms length while ensuring her safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,708 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Prince Alarming and Short White by Darksknight reviews
Written for Unattainable Dreams' First Kiss Prompt Challenge contest. (Prompt words: bite, hair, seven.) "Yeah..." Swallowing, she meekly rushed out, "You never broke the spell!"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] - Complete
10 Kisses by Missus Carlikins reviews
A collection of kisses. [GaLe; Drabble Collection]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] - Complete
Tide by Lionus reviews
An ordinary cafe on the boardwalk was all they really needed.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Hard Liquor by Miss Mungoe reviews
AU set in the Magnolia-version of New York during the 1920s Prohibition. Hired as the personal bodyguard of a deprived heiress with more sass than size, Gajeel Redfox soon finds himself in over his head. And in a world of hostile takeovers, bootleggers and speakeasies, two prejudiced individuals learn that getting along is about as easy as drinking in public. – GaLe, some NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,308 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Of Knock Knock Jokes And Smeared Lipstick by RainaValentinexx reviews
In which a socially awkward and oblivious kazekage attempts to woo a certain bluenette with horrible jokes and terrible pick-up lines. Hinata clicked her tongue, "You sure have a weird way of flirting." Gaara rose the-area-where-his-right-eyebrow-would-be-if-he-ha d-a-right-eyebrow, "Is it working?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Puppet by GaleSynch reviews
In the end, she was still a puppet unable to live without her master. How pathetic. SasorixOC. 15/100.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Sasori, OC] - Complete
War on Literature by Its'Noelle'not'Nole'5327 reviews
Sometimes Gajeel liked books. Sometimes Gajeel loathed them. Sometimes Gajeel wanted to chuck a book across the room just to get a certain bookworm's attention.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
At The Rock Show by Phoenix089 reviews
When she agreed to come with Lucy to this concert, Levy hadn't known what to expect. Certainly not to end up thoroughly enjoying herself, she'd just come along to meet this boyfriend of Lucy's after all. But, the last thing Levy had ever expected of the night, was to develop an interest in the pierced, and slightly alarming, guitarist Gajeel. Rockstar AU. Gajevy, NaLu and Gruvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R., Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Stone Walls by Ghostess with the Mostess reviews
After moving from her home in Kiri, Yuna is experiencing some problems. She has to get used to this odd, crazy woman who is her grandmother, deal with going to a new school where she knows no one, keep contact with her best friends back in Kiri and deal with a slowly building relationship with one of the local rebels. All while fighting her inner shy side. Fun? Probably not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Gaara
Kaminari to Mizu by deadly-chronicles reviews
Refusing Naruto's offer to stay in the village after the war, Uchiha Sasuke became a traveler and had been travelling for two long years seeking for a new purpose in life. He thought life had been relatively peaceful, until he bumped into one Hyuuga Hinata, dressed in a torn kimono and bleeding badly. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,777 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Teach Me by Assassin Ninja Spy reviews
Ezio x OC apprentice/novice fic, it's going to be long, so buckle up if you decide to read it . Don't want to give anything away. M for language and Ezio smexy goodness. If you don't like OCs, don't click. Very simple solution. (Please just skip ahead to the author's note, after chapter 17)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ezio A., Apprentice - Complete
Facebook's Ninja Community by satiric-pandas reviews
A very thick mixture of insanity, empathy, and enough sexual tension to feed a village for thirty days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Rising Band: Akatsuki! by A Ravens Dream reviews
Deidara's dream of being on stage is coming true! He meets the boy of his dreams and plays with the newest, hottest band: Akatsuki. But is Sasori going to forget everything they had for things that happened in the past? **DEISASO** **AU** INFORMATION ON THE INSIDE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,897 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
NoOoOoOooOOoooOooOoOoooOOoOooO oo! - A story dedicated to Deidara by anqiaj reviews
Uh... the title says it all?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Bedtime Stories by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Being as different as two people can possibly be, Sasuke and Sakura disagree on everything, down to the smallest details, such as the bedtime stories they tell their children. As long as she understands him, though, and as long as she continues to mean the world to him, Sasuke has learned that everything will always work out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fairy Tail Couple's Competition by kurisu313 reviews
Pure crack fic for laughs and written in a different style to my usual stories. Who will win the best couple in Fairy Tail award? Rated T, mainy due to Gajeel's language. Natsu and Lucy. Gajeel and Levy. Erza and Gerard. Gray and Juvia. Elfman and Evergreen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Erza S., Gajeel R., Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Chat Log :: by blumarine reviews
Hidan surfs the internet. Deidara has some questions. Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Whatever It Takes by xxBlackSakura24xx reviews
SasuHina AU: Hinata's a photographer who'll do anything to take pictures of the most sought out celebrities. Sasuke's the most sought out celebrity whose had enough of photographers. Find out what happens when he becomes her next assignment. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,492 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U., Anko M.
Forest Boy by Sleepless Demon reviews
Naruto is taken before the Third found him when he was a baby, by the time Konoha had found him, Naruto was already a late child who'd been raised in the wilds. Unfortunately, with a feral Naruto came a problem... A problem that wanted out, and it wasn't the Kyuubi. Naru/Hina. Rated M for language and Bloodshed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 228,457 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsukis fobier by SweBJ reviews
Även om Akatsuki är en ond organisation så betyder det inte att dom är oövervinnerliga, även dom har svagheter precis som vi vanliga dödliga människor...
