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Joined 02-18-12, id: 3736985, Profile Updated: 01-11-13
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Scooby Doo, Teen Titans, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Name: call me Procrastinator. If that's too long, call me Pro. On second thought, just call me Pro. It sounds awesome.

Age: somewhere between 1 and 1,000,000,000

Gender: male

Location: Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy

Favorite color: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME??? ARE YOU A STALKER OR SOMETHING?!

Notable characteristics: I'm slightly paranoid.

Likes: logic and randomness

Dislikes: spelling errers

Favorite quotes:

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and man's stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein

"Be careful of reading health books. You may die of a misprint."-Mark Twain

"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."-Ronald Reagan

"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God"-Bill Cosby

"The problem with the internet is that you never know whether the quotes are true or not."-Abraham Lincoln

Favorite proverbs:

"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"The journey of a thousand miles is much easier if you take a plane."

"Ignorance is bliss...until it kills you."

"War never solved anything. Except slavery. And tyranny. And fascism, communism, and Nazism. But other than that, war never solved anything."

"Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else."

"Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it...television."

Back-story: The exact same as the Joker's from 'the Dark Knight'

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Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Flashback by UwIllNevERn0 reviews
Dr. Destiny has a plan, one that he is sure will destroy the Justice League. "I'm going to trap all of you in the mind of the darkest, most twisted member of your team as you relive his painful past." "No offense Bats, but I really don't wanna see what's going on in your brain." "I wasn't talking about him, Wallace," Dr. Destiny grinned, "I was talking about you." (Pic not mine)
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,485 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Airbenders Forever by JackieStarSister reviews
The Air Nomads weren't known for courage, or defiance, or strong family ties. The children must have gotten that from their Water Tribe relatives. A canon-compliant short story about the airbenders' capture. *See dedication inside.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jinora, Tenzin - Complete
Kung Food Fighting by Kimberly T reviews
Before, he was just a poor and often-plagued seller of cabbages. But now that he's rediscovered an ancient long-lost form of bending, he's about to Change The World! This fic was a birthday present for my husband.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Cabbage Merchant - Complete
Pwning and Gaming by Maralexa reviews
Anakin is a pretty well-rounded Jedi. He's a husband, a fighter, a pilot, and...a GAMER? When he challenges Obi-Wan to a game of MarioKart, things get interesting...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,492 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Alfred The Match Maker by Dcfan100 reviews
Bruce Wayne died eight years ago and now Dick is the Batman and he's becoming more like his former mentor every day. Alfred swears that he won't let Dick live the same lonely life Bruce did and decides to find him a wife!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,873 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Linchpin by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
The Heroes of the world have a *BIG* problem when Robin - yes, Robin - is kidnapped from Gotham City Academy. The big deal, other than the obvious? He was Dick Grayson at the time!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Jason T./Robin II, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Why Scooby Got Arrested by fernazab reviews
The Scooby gang caught the 'villains' as usual. However, the villains aren't going to jail; the Scooby gang will. We're not sure if this is a crack fic or not... Too much logic is running a muck.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Just Another Piece in the Games by Winter Echoes reviews
So many tributes died in the Hunger Games, and although we never gave a second thought to most, they all have a story. One-shot about a certain tribute's last day in the arena that proves that things, and people, aren't always the way they seem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Lost in Translation by TigerTerror reviews
Once, all nations knew the story how how the four element spirits created the world. But time has past, and many of the nations no longer pass it on to their children - and other nations have changed it into a story that is very different... One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Forgotten Ones: Lieutenant Jee by Evilnor reviews
After the siege of the North Pole, Lieutenant Jee was branded a traitor and thrown in prison. The war is over now, so what could the Firelord have in mind for him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
For Those Who Came Before by Wildcard999 reviews
Gotham needs a Batman. It's undeniable, unchangeable, unavoidable. But Bruce is old, Barbara is retired, Tim incapacitated, and Dick... unavailable. If Terry disappeared, would anyone be There to take his place? Who would step up? Gotham needs a Batman.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Titan Chronicles 2: Story Time by Tianimalz reviews
The Titans wont stop fighting, so Raven figurs out a way to make them stop by zapping them into a book! And not letting them out till they work together or get to the end. The Titans now have to play out every storie that pops up. RobStar BBT
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
The Titan Chronicles: ChristmaHanukah by CidGregor reviews
A Titan Chronicles Side Story. Oneshot, BBTerra. The December holidays are fast approaching, and the Titans are preparing a grand Christmas celebration...but one Titan is not so interested in 'Christmas' cheer... [Now an award winner!]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Terra, Beast Boy - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by Demigod reviews
Terra awakes, alone and confused, in a dark cavern. This is a short possibility of her reintorduction to the life she left behind. One shot, no pairings, Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Terra - Complete
Twisted Hearts: Tough Love by DBAinsw reviews
One Shot:Aftershocks Redux. Robin, rather than giving up like the others, finds within himself the strength to teach Terra the truth in the only way that was ever going to work. Brutally beating the lesson in.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Terra, Robin - Complete
Iroh's Folly by Booter-Freak reviews
In order to help his nephew sleep, Iroh decides to drug Zuko. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Last chapter, UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
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And Then There was Stu reviews
The final installment in my Chronicles of the Mary Sue, this time focusing on the male variety. A tortured, dark, mysterious, tortured teen meets the Titans and instantly falls for Raven. The problem? She hates him. Oh, and he's also brainwashing the other Titans. Well, this should be interesting...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Raven
Yet Another Mary Sue Parody reviews
I am the thing that keeps you awake at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I am...the sequel to a Mary Sue story. Quick, everybody run in terror!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bumble Bee - Complete
Genocide reviews
How did Sozin exterminate a race of nomads in one day? How did the Fire Nation scale the mountains? Why weren't there any Air Nomad refugees? This attempts to explain these seeming plot holes while giving an account of the darkest day in history, the Massacre of the Air Nomads.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sozin - Complete
Indecipherable reviews
Batman and Bane have an epic confrontation. Too bad their voices are so garbbled that they literally can't understand a word the other is saying.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Bane - Complete
A really short version of 'The Phantom Menace' reviews
What if the characters in 'The Phantom Menace' actually tried to logically solve their problems. We'd have a much shorter movie, that's what.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Another Mary Sue parody reviews
A new girl tries to join the Teen Titans. Who is she? What is her past? Will the Titans get rid of her before she completely perverts the canon? Story even better than this awesome summary. Please review. Flames welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Robin - Complete
Aqualad's secret reviews
What if Speedy found out Aqualad's secret to attracting girls? NO SLASH.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Speedy, Aqualad - Complete
When all else fails reviews
It's a parody on Scooby Doo. Nuff said.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Scooby Doo, Shaggy - Complete
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