Naruto - Rated: K - Swedish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Akatsuki
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Weenie In A Bottle by Im-the-fang-to-your-bang reviews
AU! All human. Eric gets his manhood stuck in a bottle due to a drunken dare, and now it's down to Nurse Stackhouse to help him deal with the problem. But of course charmer Eric wants more than just Nurse Stackhouse's assitance.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 111 - Words: 268,278 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Eric, Sookie
it's only us by monkkeyslut reviews
Thirty kisses that Hinata and Naruto share. Ratings may change each drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Of Strength by Kay Gryffin reviews
Kankuro doesn't know the truth of strength, and Hinata doesn't know real weakness. Can they teach each other what it really means to be strong? There are lemons. Not suggested for anyone under 18.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,796 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Kankuro, Hinata H.] - Complete
The Sleeper by my arbalest reviews
[AU] Months after the Chuunin Exams,a proposal has been approved by the Hokage that will eventually change a young kunoichi's life. For every gain, there is always a sacrifice. Bound by her work to never enter into romantic relationships, what happens when she is assigned in Suna and housed with Gaara & his siblings? Dark Hinata. M for violence,some humor, sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,644 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara
Akatsuki Tales of Doom: Doomed to Insanity by Tara Terra reviews
What happens in the daily lives of the Akatsuki? A ton of randomness and things that may disturb. Warning: Do not read in class, it may be hard not to laugh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Akatsuki
What Do You Mean My Writing Sucks? by Actual Cannibal reviews
When no one's following, no one's favoriting, and your fanfic is sitting on the metaphorical shelf collecting dust as you wait with bated breath for someone to give you some feedback—"Here on the Haruno Show, we're here to help guide you on the wondrous journey of learning to become a better fan fiction writer!"—Because sometimes authors just need a little help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dawn by fyd818 reviews
Three women muse on how their lives have changed for the better. :Gaara x Hinata, Itachi x Temari, Neji x Tenten: Oneshot sequel to "Shadows"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Hinata H., Tenten, Temari - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Shadows by fyd818 reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has felt like a failure her entire life. But when her father sends her away to marry a man she's never met, rumored to be a murderous monster, she finally has a chance to make a difference ... and rediscover her forgotten past. :Gaara x Hinata: Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,840 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
For You by Animefan7063 reviews
Love is in the air for our favorite knuckle-headed ninja. Watch as his plan for romance goes up in flames...literally. Naruhina *Rated T for Language* A possible sequel later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasori and Deidara's Argument by anqiaj reviews
Where Sasori and Deidara have an argument, and it soon turns into all-out war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Cupid of Konoha High by percylover101 reviews
After two years of going to single-sex schools, the gang is finally reunited, and with Naruto Uzumaki deciding the time is ripe for some matchmaking, things at Konoha High School will never be the same..."CUE RAGING HORMONES AND TANGIBLE SEXUAL TENSION, TEME!" "Say it one more time, dobe. Say it one. More. Time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Swan Song by Mayonaka no Sasayaki reviews
As the final countdown of his damnation was fast approaching, Namikaze Minato allowed himself to weep. A story of Konaha's Fourth Hokage on his last moments in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Payback by Kieren reviews
In which Hyuuga Hinata takes a call in nothing but a bath towel, and Gaara gets his just desserts - er, deserts. GaaHina. AU. One-shot. Mature content. Please heed rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Levy McGarden Likes It Heavy Metal by lunarism reviews
"'Happy birthday, bookworm,' he growls, wrapping an arm around my waist and pulling me inside the storeroom. My spine digs into the wood but I don't care because he's kissing me so hard. This is the birthday present I expected least, and the one I wanted to most." Gajeel/Levy, as lemony as you can get.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Akatsuki Mishaps by Byakusharinnegan reviews
There's always the time where the title "S-Rank Criminals" no longer suits them at all... Warning: May cause you to laugh hard enough up to the point where you may have a really bad stomachache/headache/sore throat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of White Eyes and Red Clouds by TheWriterFormerlyKnownAsNixon reviews
A series of devastating events causes Hinata to flee from Konoha. But she soon finds herself in the lair of the former Akatsuki! But soon she will find that the criminals are not as bad as she thinks... One in particular. Deidara x Hinata Sort of an AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,323 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hinata H., Deidara
An Uchiha in Uniform by summer-r0mance reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a police officer that pulls Hinata over for speeding. Due to an accident, Hinata is dressed in some provocative clothing. Can Sasuke really let Hinata off with just a warning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,850 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Surviving Dorm R by katz7777777 reviews
Haruhi switches schools part way through the year, and has now transferred to Ouran Academy. However, her dorm-mates are more that what she expected, and one by one events begin to unfold. Will Haruhi survive in Dorm R?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,328 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Hashirama's Fanfic - Attack of the Ninja Robotzoid Cyborgs! by rhcpftw reviews
Werewolf Rinnegan Senju-DNA Naruto gets sent back in time by the evil Ninja Robotzoid Cyborgs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Love and Hate by apergis reviews
It's funny how quick bravery can turn into fear, unawareness of another's existence turn into friendship, or hatred turn into love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N.
shut up and make me by Panfuretto reviews
Nipples can be problematic. —SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Losing Control by Izaranna reviews
When Hinata had first gotten her car, she had felt a lot of things. But she hadn't expected to crash it. Where tears are shed, people are mistaken for angels and Naruto nearly crashes a tow truck. A NaruHina one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Words from a Hat by mistress akasha reviews
A collection of one-shots all based off of words that I randomly draw out of a hat! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012
The New Waitress by Jessi-Bess reviews
Sookie needs a new job after quitting hers from Merlottes. The only choice she had was in a vampire bar named Fangtasia. Her whole world turns around when she meets Eric Northman. AU/AH
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Four and One by Azhwi reviews
The Four Times Hidan Caught Hinata Unaware and the One Time He Didn't. How Hinata met Hidan. Really, did you think it would be polite? Hinata and Hidan AU. Drabble set.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Akatsuki Goes to Dennys by Mairu and Kururi reviews
This is why Hidan shouldn't be allowed to leave the house... T for Hidan and forks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Letters To You Crazy Writers by 10ShizukaYuukiMistress10 reviews
The Naruto characters discover Fanfiction. After reading some of our stories, they feel the need to state some of their likes OR concerns. Letter fic… Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Melody's Call by YukiKitsune95 reviews
There was once a girl afraid of relationships with people yet, feels lonely. For comfort she blows her feelings into music with her flute. What happens when she is discovered by a group showered with popularity, but with a secret obsession with music. A story of breaking free and friendship. Maybe a slight touch of romance : sorry if the summary sucks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Contract by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
In an imperfect real world, the Hyuuga do not change easily and Sunagakure does no one any free favors. Hyuuga Hinata had braced herself for the worst the moment she signed the contract, but even she hadn't expected the worst to include Sabaku no Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Shinobi Mail by EeBee-kohai reviews
The shinobi mail system helps the ninja of the Elemental Countries exchange their letters. But what do these letters say? A collection of correspondence from various shinobi to one another. Written with the help of Lil' Deidei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The best kind of friend by Wierdowithagun reviews
Random Day in the life of Hidan. Itachi had a bad night, and leans on his best psycho of a friend for support. Short little one shot, Moderate fluffyness (between friends). Rating is for Hidan and, surprisingly, Itachi's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
KittyCATtastrophe by Gaara's Panda-hime reviews
While walking home Hinata saves a white violet eyed kitten who leads her to six more balls of fluff. So what is a kind hearted Hyuuga to do...while take them home of course. if you like cruel humor or random Tobi-ness then read this story.possible pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,456 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Sasuke has a sister by Practice is Over reviews
On an unfortunate afternoon, Sasuke and others discover the odd phenomenon in fanfiction in which an author randomly inserts a younger sibling into his family for... no apparent reason. Having grown sick of fanfiction authors and their shenanigans, he decides to write a letter. For fun and boredom! Short, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Tw33ty JR reviews
When you play with fire, you might get burned...AU Drabble Series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Prisoner by The Wandering Fool reviews
When you kill a member of the Akatsuki, there's no doubt that they will get their revenge. Unfortunately for Hyuuga Hinata, her comrades failed to realize this until it was too late. HinataxDeidara, some KibaxHinata. Set right after the Kazekage Rescue Arc. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,640 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Party of the year by RainaValentinexx reviews
Why was Hinata in a closet on the verge of unconsciousness along with her crush during the biggest party of the year? And why the hell does Sasuke keep kicking Naruto in the coconuts? Why is Kiba lying unconscious in a trashcan on the outskirts of Konoha?... Now who the hell duck taped Neji to a street lamp?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
With The healing Touch of an Angel by Kisara-Moonlight14 reviews
An angel as she was. Hyuuga Hinata. Her and her guardian are new to the school called True Cross Academy. She was chosen to assist Rin in controlling his Blue Flame. She was said to have purifying power beyond imagination. She was to be taken as his wife. UPDATE IS THIS WEEK!
Crossover - Naruto & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,868 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Hinata H., Rin O.] Naruto U., Yukio O.
Girlfriend by ifellinlovewith6guys reviews
When rich guy, Hitsugaya Toshiro, finds a poor girl, Kuchiki Rukia, to be his "girlfriend", what happens? REWRITING
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rukia K., T. Hitsugaya
Mary Sue vs Itachi by PureWaterLily reviews
Guess who'll win. No really, guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Insane Acts of the Maddeningly Lunatic Nature by UpToNoGood12 reviews
When Jack decides to document the insanity of his crew, it reveals that Jack isn't the only one who may need a psychiatrist! Enjoy the insanity! Set during Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Broken promises Minato x Kushina ONESHOT by kissjara reviews
This is about the promise that Minato and Kushina made... Minato Namikaze x Kushina Rated K
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Honored Students of Konoha High School by LizaUzumaki reviews
Starting their Sophomore year in High, our favorite students go through an interesting year as the school's hot-shot falls in love with the new Hyuuga girl, not pleasing the fangirls. There are a couple of twists, a lil' drama... and lemons. NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,299 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Fool Exorcist by Dilly-Oh reviews
Don't you wish for Blue Exorcist to be funnier? What are you shaking your heads no for? Of course you do! Get ready to see every episode taken from the popular Anime series and given a comedic face-lift for your amusement! Enjoy! Read and review, please!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,683 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Hollow by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
His name was Obito Uchiha. His age at the time of death was thirteen. He held the rank of chūnin. He is survived by his sensei and two teammates. He will be missed. "Sorry I'm late, Obito... but I guess I just got lost on the road of life."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Torune
The Best Man's Best Friends by golden doe reviews
"I can't believe you're getting married, Forehead!" "That would be because I'm not, Pig" "I mean you didn't even tell me you're engaged! Much less have a boyfriend!" Glare. "You know I don't." "So imagine my surprise when I got the wedding invitation in my mail today." "WHAT?"... "I can't believe my best friends are getting married and I'm the best man too-ttebayo!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidan's poem to a young child by 2ollux'2 2crewed-up blackrom reviews
Hidan sings a lullaby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Something Like Love by dreamer.at.heart reviews
When Hinata takes a teaching position in Suna, she doesn't expect to end up living with the Kazekage. But she also doesn't expect to fall in love with him either. GaaHina and all that jazz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
The Ramen Bowl by smutwhut reviews
Naruto's favorite ramen bowl somehow breaks. Sasuke realizes that the best way to keep his beloved penis from falling off is to inform his blond lover during sex. However, the plan goes completely the wrong direction. Perhaps Sasuke will lose more than his manhood. Sasuke x Naruto, humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vlogs of a Missing Nin by Shayla Carters reviews
The video logs of one Uchiha Sasuke. Written by me and my Little sis Tora. WARNING! - Mature language, and Adult humour. WARNINGx2! - Itachi on Crack! no drug use SasuNaruSasu! YAOI! No FLAMES!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Third Uzukage by Dark-Nate18 reviews
His potential is more than that of Sasuke Uchiha, Follow Naruto Uzumaki, as he becomes the legend he was born to be. NaruHina, full summary inside...M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 134,150 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Animal In Me by Thinkette reviews
"Even if I knew that Natsu was furious and burned his mattress, even if I knew that Lucy couldn't really look at me the same way and that the two of them had already christened their bed, I couldn't help but giggle when I remembered that it was my butt that was on their sheets, and it was me who soaked the mattress because of him."
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
The Host by xREILAx reviews
One simple lie changes Hinata's life forever, when she meets Sasuke, a mysterious man working at a host club in Tokyo! But there's far more to him than meets the eye, as Hinata discovers in a whirlwind of events! Rated M for future lemons & language,themes etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,604 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
I'm your effin' fairy godmother by Question Point reviews
Hinata finds herself cornered in her room by a shockingly intimidating man in a sparkly, pink shirt claiming to grant her every wish. "Look here, your life sucks. The 'higher powers' decided to equip you with sex on legs here, AKA Hidan." HidaHina :3 M for Hidan's mouth and... maybe some steamy scenes in the future? - SEE PROFILE FOR INFO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Jealousy by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Unfortunately for Konoha men, to Minato, they were all threats. And he'd been taught to eliminate all threats. Oneshot. MinaKushi. Pre-series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Thief and The Princess by Tora No Musume reviews
NaruxHina. In a land, far far away, a girl sits alone, thinking of her future. In a land, not so far away, a young vagabond makes his way unknowingly to a lonely flower.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Short Fanfics by Polyonymous Smith reviews
Naruto parody.. If you love comedy, read it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012
Girls are like Pokemon by FairyTailxoLove reviews
"Girls are like pokemon, Gajeel. You gotta have balls to catch them." The wise words of Natsu Dragneel. Post-Tenrou; Rated T because of Gajeel's colourful vocabulary; GaLe! One-Shot. Read and Review!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Hidans and Tobis Breakfast Tale by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan wants to be left alone to eat his breakfast in peace, but Tobi insists on "cheering him up" Rated T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How Akatsuki Sakura Changed My Life! by Tilunar reviews
The Rewrite of .Darken.For.Tear.Drops. How Akatsuki Sakura Changed My Life! I hope you enjoy my version of it. SakuraxGaara, HinataxHidan, TemarixShikamaru, NarutoxIno, NejixTenten, KonanxPein. Only Pairings so far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,451 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Years of Evelyn by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
The word "parent" was alien and incompatable with their own identities, because even Levy and Gajeel had trouble believing that two creatures as different as they were would be capable of combining and producing another human being.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Itachi vs Byakuya: Anime Older Brothers by Miss Erika Rose reviews
I compare Itachi and Byakuya. One-shots. CRACK, lots of crack
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Itachi U., Byakuya K. - Complete
What's My Name Again? by Dango-sama reviews
Itachi ponders the merits of Temari's last name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Itachi U., Temari - Complete
Those Lovely Young Men Across the Street by science-nerd-surely reviews
When the Sand siblings get new neighbours, Temari is first to admit she doesn't like them. Then she realises she's never seen her brothers so happy,and even a girl with a will of iron can't resist a bad boy forever. Is it already too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Temari, Hidan
My swan princess by ChosenMibhar reviews
Deidara dates Hinata for sixty days to prove he's straight. Hinata goes along with it in hopes of ensnaring her precious Naruto-kun but she gets more than she bargained for! Off Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara
Akatsuki Chatroom by sober.terminallyCapricious reviews
The Akatsuki get bored, so they start a chatroom. Several fights start, and eventually Tobi gets involved, s tho Chatroom dies the day it started
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Whisper in the Heart by kurohimex105 reviews
This is a yaoi story where Allen Is trying to confess his love for Lavi but he just can't seem to say those three little words that whisper in his heart. Later chapters may have a mature rating.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Nede Ved bekken by The Sand Assassin
En varm dag er Sasuke ute å trener. Det blir ganske varmt, så han bestemmer seg for å gå ned til bekken for å bade One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - Norwegian - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi får nervöst sammanbrott! by waterfallmistress reviews
Titel. Kakashi upptäcker nackdelarna med att ha en tonårstjej som elev... Crackfic. Varning: emo Sasuke. Läs på egen risk!
Naruto - Rated: T - Swedish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flowers and Fickle Minded Magic by Monoclomatic reviews
One-Shot: Takes place after the HMC BOOK. Sophie and Howl are together - Sophie has some lingering anxieties and Howl is ridiculous - Enjoy!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Hungover by personafour reviews
A one-night stand and she just can't get enough of him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,430 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Usui Troubles by La Vanille reviews
Usui Did the most unbelievable Things to Misaki./UsuiMisaki/ Rated T For Something Something
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Miss Mungoe reviews
Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Lust at First Sight by OhSnap501 reviews
Hinata goes to a bar to drink herself into a coma because Naruto is engaged to Sakura. instead she gets super sexy, bad ass Gaara. AU, SUPER lemon! VERY graphic! not sure about continuation, complete for now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Ochite Sourou by Hon3y Hanak0 reviews
On a hot summer day, Nanami finally realizes she's had about enough of Tomoe putting his true feelings for her on the back burner. NanaxMoe
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
In the D Gray Man World by XImAsOuLeAtErX reviews
Summary: When Mimi and Katie want to be in the world of D. Gray Man, what would happen if their dreams would come true? OC x Allen OC x Lavi Rated M for major language. Very funny and random! Just read it! Please
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Finding Romeo by DarkennedFlower reviews
After her break up, Hinata wasn't looking for a new boyfriend. But her friends think otherwise, so they form a plan to find Hinata a 'Romeo'. But the plan isn't going well and Hinata finds comfort in the new guy. Her friends don't like it.. or Naruto. SH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Saved by the Enemy by Ayumy Usagi reviews
Hinata wasn't the type to run off with anyone,right? But when Hiashi plots something horrible what's a girl to do? The only problem is that the said person she's running off with happens to be a rogue nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A Nontraditional MorningAfter by JanuaryLight reviews
"I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you..." Written for the TFLN fic challenge. Post Canary's Song.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Hidan's Jingle bells by Shichiya reviews
Hidan's version of Jingle bells. Inspired by Akatsukiforever21.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Sookie and the Beast by c3lia reviews
Disney's fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast" meets "Southern Vampire Mysteries" : An Eric and Sookie story!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Commando by dreamer.at.heart reviews
"Does Gaara wear girl's underwear, Kankuro?" Temari and Kankuro question the sexuality of their youngest brother. Except the red thong doesn't belong to him. Not a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Points of View by DigitalQuillsOfFury reviews
Bashing of an irritating Mary-Sue OC and Gaara being clueless. Told twice from two POVs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Guardian: Reloaded! by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Remember that one time you looked for a Naru/Hina vampire fic and couldn't find one that was even remotely good? Look no further and prepare to do the happy dance, because here it is! Rated M for dark themes, sexuality and of course, blood!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Long Way Round by Mandarin Fiend reviews
"Northman? What do you think you're doing?" "Dancing with the most beautiful girl at this party." Sookie saves Eric from an unpleasant situation, even though she doesn't like him. He does his best to change that. AU AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,440 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sookie, Eric
New Friends, Old Problems by SweetChi reviews
Cat and Bones end up in Shreveport with a pack of ghouls on their tail.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & Night Huntress series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
Wow, Akatsuki You Just Had to Kidnapp Me, Huh? by xonexmorexnobodyx reviews
Penny is a normal girl...untill one day, she falls into a glowing lake, leading her into a life scattered with crime, death, and- making cookies with Tobi? ... Well, come along and read anyways, and enjoy a side of the Akatsuki you never thought possible
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Akatsuki
Wanna Play? by RoseSleuth reviews
Hmmm, a game with the Kuroshitsuji boys? Sounds fun. Kuroshitsuji boysxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011
Sasori's Death: Afterwards by awesomeninjaperson12 reviews
Deidara visits Sasori after he dies.ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Repercussions of Free Speech by Atoms and Elements reviews
In which Hidan befriends Hinata, and Hinata's still unsure as to why. OOC-potentially. AU/AH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Life With You by ironbutterfly25 reviews
After the war, Yukimura Chizuru struggles to move on and start a new life, burying the life she once had with the Shinsengumi members. Everything seems to be normal and peaceful until she bumps into a man with familiar auburn hair and deep green eyes.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Okita S., Chizuru Y.
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taste by bellestone reviews
Sebastian has an idea on how to entertain himself with his little master.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jashin bless Sasori! by Catherine3 reviews
What would be Hidans ideal woman? And why the hell had he thought about it in his failed day off? Blame that Uchiha! What Hidan did not expect was that his ideal woman would appear beside him to ask directions and he would simply ignore her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
As Soft As Eyebrow Hair by Andreya Halms reviews
Hinata swallowed. 'I see you are-' 'A very hairy man.' Sakura completed dreamily. Hinata and Sakura try to sell Sasuke some shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The proposal by Kuroi Yoru-san reviews
Well the title says everything, this is how i think a marriage proposal would be for Haruna and Yoh. Rated T just to be sure and because I am a worry-wart
High School Debut - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Tokyo, Here I Am! by leilaheliday reviews
This story takes place where the manga had ended. Haruna goes to Tokyo to visit Yoh for summer vacation... However, it's far from a vacation. Weird get-ups, mistakes, romance and the unexpected seems to plague the couple. Enjoy :
High School Debut - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2011
The Walk by Ina-chanz reviews
Eh, not the best title ever. Live with it. Hinata is taking a "little walk" in the forest one day when she suddenly confronts a stranger on the road. What can he do to lighten up the little Hyuuga's spirits? Pre-Shippuden. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Sherbet: KibaHina OneShot by Fangie-Chan reviews
Kiba carries poor little Hinata up to the bedroom after she gets horribly drunk on her first time drinking. Is it irony, or is he truly oblivious to her feelings about him? Maybe both...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Kuroshitsuji Remake! by iLuvsHetalia reviews
This is a story/play off of the 4th of episode from Seson 1 of Kuroshitsuji
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Unreadable by TheWindAlchemist reviews
College is all about sex and parties. This story starts out with sex. And a party. But what happens at the party will decide the rest of the story. SasoHina Lemons, DeiTobi Fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sasori, Hinata H.
The Untold Tale of Little John by Roc Lammergeier reviews
Have you ever wondered what the men on the battlefield thought when they saw Robin kissing some person in the water? How many of the men knew it was a woman? Since there weren't a lot of women on the battlefield, there may have been some confusion...
Robin Hood, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Little John, Robin Longstride - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki Poems of Weirdom by Googala2 reviews
Just some Akatsuki poems meant for a giggle or two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Déjà Vu by xartxisxaxbangx reviews
Déjà vu – something you think happened, but never really did. When Naruto left, she thought she'd died. But now, Hinata realizes that maybe all along she was just waiting for Deidara, so that when she really died, she'd be with him. DeiHina, T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Deidara, Hinata H.
While You Sleep by The Petulant Purple Princess reviews
A Dir en grey fic. Kyo sleeps, and Die and Toshiya have a little fun. Drabblish
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Pants Off Now by dreamer.at.heart reviews
"It's a dress." The debate over Gaara's state of dress causes him to want his girlfriend to remove her pants. M for dirty jokes. :D NOT A LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Drawn to you by Leegirl1001 reviews
You know what this is. Hinata is a workachohlic to say the least. Hidan is tough as nails, and has the mouth to proof it. It seems that fate have drawn them together. Rated T because of achohol, cussing, and drug use. Dedicated to Luis.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki's Halloween by Bri Nara reviews
Random Halloween Special about how the Akatsuki spent it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata and her Escort by dustori reviews
On Hinata's 21st birthday, her friends decided to surprise her with a male escort for the night. Who would have thought that upon their meet they would form a friendship and later love for each other. HinaKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
The Number Seven by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Hinata is new to America. Her english is shacky, she very shy, and she painfully straight edge. Hidan is your normal everyday LA bad boy. He's rude, he's crude, and he's just what Hinata needs to feel like she fits in. AU HidanXHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
The Weekend long Party by xLisaL reviews
Neji's throwing a weekend long party! This is very random and VERY, VERY crazy. This party is like anything our favorite ninja have ever been in. Main couple is ,as you know, NaruHina! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,620 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan Hates Simon by Izumi.Potter reviews
As you know, Hidan can get a little frustrated. Especially when watching American Idol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dying to Know by Hellbunnyofdoom reviews
My idea of what could happen after Dead and Gone. Where was Eric when Sookie needed him most? How will our lovely Southern Heroine survive the new dangers around her? T for now, M for later.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,471 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Go Akatsuki by Winterer reviews
Funny daily lives of Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,385 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Akatsuki
Teru's Message by fowlfan reviews
Teru emails Daisy for advice about kissing, leaving Kurosaki in an embarrassing position. Rated T just to be safe. Check out the sequel, Teru's Response!
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Verbal Confessions by EmbraceDiversity reviews
When Sakura is unable to lead the mission in Suna to establish a working medical program between the two villages, Hinata volunteers to go in her place. Her interactions with the Kazekage lead to irreversible changes for the both of them. GaaHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,407 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
About time by chuppa chupsz reviews
... for another Oneshot for the two of them . Please enjoy. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Imperfect Portraits by RBMIfan reviews
DeidaraxHinata serious, non-romantic. An outcast Hyuuga tries desperately to become stronger. A bored missing nin is undercover as a painter. Sometimes only an artist can see the true beauty hidden in the portrait. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
As Long As I'm With You by AkatsukiDarkAngel reviews
A vampire is welcomed into the Akatsuki and Deidara is immediatly in love. She has to fight for her kingdom, create a newborn and change a dhamphir. What more can the vampire princess do in such a short time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Deidara - Complete
poor tobi by skittleAcullen reviews
Deidara and Tobi go for a swim but tobi notices something is amiss funny ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Timeless by dandy wonderous reviews
Hinata has a wish: to save one of Deidara's masterpieces forever. But this proves to be harder than it sounds. Au, DeiHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Unleashed by AMTNaruto reviews
Straight from the mind of Aqua-Lee and myself, respectively, comes a whole new look on the real life of the Akatsuki! You'll be shocked, horrified, and dead from all the laughter! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Akatsuki Troubles by kisaitaluvr reviews
The Akatsuki gang has some troubles concerning narutos sexy no jutsu. This is why hidan should never be aloud to think. Dont like Akatsuki Dont read. Rated m for hidans mouth and other things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Nobody But You by SilentDreams656 reviews
Lady Hinata is finally betrothed to the man she has always loved and dreamed of and there's a huge party to celebrate! However, she catches him sharing a passionate kiss with another woman. Unable to face the truth, she runs away but is she safe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,115 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Daisy, Daisy by Omness reviews
How are Teru and Kurosaki supposed to get to the school when Kurosaki's car breaks down? Songfic
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Shikamarus' Surprise by Lady-Toorima reviews
Hinata watches as Naruto confesses his love to Sakura. Heartbroken, Hinata flees the seen. Shikamaru is heading up to his usual place to watch the clouds go by when he hears someone crying. It was a troublesome situtaion, but what will Shikamaru do now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Puppet Doll by MidnightWritings reviews
Hinata is in the Akatsuki now, but there's something majorly different about her. SasoHina, oneshot for AkaHina97
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hinata H., Sasori - Complete
Hidan's Problem by Darkest Midnights reviews
Hidan is doing the unspeakable... He's watching... Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Make My Head Spin by Aiko of the Akatsuki reviews
“What do you think? Want to sleep with me? Hmm?” Hinata has been captured by Deidara, who refuses to return her unless satisfied with collateral; too bad, there’s nothing he’ll trade after a night with her. Hina/Dei, slight Naru/Hina Lemon, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
A Clear Day by LovedLess231 reviews
Shadow's owe their birth to Light. A 100 theme, one shot's on life and times of Shikahina. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H.
45 ways to know if you're indeed a Narutard by Ina-chanz reviews
The title basically says it. Are you indeed a Narutard? Find out with some fun ways to know. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Hidan's Prayer by deleted5656 reviews
Hidan prays to god. - Only talking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
What I think of you by Ina-chanz reviews
Sai expresses what he thinks of Sakura with a simple drawing....not what you expect, exactly...One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Innocence by Airanke reviews
What she lacked in confidence she made up for in innocence. That's what they really liked about her. SasuHinaHida, Hidan Hinata Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Hummingbird by Onileo reviews
On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,488 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Sting by vague.poppyseed reviews
An improbable encounter turns two lives topsy turvy and the consequences are dire. Alternate timeline, Sasori lives after the final battle. SasoriHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasori, Hinata H. - Complete
Betting for Sweetness by MizukiMitsukai reviews
What happens when you bet Kazuku's money on Hidan? You get a flushed faced Hinata. Full Summary Inside. HidHina HighSchoolFic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
The Akatsuki Fears by LetteRose420 reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki are afraid of? Well here's your chance. Rated T for mild language & sugestive theme near the end. May contain spoilers. Includes all Akatsuki members that were/will be/are in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Akatsuki
My Boyfriend is Better by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Deidara fight over who has the better boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Bluescast by stones reviews
It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Parenting 101 by pirateninjavampire reviews
sequel to the wonders of life. Hidan and Hinata now face the task of bringing up there child in the Akatsuki. From first word to first date, and explosive Christmas to a bloody birthday. yeah i knowthe sum sucks! but please read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Cat and Mouse by Reykja reviews
A continuation of my 'Speed Dating'one-shot. Hinata and Hidan meet out on the battlefield and Hidan takes an acute interest in the kunoichi, taking her to an abandoned hut in the woods...Rated M mostly for language and some lemony crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Sexual Identity by Chocolate coated Blue reviews
Sasori-danna, are you a girl?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Learning Experience by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara kind of fails at History, but only because it is the exact opposite of his art! He's not stupid, really. Still, he gets stuck with a tutor... Of course, it's hard to complain when she's so cute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,416 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2009 - [Deidara, Hinata H.] - Complete
39 point 948 by Kieren reviews
Paired up with agent Sabaku Gaara for an assignment, Hyuuga Hinata finds herself placing her full trust in him when he gets implicated, but she has to struggle with her emotions for him and the solo mission she has to embark on as well. GaaHina. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,318 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Mixed Messages by Melodic.Melody reviews
All Night wanted was to share intimate moments with Riiko. After all, it was what he was created for. So why was his girlfriend being so difficult? Oneshot
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Night T., Riiko I. - Complete
The Akatsuki Corner by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to see a talk show with the Akatsuki? Pure CHAOS. Funny, spoofy and all around out of this world. Literally. -Taking Suggestions Now!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008
Tobi's Poem by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Who knew Tobi could rhyme! Defiantly not me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Lullaby by Reykja reviews
A Hidan X You'll have to guess yourself one shot done for a challenge. Slightly cracky, full of profanity. A different take on a potential future life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Fighting is Just Another Way of Speed Dating by Reykja reviews
Hidan and Hinata meet as enemies on the battlefield. Who knows how they'll leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
The One In This Life by Blade Redwind reviews
Hinata has a past she's running from and yet trying to grow from as well. Gaara seems to hate everyone and everything. And yet, takes to this shy girl with a protective hand. Mock 'Raise Your Voice' which stared Hilary Duff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,783 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Gothic Romance by Reinao Tanaka reviews
You're a vampire; seduce him!" "A-ano...I ca-can't." It was then Sasuke knew this was going to be a long day. SasuHina. AU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What changes and does not change with time by Solosan reviews
Hidan being OOC. There is romance if you SQUINT. Other was this is just a sweet and sad moment in the lives of Kishimoto's characters. Oh yeah :Swearing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
bones scrapbook by Butterflies Of Beauty reviews
some oneshots and poems I wrote for bones
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008
Drunken Shikamaru by Kariya reviews
Songfic and humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Fathers and Sons by kally77 reviews
At long last, someone tells Naruto about his parents.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Spiral by themadanimeotaku reviews
First Attempt at a D Gray Man Fanfic! NO FLAMES! AllenXLavi, lots of Yaoi. Rated M for lemon and violence and language. Allen is plagued by Nightmares, and that ain't the worse of it. Allen attempts to struggle with how he feels about Lavi.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Rocks and Leaves by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
NaruDei Deidara wasn't expecting to find Naruto. Especially not in the condition he was in. Written for Tropicalna. Rated T for Teen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Stole by S.J.Stevens reviews
Everybody wants Shikamaru. At a party for Tenten, Ino and Temari fight over Shikamaru. But they aren't the only girls who have their eyes on Konoha's lazy genius. Who will win his heart? Shika/Ino/Temari/Hinata. LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Love at First Touch by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
Deidara is more or less the Akatsuki's personal maid, doing all of their laundry and cleaning. One day when he goes out to get the groceries someone gets in the way of his milk. This girl is Hinata and she's hiding from her father. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
A Criminals Love by iKandy.Mint reviews
Tenten, Hinata, Temari, and Ino are sick and tired of everything that's happened in their lives and decided to leave and start a new life but on their journey the four managed to get themselves in deeper trouble than before. DeiHina SasoTen HidaTema ItaIn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
The SandCastle by Nusaka reviews
A well known assassin and a pregnant bakery worker, and what may lie between them. GaaraxHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Die! Die! Let down your hair! by Shin-Hana reviews
So my take on Rapunzel with the Dir en grey members. I don't own them! R&R
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
The sound of your violin by Rewy reviews
Deidara is a famous violinist. Hinata moves to live next to him and they become friends. And soon something more than friends. But what about Deidara s fiancée? Rated M for possible lemons. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
An Explosive Relationship by Narutochica reviews
Hinata catches the eye of Akatsuki member Deidara. He sees her as a beautiful work of art.Unfortunately it leads to him kidnaping her. Will Deidara win her heart, or will she prove to become the biggest challenge he has ever faced? May contain lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
Bored by Mibae reviews
My attempt at fanfiction humor. ShikaHina ficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Back To The Disaster: A SasoDei Memory by AtomicArt reviews
Deidara, while listening to one of his favorite bands, reflects upon his time with Sasori. Songfic to Sugarcult's "Memory", rated T to be safe, as always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidan Tells A Goodnight Story by Kurogokegumo reviews
Hidan tells a goodnight story to Naruto and Gaara. Need to tell you anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U. - Complete
Hate Me by Jaycen Alexander Emerys reviews
[NaruHina][NaruSaku][ShikaHina] Naruto's dating Sakura, Hinata announces her feelings. He's dating both. Please don't hate me for what I'm doing to Hinata. And don't worry about good reviews, tear this story to shreds so I can improve my writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lonely in Gorgeous by LovingTheOgre reviews
Sometimes when destiny knocks on your door you ought to just not answer. Hinata goes to a fashion show and sees Itachi for the first time...too bad Sasuke's got a thing for her too. Hilarious. New Authors Note is Up with details of the Prequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,544 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
KNOW YOUR STARS: DEIDARA by letsgetacupofwater reviews
heh heh lets ge to know Deidara.....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Tobi Discovers Fanfiction by Autumn D. Cain reviews
Tobi was bored, so he decided to read fanfiction. Unfortunately, this leads to the whole Akatsuki jumping him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Obito U./Tobi
Deidara's Dreams by FanGrrrl reviews
Oneshot Tribute to Deidara! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sarcastic Mask by Ryusei VII reviews
Hinata's failing Math and needs to find a tutor, pronto. The closest she can find, a pyrotechnics student.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
The Troubles of an Evil Overlord by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's not easy being a SuperEvilGeniusNinjaOverlord...especially with minions like these...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bathtub by Watch Hound reviews
Hinata...Sasuke...Bathtub? R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cataclysm of Kisses by Roxius reviews
Suigetsu and Juugo have a chat about girlfriends and romance. NO YAOI! JuuHina! and mentioned Suika. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Juugo, Hinata H. - Complete
Of Sneezes and Weasels by mitsukai reviews
What do Itachi and Temari have in common? Not much, other than psychotic younger brothers, an affinity for fans, and something to do with weasels. But maybe that's all a relationship needs. ItaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,532 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - [Itachi U., Temari] - Complete
Future Hokage by GiantOrbRasengan reviews
This a long story and my first so If I get some wrong don't yell and only one chapter! FIRST STORY I AM NOOB JUST GIVE ME ADVISE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Deidara får psykbryt by SweBJ reviews
Kort historia om Deidara som blir galen, Läs på egen risk... lite svordomar.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Ichinen by Cinderella Starsend reviews
Hinata takes up a part time job at Ichiraku Ramen Bar in hopes of meeting with Naruto. However, over the course of time she finds herself drawn to a certain Uchiha that never seems too far away. All it takes is one year. 'After the Snow' spawn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its Hard to Say Goodbye by Prototypical Nonconformist reviews
But its harder to say I love you
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Kankuro Gets Chickenpocks by SweBJ reviews
Inga kommentarer. Jag fick inspiration av en engelsk fanfic med samma titel i stort sett...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
In The Woods by Mynce reviews
OneShot Lemon between DeidaraXOFC. Darla remembers running into the MissingNin in the forest well mourning over her little brothers death. Disclaim: I do not own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Medication For The Artistic Soul by kidscanfly reviews
Injured, Deidara falls asleep in the woods after a rough fight. Then, a fifteenyearold Hyuuga Hinata passes by... Requested by Rayray2314. DeidaraHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Alene Mot Alle by Ameshini reviews
A short story that I wrote for homeworkschool. Maybe I'll translate it later... I've already transalted it, but it's REALLY bad english...It's in norwegian :0
Naruto - Rated: K - Norwegian - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2005
Et siste ord by mika reviews
Sasuke og Naruto møtest igjen og Sasuke oppdager noe han ikke såg før.[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - Norwegian - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanting by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Now that Sasuke had a taste, will he still be at peace with himself? Or will the secret continue to haunt him for as long as he lives? Sequel to “Worst Days”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Cigarettes and Flowers by Kiyomi22 reviews
A Dir en grey fanfic! It's has no sexual references...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003
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Love Will Leave A Mark reviews
When her grandchild asks about a scar, Hinata finds herself telling him about how she got to know Gaara, the Kazekage of Suna, and how she fell in love. About how she experienced both happiness and sadness, and indescribabel pain by words. About how her heart broke and never truly healed. And all this in just two weeks. /GaaHina/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/9 - [Gaara, Hinata H.]
Computer Trouble reviews
A small one-shot where Teru needs a computer to do a task, and Kurosaki gets tricked...
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16 - T. Kurosaki, Teru K. - Complete
Wishes For Christmas
Since it's approaching, author TheGirlWithNoIQ wonders what our beloved ninjas wish for Christmas. And to get the answer..., what better way is there than to just ask?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Complete
I Like reviews
It was a simple task; share to the class what you like and why. No one had suspected what Gaara had to say. Or how obvious it was possible to be. Rated M to what you imagine...read at own risk! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Pick Up Lines reviews
Gajeel has an unnecessary big knowledge of different pick up lines. Levy gets to know this whether she likes it or not. Rated M for future lemon, dirty talk and swearing. Three-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
The Perfect Beauty reviews
While looking for the absolute beauty Sasori has to consider a new partnership.. .. .. and a new name. Pronto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The World Around Us reviews
Naruto and Hinata's first child, Tenshi, has nightmares every night. Nothing they do will make it go away, and it lets her parents have less and less options to try out. * It's also a 'side-fic' inside with different pairings before and under Naruto and Hinata's engagement-party. . .Story better than it sounds, more info inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Just Had To reviews
In a mission to track down and follow the Akatsuki to their hideouts, Naruto and Hinata have to be alone in a week. Will Hinata dare to confess to him, and will Naruto understand the feelings he has towards her? Finally complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bar Time! reviews
Yeah... the Akatsuki-members is in a bar, surprisingly and weirdly enough in Konoha. Who knows why? Try to imagine them inside this bar, drunk... And then you will understand why this one-shot is rated T...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Plan Involving Sasuke Uchiha reviews
"No way in hell I'm wearing that, Sakura." "Come on, for Naruto's sake." "But a chicken? I'm sure you picked it just to mock me." -SasuSaku, side-pairing NaruHina. Rated T for words and sort of hinted..Eh..stuffs...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Party reviews
"Are you talking nasty about my wife?" Thunder got heard and the three men quickly turned around for the source. Oneshot. Rated for swearings and suggestive talk.
Magico/マギコ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Emma, Shion E. L. - Complete
Ready To Go reviews
'Itachi Uchiha Arc' In Itachi Uchiha's last moment he thinks about his life, his brother and the waiting afterlife. Rated T because I'm weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Like A True Warrior reviews
Some days after he finds out about his disease, Okita stays awake one night and thinks. Rated for some curse-words.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Okita S. - Complete
An Akatsuki Morning reviews
After a troublesome night, Sasori and Pein drinks coffee in the morning. But, will they enjoy it much long? Rated thanks to Hidan... Has been re-read and edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Do You Feel It? reviews
I know, idiotic title... Okita is being romantic to his girlfriend... Okita/OC, nameless girl. Rated for some words...XD
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Okita S. - Complete
In love with Usui Takumi reviews
A story about Ayuzawa's love for Usui. Just an alternative kissing and confession-scene, just because I love this couple so much! Re-read and re-written. One-shot.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete